technoblade o7

@DJILMarioBros_

20 күн бұрын

Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้.. .

@maskOfkaKashi1133

20 күн бұрын

Technoblade Never Dies!!!!

@Frozenhoof

20 күн бұрын

He has revieved

@2019Bacon

20 күн бұрын

I poo into a blender and blend it so that it becomes liquid and then I play with it

@Usernamkid

20 күн бұрын

yea

The potato lord is called the mega spud. Which has officially become the hardest boss in MC history. Summoning 10 waves of mobs before actually fighting the boss. Not to mention it has ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY FOUR HP (512 hearts)

@OwaisAliShah

20 күн бұрын

It's simple so 5/10​@@MiichaelBro.

@Jayse_Vandersnick

20 күн бұрын

Use a mace and jump boost and get on a tower to sky limit

@perugaray8346

20 күн бұрын

You forgot that you need to be clownpierce to kill it.

@mayelamelchor

20 күн бұрын

How are you doing today

@amicooldudefeldmansamet-zq3hc

20 күн бұрын

Cookie army w

7:09 "deepslate biome" epic quote from aCookieGod

Minecraft game devs on April 1st: we shall be free from our mob vote chains ⛓️

20:00 "it was a female blaze" caught me off guard 💀

@Andkriz

18 күн бұрын

I searched so much for this comment

@reen8842

17 күн бұрын

what does this mean

@oliviatheunknown

17 күн бұрын

@@reen8842 that girls do not have arms

@farnat7739

16 күн бұрын

​@@Andkrizsame 😂

@Yuko_an1m3

15 күн бұрын

​@@oliviatheunknown💀👍

Fun Fact: If you fall into the void in the Potato dimension, you beat the game, the credits roll once you go into voidfall in that dimension

@akoshannibaleles592

17 күн бұрын

Speedrun 1000

@aramfarag7146

15 күн бұрын

cool

@diamondworldgamecenter6986

13 күн бұрын

If I was in that dimension and I know that that will be the first thing I will do

@Potato_Lord-No.1

8 күн бұрын

A bit odd😭

The best way to defeat Spud....collect many god apples and grind other items before getting into the POTATO WORLD, but if you find one try to remember where it is, get diamonds, craft a pickaxe, make netherite armor and others, enchant them, get bow, get infinity, get power II, enchant the best to the swords, make a big or small hole, try defeat many waves as you can, and make the spud fell to the void

5:58 bro rlly got away saying ballsack💀😭

@Theblackdotshorts

3 күн бұрын

so true

They should’ve added a crown to all of the potato pigs, RIP technoblade❤❤❤

@milisingh9444

20 күн бұрын

True,

@reubenhuang823

20 күн бұрын

technoblade never die

@darcuslamb6902

17 күн бұрын

What hapened to him😢

@reubenhuang823

16 күн бұрын

@@darcuslamb6902 bro he uh got cancer and RIP

@Mewkuna

14 күн бұрын

​@@darcuslamb6902 he got neg diffed by cancer

51:08 the way the boss jumped into the void!!🤣🤣🤣

@Cattisdumb

19 күн бұрын

Cookie Forever❤❤❤

@Ashpro5678

17 күн бұрын

Sheesh Thecookiegod liked my comment W!!!

Cookie I just wanted to say Ive been loving your vids for a year now. They are very wholesome and fun, and your builds look so complicated. I can tell you put a ton of effort into your vids!

12:12 : if you are wondering this is some french and that mean earth of the apples and do not look like much in english. But in french it's funny because to say potatoes we also use the term "Pomme de terre" and seeing this in reverse is pretty strange...like the update.

@plantcraftie4141

10 күн бұрын

it should have been terre de pomme de terre?

@itz_me_644

7 күн бұрын

@@plantcraftie4141 It should have been pomme de terre, if you translate it means apples of the earth

@plantcraftie4141

6 күн бұрын

@@itz_me_644 yeah but it has to say "potatoes of the earth"

@Ayla-you-Gameing

6 күн бұрын

The cookie army the cookie army🎉😊❤❤

@GIGACAT573

6 күн бұрын

@@plantcraftie4141 yes but it "directly" translate to that. But my bad i got it slightly wrong.

