The only people to make Ainsley Harriet legitimately angry.

There is a range of kitchen appliances, popular here in Australia,called Smeg.They never fail to put me into "smirk mode".

@Walsh2571

10 жыл бұрын

Yep, makes me laugh everyday when I put something in the dishwasher.

@leighburne4098

5 жыл бұрын

You can get Smeg fridges here in the UK too. Nearly spat my breakfast out the first time I saw one round a friend's house.

@Saucyakld

5 жыл бұрын

Same as me in New Zealand hahaha, cheers up my morning mood!

@HereticDuo

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing whoever named those appliances doesnt know the definition of "smeg" or that it's the shortened name for "smegma"

@Moondog-wc4vm

4 жыл бұрын

@@HereticDuo Oh they knew! They were way ahead of Doug and Rob and they smirk smugly every time someone uses them. cool my cream in the smeg, laughter. Heat my sauce on the smeg. Laughter. Hey, where did the makers name this kitchen shit? Falling on the floor and writhing with mirth comedy! All hail the Smeg guys becausee they made Red Dwarf possible, maybe!

I remember watching this when it aired. At the time, Can't Cook Won't Cook was on ALL THE TIME (it ran for a mind-boggling 685 episodes in the space of 5 years) so this skit seemed entirely normal. Now, after 23 years, having not seen Can't Cook Won't Cook in over two decades, this is among the more bizarre things I've ever seen. Of all the things to do with the Red Dwarf crew, having them participate in a now obscure 90s cooking show seems like the most off the wall bonkers idea.

@cheapcarstateofmind3670

Жыл бұрын

I agree. This stinks

@rosePetrichor

Жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that when the BBC tasked them with filling an entire night with Red Dwarf related content, they started scraping the barrel pretty early. Given that the other programmes were a painfully bad Dwarf themed University Challenge episode and a commentary/documentary called 'The Red Dwarf A-Z' (G is for GELF, R is for Rimmer), I think you can tell how much padding they had to do. Which other BBC shows from the time could they have used, though? They couldn't build any new sets or anything

It's interesting to note that this came between season 7 and 8, because the humor really recaptures the vibe of series' 5 and 6. The sharp one liners and the cast having their characters completely perfected.

Something about Chloe Annett in a constant state of "Oh god now what" keeps making me laugh. And that rice switch at 21:29 onwards was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣

@cste1845

3 жыл бұрын

I think she was laughing a few times when she covered her face lol

What a night Red Dwarf night was. I will never forget it.

@jamesfry8983

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Chapman same here I've been a long standing member of the official fan club for 10 years now

@farseerflore9512

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew Chapman Too true! Channel 4''s Beavis and Butthead: Moronathon was pretty good too. Another one that got taped for sure!

@TheOtherMoose

7 жыл бұрын

james fry how can I join the fan club

@anonynony4410

4 жыл бұрын

It was the peak of my 12th year on earth, maybe. That and pirating all the cable channels.

@damimates

3 жыл бұрын

i was born in 2009 so im confuse

Patrick Stewart saluting like Rimmer for the win!

@morphman86

7 жыл бұрын

That's one of the roles that landed him a part in Family Guy. Before this, he hadn't done comedy on TV yet, save for a few corny bits in TNG that looked absolutely horrible (not his fault though). And in turn, seeing that Stewart could do both serious drama and over-the-top comedy, Saulnier decided to approach him with the script for Green Room, to see if he could be scary as well.

@fernandogarajalde4066

5 жыл бұрын

SIR Patrick Stewart to us mortals... :)

@vlada

4 жыл бұрын

that was epicly unexpected.

@vlada

4 жыл бұрын

@@fernandogarajalde4066 I'll show respect & admiration to Mr Stewart but no to bullshit titles from parasitic "royalty".

@EmpyrionBlackthorn

4 жыл бұрын

That made me so happy.

the look on chloe's face the whole time was absolutly priceless

@Blisterdude123

10 ай бұрын

The occasional cutaway to her expressions of increasing horror are perfect.

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Sexiest Kochanski ever!

Now we need a red dwarf masterchef special 🤣

When Kochanski hits Lister with the frying pan at 9:35 it has the same sound effect as the one that Vic hits Bob with!😄😄😄

Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Piccard , doing the Rimmer special Salute , hilarious and priceless.

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Yep. Well, there was a problem back in the day between Star Trek and Red Dwarf. Though, apparently, Patrick is a big fan of the series.

It was broadcast way back in 1998. I remember I was at school looking forward to it all day, Red Dwarf night lol. I think it was broadcast inbetween series seven and eight.

Thanks for uploading, Ace!...What a guy...

Listening to Patrick Stewart talk shit about Red Dwarf is the best thing I have ever heard x'D Not because I dislike Red Dwarf - I adore Red Dwarf... I just think hearing Captain Picard talk crap (in his monotone voice) about another sci-fi television show is hysterical.

