Jenner’s line: almost the entire battle Banner still ended up winning with the “kept up with the kardashians but left some kids behind” line.

@nighter9093

4 жыл бұрын

Subject Delta Δ just as I read the comment the line was played

@MS-hb3ol

4 жыл бұрын

Just you being you is enough to diss you

@TheRussianSmurf

4 жыл бұрын

I keep rewatching that line

@frgwyn3760

4 жыл бұрын

Or best thing you make Kylie ass

@liamiangaming7931

4 жыл бұрын

"Best thing you make, Kylie ass, she 18? HULK SMASH!"

"She eighteen? HULK SMASH!" killed me

@Historicutuber

4 жыл бұрын

yeah me too LOL

@yaboidash6537

4 жыл бұрын

I cried

@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr

4 жыл бұрын

I got stomach cramps from laughing.

@spiritusreality4042

4 жыл бұрын

What that’s way to old to hulk smash. Sorry for cursed comment I had to do it

@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr

4 жыл бұрын

@@spiritusreality4042 Might wanna check your door for FBI agents.

With Hulk’s low vocabulary skills his verses still went unexpectedly hard. 💯

@gamepad3173

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of a certain episode where Hulk and Spiderman swapped minds.

This battle is a prime example of quality vs quantity. It doesn't matter how short banner and hulk's end of the stick was, they both won with every line and Jenner couldn't win with 1 whole ass minute of material. Hulk smashed jenner, the hulk way

@Mighty_Grimes

2 жыл бұрын

Hulk smash Kylie

@ZodokiEsparda

2 жыл бұрын

the hulk smashes in only one way the hulk way and we love it #.#

@PatrickReid-cg2gb

9 ай бұрын

Yeeeeehaaaaaaa🎉🎉😂😂

@IHateAmer1ca

8 ай бұрын

@@Mighty_GrimesNames don’t matter

@TheBlueArmageddon

8 ай бұрын

Except that he made that crass comment about Kylie ...

"NOT *GENDER* ISSUE, THIS *JENNER* ISSUE! JUST YOU BEING YOU IS ENOUGH TO DISS YOOOUUU!!!" - I give it to Hulk fer this one.

@VINCENTDARKLY

7 жыл бұрын

that was a good line.

@aristobazidis1855

7 жыл бұрын

yup hulk won

@Memorex996

7 жыл бұрын

DJFlare84 you're lion which means you need a new wardrobe. that word play was strong

@finleydoespiano3808

7 жыл бұрын

DJFlare84 hulk

@sasukeuchiha1657

7 жыл бұрын

but Jenner with the comeback Jenner : You got no neck but you still fucking choke

"I'm an ace in the lab/acid base and treble/so let me break you down on a molecular level" is a hugely underrated line

@bobxyzp

4 жыл бұрын

And the way he slowly turns to look in the microscope after saying so many syllables so quickly, so dope

@edoardosantopuoli9849

4 жыл бұрын

Kristos Samaras that line was smoother than silk

@Jodus_MacGotuss

4 жыл бұрын

as a musician, hearing that line made me straight cum

@Studioterrel

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jodus_MacGotuss minus hulk smash this is my favorite line of the video. I really wish they would remake the second half. I want to hear more lines from hulk.

@julianv279

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jodus_MacGotuss fr, shit was so smooth and epic.

Can we all appreciate Hulk giving Cait a sporting chance, standing politely and saying nothing for a minute. Real standup guy that Hulk

@FutureMan420Blazer

Жыл бұрын

BADUM TSSSSSCCCHHHH! Ps: Hulk Smashed Jenner

@martinfiedler4317

Жыл бұрын

Pure rage control. Only a real super-hero could have achieved this!

@self-proclaimedcomedian1037

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, real standup.... Until he sits down

@brianyule1289

Жыл бұрын

Well, Hulk is famous for his restraint, after all.

@TheBlueArmageddon

8 ай бұрын

I mean, dude also made a weird comment about Kylie, so I am happy he didnt get more chances to be a creep

Best flow: Bruce Best disses: Bruce Overall winner: Bruce

@lordbedwetter4207

3 жыл бұрын

@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Bruce banner.

@lordbedwetter4207

3 жыл бұрын

@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Welcome

@lordbedwetter4207

3 жыл бұрын

@Super Pwnage takauri 48 That's confidential.

@lordbedwetter4207

3 жыл бұрын

@Super Pwnage takauri 48 my dad won't allow it

@lordbedwetter4207

3 жыл бұрын

@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Thanks

" These rhyme skills are *not evenly distributed.* " - Guy Fawkes

@theproteanbro5994

4 жыл бұрын

This should be pinned

@Pidgen56

4 жыл бұрын

@@theproteanbro5994 fucking yes!!!

@seanw1186

4 жыл бұрын

Well played...don’t move

@aselo4ever401

4 жыл бұрын

Bro that's the video I just came from

@jeffmcjeff4897

4 жыл бұрын

Xd

“In this battle, there is no balance.” -J. Robert Oppenheimer

@jfeathers5452

4 жыл бұрын

Hulk SMASH

@Smittel

4 жыл бұрын

@@VeenzGG "4 days ago"

@32gigs96

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Ash that was the worst erb ever

@Smittel

4 жыл бұрын

@@32gigs96 excuse me? Ghenfis Khan v Easter bunny? Ellen DeGeneres vs Oprah Winfrey? Mcdonalds vs Burger King? Trump vs Clinton?

