Keith just earned his black belt in Simpjitsu, congratulations. You played yourself

@benjiboi6669

2 жыл бұрын

This had me dying

@tyebando5123

2 жыл бұрын

Bro voted out all the dudes just so he could do that

@KOKO-xw4co

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@elzaidy

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@whyistherumgone5693

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO Hahahahhaha

I died laughing at every one of Martial’s reactions to Keith. Especially when dude got on his knees😂😂

@tiago7160

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@jeremyandrade28

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha the same !!

@prophecy8819

2 жыл бұрын

I am watching it right now crying laughing😭😭

@tiyboss695

2 жыл бұрын

Cringed tf outta me. My back has cramps now

@mushkav4410

2 жыл бұрын

when he cried, "STOP THIS SHIT" slams pause

"training 6 years" "Indoctrinated when I was 5" By logic, Keith is 11. Edit: Jesus Christ it was a joke guys. Calm down.

@GodBreathed77

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Guy was just a crap liar from the starting line.

@rikZingT

2 жыл бұрын

Somehow he was also drinking and smoking in his 20s :(

@wasd3108

2 жыл бұрын

nah, by logic he made big pauses and just wasn't training but the way he expresses all that, he's a dumb individual

@notevenalex

2 жыл бұрын

@@rikZingT French 14 yos be like : we're four parallel universes ahead of you

@AJLee0

2 жыл бұрын

@@rikZingT thats a completely normal thing tho..

Little does everybody know Keith is using the best submission in Simpjitsu by making us all cringe to death 😂

@mindfulprojects3517

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

The fake black belt confessing to the others is the most cringe inducing thing I've watched in a while! Omg^^

@leoguerin1415

2 жыл бұрын

Bro started crying😭

@JayzsMr

2 жыл бұрын

I had to fast forward, too embarrassing

@reznov551

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo it’s THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SHOW.

@BionicBurke

2 жыл бұрын

He is a black belt. Black belt in Weebfu. He is Simpai.

@aristotle9243

2 жыл бұрын

@@BionicBurke ong shit was a disgusting level of cringe

My motto in life since now is "What would Keith do? Then do the opposite"

@thrillwill5

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@YA-vd9zo

2 жыл бұрын

😹😹

@H1ndUKuSh_

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@jcast34

2 жыл бұрын

I'M FUCKING DYING

@ReggieCourt

2 жыл бұрын

This is gold🤣🤣

Honestly, jiu jitsu guy should've been like: "Okay, come at me" And then proceed to take the person down, and just straight up manhandle the guy. That's how you know the guy's a black belt if he can cook a human sized omelette.

@MrDude180

Жыл бұрын

I know I'm late but I was thinking the same thing. But then again, even a blue belt can do that for the most part to someone with no ground game knowledge.

Andre: "Yeah I'm the fake" *proceeds to do a legit good demonstration with a very difficult weapon* Woulda fooled me

The craziest part about this is Keith didn’t have a single vote until he told he was the mole

@MartialMind

2 жыл бұрын

That was shocking to me bro. Right off the bat he made no freaking sense!

@soviethammer9111

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh to get a black belt in Taekwondo it takes 3 years or so. Meaning it's hella easy to fake it with 1 month of training.

@definitlynotbenlente7671

2 жыл бұрын

@@soviethammer9111 you cannot get a black belt in teakwondo in three years it takes a minimus of 8 to 10 years

@luis9286

2 жыл бұрын

@@definitlynotbenlente7671 Definitely not that long got mine after 5 years

@baby0891

2 жыл бұрын

@@soviethammer9111 well he said he started doing martial arts when he was 5 but he also said that he has been training for 6 years. So yea he doesnt Make sense anyways

Love how you knew he was gonna start crying. This is one of the most hilarious videos I’ve seen from you man great work

@lukeosborn6674

2 жыл бұрын

Had my stomach hurting😂😂

@Sacrilege83

2 жыл бұрын

Probably a male feminist looking to lure in an unsuspecting girl with his crocodile tears.

@been2mars523

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sacrilege83 its sad that men like that exist

@justincarter1217

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like we all gave a collective “BRUH” when he started crying 🤦🏾‍♂️

@olivernicholds

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I couldn’t take it🤣 I had the same reaction, like broooooo you were hired to do this cmon mannnnnn🤣

"This is the final Simp Boss right here." My sides are in orbit, holy crap.

Oh my god Literally every single one of martials reactions after that cringe full prostrate was on point. I was dying Lmao. Rarely bust out laughing at these reaction type videos. Please do more

@Trekzity

11 ай бұрын

Yh

no person has ever made me uncomfortable like keith made me uncomfortable, i feel like i need therapy after that

@kasenjumps6466

2 жыл бұрын

same

@WaterYaDune

2 жыл бұрын

I skipped past the worst of it and still got second hand embarrassment

@nuttetintosouthapsmom

Жыл бұрын

​@@WaterYaDune fr

13:35 LMAO that "who raised you?!" killed me! Loved the disgusted look on your face during the entire simp attack.

