“Brother: Tanizaki” “Marry with: Tanizaki” “Has a baby with: Tanizaki” “The child: Tanizaki” *PURE CONFUSSIONS* I have so many question rn😭

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

I think you were playing house (if you ever played that when you were a child)😅😅

@sabriz2887

5 ай бұрын

Same 💀

@OfficialChimpuk

4 ай бұрын

On my god I laughed too hard

@quetimporta4006

2 ай бұрын

spoiler: her name is Naomi

@HelloXD857

Ай бұрын

Naomi?

My bro- Dazai (lol) My neighbour - Chuuya 😏 Already know what's drama I will watch every morning.

@fedya._.

Жыл бұрын

damnnnn i am loving this

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

Be sure to bring the popcorn every morning 😂😂🍿🍿🍿

@dreamy_0129

11 ай бұрын

@@_Ranpo-San_ yup my breakfast 🍿 ☕

@sanchianand5395

11 ай бұрын

I got tanizaki and Naomi as my bro and sis guys help me 😭

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

@sanchianand5395 you poor poor thing 😭😭

Brother-Tanizaki (i can deal with this) Sister-Naomi (im gonna go die now please help) Bestie-Atsushi (we both br suffering cause if my siblings...its trauma bonding) Neighbor-karl (🎉) BF-dazai (i screamed silently i was so happy) GF-Kunikida (ooo lalala drama) Who i marry-Dazai (letsss gooo) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me- Kunikida (get out bro im finally getting married to dazai) I have a baby with- Dazai (makes sense) Child-kyoka (i can live with that) Grow old with- Naomi (WTF) secretly killed-Poe (i have no comment) Had an affair with- Poe (i probably killed him cause iw anted karl) Kills me in the end- Karl (damn bro loved poe i guess) Dazai probably rab off to go commit suicide or live with chuuya...

HELP.. THE BOYFRIEND IS NAOMI AND GIRLFRIEND IS TANIZAKI… NO WAY…

@ally5405

2 ай бұрын

Damnnn same.....

@Ratty_BSDchild

16 күн бұрын

HELP THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO-

My brother: Junichiro My “sister”: Poe (dw, no hate Poe I luv you) My bestie: Dazai (that makes sense 👁️🫦👁️) Neighbor: Chuuya (well it’s to be expected to live next to your bestie and his lover..) My bf: Fukuzawa… (why am I dating a 50 year old.. smash but why?) My gf: Karl (well it’s not cheating technically) I marry: Kunikida (WHY HIM?! I WOULD NEVER BE HAPPY!!) Stops the wedding: Lovecraft (aww that’s sweet but your an octopus) Has a child with: Rampo (prob a 1 night stand) My child: Yosano I grow old with: Dazai (bff’s 4 lifers) Secretly kills: Dazai (he ate my Cheeto puffs…) Has an affair with: Poe (INCEST? DID JUNICHIRO TEACH ME THAT?!)

I thought my luck was good at first TwT Brother - Fukuzawa Sister - Yosano Bestie - Poe Neighbor - Akutagawa Boyfriend - Atsushi Girlfriend - Tanizaki Who I marry - Naomi Who stops the marriage - Akutagawa Who do you have a baby with - Naomi Who is your child - Yosano Who do you grow old with - Kyoka Who did you secretly kill - Tachihara Who did have an affair with - Karl Who ends you - Naomi

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

K-Karl (I’m telling Poe)

I accidentally paused bc i wasnt ready then i landed on Ranpo and im like "OH🥳"

@J3LLY_C1TYST4R

9 ай бұрын

I had an affair with Dazai and i had my child with Chuuya

I marry kunikida, Akutagawa stops the wedding because they love me, I have an affair with Akutagawa...

@jile_art

Жыл бұрын

my god 💀

@Akutagawa-q5o

Күн бұрын

(Mine is worse don't worry☠️) Brother: Kyokku I marry: Kunikida Stops the wedding to say how much he loves me: Akutagawa Has a baby with:Kunikida Secretly kills: Kunikida Affair with: Akutagawa Gets killed by: Kyokku...

Who stop the wedding cause they love you-karl😂😂🦝🦝🦝

When you marry dazai and he stopped our wedding to declare his love and you have an affair on him with him 💀

@dazai_simp_aka_mars_ginn

5 ай бұрын

perfect timing💀

@MentallyUnstableLolzz

3 ай бұрын

Girl's in multiplayer mode, except all the players are dazai and his multiple Accounts 😭😭

@MentallyUnstableLolzz

3 ай бұрын

When the entire universe is against you but who cares? You kin dazai be like:

@Pretty.Cherry

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha, that felt like something the he might do with his silly self

@keiko_ok

2 ай бұрын

He lives for the drama 😂

Atsushi's the boyfriend I marry Akutagawa but Atsushi stops the wedding cause he loves me🤣🤣🤣

Casually was gonna marry dazai and then chuuya was gonna come and stop it 🤩🤩

It was going good until I got the girlfriend, like this was going in too many directions😭 Brother- Akutagawa Sister- Chuuya Bestie- Ranpo Neighbor- Kunikida Boyfriend- Tachihara Girlfriend-Kyouka Who I marry- Dazai Who stops the wedding cause they love me- Fukuzawa Who I have a baby with- Akutagawa Who is my child- Dazai Who I grow old with- Yosano Who I secretly kill- Yosano Who I have an affair with- Chuuya Who kills me in the end- Karl

@fedya._.

