Candy Apple Sausage

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It's actually candy and caramel apples, but I prefer to keep things simple, so it's Halloween Theme Episode # 5 Candy Apple Sausage
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  • @MirrBell
    @MirrBell3 жыл бұрын

    Sausage man: * breathes* Sausage fans: Good. But what about rat poison sausage?

  • @OrdinarySausage

    @OrdinarySausage

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that’s exactly right

  • @Buntod

    @Buntod

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OrdinarySausage when will we get the gasoline sausage?

  • @sayantandas442

    @sayantandas442

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or the dog food sausage

  • @jacksonmock420

    @jacksonmock420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OrdinarySausage RICEN SAUSAGE OR ELSE

  • @arnolddsouza2049

    @arnolddsouza2049

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OrdinarySausage C'mon Mr. Sausage, not even with a little Baby Ray's?

  • @KazumaTheKloud
    @KazumaTheKloud3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not gonna eat a poison sausage!" Sounds to me like there's now room for negotiating that sausage casing sausage.

  • @justindiebels8

    @justindiebels8

    3 жыл бұрын

    Business 101

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not until he's in the cold hard ground!

  • @RoachOverlord

    @RoachOverlord

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Silverwind87 He'll get there real fast if he eats that poison sausage.

  • @iina6861

    @iina6861

    3 жыл бұрын

    He already made it lol

  • @ponysuplex160

    @ponysuplex160

    3 жыл бұрын

    Apple seeds have poison though

  • @maxmustermann1203
    @maxmustermann12033 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine that he's a stay at home dad and is only able to do this while his wife is at work.

  • @valleyboy3150

    @valleyboy3150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well thats what happens exept when his wife gets home she comes at the exact moment he does will it blow

  • @wowalamoiz9489

    @wowalamoiz9489

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well no, he's a sausage maker. Literally. Also, best dad ever. In addition... actually no, child sausage is taking it too far.

  • @challing1389

    @challing1389

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Obama IV 😳

  • @adog3129

    @adog3129

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wowalamoiz9489 he does it professionally? That's awesome!

  • @NameName2.0

    @NameName2.0

    3 жыл бұрын

    After the "STOP PUTTING SPAGHETTI IN THE ICE MAKER" part... i don't know anymorr

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey18053 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary Sausage is best when he’s either yelling at our stupid suggestions or complaining about something mundane and stupid

  • @GrandDawggy

    @GrandDawggy

    3 жыл бұрын

    *S* *A* *U* *S* *A* *G* *E* *M* *A* *N* Funne.

  • @schlim6763

    @schlim6763

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's like a angry uncle

  • @treeroo5006

    @treeroo5006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Disagree hes best when its time to sausage

  • @xems8910

    @xems8910

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's understandable considering how he paid A THOUSAND DOLLARS on the lobster sausage

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    well no offense ,children ,but many of you suggest reaaaally stupid sausage fillings

  • @NathanBatson
    @NathanBatson3 жыл бұрын

    Bone marrow sausage! That’s a little spooky.

  • @ok.17092

    @ok.17092

    3 жыл бұрын

    Baby sausage

  • @sharpshooter9407

    @sharpshooter9407

    3 жыл бұрын

    This might actually be good

  • @ThePeaterBeater

    @ThePeaterBeater

    3 жыл бұрын

    you’d need so many bones to get one sausage’s worth of marrow

  • @DanielNavarro-uo4sg

    @DanielNavarro-uo4sg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes. Bone marrow sausage

  • @NathanBatson

    @NathanBatson

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThePeaterBeater tons of bones, even more spooky.

  • @brianborrego8563
    @brianborrego85633 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary Sausage fans be like: “Cyanide sausage???”

  • @NuclearTopSpot

    @NuclearTopSpot

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've heard Strychnine Sausage is quite tasty.

  • @mtallmen184

    @mtallmen184

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, apple seeds have tiny amounts of cyanide in them so technically this was a cyanide sausage

  • @2babecat

    @2babecat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mtallmen184 I was gonna say that

  • @eoghanjones9042

    @eoghanjones9042

    3 жыл бұрын

    My brother tried this, he loved it so much he passed out

  • @TheChickenRiceBowl

    @TheChickenRiceBowl

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Knife sausage? Arsenic sausage? Lead paint sausage?"

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster5 ай бұрын

    And then Mr. Sausage got so desperate, he actually did make a poison sausage years later. Same rating as he predicted too!

  • @Shadowwolf-1337

    @Shadowwolf-1337

    5 ай бұрын

    lol i came here to see this

  • @bigredradish

    @bigredradish

    5 ай бұрын

    i don't even think anybody ASKED for the poison sausage. i think it was all self-inflicted

  • @MrCrossa
    @MrCrossa5 ай бұрын

    Ordinary Sausage 2020: No Fog Machine Sausage, literal poison! Ordinary Sausage 2024: m e n t h o l s a u s a g e

  • @PoopLoop202

    @PoopLoop202

    3 ай бұрын

    To be fair, he didn't know until afterward that it was toxic

  • @FreakyJoeBiden
    @FreakyJoeBiden3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry we mislead you Mr Sausage but we meant the MACHINE, not the fog. Shove the entire machine in the grinder!

