Cheating with my Bball Coach
Фильм және анимация
🏀A heart pounding true story about my experience with what takes place behind the scenes in the billion dollar EBA (elementary basketball league) organization. (sarcasm: theres literally zero money in it. Wait... unless there was and I just didn't know about it!)
Stalk Me:
●TikTok: / swoozieftw
●Instagram: / swoozie
Shoes worn in video: stockx.com/air-jordan-1-retro...
Music:
"Pool Side" by Duce Wa // / ducewa
"Party Starter" by Ryan Little // • Ryan Little - Party St...
🎧Outro Song: audiojungle.net/item/upbeat-v...
Additional Art by Bandit and Zeurel // / zeurel
Пікірлер: 6 400
You know what happens to them snitches right
@user-vf8zp2bk4p
3 жыл бұрын
Yes they get their soul sucked out
@gettingajob8618
3 жыл бұрын
?
@censingsdj4284
3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@Jim-hw8eq
3 жыл бұрын
Stitches
@princewiIhelm
3 жыл бұрын
a
Referee: "No no no not today" 💀😂
@tecticeditz5549
4 жыл бұрын
First
@JohnMarston0123
4 жыл бұрын
Second
@JohnMarston0123
4 жыл бұрын
The Likes going up
@nzndhdhshdhfhd6868
4 жыл бұрын
Third
@billybobjones2851
4 жыл бұрын
Fourth
No matter how good u are at any sports, anxiety’s a bitch.
@ashtonb4294
4 жыл бұрын
facts
@sidneypratt5493
4 жыл бұрын
Factss
@BentoXO.
4 жыл бұрын
Bro fr
@Wumbology10
4 жыл бұрын
Stg
@Lego_Bespin_Guard
4 жыл бұрын
True
The lead-up to the dude swating the ball away was perfect, am master story teller
@greed4pf149
3 жыл бұрын
JJ
@venjus9195
3 жыл бұрын
@a stop hating and like my comment so it can be more 😁
@icegod4849
3 жыл бұрын
@@venjus9195 Thats uhh kinda messed up bro
@mikaelbalag7064
3 жыл бұрын
I'm the 690th like thats funny I think
Miss Dawson sounds like the coolest coach, honestly. -When it comes to coaching, not giving students "a ride home"
@hericide1
2 жыл бұрын
i mean getting "a ride home" seems pretty cool
@Account-1536
Жыл бұрын
@@hericide1 it’s literally rape.
@hericide1
Жыл бұрын
@@Account-1536 legally sure but id be down, their loss.
@wildbillcustoms
Жыл бұрын
So how long of a “ride” are we talking… 👉🏾👈🏾👀 just asking for a friend
This was the biggest plot twist I’ve ever seen…
@RoyaltoonzHD
4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@kaibassett3600
4 жыл бұрын
This happened to me once it was lit
@AM-qs7qn
4 жыл бұрын
I know huh
@Londue
4 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck ruined ur 666 likes
@Terrydon
4 жыл бұрын
I know I got clickbated
Pretty Boy: Blocks Adande’s shot Adande: *So you’ve chosen death*
@waterwater642
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@ashtonb4294
4 жыл бұрын
peace was never an option 😂
@zensabo
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@judygarb1
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that this has 3 replies but 2000 likes just what wa ter said
@cynthiachatmanmiller3032
4 жыл бұрын
Alrighty
People talking about the "Fall back young blood" part but I'm still hollering over the part where Ms. Dawson said "Keep ya head up pimp" 🤣🤣 9:26
@angelsantos8459
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
Damn people weren’t lying when they talk bout how private school teachers get with their students 😳
@Jjtheestallion
3 жыл бұрын
Wha
@xlorrix-6320
3 жыл бұрын
wha
@Play-Doh429
3 жыл бұрын
wha
@chungusboy4772
3 жыл бұрын
Wha
@minedoimperija
3 жыл бұрын
Did u even watch the video?
In this video, Adande describes how he ruined several kids’ childhoods on a basketball court.
@NoahNTG
4 жыл бұрын
Minnesota ganggg
@henryanimated4110
3 жыл бұрын
풍선껌 169
@realcamjack3609
3 жыл бұрын
wait i was watching that then saw this waitttttt
@shahabshahid8767
3 жыл бұрын
Whats ur point
@Boy-k1sser
3 жыл бұрын
@@shahabshahid8767 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Coach: “don’t tell anyone” Swoozie: *TELLS 7 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS*
@maiden5427
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. 7 million people go show up at your door step if you mess with my boy swoozie
@Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance
4 жыл бұрын
7.3 million
@sirmonke4243
4 жыл бұрын
the free leftbeyz 7.333445 million
@uri6194
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@jrod2055
4 жыл бұрын
Estephan Guerra PINNED 📌
This man can make the most depressed person in the world the happiest person in the world I swear
@ysq2722
2 жыл бұрын
FIJI !
