1:17 Are we not gonna talk about how depressing that donation message is ?

@kioler8422

5 жыл бұрын

heli chopper Same.

@bestseedever2104

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if only he’d noticed

@callfororion8846

5 жыл бұрын

Tried messaging them on Twitch. I couldn't get through to them. I'll edit my comment if anything changes but I don't think it will. I was in a spot like theirs not too long ago. That tone isn't one that is well. It was similar to my own note. I'm somewhat stable now but I can't say the same for zombie. That text reads too much like a suicide note.

@maliciousqueefer3427

5 жыл бұрын

Sagethespice :(

@elenax_

5 жыл бұрын

Sagethespice I hope they respond :(

travis sounds like he uses all lowercase. He says :) outloud

@andrewtornini1532

3 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

he's sweet

@queueuof

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@andrewtornini1532

3 жыл бұрын

@@queueuof thanks

@melonbals5512

3 жыл бұрын

ted speaks in bold font

“Schlatt, MY ITEMS” “Carson, respectfully, ya got BOOFED”

@charliewise4421

4 жыл бұрын

NintendoNerd 64 timestamp

@NintendoNerd64

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Wise 2:32

@zanethezaniest274

4 жыл бұрын

Should have payed him off with Schlatt coins

@deezus1750

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like lessgoooo

@jorj1357

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha that was funny

0:59 *"i landed on the æ"* "oh you mean the *Æ"*

@orue5499

3 жыл бұрын

carsons *æ* is by far the best

@dauntlessnicholas1672

3 жыл бұрын

*The æ*

@Gemini-Games

3 жыл бұрын

How do you do that?

"It looks like you're in a sticky situation" *silence "I have a bone to pick with you" *silence "Wood" *WHEEEEEEZZEEE

@tmnottrademark4463

5 жыл бұрын

It's so considerate of you to provide subtitles

@hayden_misenti

5 жыл бұрын

"lava" *throws water bucket"

@xxB4J4BL4STxx

5 жыл бұрын

timestamp: 3:11

@hayden_misenti

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxB4J4BL4STxx thanks pam

@teeli.

5 жыл бұрын

1k likeeeeee *w h e e z e*

"Ok, I see air." Top 10 clips taken moments before disaster

@microgoose8630

4 жыл бұрын

...wait that’s not air

@envygd4902

4 жыл бұрын

1k likes ( me being the one to do it) but only one comment?

@saaie6593

3 жыл бұрын

@@envygd4902 u stupid child

I just searched up "Æ" and this was the first result.

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit u right

@ruruyu59

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll have to be honest _B R U H ._

@star-ty1to

4 жыл бұрын

Omg it really is

@normanthedoorman6408

4 жыл бұрын

æ

@oeggebb1801

4 жыл бұрын

æ

Travis: "I landed on the æ" Carson: "You mean the *æ* "

I think if KZread diddnt exist Carson would be in a insane asylum

@mirasu2777

5 жыл бұрын

*a insane*

@immabadger366

5 жыл бұрын

Mirasu yes language words = 101 round here

@quantumblauthor7300

5 жыл бұрын

This *is* an insane asylum.

@cryojudgement2376

5 жыл бұрын

Or an actual working adult

@jerms2114

5 жыл бұрын

Shole weat bread

the messages in the corner at 4:09 "i liked the art of you crying" "onion"

@AshuaBBX

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Grimmsnarll

4 жыл бұрын

Onion

@jdn2k204

4 жыл бұрын

yes

I still, after a year and a half of watching, find it hilarious how Carson just has his mic 5x louder than everyone else

Jschlatt: Alright my hot pocket’s ready Me: *war flashbacks*

@debe__

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

That "Press X to Sneeze, event failed" killed me

@parensugtar6509

5 жыл бұрын

ok

@PhunYt

5 жыл бұрын

@@parensugtar6509 ok

@brycebarrientos8522

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@zingh

5 жыл бұрын

ok

@aidenbrokar262

5 жыл бұрын

@@parensugtar6509 ok

“I see air” “..” “...” **WAIT THATS NOT AIR**

@captain_jawsmalakas1156

4 жыл бұрын

ÆR

@fuhreedhhh8693

4 жыл бұрын

I was watching that part while reading this comment

@namedoesntmatter4531

4 жыл бұрын

*_-∀RĒ ¥ŒŪ |\/|∀D?-_*

"Where did my sneeze go?" "Where did my sneeze go?" "It's gone!"

