Is anyone going to tell RCE that the sewage pumps always output sewage even when you don't have an input? You can have a single water pump and a dozen sewage pumps and all 12 sewage pumps will dump out their full volume of water. Which means adding more sewage pumps only makes the problem worse.

@Lysdexis

2 жыл бұрын

Yelling at my screen this very thing the entire time....

@lilsammywasapunkrock

2 жыл бұрын

he good at making BAD things

@katrinasmith219

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm dying. Please make it stop

@NeveraCore

2 жыл бұрын

So... Technically he only needs one pump?

@AbsalomIndustries

2 жыл бұрын

@@NeveraCore Well, given how decimated his population is at this point, maybe. But no, they put out a fixed amount regardless of "demand" so he would likely need at least a few. But adding more just adds phantom sewage, created from ether. It doesn't reduce load. The flooding is probably because he added more pumps than the outflow into the "ocean" could handle.

I love how this series started as "let's make an efficient green sewage solution", and now it has descended into *this*

@fubblitious

2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant "efficient BROWN solution" ???

@eoln_

2 жыл бұрын

@@fubblitious Yeah, definetly brown power

@aidanwhite5631

2 жыл бұрын

descended implies this is bad. i believe you mispelled ascended

@jaredhaas4168

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidanwhite5631 Assended

@pbsixgun6

2 жыл бұрын

Frankly, it's turned out about the same as every 'Green solution' ever presented.

Considering you now have two poocanoes, I think the ultimate goal should be make an addition that would turn them into the base of a *very* efficient shape.

@andresperez8658

2 жыл бұрын

And i hope it leaks out of the tip

@midwestreview6382

2 жыл бұрын

All the problems are because of the lac of the shaft increasing the efficiency

@gr6e

2 жыл бұрын

The most efficient poocano

@Enclave.

2 жыл бұрын

What's critical is that the tip of the shaft is near the ocean so you can have a safe outlet point to stop all this flooding.

@glenmcgillivray4707

2 жыл бұрын

The shaft could drain both poocanoes through a series of dams. The final episode could very well show the results of the dams failing catastrophically.

"On your right you'll see the architects themselves. Now if they ask you for a budget expansion or give you plans for a superfluous addition please just ignore them. We ask you not to indulge the architects."

I'm pretty sure that the more sewage drains you put in, the more sewage flows out, regardless of the city capacity. Adding more is just going to make it worse. The mechanic works the same as the water pumps - you can pump all the water in the world and you can drain all the water in the world. Just remove half of the drains at the top as long as you have enough for your city demand, and that should help.

@AB-wf8ek

2 жыл бұрын

You sound like an architect

@wojciechbladowski542

2 жыл бұрын

@@AB-wf8ek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@amadeosendiulo2137

2 жыл бұрын

@@AB-wf8ek And that's why their complaining about it. I mean, we know wew they live.

@amadeosendiulo2137

2 жыл бұрын

@@wojciechbladowski542 Gówniany i chujowy kontent oglądamy, co?

Loving how Matt makes engineering just look like solving the problems you just created with your previous solution.

@keithduthie

2 жыл бұрын

That's _Civil_ Engineering for you.

@wta1518

Жыл бұрын

Is that not what engineering is?

@fabristudios_official

10 ай бұрын

@@wta1518idk man I don’t see any difference between architecture and engineering, it’s basically just designing things, *right?*

@tomhejda6450

7 ай бұрын

​@@fabristudios_officialThere's a different goal: Architects want to design things as "nice" as possible (whatever "nice" means for them), disregarding the function. Engineers want to design things as "functional" as possible (whatever "functional" means for them), disregarding the looks.

i think the sewage outlets might output a constant flow of water, removing them could make the situation easier to handle

To be honest, I start to envy the architects. Maybe their live is a constant survival, but at least they don't get flooded with poo

@FarremShamist

2 жыл бұрын

They only drink it, bathe in it, and everything! And it's not just poo, it's industrial waste too, spicy mixes!

@hitechhooligan

Жыл бұрын

*life

I found your channel a couple of days ago and then fell down the Engitopia poohole...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thumbs up from a fellow engineer!

