The only complaints about crime that municipalities and legislators care about come from business and property owners; people whose 2 hobbies are raising rents on their investment properties, and then loudly wondering where all these dang *homeless people* keep coming from.

@zainmudassir2964

Жыл бұрын

Homeowners association are cancer and going after homeless folks over 'property prices'

@skogshemwijk6953

Жыл бұрын

My

I absolutely love how Stabler leaves SVU too. His last episode ends with him shooting a child in the precinct in front of everyone and he just bows his head in shame. His bosses then give him an ultimatum of get therapy or quit and he calls their bluff and quits offscreen. Shits hilarious

@ericlongworth3098

Жыл бұрын

I think in real life Christopher meloni got to big for his britches and thought he'd be a new Liam Neeson. Several duds later and Stabler returns

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

Sounds pretry UNstabler to me! Thank you, thank you. *falls down eight flights of stairs*

One SVU episode I remember is the episode where they are looking for some gay guy who I think is spreading HIV on purpose & Ice-T is speaking to a dude and the dude corrects Ice and tells him that he is not gay, he is a straight man who has sex with men. Ice T replies back: I got news for you - that means you're gay!

@MartyMcNasty

Жыл бұрын

I think that was his son too 😂

So depressing that I've seen every single episode that they referenced at least three times.

@DanielBurtonDidYourWife

Жыл бұрын

IKR. I'm in that box too.

I was always skeptical of the crime hysteria and then when I took some class about criminology that was taught by a old jaded police officer it only made my position more solidified. American Suburbanites are freaked out that they'll be trafficked or killed by MS13, when its about 10 times more likely that they'll be abused and killed by their own relatives. They agonize over home invasions when a whole family being killed in a murder suicide or domestic violence incident is statistically more likely to happen. When I was working EMS I can say the scariest calls before Covid were the ones related to domestic violence. A dude in a wifebeater with a gun or attack dog is pretty damn scary. Not to say gang violence doesn't happen, of course it does. But in the US specifically, it doesn't effect these people who live in White Affluent neighborhoods. Honduras and Mexico are very dangerous countries with a lot of narco violence, but its not happening here despite how many MAGA Boomers will be posting grisly cadaver images all over their Facebook.

@fkrkf

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, 90% of all violent crimes happen in neighborhoods where the medium annual income is below the poverty line. After I learned that stat I realized that everything I ever was told about crime was 99% obfuscation and propaganda

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

Search the old Chapo bit about the Villages. Some journo went down to this horrible gated community in Florida called the Village to talk to some of the suburban hogs. They interviewed some old dude and his equally ancient wife who always left their gated community strapped since they were convinced that everywhere outside of their little hog pen was basically anarchy because Obama let a bunch of Mexicans just flood over the border. Upper middle class piggies are just pathetic.

Salt and vinegar chips rock. Sorry, Chapo boys, but on this point you have no taste.

@Oddity00

Жыл бұрын

how the fuck can anyone dislike salt & vinegar chips? smh

@Lightningkuriboh

Жыл бұрын

they're good, but you can't have more than 5 otherwise you want to kys

@dirrdevil

7 ай бұрын

I was eating salt and vinegar chips as they said that. Lost all faith.

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub

4 ай бұрын

"Why I Left the Left"

I seem to remember 90’s television was like 90% crime. I remember being like 10 years old and being terrified of crime after watching Unsolved Mysteries. I honestly thought someone was going to break into our house and slit my entire families throats for no reason. It’s fucking crazy to be reminded every now and then that really hasn’t gone away, it’s just that people live in different media bubbles and some of those are still in world similar to the 90’s TV world I lived in once if not worse, because you could honestly immerse yourself in this shit 100% of the time, at least when I was a kid there was a new Simpsons episode or whatever.

Damn that’s more fun than Civ V with the Brave New World expansion pack.

Love how Felix pronounces "cosine" to rhyme with "bosun".

Living on a Border State I see some neat Mexican snacks and stuff, even their sodas are better because they use actual sugar instead of corn syrup. Also my military relatives vouch for snacks from Japan and Korea. America is only the Snack Country of the world because of how we sell our shit by the pallet.

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

Korean street snacks are the best.

a focus on law and order are a distraction from socio economic issues and the fact those are supposed to address

Wish I realized how goofy that show was, when I saw it as a kid XD

@PR0MAN01

Жыл бұрын

You don't have the critical thinking skills yet to question why seemingly everyone in NYC is involved in some kind of sex crime.