11 ай бұрын

imagine karl killing you. "karl the murderous racoon" sounds like perry the platypus.

Have a baby with dazai and the baby is kunikida 😂😂

it looks like my present and future is with tanizaki (no problem he's such a cutie pie , love him🥰😚)

A lot of things make sense- Brother- Kunikida Sister- Dazai Bestie- Naomi Neighbor- Akutagawa Boyfriend- Naomi Girlfriend- Fukuzawa Who I marry- Naomi Who stops the marriage because they love me- Akutagawa Who I have a baby with- Fukuzawa Who my child is-  Akutagawa Who I grow old with- Akutagawa Who I secretly kill- Tachiwara Who I had an affair with- Ranpo Who kills me in the end- Yosano

I love this it was amazing My brother- Yukichi (this can’t be too bad) My sister- Chuuya (...) Bestie- Dazai (yay🎉) Neighbor- Poe (YESSS) Boyfriend- Atsushi (❤️) Girlfriend- Dazai (HAHAHAHAHA) Who I marry- Yosano (...I’m dead) Stops the wedding- Yosano (??) Who I have a child with- Dazai (...let’s hope for the best) Who’s the child- Dazai (HAHAHAHAHA WTF-) Who I grew old with- Yukichi (🥺awww) Who I secretly killed- Kunikida (NOOOO😭) Who I have an affair with- Atsushi (...) Who kills me- Karl (I thought we were friends😭)

@khoapham120

10 ай бұрын

😂😂Chuuya is sister?? 😂😂

@ZenIsAWeirdoo

6 ай бұрын

Help- i got chuuya as my sister, and i (attempted to??) Marry Yosano- and i also got Dazai as my girlfriend lol-

I literally played this 4 times and Lovecraft was in each one of my games 😭😭😭 like can u leave me alone Lovecraft?!

My bro - Mori me : damn BF - Mori me : WAIT WHAT

@irecyclechildrenandthisismyjob

3 ай бұрын

Hella suspicious. While here my bro lovecraft H.P killed me :

YESS IM MARRYING KARL!! 💗💗 but sadly Atsushi gotta stop it :')

Brother : Akutagawa Sister : Naomi Bestie : Karl Neighbors : Atsushi Bf : Dazai Gf : Tanizaki Who i marry : Kyouka Who stops the wedding because they love me : Chuuya Who i have a baby with : Naomi My child : Kunikida Who i secretly kill : Yosano Affair with : Tanizaki Kills me in the end : Yosano Damn 😅

KIRL KILLED ME?!😂😭😭😭😭

I'm gin it's confirmed

Part 2, decendance: My brother is Akutagawa, my best friend who is also my father and my neibhourg (that's sad😂) is Dazai ! I dated Chuuya, and i almost married him, but Dazai, my father stopped the marriage becausz he loved me❤(fatherly). So i've married Rampo instead, and before gettibg married, i had an affair with Chuuya, and had a baby with him : Kyoka. I did KILLED her though, because of the remorses... RIP Kyoka Yay 🎉

oof brother - kyoka (okay bestie what?) sister - chuuuuuya (um okayyyyyy??) bestie - atsushi neighbor - naomi (

Brother - atsushi Sister - akutagawa Bestie - ranpo neighbour - fukuzawa BF - chuuya GF - kyouka who i marry - ranpo stops the wedding cause they love me - kyouka who i have a baby with - chuuya my child - tachihara who i grow old with - chuuya who i secretly killed - kunikida who i had an affair with - ranpo who kills me - tachihara this is interesting to say the least

Married Ranpo, stopped by Fukuzawa because he loved me, I had a kid with Aku, and the kid is Ranpo.. How cool. Idc if this was a year ago, I still like it

God,I knew it would end this way... Brother - Kunikida Sister- Yosano Bestie - Tanizaki Neighbour - Kyouka Boyfriend - Raccoon Girlfriend - Atsushi Marry - Dazai Stops Marriage - Chuuya Has a baby with - Kyouka Child - Tachihara Grow old with - Chuuya Secretly kills - Fukuzawa Affair with - Dazai Kills me - Ranpo I have so many questions

I got married to niome and junichiro stopped the wedding lol 😆

Brother: Ranpo Sister: Kyouka Bestie: Poe Neighbour: Kyouka🤨 Bf: Akutagawa😨 Gf: Chuuya😃…. Marry: Ranpo(wait aint that illegal-) Stops Wedding: Chuuya😨…? Baby w/: Akutagawa🫢 Child: Karl😍 Grow old w/: Chuuya??- Kill: Kunika(what the dawg do🤨) Affair w/: Chuuya- Kills me: Karl!?( my own son😞)

Btw it says "Who murdered you in the end" on the last slide, we accidently covered it lmao

Brother: akutagawa Has a baby with : akutagawa 💀💀

When your brother is Dazai, yet your child is Dazai...

