‘dan’s like a constant piano machine’ it’s called a pianist phil

dan just loosing it after he misspelled cardboard made my day 😂

**googles ‘is it possible to get abs from holding in laughter’**

I swear that hamster dan had TRAUMITIZED him

If it’s any consolation to Dan, the only way I can accept “Cings” is with that other misspelling. If both words are wrong, then everything’s just dandy! :D

"In case it's hope, run towards it." FUcK, hitting me with goddamn poetry at the tail end of THIS??

dan spelling cardboard wrong is the entire 2021 mood

i’m gonna cry they’re gonna talk about norman someone hold my hand

I love how these shows usually start with Dan cackling 😂❤

‘i’ve got good newsss, there is hOOOOOOOO- spider’

How to Solve Dan's Dog Dilemma: watch so many sad dog movies that eventually you'll go numb and you won't fear losing your dog. Also you could just learn to accept that death is a part of life and to enjoy every second of life they have.

I can't join live because of time zones but I wanted to say that if they ever wanted to have kids in the future, raising and taking care of a dog would be a good stepping stone!

12:08 is me and I can't believe the moderator instead of sending them all the audios I sent about dogs, they sent them the only one where I just went oRaNgE jUiCe and they laughed at me smh

Got back from my walk to see this uploaded one minute ago-- perfect timing lmao, and tysm 💕

Re: the very real fear of losing a beloved pet. Avoiding things like that only give them more power. Find a small, low-stakes thing to love and work your way up. You deserve to have that kind of love in your life.

15:34 this is such a family thing. its so true

Without watching, here are something's I would ask Dan to Ban: - Cereal Stealing Soulmates - World Peace (so Dan can say wthk is wrong with you) - Hello Internet - The Impossible Quiz - Stereotypical Gender Norms Comment what you would say!

@dasha_ucko

3 жыл бұрын

What I would say is "the need to sleep".

@pandafam0416

3 жыл бұрын

@@dasha_ucko BANNED

@Sentientmatter8

3 жыл бұрын

Are we banning Phil or just the cereal stealing? because it sounds like the former XD And yes to the gender norms banning.

@daisyjefferson184

3 жыл бұрын

The colour yellow

@pandafam0416

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sentientmatter8 mainly just the cereal stealing but Dan would probably ban both if the question came up lol

Dan says "here's me just slapping something on a Sunday" and expects us to not take that the wrong way

my sister is learning Moonlight Sonata, she has been learning for like 2 months and she just got it and now she’s working on technique. Good luck Dan 😸💗

Here’s a proposition for the cings: get a greyhound! They only exercise 20 mins a day, sleep most of the rest of the time, hardly shed & often have a great balance between being needy and liking their own space. Get a greyhound :)

I want to ban my sensory issues because I am tired of having them

@jostewart3192

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

“In six months when everyone’s got the vaccine” Phil I’ve got some bad news

I don't know, I have a dog and I'm still 100% an introvert, because talking to people still drains me. Extrovert means talking to people energizes you and being alone drains you introvert means being alone energizes you and talking to people drains you. It's nothing to do with whether or not you actually go out or being shy or whatever.

@lithiumkid

3 жыл бұрын

love to see somebody else saying this, the words have been absolutely bastardized to an extent i didn’t even know was possible.

yesss thank you for uploading these

THANK YOU for uploading!

thank you for uploading this !!!

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!

Thanks so much!!

i love this so much

thank you i love you IDB

WHYD THEY TELL HIM ABOUT HELLO INTERNET AHAHAHAH

Loving the new profile picture

i was about to start my ‘being sad over stuff while revising’ session but now i can cut that down to ‘revising’ so thank you

New profile picture is really pretty :)

idb coming in clutch for the peeps whose phones won't run the app

that was amazjgn

How did no one mention the medical benefits of having dogs??!!!

get a hypoallergenic dog. my mom's allergic to shedding dogs so we got a westie, she was sweet.

46:35 this is getting intense

So wish I was just a few months older so i could get a stereo and tell them to get one of the dogs that don't shed so no allergic reaction. I have a yorkie poodle mix so 1. she doesnt shed 2. shes small so that means smaller walks and less social interaction 3. small dogs are so cute and like easier to like handle. Im halfway through the vid just hoping someone will mention the no allergy dogs LOL

@sancticide4044

3 жыл бұрын

small dogs suuuuck lol

I mean, Dan is not wrong about Covid-19. Absolutely correct. He is not exaggerating one iota...😞 IMHO, this could have been eradicated, maybe at most by July 2020. 🥺🙁

oh my goood in which video was the leather shirt i remember it but i don’t know where it was fromm

So they have a public tiktok? They've been talking about it and dan says "tag us" in tiktoks

I really don’t like stero at all thank u so much 4 uploading this

doge with a hard g because it's like dog. the o is just pronounced differently.

Yaaayy

Y E S

I honestly think they shouldnt get a dog unless they can solve phils allergy

Dan, please just chill, get a dog it’s not that hard 😂😂

i bet adele is jealous

In depth bants💀💀💀

dan saying leather pants are not trendy...

@idkwuttodowmylife2952

3 жыл бұрын

Luke Hemmings must feel attacked 👀

read it as cardboard clings not cings

ORANGE JUICE

WAIT WHAT NORMAN'S DEAD?!?@?

They should get a poodle. Poodles are hypoallergenic and they are incredibly smart and absolutely wonderful.

well maybe you should warm up with getting a new fish or a bunch fishes before getting a dog cats will kill and eat spiders

Get a poodle.

who the heck disliked this?!

@naturegeek33

3 жыл бұрын

Probs because it’s a reupload

@dieWeltkarte

3 жыл бұрын

the spider

How did Phil ever breed hamsters? They are furry too.

I'm with phil when it's about peanutbutter and jelly. it just does't go together

They should get a cat imo

I love them saying WOT lol

i'm on board with banning animal leather and spiders

soo U miss spelled cardboard but not kings ? cings

@cherylwilson8743

3 жыл бұрын

cings was on purpose, cardbord wasn't.

I am sorry phil, you can't bash pb&j and then praise biscoff spread, biscoff just isn't good

broccoli is disgusting

Broccoli is shit 😀