@aderynalbarelli5899

Жыл бұрын

@@PR0MAN01 they're all related to Cuomo In case you're being serious, you don't know why people use past tense.

so massively true about social interaction being fundamental to who we are. ALSO that actual "community values" is revolutionary. true true true

I love that in these shows the law enforcement will try to use social media to solve crimes, and of all things they use their own profiles to raise awareness and the public trusts them. It's like yeah if cops could solve crimes I'd bet they'd be celebrities lol.

The deprogram podcast mentioned you guys. Now this might be my new favorite pod.

@BarackLesnar

Жыл бұрын

One of them went on quorators, that's how I heard about them

@99baking

9 ай бұрын

Woah, I've never heard of someone finding Chapo through another leftist podcast. It's almost always been the other way around. I started on Chapo in 2016 and now The Deprogram and True Anon are my favorites

I get too Latino when I drink I get it

I wish I had a decent way to express my thoughts about the loneliness thing, because Matt's horror at the machine is obviously justified. But I also feel like if I told him that I socialized with friends online and even my significant other, he would scream at me that I was a Matrix pod person and not a real human being.

@PR0MAN01

Жыл бұрын

Fr, I use discord to talk with friends almost on the daily. These are people whose weddings I've been to, shared intimate moments with, people who I've grown to love like family and I met all of them online like 8 years ago. The internet is a fascinating thing, capable of both good and bad for human communication.

So happy Felix gets to be resident professor on SVU on here. He could teach a course at NYU if he was interested in doing that even though it’s not cool

Love the thumbnail. Chris Meloni is a criminally underrated actor 😂 "Did you say dick cream?" "NO...I said stick team."

@TheKeyser94

Жыл бұрын

Meloni is a good actor, but he had the same treatment than Carrie husband from Sex and the City, from being an unhinge cop to be a tolerant cops that show up where black kids were playing with a militarised police and say that he had good intentions, and that was in the first episode of his new show.

Wow... those call-ins were almost entirely painless. Good job everybody

It is the only thing you guys have ever let me down on, I am so disappointed that you are SVU people and not criminal intent people.

@tewodrosii2875

Жыл бұрын

CI was only good with Jeff Goldblum. Private Pyle was annoying

@jfrsnjhnsn

Жыл бұрын

@@tewodrosii2875 Sir, you can go straight to hell

This entire episode felt like a callout post directed at me 🫤

Kettle style jalapeño flavor chips are the GOAT

the sales lady for hospice sounds a lot like direct contracting/medicare advantage vampires as well

Stellar quality, gentlemen. Compliments to the mimes.

I'm up in here Sprawled out in the chapo victims unit at my local hospital

Listening with my fiancé (who just got her masters in film, tv, and media studies) and laughing so fucking hard

There are these tomato flavoured Lays that come in a tube you can buy in China and I swear to Jesus they are the best chips I've ever had. They make a cucumber variety that is also really good. Similarly, South Korea for a while had these vegetable Pringles (in a few varieties) and everyone I knew hated the tomato ones but I couldn't get enough of them. Sadly, I think they may have been discontinued. Do yourself a massive favour and if you can, try both.

@raven_g6667

Жыл бұрын

Sounds a lot like ketchup flavored chips. Ppl think it sounds gross but it ends up tasting like fries, they're awesome.

@CzolgoszWorkinMan

Жыл бұрын

hell yeah dude love my chips n dips

Love the audio in this one guys Edit: they fixed it but for 30 minutes after publishing it was silent

@acetate909

Жыл бұрын

It's a conceptual episode about the silencing of sexual abuse victims.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

Silent Victims Unit

@TennesseeJed

Жыл бұрын

Lengthy video uploads seem to lack audio for the first few minutes after they appear on KZread.

Dear Osaka Dude, I also live in Osaka close to that aikido dojo. Hit me up and let’s go!

Chapo need to do Chicago PD, Blue Bloods, and Criminal Minds next.

@lepjagman

Жыл бұрын

They'd have a FIELD DAY with Chicago PD.

@eckoschreiber

8 ай бұрын

Recommend Skip Intro's Copaganda series.

@dirrdevil

7 ай бұрын

​@@eckoschreiberAgreed. The episode of Blue Bloods where a black man throws himself out the window to frame an innocent cop is peak copaganda. I saw that live as my grandparents watched it and was glad to see Skip Intro cover it.

