After i play this, I run it 1 more time.

@danwoodier7735

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think that I can handle this comment right now.

@user-bs9ss3cw5t

2 жыл бұрын

@@danwoodier7735 Look at all these comments that are way to sick to fit upside of the best comments.

@ironicinorironic.

Жыл бұрын

@@user-bs9ss3cw5t Handle this right OH!!!!

@_gills

Күн бұрын

I can't fit this comment in a Pringle can

I'd love to perform this live but I can fit my hand in a pringle can.

@coalsway-z

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 🤣

@superbrain7852

3 жыл бұрын

Dude... have you sent your story to Marvel???

@mert7373

3 жыл бұрын

@@superbrain7852 Pringle Can Man In theaters 2047

@mounthope2567

3 жыл бұрын

Are you the daughter bo wanted?

@mert7373

3 жыл бұрын

@@mounthope2567 im a... im a boy

6:15 when the piano kicks in… man.

@laurynheppe3451

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me wanna cry every time

Lyrics: Like this instrumental He talked about his problems Race, power, his $90 t-shirts weren't selling very well, That was most of it And I watched this, I thought maybe I could do this I'll be honest, my problems are not as high stakes as Kanye's, but I have problems And maybe a crowd in (Name of town) would be nice enough to indulge me So as we get to the end of a night of theater, and comedy, and sweaters coming on and off I got one question for you, and that question is... [Verse] Can I say my shit? (Name of town), can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say (Ooh) I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up, come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside of Pringle cans Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people! I am sure ninety per cent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans, Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I wanna have a daughter, wanna have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house Who can fit their hands, in a Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll-I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym, cause' I'm self-conscious about my body But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be so painful, that's a Catch-22, oooh! Let's do this! I went to Chipotle, went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito. Brrrap! I went down the line I got like all these ingredients And at the end of the line, the guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out, he still wrapped it I was like, "Dude you should have warned me!" You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients Are contained within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got, half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't- Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it like, half of it like, half of it like, half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time, I, that we break it down (Ooh, wow, wow) (Blllllp) I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you, I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it A part of me loves you, part of me hates you Part of me needs you, part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right- I don't think that I can handle this right- I don't think that I can handle this right- Look at them, they're just staring at me, like "Come and watch the skinny kid with a Steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself" Think that I can handle this right- I don't think that I can handle this right- They don't even know the half of this right- They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show I should probably just shut up and do my job, so here I go Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you, then you run it one more time Think that I can handle this right-- (Haa!) Handle this right-- (Ho!) Handle this right You don't even know the half of this right now Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right I'll handle this right, I handle this right now [Spoken] Thank you Good night I hope you're happy

@benvonderheide6591

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much.

@josiah2070

3 жыл бұрын

i got the timing right first try LETS GOOOOOOOO

@bennichol1510

2 жыл бұрын

I like how the my biggest problem is you part which is all Robert and not bo anyone can change that to fit themselves. Like most people that do covers of it

@alfie9089

2 жыл бұрын

@@josiah2070 SAME LET'S GOOO

@xantohjan

2 жыл бұрын

When he said bllllp, I felt that

He sampled runaway by Kanye West (obvs) just for you guys wondering

@ignasias

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I don't hear many similarities between them other than the cello

@enshen2190

2 жыл бұрын

@@ignasias I mean the chord progression is very similar, they both use pain in the lyrics, and they both have pianos and strings

@seymourwieners2738

2 жыл бұрын

@@ignasias the piano is almost exactly the same except the notes are spaced out

@ClemsContent

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a sample. It was just inspired by the rant at the end of the live version on the Yeezus tour.

@phoebeeileenbrooks110

2 жыл бұрын

Inspired by, rather than sampled. Two fascinating pieces of art none the less

I sat and listened to this about 3 times. Thank you

@JscoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

Shawn D I’m glad you liked it! Bo Burnham is a genius

this is fucking majestic

everyone in the comments sat in silence. am i the only one who was screaming wouldn't have got the lettuce if i knew it wouldn't fit at the top of they lungs?