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Have you seen Patrick on Robert Llewelyn's Carpool series...?

I shed some tears laughing, especially near the end and the coriander trees. It looked like a mini forest in muddy ground with a bit of snow. XD

no wonder lister failed the chefs exam...lol

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Danny John-Jules genuinely impressive chopping skills?

Only the red dwarf crew could upstage Ainsley, only Ainsley could upstage the red dwarf crew... perfect... I love how Clare looks genuinely concerned for the boys at times!

@XFactor5a

6 ай бұрын

This version of Kochanski was Chloe Annett not Clare Grogan

Brilliant stuff! Red Dwarf is one of my favourite TV shows. Can't believe that this was made 17 years ago! Feel very old

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Same Glad the American series didn't take off.

I love the part where Craig chucks a piece of chicken at Ainsley Harriot!

The way Chloe Arnett was just traumatised the entire time

the greatest show to ever air!! Boys from the Dwarf!!

I think I was a bit young to remember this. I remember Red dwarf itself all the kids used to play it in the school playground we were only like seven or eight years old at the time. We would watch the latest episode the night before, and the next day, all the kids would be reanacting it on breaks and lunchtime. Everyone was arguing on who's going to play Ace Rimmer.😂 LoL memories are great. The best days of my life, from then on, life got more complicated. Great days and a great show...😊

The benefit of this is you get to watch Lister throw some raw chicken at Ainsley. I have to admit I played that part a lot and then nearly went unconscious from laughing too much.

@jaybee9552

Жыл бұрын

It was 23.22 for me. Rimmer's and Dwayne's attempts at the Ainsley hip circles 😅

I love how Dwayne Dibbley got a bigger cheer than The Cat!

Sad thing is that there can never be another one of these RD nights. I will always Cherish this one though.

If kryten hadn’t corrupted his files he would be a master

"Goodbye, Ace Rimmer. You were a most worthy adversary!"

If the rest of Red Dwarf Night was that much fun, then it would have been an epic night.

"Me bloody rice is burning!" "Well that's not very professional, is it?" "SHUT UP!" LOL! XD

@gamelegend7765

6 жыл бұрын

nearly peed myself! hahaha

@nicholaskraft6290

Жыл бұрын

@@gamelegend7765 been there. Peein right now lil brother.

@nostalgiaof98

9 ай бұрын

Keith Floyd was only 50 quid more you know!

@BlaiddDrwg2009

9 ай бұрын

@nostalgiaof98 thanks for bringing me back to a 10 year old comment 😅🤣

@CaptainBollocks....

Ай бұрын

@Blaiddrwg2009 At least we know you're still alive 😂

25:29 Love this part where Ainsley noticed hes got the wrong pot. 😂

l cant beleive it was in the 80's omg thats so long ago l still watch it now even my grandkids watch it too brilliant show have always loved it tfs

@CaptainBollocks....

Ай бұрын

This was in the 90s lol

I remember thinking even at the time Danny's mad chopping skills

The funny thing is Danny and Chris do seem to have some cooking skill already, even if they had to steel Ainsley's stuff.

Heaven forbid should they do this with Gordon Ramsay!

@1987MartinT

8 жыл бұрын

+Benjamin Ditch I think he'd scream their fucking heads off.

@MrBasildonboy

8 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@darthgorthaur258

7 жыл бұрын

your not the only one to come up with this idea, guess it's in the air somewhere lol

@lmordro

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think Ramsey would be nicer to them than this smeghead was. This AH was an A H, to the whole cast.

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

It would be fun Maybe Gordon could be really nice to Rimmer and hate the others...?

i love red dwarf i have seen all them more -than a hundred times

Oh my God, it's the "yea boi" meme

Oh God. I never thought I'd see Captain Picard do a Rimmer Salute.

This channel is a fever dream.

I love Craig's reaction "he's going very fast!"

This will always make me smile :)

So FUNNY ALL THESE YEARS later Much needed in these times

still funny all these years on

how have i missed this for so long

How the HELL did I not know that this existed until 2013!? I watched Red Dwarf pretty much all the way through.

@isabellerose8978

Жыл бұрын

2023 for me!

This is hilarious thank you so much for the upload!

always makes me laugh

7:36 I love how Ainsley wants to shake hands with Rimmer but it just won't happen :D hillarious

Anyone else thinking Danny John Jules is a bit of a chef? The way he slices some of those ingredients... Cat should have come back and stole the food at the end.

Thats the Emporer Uriel Septim VII at the beginning.

The constant look of dread on Chloes face the entire time was priceless. Also pretty well founded given how uncooked chicken can kill you, plus watching them goof about when she has to eat whatever they make. They really should have done something else haha

The flavour of the Pot Noodle: Mackerel Ice Cream.

Jesus, I was 14 when this came out. Not as funny as I remember. But then again, I had only just discovered those books at the time.