@32gigs96

4 жыл бұрын

PYXEL Ellen and trump ones where good dude. The view counts prove that. And if u didn’t like them at least they had a fun beat and you know... good delivery instead the boring piece of shit that was

I just realized in Jenner’s first verse he said Banner cant have sex unless it’s with his cousin, who is she-hulk. If banner tries to have sex with anyone who’s not a hulk then he’ll kill them. That’s a genius line

@8bitbit529

Жыл бұрын

This actually almost happened in a comic

@stinkypoopoo388

Жыл бұрын

This did happen in Old Man Logan

@nickyricardo7034

Жыл бұрын

Oh...I thought it was just a reference to how he had children w/his cousin in the comics

@mr.iiconic

Жыл бұрын

@@nickyricardo7034 only in the OML alternate universe. Very VERY important to mention that.

@sickofyou7709

Жыл бұрын

Well, at least Hulk's cousin was a female.

does nobody else appreciate the transitions? I think they’re pretty great especially the medal and the cereal box

@SarcasticPossum

Жыл бұрын

I won't lie it was pretty clever.

@Model_BT-7274

Жыл бұрын

they hearted your comment!

@zekeggy

Жыл бұрын

BRO GOT A HEART NO WAY WTF

"Hulk no identify as man, me thinks Kate might understand" Hulk had it then and there!

@PengyDraws

5 жыл бұрын

You being you is enough to diss you!

@killianjerrr2176

5 жыл бұрын

I finally understood what he meant by it

@yareyaredaze5595

5 жыл бұрын

Max The Random Lepurchaun I’m a ace in the lab acid base and treble so let me break you down on a molecular level

@S.E.J

5 жыл бұрын

What was so good about this line. “I don’t identify as man. Neither do you, as you are now identifying as a woman. “ OOOOOOOH DAAAAMN BUUUUURRRN

@natesmith5493

5 жыл бұрын

I love that line

NO GENDER ISSUE. THIS JENNER ISSUE. JUST YOU BEING YOU IS ENOUGH TO DISS YOU!

@aydin5978

5 жыл бұрын

@Wes Jeselnick Aye.... But at the same time, that one line from Banner was nearly as good as her whole rap, so ya know. Fair game xd

@Jawsjawsjawsrg

5 жыл бұрын

I said "winner winner chicken diner" after that one. There was really no point in going any farther then that.

@ct92404

5 жыл бұрын

@Wes Jeselnick *He. Male anatomy and xy chromosomes = male. No matter how much SJWs like you cry and scream about it.

@kiwi4493

5 жыл бұрын

@Wes Jeselnick *HE*. He ain't a homophobe. And that blocks science sjw libtard.

@nopenope5035

5 жыл бұрын

That line was enough to win this

I honestly don't think the problem was Caitlyn having too many lines. The real problem is Hulk didn't have enough.

@tek512

Жыл бұрын

Didn't need them. The few lines he got destroyed the opposition anyway.

@briansinger5258

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s not an excess of the feminine, it’s a masculine deficiency.

@hexes5122

Жыл бұрын

@@tek512 I don’t think they were needed either, just an observation for the negative nancies on this post complaining about Caitlyn’s part. I think this battle is perfect the way it is

@t_man7259

7 ай бұрын

​@hexes5122 well to be fair they admitted the hulk wasn't meant not to have Manny lines because they they were going for the hulks limited vocabulary

@Mynameishassan0

20 күн бұрын

If they cut that, ‘Barney Themed Party’ line That Would be nice

"Best thing you make! KYLIE ASS!!!" "She 18?! HULK SMASH!!!!!!" I absolutely died 😭😭💀💀💀

@alessbritish228

2 жыл бұрын

he do be speaking fax tho

Bruce won to be honest

@akuayamika4069

7 жыл бұрын

banner or jenner?

@KaizerMan

7 жыл бұрын

Akua Yamika Bruce :)

@charliedickson1443

7 жыл бұрын

Akua Yamika well that joke went over your head

@jomc9

7 жыл бұрын

+Charlie Dickson right lmfao

@calebcano6579

7 жыл бұрын

Kaizer-Man which one

"Best thing you make? Kylie ass" Hulk killed it with that line tbh

@mewtwomotherfuka

7 жыл бұрын

yes, thank you.

@epzsg3415

7 жыл бұрын

krakendude2 yee and when he said "hulk gonna smash" haha he killed it

@tiesneumann8740

7 жыл бұрын

krakendude2 jmmn

@Human-jv3zs

7 жыл бұрын

Really?I felt like the best line in the entire thing was "Just you being you is enough to diss you"

@mightythicc1472

7 жыл бұрын

arron quah personally the best line was "I heard you're good at running, you're just like The Flash especially in the 100 meter ditch your wife dash"

Rest here traveler, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.

@matthewramos9220

2 жыл бұрын

Aww yes a checkpoint now I can save my progress

@salacious_modeus.