@KrikZ32

2 жыл бұрын

lol dude deserves every bit of it

@roverjohnson6854

Жыл бұрын

“Simp attack” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i have never commented on a video in my life but i have to leave one here because this is genuinely one of the funniest videos ive seen and it had me crying multiple times. this is a 21 minute video and i just finished watching it with an incredible amount of replays after 50 minutes. well done brother

when the lady was doing the "basic form" , i knew she was a real one im surprised the other TKD blackbelts couldn't recognize one of the forms only TKD blackbelts do

@talentedbutnotskilled-agni7798

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpartanArmy117 honestly man, In a real situation the strength difference is too big

@whosehousefootball5772

4 ай бұрын

She ain’t legit, sympathy black belt from a gym that just hands them out

The problem with grappling is that it all looks simple until you try to do it to someone good, as many guys back in the early TUF era found out

@allmight8127

2 жыл бұрын

I love that about bjj When you see a tough move being done and understand how hard it is but the rest of the world just sees two people hugging

@AlexandrosAthanasiou

2 жыл бұрын

I guess its like Grandmasters on chess. You cant really prove you are a grandmaster unless you play with a grandmaster.

@brianbowls7568

2 жыл бұрын

What I found funny about this was that it basically only show cased the flashy sort of martial arts as opposed to practical ones. Of course the second guy voted out is the one that could literally kill all of the others without a sword or machete. I understand there’s a lot of pride in their respective arts, whether it’s been shown time an time again that practically it means nothing in real fight scenarios. I don’t even wanna try to be mean but the fat short chick is the epitome of how TKD hands out black belts like candy.

@testing4037

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianbowls7568 In my opinion most Karate and TK only guys look down on grappling, but grapplers most of the time will beat the shit out of them.

@Dr-Durag

2 жыл бұрын

it's hard to demonstrate his stature within the Jiu-Jitsu hierarchy with a demonstration unless as martial mind points out that he rolls with another black belt. but due to his limited resources I believe maybe he could of demonstrated more of his technique through maybe an attack series? it shows the forward thinking that happens during a roll, and a display of different submissions.

“Stop that shyyyt, who raised you” shit had me dying, that man is gonna cry again when he realizes he should have just “lied”

I love how you picked Keith out from the start “Keith gotta get tf outta here” 😂

i was laughing half to death the way he roasted Keith

I could not stop laughing my ass off at Martial's reactions, especially to the simp black belt! 🤣

@KrikZ32

2 жыл бұрын

lol simp black belt

@IamBean334

2 жыл бұрын

lol simp black belt

@chadgamingtips8844

2 жыл бұрын

lol simp black belt

@poprock441

2 жыл бұрын

Lol simp black belt

9:56 bro I'm dying 😂 this man Henry got visibly bothered by that goof on his screen as soon as he hit the board.

@tiago7160

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@tiago7160

2 жыл бұрын

That shit was so funny

@aniyahlovequeen

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha xD

By far my favorite video you’ve put out. I love your ufc 4 content, but this shit had me rolling 😂

We need more of these martial

Keith was cringe af with the confession but him crying after being vulnerable about his past was good to see how martial arts can help add structure to a troubled persons life

@pedroloto

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@DonceBeats

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry. That was pretty gross. Such a simp

@francoherrera601

2 жыл бұрын

That's simpin 101 he knew it would get him sympathy

@seaglethebeagle175

2 жыл бұрын

this makes me want to change my name from keith to something else

Keith is a black belt in simping.

Cool video brotha this is nice content. It’s nice to take a little break from Ufc 4 once in a while

One of the funniest vids I've seen in a minute. Earned a sub

Bro Keith had me howling 😭😂

@tiago7160

2 жыл бұрын

That dude is just goofy lmaoo

@prisonmike5055

2 жыл бұрын

Mega simp Keith

@KrikZ32

2 жыл бұрын

bro I could not believe when he started crying, what a clown lol

@trinidad510

2 жыл бұрын

@@KrikZ32 I don't understand why he cried though lol it just confused me, why was he so emotional

The final simp boss killed me 💀💀

As a boxer who has tried out MMA, I can tell you those kids (especially Keith) were dumb trying to say "Everyone can do that" to the Ju Jitsu guy's demonstration. They're all doing flashy stuff, and he's got work that could actually help him put a mfer to sleep.

Dude your hella funny and Ive never seen a show like this you got yourself a sub

This might be the best Jubilee reaction I've ever seen lol props bro.

