Car Salesman Turns Out to be Retired Assassin

A former top assassin living incognito as a suburban dad must take his unsuspecting family on the run when his past catches up to him.

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  • @cinemacaps
    @cinemacaps3 ай бұрын

    Movie: The Family Plan (2023)

  • @GoatWithSHADES

    @GoatWithSHADES

    2 ай бұрын

    Ty

  • @thommysides4616

    @thommysides4616

    2 ай бұрын

    thanks!

  • @kamalansari5250

    @kamalansari5250

    Ай бұрын

    thank you

  • @Shmurdoo
    @Shmurdoo2 ай бұрын

    "Kyle is trash" had me absolutely dying lol

  • @zach11241

    @zach11241

    2 ай бұрын

    Just not as much dying as Van (like the car) experienced.

  • @connorbuckley9161

    @connorbuckley9161

    11 күн бұрын

    Nah it was completely uncalled for but I’m all for it 😂😂

  • @wes4SLY
    @wes4SLY2 ай бұрын

    "His family is one of the heaviest sleepers I have seen in my life"😂😂

  • @ser-hanga
    @ser-hanga2 ай бұрын

    The sarcastic statements in rhe recap are funny. When i heard them i laughed. It makes the recaps more fun.

  • @bobwelke3308

    @bobwelke3308

    2 ай бұрын

    When the AI makes fun of you, you know you're in trouble.

  • @brbidk8403
    @brbidk84032 ай бұрын

    “But Kyle is trash” 😭😭😭

  • @prosperefekoha8626
    @prosperefekoha86263 ай бұрын

    Indeed the family are the worst sleepers I’ve seen in my life 😂

  • @ibnadam65

    @ibnadam65

    2 ай бұрын

    or the best sleepers

  • @dinglbottom

    @dinglbottom

    2 ай бұрын

    more like best sleepers

  • @SigiSchlitzohr
    @SigiSchlitzohr2 ай бұрын

    Car Salesman turns out to be 1991's Hip Hop legend Marky Mark 😂.

  • @fredlin6303

    @fredlin6303

    2 ай бұрын

    Would have been better if the family sang to Good Vibration instead of Ice Ice Baby.

  • @Master_Cheif.488
    @Master_Cheif.4882 ай бұрын

    Kyle has an insane gaming setup.

  • @Fun_recap
    @Fun_recap3 ай бұрын

    did not expect Valkyrae was in this movie

  • @zeal21

    @zeal21

    3 ай бұрын

    No u can join the tournament as a wild card just like this

  • @PepeLePewPew

    @PepeLePewPew

    2 ай бұрын

    it makes the movie less good, she is as bad as Pokimane, they should cancel those 2

  • @kendobc

    @kendobc

    2 ай бұрын

    @@PepeLePewPewshow us on the doll where the scary girls hurt you little manbaby.

  • @shivanshna7618

    @shivanshna7618

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@kendobcnoo how dare you call out my queens🥺 those incels always calling them out for pulling scams and calling other's poor for not buying overpriced junk 😠. U criticized someone and it happens to be a girl? Must be incel 🤭

  • @metalbat8414

    @metalbat8414

    2 ай бұрын

    @@PepeLePewPew Your nose needs a lot of work

  • @jillyapple1
    @jillyapple12 ай бұрын

    I know someone who slept that heavily. Me. When I was 10, my bedroom shared a wall with my big sister's, our beds against the shared wall. Thankfully she was on a trip with Mom when this happened. The ceiling over my sister's bed collapsed, but I slept through it. My other sister and dad woke up and came running, but I had no idea anything was happening. Dad woke me but wouldn't explain, just picked me up and carried me to the master bedroom to spend the rest of night. I fell right back. The next morning he explained and said he didn't want to scare me with how close a call it was but wanted to let me sleep without nightmares.

  • @shellycarter155
    @shellycarter1553 ай бұрын

    Even given that I’ve watched this clip, I can’t wait to see the whole movie!!!

  • @empebee

    @empebee

    2 ай бұрын

    Really? It made be want to avoid it at all cost.

  • @prashantkumarkundu

    @prashantkumarkundu

    2 ай бұрын

    why do you want to avoid?@@empebee

  • @empebee

    @empebee

    2 ай бұрын

    @@prashantkumarkundu It just seems very generic and brainless and I would just be mad at all the stupid stuff. Better to rewatch one of the classic action movies.

