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@madplanet3351

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlights just checked this out lol 😆

@KiboTennis

Ай бұрын

Anything to report in the cleanest of clean sports tennis?

@PerryScanlon

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlights please do track.

Who else can’t wait to see these every day? 😂😂

So you've, somehow, managed to convince that they are still not clean, but I swear, most of the time, I have no idea what you are talking about.

LOL! I admit I did fall asleep, and I didn't even try to fight it. The stage was more boring and dull than the "Chains always fly off when you freewheel!" commenters.

Entertaining as ever! Better than the insanely dull UK tv coverage.

I don't care about motors, drugs or go faster stripes. But I do care about bloody kids on podiums, they won't remember it and by the time they do nobody will care!

What the hell is the Doped Hipster up to ? Those socks must be on his mind.

@nealm6764

Ай бұрын

I miss when the doped hipster dressed like a band member of Weezer.

@TheVintagesteal

Ай бұрын

@@nealm6764 That's the best! Can't top that comment. He deserves his own video.

Sounds like Colombia is a good place to spend holidays these days

UCI is ridiculous.

@dangurtler7177

Ай бұрын

Always have been.

@secretagent86

Ай бұрын

Now now what could be more critical than sock height?

@tweed0929

Ай бұрын

First time?

How such a toxic character gets all that praise is beyond me. Then the same people harshly criticize riders like Philipsen for being toxic.. I really don’t get it

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Fanboys

Certainly remember seeing the white Kenyan on ventoux.... everything was playing out and then without changing his pedaling action or torquing the torso he suddenly just accelerated putting 10 lengths into the rest...... sits up...what the fuck was that?

@matty7dream1

Ай бұрын

Pro cycling is corrupt to the core. All pigs with their snouts in the same trough of cash.

@papalegba6796

Ай бұрын

You literally see him switch his motor on just before the acceleration. It's on his right brake lever.

@daveyboy6210

Ай бұрын

@clintmichigan9112 I remember watching that stage and chatting to my flat earth friend and we both had the same thought " that a electrifying ride .cheers

@papalegba6796

Ай бұрын

@@daveyboy6210 I remember watching it with an ex pro cyclist & neither of us could explain it. Because it was only possible with a motor, we just didn't know they existed back then.

@daveyboy6210

Ай бұрын

@papalegba6796 yes I think you are like me and my flat earth cycling friend. He works in battery tech and has seen the design getting smaller over the last 10yrs. Definitely had something buzzing .

Point of note. We do NOT accuse Cavendish of carrying an engine beyond the spectacular physical engine he has. It is the bad tongues that comment, and that makes us very angry, so we will denounce to Selfie Lappartient anyone who thinks in those ways, this video is a warning to them.

@daveyboy6210

Ай бұрын

Excellent response. Me thinks Cav has good legal chumps lol

@neoneherefrom5836

Ай бұрын

Yeah right click baiter

@adameusevus7353

Ай бұрын

His chain dropped at the finish just after he stopped pedaling. This is either mechanical doping or freewheel failure. For me it looks like mechanical doping.

@BernardTassart

Ай бұрын

You're being carefully aware,right ? Let's not pretend of being naive(excuse my english...) the question is legimate...😮😊 greetings from Belgium 🇧🇪✨

@Beijingbenj

Ай бұрын

Num​@@adameusevus7353 numty is your middle name

Dylan Groenewegen won by a mechanical nose

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Can you imagine? Batteries in the nose! Whenever you breath, you gain 2 watts!

Outstanding!! Luv the post race commentary! Even my wife( non cycling fan) , can't wait for your videos 😅.

i love cycling (as in doing it) and i love this channel. i am so happy when i see a new upload. please keep them coming! as for the UCI, GCN, Eurosport and all the pro cycling, and even most of the amateur talking heads... they increasingly make me nauseous. hypocrite$, liar$ and cheat$. i suppose, it was ever thus.

Cav is as dirty as they come. Drafting, holding on to cars, 15 seconds to get a bottle (then chuck it on the side of the road to grab another). He won his stage, time to retire, before you kill someone with your dirty moves.

@HeyWattsUpCycling

Ай бұрын

should get a poll going on whos the most arrogant and disrespectful/dangerous rider out there. mvdp, him and JP could be in a tie.

@davidcollin3808

Ай бұрын

Wow are you some sort of expert have you raced or are you another armchair wannabe.

