Still had the editing bug for Darktide so here is yet again another episode of our escapades in Hive Tertium! On top of that Nurgle’s curse struck again and gave poor Quail covid while he was drawing Bjorn for the thumbnail, so he’s my hero for somehow still getting it done in time for this video. Also of course thanks for stopping by!

@astrix1200

Жыл бұрын

JOIN THA GREATA GOOD I AM GOZ THA PURPLE ORK WAKE UP what do you mean 2022? bad ztuff

@emirarslanagic8554

Жыл бұрын

it seems you had fun

@Le_Fenix

Жыл бұрын

Wait, Quail draws those?

@emirarslanagic8554

Жыл бұрын

requesting a rising storm 2 video

@dem0nchild610

Жыл бұрын

Just saw the new trailer for space marine 2 and thought of this crew it looks very good

You know Jay's a real fan of 40k when he just casually drops the name of Ibram Gaunt's power sword.

@JonathanKennedyII

Жыл бұрын

Truly, oh man it was a "did he really just..." moment for me

@solarchos4352

Жыл бұрын

He's read the books, that's for sure!

@thelegittaco974

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t read that series, no wonder I didn’t recognise the name…maaaan I got lots to catch up on

@solarchos4352

Жыл бұрын

@@thelegittaco974 It's the "Gaunt's Ghosts" series. Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt and the Tanith First-and-Only. Straight silver, FTW.

@FlameBringer84

Жыл бұрын

@@thelegittaco974 Gaunt's Ghosts is basically THE Guard book series. Besides the main series, starting with First and Only, the whole Sabbat Worlds Crusade has a bunch of good novels. Favorites include Double Eagle, Titanicus, and the Urdesh books.

7:41 Fun Fact! In the lore, Beasts of Nurgle are essentially gigantic Daemon puppies, and love to play and make new friends! Sadly, they also love to give "Loving licks" to said friends, and for most creatures a Beast of Nurgle encounters, being licked by a literal Daemon of Nurgle quickly reduces them to sludge. As such, is *IS* trying to be friendly!

@lavaavalon

Жыл бұрын

right, they also get very resentful because no one want to play with them and then they morph into giant fly things that want to kill everything that didn't play with them before :)

@ghostmarine5112

Жыл бұрын

@@lavaavalon no they get really depressed! they get so sad that they actually just lie down and legitimately just die from sadness. then their corpses morph into cocoons from which massive mosquito's from the depths of hell burst from their corpse :D

@masterzoroark6664

Жыл бұрын

And then it get's depressed- and fkin molts. Forgot the name but the Daemon it molts into is a fkin anger incarnate for all the lacks of friendship the Beast of Nurgle expirianced

@masterzoroark6664

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostmarine5112 Death brings life, but unfortunately for you- this life is fkin pissed

@outlandishbow7687

Жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 Rot flies, they then often become mounts for plague bearers and tent to eat the heads off rotting corpse to use like blight grenades, also if someone killed the beast of nurgle and it molts into a rot fly, it will hunt them down and swallow them whole, alive and screaming as they are then digested for a agonising long period of time

Sawing a mutant in half at 6:53 and editing in the lego death noise is the funniest shit i've seen in a long while

@RubixRaptor

Жыл бұрын

Stole that edit idea from a friend lol

@dakotawisdom2777

Жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor You stole it from a friend. well it's not the first time you've stollen something. * I stoll a squad and got them all killed*

Im glad they have a voice line specifically for Beasts of Nurgle cause they're genuinely big friendly idiots who are unaware they just crushed you under their hulking mass. its like a puppy for a Great Dane but, yknow, riddled with filth.

@jimbothegymbro7086

Жыл бұрын

and they mainly die of loneliness because they get depressed no one plays with them and just curl up in a swamp and die, or get upset and become a giant demon dragonfly

6:45 That muffled fire force opening was genius. Fantastic joke.

@lt.dashkov1079

Жыл бұрын

Dude he has done that like 4 times now he's a true weeaboo and I approve

@TonyRedgrave

Жыл бұрын

The fire with the muffled music is cathartic to watch.

