imagine being the most powerful person in the universe and then a dude only wearing underwear using a broken sword destroys you

@hisholiness4537

5 жыл бұрын

That's the immortal thug life

@bakhitalketbi9460

5 жыл бұрын

Seven deadly sins reference?

@tuskedwings7453

5 жыл бұрын

they need to git gud

@MoridaFanadier

5 жыл бұрын

now this is canon

@exariin8848

5 жыл бұрын

@@bakhitalketbi9460 i dont think he only wears underwear xD

There is no Gud left to Get

@gaiseric_sk7262

5 жыл бұрын

It's GIT you uncultured bird shit

@rabid_muledeer3404

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck, brb committing sudoku

@GabrielTorres-xb4yu

5 жыл бұрын

Rabid_Mule Deer it's seppuku you uncultured plum

@drumb6261

5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Torres it's a joke

@snunder8338

5 жыл бұрын

r/woosh

Literraly makes all of us look like casuals

@aceuncanny9021

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, didn't know this was the fucking spelling bee

@calcium_addict

5 жыл бұрын

Its "casuls", fricking casul

@franciscoreyes7653

5 жыл бұрын

I know right. I'm over here happy I beat dancer at sl10 with a +1 raw broadsword and then i see these dark soul experts beating bosses with the characters pinky doing .010 damage

@hayyan7648

4 жыл бұрын

@@aceuncanny9021Uncanny what do you mean by spelling bee?

@mazrimtaim3107

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayyan7648 means he's gay for OP

“The lords must be returned to their thrones” squilla: picks up broken straight sword. “Give me 3 hours”.

@calebstrong3022

3 жыл бұрын

Took me 50 hours to do my first play through

@JoaoPedro-yk4pj

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebstrong3022 the game's not long, the game's a RPG

@genaroperez7816

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebstrong3022 that was because you were lost, die a lot and was your first time. This man literally woke to do one thing and go back go sleep, and he fucking did it in 3 hours

@fink7968

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebstrong3022 lol yeah not sure why people like to act like that's unrealistically long to take with someone new to souls. Especially exploring fully without maps and learning all the bosses it's a lot. My first dark souls 3 run took 60 hours, 25% of which was nameless king.

Abyss watchers: **trains in legion to be deadly knights for years** Squilla: **rams broken sword up their ass**

@yareyaredonut

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine training years to come up with those "easy for backstab" moves

@tashyboi

2 жыл бұрын

@@yareyaredonut Well they're kinda bat-shit crazy when you get to them so their combat prowess prolly isn't "as good" Also game, and a game boss with no openings doesn't seem that "game-y"

DS3 SL1 No Hit Broken Straight Sword Upside Down Screen Wii Controller

@bakhitalketbi9460

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking casual, i did all of that, but blind folded.

@koalstolz1615

5 жыл бұрын

Guitar hero controller

@gavinwitman3097

5 жыл бұрын

SootySix 872 replace the wii controller with the power glove

@hectorbeck4350

5 жыл бұрын

SootySix 872 DS3 SL-802 no hit broken broken straight sword upside down 1 inch wide low brightness screen controlled with a banana hooked up to a potato battery hooked up to a hamster in a wheel generating electricity

@bossboy191919

5 жыл бұрын

@@hectorbeck4350 you guys are obviously making it all too easy. Let's just cut off his arms and feet. #nolimbschallenge

This is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls 3

@DanielCruz-te4nf

4 жыл бұрын

DS1

@savekillqqpsounds8473

4 жыл бұрын

U gotta try with an broken broken sword

@yourbabushka3750

3 жыл бұрын

Gives me conniptions

@Axedius

3 жыл бұрын

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@yourbabushka3750

3 жыл бұрын

@@Axedius ok...

The guy in chat who told him he forgot the broken straight sword about 3 minutes in is a huge hero to this run, and we don't even know who he is.

27:30 "You wouldn't even have enough items to kill Vordt" Ymfah: hold my estus

@HiddenOcelot

4 жыл бұрын

Plugged his full items only vid lol

@krakowski_6237

3 жыл бұрын

Just like he said, he'd laugh at things that would seem impossible, but months later here we are

@travis8106

2 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced Ymfah has time travel abilities and puts shit in the game before its released to make his runs somewhat possible

Guard:"Welcome to the salty spitoon! How tough are ya!?" Squilla:"How though am I!? How tough am I?! I beat Dark Souls 3 with only a Broken Straight Sword!" Guard:"Yeah So? ZeroLenny did that aswell?!" Squilla:"Without taking a single hit." Guard:"Move along sir, sorry for keeping you waiting!"

