i cant imagine how difficult it is to constantly defend anna and yourself from the chess mafia, i assume that the game mustve captured the horrors accurately

@catfilmz

Жыл бұрын

@Newcious more like bore ragnarok

@thegoatedgelord

Жыл бұрын

@Wally Wally dez nut

@AnnaRudolfChess

Жыл бұрын

Kevin = 💪💪💪 (though I'm more UNIT of course)

@shrekfrog

Жыл бұрын

@@AnnaRudolfChess clearly, you handle the bigger threats such as the nightly jim pickens purge!

@theradiantdehd3997

Жыл бұрын

@@shrekfrog And Spiders. *shivers* spiders

lmao anna’s chess room looks like how she described the gifts she would get from friends when she was younger that were relentlessly chess themed

@YehNahYehAyy

Жыл бұрын

@Newcious No 🚿

You know it's a CallMeKevin game if Kevin doesn't even finish it

@Her_Imperious_Condescension

Жыл бұрын

@Wally Wally Go away.

@sunnyz0335

Жыл бұрын

@@Her_Imperious_Condescension see you ok

This is like a terrible Fanfiction come to life and I loved every minute of it, thanks for always making me smile❤️

@marti5420

Жыл бұрын

Fanfiction? More like documentary

@Her_Imperious_Condescension

Жыл бұрын

These are some Full Life Consequences.

Please chess mafia don't take away my lip balm 😱😱

@Seen420

Жыл бұрын

The mafia are a dangerous lot so you should start protecting that lip balm

Let’s see if we can get the other Irish lads to play this

@redqueeen2950

Жыл бұрын

This!!!

@ghostsquee6328

Жыл бұрын

Would be beautiful

@cyberlemon9840

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@IHadSoManyIngots

Жыл бұрын

Yes! 10/10 would watch!

@SlothLinn

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! xD

this game is definitely going to get an award not for being the best game but for being the most random game ever

@diamondplayz2145

Жыл бұрын

True

@UtopssAKAPJ

Жыл бұрын

@Newcious No

@maryfreegirl2029

Жыл бұрын

most game ever

@TheBlackSpartan103

Жыл бұрын

Yes GOTY

@bigcheese1061

Жыл бұрын

No for being the most Kevin game of the year

This is how I imagine his Miitopia island after years of being left alone.

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

Jim was bound to become the dictato..the community leader at one point or the other. Hes inevitable after all.

@frankuraku5622

Жыл бұрын

This is canon.

I never realized how difficult your life is, yet you keep up with a steady upload regime, I have a much deeper respect for you Kevin

Who in the fuck made this game?! Like someone took time to construct this game. I.. I am impressed. Kudos to you, creator.

@Jenny-gh9qn

Жыл бұрын

I think the creator actually talked about this game on the subreddit a while ago. I forgor the name tho

@DirtyGeorge

Жыл бұрын

@Wally Wally I thought that was a link to the game

@sarasthoughts

Жыл бұрын

@@DirtyGeorge don't click!!

@frostflaggermus

Жыл бұрын

The name is at the credit screen! Mikko Jauhanen.

@Cupa99999

Жыл бұрын

@@Jenny-gh9qn it was a guy named Mikko Jauhanen

This is exactly how I imagined Call Me Kevin lived his life tbf. Must have taken a lot of research of Ireland and the chess mafia.

Only thing i feel the game missed out on was Kevin running around collecting BEANS while dodging griefer jesus

@foxbird123

Жыл бұрын

Also PS1 Hagrid. 😂

@donnut4668

Жыл бұрын

the gameover screen shoulda had Grognak stomping the entire village

@strangebirb

Жыл бұрын

maybe that'll be in the DLC 😅

@peanutbutterperoxide9707

Жыл бұрын

And the closest that may or may not be a real in the stream background 🧐

Kevin once again proved that he's a Kevin genius by Kevining all over his subscribers

@RiderLeangle2

Жыл бұрын

You mean all us subscriblers

@UtopssAKAPJ

Жыл бұрын

@Newcious Yo No

@voxvolhynia5400

Жыл бұрын

@@RiderLeangle2 Subscribble to the cultmunity today!