That transition at 1:40 was so clean man...

@Archris17

Жыл бұрын

I know right? Came looking to see if anyone else had noticed it.

@m.g.1725

Жыл бұрын

I didn't notice it

@minigunnathaniel

Жыл бұрын

That transition while the reload was amazing

@Oliver_JW

Жыл бұрын

I replayed that 3 or 4 times because that was some top tier shit

@spacepiratee215

Жыл бұрын

I literally watched this video like 10 times, never noticed that

Sir Poggers took the expression "left on a cliff hanger" to the next level with how many times he was... well... *cliff hanging*

@youtubewatcher6719

Жыл бұрын

Cliiiif hanger! Hanging from a cliff! That's why he's called.. sir poggers?

4:41 This is definitely what is known as a “Main Character Moment”

Did you know the beasts of nurgle are like giant deadly puppies. And when they're put on the battlefield they are trying to play but they don't know how deadly they are, so they kill the people but think that they just don't want to play anymore. So the beast will crawl into a swamp to die. Which they sometimes turn into demon flies.

@soddymilkkk

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda sad tbh

@masterzoroark6664

Жыл бұрын

I think Nurgle is like the best god of Chaos- as he's basically a god of circle of life

@platogkrone7161

Жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 Not a high bar, really.

@masterzoroark6664

Жыл бұрын

@@platogkrone7161 I mean- he ain't exactly need that much special things from his followers. Just live and either live with your plague or live curing plagues- either way he likes seeing it. You don't need to murder nor fuck nor scheme, you need not make elaborate plans, be duty bound or want to share love (and yes Chaos Gods are not only the terrible and overblown)- you just live and help and let others live, and that's enough

HOLD GUARDSMAN, THAT'S COMMISSAR GAUNT'S SWORD, HE'S GONNA FETHING NEED IT BACK.

@vampsnake9203

Жыл бұрын

Had to do a double take when take when he said the name.

@sonofjack6286

Жыл бұрын

No, it's grave robbing. This is the 42nd Millennium, Gaunt was in the 700s M41. He's dead by now, and his grandchildren's grandchildren's grandchildren are probably the rulers of New Tanith by now.

6:53 This is probably one of the few Psyker powers Khorne would approve of, using your mind to cut things farther away like Jack Slash.

@thehammer4607

Жыл бұрын

Jack slash is more tzeetch, I’d think. But maybe.

@kabob0077

Жыл бұрын

@@thehammer4607 Oh he totally is a Tzeentchian kind of person but I'm talking about how something like his power would be one of the few abilities Khorne would probably like a Psyker using or at least tolerate.

@thehammer4607

Жыл бұрын

@@kabob0077 oh, I somehow missed that, yeah, that sounds about right.

@joshsho3981

Жыл бұрын

IS THAT A PARAHUMANS REFERENCE

@thehammer4607

Жыл бұрын

@@joshsho3981 worm, yes.

6:40 the most professional moment in all of ignis's purging career

Last time I was this early the Cadia was still together, Tails wasn’t on every international watch list and I COULD GET FROM HERE TO ALPHA CENTAURI WITHOUT RAMMING HEADFIRST INTO A GODDAMN HIVE FLEET.

8:50 It's unnerving, just how much Luigi looks like an Ogryn version of Vinny from Disney's Atlantis.

@sonofjack6286

Жыл бұрын

Oh God, I just put two and two together.

2:00 I can't with the funniness that you guys bring

Darktide with Rubix and the boys! This will be a good day!

@nvender9062

Жыл бұрын

aye

That edit at 1:39 was fucking perfect. More of that please.

@Archris17

Жыл бұрын

I just came looking to see if anyone else had commented on that. That transition timed with the smack on the magazine was just... Muah!

