"you've aged." it's always the most simple ones that are the funniest.

'Surprised to see me?' 'Well I didn't say bloody Mary three times, so yes.'

@carminhocoelho2626

3 жыл бұрын

my fav

@cotton3399

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the way he says it that gets me

@epicdjyoshi648

3 жыл бұрын

@@cotton3399 Same! The tone of voice is everything

@kpwylar

2 жыл бұрын

fav captain holt line

@VeniVidiVici..

2 жыл бұрын

The way he says all of the insults makes them even funnier 😂

I really appreciate how they always insulted each other but never in a sexist, racist, or homophobic way. I’m going to miss their rivalry.

@Kai-dl4vm

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they’re also still fairly respectful but also hurling very creative insults back and forth

@gold7929

3 жыл бұрын

we mis you Madeline wunch

@georgewilliamsiii4677

2 жыл бұрын

Just repeatedly called her the devil lmao But she was fun with it.

@VeniVidiVici..

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgewilliamsiii4677 and a witch 😂

@meganbermudez299

2 жыл бұрын

Professionals have standards

“she was so young” “for a redwood tree” pftt-

@sirius8534

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, who wouldn’t know a succubus can maintain her existence for almost 4,000 years

he had no regrets

@jih6093

3 жыл бұрын

Why should he?

@z6awn

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a fact

@sirius8534

Жыл бұрын

After all, his arch nemesis is an evil scarecrow.

"judging by the flames it could be a livestream" Rosa helping roasting Wuntch is the best

@velvetsky3451

2 жыл бұрын

the flames are doing the roasting

@aspebb

Жыл бұрын

Holt sounded like such a proud father when he heard that. Rosa is his favourite for a reason.

"wuntch is dead. BAGEL! BAGEL!BAGEL!" literally hands down one of the best episodes, it was so hilarious when holt had so much difficulties to throw an respectful memoir

“But if you’re here... who’s guarding Hades” I guess everyone is just quoting their favorite insult, so here’s mine

“ I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.” Favorite Holt burn.

Wuntch is dead!!! Bagle!! I literally can't.🤣🤣🤣

@ellaella44

3 жыл бұрын

BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL

@mishakapadia4439

3 жыл бұрын

BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL

@CanaldoPortador

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite Holt scenes

@tunatuna6065

2 жыл бұрын

On an unrelated note, I have a friend whose nickname is bagel

@heena1586

2 жыл бұрын

BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL!!!!

"As god said when Wuntch tried to sneak pass the gates into heaven : it ain't happenin honey" Kills me each time

Ok but "Madeline's not some _invincible_ succubus, she's a regular succubus."

@VeniVidiVici..

2 жыл бұрын

And she can be defeated 😂

"No, because her eyes are ugly." My favorite burn, further proving I have the sense of humor of a seven-year-old.

"who's guarding hades?" so iconic

BEST COMPILATION EVER. As Holt would say: I'm in a stage of total euphoria

his insults are always the funniest

@AriusBLK

11 ай бұрын

Because they were so blatantly intelligent and well thought out. Instead of just crass & vulgar.

"as wuntch says when she sees deoderant: I'm not buying it" such a great and thought out line from captain holt here, love it

"Sticks and stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?" *apply cold water to burned area*

"THE WUNTCH IS DEAD! BAGLE!"

@tigerlover47

3 жыл бұрын

BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL

'make sure not to look at her eyes' 'because you'll turn to stone?' 'no, because her eyes are ugly' my favourite lmaoo

The "redwoodtree" one, the "unless you drag me over the river Styx with one of your boney fingers, you reaper!" one and the "leather chair" one are my all time favourites 😂😂😂

Holt at the beginning of this show: YOU WILL WEAR A TIE AND YOUR PAPERWORK IN PERFECT ORDER Holt towards the end: BAGEL!!! BAGEL!!! BAGELLLLLLSSSS!!!!!!

“I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you” just gets me everyfuckingtime lmfao I think he just gets a kick out of insulting her but doesn’t legit hate her I don’t know could just be me lol either way it’s gold

Holt-"Madeline Wuntch was... a friend." Rosa-"See. It's not that hard to day something ni- Oh you're vomiting." Holt-vomits

Holt - "Yes I never thought I'll see you this high without a broom underneath" Damnnnnnnn.

Their rivalry was so iconic, and as great as them flinging insults at each other was, I am glad that holt won in the end.

Tomorrow is my offline exam. I haven't studied anything, yet here I am 👉🏻👈🏻

@fearghalkearney4474

3 жыл бұрын

Watching wunch and Holt bicker like children is WAYYYYY more important btw good luck on the exam

@lilybecca7460

3 жыл бұрын

I hope it went well!!

@swatipandey4048

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you guys ! I did better than what I was expecting. NINE NINE !

