I want to brutally pet some puppies

@afunkinduck4856

7 жыл бұрын

\m/

@marinooliveira4204

7 жыл бұрын

\m/

@SOGNAMETAL

6 жыл бұрын

I died laughing my ass hahahahaa

@pekoe9059

6 жыл бұрын

Lirk Hulrich don't hurt them whilst this petting commences... lest they brutally roll over and steal your soul

@AlexanderL23

6 жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂 😂 😂

I can't believe it took me this long to come up with this *Carnival Corpse*

@CobaltLancer

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds better than mine 😂 Mine was; Vegan Corpse

@Vasileski88

3 жыл бұрын

Carnival corps :)

@ivannicoledominico7764

3 жыл бұрын

Carnival Course

@gadpivs

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Barnum

♫ Suffer, and then you die Torture, pulverized ♫ Just puts me in a good mood ^^

@darkKyrios13

8 жыл бұрын

its so damn happy! I love it

@raulperez2308

8 жыл бұрын

+Andy Rehfeldt That was way too Dora xD

@killakratzilla

8 жыл бұрын

+Nati Per Perdere me tooo haha isnt it perfect?

@tomdaxurupita

7 жыл бұрын

The best part.

@HEYitzED

4 жыл бұрын

That’s my life in a nutshell.

This version sounds a lot creepier. Imagine being held and tied up in a basement while a psycho guy sings this shit while dancing with a sledge in hands.

@andreyv.vieira521

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna sing this near children

@andreyv.vieira521

5 жыл бұрын

I singed this at a bus. The children singed along but the bus driver gave me a dirty stare.

@patback2322

5 жыл бұрын

"I feel like killing yoooooou"

@michaelczesnozki1671

5 жыл бұрын

@@andreyv.vieira521 r/thathappened

@Jordanectomy

5 жыл бұрын

Especially at 3:12

The part with "No one can stop...MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

@eugenepabst343

4 жыл бұрын

100% agree!

it sound like a serial killer dressed like an happy men.

@rafaellopez9340

10 жыл бұрын

Sakuragi Rokurouta nope, i think in ned flanders.

@arquivoNPG

6 жыл бұрын

Rafael López Okilly Dokilly?

@bv2001

5 жыл бұрын

Lol like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahm

CRUSHING. CRANIAL. CONTENTS. :-) *frolics through field of flowers*

@geddyknee1633

8 жыл бұрын

*Puts flowers in lecherous abscesses where you once had a head*

@Valhallmupp

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! This is comment field gold, I can't breathe x'D.

@DreamWarriorSleeps

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

This version is more disturbing than the original becuase you can understand the lyrics :|

@mattt4803

7 жыл бұрын

you can't understand cannibal?

@mathieumeneray2990

7 жыл бұрын

Matt T, what do you mean ?

@lukem4278

7 жыл бұрын

only wimps cant understand cannibal corpse. white bread

@prod.pajo24

7 жыл бұрын

He wanted to say that Cannibal Corpse is not a brutal band because you can actually understand the lyrics. The more you can't understand the lyrics, the band is more brutal then. It's the only rule for Death Metal.

@DeicideAmon

6 жыл бұрын

Mahou Shoujo MARCELINE IS DEATH METAL BEAUTY

My 5 month old daughter loves this track

@LuchoCastle_11

8 жыл бұрын

The original version!... . . . I am joking.

@theveganalien7091

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@PAULOhypo

5 жыл бұрын

@@LuchoCastle_11 AHAHAH !

@Cr00xY

3 жыл бұрын

@@LuchoCastle_11 porquenolosdos.gif

@Kuato

2 жыл бұрын

We’ll see your kid on the news in 20 years

Cannibal Mickey

@plazmatixxprmental614

8 жыл бұрын

+Daxter5150 Mouse Corpse

@Daxter5150

8 жыл бұрын

+plazmatix XPRmental Hammer Smashed Donald

@kcregalado

8 жыл бұрын

Mickey corpse

@plazmatixxprmental614

8 жыл бұрын

***** lol!

@PAULOhypo

5 жыл бұрын

Daxter5150 AHAHAH !