8:06 its the merciless sun god

You're weak, I can cause my friends emotional pain in real life just by standing near them

@Jayjay-mk8tv

5 жыл бұрын

@Festive Yeti I am pain

@BlockedUser1

5 жыл бұрын

weak. i dont even have friends to cause pain

@SenjuTheSlime

5 жыл бұрын

BlockedUser f

@Jayjay-mk8tv

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlockedUser1 still weak, my best friend committed suicide just because my existence, he was imaginary

@alexriddell7218

5 жыл бұрын

I DONT EXIST

Slimecicle is the only man powerful enough to have Carson at a loss for words

@animusharmony9092

5 жыл бұрын

If cactus makes people disappear then my dad touched a cactus

@bruhman2277

5 жыл бұрын

Big tæll little smæll æm I right?

@kaicraft8144

Жыл бұрын

One man overtakes him by a mile, JAWSH

@NickKrispy69

Жыл бұрын

This didnt age well

@adolfdaikun8012

Жыл бұрын

The guy literally ruined the entire friend group because he had to freak out about Carson being 19 talking to a 17 year old. Charlie WAS cool, but that just made him insufferable to me.

This reminds me of simpler times

You can determine the order of SMPLive videos solely by the amount of deaths Schlatt has.

"Got any other jokes up your sleeve?" *Throws water bucket* "lava"

@xlilacmoonx3922

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@jadent8347

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@xlilacmoonx3922

5 жыл бұрын

@@jadent8347 æ

@milli-ns

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@xlilacmoonx3922

5 жыл бұрын

@@milli-ns æ

I died when he called the pillagers "Crips" XD

@lukeallen5714

5 жыл бұрын

The Watcher schlatt is the funniest guy on this server

@mommieusesfacebook9327

4 жыл бұрын

The Watcher 5:03

carson, why have you renamed your bow “big time rush?”

@shrimpymcswimmington728

4 жыл бұрын

Uh huh oh yeah baby mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah slap those knees around baby oh yeah.

@themindset4164

3 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpymcswimmington728 the implications of "slap those knees around" are potentially horrific.

0:46 When Carson breaks the vine to make Travis plummet the first time Travis makes the Qui Gon Jinn death sound from lego

You're an inspiration, a true phenom, a freak of nature some might say

@massiveboi9560

5 жыл бұрын

Justus M mate don’t lie

@mcdeepLovin

5 жыл бұрын

Æ

@K1R0SHI

5 жыл бұрын

Æ

@gooper1445

5 жыл бұрын

Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”

@stal892

5 жыл бұрын

Some say that about me.

Travis: I'm going under so you can't hit me. Carson: *Breakes vines*

@heathsikorski2990

5 жыл бұрын

This is the rip off version of swaggersouls

@heathsikorski2990

5 жыл бұрын

But for kids

@heather8777

5 жыл бұрын

I too watched the video

Revisiting these after years makes me laugh a lot

Carson: “I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn” Charlie: “what are you gonna sell”

æ Edit: Can't believe Elon Musk named his kid after this video.

@chelsea6362

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@honk2413

5 жыл бұрын

Æ

@mikec.1964

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@denmarkus1597

5 жыл бұрын

as a danish person this is highly offensive and im very angry

@keinjunin592

5 жыл бұрын

DENMarkus Gaming as a swedish person this is not offensive

“I was shot by Carson using 22 savage” Didn’t expect to hear that today

3:02 Top 10 saddests moments in Carson. *WHERE DID MY SNEEZE GO* ?