Brother: Kyokku (isn't she a girl you know what whatever) Sister: Tanizaki (i don't know how this makes sence but whatever well this is that one orange haired guy in the ada if you forgot the names) Bestie: (uhhh i don't know who that is but its a lady that is black has black hair and white at the end and a creepy smile seriously who tfk is this????) Neighbour: Tanizaki????? (Why did my sister move next door weren't we family😭) Bf: Dazai???? (OMG YAS) Gf: Pedro (lol he turned into a girl for no reason) Who i marry: Kunikida (well actually not a bad one) Who stops the wedding: Akutagawa (OMG MY FAVOURITE!!!!!! If it wasn't obvious enough I GLADLY ACCEPT) Has a baby with: Kunikida (Oh man i really wanted Akutagawa😭) Child: RACCON? (seems logical😂) I grow old with: Chuuya (i accept we could bw old buddies together) Who did i secretly kill: Kunikuda (thats what you get for being with me😊) Affair with: Akutagawa (YAS!!!!!) Killed by: Kyokku (got killed by my brother☠️)

Imagine playing a pause game with slow internet and loading.

My brother: Poe My sister: Kunikida My bestie: Rampo Neighbour: Yosano My bf: Dazai Who I marry: Atsushi Stops wedding: Chuuya Baby with: Dazai Our child: Kyoka Grow old with: Rampo Secretly kill: Yosano

love craft = brother kyouka = sister karl = bestie raccoon ( I think ranpo introduced me to Karl :0 ) naomi = neighbor naomi = bf ( secret love affair with the good ol neighbor...😏) ranpo = gf kyouka = married sister?? chuuya = stops wedding kyouka = baby with sister?!?! 😬 kunikida = child tachihara = I grow old with him naomi = secretly killed lovecraft = love affair with my own brother 👁👄👁 naomi/ranpo take me back kyouka = kills me in the end

Oh my heavens, my results are.... A little questionable 😭 Brother- Chuuya Sister- Tachihara Bestie- Kunikida Neighbor- Kunikida Boyfriend- Ranpo Girlfriend- Carl Who I marry- Kunikida Who stops the marriage because they love me- Carl Who I have a baby with- Fukuzawa Who my child is- Ranpo Who I grow old with- Chuuya Who I secretly kill- Tanizaki Who I had an affair with- Tanizaki Who kills me in the end- Ranpo

@YurikoHD

Жыл бұрын

Poor Carl....

@Nagitosfluffyhair

Жыл бұрын

Yours is better tbh

@XieLianWorshipper3

Жыл бұрын

@@Nagitosfluffyhair Dating a raccoon? I don't think so 😭

@Nagitosfluffyhair

Жыл бұрын

@@XieLianWorshipper3 😭 bro… iIM DATING MY OWN BROTHER/SISTER

@XieLianWorshipper3

Жыл бұрын

@@Nagitosfluffyhair I grow old with my brother, have an affair with a guy I kill, and my child kills me 😭 mine can't be worse than yours

marry: karl wedding stopped: poe grow old: karl affair: ranpo kills me in the end: poe checks out ngl, bro got a lil too jelly

Haha I managed to get Dazai five times for various different things and Kyouka was the child, but she kills me in the end-

brother:akutagawa sister: Naomi Bestie:kunikida Neighbor:atsushi Bf:ranpo Gf:yosano Marry: atsushi Stops wedding: kunikida Baby with: ranpo!? Child: dazai? Grow old with: kunikida Killed:a racoon Affair: kunikida (I guess we were meant to be?) Kills me: Naomi(dang sis what did I do!?)

who stops the wedding cause they love you? KARL💀💀💀

Affair with Naomi Secret lover Tanizaki 💀

Story: Kunikida is my stern and strict brother, always tells me to do stuff if I don’t….does most of the chores in the house while I watch. He gets mad easily, but he’s a nice brother. He always looks out for me and take care of me after our parents died. He helps me with homework when I have a problem doing it. Despite being stern and strict, he has a soft heart for me and is always kind and caring for me. He gives me the best advice and support in life and I can thank him for that. My “sister” is Lovecraft but in reality he’s my neighbour who’s always jokes around me even if he looks dead outside. He’s quite funny. My best friend is Poe :D someone who I can talk to even if he has social anxiety issues which I try to help him and comfort him. He’s scared of my brother but I assure him he’s no big deal. My Bf is Kunikida 💀 but he’s doing it as a joke. My Gf is HOWEVER LOVECRAFT, but I know he’s doing it as a joke. I marry Fukuzawa, but Atsushi ran to us and stopped the marriage because he’s too uncomfortable and he loves me. I had a baby with Fukuzawa, which made cry Atsushi because he loves me and wants to be my love. My baby with Fukuzawa is Naomi (we had a girl???). I grow old with Lovecraft because Fukuzawa had work to do and is often not around. I secretly killed Ranpo for some reason because I didn’t want him to know about my affair with Poe (💀 my bestie). Then Fukuzawa kills me in the end because he realised I had an affair with Poe (💀).

