Hi, my loves; I am someone who likes to be accountable and correct my wrongs. I sincerely apologize if my clickbait title was too much. Given what I was talking about during the video, I thought the idea was funny at the time. This idea of quitting KZread to be an actress was considered incredibly facetious. I sincerely and stupidly didn't think it would upset anyone, but I was severely wrong. That said, I changed the video's title and want to offer a heartfelt apology for being insensitive. I will promise not to be such a fucking idiot in the future.

@MsBoxtet

4 ай бұрын

😘

How can I maintain my horribly inappropriate parasocial relationship with you if you quit? Any story you tell will be entertaining. Love ya bebe. 💕🐾💕💜

@Lady_TyTy

3 ай бұрын

Very well written Lass; how ELOQUENT are you?.... Yeah, fur real girll, you KNOW how rare a comment like that is, here on YT Peace! ✝️ 🇺🇲 ❤️

Fresh intro thoughts; Your authenticity is what makes us love you, so that definitely extends to being authentic to what feels good to YOU. Drop the intro if it’s stifling you girl! ❤❤❤

When salespeople or randos bug me, I yell at them that i want my coat back. That usually makes them shuffle away giving me serious side eye.😁

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

LOL I am going to use that one next time

@thomasmettham855

4 ай бұрын

Sooo, this straight up reminded me of when my best friend and I took the bus back from the zoo here in Phoenix, AZ. Back then, it used to stop at Central Station and, once the sun goes down, all the weird people come out. She and I were stopped by this one guy and this was the exchange: Guy: "Hey, do you have a smoke?" Me: "Yeah, no worries." Guy: "Hey, thanks." *pause* "Are you guys from the Land of Non?" Me and Friend: *exchanged confused side eyes* "No?" Guy: "Oh, ok." *another pause* "You guys aren't trolls, are you?" Me and Friend: " Nooo." Guy: "Ok. Good. Ya gotta watch out for fuckin trolls, man." So, from then on, that's been my go to rebuttal for unwanted convos or pushy sales people. In person or on the phone. 😂😂😂

The way I hooted out loud at the timeshare story….. Girl, I live in Cabo. I can’t go to a gas station bathroom without getting hounded by Timeshare sales people. “I EAT MY OWN SHIT!” Is now what I aspire to say. You are a true queen.

@jbbb7418

4 ай бұрын

I think we should ALL use that line specifically for timeshare people! Hahaha! Imagine a corporate meeting….. ummm Mr. Chairman, our ummm sales force have come upon a strange phenomenon…. Oh what would that be….. well when they approach beautifully made up women they all say…. Ummm….. I eat my own shit! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amandajoanne479

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I’ve been laughing about this all day 😂

I eat my own shit is the best comeback EVER! Don't ever change!

I’ve been walking in the mall when an aggressive man yells if I would like to check out his skincare products. And when I said no thank you I’m in a bit of a hurry today, he came back with “That’s why ya got that zit on yo pho-head”. Shit caught me off guard I just laughed

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAA!

@Teeeyt

4 ай бұрын

Omg 😂

@NickaLah

4 ай бұрын

Glad you can laugh stuff like that off, depending on my mood that could've ruined my day. What a crappy way to try to make a sale. It reminds me of when I got my first real job and started looking at more expensive makeup, a rep made snide comments about how Clinique is meant for teens. All I could think is I didn't even start wearing makeup until I was in my aunt's wedding when I was almost 16 already and there was no way I would ever beg my single mother, an underpaid nurse, to buy me anything but drugstore makeup. It's actually amazing I ended up with decent products since I'm sure I got one choice for every product I needed and even Revlon seemed too expensive at the time. Although, I probably got a few extra choices once I moved on from babysitting to a part-time office job and had more of my own money to buy what I wanted.

@adrianna453

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

*terrified in European* at the idea of not being able to take a vacation. Hope you get through it successfully!

The shade threw at Mikayla was EVERYTHING 😂 " I heard if u like this blush u get something from cartier" 😅😅 I'm dead 😂

@SussexSandra

4 ай бұрын

That was the greatest comment i’ve heard on social media all week. 🤣🤣

I love that you are using the Iris Apfel mirror... she passed recently at 102 years old.💜💕🧡

@zeldaemmerick5460

4 ай бұрын

I love mirror too ❤

Whoever commented that you have 'bad skin' (and that you need to WARN them 🤣) is... strange. Maybe they are not around people in real life a lot? The majority of us have imperfect skin. You actually have beautiful skin and you're very lucky.