A GOAT episode. Miss Matt!

It seems that Stabler now have been sanitise, because in the past he was totally unhinge, and it seems like Criminal Minds, they realise that no one liked Stabler wife so they kill her in the first episode of his anti-mafia Law and Order TV Show, they did the same with LaMontagne in Criminal Minds, he had his own fan base, but that was minimal, so they decided to break his marriage in the last minute only do to do what they should had done like fifteen season ago.

@marlock6573

Жыл бұрын

The actress who played Stabler's wife used to do guest appeances on The Majority Report.

@weejockpoopongmcplop

Жыл бұрын

@@marlock6573 Isabel Gillies. Wonder what happened to her. Feels like she got purged about the same time as Cliff Schecter

@marlock6573

Жыл бұрын

@@weejockpoopongmcplop Yeah, Schecter lost his mind after Bernie's 2016 run and started aggressively attacking progressives. I don't know if Sam fell out with Gillies like that though.

I don't know if the chapo guys read these comments but I'd absolutely love if Matt and Felix (Midwest guys) do a complete deep dive into dick wolfs other "masterpiece" Chicago pd. I swear that show is so dark in comparison. I think when dick wolf created that show he had his car broken into and the police just shrugged their shoulders and said "call your insurance company"

@jfrsnjhnsn

Жыл бұрын

Whaddayous, my dad over here, what with the Chicago PD show?

Subways are phenomenal, it’s our divested from, degraded and degenerated public that’s the problematic component

Rap Snacks honey cheese puffs (called something else) are a rare gas station treat

so cute around 20:00 where matt is encouraging felix.

I'd like another hour of snack conversation

am I mishearing, did felix say he thinks it's unreasonable to say that homeless people shouldn't have spikes under them? maybe I just wasn't keeping up.

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

The point they were making is that the correct moral stance is neither "let the unhoused sleep on the sidewalk" nor "put spikes everywhere to keep the unhoused out of sight." The correct move is "find the unhoused somewhere to live." Of course, that means the most visible threat of poverty goes away. Can't have that. Always gotta' keep the threat in the frame.

9:34 "What"!? Did I miss Matts intro or was that the first time he spoke?

Finally a shoutout for Lays All Dressed. True speakers for the masses haha

*where* *is* *Matthew Christmas*

@condor237

Жыл бұрын

Being gay

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

Making a podcast nobody is going to follow where he rants on coke for an hour about the Prussian war or something

@c.andrew3944

Жыл бұрын

Currently whipping the elves into shape for the big day.

Audio go on Chapo!

Matt finds a way to complain about phones, again...

@feydrautha012

Жыл бұрын

Don't ever try to get Matt to use an Amazon web instance, because we'll literally have an "Old man yells at cloud" incident.

Seeing Felix’s recent tweets this is where Felix the svu expert comes in (rubs hands devilishly)

Kettle is the best...but cape cod has fallen off in quality

9:49 Matthew Stealthman strikes again

59:30 cmon man some of us are tryna fight the good fight with yall :(

so fucking true about social interaction being fundamental to who we are. ALSO that actual "community values" is revolutionary. true true true

Matt with the winning chip select 👍

Old Dutch Dill Pickle. Probably why I have diabetes now and can't eat things like that anymore.

Many a lovely woman's cried over the death of a coal miner

MUNCH!

Turn the audio down please, its too loud

I missed last week, what did Will say at the end of last episode?

@Laudon1780

Жыл бұрын

I think it refered to two episodes ago (episodes 682)when the q club shooting in colorado happened and will adressed it, at the beginning of the show.

@NickFreres-bp7rj

Жыл бұрын

@@Laudon1780 oh ok. Thanks!

Ruffles Queso ridges potato chips. Utz Dill Pickle chips, also ridges. But my all time favorite were the now unjustly discontinued Ruffles KC Masterpiece BBQ chips

@TheGruntonfire8

Жыл бұрын

My favorite chip is also discontinued. The humble baked Doritos.

@coreygolpheneee

6 ай бұрын

Utz Dill Pickle?! What kind of Midwestern fairy tale do you live in?

the hospice care thing takes work to understand how bad that is. to agree to give up on life already. Just a paid murderer for real. Because the mechanisms of society have no morals there. no norms. these people are outside the norms. heck

@christophergreen6595

Жыл бұрын

I've been in low-level chronic pain, from a dead femur joint shedding all its cartilage and grinding. I would be looking for suicide options if it were REAL pain. Some conditions really do make life not worth living.

