Genshin New players having to defeat 6 gods, fight the Unknown God and defeat the Tsarista 8 times before they can level up their Dainsleif to Level 50

@Sakuta3220

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀

@lasunika

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@maplechei

Жыл бұрын

😭😭

@tintin-ki3gx

Жыл бұрын

Then do they have to Suck his chuchu to lvl 90 him?

@UrMom-sf6wz

Жыл бұрын

@@tintin-ki3gxnice lvl 90 dainsleif you got.

I still remember I tried to reach inazuma with keaya for 2 hours and at the end i got teleported i felt like destroying my phone 😢

@avacado2842

Жыл бұрын

you can glitch through timmies bridge, you end up walking way high in the sky, over the border

@Ganamabunta08

Жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I know that feel.

@NARUTO-UZUMAKI-23

Жыл бұрын

@@avacado2842 welp the I didn’t know that it was 1and a half year ago so..

@maplechei

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, my favourite mondstadt cryo boy. *keya*

@Ananimeartistwholikeslen

Жыл бұрын

Yes Inajuma

I love that at the start of the account everyone screamed at paikon saying "PAIKON THE CHEST PLEASE"

@Friesandtatortots

9 ай бұрын

Lol

@eggmoni7

6 ай бұрын

paikon?

@aleksandrlau2785

2 ай бұрын

THE CHEST

@suffering9481

2 ай бұрын

@@aleksandrlau2785 the _chest_

@ChristinaLumine

2 ай бұрын

@@eggmoni7 bro is watching a paikon video and doesn’t know who paikon is 💀

When I first unlocked wishing I pulled twice on standard and got Jean so I thought you would get characters after meeting them so when my friend asked how far I was I said *”I haven’t gotten Venti yet”*

@gasterrblasterr6597

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@austinherring5897

Жыл бұрын

😂

@justinseagull3279

Жыл бұрын

💀

@alondor8157

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh... The innocents. **1 YeAr LaTeR**

@roquetteff

Жыл бұрын

🥲

0:38 "It would normally be impossible for a normal player to reach Inazuma until they've played the game for at least a couple of days." "So we're gonna reach Inazuma in one day." Yall it's a joke

@skykeeper7711

Жыл бұрын

Because it’s not the normal way

@arrowwho_

Жыл бұрын

There's someone that went to inazuma at ar 1 i'm pretty sure

@specificallytherandom

Жыл бұрын

*in 2 hours**

@Ellie-Elysia

Жыл бұрын

@@arrowwho_using bugs/hacks

@sebin3564

Жыл бұрын

logic

2:00 chat screaming at paikon to get the luxurious chest right next to you is so entertaining

@Y1eruuk

9 ай бұрын

wdym?

@sunandmoontoyou

9 ай бұрын

@@Y1eruuk theres a luxurious chest on the big rock hiding there, its one of the closest chest you can get when you start the game

@Y1eruuk

9 ай бұрын

@@sunandmoontoyou oh yeah ik that but im pretty sure you’ll drown if you try to reach there

@Y1eruuk

9 ай бұрын

thx for telling me btw :D

@sunandmoontoyou

9 ай бұрын

@@Y1eruuk youre welcome ^^

The hardest part of this challenge is getting through all the dialogue

@Nica4538hjk

10 ай бұрын

I hate it when I can’t skip

@1llumin4ughtee

2 ай бұрын

The dialogue its self in the whole game might take 1 hour or smt

19:16 Paikon : "does anyone actually die by lightning here?" Me : 'yes. I died hundred times there before 🗿'

@FlyingPoptart101

Жыл бұрын

ive literally been knocked off a cliff by lightning while in dialogue

@waifuologist

Жыл бұрын

@@FlyingPoptart101 Misfortune ♾️

@oienu

Жыл бұрын

​@@FlyingPoptart101 :,D my Aether fall into the water in the dialogue and drowned, they need add immunity on these moments, is stupid die because weather on a forced scene.

@adh_arma

2 күн бұрын

I want to play again but I don't know what to do in the game and I don't even have a community support

Everyone wake up paikon uploaded

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

5 more minutes?

