Whoever came up with "Mephisted in the ass" is a fucking genius

@seer6251

2 ай бұрын

That would be Seer's Brain, he's a real twisted sicko

@ethandaley69

2 ай бұрын

Comedic genius

@user-cp9id1mj8b

2 ай бұрын

@@seer6251 The first time I saw Andariel's titties as a kid i YOWLED

@cl8804

2 ай бұрын

@@seer6251 A GENIUS; ENTREPRENEUR; POET; VISIONARY anti-semite, probably bro, do you condemn hummus??

"He's able to dish out some serious pizza but he doesn't have deep dish health, he's thin crust." They sent a poet.

13:52 goddammit you fucking got me

@aftergood

2 ай бұрын

BRO........ I WASNT THE ONLY ONE

@borat656

2 ай бұрын

Same, which is like... who the fuck actually says "Jonathan" for a random name? Actually weirded me out.

Why play the game when the game can play itself?

@greghuffman3061

2 ай бұрын

That's why I play necromancer. I'm also the weird kid that would watch cpu vs cpu matches/fights

@duncanedgin9433

2 ай бұрын

Botter detected

@ADHGaming1

2 ай бұрын

I enjoy scripting bots myself (this is a joke)

@floptart5712

2 ай бұрын

BotMan activated

@TheModdedwarfare3

2 ай бұрын

​@@ADHGaming1for legal reasons

this ort rune bit might be your second best after the all-time classic me clever me write good

Few tips: Decrepify against bosses is king because it reduces the amount of nasty spellcasts significantly. Dim Vision disables everything except basic attacks on affected monsters. No Lighting from Souls, no arrows from archers, no resurrecting from resurrecting fucks. Attract is literally the best curse you can imagine for crowd-control. You curse one mob, which gets a higher threat level than you or your mercenary. A monster that is in direct contact with you or the merc will literally turn around to hit the cursed mob, if it's right next to it. It can't be overwritten which is awesome as it allows you to curse the rest with whatever you want. Instead of all the enemies bearing down on you they fight among themselves, making it much easier to deal with groups. There will be one downside for you. It does actually attract more enemies to the fight that would be out of range normally. It works great if you intend to blow everything up with corpse explosion. Not quite sure how it might work out for you.

@TheQuicksilver115

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he reallllllly missed the boat on those lol

@HoboGod

Ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing, I'd just add Terror to the list of useful tools in places like the maggot lair and arcane sanctuary. Though Attract is questionable, if a monster gets killed because of that curse, it becomes a slippery slope.

ORT ORT ORT

loved the random dkc2 seal noise. "what runes did you get for your merc?" "ORT ORT ORT!"

" Larry can't even pay a woman to be near him " you destroyed me with that one 😂

"Kill the devil's brother so he doesn't press charges" lmao that killed me.

Merc was always one of the coolest things to me in Diablo 2 - that and how the necro skele minions look progressively more 'n' more badass with levels. Good luck in Nightmare... looks like you'll need it.

Perfect timing, just packing the kief bowl to be blessed by Seer

My initial prediction is that only CHAD Emilio can do it, the others aren't up to snuff.

@zarfen

2 ай бұрын

Emilio is still THE chad of mercenaries imo but since the rest of them got buffed in D2R I've been impressed by even the iron wolves. Ok impressed might be a strong word...

@aquagrunty101

2 ай бұрын

Long live Emilio, aka stabby mcpokey

This is merc abuse. Waheed needs to join a union.

@knrdash

2 ай бұрын

He's already in one. The abuse is in his contract.

Looking forward to part 2! Andariel really is a merc slayer.

Good stuff my dude, can't ever get enough of your content. Getting ready to do some crazy D2 runs myself

Man the fact that you use the og graphic makes me nostalgic. Me and my friends use to challenge ourself on "only this spell " runs. All good until immunes 😂 a good learning tool

The barbarians don't have door handles on their doors because they have learned the art of jumping straight through them.

Dude, you're like, soooo underrated it's crazy. This is like one of the very few youtube channels where I'm consistently looking for futur uploads. Keep up the amazing work cause you're currently the highlight of my taco tuesday (besides the taco)

Just what I needed on this Saturday, thanks, Seer.