I'd love to see Anna play this game. I think it'd be great for her to finally get a highly detailed and accurate perspective on your real actual life.

Disturbing how realistic this is... I think you have a stalker, Kevin

Kinda sad Kevin didn’t say anything about Default. Her model was so default he probably thought she was just a generic npc and not *THE* Default Default

@princeberton

Жыл бұрын

Default is my favorite character

@foxbird123

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too.

@matchamarimo

Жыл бұрын

Had the same thought haha

@TakecenterStage

Жыл бұрын

Wait where was she? I must have missed it

@Klathis

Жыл бұрын

@@TakecenterStage the NPC that escaped from Turg in the mountain

7:47 instead of making default the default mii character, they just used the default human model from whatever this software is. That’s actually really clever!

It's rare to find someone genuinely funny that happens to be gaming! Keep up the good work!

"What will i do if a fully grown man follows me to my house???" kevin figures out what its like to be a 20-something woman trying to peacefully go to a bar for a couple hours

@phoebedarker

Жыл бұрын

For real

@xmiky

Жыл бұрын

your comment is unfortunately too real. stay safe girls 🤍

@silviaromeroseoane9754

Жыл бұрын

Even younger than 20

Ah yes, the true capital city of Ireland, Little Kevington. Famed for it's beautiful mountains, the notorious Chess Mafia and the nightly Jim Pickens abductions for all those who break curfew. A paradise to be sure.

I'm confused. Why is Kevin running away and trying to escape our lord and savior Jim Pickens? It is the highest honor to be locked in his basement and forced to paint for his benefit.

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

Its a metaphor of how Kevin wants to run away of his duties but they always find him in the end. Jim being the living representation of Kevins responsability towards the cult he made. The mind of Kevin is complex and contradiciting, you see.

@LoveLee_Dreamer

Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 Ah, that makes complete sense. His resistance is futile, but I see that he is a complicated man.

@SuperToasty325

Жыл бұрын

No one is "forced,"... it's involuntary consent.

@casualprince8779

Жыл бұрын

*sent from my basement*

@TheKosstImogen

Жыл бұрын

@@LoveLee_Dreamer He will be a-Jim-ilated. His technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to Jim's own. Resistance is futile.

“is that his car? it’s gotta be. he’s irish and it’s green” kevin you’re all irish

@unslaadkrosis9435

Жыл бұрын

Suvi, you're Korean

@Engardian

Жыл бұрын

Kevin: “…oh.”

The guy who made this game is Finnish and I've never been more proud of my nationality

@desaun

Жыл бұрын

oikeesti?! haha awesome

@nightsgrow6575

4 ай бұрын

You should be. Forget Nokia and angry birds, this is your new national legacy

"Oh, Jacksepticeye's here!" Of course he is, this wouldn't be Kevin simulator without his irish lads

I liked the part of the game where Kevin said "It's Kevin time" and Kevin'd all over the tomatoes

Jim Pickens is literally Kevin's own Slenderman that jumpscares him

"What's your favorite game?" "CallMeKevin Simulator." "What?" "Oh, you know, the game where you shoot the chess mafia, steal tomatoes and enter the nightmare store..."

Great Job Mikko Jauhanen! On the game and congrats on getting kevin to play it! Loved all the references :)

@rekijokigames9669

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

This is very insightful for me. I now know the daily routine of literally every person in Ireland.

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

You mean everyone in Ireland worships Jim Pickens? Huh, you would think such a famous religion would be well known in the rest of the world. Maybe they dont much publicity outside the island. Maybe Kevin should be doing a better job at spreading the word of our Dear Leader and savior.

@foxbird123

Жыл бұрын

That's why Kevin does what he does, to spread the good word of Jim.

Him literally taking the car by carrying it made me laugh more than it sure have

When you wanted more Irish Lads but the game gives you the Irish Youngsters. This game is very accurate 20/10

@ThatGirlMxryz

Жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarok/10

@kitkatboard

Жыл бұрын

We have the Lads at home

Kevin never completed that race, meaning the Drift King wins once again.

