I have to say I’m really proud of my riff with Kevin the sweatshop child labourer 😂

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

You and Evelyn did great with that bit. You guys have to make that a skit! 🤣

@suzanmarsden2738

2 жыл бұрын

Was great 🤣🤣 you could totally rock that on stage!!

@jacaranda5794

2 жыл бұрын

Why did you change the epic photo?

@michaelzeitler7881

2 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to let you know you are right. I’m white and love you guys. Also tell Evelyn not to apologize we are not all sensitive

@lucy4ricky23

2 жыл бұрын

Oh is he vegan slave owner

I am a black woman living in West Africa and I love your podcast. I’m here every Tuesday

@mikajen9126

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like they forget it isn't only white and Asian people watching lol

Hey! I’m white and I listen to the podcast! My name even means “White Island” so... I’m the whitest! Here in Canada, we had a show, that just recently ended, called “Kim’s Convenience” about a Korean- Canadian family living in Toronto and running a convenience store. Though they are Asian, their lives were relatable to everyone, and so are yours! And Evelyn, things you say about white people aren’t wrong. Unfortunately, the ones who want to try harder at understanding other cultures are probably already listening and the racists are not. Your show also allows people to see a friendship between the opposite sex that is just a normal friendship! I wish there were more of these types of relationships in the media. Thank you, two friends who are comedians, who are Funeeee!

I feel like "I'd rather hang out with a vegan" is the ultimate Nigel insult 😂

I’m a black woman in America (NC) and I watch you guys lol. I found it through uncle roger but looked through all the channels. I think u guys don’t realize how famous you’re becoming.

@frofrofrofro900

2 жыл бұрын

True. Greetings from Tricity in Poland :-)

I'm white, and Polish, and... yeah, I love this podcast since a while now. Lot's of love from Poland! ♥

@joannar598

2 жыл бұрын

I was just wondering, am I only polish here? :D good to hear there are more of us 😅

@adamstanisaw2892

2 жыл бұрын

yo marta, polish reporting in.

@frofrofrofro900

2 жыл бұрын

Cześć! Gdynia pozdrawia!

I'm indian and listening, hope I'm welcome here, I'm Asian too

I'm black from the UK with a Japanese hubby and two kids and I love Rice to meet you. Am hoping to get tickets for Nigel's tour. Keep it up, guys. All races are racist in my experience.

I'm black and I listen every week! It's a great podcast 😊

Can't wait to see Nigel record the podcast from his new house..

I'm a white Russian guy and I listen to your podcast hehe

I'm a white American (unfortunately) and love this podcast. I suggest it to people often. I almost never comment on KZread, but I think you have a wide variety of diverse listeners.

@wuramkesvfx

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it unfortunate that you’re a white American? I don’t get this

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

Don't say unfortunate! It's actually great to have more variety of people other than Asians listening to this podcast, perhaps especially white in white-majority countries like the US. And never be ashamed of who you are or where you're from! Be proud!

@Lurkingpoptarts

2 жыл бұрын

I am good with who I am. My country is very broken and has little regard for women and ethnicities other than white. I grew up in one of the most racist cities in the U.S. I've seen the damage it caused and the hurt of my friends growing up and being one of a handful of not white people. I've seen my government make promises they had no intention of keeping and doing their damnest to keep those struggling down. So, yeah, on the world stage we're a heartless joke and I'm not surprised.

@Lurkingpoptarts

2 жыл бұрын

@@Checkmate1138 Diversity is good. I'm upset with my country. The fact I can say that is one of the good things about it.

@mikajen9126

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lurkingpoptarts damn, that's dark. Accurate and true, but dark lol

I’m a Spanish white woman that listens to you’re podcast since episode 2 and I’m still here loving it 🌸💪🏼

As a white person who watches and loves the podcast. Please don't apologize for ripping on white people, we are helarious 😂

I am so white from Poland and love your great duo and this podcast! I regret I didn't know your channel earlier. I know you from March 2022 and watch everything! :-)

Oh my God, my husband and I are both on a keto diet to manage our health conditions and I was laughing my butt off the entire time you guys were talking about it! So much truth!!! I am also white and a faithful listener to this podcast, you guys are way too damn hilarious!

I'm from Trinidad and I watch the podcast 😎

I’m white, and I listen to your podcast. I find your Asian content hilarious!