But if being around everyone was so great why are people turning away from it?

@amber7591

Жыл бұрын

It's like having to eat your veggies

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Idk I think this trend is more pronounced in wealthier parts of the country, and is also an inevitable consequence of easy, convenient life.. Capitalism has run it's course beyond any rational doubt.

@NosyFella

Жыл бұрын

Technology has changed the nature of work, production, entertainment and human relationships. People aren't consciously turning away from socialising but are being subconsciously conditioned into a more anti-social mindset.

@Fuwuzworsh

Жыл бұрын

@@NosyFella I have a different take than Matt. I think the more socialization we engage in the more we are primed to buy goods and services and hence engage in capitalism in order to keep up with the tribe we are in. We are turning away bc we can no longer keep up. In my experience it’s the wealthiest not the poorest that are still socially active

@NosyFella

Жыл бұрын

@@Fuwuzworsh depends what you mean by socially active. Not all socialising involves spending big money.

That female persuasion caller had me howling like the wolf in "Red Hot Riding Hood."

11:18 has anyone figured out his username yet

@mavillejones5908

Жыл бұрын

20 seconds before this was the exact time i realized matt was in this episode, i checked the comments to see who else noticed this, and at 11:13 i found this comment. first comment i found too, at the top.

@bortgunn9079

Жыл бұрын

Remember when a few LF people were permabanned for joking about killing Obama? The chapo crew is literally them lmao

these guys have never seen Twin Peaks? That should be on TV all the time instead.

Chapo finally greenlit my guys.

Get armed.

Are they finally gonna talk about Virgil? I just started the episode. No one spoil it for me!

@ItsOgre

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think they ever will. I will say Virgil at least had the good grace to fuck off permanently and disappear. Not make a public “apology” where they use it mainly as a vehicle to attack his accusers and say they’re acting in bad faith or part of a conspiracy to get them canceled and then stick around and get boosted by other big channels with this stuff publicly available and known and make videos where you call out and roast fellow sex pests *cough* Vaush *cough*

@tewodrosii2875

Жыл бұрын

@@mollymcginnis5348 ok...WHAT would that solve other than make you feel better? like, what Tangible benefit? and don't say "accountability" or dome other stuff noone really cares about. is a crime solved? is someone vindicated? is someone owed money? no? then what are you freaking out about?

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, what statement could they ever have made that would be louder and more authoritative than the absolutely deafening silence? It's Jazz, and frankly brilliant. It's about the notes you don't play.

@theamazingmarlbito6293

Жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking saying nothing about pedo behavior is better than condemning it 🤦‍♂️

@twistedoperator4422

Жыл бұрын

Virgil died. That's how it is.

Gentlemen, it's time we faced the truth. Pee is in fact, stored in the balls.

what does everyone mean by the comments about no audio? It seems fine to me so far

@spartan117q13

Жыл бұрын

The alpha waves are back.

chris the audio!

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WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP?

@alecjames9045

Жыл бұрын

lmao hopefully nothing unless you want desantis, who is a legit psychopath freak that oversaw torture at guantanamo

@marcusnelson7026

Жыл бұрын

@@alecjames9045 don't forget the elderly he sacrificed to the economy.

@fkrkf

Жыл бұрын

@@alecjames9045 I'm so glad I'm not the only one to realize that our big wet boy would be infinitely better for humanity then the demon desantis

@theperfectmoderate6995

Жыл бұрын

POST

14:10 is when they stop talking about a stupid TV show. You're welcome.

@stfuomgdude

Жыл бұрын

you're acting like you did anyone a favor

@fruitylerlups530

Жыл бұрын

nonchapo check

@hannibalb8276

Жыл бұрын

You're missing out, weirdo

@narcopsy

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

49 years old is millennial??? I think not, I must have misheard that

@jfrsnjhnsn

Жыл бұрын

They’re just Messing with us Gen X-ers

@joefrancis759

Жыл бұрын

@@jfrsnjhnsn the other reason I thought I mis-heard, is he really that old?

@AlbinoAxolotl1993

Жыл бұрын

must be one of those generation limbos, like Zillennials.