@chirpy999

Ай бұрын

@@HeyWattsUpCycling Groenevegen

@clayvianwilliams6125

Ай бұрын

Nobody can argue with that​@@chirpy999

Blue Smirfs and Mummy of Man 😂😂

@ferventheat

Ай бұрын

Who is Papa smurf then?😅

@Niala8419

Ай бұрын

Lance. ​@@ferventheat

@jawndoekck

Ай бұрын

@@ferventheatcontractroll

literally everyone mechanically dopes lol

@papalegba6796

Ай бұрын

Have done since 1998 at least. Armstrong was doing it for sure.

Can you make a video about the Irish dopers, like Sean Kelly and the new Irish doper, Ben Healy, who just appeared out of nowhere, last year?!

Thank you uncle, do send auntie over, I nicked my cycling shorts on a fence. Don't worry about her, she'll need to stay the night bcz it will take time to knit my shorts to good as new; no need for you to worry.

The nosecone is to prevent getting a red nose like the alien :-) I fell asleep too by the way, again today. Mummy of man looked great with the crown :-) Funny how he had to adjust his handlebars after a few kms of riding.

His family is in every race waiting at the end to see him win . Did anybody see that finish? He was bumping around the whole time. That was no setup. The third stage win was a setup. 100% setup

@donnybrooklads

Ай бұрын

Pelo gifted it to him like when Murray was gifted Wimbledon win.

@HarryTzianakisTheGodOfSpeed

Ай бұрын

@@donnybrooklads No, I think Lance gifted The Pirate you mean , it was like 🤣🫱 come on kojak you got it!

@stefanor.1771

Ай бұрын

@@donnybrooklads he got the stage Netflix is happy but he won't get other presents

@lesliepropheter5040

Ай бұрын

@@donnybrooklads - Murray had an easy draw - happens - Ivanisevic, Marion Bartoli, are two others that come to mind. What’s great about that? It’s a lifetime inclusion into the Wimbledon family, forever 😊 Yup

@davidforman6191

Ай бұрын

​@@donnybrookladswhich Wimbledon win?

Peloton gave that to Mark. Come on...wasn't contested.

@zerog4261

Ай бұрын

​@@thevoid6818definitely mate. Guys commenting on here have never been on a bike, let alone pushing 1500 watts. Philipson is giving nothing to no one. He fought his way through that bunch. I'll except doping is still big but mechanical doping these days, no fu.... G way. I like this channel but the comments are mostly a joke.

Doped to the gills with a motor in back.....Cavendish really wanted a win by any means.

Aero socks... they really think you're all stupid.

@stunter2875

Ай бұрын

Meaning people will be lining up to buy

@MTw-ps2ds

Ай бұрын

And they are not entirely wrong. In fact, they are correct regarding the vast majority of people.

@RichardBrownPhotography

Ай бұрын

no way any aero gaines when you are drafting your team all day

Only an Arab billionaire can afford motor equipped bikes for his team.......wait a minute!

Ha ha Kenderis reference is very very good. Chapeau

Astana looked a bit guilty in front of cameras . They looked up to see where the camera was , instead of just on them selves. What ever they were doing they felt they were being watched 😅

Cavendish is a "grab the limelight" any which way he can! He can't be very tired after each stage because he does very little work! Rather, he lets all his teammares do it for him! What a champ! He's placing 174 out of 174" WOW!

@nevrobinson8530

Ай бұрын

He rides the same distance as every other rider.

Cavendish doesnt dope, he just motors

Super Heroes at Le Tour 2024: Biniam the Green Hornet, the villain Jasper Disaster, The Mummy of Man, and Gronewegan the Batman! Pass the Dijon Mustard!

I was looking at the comments on l'equipe instagram. The french seem to have Pogi as a doper but Cav a hero.

"Mummified feet of Cav." Nice one!

I get my socks from primark for £2.99

@paddyotoole2058

Ай бұрын

You were robbed mate.

He'll probably quit on the next mountain stage

@daveyboy6210

Ай бұрын

@kdb991 sorry but you know he will be there at the last stage . All sprinters are dirty

@dookone7279

Ай бұрын

No way he’s not quitting in the mountains. He should have been disqualified twice already.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Anastopoulos said that they're trying to finish the Tour and winning one or two more stages

@vg3222

Ай бұрын

@@dookone7279 why would Cav be disqualified?