Brother: Chuuya Sister: Naomi Bestie: Dazai Neighbor: Karl Bf: Dazai Who I marry: Dazai (Omg it's working-😆) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me: Kunikida Who I have a baby with: Dazai (IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING) My child: Akutagawa (Ooh 😚) Who I grow old with: Dazai (DUDE) Who I secretly killed: NAOMI?! MY SISTER?! Who kills me: Tanizaki

Brother:Fukuzawa Bestie:Fukuzawa Neighbor:Fukuzawa(you over protective or something?) Bf:kunikida Gf:Osamu Who I marry:Chuuya(let's go! But...did I atleast break up with kunikida or dazai?) Who stops the wedding cuz they love me:kunikida(like always, true to his ideals) I have baby with:ranpo(when did he joined the drama?) Child:Akutagawa(does that mean gin is also my child?) Grow old with:Osamu (the gf comes back to the drama) Secretly killed:tachihara(did he found out about the affair?) Had an affair with: Osamu (and more drama especially with chuuya and dazai its normal) Kills me in the end:Poe(is it revengefor having a baby with yo man?)

Gf: Karl..... I see this as a win?

Brother was chuuya, married chuuya, dazai ruins the party to declar my love, baby daddy is dazai and kunikida is my baby 💀

Brother: Fukuzawa Sister: Atsushi Bestie: Dazai😍 Neighbor: Dazai again Gf: Atsushi(looks like he's genderbrended here) Marry: Lovecraft(I think that was his name( don't remember much from the guild) Stops the wedding, cuz loves me: Dazai(I always knew he's love me😍) The baby's fatha: Fukuzawa The child: Poe Grow up with: Naomi Secretly killed: Ranpo Affair with: Chuuya

My bro: tanizaki (slay) My sis: tachahira (eh? Okay) Bestie: Ranpo (AHHH ILYY) Neighbour: lovecraft (I’m scared) Bf: chuuya (ay I’m in for it ehehe) Gf: tachahira (UHM ISNT HE MY SIS) Marry: fukuzawa (UHM NO THX PLS FOR THE LOVE OF BSD) Stops wedding: Karl (UHM…thanks?) Baby?: tanizaki ( BRO THIS IS NOT OKAY HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BRO) Child: tanizaki (IM NOT LYING WTFF) Grow old with: TANIZAKI ( AGAIN?!) Kill?: tachahira (Mkay I’m okay with dat) Affair?: Ranpo (OMG MY BELOVED ILY HAAh, it’s kinda weird tho..) Kills me?: Fukuzawa (this makes no sense HELP LMAO)

brother: dazai sister: yosano best friend: tachihara neighbor: yosano bf: naomi gf: tanizaki?? marry: tanizaki stops the wedding: akutagawa baby with: FUKUZAWA?? the child: chuuya- grow old with: kunikida secretly killed: kunikida affair with: YOSANO? ISNT SHE MY SIS- kills me: akutagawa not so lucky am i-

Brother: Junichirou Sister: Yosano Bestie: Junichirou Neighbor: Junichirou (How do I keep getting him tf) Boyfriend: Poe (My fav character) Girlfriend: Poe (I don't cheat on my spouses ig) Who you marry: Junichirou ☠ (Ig I do nvm) Stops the wedding bc they love you: Poe (Omg my pookie saves me from my psycho brother!!) Who you have a baby with: Kyouka.. She 14. Yikers. Who is your child: Atsushi (I think of Kyouka and Atsushi more as siblings but atleast it wasn't something cursed) Who do you grow old with: Ranpo (Omg Poe's boyfriend!!) Who do you secretly kill: Ranpo (Nooo!) Who do you have an affair with: Junichirou (Help somebody) Who kills you in the end: Poe (No my waifu I didn't mean to have an affair with my brother)

NOT MY BROTHER BEING THE RACOON

"who do you have a baby with" .... Well i got Carl...💀

My brother is atsushi , my neibhor is Kyoka, I date rampo and I was getting married with him but dazai, my best friend, stopped the wedding because he loved me so we finished together until the end and we had a baby: Akutagawa😂 and I never cheated on Dazai👌

It was so chaotic *sobbing* My brother: Kunikida (took me a few tries to get a guy) My sister: Naomi (OH GOD-) Bestie; Lovercraft (HIMMM) Neighbour: Tachihara (My favorite character frfr) Bf: Poe (CRYING I GOT KARL AT FIRST #datingaraccoon) Gf: Kyouka (SHE's SO SWEET SMMSMDM) I marry: Dazai (AYYYY) Stops my wedding because they love me: Junichiro (NO WTF-) I have a baby with: Kunikida (IM SCREAMING WHY WTF THIS IS SO ILLEGAL) My child: Fukuzawa (dude's a little old to be a child but we can sort it out) Grow old with: Tachihara (MY BOYYY) I secretly kill: Dazai (oh lord I just killed my husband dear me) I have an affair with: Fukuzawa (I JUST HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY CHILD?!?!?!?!) Who kills me in the end: Dazai (ah, so it was a double suicide. not surprised, I'd do it with him *shrugs) I am never playing this game again /j It was really good! Loved it!!