  • @robm2907

    @robm2907

    3 жыл бұрын

    Machine vs Machine! To the death!

  • @oliveoil2549

    @oliveoil2549

    3 жыл бұрын

    Atleast until he makes a $50 sausage and all we want is a fog sausage.

  • @RaptorKingRaptorKing

    @RaptorKingRaptorKing

    3 жыл бұрын

    then after that we could have a sausage grinder sausage

  • @lewistranmer2399

    @lewistranmer2399

    3 жыл бұрын

    SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

  • @marcogonzales7070

    @marcogonzales7070

    3 жыл бұрын

    *BOTH*

  • @rawesome1973
    @rawesome19733 жыл бұрын

    He payed 40 dollars for those baby back ribs for a sausage and everyone just wants fog sausage. It just like the 800,000,000 he spent on lobster

  • @theyeetmaster2007

    @theyeetmaster2007

    3 жыл бұрын

    67 dollars on lobster

  • @magencrisis1682

    @magencrisis1682

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man I really hope the AdSense helped him get back the 800,000,100 dollars he spent on lobster tail

  • @shane9245

    @shane9245

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theyeetmaster2007 *67.99

  • @doomyboi

    @doomyboi

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair it was a really bad idea to take out a high-interest payday loan just to make a sausage video

  • @Newt2799

    @Newt2799

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man 52 dollars on baby back ribs and we do this to him again

  • @Shigloo
    @Shigloo3 жыл бұрын

    Pot brownie sausage for 420k

  • @Ferg1x

    @Ferg1x

    3 жыл бұрын

    says the dude who's avatar looks high.

  • @bobpoop6076

    @bobpoop6076

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now I don’t smoke but that sounds cool. Probably gonna fucking die but still.

  • @Overreaper1609

    @Overreaper1609

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @bogbog

    @bogbog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why not just full on joint sausage 🌝

  • @afrochickenboy

    @afrochickenboy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bobpoop6076 yeah lmao, because everyday we hear about dozens of people who died from pot brownies

  • @aquatictrotsky1067
    @aquatictrotsky10675 ай бұрын

    Re-visiting this episode to commemorate Mr. Sausage's first foray into an actual poison sausage (Menthol).

  • @sheldnaye8771
    @sheldnaye87713 жыл бұрын

    He is so ironically and unironically mad at us for wanting him to *eat* poison we will never hear the end of it

  • @icywhirlwind88

    @icywhirlwind88

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well if they weren't seedless apples we made him eat cyanide (a very miniscule amount)

  • @rayvg7709

    @rayvg7709

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@icywhirlwind88 not directly, your body does metabolise a compound in the seeds into cyanide. Thought I'd share.

  • @icywhirlwind88

    @icywhirlwind88

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rayvg7709 I know they contain cyanogenic glycosides that turn into cyanide

  • @icywhirlwind88

    @icywhirlwind88

    3 жыл бұрын

    But still were making him eat poison

  • @Dawntouchm3

    @Dawntouchm3

    3 жыл бұрын

    "us" lol

  • @MYG
    @MYG3 жыл бұрын

    Guys, stop trying to kill him.

  • @Porrimgaming413

    @Porrimgaming413

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't live without the sausage man

  • @maritzasanchez6520

    @maritzasanchez6520

    3 жыл бұрын

    n e v e r

  • @deast1827

    @deast1827

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blood for the blood god

  • @liad88

    @liad88

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dirt sausage might kill him, but it may also turn him into the sausage Avatar

  • @randomlegionary3591

    @randomlegionary3591

    3 жыл бұрын

    O R D I N A R Y S A U S A G E sausage

  • @OverlordIntecris
    @OverlordIntecris3 жыл бұрын

    I just honestly wanna see him put some stuff in a sausage that he thinks would be good, I don't want the sausage man to be depressed by making garbage sausages too often

  • @wilhelmkreis6578

    @wilhelmkreis6578

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo is that a necron pfp I see?

  • @veil.of_maya

    @veil.of_maya

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wilhelmkreis6578 Everything will fall under our grasp. We have hearts of stone and the will of stars. You are nothing but a footnote in the history of the glorious Necrontyr empire.

  • @egg5865

    @egg5865

    3 жыл бұрын

    l

  • @lonk2902

    @lonk2902

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@egg5865 you

  • @morriganlefay5438

    @morriganlefay5438

    3 жыл бұрын

    Necrodermis sausage time

  • @AnTran147
    @AnTran1475 ай бұрын

    This video foreshadowed the menthol video.