@carol2240

Жыл бұрын

No time just watch

@aidien6894

Жыл бұрын

It's 5am I shall watch half asleep

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

@@aidien6894 it's 8pm for me:)

@SCARAMEOWSNUMBER1DEFENDER

Жыл бұрын

Im up

i’m concerned about paikon’s sanity..

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

What sanity? He never has any in the first place!

@ventingmachine101

Жыл бұрын

sanity? what is this sanity you speak of?

@hersheykiissess

Жыл бұрын

im concerned about how he pronounces the names..

@Athena_142

Жыл бұрын

@@hersheykiissess Lumin 😭

@ChristinaLumine

2 ай бұрын

@@hersheykiissesshe pronounces every name wrong

AR 30 is only 72,175 exp, and I think it's makeable to reach it in less than a day if enough actions are done like quests and commissions, as well as easily accessible chests, oculi and waypoints. Using resin helps too. The only thing that slows it down is that there's no skip button during quest dialogues. Genshin Impact Archon Quest speedrun when?

@banir3736

Жыл бұрын

Archon Quests are one time quests and there is no legit reason to skip dialogues in a story game. Skip buttons are supposedly only for things that you have to repeat. So inhale the copium ma bro, voz me too apparently… Skip button WHEN

@ahmikii

Жыл бұрын

May be possible on a private server with a skip scene mod

@tryx-i1426

Жыл бұрын

@@banir3736 Cry about it, it's a gacha game people will want to reroll, Honkai Impact 3rd already has a skip button.

@alport1331

Жыл бұрын

@@banir3736 Nothing wrong with not having a skip button, it's just skipping is a kind of an option like if it's your second playthrough using a different account. A prompt is also needed in case of an accidental press. Although, Hoyo not adding skip button up to this point makes me think that the options we chose are actually being counted. Whatever it maybe, I hope they're not giving me bad RNG for antagonizing Paimon all the time.

@lostblueboy

Жыл бұрын

@@ahmikii ...private servers dont have quests and stuff and events and updates. there is a reason why people didnt just mass produce private servers cause its legit just...soulless. even tho it would give everyone whale characters and weapons.

The "I forgot I can't glide" is relatable. I died falling from a high ground.

@Adamandhisfriends158

2 ай бұрын

Fr

1:48 That's what I did when I first started, I went on about for 2hrs wondering why there are no tutorials or anything. I was waiting for the story to start, went to mondstat, talked to npc's, finally watched a playthrough on youtube and figured that I need to talk to paimon.

@Bella.yin.

Жыл бұрын

For me its when i got the power 😭

@slayhida

Жыл бұрын

I found this game from a video so luckily I didn't have that problem

@MikeHunt-lz2hq

4 ай бұрын

Same it was like the week it was released on ps4 so there was only one maybe two regions then .my surprise when I came back last month and realized how big the map is now lol I've gotten every statue now but I've only finished two archons I'm on inazuma now but with the current events going on im treasure hunting in fontaine and trying to build my kuki sucrose and shikanion plus Kokomi. My current team is garbage with nianguan as my main dps😅

NEVER KNEW PAIKON WOULD DO THIS BRO

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

He's known for doing the impossible.

Can't wait to see a genshin speedrun in a couple years time when every region is out

Paikon: Today, we are going to beat genshin impact in one day Also paikon: Lets not collect chests for the materials and to spite chat, and lets not use teleport waypoints

@Hoitem

Жыл бұрын

Also paikon: Unlocking 90% of the statues of the seven counts as beating the game.

Hey Paikon.. wouldn't it be interesting if you do these in addition of your usual 4 character next patch (4 AlHaithams and 4 YaoYaos) ~ 4 tall men part 2 (Thoma, Itto, Ayato, AlHaitham) ~ 4 Lisa with new outfit ~ 4 Ayaka with new outfit ~ 4 HuTao in celebrating her rerun Its fine if you don't want to do them.. its your content/channel.. I just thought it would be interesting..

