You know lion's are Cat's right?

@brutalmoose

7 жыл бұрын

Apparently not everyone was aboard my train of thought for that one. Probably for the best, it's a pretty shitty train.

@senorfluffy9072

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose yeah a train that derailed off the tracks down a ravine and blew up.

@gamersinacontainer

7 жыл бұрын

Señor fluffy and then said ravine was filled with lava and TNT

@supernovacanes

7 жыл бұрын

Robert MacEachern *lions *cats, right?

@JoveJoved

7 жыл бұрын

Why capitalize Cat?

It stinks down here.

@benjaminmorgan425

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose Lysol that shit.

@AlecH1313

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose I know right?

@mr.everything2803

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose Use Deodorant

@Zevzs727

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose yes the top is way better

@gobi6576

7 жыл бұрын

I really like the new intro. Your review style is becoming more personal too. Good stuff, m8

The power of those buff angelic arms compel me.

@karliehatcher

7 жыл бұрын

He lacks the godly thighs captain bibles does.

@ZenoDovahkiin

7 жыл бұрын

Scarfulhu Did you play Captain Bible? And if so, did it taint your purity as the great saint of pointing and clicking?

@boraxkid1097

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Warburton moonlighting?

@Ratciclefan

6 жыл бұрын

KarlsburgReview /muffled low-quality voice/ *GODLY THIGHS*

@Ratciclefan

6 жыл бұрын

Btw, Scarfulhu, you and Moosey should do a collab one day.

I've not seen such bravery.

@pestilenssi8979

7 жыл бұрын

*- claps -*

@kemosonicfan123lbp

7 жыл бұрын

Dillksp6 underrated

@hexidecimark

7 жыл бұрын

I've braved such scenery

@wintersummers3085

7 жыл бұрын

Downvoting every moose video without the intro

@HeadsetGuy

7 жыл бұрын

I've not seen such "I've not seen such bravery".

The buff angel is a life lesson: never skip leg day.

@johnalogue9832

7 жыл бұрын

Considering he chooses fly in place with his wings instead of standing, his legs aren't really THAT bad.

@SkyNinja759

7 жыл бұрын

"Thou shall not skip the sabbath nor leg day". - Brutalicus 4:20

@zhubwat

7 жыл бұрын

Howesenberg Art thou never see thy bravery. - Romans 9:14

Hehe, religions really should hand out more laser swords. I know I'd be on-board then ;) Appreciate the shoutout at the end, too, I'm glad you got some twisted pleasure from this oddity!

@dirtyfawnwater

5 жыл бұрын

JMNTLPY yikes bud

@dirtyfawnwater

5 жыл бұрын

JMNTLPY do you get enjoyment out of being an asshole to harmless minorities or

@BirdRaiserE

5 жыл бұрын

They certainly don't hand them out just to any ole pleb that asks. I had to wait three years after christian high school just to get mine.

@alexander33221

4 жыл бұрын

Top 17 worst pc games ever amirite?

@RoboLobster3000

2 жыл бұрын

God got angry all the time. If a swarm of locust and a gaint world consuming flood isnt epic then idk what is.

"Buff angel where art thou?" That killed me

W H A T A R E Y O U L O O K I N G A T ?

@tonyhakston536

7 жыл бұрын

wuttayoollugginnaht?

@ryanschneider115

5 жыл бұрын

Why are we guarding this place?

@xXx3OOOv2

Жыл бұрын

👀👀

"This is mildly animated violence at its most mildly animated." This episode has so many good quotes. I really need to watch this again and hear them all again.

@penguinthepurple

Жыл бұрын

I agree, you should watch the video again now, 5 years later. 😉

I wish there were some religious games that took advantage of the fact that they're religious. seriously, whether you're a christian or not, you can't deny that the bible has some bits that are perfect settings for a good game.

@WillieManga

7 жыл бұрын

329link Is The Binding of Isaac such an entity?

@329link

7 жыл бұрын

WillieManga actually yeah. I tend to forget about that game, but it's definitely a good one. though I personally want to see a game that's more directly based on a bible story rather than having a similar story and lots of symbolism.