“ I could be home playing video games and watching anime” The best quote ever 😌
@psmith6312
3 жыл бұрын
Yess
@Scalesthelizardwizard3399
2 жыл бұрын
That was my attitude with culbs and sports 😁
I respect that he put a link to his shoes in the description
@jurbglurbez3489
4 жыл бұрын
Shoes none of us could afford
@bigmaxcc
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin keyte it's Jordan's what you talking about money ain't nuttin
@cynosgf
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh he was sponsored
@ShibuHellYeah
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ShibuHellYeah
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin keyte not even the LACES
When the coach said “fall back young blood” i died 😂😂😂
@Aquanex2
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh same 😂
@joshsan8450
4 жыл бұрын
JackPlayzTwo chill chill chill chill 😂
@asashii432
4 жыл бұрын
I was just about yo comment this😂
@EagleZtoTheGrave
4 жыл бұрын
Keep ya head up pimp
@kayessie17
4 жыл бұрын
JackPlayzTwo lmaoo
“I looked over at Miss Johnson like Rock Lee” *Muss Johnson’s face on Guy Sensei’s body with the thumbs up* 😭😂💀
“I just retired, couldn’t deal with all the politics in the league” 🤣🤣🤣
"Fall back young blood be humble" "Keep your head up pimp" That coach was the best😂
@GetOffMyy
4 жыл бұрын
xhristopher jones_xr do you think she really said that
@xhristopherjones_xr7381
4 жыл бұрын
Nope but it would be awesome if she did 😂
@shakeirasolomon5729
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the teacher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elitereggi3762
4 жыл бұрын
CDeezyy maaybaah
@lwazii3x633
4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Drew:
Elementary school kids: exists Adande: TIME TO END YALLS CAREERS
@andremerrick4925
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Day Kids: excists Me in games: YOUR SOUL IS MINE
@brandonday9638
4 жыл бұрын
@@andremerrick4925 Kids: exist Me: GET OFF MY LAWN
@SiccatrixDubz
4 жыл бұрын
@@andremerrick4925 Ms Dawson: FETCH ME THERE SOULS
@staticontheradio2274
3 жыл бұрын
@@SiccatrixDubz it's rare to see a COD zombies fan around.... hi there comrade
I absolutely love Swoozie's animated commentary in his stories.
Mrs. Dawson: Don't tell anyone. Swoozie a couple of years later: tells the entire internet
Sounds like that high schooler was the one really "cheating with your teacher" Edit: omg thank you guys for the likes! Most I've ever had😎
@awesomesauce7264
4 жыл бұрын
sex
@sebastiaanHP
4 жыл бұрын
sheltered crab508 whats that?
@domilink9747
4 жыл бұрын
Cole Slaw it’s a thing where they engage in activities 😊
@FredCooperDaThird
4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there...and you beat me to it lol
@conch_against_the_world5022
4 жыл бұрын
@@FredCooperDaThird lmao I was surprised nobody else said it😂
“ fall back young bluhd “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jamessanders1724
4 жыл бұрын
Why
@georgetteabril4905
4 жыл бұрын
James Sanders wym why , thas what the teacher in the video said.
@davevalbrun5585
3 жыл бұрын
Sit down and be humble
@treyware2064
3 жыл бұрын
Just Chill Chill Fall Back Lmfao
@Simple_Grey_line
3 жыл бұрын
Chill chill chill fall back young bluhd. Sit down be humble 🤣🤣🤣
"You ain't see nothin you heard nothin"😂😂😂 privates do be like that
This actually sounds like a good pitch for a basketball comedy movie.
I feel like everyone got a “how I almost went pro” story
@mumblezz__5890
4 жыл бұрын
F M definitely. It always starts out, id have gone pro if I hadn’t blown out my knee 😂😂😂😂
@HIGHTLIGHTFILMZ
4 жыл бұрын
F M NEED THAT STORY LMAO 💀🤣
@Netherwolf6100
4 жыл бұрын
Eyup
@enriquediaz6765
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone have a story to share?
@mumblezz__5890
4 жыл бұрын
Enrique Diaz I actually almost went pro but I had heart problems. And tore my acl 5 times. 3 in highschool and 2 in college. I committed to LSU but de-committed and went to Oklahoma state but tore my acl lol. Look me up if you don’t believe me. Sione palelei, watch my highschool highlights. Type in sione palelei East ascension highschool highlights.