Its actually so sad that Technoblade is not here with the potato update😭😭

@user-qh9yz7ey4e

20 күн бұрын

So sad

@user-qh9yz7ey4e

20 күн бұрын

So sad

@hazstar1810

19 күн бұрын

Amen

@MicahLoyed

19 күн бұрын

Rip techno

@ELITEvr54337

19 күн бұрын

i love him

2:50 by the way, the "terre de pomme" thing is a gag because in french, potato can be called "pomme de terre" or "patate". Also, the e in pomme is silent. Dont Ask why it's french. Same for the second e in terre

@tjorbeslootmaekers2926

20 күн бұрын

I am on youtube not school if i want to learn i am going there

@user-kl5gx5bs9h

20 күн бұрын

And fries mean “pommes” in German

@Rosa_Elizabeth78

20 күн бұрын

Yep

@boof4097

20 күн бұрын

pommedeterre was techno's alt user in potato war

@Oscar-ez1bb

20 күн бұрын

COOKIE ARMIE

This is actually perfect for you because you are like the cookie lord and your kingdom is fighting the potato lords kingdom so it fits perfectly with your channel. thanks mojang! Ok actually tho mojang popped off with this April fools update

My lil sister saw this and said “whys he a potato?” IM DYING 🤣🤣

Players : were soo excited Mojang : for what potato?

@Az747h

19 күн бұрын

No one touch the like button it's now:69

@Potato_Lord-No.1

8 күн бұрын

​@@Az747hit's 96 now

49:36 The reason they dont die is you were using arrows of instant damage which heal them instead of harming as they are undead mobs

@averyparkersamaniego9156

20 күн бұрын

a bot copied ur comment

@user-vq7gn8vo2q

15 күн бұрын

​@@averyparkersamaniego9156i dont think so

@averyparkersamaniego9156

15 күн бұрын

no im saying that theres a bot in the chat that copied this guys comment

51:08 bro really said:nah im leaving 💀

When I tried taking on the boss, I replaced like half the water with netherack and lit it up. Made the giants ALOT easier lol

31:14 that cat is never coming back 😂😂

@Beauty64646

15 күн бұрын

🤣🤣

@lauraaguilar4014

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@manuellaperpauer1952

9 күн бұрын

The cat faught with the potato spud

6:32 Acookiegod: my first pieces of iron!! 6:10 complety ignores 1 piece of iron ore💀

Cookie: "I am a walking god!" instantly forgets that he already was

pro tip: use fletching table on villager to get a ton of arrows instead of actually crafting or looting something

Cookie's response to any mob challenging him: "I'm your dad"

@user-vq7gn8vo2q

15 күн бұрын

True

The award for spending the "longest time dying" in a single video goes to "acookiegod".

FYI, whenever u die, Spud spawns ten more giants, or 9 more plaguewhales or 8 ghasts and so on and so forth, thats why so many spawned when u die

Minecraft dudes: I think mojang said there is a cool update coming Mojang : here is our new update 🥔 Edit : Damm my first 300 likes thanks ❤😊

@BeaL-zn6bx

20 күн бұрын

OMG such a good meme

@legocrafts973

20 күн бұрын

@@BeaL-zn6bx haha its true

@shareenso3518

20 күн бұрын

Minecraft dudes:??.?.?.?"…………….

@95159544

20 күн бұрын

You don’t know what minecraft dudes means?

@shashahidashashahida4321

20 күн бұрын

Now thats what I would like to say a meme

20:01, “oh it’s a female blaze” Edit: hey I made this comment before that other guy

Every 12 likes i get ill do 1 squat

@kailuawellnesscenter

13 күн бұрын

😂good luck (35 k)

"Why did it turn into a ballsack? Caught me off guard 💀

MOJANG NEEDS A COOKIE-ONLY WORLD!!!