This episode sure has a lot of Rimmer and Cat moments, even though Cat is in his Dyan state, but still

Thanks Mr Stewart.

A little bit of tossing we like a bit of that 😂

Mark Chapman doing the continuity xD

14:57 that's how I walk down the street o.O

Ainsley harriot is a riot

Lister: "he's going very fast" Ainsley Harriott "be careful be careful: Lister: OH SHUT UP!!!😂😂😂

insane! but funny as hell! shame I didn't get to see this.

Wow am I the only one who laughed through the whole of this? I thought it was really funny! I think seeing them go in and out of character (especially Chris) was adorable! Plus who doesn't want to see a cooking show with Duane Dibbly and the boys from the dwarf in it! BUT I do agree that Kochanski standing there in the corner bugged me... it's like she didn't know what to do with herself? They should have had her either participate more or just be out of shot while the boys got on with it, smegheads.

@leighburne4098

5 жыл бұрын

No, I love this, I think it's hilarious! I'm so glad they included it on the DVDs.

@harrykershaw8329

3 жыл бұрын

Well, let’s face it, Chris is always adorable.

@nicholaskraft6290

Жыл бұрын

bro snmegheads unite!!! fosho

This is canonically the last scene from the original era of Red Dwarf. Rimmer back as a hologram with Koshanski after the events of Only the Good

Too bad that Cat leave too fast. I love the Cat.

So mad just love the posse and the delightful Kochanski 😊 of course

🤣 at 12:41 the way Rimmer looks at Dwane, never caught that before!

@helenl3193

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, me neither, thanks for the tip! 🤣

@RetroAdzz

Жыл бұрын

Rimmer always has the best facial expressions 🤣

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Pretty much spot on for how Rimmer WOULD look at him too.

22:09 Naughty Duane!

I totalyy didn't watch this with my kids and totally definately never not at all with my best friedns kidz

This is awesome

25:36 "YOU KNICKED MY POT!!!" LOL

Childish but funny. It made me forget my cold, for half an hour

this was everything i thought it would be and more

The British have an outstanding talent in making the best Sci/fi comedies, especially with a low budget and terrible costumes which just makes it more...alluring then any fancy high budget CGI stuff. Another British sci/fi comedy that has this flair, granted it's nowhere near as good as Red Dwarf, and it is called Hyperdrive. Shame Hyperdrive only had a two season run but it has elements of Red Dwarf and such that makes it very fun to watch.

@bigtree7721

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'll check that out!

lol, this episode is screamingly funny! Paticularly the bits where Ainsley gets really cross with the crew, especially the bit where the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients for the show! But I think that bit was inspired from Ready Steady Cook, where contestants bring in ingredients for the chef from their own shopping under a fiver. To me it sounds like an episode of can't cook won't cook gone wrong! 

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

Ready Steady Smeg?

@sambee8982

3 ай бұрын

@@Diablo_Himself Yeah, it could be....

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

@@sambee8982 Could be a whole series: Goit's Kitchen... Ramsay's Gimboid Nightmares... MasterSmeg... Great British Smeg Off... How about Smeg Apprentice? Dragon's Goit? Gimboid News? The Daily Smeg?

10:09 The arrival of Dwayne Dibley.

brilliant intro

Hattie Hayridge (the 2nd "Holly") - I'm sure she CAN smeg and woud've smegged us a great dish! But the boys did it up well.

@Diablo_Himself

3 ай бұрын

A computer screen wouldn't be able to cook though...?

simple class

kryten trying his best to present the plate was genius droid comedy!

Would love to see a red dwarf/Hell’s Kitchen blend, lol

it's obvious this was between beatles era and 9/11 c'mon

Had no idea Ainsley Harriot was a G.E.L.F...

@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318

6 жыл бұрын

that stands for geneticly engineered life form for those filthy non-smeg heads

lol - Brilliant :)

OMG I didn't know this episode existed

18:04 “I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING. YOU THINK I’M BLIND?!!!!!”. 😅

Imagine we had Gordon Ramsay up in here!

Recorded On Valentine’s Day 1998

this is too funny

@sambee8982

10 жыл бұрын

It's only funny when Ainsley gets cross with the crew, particularly the bit when the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients.

Big Goblin Energy

Dwayne Dibley!

"OH SHUT UP!!!" XD

15:30 Best face award 🏆

omg captain Picard

6:40 LOL

lol this is fun :)

I must have been 9 or 10 when I tried to follow this tutorial. I'm lucky my parents bought me the ingredients.

Future match of the day host Mark Chapman on continuity announcing duties.

I have the entire red dwarf night on vhs

1/3 of the entire thing is setup and introduction... Sounds like series viii. ;)

@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318

6 жыл бұрын

yup......series 8 was a complete and total and utter and heap and abundance and mountain of smeg

Hehe yeah boi!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