Teacher: you can't ever tell anybody about it Swoozie years later: I am going to make a video telling everybody about it
@jamesrobey8291
4 жыл бұрын
it was like 10 years ago tho
@BBCJose
4 жыл бұрын
She still ain’t gonna find out about it cuz she in jail
@icopiedyou2225
4 жыл бұрын
James Robey *years later*
@0fficer_friendly
4 жыл бұрын
It did not acc happen. Its just a story
@iseetreesofgreen3367
4 жыл бұрын
Statue of limitations
I can't believe how much crazy stories this man has
"Fall back, Fall back young blood ..Fall back"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Naah naah dont look chill chill chill young blood, sit down, be humble”.😂😂
@garrinhatfield40
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@vasmajority45
3 жыл бұрын
"Keep your head up Pimp"
Some of the things he says "Just fall back young blood" "Keep your head up pimp" Cracks me up
Wait I just realized, is Jeremy W from the Middle School President video the same Jeremy from this video?
"Young Kobe" Rip Kobe Bryant
This teacher is savage “you ain’t seen nothing you ain’t heard nothing you know what happens to snitches” 😂😂
@minoibwoi14
4 жыл бұрын
She's just a str8 gangsta.
@Kaypricornn
4 жыл бұрын
When I tell you I’m crying😂💀
@mohamedmihoubi8945
3 жыл бұрын
u know she didnt actually say that xD hes describing what she said
@minoibwoi14
3 жыл бұрын
@@mohamedmihoubi8945 We know dude. We're joking.
@silverbullet5083
3 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Mihoubi r/wooosh
Swoozie: Cheating with my teacher in middle school Me: stop the cap
@EagleZtoTheGrave
4 жыл бұрын
No cap...
@atmaj2046
4 жыл бұрын
G
@johangarcia6168
4 жыл бұрын
Yep this is getting sketchy now
@inhle1688
4 жыл бұрын
Kaseem Scott 😳😳she be cheating with someone else tho...
I was playing BF1 and Adande said “BOOM” I instantly died
I really enjoyed that, one hell of a story teller
Swoozie: "What's the worst that could hap-" KZread Ad: "Let's play RAID: Shadow Legends." Me: oh no
@nia-kaicampbell1174
4 жыл бұрын
🥔
@felizkodie5328
4 жыл бұрын
mine was a dominos ad
@cj.2eezy
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t have Premium, but I didn’t get an ad.
@havootu
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao right
@VirusZero0140
4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me too 😂😂😂😂
The way he made the teacher say "fall back, young blood" Im dead lol
Thx dude for putting the shoes in the description ur a legend
“Nah nah nah fall back, fall back yung blood” I’m rollin.
@robinspeaks7
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooo her slang took me out
@Tc3.
4 жыл бұрын
Dawntae Freeman 😭
@howtogetbackyourfortniteac1997
4 жыл бұрын
Dawntae Freeman I saw this as I watched
“A ride home” *it appears someone else was playing a different kind of basket ball*
@thelegacyofgaming2928
4 жыл бұрын
Hitting 3's
@-THE_META
3 жыл бұрын
Balls being dunked...
@ruuuj2763
3 жыл бұрын
The Legacy of Gaming what can I say. He goes hard in the paint
@themaster3305
3 жыл бұрын
*players being brought down to their knees*
@jajathenewking6131
3 жыл бұрын
She really likes boys playing basketball for her.
keep up the good work man, i love ur vids
I love your stories❤️❤️❤️
Swoozie: I would’ve gone pro. Elementary kids: No
@WolVOLrine
4 жыл бұрын
Lord Devo kzread.info/dash/bejne/mY6Mm5iOdrOnmcY.html
Moral of the story: dont trust a guy with big teeth
The NBA Jam cutaways are really sending me with SWooZie’s “Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...”😂😂😂😂
9:32 Just from reading the title and knowing how crazy these vids get I was assuming that this is what the story would be about. Thankfully we got something that didn't go in that direction with Swoozie.
Pretty boi: *smacks swoozie's shot* Swoozie: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
@entix9084
4 жыл бұрын
@@angel-jm9ve oh I just got this pfp from an app that's probably why
The dislikes are from all of the Elementary schoolers.
@jacksilverman2956
4 жыл бұрын
I'm in Elementary school and I pressed like
@aquacrocwherry3321
4 жыл бұрын
And haters looking for beef
@z4c765
4 жыл бұрын
I liked tho
@domilink9747
4 жыл бұрын
Jack Silverman I think he means all the elementary schooler who got their a*ses beat.