Martial, don't give up on your girls doing jiu jitsu! First I was forced to go to Muay Thai training as a kid, I hated it. Now I'm so thankful for my dad pushed through! It's now one of the things I enjoy the most in life. Kids hate everything at the beginning. It takes time but they will enjoy it eventually.

@samuelpierre-louis1178

2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly a lot of times it’s parents just pushing their dreams on their kids now I’m glad it worked out for you but it doesn’t always work out for all kids most kids nowadays have plethora of things to choose to learn if they wanna do something else like baseball or football or something then let the kid do what they want🤷🏽‍♂️

@laranja5678

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelpierre-louis1178 fully agreed

@coenh8735

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelpierre-louis1178 yea if they want to do something else then let them do that. But I was defenitely the kind of kid that hated sports and didn't have any ambitions. I'm talking in that sense.

@MartialMind

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I know for sure!. They are gonna do it whether they like it or not. Eventually theyll see the value in it.

@marcos0055101

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelpierre-louis1178 You act like kids know better lol Anything that you put them to do they probably are not going to like it at first, even going to school, but because there is value in it, its worthed.

bro your vids are too funny love your content

I was so stoked to see that you did a reaction to this

Martial let me tell you my man, big fan of yours and probably always will be but the moment I saw Keith begin to cry, I immediately left a like and closed the video. Eats me alive to watch something as awkward as that…

@MartialMind

2 жыл бұрын

I don't blame you one bit brother lol

😂🤣 "The Boss of All Simps... get outta here bro!" Funny video, Martial.

You should definitely do more of this!

Yo martial love this type of video couldn’t stop laughing 😂

This is Keith’s world, he’s the main character. He’s the next Bruce Lee.

"The final simp boss" 🤣🤣 his hand was hurtin, he had nothin left. He was also the only one to not raise his hand so the game could end

dude god bless you, i had not laughed this much for a long time

You just got a new subscriber my dude. Blessings to you and your future family

As someone who comes from a wrestling background and transitioned into bjj and boxing for cage fighting, these demonstrations look kind of ridiculous. I know it's essentially shadowing which looks weird to outsiders but the culture built around some of these martial arts is goofy to me. Not hating just feel like fundamentals like a good 1-2, a double leg and a guillotine will always beat the fancy spins and throws.

@MartialMind

2 жыл бұрын

100%. Out of every martial artist there, the two most dangerous are actual the Muay Thai dude and the Jiu Jitsu guy. All the others were kinda comical.

@djsubliminalreeve

2 жыл бұрын

you do know the the fancy spins are used to learn form and balance lol nobody uses that shit in a fight.

@xDberzerkxD

2 жыл бұрын

Watch this comment in a few weeks, some weirdo Bruce lee/ hong kong cinema fans are gonna tell you that all that jumping is better as a martial art practice. Eastern martial arts are alot more performative in nature and aren’t usually intended to be used in real scenarios, shaolin warrior monks are all pretty open about this fact. Obviously not all of it is performative and against an unskilled opponent they’re going to be quite effective similar to boxing in that it’s good for self defence in certain scenarios but you place it against muay thai or jujitsu or other combat martial arts and you’ll find it lacking.

@allmight8127

2 жыл бұрын

It's patern work its traditional.... balance discipline that sorta stuff I don't know anyone who dose it and thinks fu k yeah I'm doing this move in my next fight.

@billybobjoe1853

2 жыл бұрын

A really good karate school that teaches takedowns and the defense to those takedowns is effective

This video was fucking amazing, I didn't know I needed this type of content but I was laughing the entire time

U watch every video u make and this is your best video yet 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Great vid it had me laughing like the whole time

I’m SO GLAAAAD you reacted to this. My self as a martial artist, I saw this video couple weeks ago and absolutely loved it. Didn’t expect you to react to this and I’m glad you did. I also knew Keith was a fake ass black belt since he first appeared in the video.

As soon as he got on his hands and knees and confessed I was cringing and laughing my ass off the entire video LMAOOO

I love to see people's rudimentary understanding of jiu-jitsu like that. "He showed something that could be learned in a class or two!" Meanwhile... "I'm a liar and a disgrace my queens, I hope you can forgive my treacherous ways"

I just started watching you today and I dont regret it

I discovered you this year, always enjoy your consistent content; thank you brother.

This is prolly the hardest i've ever laughed from a reaction video; you need to do more of these

What a plot twist😂😂😂 The crying part killed me 😂

Great reaction 😂😂 you have gained a new subscriber sir 💯 and happy new year! OSS lol

Having your kids under BJJ is great Martial! Keeps them disciplined and on top of that they know how to defend themselves. BJJ is not a sport, its a lifestyle!

