भारत में 70 करोड़ मर्द हैं जो औसतन 60 रुपये महीना शेविंग और हेयर कटिंग में खर्च करते हैं, जो कि एक महीने में 4200 करोड़ होते हैं! अब इस बात में कामेडी यह है कि पाकिस्तान का रक्षा बजट 4100 करोड़ है, और हमसे लड़ेंगे ! नोट- अभी महिलाओं के ब्यूटीपार्लर का खर्च नही जोड़ा है!😂😂

@Longkai_463

23 күн бұрын

@@sahani9653 hahahah😂😂🇮🇳💪💪

@RahulBrown-cb2zi

23 күн бұрын

Sahi pakde hai bai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anjaliroy9694

23 күн бұрын

Wo toh pure Asia k budget se bhi zyada hoga 😂😂😂

@Sameer_2030

23 күн бұрын

अगर घर मे शेव करे तो कम से कम 300-400 और महीने में एक बार हेयर कट तो मिनिमम 200 तो टोटल 600 महीना 😂 दो बिंदी और जोड़ लो 😎

@RohitSharma-oy1jh

23 күн бұрын

Bikul right bro 😅😅😅😅

Sachin Tendulkar made his first international tour to Pakistan when he was 16 years old.Then Waqar Younis' ball hit his nose and injured him.But even then, 16-year-old Sachin was not afraid.And that cricket match was a draw.

@abdulhameed2316

23 күн бұрын

True

@aryanbhatkar3920

16 күн бұрын

And they say we are afraid of them😂 That is why they are losers

क्या धोए हो आलोक जी मजा आ गया।एक दम धोबी की तरह जैसे कपड़े धोता है😂😂

@RahulBrown-cb2zi

23 күн бұрын

Pappistaniyo ko 😂😂😂😂

@rahul75803

22 күн бұрын

Agree good job alok bhau

भारत एक ऐसा देश है, जहाँ 'पटाखा' फोड़ने वालो का धर्म पता है... लेकिन 'बम' फोड़ने वालो का मज़हब आज भी रहस्य है😂

@tumeswarsabar1877

23 күн бұрын

Sahi hai

@SujanBiswal

23 күн бұрын

Sab congressi chaal hai

@RahulBrown-cb2zi

23 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@topnishadrajup53

23 күн бұрын

@@sahani9653 ek dum sahi kahal hai ho sahani ji

@Az-yb5lh

23 күн бұрын

Sahi bola bhai aapane Sadhvi Pragya Malegaon bam dhamaka😂😂😂 aur nakshal hamla jo hote rahata hai Desh mein pure India .... is hamlabaadi Ko kya Naam doo.. isko aap koi Naam nahin de sakte nahin to India Badnaam Ho jaega hamare Desh mein China Pakistan Pakistan ke aatankwadi sab padhe hue hain aur India ke log bhi India ko barbad karne per pade hue hain jismein sabse bada hath rajnetao ka haat hai sare fasad ke jad yahi neta log hai

वकील साहब, ICC रैंकिंग देखो और बताओ डरना किसको चाहिए I 😂

@ParthRathodfit

22 күн бұрын

Vo vakil nahi hai jutha hai berojgar hai sala 😂😂😂

भीखमंगे चले लंगर कराने 😂😂😂😂

@KrishanChand-td9wv

23 күн бұрын

Wa gi wa😅😅😅

@rajendraahuja872

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Alok Sir, you are best best best best best. Alok, Sir, I'm big fan of you. मुझे आपकी हर एक विडिओ बहुत बहुत अच्छी लगती है। क्योंकि आप द्वारा आपकी हर वीडियो में सबूतों के साथ बात करते हो। You are best best. ❤️❤️

Your reaction and reply was superb, Alok.

आलोक सर जी , आप तो पाकिस्तानियों को ऐसे समझ रहे हैं कि वह हिंदुस्तान जैसी किताबें पढ़ते हैं । वो आसमानी किताबें पढ़ते हैं सर जी 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

इंडियन क्रिकेटर डरते है सही बोला,कही बॉम न फार दे ग्राउंड में😂

India never go to Pakistan CT 2025,🇮🇳👍❤️✅🚩

Wah... Alok sir ye baat sahi kaha. chahne se kuch nahi hota

Jai hind Jai Bharat 🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Ram Ram Alok bhai 🚩🚩🚩

Gud counter Alok sir salute to you

ध्वज को सैल्यूट नहीं राष्ट्रगान गाना नहीं जन्मभूमि का जयकारा नहीं पर देश हमारा भी है..!😂

@starman923

23 күн бұрын

Bilkul

@starman923

23 күн бұрын

Uske upar hinduon ke khoon peena

@DreamInstaModel

23 күн бұрын

Desh drohi soch

@ice-maiden

22 күн бұрын

Desh nahi zameen ka tukda (dar- ul -herb) jispe kabzaa jamana hai.

