tmi?

@nicashanemendoza1092

5 жыл бұрын

Whut? Ahahaha

@dannioh5

5 жыл бұрын

I bet my tongue on grilled asparagus

@usahanas

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@glammer9218

5 жыл бұрын

Wutt

@nitha9843

5 жыл бұрын

Too much information 😅

1:13 Jimin's face is like, "You're a rapper for a reason".

@ShahadatHossain-sb2rp

5 жыл бұрын

Exposed him *!*

@amultifandomstan873

5 жыл бұрын

@@ssk493 I know, I just put it was 1:13 so the person who clicks it can see it happen, and if it were 1:14 it would've went faster. Thank you, though! 💜🙏🏻

@Mar.1720

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@mommyarmy_6137

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jungkooksmissingnightapple

4 жыл бұрын

Lol his face I can't 😂😂

1:43 Jin: “How do you spell FREE” Jk: “ F R E “ (Poor little bunny still learning English) 😂💜😂

@ihearthellookittyyy

4 жыл бұрын

He is still learning his English😭

@jeannell_briek7935

4 жыл бұрын

He was so close 😭

@fahmida791

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂

@d5891

3 жыл бұрын

armyzen!!

@urmom-sw7cq

3 жыл бұрын

If jungkook says it's fre it's fre

"yesterday i bit my tongue eating grilled asparagus" wHATHEFHASDNASDH

@rohanamonzon5990

5 жыл бұрын

Yes Taehyung. Because we definitely needed to know that. Pls do tell us more 😂

@sisterjimin-ahshalallifegu8211

5 жыл бұрын

I was lmfao’ing so hard

@namtiddiesforpresident2173

4 жыл бұрын

That was very...specific

@aishahyard6466

4 жыл бұрын

Im just imagining him asking namjoon how to say that XD

@elodie2401

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I WAS AT THE SHOW WHEN HE SAID THAT IT WAS SO FUNNY

I honestly can't poop watching BTS cuz I feel like they're judging me

@envy.3459

5 жыл бұрын

mood

@leslylopez2582

5 жыл бұрын

Cinnamon Grim Me too, I feel uncomfortable doing that. Actually, I don't use my phone while pooping at all sksksk.

@streamd-2149

5 жыл бұрын

@@leslylopez2582 Weirdo

@divya2074

5 жыл бұрын

OH MA GAWD SAME SISS

@majgie9339

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH

Sometimes I wonder what this fandom is. Then again. It's my second family 💜

@halatiny6537

5 жыл бұрын

BTS warms my heartu my only family

@realdojacat3849

5 жыл бұрын

BTS warms my heartu 💜

@isela3683

5 жыл бұрын

Y̟'a̟l̟l̟ a̟r̟e̟ m̟y̟ f̟a̟m̟i̟l̟y̟ L̟o̟v̟e̟ y̟o̟u̟

@realdojacat3849

5 жыл бұрын

AgustD lemon ily 💜💜💜

@AnhTran-Nguyen

5 жыл бұрын

My heart, boom boom. ARMY is more than just a fandom, we’re a family sis 💜

Me: Casually pooping KZread: Here's something for you Me: How did you know?

@amerdark889

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't relate more than this 😂

@Alina-zx6nn

5 жыл бұрын

same skdkkd im scared

@Unknown-ph8ii

5 жыл бұрын

me rn

@nobodycares1595

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@dinoglow

5 жыл бұрын

Same omg 🤣🤣🤣

Me: Sees the caption **laughs** lol.

@reginalucias2681

5 жыл бұрын

No

@papatlaakshitha3064

5 жыл бұрын

Ur profile pic is cute

@Stxrrzie16

5 жыл бұрын

1,000th like

@rakshitasingh6574

4 жыл бұрын

😂 Btw .. I don't use my phone while pooping !

@milicaokic5672

4 жыл бұрын

Same same sis

hoseok: we are bulletproof we are bulletproof we ar- namjoon: hey- watch your mouth tae: jimin: jungkook: yoongi jin: WOAH

@jirochrismatarab1044

4 жыл бұрын

what does it mean?

@medhaanasuri3570

4 жыл бұрын

@@jirochrismatarab1044 HOLY BIBLE

@jirochrismatarab1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@medhaanasuri3570 eh?