@seer6251

2 ай бұрын

I'm glad! Thanks for watching 💪

Awesome video. Can't wait for part 2. I have a hard time with hell WITHOUT limiting myself with only merc :P

I think in this predicament the most efficient way to farm gold would be Lower Kurast superchests on p8

I'm impressed you didn't just IM normal. It's pretty easy to get through the bosses when you use IM. Don't forget the to hit ratio is the same on mercs. Your boy needs a few levels so he doesn't get worked too hard. And yes I fall asleep constantly...

>Threads of Cthon gives "meh" to everything Great quote, I'll remember it

The game play is really painfull, but the comentary made my day.😂 Thank you for this video! Cheers!

i watch a LOT of d2 videos. this is by far the funniest one ive seen. GJ man. keep it up plz

DUDE LOVE IT! You are so funny. PLease bring a part 2 and 3 (oh hell in part 3 is going to be EPIC!)

Loved it! Absolute legend!

You are one of the best. I actually wait each week for a video.

The algorithm brought me here. You deserve so many more subs, my friend! Keep up the great work.

1. Chipper skull into socket shield helps so much before first merc. (And actually carries all normal diff. if you want it to) 2. Theres a cube recipe for polearms. Any diamond + kris + staff + belt = 66%-80% magic polearm. This recipe carries hard cause it can get a second magic stat (like flat bonus damage) and also come as nm or hell version of that weapon.

The lack of quick selling to vendors is driving me umbongo as it makes me go um and hit my bongo in rage

Love this. Can't wait for the next part.

I already know this will be a good day

man delivers another video for me at work what a lad

This is a very fun idea for a video, and the commentary is hilarious. Although this is a good example of why everyone who likes diablo should play project diablo 2. The merc ai is radically improved, they can wear boots belt and gloves, and all five acts' mercs are a valid choice! Great vid

Love your humor and your videos!

@13:53 Hey Jonathan stuff is really creepy dude. I was falling asleep right at that moment in the video and my name is Jonathan. I know its random but dude WTF. How bro how..

@jopied_

2 ай бұрын

and then the hypocrisy talking about your predictablitly skills. Dude 4-20 huh

@aftergood

2 ай бұрын

@@jopied_ DUDE........ I AM GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE...

@seer6251

2 ай бұрын

Here he is, like I said, falling asleep right in the arcane sanctuary, smh 😒

@jopied_

2 ай бұрын

@@seer6251 I'm lost for words. Anyway grood video, great inpirational content! 8=D

Love your stuff!

Bro this content is literal perfection to me

I love your style dude. keep it rocking.

Damn that must've been a lot of work. I would lose my mind.

2:27 Leap is also pretty strong

If you gona use an a2 mercenary, make sure to try and give him gear that increased his attack speed and resistances. Also life steal is a must, so you can use a different curse other than life tap. I would play around trying to craft savage polearms (one diamond, one belt, one kris and a staff in the horadric cube). Cannot wait for part 2! This video was really entertaining!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH! STOP THE PRESSES!! I'm seven and a half minutes in, and I was in all likelihood already going to thumbs up this video...BUT THEN I HEARD IT! The long forgotten swan song of Journey to Silius! WOW That brings back memories! Sir, You've just officially earned yourself a like AND a sub! Well played! *Mind Blown*

I indeed want to see part 2 of this Please keep going

"ort ort ort" won my subscription, thanks for the content!

I have no idea why are you doing this to yourself but I'm greatly entertained

Great video! I'm not sure if anyone else has said it, but I think a teleport staff would be a nice safety

my favorite channel on youtube your mind is wild my dude.

I once played a self found melee sorc and she got carried by the Merc entirely right from hell act1. With some ethereal blue scythe with 180ed and tals face. That's all the mighter needs, crazy.

Woah, that's crazy criteria to beat D2 at all difficulties! Hope you'll manage to do it))) Also just an idea - could you make the video full screen for the next parts? Pretty hard to watch tbh. Otherwise real fantastic video!

11/10 humor never disappoints, had a blast watching this

I need to leave a second comment. The one-liners in this video! Jeeeeezis Christ! I'm crying!

I just wanted to say I really enjoy your Can You Beat videos, largely due to your script writing and delivery, and hope you make more of them. Also make a playlist for them on your channel so I don't have to you super entertaining fuck.