@memilon1069

3 жыл бұрын

The saddest is when he groomed 17 year old girls

@schmoogledoink2738

3 жыл бұрын

I think I can think of a sadder cmc moment

@fred1652

3 жыл бұрын

@@memilon1069 Twitter moment

Disney: *makes a Live-Action Lion King remake* The remake we actually wanted: 0:51

He climbs without even knowing how to climb what a chad

We need a “Carson’s epic bow snipes compilation (gone sexual)”

@tianningtao1381

5 жыл бұрын

No, just "Carson's epic (gone sexual)"

@ackminecrer9165

5 жыл бұрын

Mizustune _5643 Carson and Travis’s relationship (gone sexual)

@Adam-cq2yo

5 жыл бұрын

@@ackminecrer9165 Actually just sex (gone sexual)

@horizunu

5 жыл бұрын

not sex (gone sexual)

“I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn” “what are you gonna sell?” “...fortune cookies...”

causing my friends pain in real life

@denseaf1582

3 жыл бұрын

All only know pain now

@doubleslothgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@denseaf1582 O O F

JustTravis was shot by CallMeCarson using [22 Savage]

@bigfella6530

5 жыл бұрын

@Spooky Devito bruh, i am woke

@MidoriOfTheShuinsen

5 жыл бұрын

@Spooky Devito truly an ascendant concept.

You can tell how old this is because on the deaths of schlatt

@lollolson3108

5 жыл бұрын

Comment stealer

@finthechat8475

5 жыл бұрын

F

@SirBork

5 жыл бұрын

Lol Lolson I didn’t steal anyone’s comment we just had the same great comment Haven’t you ever heard of the saying “Two great minds think alike”

@high.fructose7534

5 жыл бұрын

@@SirBork that's gay ur gay

@SirBork

4 жыл бұрын

venezuela's inflation rate nah man I’m BI

7:59 Football: carson can I have my stuff back Carson: no Football: not surprsied.

@asone3702

4 жыл бұрын

rip twomad

Simpler times

3:02 *"Where did my sneeze go?!?!"* that's because you didn't hold [×] well Cargskin

@oneoftheboys615

5 жыл бұрын

G A L A X Y R O S E it went to me

@jadent8347

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@alphabeticalborder6951

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@pearcie6277

5 жыл бұрын

One of the Boys I have your sneeze. I want 50 cereals that has milk before I return it

@zebry4581

5 жыл бұрын

I was literally about sneeze when he was but he didn’t and I did

1:10 can we start a petition to make this face into a modern-day Pogchamp?

@cookie_monster0271

5 жыл бұрын

this need to be one of his emotes

@derps6201

5 жыл бұрын

Would you like to sign my petition?

@samfairbanks3692

5 жыл бұрын

True

@cookie_monster0271

5 жыл бұрын

@@derps6201 yes

@solar2696

5 жыл бұрын

signed

3:26 “lava” **throws water**

did u know that 4 out of 3 people struggle with math

you already know his fanbase when there are 2000 views in 1 minute

@jaquavo

5 жыл бұрын

lo l peni s

@mcdeepLovin

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@bisonx1335

5 жыл бұрын

Pikachu in vietname

@gooper1445

5 жыл бұрын

Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”

@benp.865

5 жыл бұрын

That's every fanbase

You had me at “butt sauce” You lost me at “I’m a working adult”

@noesnoes3969

5 жыл бұрын

Ok.

@frastea.c73

5 жыл бұрын

noes noes ok

@jakemotionless6119

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@frastea.c73

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@jammy5296

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

Oh i miss this 😢it was such agreat time of my life too,

My boy slime smokin' all the weed.

No one: Not a single atom in existence: Travis: *I LANDED ON THE Æ*

@yuna3775

5 жыл бұрын

Neko-chan 73 yes ok, atoms are always existent

@nexygamer6409

5 жыл бұрын

G A L A X Y R O S E but they aren’t always

@IrisXen

5 жыл бұрын

Æææ

@crow8320

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@franco054

5 жыл бұрын

r/uselessnobody

Carson should get ph1lza (the guy who had the 5 year hardcore world) on the server

@Zach-bu8tp

5 жыл бұрын

Massive Pog

@blackmould

5 жыл бұрын

B I G P O G

@theadhdagenda_668

5 жыл бұрын

He invited Phil Phil’s just focused on hardcore

@yonokashi

5 жыл бұрын

Phil was on a couple days ago actually

@raptorman5055

5 жыл бұрын

Biggest pog

miss you carson

1:14 donation message

@NSLAKKER

4 жыл бұрын

monkaS

9:01 did i really just witness a bow that is named *big time rush* Edit: why are people still replying to my comment its so old