@gyanvarshnay8053

3 жыл бұрын

While reading the chat

@zacharyclark4092

2 жыл бұрын

I dont like the implication zerolenny is a wimp who wouldn't get in the salty spitoon

@Dalawall

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyclark4092 i think you missinterpreted the scenario. I implyed that the act of beating a Dark Souls 3 with only the Broken Sword was already acomplished and it was merly a copycat attempt. But squilla destroyed the competition by not getting hit a single time. It's ment to praise ZeroLenny for his achievement, aswell as acknowledging Squillas skill in doing the same but taking 0 Hits. Have a nice day :)

@zacharyclark4092

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dalawall Bro it's a joke, thanks for the explanation though.

He kicks onion man off the roof and leaves him to fend for himself I've never seen a greater sin

@meyes5671

2 жыл бұрын

he is cosplaying as a hollow, so it makes sense

Nobody: Boss: wait why is this boss music playing? *Quilla enters* Boss: OH NO​

@hellodumplings8564

4 жыл бұрын

Vinicius Muylaert Stolen comment, fuck off

@AS-wg4ij

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellodumplings8564 sorry but who asked

@hellodumplings8564

4 жыл бұрын

Aticus Smith Theres no need of anyone asking for me to say anything, idiot

@brian3634

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellodumplings8564 Have you considered crying about it?

@hellodumplings8564

4 жыл бұрын

Byron the best why would I? It wasn’t even my comment which was stolen. Are you stupid?

2:44:47 ultra instinct activated*

@watsinurfreezer8789

5 жыл бұрын

Yes i agree my dear rotten child

@matasovich3446

4 жыл бұрын

@TooFrostii yea but it worked

@Asd-us3iz

4 жыл бұрын

@TooFrostii But it worked

@assblaster-gr4tg

4 жыл бұрын

TooFrostii but it worked

@procrastinator3408

4 жыл бұрын

@TooFrostii but it worked

Absolute madness

@yami2204

5 жыл бұрын

sardo

@hevno8391

5 жыл бұрын

Sardoche oh bah t’es là toi

@MoridaFanadier

5 жыл бұрын

i don't play DS3 nor watch exactly the entire video....but why SquillaKilla used Storm Ruler on Yhorm? I thought he was gonna use Broken Sword ONLY. Is there any canon-restriction or anything?

@lesetheres4573

5 жыл бұрын

@@MoridaFanadier storm ruler is necessary to beat the boss like any other weapon deal almost 0 dmg

@MoridaFanadier

5 жыл бұрын

@@lesetheres4573 ah...make sense

Somewhere out there, Lenny is yelling in outrage.

@nolongeraperson

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't Lobos do it long before Lenny? .... for that matter I think pretty much all runs are Lobos runs.

@AdminAbuse

5 жыл бұрын

@@nolongeraperson r/whoosh

@nolongeraperson

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdminAbuse Right back at you ;)

@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312

5 жыл бұрын

Infernus Fenris to be fair Lenny did yhrom with the sword as a well

@gilthreyblaunce

4 жыл бұрын

lenny still has yhorm and fists iudex on him as well as all optional

Boss times Gundyr: 1:40 Vordt: 11:05 Watchers: 41:45 Wolnir: 1:00:35 Dancer: 1:13:05 Sage: 1:26:50 Deacons: 1:34:30 Pontiff: 2:01:36 Aldrich: 2:13:45 Yhorm: 2:21:50 Dragonslayer: 2:27:10 Princes: 2:43:25 Cinder: 2:50:17

@pbovymligsvim4182

5 жыл бұрын

thank you future pirate king

@MR.Speedy

5 жыл бұрын

Thx 👍😄

@azerim2039

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@gabriellejeune6016

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@lucasbraga3801

5 жыл бұрын

No Nameless King? Casul

2:59:14 the donation is just wonderfull, how it plays with the music lmao just perfect

There was a point where I couldn't even get past Iudex Gundyr, and now I can play through the entire game without dying, this game has an insane skill curve

@rfd2745

2 жыл бұрын

i used to struggle so much with Iudex but then like not even a week later i was beating bosses with just fist, its insane

@thebro44

2 жыл бұрын

Well fck me I just cant do it no matter how gud I git I feel like not even dying once is a huge dissrespect to the game and it fcking makes me cringe when people say they beated the game without dying once. Im here but I actually never see these runs through and I just imagine that he actually died at least once..