@ennaxy5696

Жыл бұрын

~ The dancer team (Eula, Yun jin, Ayaka and Nilou)

@mica_s

Жыл бұрын

Does he have HuTao tho?

@staarfall5317

Жыл бұрын

@@mica_s he has every char he just doesn’t use some a ton, his uh Tao is rarely used in his vids

@FahrizalSurya

Жыл бұрын

@@staarfall5317 yeah.. even if he didn't have her, he would surely whale to at least C0.. like how it used to now..

@karioc

Жыл бұрын

@@archie0001 goth fire girl with polearm

The fastest documented F2P 36* Abyss was 10 days and done during Ayato's first banner on CN. I believe the account was running for 240 hours straight.

15:13 you cant disconect because it will still activate the fog flag (its what i call it) because when you disconect and reconect your character is brought into the game while you are in the loading screen. You can go into character trial domain about 131 times to get rid of the fog flag and not get teleported back.

@roller4312

Жыл бұрын

the trick is to reconnect before the game drops you, during this time you can move. Repeat. (the worse the connection the better it works). Works for Tsurumi island too. They might have changed the way it works now, dunno.

@MikeHunt-lz2hq

4 ай бұрын

​@@roller4312then you might be able to change your internet settings to get packet loss and it'll work much easier

I was trying to help my friend get into Inazuma at an early AR but she wasn't able to quickly do the walking glitch because she was playing on her phone. So I logged into her account for her through my PC and streamed on our discord server how to get into Inazuma using the camera glitch. She recorded that entire stream because the views were so pretty.

@rickydanno

Жыл бұрын

If I can on my phone, I did it on two accounts on my iPhone.

@naiorydragon5921

Жыл бұрын

can you also do it for me ?

@naiorydragon5921

Жыл бұрын

@DayronGV can you do it for me too i did it so many times.

@rickydanno

Жыл бұрын

@@naiorydragon5921 I would have to see if it haven’t patched it yet.

@naiorydragon5921

Жыл бұрын

@DayronGV okay but this player can still do it even now so perhaps it is still not patched yet or it is different in phone ?

this is gunna be an interesting ride, and i’m all here for it-

@UIBSIJBSJHSVGUAFUYAVUHSBIHBS

Жыл бұрын

same [insert venti genshin emoji]

@FinnianRowland

Жыл бұрын

Shut up

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

@@FinnianRowland Sir, are you good?

@FinnianRowland

Жыл бұрын

@@phloats. yeah. Just annoyed at the expression “and I’m all here for it” millennials use these days (mind you I’m 20 yrs old born in 2002). Like, what else are you here for? Just watching to kill time? Jesus.

@phloats.

Жыл бұрын

@@FinnianRowland Uh- Okay then.

this was so legendary, words canNOT express how devastated and amazed I am at the same time. Actually my head hurts a little

@cloudedmoon7174

Жыл бұрын

drink some water

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@shhh._

Жыл бұрын

Nice you did it

@MrKaneki_

Жыл бұрын

🗿

@qwq3780

Жыл бұрын

I did it

@gia9502

5 ай бұрын

What

@MikeHunt-lz2hq

4 ай бұрын

Good bot ... Oh wait

5:38 he actually talks like every one of us when we see diluc first time and to feel the trial, man the nostalgia. good thing i got diluc. im diluc main from ar 14 till this day ar 55

@edniiaa3704

Жыл бұрын

is he good i got him from my 1st 10 wish.

@edniiaa3704

Жыл бұрын

i am ar20 right now and hes lvl 39 right now. i always depend on him cus most of the early quests require pyro or most of the boss are weak to pyro

4:32 the fact I said the exact same thing when i started genshin- I was in my purple witch phase

15:54 Itspaikon: "If you blink you'll miss it" Popeyes ad: *NOPE*

14:54 THE GLITCHING BIRD IM CRYINGGG

I haven’t played Genshin in such a long time but bro AR 6 and in INAZUMA? respect.

this was so fun to watch on twitch lmao the amount of times he had to repeat the glitch just to get to stormterror's lair was more than going to inazuma lmaooooo