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan3 жыл бұрын

    I find it interesting how 20 percent of people ask him to craft different and fun sausages, while the other 80 percent are poking him with a stick saying, "hand sanitizer sausage. Do it."

  • @Porrimgaming413

    @Porrimgaming413

    3 жыл бұрын

    It sucks to see someone as wholesome as him cultivate such a shitty fanbase

  • @buckygree3619

    @buckygree3619

    3 жыл бұрын

    don't give them ideas

  • @thehamburgler3570

    @thehamburgler3570

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Porrimgaming413 everyone is joking lol. And he knows that. That’s why he jokes about it in the video

  • @jaxonhines3387

    @jaxonhines3387

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crøwn Official imagine being so negative you cant catch on to the fact nobody comments a deadly ingredient thinking hes going to really eat it. J O K E S B U D

  • @youknowwhat1352

    @youknowwhat1352

    Жыл бұрын

    HaNd SaNiTiZeR sAuSaGe LOL So RaNdOm XD XD

  • @IBUILTTHAT
    @IBUILTTHAT3 жыл бұрын

    "When a problem comes along...you must sausage" Missed opportunity.

  • @ral8964

    @ral8964

    3 жыл бұрын

    yea

  • @ranorky4735

    @ranorky4735

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ral8964 yaE

  • @dieidiot3413

    @dieidiot3413

    3 жыл бұрын

    OS should make a steam sausage instead of fog machine sausage

  • @bhutwheyttherismor86

    @bhutwheyttherismor86

    3 жыл бұрын

    We all said it and were disappointed

  • @kc7640

    @kc7640

    3 жыл бұрын

    So close to 690 likes

  • @Scott...
    @Scott...3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m not making a fog machine sausage, that’s poison” **Proceeds to create cyanide**

  • @UncleRussian.

    @UncleRussian.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I was thinking that too... Thankfully I don't think he got enough seeds in there to kill him

  • @mr.breadobamagames5221

    @mr.breadobamagames5221

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@UncleRussian. yeah no lol i think its some crazy number like 11 or 12 apple cores for a average weight male which not to be mean but mr sausage is p chubby so it could be upwards of like 13-14

  • @jacksnexus2616

    @jacksnexus2616

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait, apple seeds create cyanide?!?

  • @UncleRussian.

    @UncleRussian.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksnexus2616 they don't create it, it's inside of them. Small amount mind you, but enough seeds can kill you. *Don't try this at home.*

  • @SecretLars

    @SecretLars

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.breadobamagames5221 that’s LD 50, meaning it kills 50% of people who eat it.

  • @mcanty
    @mcanty5 ай бұрын

    Makes me realize how much more sane’ish sausage man was in 2020 in comparison to now. And that’s including the post lobster sausage

  • @mistermangoman69
    @mistermangoman693 жыл бұрын

    I think he’s slowly starting to regret making a KZread Chanel

  • @zenoblues7787

    @zenoblues7787

    3 жыл бұрын

    Starting? you haven't been watching this channel long enough if you believe that.

  • @mistermangoman69

    @mistermangoman69

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zenoblues7787 I think the moment it all started was the water sausage, he hasn’t been the same since the water sausage

  • @rajivr16

    @rajivr16

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mistermangoman69 Nah I think it was the lobster sausage and the fact he had to spend so much money lol

  • @mistermangoman69

    @mistermangoman69

    3 жыл бұрын

    good

  • @he1274

    @he1274

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn i haven't seen the ayuwoki in a while

  • @setk1189
    @setk11893 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: Sausage man hits his limit, makes apple sauce.

  • @GrayVBoat

    @GrayVBoat

    3 жыл бұрын

    apple sauce-age

  • @TOWEOatmeal

    @TOWEOatmeal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GrayVBoat laughs in comic sans

  • @jesalt8230

    @jesalt8230

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TOWEOatmeal laughs in comic papyrus

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy63626 ай бұрын

    Mr sausage angrily going *"bUp BUp bUP"* will always be one of my fave moments of this channel

  • @cianlacy6515
    @cianlacy65153 жыл бұрын

    The slurp then immediately choking was comedy gold

  • @PlatinumCheesecake
    @PlatinumCheesecake3 жыл бұрын

    Real talk, Mr. Sausage is funniest when he's yelling at his fans. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time :)

  • @jacobharris5266

    @jacobharris5266

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same I gave myself a headache from laughing

  • @lewistranmer2399

    @lewistranmer2399

    3 жыл бұрын

    SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

  • @lewistranmer2399

    @lewistranmer2399

    3 жыл бұрын

    SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

  • @zippythedinosaurx3178

    @zippythedinosaurx3178

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just like in the water sausage video

  • @sticklyboi

    @sticklyboi

    3 жыл бұрын

    his fans deserve it ngl

  • @lordshrimpramen5589
    @lordshrimpramen55893 жыл бұрын

    “20$ for baby back ribs.” It’s the “60$ for lobster tail” all over again

  • @hunterpatterson6986

    @hunterpatterson6986

    3 жыл бұрын

    Next video it’ll be like “I paid $30 for those baby back ribs!”