@allmight8127

2 жыл бұрын

Keep on rolling ......:)

Cool seeing you so comfortable on camera. This reaction type content is super popular on KZread rn, I hope the algorithm picks this stuff up. Great vid

I like this content a lot martial. Please do more martial arts reaction videos! 👌

I find martial my new favourite youtuber I haven't laughed like this for years

This shit was hilarious lmao. Definitely need more of these reactions

You should do more reaction/information videos in this format, (any combat sport content) Your natural at this! my tip is to speed things up though for our short attention spans! love the videos man

first video ive seen of u but you're for sure going to get a follow man this shit was hillarious

I love his reaction when keith got down on his knees he was like ahhh ahhh oh ahhh

Keep the reactions coming! Love seeing more of you Martial, you're the man!

“Don’t do it, don’t you do it” “Who raised you?” And “ewwww…” were back to back LOLs for me watching

Martial you make me laugh bro keep doin you man😂

Excellent video. Thank you for walking this way

Truly one of the funniest videos you’ve done. I love how you so confidently called Andre “Adrian”

man this type of content is so good keep up the good work!

Adriana is an actual martial artist, I have met her in tournaments mostly ATA tournaments. I have even competed with one of her students. But yes she is an actual martial artist and she isn’t a fake black belt. It’s just funny when people were thinking she was a fake black belt 😂😂.

I've also been doing jiu jitsu for about 9 years now and the difference between a white and black belt is as you said how they fight with another opponent

You're so entertaining as like a commentary channel as well as your ufc gameplay videos, I'm glad to see you doing more of it!! Keep it up martial!

100% keep this up martial. I really really enjoyed this video. I like your ufc gameplay too but it gets repetive, its kinda more like educational rather than entertainment, this was pure entertainment though. For me atleast i wouldnt even care if it was mma related, do more jubilee vids martial! Love them, and especially with your voice over.

Thank you for posting this 😂😂

Your reaction was awesome bro great ass content 😂😂

Love your UFC 4 content, but this was an awesome reaction video. Keith had me dying while he was simpin’ out. My boy wanted a hug, for real! Haha.

This was a great video. I’d love to see you react to some of the “martial arts masters” teaching bs self defense.

@oscaritio

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss bro

7:30 strikers really tend to underestimate the difficulty of a grappling art. This guy would be so offended if someone said "that Kata could have been memorized with a couple hours of good practice by any ol' martial artist" Just hubris

Please keep doing these!!

This was brilliant😅 Please do more reactions like this in the future!

Thanks for uploading this early, I needed this. I've been so stressed out the past few days because of school. I was about to have a mini breakdown right now but you always manage to take my mind off things. Thank you Martial I really appreciate you.

@AnthonyTobi333

2 жыл бұрын

Be easy bro ... Sometimes you gotta take a break. All the best

@barackputin

2 жыл бұрын

we're here for you brother

@swagoneto7922

2 жыл бұрын

Take it easy bro.

@1xBossup

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t ever doubt urself… u got this my man!

I just lmfao so hard man, gold reactions!

Im seeing this video now and laghing my ass off🤣. Your reaction bro killed it Gonna share

If they’re black belts then I’m Royce Gracie 😂

@rad_rag6471

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@mrknarf4438

2 жыл бұрын

Why the disrespect? Not everyone starts at 5 years old and trains five times a week to become a professional. A black belt is just a belt, a symbol of dedication over the years and proficiency.

More of this!! I like martial arts related content that isn't related to UFC 4.

Martial you gotta keep making these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:30 you could definitely pull it off if it's rehearsed specifically for this. There's no resistance in his demonstration

Love your reaction videos man keep them coming 💪🏾

Had to watch that again, that woman in blue hair.. her scream! Goosebumps twice.

That is one of the best video's I've seen in my life

Took the words out of my mouth. man votes of the only remaining guy just to get on his knees the round after. That level of Simp actually got me heated lmao.

Marital mind!! We love all your videos. Doesn’t have to be UFC 4 for us to watch. I watch the videos because I think your a cool guy. I like your personality. Not just because your good at UFC 4. I’m sure if you uploaded more vids like this one (reaction videos, IRL MMA news/talk videos) everyone would still watch and over time a new demographic would show up and the channel would grow. Love your video man. Thanks for your hard work for our entertainment.

"ive been training bbj for a year now" its gona be fun for you to see this in the future when you train for a few more years and get a whole different understanding

when he said stop stop dont fcking cry and u can see the guy just cry had me dyin

ahaha that was my exact reaction too when i saw that video, everyone in the comments was like "aww this guy is so nice i hope he gets his black belt" and i was dying of cringe

@daredevil2724

2 жыл бұрын

The comments are all a bunch of teen girls talking about crying too lmao

I love fake martial artist videos!!! Please do more of these Henry I laugh so damn hard at these.

Keith just gave me chills in my bones 😭tf did I just watch

Why does Keith’s “apology” sound like old Japanese Kung fu movie English Dub

"This is the final simp boss right here" LMFAO. At least you know it'd be an easy fight. Dude's not even a black belt