How did they know about our directing techniques? TBH... we'd still listen to this.

@jonathansetzer6456

6 ай бұрын

Calm huh? This sketch wasn’t so calm.

@gwynnie_bird

6 ай бұрын

😂

@DareToDreamBig757

6 ай бұрын

hire timothee chalamet

@bac-up6758

6 ай бұрын

Lol! Welcome sir!

@callmeshaggy5166

6 ай бұрын

I meant to say something witty earlier but I fell asleep

his voice is actually so soothing, I need this

@jamesanderson6373

6 ай бұрын

Reported. Scammer

@theodorerobert6579

6 ай бұрын

No it's not!

@patr9117

6 ай бұрын

Right.

"Chatty lil bitch" got me 😂😂

"baby boy" got me😂😂

I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.

@joedecristoforo5434

6 ай бұрын

It is, but for JJ Watt/Madden etc

@sh3cat13

6 ай бұрын

Dude I would love that

Chalamet is just one of those hosts who knows how to nail it on SNL like Baldwin. Would be awesome to see him host in coming years.

@phoenixluk

6 ай бұрын

He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.

@sjinzaar

6 ай бұрын

Baldwin or Chalamet? ❤😂

@phoenixluk

6 ай бұрын

@@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.

@jamesgoble9254

6 ай бұрын

so, dont give chalamet a gun, noted.

@norahfarber1076

6 ай бұрын

Not sure what you meant but Baldwin has hosted SNL 17 times and this clip is from Chalamet's second time hosting SNL.

I would totally listen to this if it was released as a Sleep Story. I was dying of laughter over this skit! 😂

@DrChristopherMueller

6 ай бұрын

Which part of this dog shit was Funny?

@mds1171

6 ай бұрын

ya right bot

@nate9361

6 ай бұрын

Then it would be really terrible as a sleep story.

@Mattel_IQ

6 ай бұрын

the fuck is that !!?@@SaturdayNightLiveLive

@jaredt.murphy8257

6 ай бұрын

He has some recorded on the "calm" app, "the #1 meditation app"

"Plants to plot./pot" Timmy steamrolled that botched line like a pro!

@UnderstandingDarkness

6 ай бұрын

1:33

@BankaiFever

6 ай бұрын

In character flub = on purpose

@DeathnoteBB

Ай бұрын

@@BankaiFeverIt definitely wasn’t on purpose

@brandilepage4052

Ай бұрын

It was an accident for shre

how does alec baldwin ALWAYS come back 😭

@bn8682

6 ай бұрын

not sure perhaps by being rich in a notoriously corrupt state like New Mexico where he killed someone not so long ago?

@Jmcinally94

6 ай бұрын

They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm

@panthersoul

6 ай бұрын

He ain’t back yet. He shot someone and took no responsibility. I think Lorne is done.

@amdrewgamer

6 ай бұрын

@@panthersoulare you fucking serious? he fired a gun that was supposed to be an empty prop gun, it was in zero way his fault

@Killgore-ip2yq

6 ай бұрын

​@panthersoul It was an accident, but I understand you could cause the confusion there.

Punkie looked so nice here

Timothee needs to do one of these for real because his voice is incredibly calming.

why was he wearing a backpack

@Infinite-Animation-Art

28 күн бұрын

That is a good question?!😮😮😮😮

@obriendeb61

28 күн бұрын

It’s probably fashion!

@gga83

27 күн бұрын

To seems like is a casual moment

@gwenalyn1410

20 күн бұрын

Why is he so hot?

@imanolvalencia8894

13 күн бұрын

A backpack is a sign of youth that's what he said

I don't care what Timothée Chalamet says. He'll always make me go to sleep by his voice alone.

@cwg73160

6 ай бұрын

Did he say you couldn’t go to sleep?

@Firepuma27

6 ай бұрын

I melt when he speaks French

@javiruiz8365

6 ай бұрын

Right!! He is so boring

@Noxic72

4 ай бұрын

@@javiruiz8365 that's not what they're saying pookie

@trangvu2525

2 ай бұрын

​@@javiruiz8365you are.not him

I love Dismukes so much. He has a million dollars and looks exactly like Brad Pitt.

you can tell he had fun with this one😭😭

You gonna drive me crazy baby boy🤣🤣🤣 I love andrew.

between "nah, that's not it" and timothee full on screaming... wow 😂

we need a full one now timothee

This guy knew how to work his material. Excellent MC.

I could definitely fall asleep to Alec Baldwin talking about his patented homemade recipe for Schweddy Balls.

@SuzieRox

6 ай бұрын

amen

@luzrodriguez1214

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes

Punkie’s eye makeup looks so pretty!

Would love a sleep story read by Timothee Chalamet @calm

Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.

@Kitty8791

6 ай бұрын

Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.

I would definitely listen to Timothee's sleep story if calm make it real

Actually fell asleep to the story before it got to minute 2 - highly recommend Chalamet as an actual Calm host for the future!

...said Dumbledore calmly.

@Poisonousivie

19 күн бұрын

😆

Who kinda wants to hear Timothée speak French here? 🙋🏻‍♂️

@jamiegdubois

6 ай бұрын

As an Acadian and fan of Timothée, I would love that!

@javiruiz8365

6 ай бұрын

I’m good

I would actually listen to him read me a story fr 😭

"NOW I GOT DOO DOO ON MY HANDS!" I Iost it at that part! 😄

This was a good SNL episode, every skip was entertaining. Good job Timothee and cast...😊🙃😂🤣😁

Man, a dream come true if Timmy did a real sleep story. I will continue pray for it.

Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!

@Cow80y

6 ай бұрын

🤨

@jeremyarenas6627

6 ай бұрын

you mean, killed a woman?

