“The IKEA is simple” whoever said that deserves a medal A+

@AlmostAstronaut

6 ай бұрын

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A CHABLE TAT

@john_cena_cheeseburger

6 ай бұрын

the top commentor

@TheShadow1347

6 ай бұрын

Indeed

@andrewpotts

6 ай бұрын

Not a single medal. They deserve a huge trophy cup filled with medals.

@anotpro123

6 ай бұрын

it was almost: the ikea is table so it could have been better

"were gonna build a chable tat!" -failboat, 2024 (1:28)

@PHOTON.thief.

6 ай бұрын

“i just had an anyeirusm”

@boilingcold581

6 ай бұрын

“Were gonna build a table chat”

@Pyrodiac

6 ай бұрын

"I haven't built one of these bad boys in a minute."

@kameron9610

6 ай бұрын

"Haha you guys can't even get yourselves over the first hill"

@Mel0nCake404

6 ай бұрын

I love chable "Meanwhile 🔪 I've already opened the box"

I never thought building a table could be so romantic

@casparfang

6 ай бұрын

Yo you’re here

@TCStink3

5 ай бұрын

The Vern Nation!?

@CornCringle

5 ай бұрын

🟨🔷️🟨

@Tyceornagori

5 ай бұрын

Vernation Deliberation right here.

@danielking4505

4 ай бұрын

Hey its the guy who I first found after watching a sophist video the very funny

“The ikea is simple. We’re going to build a chable, tat!” -Daniel Failboat, 2024

@ashtondrye102

5 ай бұрын

kzread.infoftQz8Sg1SU0?si=cLeWg7asvQQMkIOE

@64KOs

5 ай бұрын

Hold on my brain just had an aneurism

@ExoticPotato1172

4 ай бұрын

Oh sh** my presence has been noticed by the boat

@MamaTrixxieAsmr

4 ай бұрын

-faniel dailboat 4202

Chat's chaotic nature can only be matched by Dan's general incompetency

@Discord_Kyojuro-official

6 ай бұрын

Yep…

@l.psimer6124

6 ай бұрын

He loses in like every competition he's in no matter who the opponent is

@leek.3671

6 ай бұрын

🤣

@user-lm8pn9tb5t

6 ай бұрын

So true.

@Atlananas

5 ай бұрын

he really be putting the "fail" in "failboat"

0:23 As someone who just spent 90$ on art today... It's worth every penny

@san_d9995

6 ай бұрын

At least its better than a 50k animation

@NekoEchoflower

6 ай бұрын

@@san_d9995 and it doesn't contain anyone being parasocial! Simply perfect with a side of pasta

@thequeenvsslime1

6 ай бұрын

What kinda art ?

@NekoEchoflower

6 ай бұрын

@@thequeenvsslime1 Rainworld fan character-

@clyde-or-monty

6 ай бұрын

@@NekoEchoflower OH MY GOD THIX IZ THE LAZT PLACE I EXPECTED RAIN WORLD HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZJOY /VVVPOZ

1:28 A spoonerism is an occurrence in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who reputedly did this.

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

Tanks for the weird af trivia 🤓

@TCStink3

6 ай бұрын

“Hya! I think that enemy got *the point*.”

@internettrash437

5 ай бұрын

spoonerism is such a good name for it tho

@gamer-rs7lz

5 ай бұрын

I often do that

@likeapro4242

4 ай бұрын

I sometimes do that! The most recent time I remember was when I said “she’s not just going to start pulling habbits out of her rat!” and then had to double take

9:29 "This smells like cyanide," Failboat's ill-mannered chat, mouth full of pasta, blurted out as they ate their last meal. "That would be the explosives," he responded as he pulled out a bag of cheddar and slid it across the table.

@TCStink3

5 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥✍️

@CornCringle

5 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥✍️

@rosemary3029

5 ай бұрын

The chedder was infact sharp

@RubyUp-sb7mk

2 ай бұрын

Lol that was my chat, and I still think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever said on any of his streams

@Summit8351

27 күн бұрын

​@@rosemary3029I think that's the shrapnel from the explosives in your neck that you're talking about

The idea is simple: Chat is playing the entire game when i assembled the Lego death star

@supercamborg4218

6 ай бұрын

Honestly a good idea

@Simbartial

6 ай бұрын

@@supercamborg4218I agree

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

6 ай бұрын

I feel like that's not fair. Chat has such a head start

@lukicario9339

5 ай бұрын

The sequel nobody asked for

@Libby-Phantom

5 ай бұрын

he needs to do this

'We're gonna build a chable, tat!' I've never laughed so hard at someone switching up letters before XD