2 жыл бұрын

im actually sleepy atm, so this was nice to see ^^

@revoltman-needsmoreclickbait

2 жыл бұрын

* the sounds of crackling fire are heard inside the warm ebode protecting you from the cold and harsh wilderness of nostalgia what would you like to do? * SLEEP SHOP *>RUMORS* SAVE LEAVE

@revoltman-needsmoreclickbait

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr7Reality * ‘investigate space chicken’ has been added to your quest log *

@ElectronFieldPulse

2 жыл бұрын

Man, nostalgia doesn't kick in after 3 years. Or maybe it does in the hyper information age

Banner's first verse remains one of the best flows in ERB. so underrated

@vasconcelos7356

3 күн бұрын

"I'm an a ace in the lab, acid, base and treble. So let me break you down on a molecular level" is to this day one of my top 5 favorite lines. So catchy.

"No gender issue, this Jenner issue, just you being you is enough to diss you!" This line right there is the reason Hulk got so little screen time, they had to make up for that complete murder.

@Hei_Darkfire

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Hulk had so little time, but just straight up murdered Jenner.

@DoomSlayer-gj8qb

3 жыл бұрын

It’s only fair that way

@g0bas535

3 жыл бұрын

@@justintime6998 how?

@Myth1cle

3 жыл бұрын

@@justintime6998 You’re an idiot

@chabola8164

3 жыл бұрын

@@justintime6998 Damn, thats not a problem

"Best thing you make, Kylie ass. She eighteen? HULK SMASH" the accent even makes it better tbh

@user-ey4mx1ul3n

7 жыл бұрын

NoperdyNope Burn

@Glibous

7 жыл бұрын

Even with all of the extra bars Jenner got, she couldn't recover from that.

@user-ey4mx1ul3n

7 жыл бұрын

Greg Green Yep

@mattway18

7 жыл бұрын

Boom roasted.

@clemsonboy4852

7 жыл бұрын

NoperdyNope

“I hear you’re good at running, you’re just like the flash. Especially in the 100 meter ditch your wife dash” “Kept up with the Kardashians but kept some kids behind” 💀 Banner won no question

@kingmajin

4 ай бұрын

And run along, quickly. he might get cranky. But frankly? You wouldn’t like him when he gets angry. Idk. Lol

1:25 that beat drop with hulks voice matched so perfectly

Not fair. Hulk didn't get enough mic time.

@TheFANHadenandSeth

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he got better rhymes than Caitlyn, who has mostly rapping unspecific things about him having bad clothes and "hating himself" (?)

@vibovitold

8 жыл бұрын

and cleverly rhyming "hating yourself" with "blaming yourself"

@TheFANHadenandSeth

8 жыл бұрын

vibovitold Yeah, the four "yourself" lines also made the battle shit, and the entire Daddy and Kitchen Tile lines were unnecessary.

@PsychopathUltimate

8 жыл бұрын

Jenner was accusing Hulk of being a self loathing gay dude. The verse "But if you think you're looking good in those torn ass clothes, you're lying which means you need a new wardrobe." is a reference to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

@KhemicalKrash

8 жыл бұрын

Well, there's only so much you can say about Bruce Jenner and only so many jokes you can make without pissing off millions of people.

funny how Hulk can murder with a rap but Jenner needs a car to do it

@dudepool7530

3 жыл бұрын

ERB, HIRE THIS MAN 7 MOS AGO!

@SirBungaminJames

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet Jesus man

@toneoftones7053

3 жыл бұрын

A car? I’m lost

@sto1238

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@Dctctx

3 жыл бұрын

@@toneoftones7053 she had a vehicular manslaughter case

“She 18? Hulk smash” is wild💀

@Cyttorack_

5 ай бұрын

Would've been canceled now a days lol 😂

Honestly I think No Shame wrote Caitlyns verses. They just don't seem to be the same quality of writing and research NicePeter and EpicLloyd are known for in their verses.

The way he says "so let me break you down on the molecular level" Is very satisfying

@Optimaloptimus

4 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@yisus4681

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@nerfninja661

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@MAJ0ROCEL0T

4 жыл бұрын

I come back only for that tbh

@ayofrtho7014

4 жыл бұрын

I agree.

Hulk got 15 seconds, Caitlyn Jenner got a full minute... and Hulk won. Edit: Let’s be civil, people.

@ct92404

5 жыл бұрын

* BRUCE Jenner.

@ama-ri_vox

5 жыл бұрын

@@ct92404 katylin Jenner sounds stupid

@ericcarrell5525

5 жыл бұрын

Bruce lost when he cut his weenie off.

@mediciki602

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericcarrell5525, How did he lose for that?

@beaubarrett4406

5 жыл бұрын

Bruce Jenner won

Caitlyns line should have ended at 2:29 then you could have added another hulk line then added the rest of Caitlyns verse. Thats just my opinion.

“you’re lying which means you need a new wardrobe” lion, witch and wardrobe!! i just got that!

"Best thing you make: Kylie ass! She eighteen? Hulk SMASH!" LMFAO!!!