I've actually been able to jerk it to every class in the game 💪. Had a hard time with the barbarian so I had to make him leap so I had those 2 frames to see them cheeques bubbled out pointing at me. Mission accomplished mate ! 👌

this is a really interesting challenge

I just made a paladin called Low rune Larry the other day. Love the name.

I killed Ubers with just the Mercenary with the right gear you can do anything.

I would have never thought it could be done in normal difficulty. I would have never thought to do it, either. It was hilarious to watch though.

amazing!

Lazy Larry looks a lot like me. He’s just missing the beer gut.

As a Jonathan I freaked out when you called me out as I was on my phone instead of fully listening. 😅

The commentary, oh my god the commentary, laughed through the whole video XD

LEASIURE SUIT LARRY! (I hear what you did there)

Yay Seer video!!!

just came here to say ''yes, it has been done thousands of times already''

wow. the Balls man

Very good vid

Diablo 2 but you are playing as the most productive middle manager

Enigma is an option in a run with mercenary only lmao i would love to see the farming sessions and humanity slowly leaving your carcass

the freestyle scat death montage i'm ready, take me

I had no idea mercs had an inventory thank you

Love the video man but if you’re really trying to corner the d2 nerds you need to provide ample gear updates for you and the Merc!

I love you Seer!! 💕

I love you buddy. Keep it up

Insane challenge

The fact you got thru normal difficulty is a win imo

On necro you have a great option to use bone walls with A1 or A3 merc, to keep them in safety

"These classes are 'A' for 'ass'". Lmaoooooo

9:51 I have to clarify Andariel is the Lord of Anguish and is the twin sister of Duriel the Lord of Pain aka Andariel is mental suffering and Duriel is physical. Andarield would delight in the PTSD afterwards the CBT would ultimately be Duriel's domain.

I was thinking about it while watching you face Mephisto, the Amazon and her passives (Dodge for melee and Avoid for ranged, Evade for dodging while moving) might have been useful for face tanking bosses, not to mention using Inner Sight to lower their defense. The Decoy skill doesn't do damage, and if so, that could be another potential damage sponge for the merc, combine that with the Avoid and Dodge passives and that is two meat shields that bosses will have to chew through to get to the hero of Sanctuary, the merc (unless the boss just decides to toast the merc anyway lol). The only worry is not being able to break physical immunities like the Necromancer on the higher difficulties.

It gives me validation knowing I'm not the only one who names the necro Larry. He just looks like a Larry.

I think the barb could be a better choice. You can still "curse" enemies with shouts and use grim ward to break groups of enemies AND item find.

Could you beat Seer using only Seer? Possibly, if Seer was freer, with less fear, riding a deer. Don't let him look in the mirror (he's a peer).

Now i want to see eight players that work togather to make thair mercs complete the game.

The answer before watching it is yes. Especially as a Paladin with Holy Bolt. Assassin has Cloak of Shadows which breaks the game.

Great idea for a challenge

@seer6251

2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I'm having fun doing this challenge because it keeps getting exponentially more terrible as I go on lol

For Nightmare+ You should think about switching Mercenaries as the situation calls for it. For Andy, I wonder if a ranged merc with bone wall abuse would be more viable (like you did in normal.) And for Ancients, I wonder if Prayer + Insight + Decrep would be be the trick.

"ort ort ort" true words of wisdom

i recken barb is the best for this type of run. taunt acutely deals with a lot of problems in the game the merc struggles with. it stops ressurecting mobs from acutely ressurecting there allys since they focus on attacking, reduces the amount of casts casters do to try to attack. and as you said lets you be a meat shield. also i am pretty sure battle command does work on the skills with the merc so it will increase there damage output.

This is great. I’m seeing a LOT of lower kurast in your future

Logging for a new seer upload, lets get this bread gentlemen.

cloak of shadows on assassin would be awesome, blinds all monsters and lowers defense

Oh so satisfying to take the likes to an even 1000. 😊 Another great video!

Grinding levels before nightmare, goes a lonnnnnggg way. You can do that till lvl 40 and it would make your merc way stronger by a lot

On the assanation note, did u chose to bann mind blast, due to the chance to "fight for you" when used? cause that sounds kinda good for this

Tbh. In all my diablo playthrough the mercenary from act 2 is the real hero and I'm always his support :D

being named jonathan and spacing out at night i got a fuckiing spook mate ngl

What kind of glutton for punishment challenge run did I just watch?