  • @prashantkumarkundu

    @prashantkumarkundu

    2 ай бұрын

    @@empebee Thanks, you saved my 2 hours

  • @Theunknown-qy8xb
    @Theunknown-qy8xb2 ай бұрын

    Honestly his family is one of the heavy sleeper I have ever seen in my life 😂😂😂

  • @Bellz89
    @Bellz892 ай бұрын

    The sarcasm is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @user-se1nl1pb4f
    @user-se1nl1pb4fАй бұрын

    I love all Wahlbergs movies. They never show near me so thanks for the recap.

  • @narutohatake5113
    @narutohatake51132 ай бұрын

    Death by dirty diaper... welp good luck explaining that to your friends and parents lol

  • @reckz420
    @reckz4202 ай бұрын

    Which streaming service can I find this movie on? YT doesn't have it.

  • @billponderosa88
    @billponderosa883 ай бұрын

    so this is just NOBODY 2

  • @kirkstone1843

    @kirkstone1843

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought that too

  • @immapotato1

    @immapotato1

    2 ай бұрын

    but with extra comedy apparently

  • @carlreeses

    @carlreeses

    2 ай бұрын

    nobody is way better than this

  • @chadmanuel769

    @chadmanuel769

    2 ай бұрын

    Not even Nobody 2. A rip off of Nobody. Hollywood has no creativity.

  • @divingfalconfpv4602

    @divingfalconfpv4602

    2 ай бұрын

    The Big Hit

  • @PeytonGoodrich
    @PeytonGoodrich3 ай бұрын

    Good movie

  • @jackkitchen737
    @jackkitchen7372 ай бұрын

    Wow this looks much better than most movies these days. I'm going to give it a watch.

  • @freemanpense2782

    @freemanpense2782

    2 ай бұрын

    all* movies

  • @thomas_jay
    @thomas_jay2 ай бұрын

    That theme has been done to death.

  • @user-gl1yf8wr5y
    @user-gl1yf8wr5y2 ай бұрын

    I'm going to have to find this. Looks good.

  • @adil_anwer
    @adil_anwerАй бұрын

    Van like a vehicle 😂😂

  • @luisbarbosa8773
    @luisbarbosa8773Ай бұрын

    "Kyle is trash" had me rolling lmaooo

  • @sumirsookdeo9443
    @sumirsookdeo94432 ай бұрын

    Great family movie.

  • @frankblangeard8865
    @frankblangeard8865Ай бұрын

    A typical day in the life of a car salesman.

  • @TheTeke0624
    @TheTeke06242 ай бұрын

    "But why hire henchmen who can shoot straight?"

  • @NiahlM5991
    @NiahlM59912 ай бұрын

    Dan "boinks them" one by one, is this a part that was deleted from the movie? Gigity

  • @megatronDelaMusa
    @megatronDelaMusa19 күн бұрын

    when Ai voices opinion, more is at stake ........"heaviest sleepers" Ai ever saw. but the real question is , what is Ai seeing lately ?

  • @jamesevans164
    @jamesevans164Ай бұрын

    It is so good to realise the freedom of seeing through this stuff. Bye.

  • @RDCFemmes
    @RDCFemmes2 ай бұрын

    i know I am old when actors I use tohave crushes on as a teen are playing parents and even grand parent in some movies. LOL

  • @marvinthemartian6788
    @marvinthemartian67882 ай бұрын

    First frame of this video, Buffalo ny. I can literally see my work place in that shot. Probably not shot here though

  • @bilge-rat
    @bilge-rat3 ай бұрын

    Woah, Caesar went from dictator perpetuo to mercenary commander.

  • @godzilla12325
    @godzilla123252 ай бұрын

    Isnt this just a blatant rip off of Nobody?????

  • @VARIABLENEWSNETWORK
    @VARIABLENEWSNETWORK2 ай бұрын

    What movie is this. I want to watch it.

  • @billbrown7583
    @billbrown7583Ай бұрын

    Car salesman...assassin... not a stretch

  • @ElMassimoFromItaly
    @ElMassimoFromItaly3 ай бұрын

    All of this was a Valorant spot?

  • @realElectroZap

    @realElectroZap

    2 ай бұрын

    lmfao ikr

  • @evilfingers4302
    @evilfingers43022 ай бұрын

    I recently watched this movie, it's okay for a water downed action flick.

  • @bwsimonson
    @bwsimonson2 ай бұрын

    So if you can't put the movie title in the description you are doing something wrong.

  • @cinemacaps

    @cinemacaps

    2 ай бұрын

    so you can't check the pinned comment?