@smjaxon8454

6 жыл бұрын

C. Venom I'm fuxin weak bro

@cd1051

6 жыл бұрын

C. Venom one of the best lines in erboh ever

@alxkzmrz5749

6 жыл бұрын

C. Venom did you get your castle sir Bronn?

@christianvennemann9008

6 жыл бұрын

Alxkzmrz No. I'm STILL waiting for Jaime to get me one. If I make it through the wars against Cersei and this Night King cunt, perhaps I'll FINALLY get my castle.

@alxkzmrz5749

6 жыл бұрын

C. Venom well, all the Tyrell's are gone, and since daenerys and Cersei and the king in the fucking north are all focusing on these so called "white walkers", you could take high garden for yourself. Great view and not too many disturbances (for now). Also, down south, where the sun still shines is Dorne, with all the sand snakes gone, you could take residence there. And maybe find yourself that bad girl with the bad pussy. Here at Westeros Realtors, we are more than happy to help you with finding the right castle sir Bronn of the black water, since your fancy lords you serve aren't kind enough to repay you.

“She 18? Hulk SMASH!!”

@amalgamatenull5167

5 жыл бұрын

this was....... Unexpected

@Valhalla05

5 жыл бұрын

Hulk is Hulk No identify as man Me thinks Cait might understand No Gender issue This Jenner issue Just you being you is enough to diss you!

@SolalLeChakal

5 жыл бұрын

It had me dead

@tinle9

5 жыл бұрын

Hulk is a green gamma thing of culture

I'm disappointed that Bruce/Hulk never mentioned how Jenner literally murdered someone by running them over and got off scott free

@agedstring

Жыл бұрын

Come again now?

@tombailey837

Жыл бұрын

@@agedstring Oh you didn't know? kzread.info/dash/bejne/g42pypVyqc6tYrg.html

@thepsycheduck

2 ай бұрын

@@agedstringJust google it, Caitlyn Jenner was involved in a vehicular manslaughter case, it’s pretty much widely known for it to have been her.

Everyone's talking about Hulk not having enough time, but I really think all he needed was 2 more lines, say after Cait tries to shoot him: "Why you pull gun? You take too far! How you kill Hulk? You not driving car!"

@TheNativeEngine

Жыл бұрын

Cheese and Rice! That last line is golden.

@esorkgonzalez2262

Жыл бұрын

LMAO I wish they did that

"Best thing you make, Kylie ass, She 18? Hulk Smash" Bro this had me dying So savagely fun

@BringForthInsanity

4 жыл бұрын

marvin harvey funniest verse 😂😂

@az21bob666

4 жыл бұрын

If there really was a hulk, kylie would let him smash. Once you go green you never go back.

@seongates

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss Lmaooo

@shamibanbanyamyan6376

4 жыл бұрын

Dwl dude, I exploded. Too funny man.

why did Jenner have 90% of the rapping time??

@g0d268

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Solorzano hulk doesn't talk much

@Skyrimlizard

7 жыл бұрын

Hulk still won :P

@lordmegatron8515

7 жыл бұрын

Well to be fare, the Hulk is not usually about long winded sentences, he is more about beating the ever living shit out if people. He doesn't talk all that much and I think that's what ERB was going for. Though I too was a little disappointed that the Hulk only got in a few lines, but despite that I still think he totally won.

@artziez7591

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Megaton Fair*

@Renagade5988

7 жыл бұрын

hulk doesnt rap neither but yet hes doing it, stop making excuses this is a fictional series and should give fair time to both.

can remember how hard this got flamed when it was first released, but looking back this was a another good ass battle from erb

@Annihilated64-13yearsago

4 ай бұрын

except for that weird transformation scene and the shitty last verse and hulk's (not banner's) terrible flow

@gtothereal

19 күн бұрын

@@Annihilated64-13yearsagohulk was the funniest part.

"You being you is enough to diss you".. lol. Pretty accurate

"She 18? HULK SMASH!" Best line eva...

@zachkorman3409

7 жыл бұрын

Only 18?

@notsosaltycavsandbrownsfan2621

7 жыл бұрын

+Zach Korman If she's 18 then...oh wait...

@derekdonahue2435

7 жыл бұрын

Ike i fucking died 😂😂😂

@sceem0

7 жыл бұрын

Worst*

@cptbubbles8459

7 жыл бұрын

Yes hulk smash😂😂😂

Bruce Banner: 29 seconds Bruce Jenner: 39 seconds Hulk: 18 seconds Caitlyn Jenner: 53 seconds

@codyhiler7521

5 жыл бұрын

Dont want any backlash lol

@edaline_

5 жыл бұрын

18 seconds? HULK SMASH!!

@iahan4961

5 жыл бұрын

But hulk doesn't talk alot so it's kinda staying true to character

@CaoSong

5 жыл бұрын

And yet Bruce Banner/Hulk still won.

@parkerhero8279

5 жыл бұрын

Enough said.

There are so many good lines from this! Banner's "molecular level" and "run along" ones were my favorite of his. He Man's whole intro section was fire and for some reason the gun shots went super well later on. Bravo Peter!

This is like when someone tries to tell an unfunny joke and you can already see how it ends, but they just keep going

@IanSparrow

Ай бұрын

Great way to describe it.

She got twice as many lines yet still lost, damn.

@wolftreetruck9196

5 жыл бұрын

she?