@2ami666

Жыл бұрын

Tachihara's your favorite- You're cool I like you

@sorelssor

Жыл бұрын

At least you were just originally saying Karl, I had a kid with him 💀

@justlikejulia2669

Жыл бұрын

@@2ami666 Haha! I just love his character. And thanks! You're cool too!

@justlikejulia2669

Жыл бұрын

@@sorelssor THAT SOUNDS HORRIFYING

@sorelssor

Жыл бұрын

@@justlikejulia2669 I AM MORTIFIED, MAN *sobs*

My brother: Poe My Sister: Kunikida Bestie: Ranpo Neighbor: Lovecraft BF: Atsushi Gf: Naomi Who i marry: Akutagawa Who stop the wedding: Chuuya💀 Who i have a baby with: Dazai My child: Kyouka Who i grow old with: Fukuzawa Who i secretly kill: Yosano Who i had an affair with: Poe Who kills me in the end: Carl

Who stops the wedding - fukuzawa Who i secretly kill - fukuzawa Who i have an affair with - Kunikida Who i kill - Kunikida I despise anyone who falls in love with me i guess

Brother: Ranpo Sister: Kyouka Best Friend: Ranpo Neighbor: Lovecraft Boyfriend: Akutagawa (LET'S GOOOO‼️) Girlfriend: Dazai?? Marry: Tachihara (IM SO LUCKY LET'S GO) Wedding Objection: Ranpo (..siscon?? 😦) A Baby With: Naomi?? Child: Kunikida (what.) Grow Old with: Jun'ichiro Secretly Kill: Aku (man, was he a toxic bf or smt?) Affair: Tachihara (i would..) Kills me: Dazai (dazai was bitter i broke up with him)

my brother: Atsushi my sister: Kunikida💀 bestie: Poe neighbor: Dazai bf: Kyoka💀 GF: SmeXy ChuUyA who i marry: Ranpo who stops the wedding coz they love me: MY SISTER IS IN LOVE WITH ME okay thats enough

my friend be like: sister: Dazai bestie: Dazai Bf: Dazai marries: Dazai :')

Brother: Kunikida Sister: Akutagawa Neighbour: Kyoka Bestie: Poe Bf: Poe(Winning) Gf: Karl Marry: Naomi(Losing now) Stops wedding: Prez Kid with: Tachihara(no.) Child: Ranpo Grow old w/: Kyoka(my home girl saving me from the downward spiral the later half of my life was going) Killed: Dazai(annaoop) Affair: Poe(We are back to winning) Kills me: Dazai(his ghost came back like the old boss)

my brother: dazai (not the worst option!) my sister: tanizaki (I AM CONFUSION??) bestie: ranpo (literally yesss we can gossip. third wheeling ranpoe over here!!) neighbor: tachihara (WHY ARE YOU NEAR THE AGENCY DORMS????) boyfriend: poe (OKAY NVM IG RANPO, POE AND I ARE ALL 3 DATING??) (skipped the gf category) marry: naomi (ARENT WE TECHNICALLY SISTERS????) stops the wedding bc they love me: yosano (TY SIS YOU SAVED ME-) have a baby with: akutagawa (WTF? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM??) child: atsushi (LMAO IM CACKLING RN AT THE IRONY-) grow old with: kyoka (yea bc i adopted and raised her and kenji, obviously) secretly killed: yosano (NOOOOO NOT MY GIRLIEPOP-) had an affair with: yosano (WTF IS THIS???) kills me: lovecraft (HELLO? WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM)

Brother - Dazai Sister - Poe Bestie - chuuya neighbour - Aktugawa Bf - yosano Gf - Tachihara marry - naomi stops wedding - yosano baby with - yosano child - aktugawa grow old with- naomi secretly kill - Tachihara affair with - Tachihara kills me in end - naomi oooook so T^T wew this will make pretty good fic xD

brother - karl, help am i a racoon too?? bestie - kunikida neighbor - atsushi , bf - tachihara marrying - poe stops wedding - ranpo (interesting) have baby with - tachihara child - lovecraft grow old with - ranpo secretly kill - ranpo affair with - tachihara my killer - fukuzawa very interesting!

When your brother is (dude which the bandaid on his nose) and your sister is Karl and your neighbor is lovecraft and your boyfriend is tanizaki and your girlfriend is Naomi and you marry poe and have a baby with kunikida and your kid is Atsushi and then ranpo kills you.