@Eoin-B

6 ай бұрын

I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though. There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.

@williamgullett5911

6 ай бұрын

The woman he shot doesnt care

@williamgullett5911

6 ай бұрын

@@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer

YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY BABY BOY

@hihowareyouthen

6 ай бұрын

This cracked me up! His delivery...😂

THIS SYYYUUUCCKKSSSSSS

the hair is driving me WILD.

Timmy did a good job

punkie looks glam af in makeup 😂😂

daphne is so real

@essenceedwards-burd4681

6 ай бұрын

😅😅

Timothee did a great job love sleep story it was so fun ,and soothing 😂.

I can't tell you how many times I imagine dogs pooping when I'm trying to sleep.

@callmeshaggy5166

6 ай бұрын

Please, let's keep it that way

@igorschmidlapp6987

6 ай бұрын

I don't count sheep, I count dog turds... ;-P Now, LET'S GET CALM!

@PapagenoX09

6 ай бұрын

You won the internet the day you posted this comment. 😂

i love all these skits but i also love how his perfume ad was right before this i thot it was a part of snl loollll

Punkie really got to work this week.

*Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!

Punkie looks GORGEOUS

Saturday Night Live has been HILLARIOUS!!!! for like the last four weeks. So fun to watch again!!!!

So calming

Where's that sleep demon when we need him?

he almost became duke of arhakis in this one

Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel But he has a deep Demon voice He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib Notice it next time It ecos like a mix of different voice Very powerful He sometimes slips that voice here and there It comes up when he raps aggressively Or here shouts You can differentiate how different that voice is As if he's possessed 😅 I love this about him❤

Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.

@tae7x

6 ай бұрын

i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes

I actually listen to the Get Sleepy stories every night 😂 this is awesome

Wow, what a comedic genius, he kills it every time.

Dang, was hoping they'd end it with Alec baldwin reading off some lines from the story.

Timothy is working through these bad scripts, I’ll give him that.

Punkie looking so pretty in this!

wow with the strike over looks like even murderers are getting back to work

This was awesome! I laughed so much and then Alec showed up! 🎉🎉😂 Perfection!! ❤

Crazy how actors can kill someone and get back to work manslaughter or not like Matthew Broderick

@jamesmueller5038

2 ай бұрын

Who's Matthew Broderick?

I liked how Alec just clapped when he said "Calm"

Hey that’s the guy that murdered someone!

Why is he wearing a backpack? 😆

Great, he didn't shoot anyone!

Punkie looks gorgeous.

Like he’s really soothing

Would totally listen to him tell the story of DUNE like this...

Punkys SpongeBob ai line had me gasping for air. So good.

Anybody who says this comedy isn't funny is fucking old. SNL has its pulse on society right now. This is so fucking funny, Timothee Chalomet is amazing, and these comedians are really really good

I think the sketch would have worked better if he had played it straight and did the entire crazy story in a calm voice

I missed Alec. Glad he's back

@seffishestopal5950

6 ай бұрын

I didn’t.

Haha may i just say, this is fucking hilarious and soothing. I shall sleep like a baby.

Alec Baldwin is like COVID. He just won't go away

@tiaradh650

6 ай бұрын

IM IN TEARSSSS

I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.

@RomanSionis85

6 ай бұрын

She is Punkie Johnson and yes I fully agree 👏

punky and andrew are my fave duo

@RomanSionis85

6 ай бұрын

Yeah it was nice seeing them partnered together here considering they both joined SNL 3 years ago 😁

Well,I....search a story to calm myself and get this. Now I can't sleep😂

"So people can just buy your voice?" "Oh, the things it's been dragged into... Thomas The Tank Engine. Wu-Tang Clan songs."

Punkie lokks STUNNING! omg

Yay!! Great twist in the end.

Seriously, I get tears every time I watch it

So nice to see Alec back on SNL...

Now I need to see the SpongebobAI version of this sketch.

Kinda feels like they are finally catching on to Tim Robinsons amazing sense of humor after the success of ITYSL

Alright, this did get me to laugh a bit.

i love hearing timothees laugh after 3:20 hahah

And I’m done! They just gave a murderer air time. Later!

@jamesmueller5038

2 ай бұрын

No, just a proud family man, victim of circumstance.

Alec got some stress bags below the eyes. That, or he aged 10 years in the last 8 months.

Definitely thought it was going to be smut.

@just-tess

2 ай бұрын

YES why is not one else saying this, I was completely bracing for Daphne to be Punkie's alter ego but they deny to TC that it's anything other than innocent - like the Oscar Isaac writing group one

Lmao I just watched calm last night, this is great.

"We should've gone with spoungebob AI man" underrated line

lol- "I AM PAUL MU-ADIB ATRIEDES"

this is how you write comedy for the 21st century! please keep this going!

Love Timmy here

This made me so calm

11:03pm: I’m gonna attempt to actually sleep to this on repeat even with the screams n stuff lmao Edit (9:45am): WTF HELP I ACTUALLY SLEPT LIKE A BABY TO TIMOTHEES VOICE?!

ALEC BALDWIN OUT OF NO WHERE

@jessegpresley

6 ай бұрын

Duck!

@bn8682

6 ай бұрын

He should be sent back to nowhere

@kellifranklin9872

6 ай бұрын

It was so good to see him again!

@Belfastboi

6 ай бұрын

I could do without seeing him now and not after Timothee chalamet?!!

dont give alec a gun

Okay I need this audiobook by Timothée 😀👍

Thanks Timothee, ❤ u

i need timmy sleep story on spotify

I can actually sleep well to that scream.😊

HE NEEDS TO LEGITIMATELY DO THIS