@lilblanco7469

5 жыл бұрын

He*

@sorandomandquirky9425

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilblanco7469 She*

@lilblanco7469

5 жыл бұрын

give me some sugar bAbY nope definitely a he

@ct92404

5 жыл бұрын

@@sorandomandquirky9425 In what imaginary world is someone with xy chromosomes a woman? Did you fail biology?

"just you being you is enough to diss you" That's what I call *V E R B A L A N N I H I L A T I O N*

@gorgeousfreeman1318

5 жыл бұрын

r/destroyedbywords

@tinle9

5 жыл бұрын

@@gorgeousfreeman1318 no not even murdered by words it's r/eradicatedbywords

@saigudi7396

4 жыл бұрын

Diabolic Disintegrator no verbal murder in the major third degree no verbal evisceration

@garyisgaming1224

4 жыл бұрын

@@saigudi7396 verbal manslaughter

@matiasmacchia634

4 жыл бұрын

That painted face dont give you class, just one More thing Bruce do for cash, Best thing you make, Kylie ass, she 18? HULK SMASH!

"You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line" is very underrated

THE FACT THAT THEY HAD THEM BOTH TRANSITION FOR THE SECOND HALF IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS

She 18? *HULK SMASH!*

@jam5287

5 жыл бұрын

Gothic Orphan best line in the video😂

@Treilerk

5 жыл бұрын

@@jam5287 True.

@redflame300

5 жыл бұрын

Had me ded

Best thing you make Kylie ass She eighteen Hulk SMASH

@jermedits6196

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua James it means shes young so he wants to cough cough you know.

@sasukeroblox7053

6 жыл бұрын

Wall Net I

@DavidBadmus

6 жыл бұрын

Wall Net worth okay that was too much.

@woofer2121

6 жыл бұрын

Done right there.

Bruce Banner/ Hulk was winner, but I gotta give Caitlyn the points for actually getting in the race even if it was too late... because after the transition Caitlyn's rapping improved immensely... Also the line "No gender issue, this Jenner issue, just you being you is enough to diss you!" Is essentially my view on her. It's also the point of an entire South Park episode, so thats fucking hilarious too.

@Qualcosa397

5 ай бұрын

Her? That is a male and will always be one

@luckii.__17

Ай бұрын

@@Qualcosa397 bro that was from over a year ago

2:28 Hulk shouldve started rapping again after this line. This line even had the pause that the lines that end verses have.

Banner's first verse is really satisfying to listen to

@christophergarland7991

3 жыл бұрын

I love the way he sort of bobs his head when he says "especially in the 100m ditch-your-wife dash"

@theluigifan1

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I love the way he says “So let me break you down on a molecular level”

@brrrrrtenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@theluigifan1 Yep it's really smooth.

@arielsanchez1522

3 жыл бұрын

@@theluigifan1 i think everybody loves that sentence xd

@VictoriaSobocki

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

Caitlyn had like 80% of the lines but still lost

@annieshineblossom3762

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Bruce?

@melanierose4140

5 жыл бұрын

@@annieshineblossom3762 did she detransition?

@melanierose4140

5 жыл бұрын

@@annieshineblossom3762 of course not, shes still biologically Male. She and other transgender people know that obviously, or no transgender person would transition. I hope you wouldnt punch her just because shes trans, that's fucking terrible. Or punch anyone if you thought they were. Its likely you've been in the bathroom with a trans person but didnt know they had transitioned. They're just trying to live and get by like everyone else. That being said, I hate her as a person. From what I know, shes done terrible things and i would never support her. Shes not liked by many people, i get why you wouldnt like her.

@xomi_el

5 жыл бұрын

True

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

4 жыл бұрын

@@annieshineblossom3762 EXACTLY. Ppl can go ahead and identify as attack helicopters all they want, but until they get functional rotor blades and missile silos then they're still human

"I hear your good at running, your just like the flash, Especially in the *hundred meter DITCH-UR-WIFE DASH!* "

Seeing ERB years later still goes so hard

The only problem I have with this is that Jenner had more Rap Time as the hulk and by more I mean much more

@ravenfrancis1476

8 жыл бұрын

Well I mean there's only so much you can do with a guy that can barely speak basic sentences.

@lastwolflord

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Hard to not see some kind of agenda when you make it one sided.

@Landynification

8 жыл бұрын

But in Hulk World Comics he can speak very fluently. This vid suffers from the same problems as the last one, but much worse. Banner had a lot less time, just like Austin Powers did. But last battle at least had good-ish lines, and was actually sort of exciting to watch. This one was just a mess all over. The only good part of this was Banner's first verse. But, if you were to ask my opinion, so far Season 4 is not that exciting, and it seems like they're starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

@Blank_Name.

8 жыл бұрын

That Hulk doesnt talk much is a stupid Argument

@sharkfowl4037

8 жыл бұрын

This battle definitely was NOT worth the wait.

hulk didnt get enough time to speak

@angusharding2472

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@angusharding2472

7 жыл бұрын

you're a fucking idiot

@tonyhawkins1174

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

@aaronymous1996

7 жыл бұрын

I regret nothing lol

@OPTIMUMELITE

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Smith NOOO

This was ahead of its time

okay this is good I'm not going to lie

This whole rap battle was way too one-sided. Hulk barely even got in a full verse. I understand that you're all pro-LGBT, but come on, make it a fair battle for everyone.