@laceyrhoton4206

4 ай бұрын

The audacity to comment that to our Queen of the Dead! Yeah I don't get it, very weird.

@darkydoom

4 ай бұрын

It makes no sense. I feel like if you have perfect skin is more of a disclaimer like, "I have nothing that needs to be covered. I am flawless. How am I meant to know if this will work on blemished, puffy, pigmented skin?"

Totally here for the new intro. I love the old one, but if I really want to catch it, I can always go through old videos and engage with them too.

Heres another comment i hope will stick with u: im from syria ill never be able to get those products in syria but i still like having your playful vibrant upbeat energy and laughter playing in my room it is soothing. U are unique. And different

@ZijnShayatanica

3 ай бұрын

I watch Theresa for the same reason! I don't buy much makeup anymore [aside from brow gel & gloss when I run out], but she's just a breath of fresh air. Her videos make the day a bit more fun. 💕 I hope you're doing well!

You would make a good actress 😂❤ thanks for sharing your humor. 😊

My dad taught me that ole technique of appearing psycho to a sales person a long time ago! Lol, love it!

My current makeup look is a skin tint with a tiny bit of bronzer that I instantly regret and enough blush to turn myself into the Berries and Cream lad, no matter my skin quality. I want Theresa in feature films! I already love your feature film-length videos Also, I got shadematched and I realized I am uncooked but thawed chicken as opposed to the slightly golden chicken I thought I was, which explains a lot about my fraught relationship with complexion products

@jennteal5265

4 ай бұрын

If you're saying you're so white your transparent (and therefore PINK like I am), the ONLY bronzer that has ever worked well for me is Sunburn from GiveMeGlow. It's super pink and actually makes me look bronzed!

I’m Dutch living in the Netherlands and I NEVER heard of Dutch Bros lmao😂 I had to rewind when you said it and then I googled it! They need to open one in the Netherlands as well😆🇳🇱💪🏻

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

hahaha they need to!

@omegasobsessions

4 ай бұрын

Dutch Bros is the best, I am a lucky bish and have one two blocks away from home and 3 blocks from work hehehe

@ZijnShayatanica

3 ай бұрын

I mean, in the Netherlands, wouldn't it just be called "Bros"? The adjective is self-evident. 😂🤣

@EnglishProfStyle

2 ай бұрын

They're actually an American company out of Oregon. The coffee tastes super burnt to me and the workers are way too cheerful (at least around me) 😂

I think the next time a patient says something crazy to me, I will say "oh yeah, Well I eat my own shit!"

1) your new mic sounds amazing 2) sorry, but you’re never allowed to leave KZread 😂😂😂

@bookwormwithawitchface

4 ай бұрын

Truly, Teresa is the last one standing between me and uncurable depression.

@kaitlyn_pelli

4 ай бұрын

@@bookwormwithawitchface 😂😂😂

Oh I love the new intro cut. You’re the best.

Ohhhh…..you better not

@HannahLesterr

4 ай бұрын

Lmao me literally “bitch you better be joking”

I love the basma blush on you. You look like a cute strawberry milkshake 🥤

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Thank you baby!

Happy Tuesday! Love getting to laugh with you! Thank you for being authentically YOU! ❤

As a dry skin girlie, back from the dead pale I’m all for the skin tints! Yayy for us! 👽 lots 💖💖 from The UK

I loved the film! Hearing your voice was exciting. The Sci-fi channel should sign you!🤩🤪

I loved the short film , I too adore sci-fi. Your voice over was great and your friend has epic editing skills 👏

I’m gonna remember that phrase with bothersome sales people! “I eat my own $h!@!!!!”

Yay! Our phones are dead at work so i get to watch you while getting paid! Im over here cackling in my cubie. Love you!!