@halyoalex8942

Жыл бұрын

*Smacks bolter mag* *Warps 5 kilometers straight up* “…Yeah, that’s normal”😂

*Commissar and Inquisitor listening on the Vox recorders live of Jay’s group clearing out the hive.* Inquisitor: “We may need to revise our plans for them…” Commissar: “You mean to keep sending this squad into the hive every day and hope they are killed?” Inquisitor: “Yes. We may need to actually come up with a plan to execute them. It’s impossible they’re all still alive.” Commissar: “Do we chalk it up to Warp Fuckary, Inquisitor?” Inquisitor: “It’s the only explanation as to how Sir Poggers has been confirmed murdered several times but keeps returning…” Commissar: “May the Emperor forgive us…”

Ah yes, Darktide, my favorite holy genocide simulator.

I refresh KZread just in time to see Rubix and the boys serve the glorious emperor in Darktide!

The best part of these Darktide videos is how much fun the gang is clearly having. Through all the blood, and demons, and chainsaws, it's very wholesome.

He knows of Sondar's blade and the exploits of its wielder? Thoroughly based. P.S. Gaunt would never have let things get this bad, and Mkoll could prolly solo the assassination missions with like 4 kills including the dude, his best mate and two guys guarding the data interrogation point. The imperium suffers for their absence.

Raptor is the reason I've started following 40k lore.

2:46 That Gaunt reference! CHEF's KISS!

Howdy is the best part,just makes me go "ah yes,some damn friendly voice after hellhole called day"

Y'know, I never really appreciated how big Astartes are until I saw how comically massive the weapons they use are compared to normal humans despite being pistol sized for Astartes... "'Quisitor says- OH POGGERS!!!" I... I feel like that's wrong... Also, the Orbeez: LET IT RIP bit made me laugh uncontrollably for ten minutes straight and my stomach hurts XD

@OrckDorck

Жыл бұрын

the best part is, the bolter we see is specifically one sized DOWN for human use, so the ones for Marines are even bigger lmao

Yay more darktide. Love inferno playing in the background at 6:39

@lukaswasgehtdichdasan7558

Жыл бұрын

@@seantanner1619 The Song that plays in the background when they were using three flamers at once. Its From Mrs Green Apple.

@louiesatterwhite3885

Жыл бұрын

@@lukaswasgehtdichdasan7558 it's also from Fire Force

Jay I have to give you credit I don’t know how you’ve done it but you’ve managed to collect so many SCPs in one place while keeping them even relatively in check

@primusstar5995

Жыл бұрын

Jay’s a thaumiel class. That’s why.

“‘Quisitor says, OH POGGERS!” *somewhere in the far reaches of the galaxy* “My lord we must perform exterminatus!” “Poggers.”

7:47 that has got to be the biggest rip moment ever in 40k🤣 poor syker ha.

I love the idea of Sir poggers being some kind of disgraced Imperial noble, like it fits

06:40 I love that flame storm. truely heartworming scene.

The character interactions in the game are the best thing on earth.

0:29 The skull chrismass tree

I like the fireforce team playing during the flamethrower scene

The GigaOgryn at 4:18 had me dying lmao

1:38 that transition was CLEAN my man!

3:12 My life just changed forever

6:45 that moment when they start to burning everyone with the Fire force opening was genius. It sounds like If the ones hearing it was the characters

3:43 Lore accurate SoB throttling poor downed Guardsman

6:44 Fire: Exists Fire Force Theme: *slowly approaches*

Thank you Jay for always making my start of the weekend so fun

I still can't get over the fact that there's just NORMAL ASS FOUR WHEELERS in 40k. Like, of alllll the wack shit, 'Ol bubbas wheelie deeley still just vibes as always.

Flappy bird in Warhammer 40k 0:43

06:47 I thank the gods for showing me Rubix's inner weeabo with this background music selection. I approve

7:26 Dear Emperor... He's turned into an ORK!

Having been in discord calls when my friends first encountered the demon host...I sure cannot wait to hear your reactions 😂 Edit - yep. Roundabout the same reactions from both parties 😂😂

1:33 The transition with the bolter reload animation is actually kind of cool in my mind. It honestly makes me think that Jay's character, John-Killmor has a secret technique of his own Warp ability each time he slams his bolter.

Honestly I'm totally up for more Darktide. The game is freaking awesome. Plus these videos make me laugh and I love Guby ( don't if I got that right)

How did Guardsman Jay come to be in possession of the Holy Blade of Hieronymo Sondar? That’s all the way from Segmentum Pacificus and the Sabbat Worlds!