@definitelynotme6982

8 жыл бұрын

Hulk's lines were still better though lol

@ZDDSquid

8 жыл бұрын

The reasoning is that hulk can't really speak

@beniciobonilla2271

8 жыл бұрын

then don't put him in a fucking rap battle

@beniciobonilla2271

8 жыл бұрын

If they were pro-LGBT, they would understand that LGBT people want to be treated like everyone else and that giving them the upper hand would be disrespectful

@packsw9243

8 жыл бұрын

neither can master chief...and they still cast him

Thanos does not approve. Everything was not perfectly balanced.

@fishsticks24122

5 жыл бұрын

Hulk still won tho, His lines have me dying every time.😂😂😂

@counciloftheholymicrowaves5364

4 жыл бұрын

Lmai 👌

@skylightsblade9468

4 жыл бұрын

True, it wasn't balanced, Jenner got destroyed completely and had no good lines.

@EPrimeify

4 жыл бұрын

Oddly, Thanos is in the next battle.

@AlexanderAzarov

4 жыл бұрын

@@EPrimeify really?

I still don’t understand why ERB would think people would want more screen time from the controversial former decathlon athlete who hangs out with the Kardashians than one of coolest fictional characters of all time

WAIT I just realized that Hulk is portrayed by the “my honest reaction to that information” meme guy, bodybuilder Mike O’Hearn LMAOOOO

dafuq why didn't the hulk get any stage time? literally all he did was flex. he had like, 4 lines. Come on

@chromefox4

7 жыл бұрын

Cause the sjw would rage of he threw some major burns

@midnalefay9741

7 жыл бұрын

Hulk generally doesnt speak much outside grunts and roars, we're lucky he got that many lines in xD

@chromefox4

7 жыл бұрын

Skull Gamer do you mean totally awesome hulk?

@justcullen9304

7 жыл бұрын

yep

@point-five-oh6249

7 жыл бұрын

+William Martz You sir have made the point of the decade. But feminists are for the rights of women. I think people confuse feminist for misandrist, which are against men totally. But Suicide Squad did this, because you know, the Joker beat the hell outta Harley, but we can't have that... So let's remake the Joker's character completely, and make him a softy gangster wannabe in a really mushy relationship with a girl that dresses like a skank. Because lets promote girl's rights of choosing attire. This is all biased Disney crap. And I give this video 2 HUGE thumbs down for not giving the Hulk a chance to come back. All he did was flex on the video, and he wasn't even that large and beefy compared to how the comics make him, and the movies. I want my 1 minute back. Because I didn't dare watch the second verse

B E S T T H I N G Y O U M A K E ? *K Y L I E A S S* Ok hulk you win this one.

@incognitomode670

3 жыл бұрын

She 18?

@melindaberlincourt7820

3 жыл бұрын

HULK SMASH

@presleyg3428

3 жыл бұрын

HULK SMASH

Missed opportunity to talk about her murdering a guy.

Banner: 30 seconds Jenner: 28 seconds Hulk: 19 seconds Caitlyn: 50 seconds THE FUCKING ANNOUNCER: 20 seconds The announcer has more time on the mic than Hulk

Honestly, look closely at Hulk...He is trying to get lines in, but Jenner is intentionally hogging it. Maybe they did this to show that Jenner is getting too much attention than she deserves

@TheTdw2000

8 жыл бұрын

*he

@deadmemes3820

8 жыл бұрын

*They

@guacsoda3164

8 жыл бұрын

+TheTdw2000 you transphobic piece of trash.

@TheTdw2000

8 жыл бұрын

+colorfulfusion I am very afraid of them. I mean, have you ever SEEN them?

@ZeroSkylerxD

8 жыл бұрын

lol

Jenners last round was tooo long

@antiquex1

8 жыл бұрын

but the bars tho

@tubsy7797

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@darkowls3738

8 жыл бұрын

Yep way to long

@didrik0434

8 жыл бұрын

+Irldickhead s i know

@Chrisfragger1

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah because they are showing their bias.

1:00 Old Man Logan reference. Nice.

Whoever came up with this battle was a genius! Not only is it genius in the way the two are both Bruces and have rhyming surnames, what I love even more is that there is they both go through transformations and then those versions carry on! Sheer genius!

hulk wins this despite the volume bias it's quality not quantity

@culturecroissant3166

6 жыл бұрын

Maima Boakai Bruce banner had bars

Hulk got like 1/4 of the time Caitlyn did....and still won

Cait rhyming yourself with yourself 4 times in a row: Rapar

@KingCrow404

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it was more of an internal ryhme scheme Hate Blame Tame Contain

@jozepedro27

2 жыл бұрын

It's in the family "I know I got a bad reputation Walking 'round, always mad reputation Leave a pretty girl sad reputation Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation"

@maroastaansunkissastallaka1150

2 жыл бұрын

@@jozepedro27 Yeah but internal rhyme scheme and kanye was never really known for his rapping