@rfd2745

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebro44 lmao, it’s all just muscle memories, after you die like 100 times you remember to do shit different

0:22 "They added danger." "Ye..."

@muddledlion9593

3 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@Drenosir

3 жыл бұрын

@@muddledlion9593 it is called lothric

This is the longest video I’ve ever sat and watched beginning to end on KZread. You managed to keep my attention for 3 whole hours!

@sorensouthard927

4 жыл бұрын

That's impressive on your behalf, this is kinda boring.

@patrickimperial579

4 жыл бұрын

@@sorensouthard927 Not all find it boring.

@GamingMediocrity

3 жыл бұрын

Try plague doctor pimp walks to gangstas paradise 10 hour version

Soul of cinder: "Why i can't hit him????"

2:44:48 HOOOOWWWW???????!!

@djavyschimizzi9604

5 жыл бұрын

AdityaVanko audio ques maybe?

@MrChukinorris

5 жыл бұрын

and he is like pretty chill about it too

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

5 жыл бұрын

gives me conniptions

@DogeSargeant

5 жыл бұрын

INNNHUUUUMAN REACTION!

@Lyccea

5 жыл бұрын

Good 'ol sound queues with iFrames

Run: *starts* Me: Okay he's gonna grab the blue Gatorade and kill gundyr Him: *skips Gatorade*

@uknowimeyen

4 жыл бұрын

@Metalhead "Gatorade" refers to one of the first items you can pick up in the game, the Ashen Estus Flask which replenishes Focus Points which are used to cast spells and perform weapon skills.

@praisemidir

4 жыл бұрын

@@uknowimeyen why is it named that just call it ashen flask

@procrastinator3408

4 жыл бұрын

@@praisemidir well i do like to call it gatorade as well but thats yo opinion

@HandsomeGamerGuy

4 жыл бұрын

That's my literal first time hearing someone calling it Gatorade. Reminds me of the whole MacGuffin thing.

@hahanerd8153

4 жыл бұрын

@@HandsomeGamerGuy I've heard a few people call it gatorade including ymfah I think

The planning and execution of this run is insane, i look away to get a glass of water and hes already fighting another boss. Absolute mad lad

I just love how casually you talk after doing this stuff

*Only a mad Hollow would choose to fight with this* Well actually-

I feel I'm one of the best DS3 player when i beat nameless king without drinking any estus Well, until i find this mad guy

@justanotherfool8896

3 жыл бұрын

I felt same after No-hit NG7 Midir (with kinda edgy Abyss Watchers cosplay) , we never gonna Git Gud, my friend... we never gonna Git Gud...

@StonexRanger

3 жыл бұрын

Just another fool Midir isn’t too hard to no hit honestly I feel as if he’s one of the easier bosses bc of how slow his attacks are.

@justanotherfool8896

3 жыл бұрын

@@StonexRanger well, on NG7 his battle is really long. However, on SL 1 he is definitly easier the Gael

@StonexRanger

3 жыл бұрын

Just another fool his battle is extremely quick for me and I’m NG+16 rn. I usually kill him in 2-5 min just depends. And if I play smart I use 3-5 Estus maybe. But Gael on the other hand still gives me trouble and takes quite longer but I still enjoy his fight a lot and find it so fun even if I’m yelling at it 😅. I think Gael is by far the best boss they’ve made.

@StonexRanger

3 жыл бұрын

Just another fool but then again it’s different for everyone and maybe just bc of my build. I mean I’m level 255 so yeah

8:30 this is my first "lie" man. hahahhaha

0:05 mordecai

@IIMado

3 жыл бұрын

I know 2 years but yes holy nipplenugget

@-DarkAvenger-

3 жыл бұрын

@@IIMado 2 year old

Hey bro ty watching this just taught me how to beat Abyss Watcher, yea I know I'm a n00b Sekiro just introduced me to all this soulsborne world and I'm hooked now. Crazy how they got a game coming out next named after me. 😁

@yanlopez674

2 жыл бұрын

Got that Eldin Ring vibe

absolutely insane how he interacts with chat so much while doing this

When you need to save the world but you broke af:

I’m genuinely absolutely baffled how you’ve done this, seriously. I’ve never been this impressed in my life.