@giannapoirier3799
4 жыл бұрын
@@aquacrocwherry3321 you're right. Will back off the beef. Not a hater. Just a person outside, looking in thru the window, watching the fun
The beat at the end is amazing !!
@avaptv219
5 ай бұрын
tryna play fort?
I swear Swoozie needs his own special on MTV where he tells crazy stories for an hour.
Teacher: “you can’t tell anybody about it!” Swoozie: *tells KZread*
@snail2426
4 жыл бұрын
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨
@phxntnumgaming7549
4 жыл бұрын
юлио 6ix9ine: Are you Dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
@snail2426
4 жыл бұрын
@@phxntnumgaming7549 all of them
Pretty boy: *smacks the ball* Swoozie: *starts dancing with funeral guys*
I love how the coach is just so hood about it LOL!!
These video makes me feel so much better cuz now I know we all going crazy tg
"He hurt his left pinkie toe. You know what happens to them snitches, right? Sit down, be humble" 😂😂😂
@47Fe4r
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
teacher: *fall back young blood fall back, sit down be humble*
@annadawkins3570
3 жыл бұрын
Leo nice profile pic
@aaronnelson8441
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, first time I saw this one
@leo-fr2qg
3 жыл бұрын
Some people started using the same comment afterwards, but mine remained unlike.
@edwardescalante5535
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah son, look what happened in Predator 2.
We not gonna talk about how my man had a whole jaw line in middle school
This rock Lee reference was perfect! Loved it man!
the high school found out about it and they weren’t too happy ...and her husband found out about it 😑🤦♂️😱
@koala3299
4 жыл бұрын
I think yk what happened
@ayay3428
4 жыл бұрын
thanks for the spoilers i guess
@WonderTwin11
4 жыл бұрын
Loll that part o was not expecting
@navx_0
4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Malachowski just to be clear, what happened ?
“Fall back young blood fall back” LMAOOOO 💀💀
@treyfields7329
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah shit had me dead
@lorddevo122
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂ongg
If you describe it like nba jam then you know it was lit
I thought the title was cheating on my teacher 😂😂😂
2:53 He told *1,317,050* people about this ma’am
@jett5084
3 жыл бұрын
spare comentary 1st reply
@konchory69
2 жыл бұрын
more like 6.2M
4:37 THAT NARUTO REFERENCE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂
@Hannah-cc2cb
4 жыл бұрын
IKR!!!!
@cry4puz
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@daisyamburgey3065
3 жыл бұрын
Yas 🤣😂
@begonefoulbeast7231
3 жыл бұрын
That fight was sick
@appaontheinternet9796
3 жыл бұрын
Swoozie 8th gate vs star boy top 10 best fights in anime
Jeremy Wear is almost close to getting a D. That deserve an applause 👏
Swoozie out here being magic in park for my cultured friends
sWooZie: I cheated with my teacher Me: Mhhmmhh
@blakeandersonECW420
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking about something completely different when I saw the title
@not.for_her3226
4 жыл бұрын
Noah Avshalom stfu
@blakeandersonECW420
4 жыл бұрын
@Noah Avshalom well he basically said she was engaging in some extra curricular activities with her players just not him
@tksupremacy_
4 жыл бұрын
@Noah Avshalom everyone thought that mate maybe not just u
@daecesnob1e283
4 жыл бұрын
@Noah Avshalom Did you watch the video to the end??🤔😂😂
"chill chill chill chill fall back youn blood sit down be humble" 😂😂😂😂
Pretty Boy blocks shot Swoozie: So you’ve chosen death
love vids keep it up swooz
“He smells like bacon” My mind: tHiS iS mY lITtLe bRoThER gEoRgE.
@taniya9390
4 жыл бұрын
Ten-Pin Boling JAIL😭
@Sergio-fu7mv
4 жыл бұрын
George of the jungle or curious George?
Bro... how has this man CONSISTENTLY been the BEST story teller on youtube for like 10 years?!?!?! I've been a day 1 fan, and Swooz is honestly just as good now as he was before!! so proud to be a fan!
@priorjon
3 жыл бұрын
Me too... I’m a today fan and I’m already addicted
@aboz8649
3 жыл бұрын
Dude I subbed back in the day, and forgot about it until literally yesterday He’s still goin!!
@NashTheChill
3 жыл бұрын
This man has been there and back lmao like even when he was playing competitve dead or alive or KI I dont remember
@reelpat215beats
3 жыл бұрын
A
@onesyphorus
3 жыл бұрын
yep. him and Domics.