  • @madmoff

    @madmoff

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe my guy mortgaged his house to pay for those baby back ribs.

  • @adriantrang4610

    @adriantrang4610

    3 жыл бұрын

    aw man your comment sounds similar to mine but got more likes

  • @jesalt8230

    @jesalt8230

    3 жыл бұрын

    A Maruchan :0

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr95623 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: **wants Mr sausage to eat poison** Me: now about that pot roast sausage

  • @mr.breadobamagames5221

    @mr.breadobamagames5221

    3 жыл бұрын

    that fr sounds delicious ngl

  • @WWITim
    @WWITim3 жыл бұрын

    French Sausage: Escargot with frog legs

  • @killmeister2271

    @killmeister2271

    3 жыл бұрын

    that actually sounds good

  • @knifernick1012
    @knifernick10123 жыл бұрын

    One day he’s gonna bite the sausage in the middle and everyone is gonna lose their minds

  • @OrdinarySausage

    @OrdinarySausage

    3 жыл бұрын

    Knifernick thanks for the idea!

  • @knifernick1012

    @knifernick1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never stop sausaging lord of sausages

  • @PlanetComputer

    @PlanetComputer

    3 жыл бұрын

    a

  • @notyourcheesecat

    @notyourcheesecat

    3 жыл бұрын

    What have you done

  • @Potato-yd3hv

    @Potato-yd3hv

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OrdinarySausage If you do this heretical act, you are obligated to give us sausage casing sausage

  • @elnielso8795
    @elnielso87953 жыл бұрын

    Mr sausage: hey how about I create a show where I make incredibly unique sausages to see what kind of meats would taste good as a sausage.And to make it even better, I’ll ask my viewers for ideas to make it mo- Viewers:POOP SAUSAGE

  • @josueosuna2205

    @josueosuna2205

    3 жыл бұрын

    lard sausage

  • @DarwinskiYT

    @DarwinskiYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    *O R P H A N S A U S A G E*

  • @shinyprisma6085

    @shinyprisma6085

    3 жыл бұрын

    l e a d s a u s a g e

  • @jesalt8230

    @jesalt8230

    3 жыл бұрын

    u r a n i u m s a u s a g e

  • @jphxmmer6519

    @jphxmmer6519

    3 жыл бұрын

    p l a s t i c s k e l e t o n s a u s a g e

  • @cursedpyrogaming5176
    @cursedpyrogaming51763 жыл бұрын

    "honey we should return it" "why *eats sausage thats made out of candy apple*"

  • @mars1628
    @mars16283 жыл бұрын

    "This is like one of Charlie's stupid smoothies" LMAOOOBSGSGGQGSGDG

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    whats that,the dna genome sequence??

  • @TheGhostFart
    @TheGhostFart3 жыл бұрын

    "sweet baby ray's could make a tire taste good" TIRE SAUSAGE WHEN?

  • @MrStone125

    @MrStone125

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes lets feed him rubber and sharp metals

  • @ryanbowman8541
    @ryanbowman85413 жыл бұрын

    "It's just like one of charlie's stupid healthy bowls" lol

  • @ROBOTPETER101
    @ROBOTPETER1013 жыл бұрын

    Witches Brew sausage when? "Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,- For a sausage of powerful taste, In a hell-broth broil and baste."

  • @Shadowmech88
    @Shadowmech883 жыл бұрын

    "the fog machine sausage is literal poison" I mean, I don't know about the liquid you've got with you there, but generally the glycerol/water or glycol/water mixture used for fog machines is non toxic. Sure, a whole sausage's worth of the liquid would still be a bit much, but I'm sure a sausage filled with fog made from fog liquid would be perfectly harmless. Heck, you could even buy some food-grade vegetable glycerin and distilled water and make your own fog liquid with it, and then use that. I'm not really sure how you'd get the fog in there, though. Put the casing over the mouth of the machine? Would it even still be fog by the time the sausage was cooked/eaten, or just moisture coating the inside of what essentially becomes an air sausage?

  • @stephanAsmith-sx9pd

    @stephanAsmith-sx9pd

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have this amount of time

  • @mr.person9403

    @mr.person9403

    3 жыл бұрын

    If he dies it’s your fault

  • @HRRRRRDRRRRR

    @HRRRRRDRRRRR

    3 жыл бұрын

    "May be harmful if swallowed. May cause drowsiness, gastrointestinal pain, cramps, nausea, headaches, dizziness, vomiting and diarrhoea, unconsciousness, and if excessively large amounts are ingested, may experience dehydration, nausea, vomiting, kidneys, coma and death may result." Don't drink glycerol ya' crazy bastard.

