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@user-li2fy4hu7p

Ай бұрын

Didnt this show get cancelled?

I love how open-minded Jake is. The pegging worked!

@musaabid1055

2 ай бұрын

Amy definitely pegs Jake 😭

@YABOIMIKEYBOI

2 ай бұрын

Are you NOT LMAO

@artobaron399

2 ай бұрын

the clearly necrophilic girlfriend too worked for him

@musaabid1055

2 ай бұрын

I wholeheartedly believe Amy pegged Jake after this...

@user-us3jy2mb5r

2 ай бұрын

Definitely must've tried it but i feel like he would get exhausted to quick lol​@@musaabid1055

"Maybe I don't have an Arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" What a burn 🔥🔥🤣🤣

@pforgottonsoul

2 ай бұрын

also inaccurate.

@islasullivan3463

2 ай бұрын

^Right we all know Terry’s nemesis is cats.

@olatundedave

2 ай бұрын

@@pforgottonsoul How?

@corvos3719

2 ай бұрын

@@olatundedaveThe cat he blamed for a robbery he wasn't able to solve, and all the cats his squadmates from the time sent him..

@LetThatStuffGo

2 ай бұрын

@@islasullivan3463 That is correct. Terry hates cats. 🐱

That “This B needs a C in her A” line will always be hilarious, especially with both of their expressions.😂😂😂 Also, I definitely agree with Holt on no follow up questions for Hitchcock.😳😣

@SunGawdRa

2 ай бұрын

I will never not love that joke!

@elsapartridge

2 ай бұрын

The b needs a c in her a is my favourite scene in b99, I just find it very funny lol

@blazeisobel8885

2 ай бұрын

I will literally never forget my dad’s shocked guffaw at that lmao it’s what makes it one of my favorite scenes

@JSmellerM

Ай бұрын

@@elsapartridge What, your favourite scene isn't the Backstreet Boys one?

@elsapartridge

Ай бұрын

@@JSmellerM one of, but not my fav

Maybe my favorite B99 running gag is the not-so-subtle hints of how kinky Peraltiago is.

@KeithFraser82

2 ай бұрын

"Hints"?

@achillescomedown

2 ай бұрын

oh nah they basically slapped us across the face w amy's strap

@samfisher6606

2 ай бұрын

@@achillescomedown I did say "not-so-subtle"

@megumulberry

2 ай бұрын

WHAT STRAP I NEVER NOTICED THIS@@achillescomedown

@marcocardia3960

2 ай бұрын

"do it harder"

"That's a pretty f*cked up thing to say to me" kills me 🤣

@spencerkagen1386

2 ай бұрын

The double-pause is the best part; you could cut that tension with a Barbie butter knife

@cluelesssoldier

2 ай бұрын

How deep his voice gets for that line. lmao

Jake's fake therapist and Amy lying about being pregnant are still some of the worst things that happened during the heists

@crockgobbler

2 ай бұрын

Or that time she made him think he was in a coma and that she married teddy for the heist

@kranberry3318

2 ай бұрын

@@crockgobbler No, they didn’t get married, he was just there for her physically.

@jkta97

2 ай бұрын

@@kranberry3318That’s so much worse!

@blusafe1

2 ай бұрын

Hitchcock taking meds prescribed for someone else I'm sure was multiple crimes.

@petersonp84

2 ай бұрын

Worse/Better??

"Do you happen to know my blood type?" "B+" "Yep, guessed wrong. Hey Craig?" 🤣

@soumyai8579

20 күн бұрын

Explain pls

@Iliadic

17 күн бұрын

​​@@soumyai8579Jake didn't know his own blood type, guessed, and the EMT gave him the wrong one. The wrong blood type in your system is EXTREMELY deadly if not dealt with FAST. However, the EMT would've given him O-, the universal donor. Unless you're AB-, you can receive O+ blood without issue. AB- can only receive AB-. That said, one of the symptoms of the incorrect blood type being given is a "sense of impending doom".

@soumyai8579

17 күн бұрын

@@Iliadic oh! 😂🤣😂🤣that's a creative one Thanks for explaining

@lieslkang7233

16 күн бұрын

⁠@@IliadicActually, AB- can receive any negative blood type. O- can only receive O-. And O+ can only receive both types of O.

@Iliadic

16 күн бұрын

@@lieslkang7233 Oh. For some reason I had that switched around.

"This B needs a C in her A" is genuinely one that shocked me, mainly because a) that's exactly where my mind went, and b) they bleep just enough so you can clearly get what he's saying.

@nightsgrow6575

Ай бұрын

It was such a good joke to make it clear they were on a new network

"Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that. Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows thaaat" 😂😂😂

@thepayne7862

2 ай бұрын

That one always gets me, I know the joke is coming I know the punchline but I always laugh.

@olatundedave

2 ай бұрын

@@thepayne7862 same here 🤣🤣

the thumbnail is insane 😭😭😭

@Emily-sx7vd

2 ай бұрын

I like ur pfp

@mainly_marvel

2 ай бұрын

@@Emily-sx7vd free palestine 🇵🇸❤️

@Emily-sx7vd

2 ай бұрын

@@mainly_marvel fr

@musaabid1055

2 ай бұрын

THE *PEGGING* WORKED

@user-nb2lw4vj2z

2 ай бұрын

Atleast make sure you name yourself accordingly to your pfp! That energy should be shown through and through imo!