@coastline_bow

3 жыл бұрын

nah bruh i'm with ya

@Trebinhas

3 жыл бұрын

I’m with ya too bro

This is perfect for when you need to rant about a bad day.

like this Instrumental

@JscoMusic

4 жыл бұрын

jim thank you!!

Beautiful piece of ambient music

Wish I could perform this at like a talent show or something

@doomus_

Жыл бұрын

ME TOO but i homeschool

This is amazing, thank you for this 🎉 I'd love a version with Bo's vocals also mapped to piano 😯

A good day to rant.

4:03 the exact part I was looking for, thanks bro

Awesome work

Thanks this is great

Thanks for doing this!

This is so good!

@JscoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

paul thank you!!

Can’t handle this right now [Verse] Can I say my shit? (Name of town) Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands In the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out He still wrapped it I was like, "Dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through 'Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time, I think that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it A part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "come and watch the Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself" I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show So I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy

Like *this* instrumental!

Wow, this is so beautiful...!

This is gold

Thank you!

Yesss I can finally use my ripped vocals from the 5.1 stem

When does he start singing?

@JscoMusic

4 жыл бұрын

TeeJaaY 0:44

Finally, a good instrumental. thank you @jsco for this.

@JscoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I really appreciate that

Is it cool if I use this in a thing I am working on?

@JscoMusic

2 жыл бұрын

Yes of course!!! I’d love to see the final product and support the vid if you’re posting it!

What did you use to create this?

@JscoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

randomized amy Logic Pro X on Mac!

@Luke-jd6hh

2 жыл бұрын

@@JscoMusic which mac you on?

"Can't Handle This" Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in to the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is that the diameter Of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't You think you can- Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make 'em wider I've overdone the Pringles thing Sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands Into Pringle cans Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority numero uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self conscious about my body But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym Irony can be so painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it like Half of it like Half of it like Half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans And burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right Look at them, they're just staring at me Like come and watch the skinny kid With a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself Think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right But they don't even know the half of this right But they don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy I put on a silly show I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't I wouldn't of got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny Make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you Run it one more time Think that I can handle this right - OH! Handle this right - OH! Handle this right But you don't even know the half of this right now Right now - OH! Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night I hope you're happy

I need a tutorial please someone help

@Flat_cones

5 жыл бұрын

Step 1. learn all the ques for tge lines Step 2. Learn all the lines Step 3. Sing along

Can't Handle This" Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in to the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is that the diameter Of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can You think you can- Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make 'em wider I've overdone the Pringles thing Sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands Into Pringle cans Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority numero uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self conscious about my body But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym Irony can be so painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here." Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it like Half of it like Half of it like Half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans And burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right- [x3] Look at them, they're just staring at me Like come and watch the skinny kid With a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself Think that I can handle this right- I don't think that I can handle this right- But they don't even know the half of this right- But they don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy I put on a silly show I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't- I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't- I wouldn't of got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny Make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you Run it one more time Think that I can handle this right- OH! Handle this right- OH! Handle this right- But you don't even know the half of this right now Right now- OH! Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night. I hope you're happy.

Can I say my shit? (Name of town) Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands In the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self-conscious about my body But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out He still wrapped it I was like, "Dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through 'Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time, I think that we break it down Put the lotion in the basket I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it A part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "come and watch the Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself" I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show So I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy

KAROKE Can I say my shit? (Name of town) Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands In the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self-conscious about my body But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out He still wrapped it I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time, I think that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it A part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "come and watch the Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show So I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now

when do i come in?