@hackermangage1703

7 жыл бұрын

*Crusades*

@hackermangage1703

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not to religious. I know they actually happened but don't know if they are in the Bible

@andrewollmann304

7 жыл бұрын

Gage rynders Crusades happened in the 1290s, well after Bible times.

You got rid of the original intro? I've not seen such bravery

@watcherfox9698

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe now he has seen such bravery. ;)

@bul13ts

7 жыл бұрын

I've often seen such cowardice!

@authenticlimeflavor432

7 жыл бұрын

And doesn't the video feel so much shorter for it? I've not seen such brevity.

@2009TNT

7 жыл бұрын

Silver MagiSean underrated comment ^

@sandbakk77

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe he got drunk and lost it. I've not seen such brewery. Lol.

I love the new intro! I'll miss "I've never seen such bravery" but this new one has a shopping channel vibe to it, which is something I can appreciate

@SamanthaPortUkulele

7 жыл бұрын

I agree. I love Ian's weird 90s VHS tape ａ ｅ ｓ ｔ ｈ ｅ ｔ ｉ ｃ.

What are YOU lookin' at?

@TheKpa11

7 жыл бұрын

Where did you learn to look

@karliehatcher

7 жыл бұрын

What are YOU looking at?

@therudestofclouds2007

7 жыл бұрын

i'm looking at *GODLY THIGHS*

@blake6509

7 жыл бұрын

I LIKE MY WOMEN WITH LEGS ALL THE WAY UP TO THEIR BUTTS.

@mitchlmitten5874

7 жыл бұрын

That lousy food in the garrison is giving me gas!

A First Person Sworder!

@asiu19

7 жыл бұрын

nice one XD

@bul13ts

7 жыл бұрын

First Person Prayer!

@SkyNinja759

7 жыл бұрын

So is the boxing game in Wii Sports a First Person Fister? (sounds hot)

@lugbzurg8987

7 жыл бұрын

Just hearing Ian talk about shooting people with swords is hilarious to me.

@otakon17

7 жыл бұрын

That's a good one I wish I had thought of it.

Oh God, I used to play this game all the time at my Christian School. I remember it not being the best, but it the only game they pretty much allowed us to play.

@artemis9012

6 жыл бұрын

Very lucky M8

Behold! An angel of the lord appeared and proclaimed "Dost thou even lift brother?!"

Long haired Ian is coming back

@karliehatcher

7 жыл бұрын

It's a good look for him.

@lonestranger1939

7 жыл бұрын

Levi Bell Just like the old days aye

@WaterDragonNinja

7 жыл бұрын

Wolfreign Valenford All I was thinking the entire video lol

@Preeve

7 жыл бұрын

Levi Bell Rocker Ian is returning!

@Diego_Covre

6 жыл бұрын

Levi Bell He came back!

Ian, you are getting more handsome in every video

The bravery, the hair..... so much is changing

@bul13ts

7 жыл бұрын

I've not seen such hair.

@SamanthaPortUkulele

7 жыл бұрын

Poirot's Mustache Then you must be new here.

@user-ym3nv2ml7z

7 жыл бұрын

Samantha Port it's a joke

@SamanthaPortUkulele

7 жыл бұрын

Gamer 109769 So was mine.

*W H A T A R E Y O U L O O K I N G A T*

You know, this game would be amazing if 1) the swords were used for melee (and each had a different special ability) 2) it had rpg elements (dialogue trees, dynamic characters, side quests, skill tree, etc.) 3) a more in depth story line and subplots (maybe on the side collecting scrolls which lead up to finding more information about something crucial to the endgame). Character moral development and the impact of their choices would've also been a great addition. 4) it wasnt so damn fast - some of the demons move like light. 5) level design was improved and challenging puzzles were integrated, as well as setting atmosphere and emotion to levels. for example, in the area where you go before you fight satan, there should be music that gives you the feeling of depression and that all hope is lost. 6) it took itself more seriously and mature. by this, I mean the dialogue was super cheesy and violence is pretty much non existent. if catechumen was aimed to a more mature audience and integrated in violence (i mean, just read the bible; violence is glorified) then the game would most likely have been a hit game. Christian games have so much potential and nobody has accomplished it yet.