"Note to self, never talk to Anna underscore chess." Anna would like to know your location.

You can tell Kevin truly loves Anna... She's the only one he didn't shoot.

@kaydndraper1054

Жыл бұрын

aw that's totally true ! I just realized that. score one for true love!

Ok without a doubt it's a 7 out of kevin

@amy2771

Жыл бұрын

Or even a Kevin out of 7

@Deathbrecht

Жыл бұрын

Why not both? A 7 out of Kevin out of 7.

@seidimeow

Жыл бұрын

@Amy​ @Deathbrecht heck, make it an 11 out of kevin

My parrot plumage greatly enjoyed this episode! SHe kept laughing and nodding her head for this one. She found 'Drift daddy' an absolutely hilarious sentence. Plumage absolutely adores your content

You know, from the name alone I probably shouldn’t be surprised that Anna’s famous “Glock Gambit” is considered an illegal move. One must be quite the unit to have survived the pressures of mafia enforcement for such a length of time. Looking at it like that, her surviving the chaos we affectionately call Kevin suddenly makes a lot of sense.

This is the greatest game of all time, I saw this on reddit and am so happy you did too❤️ This is why you are a CallMeKevin genius

The random "I fell iiiin" then kevin screaming in panic as he accidentally shoots Jack again, this is gonna be top tier

This game really make you FEEL like you're 3.04 million subscriber count KZreadr, CallMeKevin. The way he burns the rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a sleepy trance is just full of the exaggerated swagger of an Irish lad. It gives me goosebumps every time he does it. 9.5/10.0 It has a little something for everyone.

If Kevin was in psychonauts this is what his mind level would look like

Callmekevin plays Callmekevin. This is for sure a video of all time

I’m just imagining someone stumbling across this, not knowing who Kevin is, and being really confused by the chaos.

This definitely is one of the games of the year, love it!

You’ve made it, dude. Does Markiplier have his own simulator? I don’t think so.

Imagine this being the first video someone watches of Kevin's. I want to know what that experience would be like.

I'm disappointed the game didn't open with "Hey there, friends. How's it going. YOUR name is 'Kevin'".

We need a play through of the special edition now 😌

now we can truly experience being a military genius

That zooming Jim is a legit scary thing

You know, you really gotta respect Kevin's commitment to the roleplay in this game. He's so immersed that it actually FEELS like he's CallMeKevin.

i cannot describe how much i want to play this game. to be in the mind of a military genius would be…amazing.

The fact that I understood all the references makes me feel weirdly proud lmao

I love how all the Irish lads are represented in this game. I mean Jack and Nogla live with Kevin but I feel like Dan the villain and Terrorizer live there too, its just they wanted to be at the pub. Good to see Anna_Chess represented too. Don't forget to subscrible.

The thumbnail is terrifying, it looks like my sleep paralysis demon. I love it.

I just remembered one of Kevin’s grognaks also known as red glasses man was a professional chess/checkers player

Just like in reality, Jim Pickens is unstoppable and unkillable.

I love it when Kevin makes vlogs

very happy to see kevin played this game. i played it around a month ago and i loved it, the journey from beginning to end is so badly good.

"All the bodies across the river" Just another day for Kevin.

@pedrovallefin8406

Жыл бұрын

Its a common ocurrence in Little Kevington.

I'm disappointed it didn't start with being hit by a car, we all know that's where the callmekevin extended universe started

Love this. And also hoping for more reactions to irish tv ngl

I’ve been waiting for you to start a vlog series ever since I found your channel, and it finally paid off

Got to appreciate the room filled with pictures of the dear leader

can’t wait to see and play this perfect simulation

Why do I feel like Kevin is deliberately saying "outer body" to wind annoying people like me up? 😂

@matchamarimo

Жыл бұрын

I definitely think so. It's in the same category as William DaFoe and Brendan Frasier xD

@TheKosstImogen

Жыл бұрын

@@matchamarimo Ahh you're so right xD Considering how surprisingly often Willem Dafoe comes up though, I'm a tiny bit sad I've never seen Kevin use a "Willem DaFriend" meme, or maybe flashed us some Dr Brendan Frasier Crane 😂

Ok but actually speaking, props to whoever made this, it must have taken ages!