  • @Freedomcustom

    @Freedomcustom

    2 ай бұрын

    @@cinemacaps some ppl just can't read past 3 sentences

  • @pirubix
    @pirubix27 күн бұрын

    You can still find an atlas at most Walmarts....

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH2 ай бұрын

    Why would Dan care what happened to the ungrateful family who tossed him away and walked out on him? When people, even so called "family" show you who they really are. Believe Them! If they will sell you out once, they will do it again. I would tell old boss to have fun, then walk away and never look back.

  • @IllinoisCitizen
    @IllinoisCitizen2 ай бұрын

    Totally believable!

  • @bobwelke3308
    @bobwelke33082 ай бұрын

    Leave It To Beaver was never like this.

  • @BogdanTestsSoftware
    @BogdanTestsSoftware2 ай бұрын

    Mance Rayder as Mark Wahlberg's boss? Yes, please!

  • @joshuafajardo5697
    @joshuafajardo56972 ай бұрын

    Zoe Colletti went from Annie to an action movie

  • @Oerger89
    @Oerger892 ай бұрын

    11:17 this might be the first time im being THAT guy but Doesnt ANYONE know how heavy bricks are??

  • @pointless1472
    @pointless14722 ай бұрын

    Marks second lire without ted

  • @jamesschrader1244
    @jamesschrader1244Ай бұрын

    I liked The Nobody and History of violence which were similar.

  • @aznboycols
    @aznboycols2 ай бұрын

    Remind me NOT to have kids.

  • @pierrepellerin249
    @pierrepellerin249Ай бұрын

    Do you realise how many movie bad guys would have won if they didn't yap non stop when they are about to win?

  • @nkolebwalya4775
    @nkolebwalya47752 ай бұрын

    I think have watched it right here lol

  • @serchme54
    @serchme54Ай бұрын

    The movie is called “ The Family Plan “

  • @techlover231
    @techlover2312 ай бұрын

    Why do we always need to look at the comments, with fingers crossed, that someone will will reveal the name of the movie, that's never written in the title or description?

  • @empebee

    @empebee

    2 ай бұрын

    It should really be in the description, but if you would have read the comments from top to bottom, you would have found the pinned comment with the title.

  • @techlover231

    @techlover231

    2 ай бұрын

    @@empebee Thanks for your suggestion to read the pinned comment. I guess after so many movie recaps that don’t reveal the title in the description, I always hate sorting through the comments and not finding the name of the show most of the time.

  • @dobietoms1463
    @dobietoms14632 ай бұрын

    what is this movie

  • @aneogi08
    @aneogi082 ай бұрын

    All hail Mance Raider !

  • @rlcsystems4061
    @rlcsystems40613 ай бұрын

    What movie is this?

  • @phillip9437

    @phillip9437

    3 ай бұрын

    Name: The Family Plan

  • @MrMr-ws3tv

    @MrMr-ws3tv

    26 күн бұрын

    The Big Hit

  • @curanderoverde
    @curanderoverdeАй бұрын

    Super realistic

  • @jasontan5808
    @jasontan58082 ай бұрын

    Why is Maggie Q the same in every movie she's in?

  • @willieboy8798
    @willieboy87982 ай бұрын

    sounds like somebody made a story out of anything they could!!! or the paycheck is big enough!

  • @0range1968UK
    @0range1968UK2 ай бұрын

    wheres the talking teddybear with guns akimbo etc.. ^^

  • @ltdees2362
    @ltdees2362Ай бұрын

    .. damn, I wish I could sleep like that 😛Walburg rocks...super good flick... and btw...my wife and I are close friends of Marks sister, she can get you a great mortgage 😎

  • @Dummydoes3d
    @Dummydoes3d2 ай бұрын

    Isnt it just like a woman to blame you for your past….

  • @richarddavis2961
    @richarddavis29612 ай бұрын

    Rubble 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @knowledgeispower6192
    @knowledgeispower61922 ай бұрын

    Mark Walberg actually owns a car dealership in Columbus Ohio. 😂

  • @davebradley4498
    @davebradley44982 ай бұрын

    The multi-vurse is real.

