Spartans: so is kitten like a metaphor for a princess or maiden or whatever? Scouts: nope, it's literally a cat Spartans: ...NOW it's on

Imagine being a berserker going to the mountain path to defeat spartans to... ¿get a kitten in medieval times? (kinda weird) and you get ridicully hit and killed by some random falling big rocks, instantly failing your objective by the most humillating way, didn't even being able to start fighting against enemies, all by that big rocks.

@zacmiles5342

2 жыл бұрын

No valhalla for them

That was greatly calculated AND directed. Good job! Thanks!

Really So Satisfying For Me

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Thanos! Thank you!

@GHOSTY2669

2 жыл бұрын

@@battlesimulatorgamer Bro I want 10000 spartan Vs 50 Thousand Plz Upload It BTW i Love Your VDO😈👍🏻

@ArchbishopDexterCBurke

2 жыл бұрын

@@GHOSTY2669 😍

In my opinion one on the best UEBS videos on KZread. Good job 💪🏻

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Wow Thanks!

Alternate Title: Skyrim fails in its attempt to invade Sparta.

Man! The Spartans love their kitten! (Well judged battle!)

literally the rocks killed more berserkers than spartans

@jobreau1725

Жыл бұрын

I think they also killed more spartans that the berserkers

The cat shall never DIE!

Initially battlefield commendations went to the Spartans pushing rocks down the cliff. They later received court martials when it was discovered they also accidentally destroyed most of the reinforcements.

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Fortunately, the landslide was a natural disaster lol

@rufusgoldstein2655

2 жыл бұрын

@@battlesimulatorgamer it would have been hilarious if you actually could put troops on top of the mountain to push boulders down.

Great idea, funny and glorious! Good job

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed.😀

13:38 you see them to jump and you laugh after this hahaha

12:48 defenders spartans are taking reinforcements.

I was so invested in saving the kitten in this battle.

That was well worth the lives of millions.

the Spartans probably the strongest old fashioned unit

No army could beat Spartans in hand to hand combat! Even that army had the triple number of soldiers! Spartans the best army that has ever appeared in the planet, all time!

8:55 I can hear Leonidas saying "Toss them to the cliffs!"

I really love your videos

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

I Like this content too😁

6:43 He has body of rock?They push their swords to his body and he is not dying.

Thats pretty dramatic. Glad that kittens are not hurt

8:48 they throw the vikings from the mountain

Press F for that lone relief army survivor.

Protect the Cat at All Costs

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Right that's purpose this match ;)

A real nailbiter!

If it was 300 Spartans only, it would have been much interesting.

I thought nah then I saw the Spartans reinforcements and was like “hold on, wait a minute”

Hysterical

FOR OUR KING..,, LEONIDAS!!!!

Wow kya video banate ho bhai

Praise the Gods!

About half way I wasn’t feeling too good for the Spartans

Purr murr :3

👍

Viking berserkers ? No, dovahkiins ! ...Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin (forever) !

14:10 two spartans are killing 7-8 vikings.

Imagine Spartans going in war naked

Good vidéo

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks ;)

awwwws :3

Yay the successfully save the kitten

los espartanos como siempre invictos 🤣😀

Having the boulders repeatedly kill off half of the berserkers really wasn't fair.

@soonsuicidal

2 жыл бұрын

Some boulders were useless and kill only several per drop. The vikings were about x5 the number of the spartans. So it is only fair that spartans have the power of boulders to their side. All for the glory of pussy lord.

@ricogoldstar

2 жыл бұрын

@@soonsuicidal 😅🤣 ok

which music you use for this or soundtrack name?

That video just shows how powerful Spartans are

its like 300 but the king is a cat?

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

haha That's right😄

Skyrim bandits

Lol probably the avalanche got more kills than the Spartans

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Probably fifty-fifty...?

@xianjacobsolo8654

2 жыл бұрын

@@battlesimulatorgamer yes

Please made 100 billion spartan vs 1000 or more modern soldier arm by pkm.

so... are they sacrificing it after that??? to the god of war or something...!

imagine disliking this video

oiiii

How many Vikings are there in this video?

Dovahkiin army

Anh ơi cho 10 nghìn số ba ta đi anh đấu với những con khác

@xianjacobsolo8654

2 жыл бұрын

where are you from

@cumakara9779

2 жыл бұрын

Oyunun adı ne

Шляпа а не сражения., с комнями хрень какая то.

Protect* or defend*

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Vikings will kill the cat.

Some Russian guy literally sent po n link In the comment section

@battlesimulatorgamer

2 жыл бұрын

ya spam bot. huuuu💨

Wadiw howol win if da ispiriton fat daman zombis

Just shows what we will do to get a little p.ussy

This byfar is the most accurate battle simulator...NOT! 🤣

I could agree vikings are stronger than Persians but spartans too op

Lame. That many rocks was literally overkill.

Piseag bhochd :(