@15clank

Жыл бұрын

Millennials are getting older

@weejockpoopongmcplop

Жыл бұрын

@@joefrancis759 He's actually 71 years young

Great episode but this is just bigger version of short cumtown clip

Snore... I love how these guys are absolute movie and TV snobs, and then they spend 20 minutes gushing on Law and Order like it's important culture. It's a formulaic repetitive police procedural. It's the media equivalent of gas station hot dogs.

@stfuomgdude

Жыл бұрын

"It's the media equivalent of gas station hot dogs." welcome to pop culture

@michaelslowmin

Жыл бұрын

@@stfuomgdude poop culture

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

Gas station hot dogs, a thing everyone has had. Everyone knows it. An utterly ubiquitous part of American life. I lived on gas station hot dogs for like a year, Hoss. Two for a dollar where I got 'em, and you could absolutely drown them in onions and jalapeños and nacho cheese. Somehow I still lost like twenty-five pounds that year.

@michaelslowmin

Жыл бұрын

@@tonycampbell1424 Damn where can you get 2 for a buck hot dogs now? That's prolly like 5 bucks today.

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelslowmin In fairness, I was getting them at work so they were half price.

as soon as i heard "i'm at least a 6", i knew she needed to lose 20lbs

@tewodrosii2875

Жыл бұрын

lets see your picture, sir

@narcopsy

Жыл бұрын

Why don't you eat more cookies then?

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

Show ur hog

@Meladjusted

Жыл бұрын

Ok, Incel Ian.

steven seagal is actually very good aikidojka ! he abd people like him create a bad reputation for the art

52:00 All women are 10's? The fuck?

@52flyingbicycles

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen a woman before 😍

god, felix is so unfunny

@hesani_ceman

Жыл бұрын

wrong

@fruitylerlups530

Жыл бұрын

you comment this on every video it comes off as cope

@hannibalb8276

Жыл бұрын

All the Chapo boys are funny. I dare say, you might not be a funny one yourself. Sorry to inform you.

@adhdansley2794

Жыл бұрын

Bro what did Felix do to you 🤣

@Cussy69_420

Жыл бұрын

Sir! Sir! Sir! How dare you, Sir? Have you no decency, Sir?

Really not a fan of that Zelenskyy joke... he's doing a great job leading his country in the first major European war in years against literal fascists and Chapo is going to make fun of him?

@Fuwuzworsh

Жыл бұрын

Except that his is using his people as cannon fodder instead of negotiating an end to a conflict he cant win. Are you a State Dept bot? I think you were trying to find CNN online.

@omnibus5359

Жыл бұрын

Are you being serious or is this satire?

@tommahkun

Жыл бұрын

Against literal fascists? Try alongside. Or do you just close your eyes the second you see a death's-head or black sun insignia?

@darthlegit

Жыл бұрын

we have two genders: weirdos like this here, and weirdos on the soundcloud saying felix is "to the right of the guys who killed soleimani", for saying russia is losing/ the other people replying to this post. love it.

@LarryPokeTrainer

Жыл бұрын

“against literal fascists” i mean it doesnt get much more fascist than banning all (leftist) opposition parties and having the public face of your defense force being literal, actual Neo Nazis. this is ukraine im talking about, not Russia.

[knock knock knock-knock-knock] Hello!! My name is Elder Thanatos! Do you have a few minutes to talk about The Good Word? The abyss waits for you, why be uncomfortable in this life? Here's a pamphlet, but I'm here to tell you about Home Hospice Services.

Midwesterner in Australia here, they have PLAIN DORITOS

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

That is the most horrific thing I've ever heard in my life. Fritos are industrial waste sold as a processed snack "food" Frito lay who owns Doritos should have to pay off obese gamers who need legs amputated

@tonycampbell1424

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that just a corn chip? 🤔

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

@@tonycampbell1424 fuu7uuu

RIP Lowtax

@hannibalb8276

Жыл бұрын

Rest. In. Piss.

11:30 Lowtax reference! RIP (Rest in piss)

Oh no, they're talking about loneliness again... thanks for the reminder, guess I'm going to be miserable today lol.

#friendlyjordies in Austriala. Check it out. As a relative fan of all you freaks ot would be good to see a shout out and a catch up from Aus

@jack_rabbit

Жыл бұрын

absolutely disgusting how he has been targeted for exposing corruption over there. the police act like the mafia in new south wales.

@geodav5700

Жыл бұрын

@@jack_rabbit yes. Sweet cans.