You're saving the humanity with your works. I'm so happy

@SUPERPROJCC

7 жыл бұрын

Gaille Falloppio kkkkkk kkkkkk 😂

@PAULOhypo

5 жыл бұрын

Gaille Falloppio Saving the humanity ? I think you wanted to say creeping humanity by cleaning Death Metal vocals just to show all lyrics said through the growls. AHAHAH !

@user-iv8mg9rd6o

5 жыл бұрын

Me too from japan

Finally the Original Version of this Song ;-)

@PAULOhypo

5 жыл бұрын

Max Mustermann AHAHAH !

Neil Young does cannibal corpse

Woah, I didn't know Chris Barnes was actually saying real words.

@BobBobbysepicrandomshit

7 жыл бұрын

thats george fisher

@prasantkarki4898

7 жыл бұрын

But chrish barnes sang it.

@raulperez2308

6 жыл бұрын

Grant E CHOPPED IN HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

@michaeltozzi3112

5 жыл бұрын

@@BobBobbysepicrandomshit You can actually understand Corpsegrinder, not as much as Chuck Schuldiner but you can still can of understand George.

@kaspernielsen5290

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltozzi3112 theres No better Death metal singer than chuck🤘

this sounds so weird. like it sounds so happy and so kid friendly, but it's actually talking about killing someone by smashing their brains in😂😂😂

@j_freed

7 жыл бұрын

Joyous act. Messy to clean up!

This is hands down the funniest thing I have ever experienced. Somehow the fact that Andy's musicianship is of such a high caliber makes it that much funnier.

I think actually hearing the lyrics is funnier than the music revision.

This somehow, has a positive message

Death Metal for kids

Crushiiinnnng :D Craniaaalllll :D Conteeeenntss :D

Suffeeeerrrr :D and then you diie c:

@jonajager9843

6 жыл бұрын

Torturr, Torturr...

Perfect song for a family picnic.

I love metal and have a sense of humor. Brutal!!!!!!!!

@adeldennaoui700

6 жыл бұрын

EMC113 fuck u

@george9885

3 жыл бұрын

@@adeldennaoui700 that wasn't very nice

"Keep fucking supporting meadow" \m/

According to some scientific theories. This is the original version, somewhen.

@andreyv.vieira521

5 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@ds8249

4 жыл бұрын

Andrey V. Vieira doesn’t matter, I thumbed it up lol

Brutal.

Fascinating. The first guitarpart (0:40) sounds like something out of Bach.

This bought a smile and I later uncontrollably cracked up😂😂😂 crashing cranial contents... torture, torture pulverize in clean vocals.. so hilarious😂😂😂

I am quite a big Cannibal Corpse fan, but this is so darn catchy! Great job!

@MrPijus123

7 жыл бұрын

ikr, I keep singing along with these soft vocals and it feels just weird

"suffer and then you die..torture torture pulverized" is totally hillarious LOL!! XD XD XD

" no one can stop ..........MEEEEEEEEEEE"

Strangely melancholic and kind of... touching.

Mr Bungle? Is that you?

Been a fan since Tomb of the Mutilated. This is the best cover of this song I’ve heard. Sardonic yet cheerful.

andy rehfeldt really bring out the true emotions we feel while listening to this song, he just makes these thoughts seem NORMAL.

5 years later and it's still hilarious

@kittykittybangbang9367

2 жыл бұрын

hello 6 year old comment

That was so much more brutal than the original!

I was hoping you can make a Napalm Death radio Disney version of You Suffer

@RegularCody

8 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAAAAAYYY....done

@theveganalien7091

7 жыл бұрын

yrsssss

@cooldude123817

7 жыл бұрын

usfrby?

@pachondeck

7 жыл бұрын

Trojann Perez meeeeeeeee~

@lunahetfield

3 жыл бұрын

WOOOHOOOOOOO!!! Finished! Theres the disney version i hope they will like it :D

i'm a death metal fan and im dying of laughter llok

its great being able to finally hear the lyrics

I still can't believe this is 10 years old!!!

This is how it sounds when the music is translated in a metalheads brain.

I love the way "fuck" is bleeped, but the lyrics of the songs themselves cause no trouble whatsoever :D Hail CC, and hail Andy Rehfeldt, the smoothest motherf*BLEEP*ker alive.