I LOVE THIS GAME FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO MUCH MORE EXCITED TO KEEP PLAYING

“I haven’t seen single digit dmg since four Candaces” 😂😂😂

When I play genshin impact for the first time.. the snow map is harder for me , aside the character freeze, the monsters of this map is hard to kill especially the robot, but I love to play genshin impact 😍

@kitten_with_bad_breath

9 ай бұрын

Use Pyro resonance

14:55 Paikon: explaining Everyone: listening to Him Me:is the bird glitching or what?

bruh "Christopher colombus discovering america (colorized)"💀

i cant beleive we are studying the exact same things at the same time omg, it makes me feel like i’m watching a friend from my school study 💖 i love the vlog :)

I remember trying to do this legit by doing all the archon quests in a single day. It took around 12 hours to get to the perilous trial quest but it's locked behind a bunch of story quests so I gave up.

Great job, now it’s time to unlock all the waypoints

This mad lad! Congrats. It's been a while since I last see yet another maso content

Your BOYS never fails to make my day better lmao

20:20 all you had to do was just not move for a little and ascend past the wall, just in case go back into photo mode and change the pose so the idle animation doesn't trigger, which cancels the flying glitch

I've already done this a few times. Listening to your naivety makes me feel smart.

Step one of becoming pro: 1. Become hoyoverse manager, STEP TWO: Make Paimon a 6 star character

Aranara quest only takes like 10 hours, so its possible to unlock the entire map in a single day

@lopachilla

Жыл бұрын

It took me like 3 months. I just finished it a couple weeks ago. I stopped for a while and only did a little bit here and there, but still.

@zeronhun

Жыл бұрын

@@lopachilla I did it in 3 days

@drawingsxx841

Жыл бұрын

@@zeronhun what the fuck

This needs to be a speedrun category for sure.

I've done this 5 times now butttt watching your video still made me laugh XD

Watching this reminded me of the time I ice bridged to liyue. I didn't know there was an actual path to liyue.

Paikon:Posts at 1 am Me:ALRIGHT TIME TO WACH PAIKON AT 1 AM

3:48 that is what exactly what venti did

Thankfully I am seeing this video to help me out. Been playing for a year and have not started Liyue yet

'Paimon keeps talking and talking and it's been 2 years..' lmao

Should've done this when wanderer was rate up, his skill would've helped so much and fixed the stamina issue

"there are some ways to sneak past raiden, and a couple players have done it" i will take my medal i icebridged to inazuma in my stupidity at ar 26 and avoided the fog wall by going in and out of a testimg domain and juking the lightning 3 hours of my life wasted to get electro traveller early XD

You can do Aranyaka without any previouss quests, so you can always continue the challenge and try to speedrun it on way to low lvl.

The thumbnail is of Aether when he plays as Lumine😂 but he did name her Aether, so the AETHER in the original is now named Lumine lol…

The fact you don’t collect the chests hurt physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually.

@gia9502

15 күн бұрын

😢😢😢

As a person who made a new account and played it for 24h straight I can attest it is very possible to make it to the end of inazuma atleast within 24 hours (this was before they lowered at req for a lot of the main quests)

Thank you very much dude! I was able to go some places with you

whenever i lose health i ALWAYS teleport to the statue of the seven(any one of them), its pretty helpful since i dont have to use my food and all

wait until he finds out fontaine could possibly have underwater exploration and possibly statues of the seven underwater

I hope this guy know if you do the temples in the starting quest but don't open the chests you'll lose them

*now i want him to 100% the entire of teyvat in 24 hours.*

Nooo the chests... I feel my demons awakening... Now I'm gonna die cringing

10:59 Imagine they put horses in the game for the event that would be really fun

I stopped playing for almost a year now because of high storage consumption but Im tempted to play again😆

I like how he pretends to be surprised and clueless at a random point then unlocks master brain knowledge

Lmaoo, you can literally see the bird getting stuck at 14:55

as a Tartaglia main it hurts my soul for seeing all those enemies still alive and not being slaughtered by hydro swords

@Kerwell

Жыл бұрын

As an alhaitham main, didn’t ask, nor do I care

@K.G444

Жыл бұрын

@@Kerwell ok

@oh-noe

Жыл бұрын

as a Hu Tao main I have to go hungry this month due to lack of customers

@user-wu9io3gk8l

Жыл бұрын

true

“And its been 2 years” thats how i feel every cutscene with paimon lol

the sky parts where you fly is so fun

Venti did say Dvalin doesn't walk in he flies in

Ah yes, unlocking the map = "beating the game" 🤔

@AL4LVE79

10 ай бұрын

im pretty sure he left the map and the game .