@Naruto200Man

6 ай бұрын

I'm impressed he caught it and corrected himself, he's funny that way xD

I love how chat only worked together when Beam Attack of all things was in danger

9:47 incredible timing, thanks for making me cackle like an idiot

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

So you-I WANT TO DIVORCE

The IKEA is simple: (Edit: I did not watch until the chat message yet I didn't mean to do a plagiarism dont sue me please for the love of god i am broke. Because we are a hivemind, that thus means that we are broke. I spent it all on pasta, you're welcome 😊)

@patrickquinones2533

6 ай бұрын

Said no body ever This is joke Edit: ok the chat said it

@FinnBot_Technologia

6 ай бұрын

Wait I hadn't even watched to the chat message! Oops 😂

@maelanlixy2540

6 ай бұрын

not for Daniel

@SKIBIDIOHIOGYATT567

6 ай бұрын

SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET IS FUNNY SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO

@teaoftraffic

6 ай бұрын

hand us your money for stealing that joke

2:36 the knock got me! note to the editor: I HATE YOU🤣

@theredstonerecognizer9241

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

@Piedpiper2024

6 ай бұрын

Don't you mean a note to noteblock

@iamstumped

6 ай бұрын

To my back left lies a second story window. I have never been that terrified before.

@theredstonerecognizer9241

6 ай бұрын

Bro that was almost a poem To My back left lies, A second story window to which I'm- terrified, To open wide, For beyond it, shadows hide, Nocking softly, fear amplified.

@Red-jl1qr

6 ай бұрын

​@@theredstonerecognizer9241tf is up with this thread 💀

2:38 greatest retort in history

You told me it was from amazon

@luigipowdemo6458

Ай бұрын

Honestly not sure what furniture company is best.

@silviavasquez5365

23 күн бұрын

The fact that I’m only the second reply (keep up the good work!)

Chat is a hero. It risked the memes to get that date

I'm so glad we kept the beam attack it has become one of the best jokes over and over again (whoever said we could part with it is dead to me)

@Shantae1188

6 ай бұрын

I mean, I bet they knew that they would win so that’s why they bet it

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

Hello, i am the weapon seller, may i interest you in anything ? (That's a joke, please don't call the police)

@64KOs

5 ай бұрын

Hi can I buy a rocket launcher

@gauthiervergison6332

5 ай бұрын

@@64KOs that'll be 300$/€/Whatever idk your currency

@64KOs

5 ай бұрын

Thank you I’m going to find the one who sacrificed beam attack

“Popple Battle” kicking in at 3:10 as chat dodged Boat was a nice touch.

5:56 "oh no :O table!"

Bro did the BEAM ATTACH! im so glad that we won and got to go on a date with father.

@KingToad-gh5nc

6 ай бұрын

Bro chat got failboat stuck on kirby like he builds a table while chat trys to become a working single organism

@Toadgaming1237-

5 ай бұрын

0:20 I think he hates making a table

@Rofol46

5 ай бұрын

**still on Earth** Where is everyone?

@eat00002

5 ай бұрын

:(

@corybrose7104

5 ай бұрын

The table is simple

"The Ikea is Simple" my day is much better after this

I’m very glad the intro bit tells chat that paying artists (AS YOU SHOULD) for a good quality product or animation can be expensive, more so even than furniture, especially for commercial use like this. So glad this artist was well paid and subtly tells chat that you are supposed to pay artists.

9:18 I'm so happy my chat got in.

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

What's your damage 🤣

@galladegamerletsplays

6 ай бұрын

I may not be failboat but I give you permission to eat the table

@RubyUp-sb7mk

6 ай бұрын

9:30 is mine :)

@Glitchm77plays

6 ай бұрын

Yo you where spamming father can we eat the table too?!

@Blackfedoraowner

6 ай бұрын

@@RubyUp-sb7mkcyanide candles are indeed lovely

6:40 Literally every math teacher

@wasp795

4 ай бұрын

*every teacher

1:28 same energy as "pran of cingles"

I remember chat laughing at him for dying to a waddle Dee moving in a linear pattern, few months later here they are dying to one 3:53

@Solesteam

6 ай бұрын

Influence rubbing off on the hive mind

Perfect, a nice table to hold all of the pasta that Failboat's been getting buried in with the past videos

@autisticandproudsnephew3636

6 ай бұрын

Don't you mean the pasta videos

@silentspook8011

5 ай бұрын

@@autisticandproudsnephew3636 I am truly ashamed of myself with how long it took for me to get that joke-

The idea is shrimp. You rule shrimp. Go shrimp.