Brother: Tachihara Sister: Karl Bestie: Dazai Neighbour: Poe Bf: Karl Gf: Ranpo Marry: Chuuya ❤ Stops wedding to declare love: Tanizaki Child with: Dazai My child: Karl Grows old with: Poe Secretly kills: Chuuya 💔 Affair with: Ranpo Kills me: Atsushi

I DID THIS WITH MY FRIEND HE GOT: BROTHER: TANIZAKI (initial reaction: oh....) sister: atsu bestie: tanizaki ("i hope this is a completely platonic relationship we have going on here" neighbor: lovecraft bf: karl gf: kunikida married: poe ("YESSSS i was playing the long con! i went thru karl to get to poe!") crashes wedding: tachihara ("i immediately say no") has a baby with: tanizaki (".....oh no. this is the worst possible outcome.") (i am laughing hysterically) child: yosano grows old with: yosano ("we killed tachihara i guess???") killed: tanizaki (i cant make this up) affair: tanizaki (im freaking the hell out) killed by: lovecraft im vomiting ive never laughed so hard whatr the heck

My brother: Akutagawa My sister: Also akutagawa- My bestie: Akutagawa- Neighbor: Dazai Bf: DAZAI??? Gf: Yosano Who I marry: Dazai (srry yosano 😭) Who stops the wedding cause they love me : YOSANO?!? Who I have a baby with : Dazai- My child: ATSUSHI- Who I grow old with: dazai- Who I secretly killed: Chuuya, makes sense- Who I had an affair with: dazai again- Who kills me in the end: Dazai (probably double-su/c/de or some shit)

Brother: ...Karl? Sister: ....Chuuya? Bestie: Poe Neighbour: Akutagawa boyfriend: Fukuzawa... okay then. So I'm a half raccoon girl (probably Raphtalia) in love with Fukuzawa. girlfriend: Ranpo.... Who I marry: Ranpo who's apparently a girl for some reason Who stops the wedding: Chuuya.. who's apparently my sister Who I have a baby with: Kunikida Who's my child: ..............Ranpo.... who's also my wife Who do you grow old with: Naomi Who do I kill: Kyouka??? Who do I have an affair with: Chuuya... who's my SISTER I might add!!!! Who kills me: Ranpo

Brother: Poe Sister: Ranpo (nice sister fr) Bestie: Akutagawa (slayyyy) Neighbour: Tachihara Bf: Fukuzawa Gf: Carl (EXCUSE ME??) Who you marry: Yosano Who stops the wedding: Tanizaki Who do you have baby with: Kunikida Who is your child: Naomi Who do you grow old with: Chuuya (lets go) Who did you secretly kill: Ranpo (srry my sis) Who do you have an affair with: Dazai Who kills you in the end: Atsushi (how could he smh)

Brother: Poe Sister: Kunikida Neighbor: Fukuzava Bf: Dazai Gf: Dazai Who you will marry: Dazai Who stops the wedding: Chuuya Who do you have baby with: Chuuya Who is your child: Atsushi Who do you grow old with: Kunikida Who did you kill: Fukuzava Affair with: Kunikida Who kills me: Akutagawa (he got jealous)

Brother: Chuuya Sister: Naomi (sweet home alabama 😭) Bestie: Dazai (yesssssss) Neighbor: Atushi Bf: YOSANOOOOOOO (LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Gf: Ranpo (LETSSSSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Who I'll marry: Yosano Who'd stop the wedding: Ranpo (not even kidding I ran out the window bc I love him sooo much

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

I have to say it your’s has to be the best one by far

@Duvelle_

9 ай бұрын

Damn,you got both the siblings-

who u grow up with; Poe who u secretly kill; Carl IM SORRY LMAO

No kidding all i got was kyoka guuya and ranpo in all

brother-Poe sister-Poe bestie-Yosano neighbour-Ranpo (makes sense) Bf-Yosano Gf-Naomi Who you will marry-Poe (wth) Who stops the wedding because they love you-Dazai(THANK YOU) Who do you have a baby with-Lovecraft (help no) Who is your child-Atsushi Who do you grow old with-Chuuya(thats actually sweet because he is mine 2nd favorite character) Who did you secretly kill-Lovecraft💀 Who do you have an affair with-Karl (HELP) Who kills you in the end-Taichihara lol this went from Ranpoe to y/n x Yosano to WTH

I got killed by a literal raccoon 🥲, Karl is still one of my favs tho 🥰

Brother: Yosano Sister: Junichiro Bestie: Kunikida Neighbor: Atsushi Bf: Fukuzawa Gf: Tachihara Marry: Atsushi Stops the wedding: Kunikida Have baby with: Naomi Child: Yosano Grow old with: Poe Secretly kill: Atsushi Have an affair with: Dazai Kills me: Dazai Well, that's one hell of a story