@manishdixit3159

22 күн бұрын

Hamare liye dharti Ma hai.... unke liye jayedad hai...

Please say something about Furqan Bhatti....he is insulting our Major Gaurav Arya

@RewatiRachamalla

23 күн бұрын

@@Angrycat8466 tum pakistani channel dekhte kyon ho?

@Angrycat8466

23 күн бұрын

@@RewatiRachamalla sorry brother

@PrabhaBhuyan

23 күн бұрын

@@RewatiRachamalla some people from India give him money to talk with him about pakistani cricket team in his live chat. We have loopholes.

@souvikmukherjee1013

23 күн бұрын

@@Angrycat8466 please unsubscribe & blocked him, pkmkb 1 bar inke saath karke to dekho bro,😂😂🤣, from an indian buddhist, amsterdam, netherlands.

@Angrycat8466

23 күн бұрын

@@souvikmukherjee1013 bengali bro ?

Love you Alok Bhai from Jammu❤❤ 1millon tak full sports❤❤har har modi Ghar Ghar Modi love you modi ji❤❤❤❤❤ jai Shree ram❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

ओ भाई इंडिया में कोई नहीं चाहता कि इंडियन टीम पाक में जाएं।

@Dharam987654321

22 күн бұрын

Bilkul..👍

Jai hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

@ganeshprajapati3873

23 күн бұрын

Love you bhai❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

93000 surender Bali army

@therash09

23 күн бұрын

*vaali

The correct sir . Bohoth khub bola Aalok sir. 2 kodi k panjapis

Pakistan ki swapna Pani mein gaya chhapak 👏👏. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RahulBrown-cb2zi

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

@TamrajKilvish796

23 күн бұрын

Chapak 😂😂😂

Aaj bohot acche se apne in lafange ko reply kiya hai sir Ye log laton ke bhoot hai baton ke nehi

नहीं हम भारतीय क्रिकेट लभर ये नहीं चाहते कि हमारी भारतीय टीम पाकिस्तान मैच खेलने जाएं। हम अपने खिलाड़ियों के जान के लिए कोई समझौता नहीं करना चाहते। 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

Aalok bhai sahi thoka nice 👍

JAY HIND ALOK SIR. FACT AUR PROOF KE SAATH KAISE NANGA KARTE HAI. KAISE JALIL KARTE HAI KOI AAP SE SIKHE. GREAT JOB WELL DONE NICE COUNTER. FROM BHARAT. ❤🎉😊

Pakistani kabhi nhi samjhte ki the reason is 1. Wo dahshatgardi promote krte hain 2. Humare jawano ki jo log jaan lete hain humko unke saath koi lena dena nhi koi khel nhi koi trade nhi Simple

@ganeshprajapati3873

23 күн бұрын

Priya ji woh denial mode main jee rahe hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:35 😂😂😂😂 Pel diya Alok Bhai ne 😂😂

आलोक जी नमस्कार आप कैसे हो और पाकिस्तान में नहीं जाइगा टीम इंडिया नहीं जाइगा पाकिस्तान में वह संरक्षा नहीं है जय हिंद जय भारत वंदेमातरम है

2 kouri ke pakistani 😂 sir aaj apne pakistani ko khub pela hai. Well-done sir👏

आलोक sir ❤👍🇮🇳

Ram Ram Alok Sir ❤ Jay Hind Jay Bharat 🙏🙏🙏Har Har Mahadev 🙏🙏🙏🙏

21:11 इस मामले मे मै मेजर गौरव आर्य के साथ हूं 💪 अलोक भाई मेजर गौरव आर्य ने भी इसपर वीडियो बनाया है उसपर भी ek reaction do.....

बाप बड़ा ना भैया सबसे बड़ा रुपैया••🇵🇰••😝

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂एक वकील है और एक इंजीनियर 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alok brother note this three points: 1) India in IT information Tech. are expert in this field, Pakistan in IT International Terroism are expert. 2) India is great in education that's why in all MNC's CEO are of indians., Pakistan is great in education that's why they are exporting beggers all over the world. 3) Indian play CRICKET, TENNIS or any games in professional ways that's why we are achieving awards, Pakistanis making playing grounds as a prayer ground. That's why i used to tell always EDUCATION is important.

Sir..Amazing .. really was getting Goosebumps..This is one of your best videos..

बांग्लादेश भी अब पाकिस्तान के रास्ते पर चल पड़ा है।

सही ठोके हो आलोक भाई.... जयहिंद

Bilkul sahi baat sir❤❤❤

Love you from India

Pakistan me saab lawyer hai but knowledge zero hai bas inlogo ko Degrees chahiye hota hai 😊.

