My cat refuses to let me sleep despite my best efforts to try and keep her away from me while I sleep.

@alainafabbro4966

10 ай бұрын

Pfp says it all

@shawn-oldaccountl6748

10 ай бұрын

@@alainafabbro4966 I laughed WAY too hard at that

@bred269

10 ай бұрын

@@shawn-oldaccountl6748 bet I laughed harder

@CastleCrashser

10 ай бұрын

I slept at 4:00 am ;-; and woke up at 7:00 help me

@nightmaredream8515

10 ай бұрын

Hold it hostage and make your cat sleep with you

3:48 The name on that wine bottle actually means “black cat” in Spanish! Cool coincidence! 😂

@xXz0mb1e_b0yXx

9 ай бұрын

Gato negroooo

@Emmazslay

9 күн бұрын

Whoa I just realized that 😂😂😂😂

My cat: *doesn't want to eat* Me: *shakes her bowl a little* My cat: "Delicious. Finally, some good f**king food."

@kaylabrownell1268

10 ай бұрын

LMAO!!!

@samreallylovescoffee

10 ай бұрын

My cat is the same 😂

@TjTurner-cf4cl

10 ай бұрын

😂

If I had a nickel for everytime a stray white cat with patches similar to the cat I own, started hanging around us and our actual cat disliked this, I would have 2 nickels. Which isnt much, but it's weird that it happened twice

@Lacalmfit

10 ай бұрын

Nice reference

@1dontknow1

9 ай бұрын

My cat has litteral clones that I see in other videos

@OurpleGuy1985

9 ай бұрын

ah perry the platypus

@lonelyredgiant

9 ай бұрын

*my dead dog having 50 photo clones* I’d have 50 pence, which isn’t much, but it’s half a pound

@soulfire29x

9 ай бұрын

@@OurpleGuy1985 >:D

This is a certified 🐱 classic

@Onyx1527

10 ай бұрын

Meowster chief

To be honest, the nyan loaf is REALLY tasty

@soulfire29x

9 ай бұрын

;-;

7:00 reminds me of the time where I was the first day of school, and I had not finished my second waffle by the time I got dropped off, when my parents got back from dropping me off, the found one of my cats Maggie, next to a half-eaten waffle.

I wanted to write ,,first" but then i grew a braincell.

@keegansharpe5287

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@roringusanda2837

10 ай бұрын

You ain't first.

@happypercussionist1

9 ай бұрын

@@roringusanda2837They literally did not say first.

My Mom: *Feeds my cats* Me: I love cats My cats: We don't care

0:03 Magic of friendship *colorized*

1:00 chime raid at my house? dude how drunk are yUo?!

OK but why you censor everything? YOU CENSOR LICKED AT 3:18???

that body builder cat, is that the cat I heard the story about that a guy put a 5lb weight on his door to discourage the cat from going in, but the cat did it anyways? then he went to 10lbs, and the cat still went in, then went to 15lbs and 25lbs and 35lbs, and then a 45lb weight and the cat still went in. he just ended up making his cat really buff

0:07 why is the word black censored

6:49 dude that ain’t a cat that is a hairless baba cougar, jeez the definition on that bicep! I’m scared of it 😅

This man announcer knows how cat owners think.. We are always imposing our ideas on what cats are thinking. Who knows? Who cares? We love them. Maybe because we can. If we knew the truth, would life ever be the same? 😸🙏🐾👍😂🎶

@LairdJ56

8 ай бұрын

That is no man... that is a machine. Anthropomorphism isnt limited to cats it seems.

my cat used to wake me up randomly by biting and pulling out my hair. he also bit my nose and face -,-

why did they censor everything

@airyonbeck379

10 ай бұрын

We've reached a point in society where saying basic words is forbidden

@yeetyr

10 ай бұрын

@@airyonbeck379 omg

@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken

Ай бұрын

making sure they never get demonetised because they don’t want to lose a single coin from the bag.

Thumbnail deserves a thumbs-up alone

My cat every time I get a box 11:35

my cats like to climb into the christmas tree and use it as their hideout

2:48 Solid is like "I wanna be cool like you guys but my pride won't let me"

0:34 what do you mean "Thinks" Leo IS better than me

I don’t own a cat, I own a dog, but one time I went to this cat place where we can pet cats and play with them, and hold them! They were all so cute ❤

@soulfire29x

9 ай бұрын

;-; doggo better

@BonBon15159

9 ай бұрын

@@soulfire29x true

@camilagriffin3122

8 ай бұрын

A Cat Café?

@BonBon15159

8 ай бұрын

@@camilagriffin3122 something like that, don’t worry there were separate rooms

@BonBon15159

8 ай бұрын

@@camilagriffin3122 there was a cafe part and the cat room

The cat got acknowledged so hard the dog passed out

This is an amazing video keep up the good work

As an minecraxt cat, I confirm most of the memes,

0:28 “last chance to come inside, hector”

9:32 it’s a snat!