@pugzgrinny2417

5 жыл бұрын

æ yes you did

@KingCrimson55

5 жыл бұрын

De Ernie uh oh oh oh ohhhhhh

@spooz432

4 жыл бұрын

Uh uh uh- uh- ohhhhh-

@sydthelame

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Make it count, play it straight Don't look back, don't hesitate When you go big time What you want, what you feel Never quit and make it real When you roll big time Hey, hey Listen to your heart now Hey, hey Don't you feel the rush? Hey, hey Better take your shot now Oh, oh, oh, oh Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Step it up, get in gear Go for broke, make it clear Gotta go big time Make it work, get it right Change the world over night Gotta dream big time Hey, hey Give it all you've got now Hey, hey Isn't it the rush? Hey, hey Finish what you start now Oh, oh, oh, oh Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Look around Every light is shining now It's brighter somehow Look around Nothing's really as it seems Nothing but dreams You and I Gonna make a brand new sound Like we own this town We can't die Now our feet are off the ground We'll never look down Welcome to the big time All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine Welcome to the good times Life will never be the same Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time

@pogwater5366

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

poke went from being a main character to being an obscure side character

Slime: *exists* Carson: my brain cells are dying

I love the lack of sound in the funniest moments lmao

Travis: Has potions Carson: Pulls out bow Big Time Rush: *OH OH OHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH*

"how did u get so smAaAAaall?¿" Cute????????😤💖

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

age?

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Claytonislit 420 definetely 3 weeks

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 lol ok 1998 Subaru Impreza

Nothing can recreate this content

i miss the old carson

these highlights are so old how do i know that? schlatt only has 60 deaths

12:13 - 12:44 is so funny i had to replay it a few times “ you literally have no clue what i just went through in a second of human life”

13:24 dying of laughter

@blankslate7491

3 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for lunchables

Funniest episode so far. The "Butt Sauce" at the beginning killed me

Whenever you don’t upload it causes ME pain CallMeArson!

@camenbrt

5 жыл бұрын

The Real Trashley whos arson

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

He burned Soda's house down

@jacobashley7205

5 жыл бұрын

cxld you know? Like the crime

@K1R0SHI

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@p0tatogod533

5 жыл бұрын

a

Traps entered the chat: *slimecicle left the chat*

“Lava” *Throws water bucket*

I still come back every once in a while to see old Carson but I still can’t believe what happened

@o3ovan

Жыл бұрын

i like new carson and his friends but nothing will beat classic carson

To make the big Æ and small æ on keyboard do the following Alt+0198 for big Alt+0230 for small The numbers must be typed on the number pad not the keyboard numbers!

@texdecks8726

4 жыл бұрын

you can also do alt+145, or alt+146

@j4deph0b1x9

4 жыл бұрын

æ

@crimson5584

4 жыл бұрын

Æ

@pigeonribs9332

3 жыл бұрын

or you could just hold a æ Æ

@broadhurst69

3 жыл бұрын

Æ æ

1:12 hit me hard tho. P. S. His twitch channel doesnt exist anymore....

@Problamo

4 жыл бұрын

oh fuck. i hope he's okay.

@an_annoying_cat

4 жыл бұрын

He just rebranded himself as traves now.

@sleet1650

4 жыл бұрын

An_Annoying_Cat bro they talkin about the donation

@nurhid5742

4 жыл бұрын

:(

It's funny how this will be one of the top results when you search up æ

thank you carson, these videos are getting me through a really rough breakup

Fortnite streamers: *Snipe from across the map* Callmecarson: hold my potion of health 1:05 shot by an arrow far away

@jwilly8701

4 жыл бұрын

And 10:45

Wait are we not gonna talk about Carson levitating up vines?

@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652

4 жыл бұрын

if you hold space while next to suspended vines you can climb them

@hannahlovesana7742

4 жыл бұрын

@@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 i know it's a little late but..... r/woooosh ?