You can do it!!! You wanna act, sing, dance…I believe in you!! You go get that!!💖💚💜🩵

Yayy! Just when I needed it :) hey Theresa hope you have a wonderful day

Haven't watched KZread in awhile but definitely have missed ur videos

Love the way the blush looks❤

Wow the sound and visual quality is UP ma’am ❤ luv u

I loved the short film! My husband walked in the room and was like “what movie is this? Don’t watch it without me!” 😅 so apparently this needs to be a full film

You are a STAR!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Oh no she betta don’t

This makeup is beautiful on you, the best or at least my personal favorite I’ve seen on you in a long time…you look so good in this video & the makeup is so flattering, beautiful!!!

For the people who buy cloud paint and don't like how much the product poops out all at once - leave the silver foil seal on and poke a hole in it with a pin or preferred pointy thing. In honesty, I didn't come up with this 😅, i read it on another comment ages ago before i bought a cloud paint, and looked at a review video.

"which I heard, if you like it, you get a gift from Cartier- JOKE ITS A JOKE!" 😭🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👍👍👍 IM CRYING 😭

I’m having a bad day, got some bad bloodwork back from for my little 4 pound dog who is my whole world. Your story about the timeshare made me laugh. Thank you!

I have a hotdog skin recommendation. It's the IT cosmetics cc illuminating your skin but better. I'm not exactly sure however how light their range goes. I have the light one and its a good summer shade for me. For reference I'm 37, dry sensitive skin, and I'm more in the light to beige skin tone range ..

Hey, love the new intro!

I’ve watched like you & 2 othrs try the Glossier Cloudpaint Bronzer; imo, & as a painter, though very light brown, there appears to be a red-toned undertone… hard! Your cheeks typically nvr look sooo rosy after any tint, with bronzer. And irritatingly, to distinguish the fine, red undertone. You did great fixing the best anyone w/ your (my) skin color could! Glad you enjoyed your Mom’s visit 😉🌞👍🏽❤️

Yes. I am binging yr vids while I’m sick in bed! Yayy I found a fellow alien 👽 lots 💖💖 from The UK 🇬🇧

You have clearly mastered the use of the royal "we" 😂 I started doing it too in my videos, it afflicts us all

You went from Glinda to Elphaba in 2 seconds. 😂 All love.

I love the video!!! I also love that the fucking cursing is back!! Aye Aye Captain!!

For me, it's just a given my "vacations" are like 3 years apart, if I'm lucky. Last time i had a mate's wedding as an excuse to travel down south with the family. Was awesome. Now i have to wait for next year coz my mum said she'd rather have a holiday than have a party, like YES! Weekend trip! Also, I've already used up all my sick leave and i am so fatigued from nightshift this month as a nurse that im randomly crying and hating myself... i can't take any time off to rest

@maryeckel9682

4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you're going through that. Nursing is tough!

Princess is in her natural era❤

Love Cartier!!! Happy first day of spring!🤑

I loved hearing your voice in this film.

Omfg it feels like a throw back to nyc story days!! Hahaha

That timeshare story was great

Dutch Bros is the best!! We have a Dutch Bros that is in walking distance to my house now, its right next to my neighborhood. Its glorious! ❤

i watched the short film, how cool was that.. great job. Captain 😊❤

This is just delightful chaos. Also - I tried the Thorn Oil today for the first time. I understand everything.

Although slight, this looks like a different camera angle and I really like it. It's flattering to you.

I love that hair color on you!!

I’m Oslo in NARS foundations Too! Yayyy 4 us Pale as uncooked Aliens!! 👽

The way my heart SANK at the title of this video! 💔

Girrrrll your personality made my entire morning. Like please be my best friend lmao You're such a talented makeup artist and I hope you have a beautiful day. Thank you for creating amazing content. My depresso expresso ass needed this incredible energy.

i'm feeling the pizza pie energy with the cheese color hairclips and singe brushes 🤣

I’ve always thought you’d be an amazing voice over person!

Saw reflection. enjoyed it very much!

Lookin good in this video boo!!

As an actor who specialises in VO, I salute you and welcome you to the fold. It's fun and creative sure, but also an unglamorous and rough life, although hey, probably still miles better than creating KZread content 😂

Omg really needed this video today. Thank you for being such an awesome garbage queen!! (Meant as the highest of compliments)

The timeshare person hiding from you 😂😂😂 I am playing the scenario in my head and OMG so funny lol

Minso is a national chain. We have them in a couple different southern California malls and I saw one in Vegas too. They've got some cute stuff.