@Karban2801

22 күн бұрын

Sehi bole

Alok sir and Major sahab we are proud both of you

Ek number thoka Alok sar

Pakistan ko dusra bada jhataka Paisa bhi kharch karva Diya aur cricket bhi khelne nahin jaenge kaisa laga BCCI ka bada jhataka 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Alok Sir salute you hamare dil❤ ke bath bolte ho aap

Ye bhikaristan ka cricket permote krne ka rheka ley rkha indian cricket team ka

Good Aalok bhai

Super Alok Ji ... You filled them up to nicely 😜

Thankyou Alok ji 🙏🏻

Alok bhai vaise me comment krta nhi hun pr sacchi jb aapne us 2 take k pakistani ki baat pe "OYE" bola na mujhe laga ab ma behen ki gaali aane waali hai😂😅, salute hai aapke calm or controlled mind ko, or vaise bhi in 2 take k logo k liye q apni zabaan gandi krni😊😊

Pakistan ke advocate ghasiyare hain kya, cheel ke rkh diya alok bhai ... Boht he umda, atay blessed bhai ❤

Yeh advocate shayad affidavit sign karne wala advocate hai 🤣🤣🤣

Alok sir aap bahut sandar bat krte ho

Good counter alok bhai

Alok sir app bilkul sahi THOOOOKA😂😂

Thank you Alok bhaiya

खिसयानी बिल्ली खंबा नोचें 😂😂😂😂😂😂

bilkul sahi kaha ha Alok bhai na ye bharat se kisi tarah k koi sambandh rakhe na inko koi taklif ho na hume

Sir travel vlog badiya banate hai bas toda us area ka highrise building bhi dhikhayenge to or badiya vlog banega love from bihar ❤❤❤

Well done sir, it feel so good. And with proof. 👍👍👍👍.

Waah sir I love you.jay jagannath.

You are right sir

Alok bhai I really like the way you counter and show facts thanks keep it up we all support you

अलोक संर का आज रौद्र रुप देखने को मिला😅

Jo Aantakwad ko badhava de us ko kamane ka moka qu de Firr wahi pesho se humare par Aantakwad bhejega Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏💙

Andar tak ghusa dia 😂 mast thoka😂

Bilkul sahi baat ❤❤❤

Pakistani Education Dikha Diya Pakistani Advocate Ne. Bechara Kya Karega Jaisa Education Milega Vaisahi Gadha Banega Na🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@prosandipbaul6265

22 күн бұрын

😂😂bilkul😂😂😂😂

Let's leave our cricket forever for Indian soldiers.

@rajadileep1

22 күн бұрын

@@user-fd2wi3wi7c y should be leave cricket, what should u like to say...?

Nailed it alok sir ❤❤❤❤❤

Bilkul sahi Dhokha ..sir aapane

Haa darte h bhai Pakistan jaane me pta nhi kha fat jaye bomb 😂

With cricket being an emerging sport in many countries, imagine if Isreal strats playing cricket or host an ICC event, i would love to see how pakistan would react to that. 😅😅.

Mast laga aaj ka reaction video 😂

Achha hua😂😂😂 I love my India ❤❤

Aise hi pelte raho sir ji mujhe bahut maja aata hai aap ki video dekhni hai 😂😂😂😂

Very good reaction Alok ji. 🙏

Jai hind alok bhai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Big fan hu sir aapka

last punch was awesome

Wah Alok Sir kya dhoya h

बहुत अच्छी तरीके से काउंटर कियाहै अपने इंडिया को पाकिस्तान नहीं जानाचाहिए

Pakistani army champion trofi my khylygi india team ki jagha 😊 Asim Munir captain 😊😊 note meelega 😆

6:03 Pakistan chahta hai ke Bharat ka bachcha bachcha tabah ho jaaye... Aur ho gaya 😂

Bilkul sahi sir 😂😂😂😂

t20 wc bhool gaye shayad wakil sab 🤣🤣😂dar te hai🤣🤣🤣😂

Pakistani Courts must be working in the same way without any proofs and with these kind of lawyers.

Country First. Cricket is secondary. India must maintain its stand. India must keep Pakistan on the ventilator for life.

Indian cricket council 😂😂😂🙏🇮🇳🙏

Evidences facts इनसे पाकिस्तानियों का दूर दूर तक कोई नाता नहीं है।

Good job sir❤❤❤

Good 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

This time you nailed it sir. 👍

Good 👍

Jai shree Ram Alok Bhai kese ho Bhai THOKA TOH Ap ne Vakeel ko Pura Achi Tarah Seh Hai But Aur v Nazara Aa Jata Jab Ap ne vo Attvaddi wali Gal kri c Bhai us tym v Keh dete na Pakistani Attvaadi jitne v Hamare BHARAT meh Aye hamari ARMY ne Sab ko Ache seh {THOKA} Aur Aane wale waqt v Hum Aur Ache Tarake seh {THOKEGE} JAI HIND🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏👌👌💪💪

At 8.08-9.32😂😂 right Alokji,..at 11.44-14.51✔️✔️absolutely right Alokji,

Jai hind Boss

Alok sir on 🔥 🔥 fire

I knew this was coming when I saw this video on real entertainment