@curiouscreator8806

6 ай бұрын

the idea is shrimple

@NixityNullt

6 ай бұрын

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full Shrimps is bugs

@CornCringle

5 ай бұрын

🟨🔷️🟨🗡

@LemonCuppy

5 ай бұрын

@@curiouscreator8806 I’ve been waiting for someone to say that

1:47 chats just over here trying to inhale a star XD

The hivemind known as chat may be chaotic, but threaten their overused well over a year old bit and they will unite

Ngl one of the better dates I've been on. At least father covered the tab

When he was knocking on the table there was a knock at my door and for a moment I thought that dan was at my door

@WingsofFirelover330

6 ай бұрын

R U N

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

2:16 Well we know why he got arrested

@-_Canned_-

5 ай бұрын

The idea is simple! We break in

@blakksheep736

5 ай бұрын

I think that was edited into the video.

1:23 best joke of the vid

@greencopper12

4 ай бұрын

The IKEA is simply

3:42 Oh, wow that got me more than I expected. Especially with the "Oh-! Oh, it- *Here!* Oh, I s-📧".

That animation at the start was amazing! Muffinsnakes did an awesome job on it, and you did an amazing job on this video, Failboat!

10:49 best part of the video

@WingsofFirelover330

6 ай бұрын

I mean, I’m up for stealing Fail’s limbs

In conclusion: Yes, you can build a Table BEFORE Twitch/KZread Chat could beat an Level of Kirby. ...unless if they offer you more tables in sacrification of something valuable

6:51 Y'all if you look, you can see that Fail didn't reset the level, we where basically done and he got bambuzzled. Like i was smirking like a bastard when i noticed on the vod. still, i want to hit the guy who told Father that it was for the greater good with one or multiple of Fail's tables anyway BEAM ATTACK yes and thank you.

Our beam attack is our life line. Beam attack gives us immense power. Long live beam attack

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

🙇‍♂️

I remember joining right as Chat managed to get through the second plug, only to lose my internet before they finished the level. I had no idea what was going on but it was hilarious to see Failboat realize he was about to lose

A Poem out of rage: At 2:36 a knock breaks the night's serene, Beside my bed, an unexpected scene. Heart racing, I dare to glance, But outside, there's only stillness, no chance.

10:40 “anyway, you wanna make out” - daniel failboat, father, 2024

This is funni, especially the animation at the start. Beam attack. I know the things dead, but NOT FOR ME.

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

1 : you could say it's FURNI

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

2 : BEAM ATTACK NEVER DIES

@galladegamerletsplays

6 ай бұрын

it's not dead. we saved it when it was threatened.

@Thesuperj29

5 ай бұрын

@@galladegamerletsplaysoh. I knew that!

@Thesuperj29

5 ай бұрын

@@gauthiervergison6332I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. :) Funni.

Bro I died when he went “ you know what it is. So you wanna make out?” When the fire alarms on and fire and smoke is everywheres😂

0:51 that was impressive

@supasunotchi3355

5 ай бұрын

Never gonna give you up. (The music)

@nathanielboynton4561

3 ай бұрын

​@@supasunotchi3355but sung by chat

@supasunotchi3355

3 ай бұрын

@@nathanielboynton4561 Yes, of course.

Giving Chat control over a character is like condemning said character to become a will-less vessel with a gajillion voices in their head commanding them to do wildly different tasks. That is until Dan threatens the "Beam Attack", then they could dethrone God if they wanted.

"The Ikea is simple" Top 10 best Failboat quotes (I only noticed the stream right when you finished the table. I am filled with immeasurable depression lol)

“The IKEA Is Simple..” my lord that person is the next Einstein.

@MrGiggles676

4 ай бұрын

table*

2:10 how did chat do that edit: the Ikea is simple, failboat builds a chable to race against tat beating kirby

this man had dinner with 4000+ people

My fire alarm literally went off when the fake fire alarm did 10:25

@evelynbeil900

Ай бұрын

Yikes lol

Failboat then: Minecraft videos Failboat now: Kirby videos but the chat is a character and he has a date with them

Chat will become as powerful as the sun when you threaten our beam attack.