  • @Shadowmech88

    @Shadowmech88

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HRRRRRDRRRRR Both glycerine and propylene glycol are classified Generally Recognized As Safe by the FDA, and are common food additives. www.amazon.com/Vegetable-Glycerine-Kosher-99-7-Pure/dp/B000WR8TBI www.amazon.com/Propylene-Glycol-Food-Grade-Quart/dp/B005PZBRUC There's no risk as long as you're not chugging bottles of it.

  • @HRRRRRDRRRRR

    @HRRRRRDRRRRR

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@Shadowmech88 "There's no risk as long as you're not chugging bottles of it." Have anything to back up that statement? Mine came straight from an SDS, food additive != safe to straight up consume large quantities in a sausage.

  • @bri8057
    @bri80573 жыл бұрын

    mr. sausage always sounds like an exasperated dad talking to us no no no NO FOG MACHINE SAUSAGE THATS POISON HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

  • @toko_is_tired3087

    @toko_is_tired3087

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg so true

  • @Deliphin11
    @Deliphin113 жыл бұрын

    "you could put that on a tire eat it" TIRE SAUSAGE

  • @Diamond-eq2hj

    @Diamond-eq2hj

    3 жыл бұрын

    *I did that once, and now I'm dead*

  • @crabking9223

    @crabking9223

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Diamond-eq2hj don't worry, you will spawn at the nearest hospital but they take 5000 dollars

  • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281

    @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Diamond-eq2hj damn...

  • @livebaitadventures420
    @livebaitadventures4202 жыл бұрын

    *complained about us telling him to drink poison* *eats crushed apple seeds, which contain Cyanide*

  • @tylerbaker9896
    @tylerbaker98963 жыл бұрын

    Now, this is quality content. Not even kidding I enjoyed every second of it....Thank you :D!

  • @MsBleech6000
    @MsBleech60003 жыл бұрын

    "Bop bop bop, -1/5 because it killed me"

  • @aaronhrahsel6147
    @aaronhrahsel61473 жыл бұрын

    If you don't like guests coming to your house, just give them sausage water ice cubes

  • @thatoneguy7024

    @thatoneguy7024

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you don't like your kids, feed them to the sausage.

  • @aaronhrahsel6147

    @aaronhrahsel6147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thatoneguy7024 that'll work too I guess

  • @aaronhrahsel6147

    @aaronhrahsel6147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thatoneguy7024 but now the sausages are crying

  • @bigpoopoo3336

    @bigpoopoo3336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well ordinary sausage has to give them spaghettios

  • @aaronhrahsel6147

    @aaronhrahsel6147

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES, YES, LET THE LIKES ROLL IN

  • @lonelywhale3337
    @lonelywhale33373 жыл бұрын

    If there is a KZread Rewind this year, and of course if it's good It should start with Mr. Sausage saying "In 3...2..1.. Let's sausaaaaaage!!"

  • @JohnyScissors
    @JohnyScissors3 жыл бұрын

    Went from watching Kenji's latest sausage video to this. What whiplash

  • @irohied1266
    @irohied12663 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary sausage: walks into kitchen with food in his hands Grinder: " I don't think this is gonna end well."

  • @ral8964

    @ral8964

    3 жыл бұрын

    the poor grinder 😥😥😥😥🤤🤤😥🤤😥😯😥🤐😜😜🤐😜😯😯😥😥😥😥😮😎😋😋😉😎😃😉😣🤐🤐🤐🤐😥😪😥😯😥🤐😯😯😯😥😯😯😐😮😜😥😜😜 I'll stop

  • @AmitYoel

    @AmitYoel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ral8964 so much emojis... Cringe...

  • @ral8964

    @ral8964

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AmitYoel I know

  • @DaFro3713

    @DaFro3713

    3 жыл бұрын

    Grinder: KILLLLLL MEEEEE

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci15843 жыл бұрын

    "Fog Machine Sausage" made me laugh my ass off because people requested it seriously.

  • @OMGMyHairsOnFire
    @OMGMyHairsOnFire3 жыл бұрын

    I love this channel so much

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior55423 жыл бұрын

    That outro. I've never heard him swear and frankly that was... An experience.

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    outro aint a word

  • @chalkwarrior5542

    @chalkwarrior5542

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BruceAlarie actually, according to merriam webster, it is! "a short, distinct closing section at the end of something (such as a piece of music, a performance, or a news report)"

  • @Godwars179
    @Godwars1793 жыл бұрын

    "You could put that stuff in a tire and eat it" Sweet baby Ray's tire sausage

  • @thiccraymond9259

    @thiccraymond9259

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hay cuite

  • @frankyboy8513

    @frankyboy8513

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thiccraymond9259 wtf man?