The Lenny Run : P now all you need is the dress

@bleedingrogue8362

5 жыл бұрын

There's only room for one pretty princess in this rootin' tootin' town.

Top 10 n words of all time, no.1 = this comment reply status

@tylerpederson1894

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@chezchetterz5226

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@kuzeyacar1572

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@kisuhouu7000

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@dad758

4 жыл бұрын

No

ZeroLenny: *commits seppuku*

@baluardosalgassi7340

5 жыл бұрын

With a broken straight sword

@saltysouls9679

5 жыл бұрын

baluardo salgassi Still didn’t kill because it hit him like a fucking wet noodle

@aaronmatheusmoura9353

4 жыл бұрын

There’s only place to one pretty princess in this rooting tooting town

The fact that you’ve been able to consistently put out content on dark souls is astonishing. Truly impressive

The one man Giant Dad does not dare to call a “Casul”

Now do it with... uhhhhh.... fists only?

@chicityjay

5 жыл бұрын

Its YaBoi he already did that

@Philiquaz

5 жыл бұрын

Broken Broken Straight Sword

@drumb6261

5 жыл бұрын

Philiquaz it's just the bottom half of the handle

@hectorbeck4350

5 жыл бұрын

Its YaBoi Broken fists without adequate stats

@bitzovhadez7214

4 жыл бұрын

Broken fists...

Soul of cinder watching a naked man approach him with a broken sword •_•

You should've broken the stormruler as a compromise

@ludinev9726

2 жыл бұрын

Well it is already broken

This is my first time seeing something like this. Cant believe there are things as no hit runs on dark souls. Somehow keept my attention for 3 hours

The patience alone to do these runs is impressive, I don’t even know what to call you actually completing them. Absolute madness ❤️

I want to see someone do a broken broken straight sword play through, never been done

Your voice is soothing and you give me a very calm vibe. *you hollow guy*

ZeroLenny:Haha I'm the king of dark souls You: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

God you are so polite it's very wholesome and refreshing, makes the content even better. I'm watching this while I'm doing my very first challenge run which is, can you guess? A broken straight sword run! God this thing sucks lol. But it adds an extra layer of difficulty to the game which is fun. I even finally learned how to parry in DS3, the only Soulsbourne I couldn't parry in. I'm not doing a no hit run though lmao, I don't think I'll ever be that crazy. Love your content man, Praise the Sun.

Refined broken parrying dagger sl1 +0 no damage or items and blindfolded while drunk or else ur bad kid :^)))))

@SwordCrab

5 жыл бұрын

NG5

@bossboy191919

5 жыл бұрын

While lit on fire and on heroin and LSD

@johncrq3594

4 жыл бұрын

Also with one hand. And earmuffs.

@thefezer456676

4 жыл бұрын

And while being trapped in a room with tear gas.

@hahanerd8153

4 жыл бұрын

@@SwordCrab ng7

2:46:41 Instant elfen lied flashbacks. Man that anime was hella good.

From Software: the souls games are very difficult and test a players skill. SquillaKilla: watch me run around in no armor with a broken sword and get 0 hits taken FS: am I a joke to you?

I absolutely love your vids :) great personality for this kind of thing

Dura is a joke in ds3, ive never needed to repair

@gavinwitman3097

5 жыл бұрын

Duncanslab they probably added way more durability because of the mess up with ds2 durability glitch

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalblade8986 Yeah, because fucking stupid mechanics like that are o so important.

@hahanerd8153

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightestWhitest who doesn't like a broken weapon?

@user-it6jd1sb6k

3 жыл бұрын

@Elmo you reset durability on bonfires -> therefore reparing at the smith is a thing of impossibility

@sublimelime6354

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-it6jd1sb6k i think some of the katanas like the washing pole break really easily so you might need to repair it

Ashen one: kicks down to door to the boss room “HERE IS JOHNNY”. Bosses: “AAHHHHHHHHHH!!”

Imagine being an all powerful lord of cinder and getting your rear end handed to you by some half naked dude with a broken sword then realize you didn’t even land a single hit on him

You inspired me to do a SL1 all bosses broken straight sword run. That was a very hard challenge, but I finished it

@stormeyedselkie

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. Well done!