@Scorch052

Жыл бұрын

Sire Melk hooked a brother up

Hells yea! I love watching gameplay since I can't play it myself so thank you very much Jay, and all your Ignis maniacs too

Okay can I just say that transition really smooth @1:42 I was so focused on the gun.

You know it’s gonna be a good video when Rex says “howdy” at the start of the video

loving these darktide vids!

Honestly Flappy Bird would be incorporated as a basic cogitator function if the Techpriests got their hands on it.

Jay often puts in a crazy amount of editing into his videos, but something about this one in particular really stood out to me. Loving all the references and small edits you make that elevate every moment!

Canr believe I'm only JUST now discovering your channel. ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE VIDS.

It’s time to PURGE BABY

I love that transition when you are reloading the bolter. So cool.

6:40 the distant fireforce opening made this lehendary

1:31 by far the moment I laughed my ass off

@defendedshadow9664

Жыл бұрын

What was it? I still can’t figure it out.

It must be said, this video and your previous Darktide video both had me in absolute hysterics

3:49 prank him john

1:37 I love that reload transition. nice one!

"You can't be influenced by eldritch text if you don't know how to read it"

What is the music at 0:34? I have heard it many times but i don't know the name.

0:09 fethin' wat? 1:18 That's hot. 2:44 Well, I know why Jay was incarcerated now. GRAVE ROBBING! *AND THE TOMB OF NEW TANITH'S KING NO LESS!!*

Man, all my favorite KZreadrs are dropping great videos right after school on Friday? Today is a great day!!

Gubsy needs his own spin-off series

3:03 this doesn’t nescessarily mean he has many scars, as he can likely only count to 2

6:45 love fire force music put in

Love this content!

Back with the badass guardsmen just doing their jobs

I like how with this game, if it glitches out you can just say it's the affect the warp is having on reality

I need Goblin Noise to be a recurring sound bite used in your videos

"Face the good word of the Emperor!" "It's not working, BURN IT!"

1:16 sound?

YO YOU PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS WITH TBIS EDITING. THEM TRANSITIONS BE SLICK AS HELL RAPTOR BOY

These videos keep me going

"Would it hurt for any of you to offer a kind word from time to time?" "Thou are the lowest form of humanity, freak. Except thy place." Good to know even in 40k years people are still getting roasted with completely lethal burns like that. Sometimes, you don't need actual fire to purge the unclean

heh the fire force bit got me lol

if there was a non mil sim game id love to see as a permant addition to the channel its this just such beautifull natural choas.

Jay I admire your use of Payton Parrish's ragnorok. When introducing Bjorn oakenspite

okay so either i encountered a glitch in the matrix or i'm just trippin balls cause i coulda swore you uploaded this two days ago. either that or the foul chaos gods are attempting to cause me madness.

1:33 Holy hell, the recoil! Make sense why it's usually carried by walking tanks, aka, space marines

4:56 I genuinely, until now, didn’t know this was Jay talking when he introduced the new character.

I was literally just rewatching your other two darktide vids 🤣

Everything the Zealot says is just....BASED. "Know thy place!"

Jay: *Bolter Gaming* 1:15

Inquisitor says “poggers” 6:00

It’s a shame we never got another Darktide video after this.

The "PIss moment" was some gold Also love the fkin Fireforce OP as you were burning them heretics

I’m now convinced that DarkTide is 2022’s version of Left for Dead

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the match cut at the 1:38 mark?

To qoute ku'gath the plaguefather: "my thickness is irrelevant"

The fire force bit has me hollering

That is, in fact, a bolt GUN, not a bolter. Bolters need to be raised by cranes and are carried by machines or space marines

Welcome to the Ignis Penal Legion, we have unhinged Zealots, a man who turns heretics into soup, Psykers who want achievements, and Gubsy

ah yes, the toaster that shoot minimissiles fast enough to OBLIVION AN OBLIVION-BORNED CREATURE, truly the Emperor's finest