  • @laperers.
    @laperers.3 жыл бұрын

    If it’s anything like candy corn, this won’t end well

  • @mypieceoftheinternet
    @mypieceoftheinternet3 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate the sacrifices you make in order to keep Will It Blow for your viewers 💜

  • @MrAszabo
    @MrAszabo Жыл бұрын

    My fans told me to drink poison! As Mr Sausage proceeds to make a sausage with ground apple seeds in it.

  • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
    @A_Toastonawhiteplate3 жыл бұрын

    "You can put that sauce on a tire an eat it..." Why does he give his fans these crazy ideas all the time...

  • @user-vq4pf7if3i

    @user-vq4pf7if3i

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now that would be a true test for the mincer

  • @Vutermelon20

    @Vutermelon20

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well they did tell him to consume poison...

  • @Popilishis
    @Popilishis3 жыл бұрын

    he called us his friends I’m going to cry

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    im visibly moved

  • @talentlesscultmember7575
    @talentlesscultmember75753 жыл бұрын

    "I cant do the fog machine sausage its poison" **proceeds to grind up and eat cyanide**

  • @himalayas5908
    @himalayas59083 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy. He always makes creative funny interesting and ingenious with his content. I wish him the best for his channel but i still guarantee he will be successful in the future

  • @Hades-jc7ih
    @Hades-jc7ih3 жыл бұрын

    "20 DOLLARS FOR RIBS!!" *PTSD from lobster sausage*

  • @Hades-jc7ih

    @Hades-jc7ih

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@executor32 eh

  • @rustyshackelford3590

    @rustyshackelford3590

    3 жыл бұрын

    $45 for ribs

  • @fatkrab7556
    @fatkrab75563 жыл бұрын

    to be wholesome: This is the most funny kind of content i ever saw in modern youtube, you are a great content creator and thank you, thank you for all the sausages you've done

  • @nickrowan

    @nickrowan

    3 жыл бұрын

    It really is, his comedic timing is really spot on too.

  • @codenamefirestarter7478

    @codenamefirestarter7478

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean there is definitely a reason we keep coming back to mr ordinary sausage

  • @ogboob4664

    @ogboob4664

    3 жыл бұрын

    Face reveal sausage?

  • @PlanetComputer

    @PlanetComputer

    3 жыл бұрын

    a

  • @fatkrab7556

    @fatkrab7556

    3 жыл бұрын

    im saying this bc this guy wakes up everyday to make us sausage. And not just any kind of sausage. The creativity sausages we propose him. And, on the process, he makes a lotta funny jokes too. But sometimes, people say things like:Oil sausage, Water Sausage, Air Sausage. And this man, who brung us the art of sausage perfection, never gets really apreciated. So im saying this in name of all of us too. To show how much we care for mr.Ordinary sausage. P.S:Mr.Ordinary Sausage, please continue the good job, and remember you have a very good fanbase here.

  • @guyfieri6460
    @guyfieri646021 күн бұрын

    Absolutely loved these Halloween episodes. Wish he kept the same energy for the recent ones. Same level of decor and whatnot

  • @JimineyBob
    @JimineyBob3 жыл бұрын

    Consistently a great time every time thanks for the laughs

  • @graysalem
    @graysalem3 жыл бұрын

    Why do I like watching a grown man stuff a sausage skin with random ingredients. Is this my life now?

  • @mozziesticks

    @mozziesticks

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @graysalem

    @graysalem

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mozziesticks thank you for confirming that this is, in fact, my life now

  • @micahowenaby7252

    @micahowenaby7252

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was watching a grown man stuff things into sausage skins way before I stumbled upon ordinary sausage. Now it's just less questionable.

  • @graysalem

    @graysalem

    3 жыл бұрын

    *excuse me what*

  • @mozziesticks

    @mozziesticks

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@micahowenaby7252 cursed comment

  • @swimteamizzle1114
    @swimteamizzle11143 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary Sausage: works hard creating free, entertaining content every week His audience: eat poison in sausage form for our amusement

  • @Meatwad00
    @Meatwad003 жыл бұрын

    I still can't get over how good those ribs looked. I need to head down to the grocery store and spend $40 like Mr. Sausage did on a rack of them.

  • @Official_Mammoth421
    @Official_Mammoth4213 жыл бұрын

    Thank you mister sausage for going out of you’re way to do stuff like this for us

  • @TobeyFairre7861
    @TobeyFairre78613 жыл бұрын

    *A hundred bucks for ribs and they want a poison sausage?!* - Ordinary Sausage, probably

  • @Shaymin0
    @Shaymin03 жыл бұрын

    You know this started out as a insanely stupid joke but turned into honestly one of my favorite shows on KZread. I cant support you financially sadly since I'm a broke college student but dude your videos are probably the most pure and great on the site. Do an earth sausage to finish the avatar joke.