@lesliepropheter5040

Ай бұрын

He’s not Van der Poel

Hope he retires now so we dont have to see his mug again

I love pro cycle sport, some of the biggest dopers like Pantani, I will remember till the day I die. What a talent, what a joy to watch, an athlete of incredible ability. Alas the man was flawed like we all are, some descend into the gutter of obscurity and some rise, to scale the alpine passes like no other man on Earth. I forgive Marco Pantani, he lived the dream for all of us.

I will say great Cavendish beat the record but hes got to change his attitude you would throttle the fucker in the street with the chops he has especially a few years back screaming outside the team bus if some one offered a few rounds in the ring to reign him back he would definitely respect people and have the wisdom to be more professional.

Le Tour De Dope is awesome. Once you acknowledge the truth it becomes even more entertaining.

I had an extra laugh once the clickbait title clicked. Well done! Edit: You really love this sport, don't you! :)

i can tell you a lot about greek coaches and how you can hide in Peloponnese

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Send us that info to our email please

Across the line at 60+ mph with a broken chain..Hmmmmmm......as Steve Miller says "Take yer money and run " and take the knighthood

making fun with the voice of the guy from GCN explaining the power of the wheels...TOP MOMENTUM 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ZZzzzzz..another dialed in group ride.

he doesnt need to mechanical dope, hes a tiny man-let who gets sucked along the entire race in the draft then shoots out at the sprint full of energy.. that said hes obviously doping like everyone else....

Hope my favorite uncle isn't like the one that I had when I was a kid....

I think matchfixing from button to highest level is the thing. Doping is just focus move

ANGRY MUMMY 😂

Well. Well. Well. Jasper Philipdope has been relegated. We will see if he just gives up the green jersey fight now. Evenedope will win the TT! Let’s goooooo!

Mummy of man! lmao

Has the Pro Cycling Tour become like the WWE? Just wondering how much of what we're seeing in the TDF is as real as it appears to be, or are some outcomes orchestrated? Asking for a friend.

Because of the loose chain?? that is a common occurrence when you back pedal fast while moving forward with still some speed on the bike. They have a mobile xray machine that checks all bikes. I bet they xrayed it immediately after Cav dismounted from the bike.

@papalegba6796

Ай бұрын

No it doesn't & the UCI are corrupt so their x ray machine will be fake. No reason to trust anything in pro cycling now, it's just a gimmick like WWE.

Getty Images must love this channel

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Less than Bjarne

@dooshdashcams2629

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlights just pay up big fella, be a righteous dude mit die KreditKarte

@jawndoekck

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlightshas the friend of the channel actually sent official love letters to you? 😂🎉❤

Is it mummy or mommy

I really want to watch cycling but unfortunately I have to watch this channel instead. Why can't they be honest?

Cav went faster after the wheel change because of the weights inside the rims, which is scientifically known to make the bike faster. Please give a try😂😂

how can anyone listen to this crap?

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Not being fanboy

I trust after the Stunning Performance- we'll be seeing less of Ape Jaw.

Imagine going through life as an acerbic contrarian cnt. How much do you make off KZread per year? 5-7k? Worth it imho

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

10 yrs living of this. Working sitting in a chair on my home, starts working at 5 pm ending at 10 pm Bought a small house. Not a rich life. But not bad, dude, not bad. Less than 40 yrs old.

Early retirement gift. For quite a while now he couldn't get near half a dozen of the top sprinters and as if by magic overnight he tramples all over them. So much in cycling is now becoming scripted like many sports. Look at todays sprint. Cav fired up his train but wasn't long before it was derailed. He probably finished outside the top 15 just like he does most of the time. Couldn't even hold one of the other sprinters wheels. Embarrassing. He'll be lucky to finish in the top 10 for the rest of the tour.

@ianstephens905

Ай бұрын

Pratt, you obviously know f.all about cycling.

@madplanet3351

Ай бұрын

@@ianstephens905 I've won more races than you've lost and that's a lot. All of my divisions championships. Silver national individual pursuit, fourth kilo championships, world junior team pursuit squad. Wouldn't let you pump my tyres up. If you don't understand part or whole of my comment please ask an adult to assist you 😀. Probably fully aero desperately trying to get under 30 minutes for your club '10'. Probably believe that the earth is flat too. 🤣🤣🤣

@papalegba6796

Ай бұрын

I remember when they'd finish stages absolutely wrecked, need lifting off their bikes. You'd see them physically deteriorate over the course of a Tour it was so draining. Now, they're all fresh as daisies all the time, even though the times are dropping. There's no chemical can do that, they're all riding ebikes & the whole race is scripted.