“Who wants to help me steal fails limbs?-“ -some cool guy

Best quote of 2024 Failboat: The IKEA is simple

9:53 had me chortlini

2:42 you mean your… SAWDUST, HA!

5:25 mostly pasta and balls.

Dan has mastered the art of building a table. Chat has mastered the ability to beat the first level of Kirby Star Allies.

Beam attack is love, beam attack is life

4:13 Fail… you’re our father, we call you that… you… you can’t be our father and our date Fail

@kingstonlovely7404

5 ай бұрын

Sweet home chatlabama

2:28 Bushwack18 would be proud of that metal pipe timing 🤣

@64KOs

6 ай бұрын

I see you are a man of culture as well

@kingstonlovely7404

5 ай бұрын

Who?

@Kiwi_Draws

5 ай бұрын

@@kingstonlovely7404 you don’t know bushwack18?

@Illager22

3 ай бұрын

​@@kingstonlovely7404"that is a dog!" guy

@kingstonlovely7404

3 ай бұрын

@@Kiwi_Draws no?

that waddle Dee has become more well known than purple shep Bring back purple shep

"Wanna make out" Bro knew what he was doing 💀 10:27

As the proud owner of the “IKEA is simple” statement (the one in the video) I am very happy I am finally in a vid. ( like notably in a vid)

3:19 I have listened to this game’s soundtrack so many times, of course I would recognise the main theme! Thank you for putting this in :)

Chat is the type of person that would never give up beam attack for a date.

I might have said last year was chats arc but this year is truly the parasitic to symbiotic transition

I don't think I've ever seen Muffin Snakes draw humans

1:25 I'm sorry but EVERY SINGLE TIME he laughs like that I fucking LOSE IT. His laughter is so contagious I can't help it. Also, THE IKEA IS SIMPLE-. I'm dead XD

This is the first time we seen a person so animated

10:00 Chat being naughty

Epic bounce 0:43

3:04 my favorite part

0:46 *nice throw!* no, I mean really, nice throw. That was really impressive

@brendent.934

6 ай бұрын

I made the same face as Daniel when I first saw it!

The chat got their wishes, they are getting the furniture they wanted.

"Who wants to help me steal failboat's limbs?" The quote of a life time

6:01 don't you mean digital clock

i love building chable tat 2:21 im in the trees im in the breeze 10:42

0:50 YOOO also look doug pepper

"I may have heard seven nos, but I heard one yes" Truly the saying of the century

The Ikea is simple surely one of the most funniest Failboat quote out of context

3:31 that may have been me...

@gauthiervergison6332

6 ай бұрын

Should we pardon you ? The council will decide your fate

@Zane7513

6 ай бұрын

5 minutes in the timeout corner for you.

BREAKING NEWS: man has reached peak insanity and tries building a ikea table before maybe 4000 people beat the first level of kirby

0:15 Failboat would never be animated in his videos 🥣

@yourlocalgoofyahdude

4 ай бұрын

IKR HIS CHARACTER IS ADORABLE

0:25 "i've spent more money on a animation more than this table" I get a funny reminder of a certain beat boxer when he said this

beam attack is chats true love

When beam attack was on the line, chat locked in

1:18 bro had me rolling like sonic with these😂

I can’t believe my text got into the videooooo!!! I was the 3:07 where Father refused our loveeeeee. Anyways this video made me so happy!! Thank you Failboat!!

POV: 2:16 you put the milk in first rather that the cereal

@rosemary3029

5 ай бұрын

Ama is sweating

CHAT DEMANDS PATIO FURNITURE.... THE REQUEST MUST BE FULFILLED

I find it hilarious that Failboat could've taken the W after the first table, but decided to dig his grave with the double or nothing, and got stuck with a date with the live chat. Reminds me of certain streamer who tried going for double or nothing with his chat, only to be punished as a catboy for one stream.

2:37 I heard my brother scream I ran over there and he’s watching this part over and over again lol

2:47 Pythagoras nO-

For the first time ever I cheered for chat to win

2:35 I was wearing headphones when the last knock happened and it scared the crap out of me, i rewinded it three times before realizing Dan doesn't live in my walls.

New challenge: Chat beats an entire Kirby world before fail can build an ikea kitchen set

10:08 YES MY CHAT GOT IN WOOOOOO