@KitsuneYojimbo

6 жыл бұрын

Lunasyke So make it like a Christian King's Field? That would actually be pretty sweet, actually! I may not be religious, but I'd play the hell out if it.

@Wandergirl108

5 жыл бұрын

I know, right? Just play a game where you get to be a REAL Christian and murder the fuck out of anyone who disagrees with you and you'll get basically every other mainstream game these days; why doesn't anyone do that? :P

@ShamrockShylock

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you laid out an elder scrolls game

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

But they were so concerned with being toned down that it went the way of Tommy Wisseau. A game so bad it ends up being silly.

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wandergirl108 I guess Dante's Inferno kinda counts as that. Start off the game killing rebels, go through the game killing the living dead and end the game killing the Devil.

Bro your new intro is phenomenal. Also it DOES stink down here. LOL so funny!

Why has Brutalmoose found happiness? Where is the old grump he used to be?!

@TheKpa11

7 жыл бұрын

He got sued by game grumps?

@sigh824

7 жыл бұрын

Rice1is1nice he saw the bravery

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

I like this new content now. I'm kinda tired of seeing people suffer for the sake of comedy, so this new format of actually finding some intriguing or good games while still sometimes making fun of it is kinda fun.

i really appreciate your ability to admire silly and fun games just for being silly and fun. i think a lot of youtubers tend to be more cynical but the fact that you can just say "yeah this is dumb and preachy but it's silly and fun and i like it" is really refreshing

I remember when PC Gamer did an article on this. They described it as, "Remember that game Rod and Tod Flanders on The Simpsons played? ("No, you just winged him and made him a Unitarian!") This is that game."

u look like projared if projared looked normal

@GothicThought21

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO, what?!

@codexnecro3917

7 жыл бұрын

Heh

@remyzk9424

7 жыл бұрын

G59 projared can never look normal

@ZenoDovahkiin

7 жыл бұрын

G59 Perish, fool! I cannot tolerate such heresy against the majesty of ProJared's nose!

@FlameOfUdun96

7 жыл бұрын

are you the "alien head shit kid" guy?

I genuinely love this community. You all are awesome! Thank you for bringing us together Ian.

Best religious game is Doom

@Eclipseknight9

7 жыл бұрын

Yep, Doom is pretty damn Jewish.

@LordArikado

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, ain't nothin' more religious than going to Hell to wreck the place and save the world!

@Soulraven2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eclipseknight9 How is Doom Jewish?

I think Ian has given the best ever review of this game that I've seen on. Every other person I've seen review this game simply says it sucks because it "religious" and that's all they base it on, but Ian actually hits on points like gameplay and entertainment value.

Great review Ian, I actually really like the soundtrack you use with all the instrumental stuff while you're talking. Definitely one of my favorite videos of yours

I have been waiting you to review this for years!

"W h a t ' r e y o u l o o k i n ' a t ?"

Play Half-Life on one screen and Realms of the Haunting on another while playing a Sunday Mass on a TV in background and you'll have the same experience

Your updates always make my day.

I'm always happy when there's a new brutal moose video in my sub feed! Although I miss I've not seen such bravery.

oh my God, when I was little I played this game a lot. it seems almost like a dream now because I wasn't sure if it actually existed or not due to the fact that no one I knew acknowledged its existence. I was like four at the time and the first time those rolling demons came after me , I almost shit myself and quit the game on the spot. good game though especially when you don't have a whole lot of access to games as a kid.

You see, this is one of the reasons I love Brutalmoose. He can do a whole video on bad Christian media without using it as an excuse to rip into Christianity. Even in the comments section I couldn't find any bad natured insulting comments.

@matthewjones6786

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, it's refreshing. I think Brutalmoose's positivity draws in a very positive community. :)

@coolman2805

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah? well how about this

@coolman2805

4 жыл бұрын

fuck you jesus

Yes another upload. I only started watching you a month ago and in that month I have watched literally every one of your videos

I love your videos Ian. You have a great sense of humor, a smooth voice, and you pick great games to talk about. Everything you're doing with the channel is great!

YES I'm so glad notifications didn't have to appear for me to notice a new video cx

Honestly compared to most other Christian games this one is probably the most bearable and competent.