@D.AreaLemon

20 күн бұрын

It already exists cookie made a video on it

@feddersencrewstudios3089

20 күн бұрын

yes of course

@sopanharaksmeynguon

20 күн бұрын

I agree​

@user-kf9et2iu6s

20 күн бұрын

Of course

@salmanemad491

20 күн бұрын

YEAAAAA

Cookie god : OK now let me just craft a birch boat Camman18 : I am coming for you Edit : Damm my first 100 likes thanks 😊

@jellybeenxyt

20 күн бұрын

At least he didn't mined birch second time

@GingaBricks

20 күн бұрын

Fr tho 💀

@user-kc9ts4sy2c

20 күн бұрын

No can man not camman

@Astronononaut

20 күн бұрын

Facts

@shashahidashashahida4321

20 күн бұрын

​@user-kc9ts4sy2c not canman he is called camman!!!!!!!!

dude ive been here since your first video i cant believe you had got this far, keep up the good work cookie. :)

"He dropped his ball" Caught me off guard again 💀

how come minecrafts april fools updates are always genuinely better than their regular updates???

@daggieYT

19 күн бұрын

these are just retextured blocks and structures

@yuuriahl

19 күн бұрын

@@daggieYT so? its *new retextured blocks and structures*

@daggieYT

19 күн бұрын

@@yuuriahl yeah but what ever. they could've done better

Hello Cookie!! I got my poster and love it SO MUCH!!!! It arrived two weeks after my birthday but it was still the best gift ever. The note you wrote me on the back made my whole year! I am going to frame it because I do NOT want it to get damaged. Thank you so much for just- everything keep up the good work and keep doing what makes you happy!!😁💗💗 I cant wait to watch this video! Your videos always make me feel better. ❤

@i_heart_youtube

20 күн бұрын

Same

@mineycrafty2702

20 күн бұрын

i ordered my the day he announced it.............. IT TOOK ALMOST 4 MONTHS! its worth the weight... :)

@lacramioaraganea3360

20 күн бұрын

I have one to snd i love it❤️

@Camman18family

20 күн бұрын

Me too!!

@LKplayz9

20 күн бұрын

Nice 😊

27:42 CookieGod tried to tricked us with words💀

"Terre de pomme" or "pomme de Terre" actually means potato in french. "Pomme" in french means apple and "Terre" in french means earth or like the ground so "pomme de Terre" means apple of the earth

5:58 he says the armadillo turns into a ball sack 😅 Saying those things never gets old

Good to see you still have the same energy as ever cookie. I remember the days of you playing cs and jartex 3 years ago. I even remember playing with u for a few games lol. I just came back and am glad to see how much ur channel has trhived. (Especially after that huge dono on ur speedrun - i was one of the few lucky ones to witness ur reaction live)

when the boss say you killed all his minions he's like "oh hell na"

Thank you Cookie for doing all this for us!🎉🎉❤

Mega Spud at 51:09: "Nah, I'm out!" 😂😂

under a hour gang👇 Edit: COOKIE ARMYYYYYYYYYY FOR THE WINNN!!

@Earthgang772

20 күн бұрын

Me

@i_heart_youtube

20 күн бұрын

Me

@user-lv1yj4kz2n

20 күн бұрын

Like beggar lol

Slow this part down to 0.25 1:51 aCookieGod - Th is wo o od isssh to oo weaek

The way he got the lashing potato he said "nah imma play it safe im not risking it " 1 second later" Wooo wee

12:49 “give me a smooch” sent me dying😂😂😂😂😂

I honestly havent played it or seen anything about it so full extensive playthu is just the thing for e. Youre coming in clutch as always😭

Armadillos give you something that makes Wolf armour

3:24 GYAT!!!

now we're all just waiting for the cookie dimension to come out.

Yay I was really excited for this update! And I am really excited for the parasite vid with Brick next week!

@Sansworldyt2015fnafyt

20 күн бұрын

What parasite?

@familieverlinden9565

20 күн бұрын

@@Sansworldyt2015fnafyt parasite vid, the world being taken over hy parasites and Cookie and Brick try to live there

@Sansworldyt2015fnafyt

20 күн бұрын

Ok but where ye say that?

@UserRandomNonsense

19 күн бұрын

@@Sansworldyt2015fnafythe was saying in a stream

If technoblade could see this april fools update.

@aCookieGod : How high are we ? homies : We are fine ?