  • @seanwalters1977
    @seanwalters1977Ай бұрын

    Trevor is unfortunate looking lmao

  • @GamerMalcolm
    @GamerMalcolm2 ай бұрын

    Is that Jonyer Lucas? 7:25

  • @nyashatappin3958

    @nyashatappin3958

    2 ай бұрын

    Yup

  • @SquidenTV
    @SquidenTV2 ай бұрын

    "NINA"

  • @monvalleyfox3497
    @monvalleyfox3497Ай бұрын

    The family plan 2023

  • @ChrisSeel-ux4ck
    @ChrisSeel-ux4ck2 ай бұрын

    Why did the narrator say bonked

  • @MAPMember707
    @MAPMember7072 ай бұрын

    Similiar Movie (Ex Assassin starts a family and they have no clue) A History of Violence. 2005 . 18 . 1h 36m - Stars Viggo Mortensen . Maria Bello . Ed Harris

  • @garrybeair5789
    @garrybeair57892 ай бұрын

    This is similar to the movie NOBODY.

  • @BuceGar
    @BuceGarАй бұрын

    Even at 12 minutes this movie is a waste of time.

  • @billjenkins687
    @billjenkins687Ай бұрын

    What's the name of the movie FFS?

  • @ncebantweni5433

    @ncebantweni5433

    Ай бұрын

    "The Family Plan"

  • @saltyc165
    @saltyc165Ай бұрын

    women always want us to die for them 💀

  • @THEDisciple1
    @THEDisciple12 ай бұрын

    oh ya "dan boinks them one by one"

  • @kobejamesbeltran9927
    @kobejamesbeltran99272 ай бұрын

    what is the title

  • @Freedomcustom

    @Freedomcustom

    2 ай бұрын

    check the pinned

  • @arthurteo5795
    @arthurteo5795Ай бұрын

    An old formula but fun to watch nevertheless.

  • @Saucedup69420
    @Saucedup694202 ай бұрын

    BRO JUST ROASTED KYLE

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind81192 ай бұрын

    This movie was sponsored by riot games haha

  • @manemperorofmankind8119

    @manemperorofmankind8119

    2 ай бұрын

    It was also pretty cringe worthy

  • @gdjaybee742
    @gdjaybee742Ай бұрын

    True Lies is still better. Great version.

  • @divingfalconfpv4602
    @divingfalconfpv46022 ай бұрын

    Part 2 to The Big Hit

  • @themaskedgamer436
    @themaskedgamer4362 ай бұрын

    @1:47 "frustrated at life's contentment" Woman ☕

  • @browniesbear
    @browniesbear2 ай бұрын

    1:09 in reality, im going to sue you.

  • @DashPortalGD
    @DashPortalGDАй бұрын

    7:30 whats joyner lucas doin

  • @christophersprosty4917
    @christophersprosty49172 ай бұрын

    great,, but wheres the title of the movie

  • @terry7907

    @terry7907

    2 ай бұрын

    Pinned at the top of the comments.

  • @Freedomcustom

    @Freedomcustom

    2 ай бұрын

    check the pinned comment

  • @BreachOfData
    @BreachOfData2 ай бұрын

    6:46 thats not valkrie

  • @cinemacaps

    @cinemacaps

    2 ай бұрын

    that's Valkyrae

  • @v1peradsl
    @v1peradsl2 ай бұрын

    lol

  • @teawaawafirmin416
    @teawaawafirmin4162 ай бұрын

    Predictable

  • @nachjimo85

    @nachjimo85

    2 ай бұрын

    No one cares

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun16492 ай бұрын

    DRC'd

  • @brucemcmicking9614
    @brucemcmicking96142 ай бұрын

    Somehow you made that too boring to watch all the way through.

  • @jackl7566
    @jackl75662 ай бұрын

    reused game concept perfect for a reused movie concept 😂

  • @XxNZxXDivisionary
    @XxNZxXDivisionary2 ай бұрын

    She throws the bamboo to kill the lady, what bullshit

  • @Pqsdfgh
    @Pqsdfgh2 ай бұрын

    Looks so stupid

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith61542 ай бұрын

    AI narration. 🤮🤮

  • @yug5874
    @yug58742 ай бұрын

    AI shit

  • @gregorybrandenburger9457
    @gregorybrandenburger94572 ай бұрын

    This movie is a huge disappointment.

  • @johndowling6131
    @johndowling6131Ай бұрын

    Zero Interest in a Narrated bullshit clip...

  • @slshusker
    @slshusker2 ай бұрын

    WWMMATFBD?

  • @ok_so_what8114
    @ok_so_what81142 ай бұрын

    I have watcht this movie, its realy bad. Dont watch it!

  • @flozzdoggaming9913
    @flozzdoggaming99132 ай бұрын

    That film looks fucking awful