"Wait - we're allowed to say 'labia' again?" "...Labia!"

@Vigil_FF80

2 ай бұрын

Labia :D

Jake saying "NGL, that turns me on a little bit" at the whole squad wanting to embarrass him is PEAK TELEVISION.

@sea.foam.1832

16 күн бұрын

wait please tell me the timestamp or episode 😭

@seby912

5 күн бұрын

@@sea.foam.18328:23 and I think it’s Halloween 2 but not sure

That *pegging* joke was everything 😭

My favorite thing is that the cops at the 99th precinct follow the "three strikes and your out" rule- two detectives and a captain watched Adrian do 3 bumps of coke before they intervened lol. Jake did the same with Sophia's boss lol

@mrraamsridhar

2 ай бұрын

Oh wow

@Bubaiel

2 ай бұрын

That’s a thing? 😂

@MrOtistetrax

2 ай бұрын

It’s also just the comedy “rule of threes”. But that’s a great observation, so let’s roll with it.

@arm279145

Ай бұрын

Comedy comes in threes!

Pimento saying that he won't kill kids as a rule but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a d-word😂😂

The, “SHE’S FAKE” line is beyond the best in regards to therapist

2:11 the “Hitchcock’s tattoo” joke was so good, I remember having to pause the episode the first time I watched it because of how much I was laughing

@Beast_Lee

2 ай бұрын

I laugh til I can't breathe every time

@hestoceles

2 ай бұрын

I never bothered to look it up but I always hoped that Dirk Blocker got that tattoo for real, even if it was after the episode was done filming. That would be hilarious

@phousefilms

2 ай бұрын

LMAO, the way he's just shoving the gun into his mouth, XD!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

2 ай бұрын

@@hestoceles No, it wouldn't be, it only works within the context of the comedy show.

@nathanshaffer3749

2 ай бұрын

Kinda brought back the trauma of the time I watched the Budd Dwyer video back in the day.

"And yet crime has continued" The best line😂😂😂😂

“-aaand he hung himself. Ohhh my god. Guard! GUAAARD!” 😂🤣

6:41 That awkward Silence gets me everytime 😭

@bruhbruh4635

2 ай бұрын

Got em

@CompagnonDeMisere25

2 ай бұрын

Phone ringing on the background is the cherry on top

6:49 terry's face let's you know that he knows how savage he is and he loves it

@starlinggray9498

2 ай бұрын

Probably my all time favourite Terry moment. His face gets me every single time

The fact that Boyle never hears himself is really horrifying. Hitchcock's gross too, but at least he means it.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

2 ай бұрын

I suggest you learn what ''horrifying'' actually means.

@ORiOh4582

Күн бұрын

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 only if you learn what hyperbole means first

Anyone else on a coping marathon after Andre Braugher's (Captain Holt) passing? God rest his soul.

@ker_possible

2 ай бұрын

I sure was in December.

@WrathOfGrapesN7

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I started a binge the day I found out. RIP Velvet Thunder.

@williamdoyle2063

Ай бұрын

Was just watching these on a Sunday morning, had almost forgot that he's gone. RIP fella.

5:38 "You betcha nips it did, skidmark!" The way Hitchcock said that with such conviction. Yeah! 😂🍻

"Maybe I don't have an Arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" Dayum! Change Terry's name to Wario because Jake just got beat!

@matthewbartlett3442

2 ай бұрын

Terry cheats!😦

8:10 One of Captain Holts most glorious moments, made me jump up from my seat when he brutalized that guy!

"nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that..." "nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows THAT.." hahahahahahahahha

"Anybody wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?" gets me every time

I kind of want the hand thing to not be censored, I'm really curious what he did but I guess I'll never know... probably for the best.

Guessing wrong on your blood type is crazyyyy ❤

@walakalak

2 ай бұрын

Just to reassure you, in real life usually they always give o neg (universal donor) until the blood type is confirmed AT the hospital, not the ambulance. But yeah that was crazy 😂

Amy, It worked! The Pegging worked

Team "Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show on television ever!" NINE NINE!

@growlerthedog

2 ай бұрын

NINE NINE

@roselinekilonzo3296

2 ай бұрын

NINE NINE!!!

@user-rv8sm1bp1m

2 ай бұрын

NINE NINE!!!!

@Hermione_Granger

2 ай бұрын

NINE NINE!!

@alphanerd7221

2 ай бұрын

Move over Mad Men and Cheers. We have a goofy cop show here.

the thing i love about "this b needs a c in her a" is jake is so down

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

2 ай бұрын

Of course he is..

the bit with the tattoo is so underrated its hilarious you pulled the trigger man that was a suicide!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

2 ай бұрын

How do you get to decide what's underrated?

Pimento is my favourite 🔥🔥 the unhinging is real

“All you Gotta do is close your nostril when you go down“! Good advice!