Watching you skip the waypoints is so wrong to me dude it literally makes me wanna cry- 💀

1:44 YUP! I actually did that by accident- and I was wondering for weeks when i would get my first quest...

0:27 “Because Lore” POV: me explaining to my friends how something worked or something happened in the Genshin lore 5:39 Every single player EVER has thought this while watching this cutscene PROVE ME WRONG 6:34 POV: you try to help your friend who is new at Genshin

okay, I actually want to see how you unlock Old Varanara without doing all those quests. I'm skipping that area nowadays because it took me like 3 days of questing to unlock on my main account. ...omg he skipped it.

@iClone101

Жыл бұрын

I was expecting he'd skip it, because to get to Old Vanarana is around 8 hours worth of quests on its own.

The way everyone in the chat keeps screaming "MOMMY/MOMMY LISA" every time Lisa appears is hilarious

This was so entertaining great job player and chat room you all stuck by him till the end gamers for life.

Just gonna tell y’all somebody actually got to inazuma by ice bridging

@chickennuggets6847

Жыл бұрын

They probably unlocked it before?

@azelfxv

Жыл бұрын

it isnt possible? where did you see/hear this? if you try to ice bridge to inazuma the storm will get you and even if you do manage to get far enough youll get teleported back at some point. you can only glitch to inazuma by using that diving + photo mode glitch or by glitching underwater and walking all the way to inazuma

@zenori_onyt

Жыл бұрын

@@azelfxv one day i was scrolling in yt when i saw 2 peopoe was trying if it possible to go to inazuma by ice bridging i think one of them was ayaka and the other is kaeya .when the were at the part when there was storm the kaeya died and got teleported while the ayaka still being alive so she continue until she was close so she can swim to the island. She actually made it

@azelfxv

Жыл бұрын

@@zenori_onyt i’ve seen people with even three kaeyas and one ayaka or four kaeyas and fail to get to inazuma they couldn’t even get past the thunder. so yeah, you’re lying and it’s pretty obvious.

the music in the part where you choose your twin goes so hard

4:21 Wanderer be like “I’m out” 😂

Love the contents bro!

16:00 really helped me 😂😂

im thinking about finally playing genshin for the first time but it really feels like a very annoying and slow game T-T should i download it

I didn't understand anything but the player's screams. Please calm down, but your explanation is great. Continue

Your so good on doing these videos it takes long to get to inazuma

I thought you were gonna beat the game????

And here i am after a day still stuck on trying to annihilate all of timmy's birds

this video was an emotional rollercoaster.

Your inazuma trick work thank you very much paikon

Great video man !

I came back to genshin impact 2 years later and its crazy

You should do something like “if you give me cringe, i pull” it would be watching genshin tik toks

5:32 paikon explaining how he wont get any teleports while the "teleport waypoint unlocked" message pops up right after loll

now thats actually looks like a good speedrun category

*Climbs for two minutes* "I've been climbing forever"

I never did the last part of the gliding exam i just went through a temple with much gliding so thats how i got my gliding license.I love how my fav character before was Lumine but now its Aether, Kaeya and Diluc

12:05 a low, green plant that grows naturally over a lot of the earth's surface, having groups of very thin leaves that grow close together in large numbers

Deym man! You're the god of the archons and Paimon! There will come a time you will unlock Celestia too without Hoyoverse haven't been done creating it.

I can't believe I sat here and watched all of that.

Imma need you to take back that talk about 5 layers of underground. I found all the tunnels under Sumeru annoying enough to memorize