@fearghalkearney4474

3 жыл бұрын

NINE NINE

Holt as John Kelly: Oh! Madeline didn't see you there, I thought you were a old leather chair. Jake : He's not going to say that Holt as Holt: He might

Holt's insults towards Wuntch are and always will be one of my favorite things about this show

'' Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister ''

boom did it haha had it both ways

@tigerlover47

3 жыл бұрын

No regrets

WUNTCH TIME IS OVER

@charlescarmichael56

3 жыл бұрын

BOOM DID IT

@elissao.6585

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂

@user-ru4cl5lz2m

3 жыл бұрын

NO REGRETS

as wuntch said when she sees deodorant, "I'm not buying it." this is comedy gold

The delivery of “you grackle” literally always gets me

"Madeline smelled like dog crap". Brilliant! What I wouldn't give to hear that full on-screen speech without other dialogue drowning it out.

@ewanmcloughlin6875

2 жыл бұрын

Something about the suddenness and delivery of that line cracked me up more than any of the others 😂😂

@blokvader8283

2 жыл бұрын

"...From a sick dog!"

We all love holt’s Shakespearean insults, indicating why there’s no dislikes

Video idea: Terry being a proud mama hen

Watching this makes me want to see Madeline Wuntch meeting Kevin.

As god said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates of heaven, “It ain’t happening honey”

I love how creative and insightful some of his insults are. "I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkin Land."

“why incase i run into her family? im not planning any trips to the bronx zoo🙄” FFS I DIED

"No, because her eyes are ugly"

The bagel scene kills me every time

"Zoombies can't die"

I would have loved a deleted scene of Holt practicing his All Caps speech and it’s just him yelling a slew of creative insults. I can just imagine it. It’d be the same tone as when he yelled “VINDICATIOOON!”

I love Holt roasting Wuntch with all my heart this is one of the best videos ever, honestly!!!

The sticks and stones bit took it out of me 😂

“madeline wuntch will not soon be forgotten. trick or treaters will dress like her for generations” had me on the floor 💀

"never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you" LMAO 😭😭

'No regrets'

Like when god said when wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven "iT AinT HaPPenInG HoNEy"

"But it's so close to Salem, You do know what they do to witches up there" LMAO

0:34 Out of all his insults, this is my personal favorite, along with the one about who is guarding Hades

sticks and stones raymond describing ur breakfast? my personal fav

I love bb9 so much-

That’s what I needed today thanks for making my day great again

the describing your breakfast, korean toilet ghost and old leather chair ones are honestly my top ones, they just make my belly ache every time xD

Terry : sir she's dead Holt : Ahh terry zombies can't die 💀😭 also another holt fav is : as wuntch says when she see's deodorant I'm not buying it Holt and Wuntch are the perfect examples of how you can insult people based on character not on anything physical 😭. Also rosa joining in and smirking when holt insults wuntch is a big green flag as to how funny holts insults are

"He might-"

Truly excellent dialog writing. Excellent casting Excellent directing. Excellent storytelling. Comedy is hella difficult.

I love how creative the insults are.

Y'know, I get the feeling that Holt insulting her even after she died is his way of paying respects as he knew she would want him to keep it going.

I’m just speechless (in an amazingly awesome and great way)

This made my day. I needed this soo bad 💜💜

this is the best video on the internet.

the way he says BO-RING always gets me PLEASEEEE

0 dislikes because NO ONE ROASTS LIKE CAPTAIN HOLT!

"I never thought id see you this high without a broom under you" Thats GOLD. i gotta remember that one

human blister, I mean how brilliant is that

BAGEL!

Your channel makes me so happy

Literally one of my favourite duos

the video i needed

This is my new fav video on KZread. Holts hatred for her is the best part of the show 🤣😭😭

"Only against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform and yet here you stand" and "Ok the worm pile stays" will not fail to have me chuckle every single time ive watched this. 🤣🤣🤣

“BAGEL”

Glad to see theres no dislikes, we are all people of culture here

I AM CRYING AT 2AM

I am loving this color on him

Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream. And then i died.

holt is my spirit animal deadass

"So much time with your ear over the pavement its a pity a truck hasnt run over your head" takes the cake,so simple yet so brutal

I'm gonna miss this.

That felt longer than just 5 min 😂

I mean he put knowledge and humor to every insult that's dope

4:08. I’m deceased

02:31 and 4:02 😂😂 Wuntch insults motivating Holt’s international travel

ICONIC

funniest man alive 🥲

Can’t wait for your next B99 compilation

I LOVE HOLT HATING ON WUNTCH SM

This is mega heat

‘Oh goody gum drops’ 😂😂 is genius!

This is the best video on the Internet

Bagel!

my favs “goody gumdrops” “i didn’t say bloody mary three times so yes” “tuck ur tail back into ur pants so i don’t trip over it” “it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run you over” “BAGEL” “like why wuntch when she sees deodorant, *im not buying it* ”

Look Gina, is that a talking raisin? But if you're here, who's guarding Hades? Boston, but that's so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there don't you? Holt insulting Wuntch with those are hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the only video I’ve ever seen with no dislikes. Wow I felt that

The best roasts are those without swear words 😂

I genuinely hope I have a Wuntch in my life