@atomic.rabbit

2 жыл бұрын

Just wait until you find the timberborners

You can see this guy is definitely an architect. He built a hole to hold poop but didn't put an outflow.

@GreatSeal7

2 жыл бұрын

The boat poo cenal

@The_Lamash

2 жыл бұрын

HERETIC HERETIC HERETIC HERETIC!!!!

@evelyneverlasting9038

8 күн бұрын

Theres no need for outflow. You just put a poopond at the bottom and pump it back to the top. Idk why he connected it to the river

Not to tell you your business, but when Poocano II fills up, it's going to backflow into Poocano I. However, the banks of the canal are lower than the walls of the inlet to Poocano I, so it's just going to flood poo everywhere as soon as Poocano II is full.

Cities Skylines was the second series I saw from you (first was Mini Motorways). I'm stoked to see more of it now! Part of me wonders if it's not time for Engitopia: Season 2, however. You could take a leaf out of your Timberborners series and make an Architects Zone from the beginning (so your city is designed with it in mind instead of having poo-cano problems). Love the chaos, Matt. Keep it up mate xx

Waste pipes output a fixed volume, you can delete some to stop the excess supply of fluid.

Architects - "how many useless bits can I stick on this building before it collapses?" Engineers - "how much can I take off this building before it collapses"

@graham2631

2 жыл бұрын

Architects and engineers, why did it collapse? Huh, really? l didn't think of that.

@fabristudios_official

10 ай бұрын

Construction workers: *Why are we still here? To suffer*

Your Cities: Skylines content is by far the crativest content I've ever seen!

@eriel-fu4305

2 жыл бұрын

Most people playing it nicely and this man is just a beautiful art of chaos

@Maxicraft.

2 жыл бұрын

@@eriel-fu4305 Not Sun-Zu's Art of War its now RCE's Art of wonderful Engeneering ,

@its999wrld4

2 жыл бұрын

Juicy content

@fabristudios_official

10 ай бұрын

I love chaos

The boats going up that poop chute is my favorite part.

A beautiful symphony of over- and under-engineering.

Fabulous tour! Better than Grand Canyon and Celebrity Homes combined! The Pooez Canal provides for such lovely vistas.

I think that 'the strongest shape', being in/under a flooded space, is good thing and a sign it is doing it's job well

I would love to see rce do a actually legit cities skyline series. But i do like the madness lol

This is by far the best series (and channel)! Keep up the good work Matt!

@vanessa-maynimmo4289

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

You should use the disaster response/flood response buildings. They send out vacuum trucks to suck up the flooded water

try to delete some poo pumps to lower the amount of poo water getting disposed of maybe it will work.

Bro KZread is definitely made by architects lol when I first opened ur vid It had no sound😂👍🏽

@Mavve69

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I got a 30 minute ad

@InvisibleSquids

2 жыл бұрын

You actually are correct, there is such a thing as a software architect, they essentially work directly with the domain designer and make design decisions for how the code structure will be…

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

@@InvisibleSquids - And then hands it over to a Software Engineer to actually make the plans into reality? 😀

@InvisibleSquids

2 жыл бұрын

@@LHyoutube that's often what usually happens, but there are cases where the 'engineers' in a code base are the architects pulling double duty. Better software is made by engineers who's sole focus is designing the code to work and work well, when you throw an architect in there, you get code that looks good, and probably doesn't work well, lol

14:16 Not like you to miss a pun, Matt: 'Gotta make the most of the shituation'.

I have very strong feeling, that poocanoos, are going to be a base for a strongest shaped poo containment.

In order to fix the flooding issue you can expand the river going to the ocean

@14:14 i love how your laughter made it sound like "don't let the poo get you down, you've gotta make the most of the shituation" 💩

RCE, listen, decrease the sewage pumps amount by half at least, they are the source of trouble, so you have to tweak the amount of sewage pumps by hand to maintain both poo-canoes.

I like how this started as a genuinely good city and now it has ascended into this

I love how proud of yourself you are about your boat tour working 😆 Lots of great views for sure!