@davidweil6769

10 ай бұрын

True

O:34 WELL he's absolutely correct 1:47 it looks weird until we realize it,s just his mouth 5:31 after my cat had kittens she forgot how to do this

@DuckysForever

7 ай бұрын

0:34 ❤ Yw

These actually hella funny

why black its censored its just a color aslo black cats are so cute

Destruction. -a cat, somewhere, somehow.

4:15 that is my kitten fighting with my neighbor female cat be like:

Bro my cat literally wakes us up at like 5:00 in the morning EVEN THOUGH SHE GETS FED 4 TIMES A DAY

now that's one bouncy kitty 5:14

yes depression goes down, but yes the crime rate goes up

bro why tf is black censored in black cat

@happypercussionist1

9 ай бұрын

@@connorplayz4835No, it isn't racist.

You basically called my cat moldy when she is a loaf 😂😂😂

cat + catch dot = god

Bro didn't skip paw day at 6:47

0:58 I have a white with partial burns loaf of bread and a stale loaf of bread.

I thought the cat killed a Swat guy, and then napped on em.

I watched this while my cat was laying on my arm while I was laying in bed 😂

@soulfire29x

9 ай бұрын

>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

✨cat✨

Plot twist : Dogs are silent, cats are loud

I got moldy with the colours of marble rye (cat loaf) for the time pause and click 0:57

I think when cats say good morning instead, they say good night😂 😂😂😂😂😂

I use to have a dog that every time I woke up I would just see a smiling little noodle looking into my soul

2:03 IM HERE REACHING FAR ACROSS THESE NEW FRONTIERS

actually all cats are far sighted and so they knock stuff over to know what it is some people may say that there whisker can sense stuff when they touch it but that is not enough information for cats

9:33 it is a cake

Bro censored the color black 💀

2:29 BEANSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

0:34 I have a cat named Leo! 😂

@AylaGarton

8 ай бұрын

Nice name, my boys are called Cain and Bradley.

0:07 ‘*Bulk Cats*”

11:17 *Rip and tear... until it is done.*

0:01 That’s probably physics collapsing because you caught A FUCKING PHOTON.

10:47 why the bottom left one kinda look like the “distorted Kung fu panda” meme

5:34 cat:what

12:15, imagine how i fell sharing a bed w/ TWO cats

2:31 a call cat pads toe beans

10:42 Catosaurus rex😂

4:22 Milk. All the way. And especially the good milk that says chocolate on it and humans say is bad for us.

Frisk as a cat? 0:04

Ya'll censoring the A in Black now? Damn. *Don't tell me what it is, I do not want to know.*

14:39 General Catnobi (I had to)

0:07 bruhhhh

100% Confirmed of truth ✅

when you are the first meme in the vid: 0:03

My cat tries to jump out the window because he sees birds😂

Y’all I have a stale cat loaf wbu?

0:30 hector no

0:06 The fact that you have to censor "black" in black cats just proves how sensitive the internet is.

0:08 did you really censor the word black? So now we can’t describe anything? My cat is a blk one now? Edit: 3:18 DID YOU CENSOR THE WORD LICKED!? WHAT SORT OF KZread GUIDLINES WOULD FORCE YOU TO DO THAT!? Edit number 2: 11:18 I’m freaking done. you can’t say violence? How am i supposed to describe my cats now? Are we going to ban Channels that say French toast without context because it means that the toast in context is French and someone in France once disagreed with a KZread guideline? You know I’m starting to see those stupid rumble adds as a little less stupid…

@kookie_2178

10 ай бұрын

Saying the color black is bad thing now 😂😂

@spacecatgaming9465

10 ай бұрын

tbh yt has gone too crazy with the guidelines

@i.is.kid.

10 ай бұрын

@@spacecatgaming9465 yea they might as well censor “grilled cheese” at 7:00 because the cheese might not be vegan and grilling is an unfriendly police tactic that KZread does not support.

@spacecatgaming9465

10 ай бұрын

@@i.is.kid. ikr like its so annoying

@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken

Ай бұрын

making sure they never get demonetised because they don’t want to lose a single coin from the bag.

Narrator: Just a volcano, don't panic🙂. Me: PANIC DUMBASS, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!😱

6:46 GYAAAT bros on Steroids or smth

my cat is not telling where the drugs are beacuse they are for him and it is catnip

6:41 😅

0:57 my one is stale

The first memes make the dogs look dead

0:04 God Cat

What's this music

At 7:52 BEST MEME EVER I WA LAGHING FOR 20 MIN STRAGHT SO FUNNY LMAO

18:21 Yes no doubt

0:34 he is

2:29 I think the person who made this means beans not toes

THATS STARCRAFT 2 RIGHT THERE 2:02

15:40 ITS TOBEY MAGUIRE CAT

11:17 is this polydactyly or a different mutation i havent heard of?

@AylaGarton

8 ай бұрын

Yes it is polydactyly.

Bro same!!

i have i question on 0:09 why is the word black censored

I Have Toasted Burnt Stale Potato Cats

Why do these vids have the most random censors LIKE WHO CENSORS CRIME?!

12:13 tho, why is he so cute he dezerves more

Leo at 0:39 is better than us.

why are there so many normal words that are censored for no reason

My cat sound possessed

0:58 but my loaf is brown gray and has half a white face..

14:38 general catobi