@alyssa-vi4jt

2 жыл бұрын

michael bay did the same thing with money

@Sonic_the_Hedge-hog

2 жыл бұрын

I’m beginning to feel like a rape god rape god

0:21 “let me break you down on a molecular level” the flow🔥

*Waiting for hulk to respond* *Jenner keeps rapping* *Still waiting for hulk to respond* *Battle ends* *Stunned face from that one gif*

@PengyDraws

5 жыл бұрын

P I K A C H U

@SickUserName

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously I kept expecting her to just shut the fuck up

@oomfoof7294

5 жыл бұрын

@@SickUserName Expecting? I think you mean hoping

@J.B.0815

5 жыл бұрын

@@SickUserName None of that horrible clan does this. :(

@heartbust4624

5 жыл бұрын

@@J.B.0815 Damnnn

"The a hundred meter ditch your wife dash!" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

@lexxghosty6643

6 жыл бұрын

A weirdo is here I loved that line so much

@necrosiscosplays1875

6 жыл бұрын

A weirdo is here I made the likes 666

I only just noticed the reference to the Kermit drinking tea meme at 2:07. And the line references Kermit's song 'It isn't easy being green'!

Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd are ridiculously good at impressions Also the flow of the guy playing Caitlyn Jenner is so good

@pissefemme

Жыл бұрын

girl*

@fatimahanwaar306

Жыл бұрын

NoShame is a girl you transphobic bigot

@TheVidNerd

Жыл бұрын

@@fatimahanwaar306 Man. Mentally ill man. You're the sort of person who would tell anorexics they're fat, tell the schizophrenics the voices in the toaster are real, and that suicidal people should kill themselves. Men cannot be women. Women cannot be men. You. Yes you. Are killing these people by encouraging their delusions. You absolute fucking freak.

@fatimahanwaar306

Жыл бұрын

@@TheVidNerd you're the clear definition of a toxic conservative bigot using illogical statements just to prove a point "men cannot be women women cannot be men" proves my point that you're a transphobe

@thepsycheduck

2 ай бұрын

@@pissefemmeReally? i could’ve sworn that was a guy playing her… damn well she did a good job

Everyone says that this is one-sided, well it's not Banner was so savage that Jenner needed the extra time to even stand a chance

@redfox4220

5 жыл бұрын

Sans the Skelepun well they fucked up cause Jenner still lost

@amalgamatenull5167

5 жыл бұрын

Sans the Skelepun lmao

@JohnSmith-lw7sr

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah banner killed jenner

@dannydorrito2315

5 жыл бұрын

@Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal no it is just like the trump erb. they were pushing an agenda in this battle which is why they gave Jenner more voice time.

@AmZax

4 жыл бұрын

@Sheldon Cooper lmao someone's cranky. Dislike the video and move on.

Fun Fact: EpicLLoyd stated that the reason Caitlyn Jenner got a lot of lines in the last verse was to address controversies. He wasn’t a big fan of the long verse at the end and felt it could’ve been done better.

@miminoran8948

4 жыл бұрын

Address what controversy?

@railenherman6482

4 жыл бұрын

mimi noran Controversies around transgender people. Also, he said the reason Hulk had less lines was because Hulk has a limited vocabulary.

@JunkGaragehome

4 жыл бұрын

@@railenherman6482 missed opportunity with the different hulk personalities. Mr. Fix it, grey hulk, smart hulk, and of coarse the iconic child hulk.

@railenherman6482

4 жыл бұрын

Zion thirtydecember2006 He addressed it on a podcast with Ray William Johnson.

@jak214

4 жыл бұрын

@@railenherman6482 That doesn't hold water because he talks in the comics and animated movies plenty. And there are no "controversies" trans people face that they mention in NoShame's verse so that's also bogus. They did it to pander because for whatever reason they thought it was a good idea to do identity politics in Season 5. Thankfully, they pulled back for Season 6.

This is the most one sided rap battle in the history of KZread

@8bitbit529

Жыл бұрын

Next to artists vs tmnt

@missilemedic

Жыл бұрын

@@8bitbit529 pristine sistine nunchucka or born in goop, raised in poop

@IsaaacWithThreeA

Жыл бұрын

Bro’s never seen Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig Van Beethoven

the way the rhythm goes when the lines, "i'm an ace in the lab; acid bass and treble. so let me break you down on a molecular level" are said is perfect. like the "i'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages" in the zuckerburg vs elon musk one

Needed more hulk and less Jenner, I got tired of hearing her talk real quick

@jeremiahhester6408

8 жыл бұрын

Yah, She had more lines then hulk

@tylerkelly7563

8 жыл бұрын

Him*

@WeArePuNClan

8 жыл бұрын

+ChainLinks him*

@gungster911

8 жыл бұрын

Him*

@calebtimes453

8 жыл бұрын

I think they wanted Jenner to win so SJW won't bark at them.

Let's break down the amount of time each got to battle. 0:09-0:37 Bruce Banner 0:38-1:07 Bruce Jenner 1:08-1:25 Transformations 1:26-1:36 Hulk 1:37-1:45 Caitlyn Jenner 1:46-1:55 Hulk 1:56-2:38 Caitlyn Jenner Banner got 47 seconds total. Jenner got 79 seconds of battle time, and the last verse was 42 seconds long, almost as long as everything of Banner's.

@mohaed96

8 жыл бұрын

i really like this comment exactly what i was thinking!