Good... Now my kid can listen to death metal

@fordgt402

5 жыл бұрын

Death Disney

I like the way he says 'crushing cranial contents!' Hahahahahahaha!

No on can stop MEEEEEE!! Lol

@lilclaptrap4289

5 жыл бұрын

google must_die hahaa this part came up just as i read your comment! Hillarious!

Now THIS is what KZread was made for!

This is the funniest thing I've heard in decades.

Andy, I think I have watched every single one of your videos at least 10 times each! I have been subscribed to you for forever. And I must say, you are the most talented, humorous, and amazing individual on youtube!

Shit this is brutal

This is The sound of "What if Bob Ross had become a serial killer"

Andy, I fucking love you and I still watch this often with glee.

"suffer...... and then you die" That is some seriously funny shit XD Nice work!!

The contrast between the dark, gory lyrics and the happy vibe of the music is honestly very funny

Fuck'n BRUTAL! XD

This is somehow still heavy. Amazing.

mellowness becomes my appetite kindness is now a way of life

This is the band featured in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective film. Would have been even funnier if it was this version they used.

I just loved this version ! Unplugged and clean vocals ! Let's give this version to our moms, aunties, sisters, cousins and grannies ! AHAHAH !

OMGGGG Alex's bass solo XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

this song plays when i need to poop and my brothers already in the restroom

Parenting 101: How to introduce your children to Cannibal Corpse.

'No one can stop... MEEEE' xD seriously man this is off the charts, Fantastic cover!

OMG ROFL, the crowd is wild because of the happy music. That's sooo rare.

This is the best thing on the internet! Closely followed by your rendition of Demigod. I tip my hat to you sir.. man, haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I hope the CC guys have seen this!

Who wants tacos? 3:45

@PabloMedina1

7 жыл бұрын

ohhh man xD that was fucking funny

@UnholyTruth333

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha i died laughing

@rajdeepganguli2274

6 жыл бұрын

HOLY FUUUCK 😂😂

@JohnnyV_Val

5 жыл бұрын

Don't get it? Stop meeee?

@arpitchhetri9541

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck

i lost it at 2:21 lawl "As i crack your skull in half"

My father said I cant listen agressive rythms and screams, thank you for doing this love u

The legendary video from my youth. Forever kudos to you sir.

This is the wholesome, family sing-along music i have been craving.❤

Wow these are all so amazing man great job!

This version is the kind of thing you'd find at the end of a Nightmare on Elm Street movie

Love all these videos, man.

This is brilliant man!!! Keep em' coming!!!

I swear, that's the funniest thing i've seen in awhile out of all youtube videos. Vocals, instruments, EVERYTHING.

'steaming blood splashing over meeeeeee' Thank you for sharing these lovely lyrics!

These are amazing!

The disney radio versions made me subscribe to you, this is so awesome!! I cant wait till new versions :D

Dude your sense of timing is second to none. Noone's done anything this funny since the days of Terry Gilliam and Monty Python's Flying Circus

I bang for the original version and this one too! 🤘🏻😈🔥

You're insane, dude!! lol It's amazing what you do.

Still listen to this all the time

talk about an adaptation of killing someone with kindness XD keep up the good work dude !!!

Omg I literally just died that was hilarious 🤣🤣

this is just awesome !! omg

Watched this twice in a row for how perfect it is. Bass solo is on point!!

I love the footage you picked with Jack Owens in the group!!

I fucking love all your work Andy!

thanks so much man. i love this. so much.

Omg the breakdown was epic!!! Good freaking job! I subed :)

3:35 best part!!! At one with my sixth sense, I feel free To kill as I please, no one can stop MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

These death metal covers are te best, keep it up Andy!

This is just pure gold.

i'm dead! this is so great! love the joyfull lyrics

Splendid. This pleases me!

2021 and still loving this

This is awesome!!! X)

Crushing... Cranial... Conteeeeeeeents Stunning - well done sir. Very good!

dude, this shit is epic as all hell. passing it around in hopes you get more subs, this channel needs more love.

You are out of your mind. This is AWESOME. Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.