4:03 "these trees are GREEN as well" -cookie guy from 2024

Cookie god :if your a vegetarian plese look away Me: mmmm that cow must be delicious

@galaxymoon8071

19 күн бұрын

Are people actually liking this comment💀

@jellybeenxyt

19 күн бұрын

I guess they are😊

IT'S MY WORLD... but it's poisonous

"He dropped his 2 balls" caught me off guard💀

HIS VOICE IS JUST MESMERIZING I SWEAR

@RyuuuuMi

20 күн бұрын

tbh his moan is so underrated. 😁

Potato PC : i cant run Minecraft Minecraft: let me help you

THE SINGING 😭😭 7:38

Technoblade never dies technoblade the king of potatoes in minecraft and the king of pvp in minecraft❤

P.O.V. you learned French when you were younger and then just heard him say "Taree dee poomee" @ 2:51 😆😅😅🤣😆😅

@Turelil_official

20 күн бұрын

does not cookie live in canada?

@DrFerno727

20 күн бұрын

POV : you're French and you hear an English speaker pronouncing a French word

Terre de pomme i think it is for “Pomme de terre” which is “patato” in french ( yes, if you literally translate it you got “dirt apple”)

@MouhamedFall-mw1jv

20 күн бұрын

i think it's "patate"

@mo_salad105

20 күн бұрын

​@@MouhamedFall-mw1jvyeah it's patate I learn french

@Guy.that.guy.

20 күн бұрын

It’s both

@Guy.that.guy.

20 күн бұрын

Pomme de terre is more fancy

@ArthurClairac

20 күн бұрын

@@MouhamedFall-mw1jv man, i’m french we say both but patate as two sence and pomme de terre is less familiar

8:37 eww she dropped his poison balls💀

mojang rn: YOU GOT FOOLED ON APRIL FOOLS!

The way that potato god thing just gave up before u could finish him.😂😂

Cookie Army for the win!!! 👇

What would the far lands look like here? What would they look like in the infinite dimensions snapshot?

43:48 Sheep:I'm the king👑 Cookie:what the hell

Cookie: my first piece of iron. Cookie’s inventory: a bucket 🪣

COOKIE ARMY IS THE BEST ARMY!!!!!!! GO COOKIE ARMY YEAH!!!!

31:14 cat in POTATO DIMENSION

Mojang making Minecraft updates: 🤡 Mojang making april fool updates :🗿

I love your videos so much cookie normal minecrafters just do builds and stuff but you do it as to make us happy and u never seem to disappoint!!🥰🥰🥰

COOKIE SOMEONE PASSES YOU IN BLUE AXOLOTLS BY GETTING 2K U NEED 2 GET MORE

@D.AreaLemon

14 күн бұрын

Ain’t no way he saw it

3:24 "Oh my Gyatt" Ok that part i actually rolled down my bed

@moonlight_is_a_weirdo

Күн бұрын

I cringed and then realized he said "god"

Can you do a 100 day challenge where you have to spend 100 days at "skinwalker ranch"? please i would love to see that video, i love your content and i feel like this one would be a fun and scary one to do.

i swear a huge smile came across my face when you tried the grappling hook😅

1:26 lol

If they ever did make a Cookie World in your honour, you'd more than deserve to face Cookie Monster himself (yes, the Sesame Street muppet!) as its final boss.

wow they did all this for april fools. crazy crazy? i was crazy once-

“THE GREAT POTATO WAR 4” -Technoblade

You’ve beat the algorithm dude. This is such an amazing video, you should be proud.

really crazy boss, minecraft has been broken

2:51 “teerree de poemee” got me laughing so hard 😂, i love when people try to pronouns french words (terre de pomme is french for potato btw, if you didn’t know)

6:07 it's funny how cookie saw a iron ore there and didn't mine it and then later found another one and said it is the first piece iron😂😂

COOKIE ARMY People under 8 minutes 👇

Technoblade would be soo happy yo play with this mod bro😢😢😢

Cookie took" I came in like a Wrecking ball!! " 32:46 In another level

aCookieGod 🚫 aPoisonouspotatoGod 👍

you are such a good creator, deserve 5000 million sub!!!!

11:55 17:11 30:23 CookieGod will never not be funny 😆

Get used to this too This update is fun. I could get used to it.

A potato flew around my room 😂😂😂😂I am dying

Yay a loooong upload, I love them!

Bro there's no way after everything you went through he just jumped into the void 😂😂😂 he was not about to give you the satisfaction of killing him

Ps the potato fish thing is just a mix of slimes, fish, and gardian, the potato eye is really just an eye-of-ender😮😢

The hardest thing to find in this world are other crops Les be honest 😂