@soomin3281

4 жыл бұрын

@@jirochrismatarab1044 idk either

@emacristescu

4 жыл бұрын

guys he was spoiling bulletproof the eternal

“bts moments i watch while pooping” *_MOOD_*

2:01 literally no one: jin: *BrAd PitT*

@vidhigurnani572

3 жыл бұрын

Idk the way he says it seriously makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anushka2570

3 жыл бұрын

Just a handsome man appreciating another handsome man..😌

I aint takin a dumb But jimin is hella plump Bangtan makes my heart thump And makes my pants form a lump

@yamsheesiddiqui6994

5 жыл бұрын

👌

@leslylopez2582

5 жыл бұрын

did you see my bag i love your pfp! NAMTIDDIES ENTHUSIASTS RISE UPPPP

@vph1r819

5 жыл бұрын

omyumguod

@hyunjinsdinosauringonedays4117

5 жыл бұрын

*eW XD*

@molly4217

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Hobi : *"we are bulletproof"* Tae : *"no"* Tae : *"i hate it"* Hobi : **starts singing we are bulletproof** Rm : *"you- You - you watch your mouth"* Hobi : **laughs**

@Jay-bc7ue

5 жыл бұрын

vxntxqe Poot baby xc proteccc 😂

@alittlebitjelly

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-bc7ue 😂

@jirochrismatarab1044

4 жыл бұрын

what does it mean?

@emacristescu

4 жыл бұрын

@@jirochrismatarab1044 he was spoiling an unreleased song

@jirochrismatarab1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@emacristescu which song was it?

1:36!i always laugh at RM reaction 😂

@samaramanuel3757

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

Hahaahh.. how did u know i was pooping?? 💩

@purple-oq7eq

5 жыл бұрын

Omg!!!😂really fam??😂

@jjessiiexe

5 жыл бұрын

mood

@jsaall

5 жыл бұрын

Namjoon as the president Of the Purple Nation ....honestly

@Me123Girl

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I burst out laughing, sorry for my english lol

@marcel5093

5 жыл бұрын

Namjoon as the president Of the Purple Nation why is everyone popping 😂😂😂😂😂💀

the last time i was this early seungri was still in bigbang. i mean-

@iknowyoongiissecretlyfluen3293

5 жыл бұрын

N金南俊 WOAHHHHH CHILLLLL

@Angel-tp1ei

5 жыл бұрын

@@iknowyoongiissecretlyfluen3293 LMAOOO I'M SORRY I HAD TO

@iknowyoongiissecretlyfluen3293

5 жыл бұрын

N金南俊 it’s fine...just....don’t talk about him 😔...😂😂😂😂💜

@thefloweringinferno1170

5 жыл бұрын

That made me choke on my damn tea, I was not expecting that 😂

@iknowyoongiissecretlyfluen3293

5 жыл бұрын

The Flowering Inferno IKR me either

When Yoongi was speaking english I was UwUing so much I think he’s slowly being my bias skhskausosh

@mayaorchi1725

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to comment this it was so cute

@yashiii5617

5 жыл бұрын

Jamaya Morris hehe 💜

@yashiii5617

5 жыл бұрын

Jamaya Morris hehe 💜

My poop came out more faster because of Jin’s perfect English. Edit: omg this is the most likes I ever had! I purple you 💜 - 💜

@nitha9843

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 😅

@dinoglow

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO AJSISKWOQOSFJPSPQIC

@Jay-bc7ue

5 жыл бұрын

GrOsS......sorry but i had to

@ts7308

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@lstellxal8713

5 жыл бұрын

tiff got jimins jams! ToOOoOoNNnNyYyYy!

Lmaooo the Taehyung one got my laughing my ass off “yesterday I but my tongue eating grilled asparagus”

@user-kz3np8to2k

3 жыл бұрын

Lily117 j timestamp

OMO the notification hit me hard

@reginalucias2681

5 жыл бұрын

11:12. No

Me: **sits on toilet** Me: **sees this** Me: **clicks**

Me: *sees title* Me: ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ I ᴡᴀs ᴅᴀ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ 🗿

Am I the only one that lost it at 0:31-0:43 when J-Hope was being a funny ray of sunshine and RM was just completely done🤣🤣💀

0:57 that "papa" was so freaking cute...I can't...

@purplewow9550

5 жыл бұрын

Do u know where this is from?