I’m way more invested in this city than I ever thought I would be

He started out with the best of intentions, to use Cities Skylines to explain real-world civil engineering concepts like why T-intersections are preferable over four-way crossings for safety reasons and how the approach roads need a certain amount of setback for visibility, etc. Only to now find his city has not just one, but *two* poo volcanoes surrounded by phallic roads connected with spaghetti interchanges, plus a dam across a lake, and a sunken neighborhood protected by water pumps, and physics-defying ferries which sail not only upriver but also uphill, and airplanes that fly safely through buildings, and a penal colony for architects… It’s wonderful!

No matter how much crap this game flings your way, you're always able to flush out the problem.

This is my favorite series on KZread. TRCE you’re what I aspire to be in life, and I thank you for doing what you’re doing.

"When you're flooded you can no longer be efficient." Speak for yourself there guy.

This is definitely my favorite series!! Thank you for bringing it back!!

"Turdal surges" got me laughing hard, thanks for that! :D

the point in the day where there's a sudden surge of poo is about 7:30 in the morning on average. Also, we need engitpoia to build poo dykes

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

'Poo dykes' sounds like a genre of porn that you really don't ever want to click on! 😂

I've been impatiently waiting for the next Cities: Skyline episode, and it did not disappoint! more pls ✌️😎

New band idea - Poo-rillaz - On Architect Hill "Up on Architect Hill There's a poo-covered tree Are you here for the wee? Engineers looking out on the day Of an architect dream"

Idea: Build a Arcitect Prison Island in the other poocano. Might call it Poopaktraz

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

Architraz?

We need a full series of this !!

This series is, with a distance, my top favourite show ever! I don't understand why Netflix hasn't signed you up yet. Or have they tried? We don't need another sequel of Games of Thrones, THIS is way more interesting. Yes, I am serious.

Me just getting into the game: oh look, a real civil engineer playing this game. Can't wait to see beautiful, efficient tips and projects. First video:

Water is like the only natural predator of cities skyline saves. I spent 20 hours stitching together an underground transits station. Like day later the lake over yonder decided it was now a geyser. Flooded the transit station. So I removed the water asset and flattened the lake. Didn't matter. I now bad bugged water sources in several places. Sae la vie.

yoo matt crazy vids man I love the humor and chaos of cities skylines by far my fav series!!!

Never mind the poocanos, how about the super-powered engines on those boats, taking them up ridiculously steep gradients?! Or the super-strong hulls, given they didn't care about the concrete walls at the poocano / canal boundary...

I love this channel. Matt always makes me laugh.

@vanessa-maynimmo4289

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

This is how property value works in Engitopia: Anywhere near the Poocano, is 1$ to purchase. Anywhere near the lake is 5$, and litterally anywhere else is $100 000 dollars. *As long as Matt doesn't ever visit that place that is to cause Poonamis, Terdalwaves and sinkholes.*

ME: So, now you've got an brand new poocano. What do you wanna do with it? RCE: Yasss!

Love this series so much

Because this guy is british, he really makes me think American English and English are completely different languages

Hey Mat U should engenier a tunnel/bridge out of the under side of lol volcano 2.0 and make it run back up to above of architects island so they drown in their own feasses

If this town had a nuclear reactor it might as well be the town from Infra

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, for some reason that lone shipping container he pointed out gave me some serious Infra vibes! 😂

I want to see this efficiently designed city again

0:50 Dosn't being 'flooded' actually make it more efficient? 😉

A solid idea, make another part of the city a poop Venice. Cheers from Colorado!

"Oh I've seen that one.... wait, 9 hours ago? Back into the poop we go!!!"

Your "Atlantis" is really like Mexico-City. A lake that is forced dry with machines and with a city on top.

"You can see people poo in waves you can see the little turdal surges"... you win the pun of the day sir.

*looking at the waters of the city * "everything is poo? " "allways has been."

Now this is peak engineering also I know it is unrelated but for hydroneer just get a ton of iron drills it is the way to go I have like 22 going an it gets about 4.2 cloutium in about 30seconds (your results may vary)

I absolutely loved the suer canal tour!