  • @timothyeverson1795

    @timothyeverson1795

    3 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @XxBakerxX72

    @XxBakerxX72

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love the Sausage King Perfect length for videos, hopefully KZreads 10 min stupidity doesn't hurt him too bad, I'll have to get some Big Sausage paraphernalia and help out

  • @carddu

    @carddu

    3 жыл бұрын

    crushed oreos for “earth” to make it edible maybe? idk

  • @jjgunnee1428

    @jjgunnee1428

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carddu no. Earth sausage.

  • @Shaymin0

    @Shaymin0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carddu yeah but oreo sausage already sounds like a great episode

  • @ZengiXoung
    @ZengiXoung3 жыл бұрын

    Yea know guy i did the normal hand movment dance thing you do when you say "3-2-1 Let's sausage" and you did the spirit fingers and i was really embaressed that we didn't do the same thing man my wife was here watching with me what the heck. I still love you

  • @lucaguys2887
    @lucaguys28873 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching a guy who makes sausage with random ingredients at 6 pm in my room I wonder what normal people usually do

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    ive heard of that sausage guy

  • @prestonwalker8383
    @prestonwalker83833 жыл бұрын

    Half of me: Make him eat the fog Other half of me: But if he dies, we'll never see him eat the concrete sausage...

  • @flare_studios.

    @flare_studios.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sausage casing sausage

  • @danielyoung7534

    @danielyoung7534

    3 жыл бұрын

    The WHAT

  • @vierzehn575

    @vierzehn575

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@flare_studios. he already did that

  • @doubtful_seer

    @doubtful_seer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vierzehn575 wait when?

  • @chinadashauthority65

    @chinadashauthority65

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Nicole When You could write it in the search bar and know right away

  • @JSAVACADO
    @JSAVACADO3 жыл бұрын

    _Plays Will-It-Blow? with a super watery filling_ "I am in big f***ing trouble." *_TIME FOR THE POISON SAUSAGE_*

  • @williamwrobel4928

    @williamwrobel4928

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I am in big f***ing trouble." for some reason, after all the ridiculous fun on this channel, that's what got me. laughed so hard i cried

  • @cyrusbrother7402
    @cyrusbrother74023 жыл бұрын

    My mouth legit waters enough to fill a pool through some of you’re videos, most of you’re videos (I have a problem with saliva production) thanks for the entertainment

  • @JesperSeoul
    @JesperSeoul3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for doing will it blow even though you hate it. Gives me a good laugh every time :')

  • @consensualduane
    @consensualduane3 жыл бұрын

    sweet baby ray's sausage. just empty a few bottles into a casing and grill it up.

  • @bayutrihanggoro4210
    @bayutrihanggoro42103 жыл бұрын

    People keep commenting sausage filling recommendations, But never Oil gag recommendations

  • @kyrla

    @kyrla

    3 жыл бұрын

    idea: crack open an egg full of oil i think if you poke a lil hole in the shell, let the egg fall out, fill it up with oil and then hold the hole away from the camera it could work

  • @Lamnent
    @Lamnent3 жыл бұрын

    Love you dude, every video has made me laugh. Much love. PS, even though it seems I don't need to say it, never drink poison.

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    its the last thing youll ever want to do

  • @harrisonflatau
    @harrisonflatau3 жыл бұрын

    I'm still gonna beat the drum for a Chef Boyardee medley sausage!! Love your videos!!!

  • @hisaishira
    @hisaishira3 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary sausage:**gets candy apple** Grinder:**a sh*t here we go again**

  • @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home
    @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home3 жыл бұрын

    People in the comments asking for bone marrow sausage, caviar sausage. like guys he’s not a Billionaire.

  • @firebuug

    @firebuug

    3 жыл бұрын

    but you can help fund him mr obama

  • @Duelkitten

    @Duelkitten

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is bone marrow that expensive for you? Here its not that bad priced.

  • @oliverjohnson1471

    @oliverjohnson1471

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Duelkitten I assume you would need a lot of bone marrow to make a sausage, so that could be where the price is coming from

  • @EmittingSight

    @EmittingSight

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stem Cell sausage!

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn50443 жыл бұрын

    Ordinary Sausage: I will not make fog machine sausage! Also Ordinary Sausage: voluntarily eats crushed up apple seeds

  • @lizquine
    @lizquine Жыл бұрын

    It’s been 2 years and we’re still waiting for that fog machine sausage of yours, Mr Sausage

  • @alexpatterson7811
    @alexpatterson78113 жыл бұрын

    Presenting sausage idea until it gets made (Video #3): "Sauceage" : A sausage made of a combination of a multitude of common sauces.

  • @cringebingegaming2188
    @cringebingegaming21883 жыл бұрын

    “Bop bop bop! -1/5 because it killed me!” I’m dying 😂

  • @lordgrubbaiii5121

    @lordgrubbaiii5121

    3 жыл бұрын

    So is he

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    zoidberg!