Do not abandon us 😫

Oh, look! It's Clickbait Tuesday with Theresa! 🤪

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA ;-) Gotta keep you on your toesssss!

I watched the film, very enjoyable. Good job, Theresa

Love that we knew you when....before you were a famous Hollywood star. I had the same dream as a child. I will check it out!

Theresa the hair is looking like Rachel ( from friends 😅) FIRE 💖🩵

Nah girl you mean ‘we’ cuz we are in this crazy ass rollercoaster together.

I love the skin tint for the SPF 50 I have skin cancer.. i need that!!!

The joy you show when stirring the pot in your comment section is fantastic! It lightens the mood when hearing it! You are a star! Anyone who says you aren't is less than the white beach sands made of parrot fish $hit that make up many FL beaches!

My eye occasionally does that same thing, for some reason I didn’t even realize it could be the product rather than my eyes getting weepy. Now I’m gonna pay attention to what I’m using when it does that.

I hadn't seen you in a while and now you look more gorgeous with that hair and all wow, ❤

NGL I really hope that the voice acting gooooes because you were so awesome in that short film! I love sci-fi and I think it goes into horror territory too. I loved that it's kinda different, we don't really see the POV of the AI companion in these types of sci-fi films.

You look lovely with that pastel pink Basma blush ❤

You look so good blonde!!

Okay okay okay….i can get behind quitting KZread to be an actress for Zach🤣 only because I’m a big fan🤣 Also….can I take 100% of the Dutch madness? No but I am atleast taking some….i created a monster out of you two and the Dutch bros….and I’m here for all the chaos to come. 😊

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

DUTCH BROS FOR EVER! I am moving to Oregon now. :-) haha

Theresa get into reading audio books, you definitely have the voice and energy for it 🙌 well done on the short 👏👏

@maryeckel9682

4 ай бұрын

Funny romance and YA fantasy/science fiction would be awesome.

Doing voice over work sounds cool!

Oooooo Theresa!! You actually made me laugh out loud! That is an absolutely amazing feat considering the hell that is living large in my life at the moment…. And I am not without a kleenex box at any time, because the flood gates are wide open!! So THANK YOU!! That was fabulous!!

Just checked out Reflection - it was super cool!

Glad i read clickbait cuz i was going to cry

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

LOL I know I am a dirty dirty bitch. :-) Love youuuuuu

I really like that blush color after you used the Ilia foundation to clean it up a bit. I also hate randomly watery eyes, we restarted keto and the last time I started having an issue with dry eyes. This time I'm also having an issue, primarily with the same eye, but I also have been going ham with skincare and one other time I got too close to the eye, I experienced the same issue. But I wanna treat my undereye bags, so... I dunno.

I would definitely try the blush without this bronzer because I've seen it look great on others like Michele Wang and Amylovesmakeup

The bronzing drops you used a couple of videos back made a BIG difference on your redness!

@Thenerdinyourclass

4 ай бұрын

Do you remember what bronzing drops she used or what video it was?

@maryeckel9682

4 ай бұрын

I wish I could remember what video! It probably has a tiny bit of green in the color for cool toned skin.

Any old creep will blow up on KZread but KZread hides your videos from people?! Just doesn’t seem just!! I love you and your videos so much!!! I will always support you ❤ our garbage queen.

new intro is good, don’t bore yourself with monotony! 👍

Hahaha your time share story had me cracking up. I wish I could had done something like that when my sister and I had to deal with a guy trying to sell us a time share in Cabo, Mexico. My sister didn’t tell me she talked to the guy beforehand. I was so mad at her because we ended up eating breakfast with the timeshare guy and all I wanted to do was eat and look at the sights. Nah we ate with him and he was trying to show us the hotel rooms/timeshare he was trying to sell my sister

You have a really nice voice! I can totally see you as a voice actor in video games or animation.

I like that blush on you it's very light 💡

❤❤❤

"I eat my own shit" 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious, I love it! It worked though, right?! 😂😂 I truly enjoy your story times. Thank you for sharing, you're amazing! 💞

The complexion products were a wild ride going from an Oscar the Grouch green cast from the colour corrector that the skin tint didn't cover, to a bronzer that somehow put all the redness back and then some Pepsi Bismol blush to top it all off....However, all that was made irrelevant by that time share sales story 💩 😎 😂

I want to try the highlighter