Solid review, that opening with the turn table was tré slick

Wow, I think this is my new favorite video of yours. Fantastic work, please keep it up! :)

Really... What _am_ I looking at?

My step dad helped make the art for this game oh my god... I'm dying....

@matthewjones6786

5 жыл бұрын

I'm jealous, there's so much you can learn from him...

You've been putting out a lot of videos recently... And that's great!

your videos are so underrated dude, your videos are high quality

For real though, I think Ian's approach to religion in this video was fantastic.

Wow, a review that doesn't just say "this game is shit for being religious" and calls it a day. Interesting.

just checked your channel probably about 10 minutes before you uploaded this hoping that you'd have a new video for me. glad i checked again. also, love your new intro.

Great video man very funny I remember these games!

Looks like a Christian themed Half Life

@willdeamer7176

7 жыл бұрын

hoponpop33 ikr

@timothymckane6362

7 жыл бұрын

All it needs is an HEV suit like Roman armor, and a crowbar that's roughly shaped like a crucifix.

I'm early. GPM would be proud of that buff angel.

@basil3663

7 жыл бұрын

#BuffStuff

@boneyfrown6666

7 жыл бұрын

#BuffRiku

love these intros with the spinning game. idk it's just pleasant to watch

Can someone please make a 15 minute long video of the guards saying "What are you lookin at?"

Oh my god yes!! I've wanted a full review for the this game ever since I saw it on Lazy Game Reviews 'Top 17 worst PC games'!

the vibe of this vid is awesome

Another great video and love your choice In games

OMG YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL! Also, FPS: First Person Sworder.

Is there a "Gangasta style" way to hold a sword like the way you hold a gun to look cool?

@chickenyouate4429

7 жыл бұрын

TheKpa11 sideways

@Magicarpmaster

7 жыл бұрын

TheKpa11 Yeh thru your own gut... just like how "gangstas" should kill themselves.

@TheKiroshi

7 жыл бұрын

Holding your sword backwards.

@TheKpa11

7 жыл бұрын

The only one I can think of is holding it in your mouth like Zoro from One Piece

@ZenoDovahkiin

7 жыл бұрын

TheKiroshi That's the Fire Emblem way.

dude haha you have me cracking up so hard! I love your videos! They are worth the wait!

what an enjoyable video. time well spent, I must say.

Man I remember this game, freaked me out.

@TheKpa11

7 жыл бұрын

HA gamefreak

Is Brutalmoose slowly turning into Obi-wan. Just saying.

@protogeninc.2222

7 жыл бұрын

M0nk Ian: YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONE! James "Caddy": I WAS A PAWN!

For anyone wondering, the song that plays during the "what are you looking at?" part is Get Out by Alec Slayne.

Both a Brutalmoose and a Caddicarus video on the same day? Best day ever.

Somehow I knew LGR would be involved with this review. He put it in one of his worst games lists, if I recall correctly.

"non-violent" "But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me." Luke 19:27

I had this game as a kid! My grandparents got it for me, and remember enjoying it, but I never managed to complete it. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!

your videos have gone up in quality by so much over the years 10 outa ten n.n

What are you lookin at

Confess your sins, my child.

@TheKpa11

7 жыл бұрын

OK!!! I ADMIT IT! I'M THE ONE WHO PEEDED IN YOUR LEMONADE! DEREK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

8:48 That lion roar is a sample that was also used in DOOM. Paired with the heavy metal music, I want to believe this was a reference.

1:54 - Reminds me of playing as Terra in BBS after getting used to Aqua. This is how it felt the first time. I distinctly remember screaming "TERRA WHY ARE YOU DENSE" at my PSP.

Master Chief: What are you looking at

@johnalogue9832

7 жыл бұрын

A confusing comment.

I'm a Christian and I can tell you 100% Christian Media sucks, how hard is it to get a group of talented Christian developers I'm sure they exist and gather them all together to make a good game? Also in the realm of movies and TV it also sucks oh, the only two good Christian shows were McGee and me and Veggie Tales which of course that's screwed up when DreamWorks took over the project. But if I had a computer I definitely buy catechumen because it looks fun. Wow a Christian game that I was actually fun who knew!?