@rekijokigames9669

Жыл бұрын

Thanks. It took 3 months to make

So many mixed emotions. Fear, joy, confusion, eagerness but mostly I just feel concerned at this point. I do kinda want this game though

Thanks for letting us into a bit of your life. I had no clue this was your day to day activities.

i never thought that any turg-version could look worse than the sims one I was wrong

After seeing the meticulous, loving fan tribute that is Super VHS so recently, this hits as much more of a fever dream.

I really love the use of Pokémon background music in your videos recently. Nice touch!

All the golden sun music continues to make me smile. Also this game is almost perfect for your commentary kudos to whoever made it

I laughed way harder than I should oh heyyy it's done by a Finnish person, nice! (torille)

I love your rendition of Ring of Fire playing each time you respawn, like a torturous Groundhog Day

you know you made it when u get your own simulator! keep it up kevin!

The fact that Turgs prisoner was default was amazing, the fact they were the default model was amazing but they sounded way too expressive, default would be the same one way or another 7/Kevin for realism

This is both amazing and terrifying.

I laughed so hard at this, top tier content from you and from the developer XD

You're my feckin favorite KZread stuff maker person to watch the stuff made by you on KZread. I just watched videos for years, then I randomly found the Jim Pickens sims series you made and I binge watched all of it. The only reason I made an actual KZread account is just so I could leave you a comment lol

Of all the games of 2022 I've seen so far, this is definatly one of them.

The time hitting 25:00 after he was being chased by Jim invoked a kind of fear in me that I didn’t know could exist

Guys, Kevin is Irish! To be accurate you need narrow single lane roads that are two ways and has stone fences that but up against the road on each side! 🤣😂🇮🇪

Dodging Jim all like "Float like a bee, sting like a, uh...bee"

the next time you meet jack irl just give him a sack of tomato's

Best simulator game ever. Totally realistic

This game is almost perfect, but it is missing one important thing. It should have started in the hospital room with a character creator so that you could choose how pale you look right after being hit by the car. That would bring in character creation and an origin story. Like fallout, but with more pale skin and less choice

my god i have not laughed this much in so long, thanks for the vid kevin!

this is actually a pretty impressive game

obsessed with nogla being here just to berate kevin

I’ve been subscribled for years and you still make me laugh every video, thanks Kevin

CallMeKevin simulator; locking your sims in rooms, say bore ragnarok every single day and love potatoes

Kevin talking about shiny cards and PSA 10 actually surprised me.

So realistic, Dan cursed the race track sounds about right :)

The game does an awesome job portraying Ireland. This really is how Ireland looks irl.

I love your content. Keep making the great videos

Thank you for taking us on this trip through your average day, Kevin is a Kevin genius

callmekevin, beginning of a video: so today we'll be playing the call me kevin simulator callmekevin, one minute into a video: so basically i'm wearing a car

Mate, you have so much more patience than I have. I would probably have already quite out of the game when I found out you drive by not being able to see where you're going as you thought it to be a good idea to pick up the car instead of sitting in it. Hahah.

Kevin, I discovered ur channel like 3 days ago and have been binge watching all of ur vids ever since. You literally r a hero for my mental health, ur humour cheers me up a lot and I'm rlly thankful for u existence (sounds cheesy and cringe but whatever)

@kaydndraper1054

Жыл бұрын

stay subscribed he's really worth it I think he's like one of the best human beings. I was going to say that I know but I don't know him so that would probably sounded a bit weird. also if you want more longer Kevin's content he does have the channel where he posts his live stream on KZread he hasn't done that for a while I think it's because he hasn't done twitch for a while but you'll never run out of content from Kevin because Kevin Post everyday you can count on Kevin

@kaydndraper1054

Жыл бұрын

also forgive the fact that this comment is just a run-on sentence