This is so relatable
Best line ever keep your head up pimp
What did you do in middle school? Me: "just, play tag and dodgeball" Swoozie: "Impersonate an elementary schooler"
@maxanderson3733
2 жыл бұрын
Middle School goals
@BearBoi-sy9tz
2 жыл бұрын
Me:You
No one: Ms. Dawson: You know what? I’m promoting you to the elementary league
Thank you man. This video made me download NBA Jam again and it is almost less realistic than 2k
IDK why but I love the detail on the jerseys
Seems there was more than one type of cheating going on with his teacher...
@awesomesauce7264
4 жыл бұрын
sex
@samueluhunmwangho1367
4 жыл бұрын
@@awesomesauce7264 yes
@creativebusinessunit7506
4 жыл бұрын
OOF moment.
Teaching at a Catholic school while giving kids a ride home??? That ain't very Christ-like.
@embracethebright1587
4 жыл бұрын
*private school
@ltlredhen4177
4 жыл бұрын
But very Catholic like tho
@DelightfulWalrus
4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? That sounds like a nice thing to do
@godofgamers3884
4 жыл бұрын
Xiang Chen yeah that’s what I was thinking
@deathdealer13cat
4 жыл бұрын
LoYaLtY_Flash sounds about on par for the course to me XD XD XD
This happened to me in jr high, I was an 8th grader and they had me play for the 6th grade team. Demolished them. My coach traded me out for a kid who's mom hated my mom, and it was just the funniest thing.
This video takes me back to park district basketball in elementary school where my best friend and I were on the same team, and I was the starting point guard and he was the shooting guard, and we could more or less 2v5 some of the teams. Good times... P.S. I don't play basketball anymore and I was probably better in 5th grade than I am now.
Teacher: I think he's a narc Me: that was her husband, I'm calling it.
@geraldgrenier8132
4 жыл бұрын
her husband's PI?
@sirmel11
4 жыл бұрын
wouldn't she know who her husband was?
@emmastar020
4 жыл бұрын
Sirmel11 yeah but she probably didn’t wanna admit that
I swear I sent that "Party Starter" beat to Swoozie at least 5 to 6 years ago, and he finally used in a video. I'm honored, bro. Thank you.
@swoozie
4 жыл бұрын
I’m constantly auditioning ur music! Now go upload it on SoundCloud or something so I can link it in description boye!
@spaceghostflame3500
4 жыл бұрын
Sup Swoozie!
“Whats the worse that could happ-“ *ad shows up with a guy falling off of a helicopter*
Thanks so much for telling me about elementary school
When he took off his weights acting like lee I DIED😂😂😂
@dgbcash
4 жыл бұрын
Ong
She teaches at a catholic school and trying to instigate lying. Interesting...
@gamara204
4 жыл бұрын
And she cheated too
@Natalie-101
4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone surprised?
@EagleZtoTheGrave
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, she just didnt tell the truth... 😎
@kevinshiflett4449
4 жыл бұрын
My catholic school was the most unethical place I’ve ever been
@DsgSleazy
4 жыл бұрын
@@Natalie-101 lol they don't realize some catholic schools are more fucked up than public ones
Dude you're awesome. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
It’s also possible for elementary to go through 6th, middle to be 7th-9th and then high school will be 10th-12th. It can be different from different halves of the country, different states, even different counties can have elementary, middle, and high school begin/end at different grades.
This mans be stealing every girls heart like it’s nothing
@cross2407
4 жыл бұрын
mans a Phantom Thief 😂
@linhtuong7908
4 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@cross2407
4 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@tauurt
4 жыл бұрын
even the teachers 😂
@WarioIsGodd
4 жыл бұрын
Thats what everyone was thinking at the title 😂
When she said "your short for a middle schooler" I immediately got offended. 😂
Funny as Anything, this story! You have me laughing!
“You see that guy over ther? No don’t look”
The story of the skecthiest coach in the entire EBA(Elementry Basketball Association)
@EagleZtoTheGrave
4 жыл бұрын
We need a ESPN 30 for 30
@Chris_money
4 жыл бұрын
CrashBOREDOM *NJB
“I think he’s a narc” 💀
@bigman7875
4 жыл бұрын
U look like the big toothed kid in the story in your profile pic
@kenyaley3064
4 жыл бұрын
Drini Gjonaj LMAO CHILLL HHAHHHHAJAJJJAJA
Seeing this a year later and still love the video
9:14 Mrs.Dawson n Adande: When I see you again....*aah aah aaaah🎶*