@matthewjones6786

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Christian in my senior year for a Gaming Arts major, I hope I can make you proud! I think a big part of the challenge is making Christian themes "digestible" for people while not dumbing down the message. C.S. Lewis always did a great job of that.

That "Halleluiah" when the guards get conve- I mean purified just... cracks me up every time I hear it.

I was addicted to this game back in the day❤

what are you lookn at

what are you looking at?

@ZenoDovahkiin

7 жыл бұрын

At the bravery that is finally seen.

When BrutalMoose uploads a video, I rejoice

That's an amazing opening shot

This game sucks. No Godly Thighs.

@leifderekson

7 жыл бұрын

No, just angelic biceps.

@nikudriverhc4647

7 жыл бұрын

These angels have clearly skipped Leg Day. Such heathens...! Where's Captain Bible when we need him?

@karliehatcher

7 жыл бұрын

But it has Godly BI....ceps

@nostalgiabender2375

7 жыл бұрын

Surrealist Gal I know and not only that, the game doesn't have a Puppy Dog Eye Guy either!

wuttayoollugginnaht?

Looking back on this game when you shoot the guards and they kneel down and you hear hallelujah it cracks me up especially at the time when there was violent shooters in games like you said

best vid in a while

I don't see any bravery

@live_kaito_reaction

7 жыл бұрын

what are you looking at?

lions are cats😂

@hollowmirage8581

7 жыл бұрын

Not only that but I'm pretty sure that in All dogs go to heaven the cats were working with the devil so... That's a double reason why he killed them.

Thanks for reviewing this game. Now I'm glad I bought this from a bible book store a few years back when they discounted it.

I have to say your hair is looking utterly fabulous this vid

Notification Squad

@Mike-to7vz

7 жыл бұрын

FlyntofRWBYNation hayy

@patrickramseyart

7 жыл бұрын

FlyntofRWBYNation Heyo!

@nicolesim1427

7 жыл бұрын

FlyntofRWBYNation ayyyy

@BinaryHedgehog1

7 жыл бұрын

Hello!

@zfrometa8316

7 жыл бұрын

What are You Looking at

Now I'm curious what Ian's religious beliefs are.

@royalkaibaby

7 жыл бұрын

Slashbash I think he's atheist

@ruskus5617

7 жыл бұрын

From his site: "I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with religion, but there are a lot of people that I feel abuse religion these days. Christianity to Atheism, there are a lot of people just being dicks because of “what they believe.” I’m kind of in an in-between state on my personal beliefs… just kind of learning what there is to learn, and trying to decide how exactly I feel about the universe. But it’s on the back burner of my mind, right now, I’m in no rush. I’m currently more concerned with learning how to just treat people like people, and I feel like I’ve advanced a lot in that regard over the past five years or so. So… there are some thoughts, I guess lol"

@slashbash1347

7 жыл бұрын

Much obliged, Ruskus.

@SkyNinja759

7 жыл бұрын

+Ruskus so... agnostic, gotcha.

@protogeninc.2222

7 жыл бұрын

Mimi is Ian really gay?

Lazy Game Reviews are the best! He does such a spectacular job with his reviews! Also, this was really funny, Ian!

Haha, i wasn't looking directly at the screen when you said sorry clifford, and I was like "brutalmoose, are you talking to me?" lol

A Christian game that isn't totally lame? Take notes captain Bible and Zoo race.

Pretty sure this game was parodied to hell and back in all forms of media where you ran around zapping people with a weapon to convert them into goodly christian stereotypes. Any game dealing with religion can only be done from an outsider perspective potentially critical of religion. Otherwise it comes off as literally someone screaming "WE HAVE THE TRUTH YOU FUCKING TWAT!" and shooting you with a magic sword that "converts" you to their way of thinking against your will. Honestly this game is insidious.

great video :)

Just ordered a copy. This gon be fun.

@itsm3blaz3

7 жыл бұрын

I lied. It scares the ever-loving fuck out of me.

I have thought about tracking down this game and sending it to Mr. Moose. Glad he got to it first.

weeoow, looking real good Ian