It’s so cool hearing the audio from Slimecicle’s stream with Carson’s footage (and vice versa)

carson is a _god_ with that bow edit: i also live for how carson says “æ” (1:02)

how to type æ on Windows: ALT + 0230 must have NUM LOCK on

@p03t

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@dane6792

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@jmcm1606

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@dawsonshibz15

5 жыл бұрын

æ

@amethyststorm1583

5 жыл бұрын

Ææ

The “What?? How you climbin” at the beginning was great 😂

maybe if I hadn't learned how to socialize from smp live, all my friends wouldn't hate me

2:13 the statistics thing was me. I was in my senior year of high school taking stat. So sad to come back years later after everything that has happened. I was 17 or 18 when this video came out and now I’m 20 turning 21 in November. It really was a fun time Carson.. Edit: Oh yeah also I am in my sophomore year of College and, once again, taking statistics.

@munksterrr7845

3 жыл бұрын

did anyone give you your essay

*Carson's wacky tacky adventure* my favorite jobro is travis

@peppuccino4556

5 жыл бұрын

Ok but what about Jschlatt and his Stand named Distortion?

@sex.master4

5 жыл бұрын

@Spooky Devito yes

@sex.master4

5 жыл бұрын

bro voiceoverpete is the speedwagon lamo

@peachykeen1474

5 жыл бұрын

I liek sam and travis coz they're as stupid as me :D

@peachykeen1474

5 жыл бұрын

Travis stand is hotdog boy

Dude I swear to god you’ve uploaded the same footage like five times

@jakemcmullen4864

5 жыл бұрын

I've definitely seen the same tour before

@user-fs3tu4ry3t

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've seen the tour before too

@shrekisthanos7419

5 жыл бұрын

Jameer Jabali yes

@izaaksavett9269

5 жыл бұрын

Shrek is thanos yes?!

@user-pg8eu1nq3y

5 жыл бұрын

Thought I just had deja vu

This is the first CallMeCarson video I've ever watched

This was the FIRST video I watched when it was summertime Thank you for blessing me with your channel

Travis: Wants to get on top of the vine tower. 22 Savage: I’m about to end this whole man’s career.

@GoreGunn

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck off you unfunny loser

@lagoobrius6720

5 жыл бұрын

Yoo chill man. Dang.

@snj7502

5 жыл бұрын

brudda u life

0:16 imagine the death message - Carson was shot by Carson while trying to escape Carson

@fartyperson

5 жыл бұрын

IDK if that would work

@GoreGunn

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

6:21 *You wanna know what’s better than 3 monitors?* *4* amanwithacomputer cheered x 400

I searched æ and this popped up

So now the danish language is a meme on smp live... nice æ ø å

@bencanaya382

5 жыл бұрын

Isn’t æ french also

@nisoe860

5 жыл бұрын

DANES RISE UP

@Pc118Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

æ, called Ash or Æsc in old English has been used in many languages

@nisoe860

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pc118Gamer keyword *has been*. Denmark and Norway still use it

@mikkelmaling6724

5 жыл бұрын

Đ

10:06 when ur dad makes a dad joke and you have to smile to not hurt his feelings

1:11 Someone: is donating the last of the Money they have, and is likely to not be able to live in the future Carson: *do you think I can land in your cactus farm?*

Let me remind you over a year later: Butt sauce.

I wish frogs were real and not just invented for the Crazy Frog Cinematic Universe :(

@smileyts1151

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is literally killing my nonexistent brain cells

@rbrine

5 жыл бұрын

fRoGS u sAY?

@RegularFish2

5 жыл бұрын

Well have I got news for you

Carson if you type “§k” and just random letters into chat you can type in hackerman font

@happyboi134

4 жыл бұрын

§ķ§ķ§ķ

@lemonmeringue7850

4 жыл бұрын

vsco girls b like

I come back to this video, just for the first 2 minutes. Pure gold

13:26 his quiet little laugh gets me every time

æ Æ ø Ø å Å Use the norwegian alphabet smh

@KFCGAMING55

4 жыл бұрын

Þ

@dowercottage

4 жыл бұрын

Æ

@an_annoying_cat

4 жыл бұрын

Those are Old English except for that last one

@flappelapper

4 жыл бұрын

It's also Danish tho

@estella6978

4 жыл бұрын

NO! Use the Danish æ ø å

Carson the amount of anxiety and joy you give me is fricking god-tier

Such happiness

8:05 when you alt+f4 the teacher in online class