@ianstephens905

Ай бұрын

Evening Boy, Are you going to put some money up ?? Don't worry if you can't afford it, ask your Daddy. I'm waiting, Mr.Champion,(Div 2nd)

@madplanet3351

Ай бұрын

@@ianstephens905 only one 'div' here and that's you 🤣🤣🤣

Cavendish seems to share a lot of personality traits with Lance. Coinkydink?

It's all dirty doping. Cycling High should know. Where do I get the magic beans? Links!

Any 18yo that competed in the tdf96 riding this year's tdf to tell jokes about Indu et company? He would be 46 and not a mummy of course.

Can you do a video about the cyclist you like?

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

We made it about Riis

Max Vomitus

EPO is good for you! Do EPO, Legs go go go!

I hate that unfair sucker so much.

Well done Mark Cavendish , no one will ever break your record for tour de france stage wins 👏

@south5carolina

Ай бұрын

Sorry, down the road pogocar will trash it,,,,,,,

@stevenfoleyuk9404

Ай бұрын

@@south5carolina yes of course and will also ride in 15 tour de france races too like Cav did 😜

@south5carolina

Ай бұрын

@@stevenfoleyuk9404 pogie has 12 in 5 tours,, but they are coming fast and furious now,, I assume he will do it in 10,,,🥹

4:30 hahahaha

Ree Gurgitish

A cycling content guy who clearly hates cycling.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Guy Who thinks different of your ideas *Instantly hates cycling

@tweed0929

Ай бұрын

A cycling content guy, who clearly loves cycling. If you love something, you make an attempt to make it better. There's no other sport as dirty and hypocritical as cycling. Nada. The issue is that you (as a spectator) take everything at a face value. Even cyclinghighlights's sarcasm and snark, which is aimed at IMPROVING the fustercluck that is professional cycling. Who had even surface connections with pro cycling is either: on board together with cheaters/dopers or completely disillusioned. There's no in-between.

@CCLitterer

Ай бұрын

A cycling content watcher who clearly hates cycling.

E_bikes #ShitYouCouldntMakeUp

All these disgusting remarks against a great sportsman.You should be ashamed of yourself.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

I'm ashamed dw like White kenyan in Israel

Who made the accusation? The UCI or a crank KZread channel?

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

Ppl Not us, of course

@user-fo9bv2mm1g

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlights Which people? Cite your sources.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

C'mon dude, search a little bit on webpages and social media

@user-fo9bv2mm1g

Ай бұрын

@@cyclinghighlights 'Mark Cavendish motor' gives no results other than a 2015 bike check at Le Tour that was negative. Yes, Social Media is SO reliable as a source of information. It's nearly as bad as this channel. Aren't you aware that stage winner's bikes are checked? Clearly not! 977 bike checks at last years Tour and no evidence found.

😂😂😂

Your caveats are only a mask for a very greedy motive. In order to gain channel numbers with dubious click bate posters you are willing to actually or implicitly destroy the one and only thing we ultimately own, our good name. Not for me, no thanks.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

You have a Face of dude that could pay 1000 pounds for a pair of socks

@CCLitterer

Ай бұрын

​@@cyclinghighlightsplease never ever stop posting videos about cycling.

This life passes by and you're stressed about a pair of socks and a damn victory that doesn't actually help you with anything. You have a family, money for the rest of your life... I just don't get it. I think celebrity is a trap and when I see this guys like LeBron, those 3 in tennis, that guy at the Euro with his stupid penalties, I appreciate even more what I have... and life in general.

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

This dude gives his own sponsors for paying his salary only for keep riding Obsession, fame Why Lance did that comeback in 2009? Worst mistake ever

😆😆😆😆

@Moishe555

Ай бұрын

saunier duval and rabobank, lol

@stuartmclean3843

Ай бұрын

​@Moishe555 yday it was Banesto 😂

35 wins. Legendary. Cry more trolls 😂

@cyclinghighlights

Ай бұрын

All people should cry like Cav in McLaren and change it for a Ferrari

Mark Cavendih has always been a cheater, totally doped, using mechanical doping and in this tour he was given a brake even finishing dead last - really that is B.S. Oh yeah, what happen to all the other sprinters in the Tour? they did not participate in this years tour- he no competition!

Cat5Cav

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