Love this series... Cant wait for next

Thanks Matt for continuing engitopia

12:30 Call it Birmingham Mat, because it is dodgy.

12:33 the "spaghetti way" junction

You can change the intensity of disasters to make your sinkholes larger and hold more flood water, then you COULD use your super pumps to get rid of the water and fill it in. Or simply leave the giant hole

Just digging large holes is actually how Texas unironically handles flooding. No joke.

“Turdal surges” 😂😂😂 that’s a top notch pun mate

14:11 need to expand the river, a few more branches would probably do well.

I hope the folks on the boat tours around architect hill get proper PPE for the trip, only architects should be breathing that air in.

Yes I love these cities skyline videos!

On the big canal, instead if excavating it you can use the in-game canal builder to make sure it never leaks

This is my perfered content to watch when im on my break at work

3 minutes that’s pretty good and within a couple of more minutes I’m going to see a lot of destruction

This video is a perfect representation of the Quad Cities every other flood season-poop water everywhere!

if I remember right, the flooding didn't happen until AFTER you deleted a pipe you thought went to nothing. perhaps you should redo some of the pipes so the right connections are restored

from the shape of the city near the high way mess, you should call it spaghetti and meatballs

The architects struck back by crudely diverting the poo to the Engineers! This is definitely an act of war!

The sheer level of fecal-related puns and jokes in this episode warrants an addition to the geneva convention.

Amazing videos. You deserve all the subs. Keep it going.

"With the house on fire in the background, this is perfect"😂😂😂

I can't wait for the Sewage Canal's version of the Evergiven obstruction. Just so the Suez Canal pun goes to the fullest

Needing to consider taco tuesday as a civil engineer is a lesson you won't learn until it's too late lol

That small little island on looks his is probably the home of the engineers.

If you're trying to play properly then automatic bulldoze is actually a bad mod to have. If the buildings are always vanishing before you can see why they're abandoned then it makes it harder to figure out what problems your city has. Not relevant to this video I know, but since the mod came up I just thought I'd mention it.

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

Counterpoint: when you flood all of your city with gigantic torrents of poo, the individual problems of any individual buildings become largely irrelevant 😂

@InevitableMayo

2 жыл бұрын

@@LHyoutube this is very true 😂

9:00 lol i did not think the game engine worked like that, its like the tsunami used the existing water to continue traveling like it never hit land... a tsunami extender...

As a physician, I’m having a panic attack just thinking of all the disease your Pootopia has caused those engineers. I hope it has socialised medicine.

You turned on too many pumps last time. The water needs somewhere to escape So your city flooded!

@Rob_Enhoud

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, this is the problem. It's not the poocano, but the Atlantis pumps raising the overall water level in the river which then causes the runoff from the poocano to overtop the banks.

@iamdopalicious

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rob_Enhoud exactly

“I’d love to go for like a minimalist canal”… that sounds like ARCHITECTURE

I wonder how long it will take before it's going to be realised that by lowering the dykes on the canal the canal will overflow once the second hole fillls up.

honestly surprised that you didn't name the new area "the Balls" or some variation thereof.

A personal funny thing: When RCE completed the second _'Poocano'_ , I also happened to watch an AD about 'Geotechnical Software 5' with its 'water flow' simulation module 😂

4:25 for anyone who watches F1 that truck is like Alonso in Monaco hahaha

I actually think that Architect Hill is the currently the safest place in all of Engitopia... :D

13:03 - still think it was a missed opportunity to call it scatlantis...

@LHyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

You win the internet for today Sir! 🥇😂

@dominic.h.3363

2 жыл бұрын

@@LHyoutube Thanks :) Apparently it's too high brow for most people, because this is the second time I've posted this (first was when he did the Atlantis video), and you were the first one to appreciate the pun.

I love the fact that it's the Sewers Canal instead of the Suez Canal

I have a perfectly evil plan. Instead of connecting the architects’ water supply to engitopia’s , make their water supply come from water pumps pumping the poopcano.