Brother:Ranpo Sister: Naomi(uhm...-) Bestie: Tachihara(Yay! But pretty sure he's dead-) Neighbour:Chuuya(Uh-) BF: Poe(No Poe wear some glasses, I'm not Ranpo-) GF:Dazai(Uh, i'm not my neughbour,shooh) Marry:Tachihara(oo) Stops the wedding: Poe and Karl(Karl counts..right?It doesnt lol) Have a baby with: Poe (WHAT- I just hope the baby means Karl) Child:Karl(YIPPE!) Grow old with: Kunikida(Awh.) Secretly kill: Tanizaki(Uh-) Affair with: Chuuchuu(What the he-) Kills me:Tachihara(I deserve it,thanks)

Your brother: Pou Your sister: Atsushi?? Bestie: Kunikida 🥰😫 Neighbor: Tanizaki Bf: Fukuzawa 😳 Gf: Chuuya?? (ok i want him anyways) Who you marry: Atsushi Who stop the wedding cause they love u: Atsushi?? Who do you have a baby with: Tanizaki?? Who is your child: Chuuya!? Who do you grow old with:Ranpo ❤ Who did you secretly kill:Yosano Who did you have an affair with: Chuuya 😏😩🤭 Who kills you in the end: Fukuzawa?

Naomi is my brother chuya is my sister (this totally makes sense) Atsushi is my bestie, fukuzawa is my neighbor, Kyouka is my bf (I think this is broken) Tunichiro is my GF? (now I'm even more confused) I marry Naomi (don't worry Tunichiro, I did this to save you), LOVECRAFT GO BACK IN THE SEA WHERE YOU BELONG! Uh apparently Lovecraft did not listen? (WHAT IS HAPPENING) Oh Ranpo my child, oh me and Atsushi grew old together, I secretly made Kunikida go bye bye 🧏‍♀️.… someone throw me in jail because Ranpo and I are IN KAHOOTS TO SAYING BYE TO KUNIKIDA (totally yeah hehe AGH) DazAi how could you betray me after all we've been through?

Brother:Dazai, Sister:Naomi, Bestie:Dazai, Neibor:Tachihara, Bf:Poe, Gf:Dazai, Marries:Naomi, Stops wedding: Akutagawa, has child with:Rampo, My child:Chuuya, Grow old with: Lovecraft, I kill: Kunikida, kills me: Ranpo

Brother: Tachihara Sister: Naomi Bestie: Kunikida Neighbor: Poe Bf: Ranpo (I landed on Naomi twice but idk if it counts) Gf: Naomi (I landed on Ranpo, KARL, Dazai, Chuuya, and Kunikida before Naomi) Who I marry: Ranpo Stops the wedding: Dazai Who I have a baby with: Ranpo (So I guess Dazai stopping the wedding was for nothing) My child: Tachihara (????? How is that possible) I grow old with: Dazai Secretly Killed: Yosano Who I had an affair with: Ranpo Who kills me: Kunikida (BUT WE WERE BESTIES)

About Akutagawa…. Brother - Fukuzawa Sister - Edgar My bestfriend - Dazai My neighbour - Dazai My bf - Akutagawa My gf - Naomi Marry - Ranpo Stops the wedding - Dazai Have a baby with - Kunikida Who is your child - Akutagawa Grow old with - Kunikida Secretly kill - Tanizaki Have an affair - Tachihara Kills me in the end - Kyoka

Brother - Akutagawa Sister - Chuuya Bestie - Yosano Neighbor - Poe Boyfriend - Dazai Girlfriend - also.. Dazai Who I marry - Ranpo Who stops the wedding bc they love me - Dazai Who I have a baby with - Ranpo The child - Atsushi Who I grow old with - Ranpo Who did I secretly kill - Poe (HELP AHAHHAH) Who do I have an affair with - Ranpo Who kills me in the end - Karl

@zohamaryam7790

Жыл бұрын

I'm thinking of scenarios of how you get killed by karl😂😂😂

@uniquelyannika

Жыл бұрын

@@zohamaryam7790 i'm honestly a bit confused on that too

Brother: Kenji Sister: Yosano Bestie: Dazai Neighbor : Atsushi Bf:Poe Gf:Poe Marry:Poe Stops wedding : Chuuya Makes Baby:Chuuya Child:Karl Old:Poe Kill:Fukuzawa Affair:Dazai Kills me:Kamui What in the peter parker picked pickled peppers is this shit ? Am I Ranpo or something?

Sister: Naomi Brother: Lovectaft Bestie: Tachihara Neighbor: Fukuzawa Boyfriend: Dazai Girlfriend: Kyouka Will marry: Yosano Who stops the wedding: Dazai Who do you have a baby with: Kunikida Child: Akutagawa Who do you grow old with: Yosano Secretly kill: Naomi Affair with: Ranpo Kills me in the end: Kunikida

My brother is Chuuya, I am hoping and praying this will allow me to escape the Chuuya romance I have gotten in every other BSD thing but knowing my luck he may return. My sister is Yosano, I don't know how that's gonna work but what I'm getting is at least I've got two badass siblings. My bestie is Kyoka and honestly I'm down. She's such a sweetheart

Brother-Atsushi (Ok he’s a cute little brother type character anyway 😊) Stops the wedding bc they love me-Atsushi 😨(Alabama?!?!) Has a child with-Atsushi 😨😨😨(Wtf….)

