Government: *Blitz, please don’t ruin San Francisco* *Blitz:*

@Dosbomber

4 жыл бұрын

San Francisco: Too late, we already did that.

Blitz expectation: Ahh BalanCity what a great way to relax Blitz Reality: Oh there’s Also earthquakes 2 sec later: *Siren*

@StroudVFX

4 жыл бұрын

Use code tiko

@theepicukrainian

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

8:38 this is what happens after destroying mars in Univers Sandbox 2

@winstonminhle6927

3 жыл бұрын

Blitorm morning

Big earthquake: I am inevitable Thanos: THATS MY LINE

@darrenwallis627

4 жыл бұрын

First

@the8thdeadlysin410

3 жыл бұрын

Darren Wallis why you care?

Airplane: Crashes into building Bill Gates: not that much money Blitz: oops

@jayman7249

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains don't say that

Blitz: I will not place Alcatraz during an earthquake Blitz: ***STILL PLACES ALCATRAZ***

Blitz: *feels San Francisco is safer than Buenos Aires* San Francisco: ima show this dude my talent

Everyone make sure that Blitz never becomes an Architect.😂

@jamdoggaming6987

4 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Reyes I will do my best

@mingpingxie3563

4 жыл бұрын

Blitz should, he is a great chaos maker!

@huntermagnuson8062

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he does have a degree in engineering, Architecture might not be too far off!

@the8thdeadlysin410

3 жыл бұрын

Ok I will hire him then

1:24 train.exe has stopped working

@bananaman6158

4 жыл бұрын

NANI

First an “accidental” Death Star now this come on Blitz

Blitz:builds anything, foes anything, anything happens Also blitz one second later: (starts laughting like yoda)

6:54 "would you like me as Mayor?" Of course, but you would probably name the city "Blitztopia" and the people would all be named "Subto Blitz"

We need this man to be Mayor of any City

“Accidentally”

5/10 Has too much housing to be San Fransico, not enough homeless either.

@aaronb2334

4 жыл бұрын

Not enough poop on the streets

@wwellthemage8426

4 жыл бұрын

That got dark fast

@wwellthemage8426

4 жыл бұрын

I ment the levels of "light" changed drastically escaply since I've been there and only saw the good and I have good memory's there, no it's not that horrible and I know I know just a fraction of darkness but I know what dark times look like

@wwellthemage8426

4 жыл бұрын

Also homelessness is darker then what many people make it out to be its not just sleep on the streat begging there a whole lot pf trauma that goes with it, and this oftrn leads to higher crimes rates because people are desprete if you need food you are more likey to steal that Homelessness isn't just people begging and sleeping I can't stress that enough

@MrMattumbo

4 жыл бұрын

@@wwellthemage8426 They're also usually mentally ill drug addicts dude. Almost anywhere you go in this country there is plentiful food available to the homeless, and there are shelters (assuming you aren't wasted). These people aren't starving, they're desperate for drugs and that is the primary driver of their crimes. If they really were just trying to survive that'd be one thing, but they aren't. As sad as addiction is, it's self-inflicted and they can choose to stop using the many resources available (especially in a place like San Fran).

Blitz you should do the maw installation in forts, with all the asteroids and the Death Star prototype and the star destroyer gorgon on the Imperial side and 2 nebulon class cruisers and the sun crusher super weapon

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BALANCITY LUV U BLITZ

Love your vids blitz

I would "TOTALLY" want you as my mayor, Blitz.

“Blitz” “why are there ufo’s in San Francisco” Area 51 confirmed

@dianabrown7601

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Why are there big animals in San Francisco

I love how he cut the videos end like 3 seconds before an airplane crashed into his giant tower.

@zpccubing688

4 жыл бұрын

The airplane was going to go to the airport silly

@-echo_of_the_styx-8256

4 жыл бұрын

@@zpccubing688 Righhhhht

It’s like Tetris 99 but it just goes through with the trees.

I love your channel blitz

Man Blitz ur the freaking bomb man

New blitz plays old blitz games

I love this game please play more

You should play more Kerbal Space Program.

@Dboi_P

4 жыл бұрын

WAKKO?

@rexyboiiiweewoo2974

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dboi_P what you mean

Blitz more apocalypse

This is a fun game good vids blitz keep it up 🎉🤩🤩 ps why does the alarm sound like a broken printer

Game logic: Alcatraz is floating, but not falling off.

Hi Blitz I really like your videos, even without understanding a word you speak. and I'm brazilian

Rip to all who were lost in 911 and everyone in that building last episode

hi blitz im 12 and love your content i look up to you and you make me happy evey day i have dysgraphia ADHD and dyslexia i know how it feels you just make my day evey day keep up the good work p.s your my hero just whated to say hear are some trates you have that make you my hero funny, crismatic, fun, nice, cool, much much more keep being fun look for my comment each video for some motavsion love river

blitz: oh theres also earthquakes not even 1 second later: *S I R E N*

Blitz I've been here since 180

i love your videos!

Alcatraz is flying wow i think it got stuck in the bridge thats a good news i think and what a beautiful town

5:52 ITSA FISH

I have waited this momen for a year

10:13 your title says otherwise

Love u blitz

This made me laugh so hard!!!

I love watching ur vids ur voice is satificing

@harirusiq2409

4 жыл бұрын

Satisfying*

Yes it would be very eventful

“ACCIDENTALLY”

if u put three big squares of an office or residential building on top of eachother u can make a skyscraper wish I was early;-;

I wanna see more:-)

Blitz! Play the nightmare mode now!

14:26 one fell in the water and the mayor does not care citizens: DAMN YOU CARELESS MAYOR uhhhh... how do we fire him?

Hi I love you’re vid

I would like you to be the major of my town

@mingpingxie3563

4 жыл бұрын

he should, he is a great person who makes chaos :)))

Earth quake: I am inevitable

No one : Blitz:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Alcatraz was in the bridge

I feel sorry for blitz citizens

Alcatraz just like ight imma head out

I am an Argentinian and when I heard the way you said Buenos Aires I almost passed out

Hey blitzWhen you do this game again make sure to do the tutorials

*accidentally* yea blitz u dont have to hide it lol

Where do you find balancity blitz

Yes

Cool

Blitz make a zombie toaster in pepole playgound

Do more please

Blitz do more just case 4

LOL

San Francisco is collapsing down

His laugh

Hey Blitz!! There's a new update in totally accurate battle simulator! It's Pirate faction Please can you make this comment be in a totally accurate battle simulator please

@ZenxoXD

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh you know in the video please

So much "accidents"

Yeee again

how do you install it

9:58 i think his voice got cracked XD (not good at english)

oh okay oh okay okay oh

This game is not for people who have OCD

yes

Did someone eat hot flaming Cheetos and set the city on fire

Is it on phone or computer

Hey blitz people have been in a earthquake with out knowing because there's negitive on the Richter scale. Like a penny falling off a dog that's a tiny earthquake.

Try London,it's hard.😜😜😜👌👌😟😟🤯

i just was watching a vid and you commeted on it 4 years ago

@AIrtfical

4 жыл бұрын

for real i saw it

I’m watching this in sf (plz don’t vote blitz for mayor)

Love U

i like destruction

This video is funny though

It was nine eleven all over last video

What's I'm your biggest fan please play this one game it is called Castle Siege

I get the airplane crashing. 9-11

Calm

You messed up!

Wow

Please play there are billions

How much times they said help me is one like

Three views and 6 likes. Really KZread again. What did you drink this time 🤦🏼‍♂️

Hay blitz check your 28th comment some kid was really nice

Hmmm!

Pls play fishery !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hotel?

Is this game on mobile??

Not first