0:44 Jimin: 그냥 그냥 (Just Just) Me: *Sings Serendipity*

Some how at this point the title is normal for this fandom and I kinda love it 😂

Litrrally watching this while pooping

@yousramusfirahabdurrafayym2408

5 жыл бұрын

Good job . You nice keep going 😂

@kimberly-tw2il

5 жыл бұрын

Yoonki Min SAMe

Jin: "yeah YeAh-- YoU KnoW?" Me: *sobs* so beautiful

2:31 That's the saddest story I've ever heard 😥😥😥😥

What if when Namjoon said "watch your mouth" was because that's some spoiler? lmao

@jojoquak4829

5 жыл бұрын

Omg you're riiiight

@youyou3239

5 жыл бұрын

But how would that be a spoiler?

@dvr000

5 жыл бұрын

@@youyou3239 i thought abt that bcs you can see the other member reactions, and you know they are doing that "back in the time" project so... maybe, that's spoiler and the way Namjoon said that and how Hobi said "ok" got me thinking. maybe it's not a spoiler, but if it is... omg save my comment lmao

@dimpled7613

5 жыл бұрын

@@dvr000 I live for seokjin's forehead too

@crabandspriteforthreedolla9320

5 жыл бұрын

@@dvr000 youre right that was indeed a spoiler, they just perform bullet proof during 5th muster in busan

0:50 why I feel like that interviewer is so into our jiminie.. 😂😂

2:32 *thats one of the most vivid memories I have from the concert shjshsjsh*

MY MOM'S BF WALKED IN ON ME RIGHT WHEN 1:57 STARTED I CAN'T-

@berenicehernandez-eo3pp

5 жыл бұрын

dimin jimin same (well mom did)😂so i just skipped it and then went back to it 😂😂.

@alicehayes7532

4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P.

K I just like bts I don’t Stan them or anything but Jungkook’s “Pappa” was the cutest thing in the goddamn world 0:56

Is it just me or is anyone else unable to poop while watching bts cuz it feels embarrassing?💀💀

@luvxoxo9477

2 жыл бұрын

No It's me too Gotta change the vIdEo fast💀

I now have a reason to stay on the bowl for an extra 3 minutes

namjoon getting pissed off from jin hitting him will forever be the best 😂

1:36 namjoon be like what tf ! Jin sorry honey 😉💜! Me here couple goals 😂😂😂😂

I love this fandom so much 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 seven hearts from our very won seven dorks

2:08 JHOPE: IM READY FO SHOW Dionysus anyone??? I’m sorry I’ll leave now

2:33 SKSKSJSJSJKSKSKS I WAS THERE IN THE CROWD WHEN HE SAID THAT SKSKSKSKSKK

@iiv_dannybo1

5 жыл бұрын

Olive2999 Olive2999 your very lucky

@iiv_dannybo1

5 жыл бұрын

🍀

Hobi: **Breathes** Rm: Yo! Watch your mouth!

Jin: How do u spell free? Jungkook: F-R-E Me: That is so right! Ur very smart!!!

Hi im early whats your name? 😂🤣 Edit:whaa thanks for 79 likes new record for me❤️❤️

@hwajinwifey

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Jared, I'm 19 and i neve-

@shailynruark8137

5 жыл бұрын

Park Chiminie -r learned how to read

@hwajinwifey

5 жыл бұрын

@@shailynruark8137 thank you for completing.🙏🙏🙏

@nufailahadyanaramdani2543

4 жыл бұрын

Poronesian parapio😂😂

@sahasraraj3761

3 жыл бұрын

Hi I'm early nice to meet u

*Masters English Speaking* Taehyung: YEsTeRdAY I bIt mY tOUngE eAtIng GriLLeD ASpaRaGUs.