The bill clip caught me off guard when i first saw it😂😂

brooklyn 99 def have some crazy jokes 🤣🤣

Yeah I can't believe they got away with "Get used to these faces or get used to unemployment" I mean, woooooahh, it's such a risqué joke....lol

@myeyesdontbreathe3555

2 ай бұрын

I don't get it

@Lanwarder

2 ай бұрын

@@myeyesdontbreathe3555 Well the title of the video is "Brooklyn 99 Jokes I can't Believe They Got Away With" and one of the jokes is just Jake and Gina walking into a rich people's private club and saying "Get used to these faces or get used to unemployment"....I don't see how they are "getting away" with anything with that joke, so I sarcastically pretended that it was a super risqué joke when in fact it's a pretty moderate line that hasn't a lot to do with anything.....I am basically saying that the title of the video isn't a very good description of the actual content of the video...which happens pretty often on this channel.

Bill's face and that audio always kills me

"you bet your nips it did, skidmark!" is still one of the best lines of the entire show.

Pimento doing coke always kills me 😂😂

@MrOtistetrax

2 ай бұрын

It’s the “where did you GET this?!” that slays me the hardest. You know he’d finish that whole bag if they didn’t stop him.

Just before one of the greatest burns 💀 in the show's existence: 6:37 - _"You sound so _*_dumb_*_ right now..."_ The way Andy said that is so hilarious. 😂

"Anybody wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?" makes me laugh everytime

Dear youtube Hitchcock quote “blowing smoke of the barrel” unquote is one of my favorite jokes ever. Sincerely Fizzypop

0:15 I can't with the pegging 💀🤣 Amy 2:14 Hitchcock's gun tattoo had me wheezing on the floor ☠ I can't

“It’s visiting day” isn’t something I think I’d be yelling inside of a prison shower… 😂

THANKS FOR KEEPING BROOKLYN 99 ALIVE X

Thanks you guys, now I'm addicted to Vitamin B.

This is how I find out Eugene Lee Yang is in Brooklyn 99 lol

Of all compilations of B99 I've watched, this one is my favorite so far. And I just understood the pegging joke, after all these years🤣

"anybody wanna listen to jamiroquai right now" Omg I can't breathe

HELPPPPP THE “this b needs a c in her a” LINE 😭😭 IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO UNDERSTAND

3:18 Archer says, “Hey! Phrasing!!”

5:00 With that hair Jake looks like he’s N-Sync right now

Pimento being pimento is tha bomb!

0:11 Charles: What is that supposed to represent? Me and Jake: Nobody answer that!😨

“Pegging isn’t new for me friendo, but it’s is for Disney”

RIP captain holt. ):

"Vitamin B is the best Vitamin" best line from Pimento😂

"We have much content to stream" 😂. I'm definitely gonna use that

Thank you for ALWAYS making me SMILE 😀🤣🙏❤

I love that I am rewatching this.

Adrian just eating the cocaine 😂

Jake's "HERE WE GO" will ALWAYS crack me up

RIP Andre Braugher. Oh Captain, my Captain.

Hitchcock's tattoo is my favorite gag in the entire series, and I don't know why!

2:30 may be the hardest I've ever laughed in absolute horror

Terry after brutally smacking Jake down while talking nemeses "It's a police insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now"

my fav is "This B needs a C in her A" 😂😂😂

Pimento openly snorting coke in front of 3 cops is the funniest thing ever 😂

We can say labia again? Is insanely hilarious

That Jamariqui line is so inderrated 😂😂

For Adrian his reaction to doing too much cocaine is legitimately what happens that deep cough where some gets to your throat. 😂

Yeah, sometimes I laugh before going "that's messed up and I'm not going to think about it"

Eating the evidence!!

Why is no one talking about how jake guessed his blood group wrong 🤡💀. That was crazyy mahnn 😬

6:20 my favorite part ever lmaooo

Pimento's fake snorting scene is my favorite Pimento scene.

Dont worry about it Jake that was ALL of our reactions lol

Basically all of boyles lines

One of the funniest shows in a long time. So disappointed it was canceled.

7:16 😂😂😂😂😂

i love how terry does the zoolander face after destroyinh jake

Nothing will ever beat " this B needs a C in her A." That said, the pegging line was pretty funny too.

Oo I got a full snout full that time! 😂😂😂

1:13 😂😂😂😂😂

The jail hanging im legit shocked they got away with.

1:23 😂😂😂

Mister 99 tattoo is the best joke of all time

Nobody asks Hitchcock why he knows that hahahaha

Heck, they got away with saying 'the scissoring' over and over on Victorious, a kid's show.

I love pamento fake doing coke. "I got so much that time."

“Prepare to PEG!!!!”

You got to admit that Jake and Amy are the cutest couple in TV history

“Hey, do you happen to know my blood type?” Yeah, B-positive “Whelp, guessed wrong. (cough) Hey, *~Craaiig~* “ Omg I could have that and other Jake’isms as phone alerts and never tire of them!

7:42 my favourite scene in this video

2:10-2:24 😮😮😮😮 wow they did a joke on cop suicide. 3:27-3:41 WOW AN ACAB JOKE TOO!!

Why she about to summon Mahoraga in the thumbnail 😂