@JscoMusic

3 жыл бұрын

The speech is over the organ part and then Bo starts singing at 0:44

I don't know if I can handle this Too much pain and too Many damages I'm insane, I'm cut, see the bandages You must see I blush when the camera hit I'm dusty behind these designer fits She must leave, she got other plans and shit But no matter what I'll always be her man and shit She my number one, know there's no other candidates How I feel, don't know if I can handle it How you make me feel, don't know if I can handle it iii I don't know if I can handle it Iii I don't know if I can handle it Iii I don't know if I can handle it

@coolmatthew-bn6gy

2 жыл бұрын

wheres this from?

@frankielugo471

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolmatthew-bn6gy I wrote it

@coolmatthew-bn6gy

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankielugo471 its pretty good good job

@frankielugo471

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolmatthew-bn6gy thank you 🙏

5:10

2:54

Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in to the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is that the diameter Of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can You think you can- Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make 'em wider I've overdone the Pringles thing Sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands Into Pringle cans Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority numero uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self conscious about my body But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym Irony can be so painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here." Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it like Half of it like Half of it like Half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans And burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right- [x3] Look at them, they're just staring at me Like come and watch the skinny kid With a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself Think that I can handle this right- I don't think that I can handle this right- But they don't even know the half of this right- But they don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy I put on a silly show I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't- I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't- I wouldn't of got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny Make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you Run it one more time Think that I can handle this right- OH! Handle this right- OH! Handle this right- But you don't even know the half of this right now Right now- OH! Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night. I hope you're happy.

Can I say my shit? New York Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands In the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self-conscious about my body But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out He still wrapped it I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time, I think that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it A part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "come and watch the Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show So I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy

What key is this in?

@JscoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

The key is D Major!

@jacklilly6259

5 жыл бұрын

jsco thank you!!

@jamessmothers1526

4 жыл бұрын

When I seen this comment I thought of Bo's joke A Minor The key not the felony. 😂❤

Can I say my shit starts at 0:45 for those interested

I don't know if I can handle this Too much pain and too Many damages I'm insane, I'm cut, see the bandages You must see I blush when the camera hit I'm dusty behind these designer fits She must leave, she got other plans and shit She succeeds, I might not be a part of it I do bleed, cus I put all my heart in it I said I love you first, yeah I'm the one that started it You said it back, now lemme see how far we get *Alternate end I guess lol

Too slow. Not on beat.

@JscoMusic

10 ай бұрын

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Can I say my shit? (*Name of Town*) Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside a pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is that the diameter Of pringle cans are way too small I'll say it again The diameter of a pringle can is way too small Two raidiuses of a pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a pringle can Those hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can You think you can, I know you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the fucking width of your cans We're not animals Okay, I've overdone the pringles thing Sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands into pringle cans Yes, I'm still on the pringle cans thing! I will move on, alright? But that is priority numbero uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self concious about my body But I'm self concious about my body because I don't go to the gym Isn't that- that's irony Irony can be painful Alright, let's do this Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle And I got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit inside it! Alright? I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it right Half of it right Half of it right Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time I think we'll break it down Put the lotion in the basket No, they're too young I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans And burritos But the truth is, my biggest problem is you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2] They don't even know the half of this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like come and watch the Skinny kid with a Steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2] They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy who puts on a silly show So I should probably just shut up And do my job So here I go I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny Make it rhyme If they still don't understand you Then you Run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2] If you think that I can handle this right now Then you don't even know the half of this right now Right now Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now

Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in to the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is that the diameter Of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't You think you can- Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make 'em wider I've overdone the Pringles thing Sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands Into Pringle cans Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority numero uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self conscious about my body But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym Irony can be so painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it like Half of it like Half of it like Half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time that we break it down I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans And burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right Look at them, they're just staring at me Like come and watch the skinny kid With a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself Think that I can handle this right I don't think that I can handle this right But they don't even know the half of this right But they don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy I put on a silly show I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't I wouldn't of got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny Make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you Run it one more time Think that I can handle this right - OH! Handle this right - OH! Handle this right But you don't even know the half of this right now Right now - OH! Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night I hope you're happy