Dude came in here like meliodis Whit his broken straight sword

for some reason started to laugh uncontrollably when he applied lightning buff to that freaking broken sword in the fight with Vordt

zerolenny would be proud

I’m glad i found you you’re my favorite you tuber to this day

your perfect explanation of the title and the lengths you went to appease people got my like haha

12:30 Ah, Boar Vessel. What a throwback lol

man slaughters everything with a piece of wet tissue, doesnt get hit.

Mr SqillaKilla i am completely blown away by your Mastery of the Two Princes. you are my New DS III God now. Thanks for this insane video.

Me: *Cant beat any of the souls games without my friends carrying me as phantoms.* Squilla: “Hold my beer.”

Truly a man of spice ZeroLenny would be proud

48:00 I almost finally fell asleep but then squilla did this.

@enzob6795

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

Just..... Awesome. I'm speechless. Greetings from Brazil! Big fan here.

That Dancer of the Boreal fight was the most beautiful fight I’ve ever seen. A dance for the ages

0:22 "they added danger?" "Yes!"

"PARRY-ONLY" Play through is the ultimate Meta Lord achievement.

@user-bt1kx3fv6x

3 жыл бұрын

If all the bosses had one attack, that could be parried, I would like to see someone try to achieve this Meta Lord rank.

The amount of effort you've put into this is insane

just started back on darksouls playing 3 at moment. feel good after 2 years

"Not enough items to kill Vordt in the beginning." ymfah would disagree, having beaten DS3 with consumables only.

Squilla: "They added danger?" Narrator: "Ye"

I didn’t realise for ages that that background noise when he’s speaking isn’t in the game, the gate made it sound like it was happening in the game

Deadass the master of souls, and the master of eye frames

I won a pvp match with a raw broken straight sword once. Felt pretty cool

@francogonz

2 жыл бұрын

El Macho 🛐

Why is cod a sport when this would be a much more exciting e sport

an absolute madlad for this run. I die to trash mobs still on occasion, and this dude No Hit every single boss, enemy, and Miyazaki.

Squilla explaining to chat that he doesn't get upset at chat for asking obvious questions, because he sees it as just a human mistake forever cemented him as one of the coolest streamers I have ever watched.

@boganjesus3277

Жыл бұрын

You’re a clown

you absolute madman absolutely masochistic madman

How many hours do you have in the Dark Soul serie to get that good, I have about 270 myself, but still kinda suck since I don't mind farming

@simple_most788

4 жыл бұрын

Thats funny

@NoOne-ju8fi

3 жыл бұрын

I have a total of around 500

You are incredible! Awesome skills.

I love that sensual groan you start the video off with

This sounds so unecessarily crazy that I can't even watch It. Don't worry I left a like for you.

Invalid Run, you used the Storm Ruler !!!!11!!

@virus3x2

5 жыл бұрын

3 more hours of poking Yhorm in his ankles wouldn't be every fun to watch.

@Yuidesuwu

5 жыл бұрын

If you're hitting his ankles, you're doing it wrong. If you know what you're doing, hitting his arms and head, it would only take about 10 minutes. Still dont blame him for using Stormruler though. Took me about 15 minutes to kill Yhorm with broken ss at level 1 for reference.

@basselh2585

5 жыл бұрын

We all know that he can dodge all his attacks, it will only be a matter of time

@goosebruh9007

5 жыл бұрын

Cough cough he uses the sellswords at the start dawg cough cough

@Numenorean921

4 жыл бұрын

@@virus3x2 it doesn't take three hours, there are plenty of videos of people killing him with the broken sword, it only takes about 20-30 minutes

Congrats dude!!! :D

Me: proud that I even managed to beat the game Squilla:

Well rip lennys commentsection i guess

Me: uses homeward bone to go back to last bonfire Also Me: teleports to firelink from last bonfire

Squlliakilla beating the game zero hit run with broken sword Lenny: finally a challenge our battle will be legendary

For those who don't know, when you dont see phantoms outside boss doors try passwords related or if you want to be summoned for a boss use them aka : dancer, gundyr, vordt... Thats how you get the high levels carry

That's one great voice you have there!

Just when I thought I seen it all

miyazaki: makes a broken sword as a joke DS players:A CHALLENGE IS NEAR

He came to the second boss in 12 minutes while i spend three weeks...

I knew this is the best sword in game

Amazing run

Outstanding! Amazing skills 👍

i put my "like" in during the "Dancer" fight :D nice job