0:14 "he cute" omg yoonjinist we win

this was beautiful, thank you so much for blessing the world with the beauty that was this video

Namjoons “Bro watch yo’ mouth” kinda scared me

@fluffybubbletae8125

5 жыл бұрын

Thought im the only one 😭

@f4erie

5 жыл бұрын

Kim Tae-gyo OMFG😂😂😂😂😂

@humansrtrash324

5 жыл бұрын

Same shit

Omg Jin at the end “woaaah” lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dead

Rm: Yoo!! Wash your mouth!! J-hope: Ok😥

@book4hd

5 жыл бұрын

jin: woAaH

I love how Jimin got turned off from signing @ 1:12 😆 and how Jungkook just finishes the song so beautifully! 😍❤

“Yesterday I bit my tongue eating grilled asparagus” So inspirational 😔

Hobi: being a cRaCkHeAd Yoongs: dats my bby Me: *W H E E Z E*

But- but lowkey thou. We are Bulletproof pt. 1 is a bop 😔✊

@thatarmylove9401

5 жыл бұрын

um HIGHKEY 🤧💜

Can we just appreciate Yoongi's English? He's so cuteeeee

The funniest part of this video was James Charles sing taste at the end

2:54 Namjoon be like: No nO No, we do not curse on this Christian minecraft server Young Man!!

1:40 l dont know why but l still🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#savenamjoon

We can’t be normal when there is BTS

The way Jungkook said "papa" melted everyone's heart, please don't lie didn't it melt your heart? :)

I subbed just because of your intro 😂💜... and that title lolol

Nice, this really helps me in my everyday defacation 💜

@preranabylopilly1139

5 жыл бұрын

Defecation*

YOU'RE literally the best army channel out here PERIODTDTDTDT

“whO aRe yUo?” 💜👏 why is he so cute!?

I'm watching dis with a 4 year old girl

@irmasanpedro3924

5 жыл бұрын

itz_ Euphoria Gacha?

@luna_sdiar_y

5 жыл бұрын

@@irmasanpedro3924 yeah 💜

Ay lmao thank you for making this video and making my day a lot better 💕💕💕💕

I must've watched that intro 100 times. That's gold.

the intro is so chaotic and i love it

Ooh you’re so close to 100k subs! Omg I feel so excited for you >w

thank u for curing my constipation

Yoongi speaking english is the purest thing in the world especially when the boys hype him up 🥺❤️

i love how straight forward the title is

Yay💜 Kim Namjoon💜 Kim Seokjin💜 Min Yoongi💜 Jung Hoseok💜 Park Jimin💜 Kim Taehyung💜 Jeon Jungkook💜 Bts💜 Who loves bts?💜 👇

"so please don't be that b and strike my video down" lol i luv u

the pure honesty in that title 👊🏻😩

02:38 this was pure bc they all said to go to school and do ur best and deadass yoogi said ‘its okay if u dont make it dont gonto school lmao’

I can't watch them while pooping wtf.I don't even look at my lockscreen, I avoid all eye contacts👀

Me:sees this on my recommendation and sees the title also me:goes to like the video not realizing I have already liked it💀

@hihi-el9ou

4 жыл бұрын

I was having a bad day but ur profile pic made me smile 😂😊👌 Strong power thank you💜purple you

Namjoon at 0:41 be like "I did not sign up for this" 😂

ok but we love a confident editor to caption this, im pooping atm

1:12 gets oli London flashbacks

Is it weird that I'm watching this while doing my buisness😂

2:05 is literally the cutest thing I have ever watched on KZread...EVER!!!

THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

Me: watches this* 1 sec later: 1:31 *im taking a sh** *btw*

@mamata5353

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that twitter lady😂😂😂😂

Why is Jimin always giving Rm a boy-what-the-heck look when he sings.

Ok but can we talk about how good tae’s English sentence about asparagus is? 🤣

As i watch, my self-conciousness takes my diarrhea away.

1:32 anna ou

Tbh Tae can just say the word and army's will make sure asparagus is extinct completely by the end of 2019 lmao

J-Hope exposing their song at the end😂

no coherent thoughts today... just going absolutely feral as i recall cherry kook swinging on a hammock, saying "papa" 0:57

I had a dream of meeting bts and asked jimin if he was real, then, he ran away (he was probs hiding his real identity, becuz hes an angel)

I LOVE ıt's Fandom💜❤️💕ı LOVE you kokokie 💜this video so catchy😂

The caption is- I love it

These captions make me happy ❤😂

0 dislike Keep it that way ;)

Wait.. i still didn't get it why Namjoon said watch your mouth to hobi?

@crabandspriteforthreedolla9320

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe this were the time where they already prepared to perform bulletproof once again which they did during 5th muster in busan, someone commented that hobi is spoiling it so namjoon just stop him ❤

The most honest title on KZread

The title is everything