  • @araceliamezcua2014
    @araceliamezcua20143 жыл бұрын

    I found you from critical, and i thought 'its just a one off funny thing'. Then i heard your voice fully, and now im subbed as im pissing myself

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin3 жыл бұрын

    it's funny how much he talked about eating poison while literally making cyanigenic sausages.

  • @rainealexis1830
    @rainealexis18303 жыл бұрын

    Do the human meat sausage...well it’s actually NOT human meat its just a buch of mixture of meats thats supposed to taste like human according to cannibals NOW thats perfect for October series

  • @maritzasanchez6520

    @maritzasanchez6520

    3 жыл бұрын

    Soy flavored

  • @antrax607

    @antrax607

    3 жыл бұрын

    Basically pork

  • @Bagofbones-18

    @Bagofbones-18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@antrax607human is called long pork

  • @Julius3774

    @Julius3774

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maritzasanchez6520 I understood that reference

  • @maritzasanchez6520

    @maritzasanchez6520

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Julius3774 lol yay a fellow weirdo, hello

  • @fire.5903
    @fire.59033 жыл бұрын

    "It's literal poison!" Also lets the fog spray all over the food...

  • @Backup_Dice

    @Backup_Dice

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do not question the sausage profit

  • @michaelfixedsys7463

    @michaelfixedsys7463

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was clearly a pick-up shot

  • @fire.5903

    @fire.5903

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelfixedsys7463 He did that in his other video with the fog machine lol

  • @TheDreadedJuggernaut

    @TheDreadedJuggernaut

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's concentrated as a liquid. If it was really dangerous, they wouldn't use it at concerts with everyone inhaling it. You just can't drink high concentrations.

  • @yaboi6156
    @yaboi61563 жыл бұрын

    Ngl, this and the baby back ribs sausage are my favorite ordinary sausage videos of all time personally

  • @DarmaniLink
    @DarmaniLink3 жыл бұрын

    I like how you sound genuinely surprised at the end

  • @yanderetotodile69
    @yanderetotodile693 жыл бұрын

    This man spent 32 dollars on babyback ribs and 67 on lobster tail. Yet we come up with fog machine sausage.

  • @non-yesman7995
    @non-yesman79953 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe those baby back ribs costed him $60 and everyone wants him eating a smoke sausage?!

  • @archer2313

    @archer2313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poison sausage

  • @calanon534

    @calanon534

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. $90 baby back ribs are no joke, and they're asking him to DIE!? Really! How RUDE!

  • @lucasbauer5106

    @lucasbauer5106

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calanon534 I know, 112$ on baby back ribs is WAY too much

  • @Porkchop_Delight

    @Porkchop_Delight

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why can't you believe? It's so easy

  • @fellowcrusader4381
    @fellowcrusader43813 жыл бұрын

    There is nothing more satisfying than sitting down on a Friday night and hearing “well hey there folks”.

  • @Sqwigglydiggly
    @Sqwigglydiggly3 жыл бұрын

    I love this man

  • @GodlyNib
    @GodlyNib3 жыл бұрын

    You ever think he's had to sleep on the couch because he said "LET'S SAUSAGE" to his wife one night?

  • @MatthewManney

    @MatthewManney

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing 😂

  • @SomeGuyandanAmbulance

    @SomeGuyandanAmbulance

    3 жыл бұрын

    He does the hand movements too XD

  • @jeolifter4449

    @jeolifter4449

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Will it blow?"

  • @BruceAlarie

    @BruceAlarie

    Жыл бұрын

    no.

  • @ajko5494
    @ajko54943 жыл бұрын

    Entire hotdog sausage Like the bun the toppings the sausage everything Then put the sausage into a bun and make a hotdog squared

  • @The_Ambiguity
    @The_Ambiguity3 жыл бұрын

    "You could put [Sweet Baby Ray's] on a tire and eat it." Oh, poor Mr. Sausage, what sweet, tangy, barbequey hell have thou wrought upon thyself.

  • @dumbdead8835
    @dumbdead88353 жыл бұрын

    I like how he was talking about not eating poison with the fog machine when he crushed up apple seeds which have cyanide, so he ironically really did eat the poison sausage

  • @Michaelsmithnosky543
    @Michaelsmithnosky5433 жыл бұрын

    No one: Ordinary sausage fans: Dirty Uranium bomb sausage?

  • @spooperdedooper
    @spooperdedooper3 жыл бұрын

    he’s so upset about the fog machine sausage i love it

  • @thinekyoobious8932
    @thinekyoobious89323 жыл бұрын

    I found the perfect collab for Binging with Babish and Ordinary Sausage. In Futurama, Bender is at Oktoberfest when he makes a sausage made of Mammoth meat. It’s perfect.

  • @KrakensLifee
    @KrakensLifee3 жыл бұрын

    I literally can't imagine Mr.Sausage yelling at his kids when they screw up with a voice like that.

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