@UncleMikeNJ

8 жыл бұрын

You win because you say the right things... What was that about having a girlfriend? She just made the ditch-you-dash. She 18? Hulk smash!

@momoneymoproblemz

8 жыл бұрын

+Srithor you got a GF wow man how you did this?

@afruitypunchy

8 жыл бұрын

This is a rap battle, not a personal boy-girlfriend relationship talk. Each contestant must be given the same time frame just to make it fair and entertaining.

@brianburkhardt3692

8 жыл бұрын

There is almost always a lead in these videos.

“You’re lying, which you means you need a new wardrobe” Holy shit, the pure genius and subtlety there…. Lion, witch and the wardrobe is the first Narnia book, but they slipped that in there so damn smooth it blows my mind

1:33 hulk saying this with the pose in the background was perfection

Everyone's talking about Hulk's verse, but not enough people are talking about how good Banner's first verse was.

@mattyfey2778

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but hulks and bruce banners hit harder then them

@poison6084

3 жыл бұрын

Bruce Jenner's 1st verse was pretty good as well , and so was Caitlyn's 1st verse , but Caitlyn's 2nd Verse was bad so Hulk/Banner won.

@rapzad3623

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@SamTheMarioMan

3 жыл бұрын

That's the reason this was never my least favorite ERB: Even though Caitlyn's 2nd verse was really bad and went on too long, all the other verses in the battle were really good! My least favorite ERBs tend to be the ones that are hard to find *any* good lines in them, like Adam vs. Eve or some of the early battles

@athan13590

2 жыл бұрын

@@SamTheMarioMan The true problem is that the entire concept is offensive, and the execution doesn't hide it too well

So, in retrospect, Caitlyn's long lines wasn't bias...it was damage control

@cherkovision

3 жыл бұрын

@ExcaliberDG11 it should have ended with Hulk ragdolling Jenner like Loki.

@lucasrivera6074

3 жыл бұрын

@ExcaliberDG11 puny god XD

@danhibiki3359

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter would had erupted otherwise

@alexwright5419

2 жыл бұрын

@KVAcedo27 If they wanted this battle to be fair, I think they can cut Jenner’s verse from 2:04 to 2:30. Most of that was filler without any great lines. “Neither Bruce will exist” is a great finisher. Plus Hulk’s verse hit hard while Jenner kind of just rambled

@chickenflavor9880

2 жыл бұрын

@KVAcedo27 no it wouldnt be

Honestly I think Bruce Banner is an underrated gem in the ERB universe

Can we just talk about how hilarious this concept is

"Hulk is Hulk, no identify as man. *Me thinks Cait might understand*" Fucking beautiful.

@DangerouslyActive

7 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

@ajlastname2669

7 жыл бұрын

fucking gold

@Jonfvgf1097

7 жыл бұрын

Ajax SixtyNine I don't think you should fuck gold

@ajlastname2669

7 жыл бұрын

william french i fuck any minerals i want

@Avalikia

7 жыл бұрын

@sweetblackblood1 Hulk is saying that he's not a mere, weak man - he is Hulk. And that Caitlyn of all people should understand that distinction.

"She 18? Hulk smash."Yep, we all know who won.

@zechrom3628

6 жыл бұрын

Utter Trash I don't think that 1 line beats 10 lines at the end

@camerongilbert1257

6 жыл бұрын

ZECHROM the fact that they gave "Bruce" Jenner the other half of the video is kinda cheap, I'm sure Hulk would have done a lot better if he had more lines, but I guess it would have been more PC to cater to Caitlyn Jenner so as to avoid a Civil Rights conflict. ;)

@GamingHero...

6 жыл бұрын

Utter Trash you can win with only one line? No, that's not how it works

@hillaryclinton.yeahimfamou2014

6 жыл бұрын

Utter Trash not hulk lol

@Zandorv

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Gilbert Or maybe the Hulk just isn't the most verbose character in existence

am i the only one who gets chills still when the "rap battle" title goes rainbow? the music also goes with the transition perfectly.

Bruce Banner’s verse went hard, still to this day don’t know why Jenner had so much rapping time tho💀. Also I like the violins that play in the background as Banner’s getting angry from 0:30

Flo from Progressive Vs Jake from State Farm

@nyemagraham6295

8 жыл бұрын

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

@Unkle_Genny

8 жыл бұрын

YES

@gerardomaldonado6713

8 жыл бұрын

This will make my day and every day that follows 😂😂

@adolfhitlerj.r.4895

8 жыл бұрын

Yes. Just yes

@macmerges5642

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

They had to give Jenner 3x the rapping time to make it more balanced since Banner basically destroyed Jenner in his first verse

@AlexanderAzarov

3 жыл бұрын

In all 3 verses.

@KingCrow404

2 жыл бұрын

The last 2 lines that Bruce Jenner had were good, but Catlyin Jenner though ...

@KevinWildes2024

2 жыл бұрын

lies

@HYPERRIVAl

2 ай бұрын

@@KingCrow404 though what

I just realized the "be green that ain't none of my business" line and seen is referencing the Kermit sipping tea meme

@shilpadesai8031

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was her refring to her anti climate change politics.

Hulk came on to that beat so hard it gave me chills