My brother: Junichiro My sister: RANPO BAHAH- Bestie: creepy ass looking chuuya Neighbor: Aku

Brother: Ranpo Sister: Kunikida Bestie: Fukuzawa Neighbor: Tachihara Bf: Naomi Gf: Yosano Who you marry: Tachihara Who stops the wedding cause they love you: Poe Who do you have a baby with: Poe Who is your child: Ranpo Who do you grow old with: Kyouka Who did you secretly kill: Atsushi Who do you have an affair with: Naomi Who kills you in the end: Tanizaki Damn what a roller-coaster ride this is 💀

@Mult1Fand0mCha0s

Жыл бұрын

You think yours is crazy! My brother is Junichirou and my sister is Akutagawa. My best friend is Ranpo and my neighbor is Yosano. My boyfriend is Poe, my girlfriend is Atsushi, but I end up getting married to Dazai. Lovecraft stops the wedding to confess to me. And then I end up having a child with Junichirou my own BROTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE! The child ends up being Kyouka and I later grow old with my neighbor Yosano. I end up killing my daughter Kyouka. And I cheated on Yosano with Kunikida. Finally Poe kills me and ends this chaos.

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

If I’m your child and your brother that can only mean-... oh no

@_Ranpo-San_

11 ай бұрын

@@Mult1Fand0mCha0s that’s problematic 😅if I do say so myself 😅😅

Brother: Naomi... (tf?) And my sister is Chuya! And my bf?!

Brother- Chuuya🥰 Sister- Chuuya( uhm, ok xD) My bestie- Dazai🥰 Neighbour- Ranpo🥰 Bf- Akutagawa🥰 Gf- Kyouka Marry- Dazai🥰 Stops wedding- Aku🥰 Baby with- Dazai My child- Chuuya🤣🥰 Grow old with- Poe Secretly kill- Karl🤣 Affair with- Aku😏🥰 Kills me- Kunikida🤣

Brother: Atsushi Sister: Kunikida (somehow) Bestie: Atsushi Neighbor: Tachihara BF: Tanizaki GF: Dazia (somehow) Marry: Ranpo Stop's Wedding: Chuuya Has Baby With: Ranpo Baby: Poe Grows Old With: Kyouka Secretly Kill: Dazia Affair: Fukuzawa Kills Me: Tanizaki

Brother: Karl Sister: Atsushi?.. Bestie: Poe (POE MY LOVE🫶🫶) Neighbor: Akutagawa Bf: Chuuya (I’ll take it ig) Gf: Akutagawa?? (WTF😭) Married : Dazai (am I a cheater or what.. if it’s Dazai I ain’t gonna complain tho) STOPS THE WEDDING: KUNIKIDA?? (HELL NO.) Who I had a child with: Dazai The child: Kyouka (idk how to spell her name omg) Who I grow old with: Dazai (aww😭🫶) Who I secretly killed: Naomi Who I had an affair with: Dazai?? Well glad to know I stayed with Dazai then.😭

Brother: Kyoka Sister:Fukuzawa Bestie:Dazai Neighbour:Kyoka Bf:Yosano Gf:Kyoka Marry:Fukuzawa Stops the wedding:Tanizaki Have a baby with:Fukuzawa Child:Dazai Grow old with:Atsushi Killed:Kyoka Have an affair with:Dazai Kills you:Atsushi I am so confused rn...

Brother: Tachihara Sister: Poe Bestie: Karl Neighbor: Atsushi Bf: Akutagawa Gf: Dazai Marry: Tanizaki Stops wedding: Naomi Has a baby with: Naomi the baby: Yosano Grow old with: Chuuya Secretly kill: Lovecraft Affair: Akutagawa Kills me: Akutagawa

Brother: Dazai Sister: Naomi Bestie: Naomi Neighbor: Naomi Boyfriend: Kyouka Girlfriend: Atsushi Marry: Chuuya Stops wedding: Dazai Have a baby with: Chuuya Child: Kunikida Grow old with: Kunikida Secretly kill: Chuuya Affair: Tachihara Kills me: Kunikida seems brutal

Brother-Lovecraft (oh wow-) Sister- Karl (💀) Beastie-Atsushi (nice) Neighbor-Fukuzawa Bf-Poe (OH-) Gf-Karl (KARL'S MY SISTER-) Who I marry-Fukuzawa (DAMN-) Who stops the wedding-Dazai (🤮) Who I have a baby with-Atsushi (AN AFFAIR WITH MY BESTFRIEND - DAMN- Who's my child-Akutagawa(---) Who I grow old with-Lovecraft (Oh,my brother 🙃) Who I killed-Tanizaki (🌝) Who I had an affair with-Fukuzawa (Didn't I marry him and had an affair with Atsushi-) Who kills me in the end-Dazai (Damn,he wanted revenge-)

Brother: Poe