Evelyn we can see your self-confidence and self-love glow up under any hair and makeup and fashion changes, give us some credit!! ❤️

I am Hispanic and white. Love listening to your podcast. Always have!

@itzamee6941

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 👍👍

Polish listener here! I work remotely from home and play your podcast for 8h straight, it's better than music lol :D cheers from shithole of UK, Leicester!

nigels face when he says 'i think its worth it' elevates the funnieeee

im 48yr old white women and i love your podcast look forward to it every week xx

I watched this episode while having a coffee. I choked when Evelyn said her white agent cannot say the name of the podcast, "like... rice ?" HAHAHAHHAHAH now we see some sensitive people huh !!

that long pause and sigh of evelyn, so funnnnny. love you both!

I’m in Australia and I love that this podcast comes out after I finish work every Tuesday… such a great way to wind down with a vino!! Keep u the good work guys ❤️

Hey sorry but I'm from South Africa and mixed race. I love both of you guys and really enjoy listening to your podcast talking about everyday life banter. Keep up the grate work.

nigel saying funnieeee is a great ringtone

The haunted duvet is a great idea for a horror movie.

Love the name of this podcast. Great pun!

This podcast always comes out when I'm preparing to go to bed

A lot of Evelyn's jokes about white people are so accurate like, I'm not even trying to pretend I'm not cringy

@acremone94

2 жыл бұрын

Evelyn more so insults white people meanwhile nigel makes ur a joke not just a insult. There’s a line between dark humor and being straight up racist . She clearly has some pent up aggression towards white people.

I'm from Ecuador and I love this podcast

I'm very white Australian/ English woman (English / Irish / Scots), and I adore your podcast. I listen to it every week. Its incredibly interesting, and its truly VERY funny. Living just north of Sydney, NSW.

First grain of rice

Laughing so hard. I really love your podcast!

EARLY UPLOADS ARE WELCOME :D one of my weekly pills at this times of pandemic 0_0 Keep it up

Photos? On the wall? Oh no, I think Nigel should have oil paintings of himself.

@ecfluo

2 жыл бұрын

why was i immediately able to visualize this 😂

I'm that person "yes, you missed the corner there." LOL

22:43 LMAO NIGEL that was a good one 🤣

nigel buying the down duvet and the thousand thread count sheets is the last step of him turning white :D

Suprise !! I listen also, I'm white lol. I think you guys are hilarious.

Fun fact for Evelyn, China and Japan also did some colonizing. And being Asian, everyone of course got along swimmingly.

A guy with a drill and trauma is unthreatening?

I'm (very) white, not just pale, but I do like bland foods tbh 🤣 cannot handle any heat. But been watching this podcast for a while, really enjoy it and pretty much agree on most of your comments about white people!

I'm Black and I watch the pod ❤❤❤

Every podcast so laughing and I hope Evelyn and Nigel neva stop it … It’s just funny and relaxed after everything happend in this world ❤️ In this podcast Nigel is Nigel, not Uncle Roger or something

Second grain of rice! 😅

not asian and LOVE the podcast

23:03 another one Nigel 🤣

She would be beautiful with or without make up. She has beautiful hair? A gorgeous smile and eyes. She doesn't need makeup. She is naturally beuauful.

Nigel you are so... you... 🤣🤣🤣

I have a colouring book. 😂😂😂

evelyn i saw you on hjerson on tv!

Just to clarify, they don't kill geese for the feathers. If it is well timed, it doesn't hurt them, because they shed the feathers anyway.

News flash im Assyrian born in the states and I listen to the podcast lol

Im white and I am here for Evelyn date stories and Nigel dating tips 😂😂 primary. But I'm ready for everything 🤣

I'm not Asian, my in-laws are, so I get the humor.

I'm white, love your podcast, greetings from Portugal🥰

I have been high in public so much that it never really occurred me to care or think about if people could tell or not, same with drunk. Sometimes I drink a glass of wine or two before going shopping just for the fun of it.

My white ass has been sitting here for months just trying to blend in👀😂

Become best friends with an interior designer, your house will be amazing. Or hideous. There’s no middle ground. My Mum had a client who asked for an entirely hot pink room and it was a crime when it was done. The client loved it. If you go the other way, you’re going to look like you’re living in Hyacinth Bucket’s house. Which would be amazing. Please get a white slimline telephone.

As a white person who loves this podcast, I think the comments/jokes about white people are hilarious! They're usually true and deserved. 😅

The first minute of the show is always them talking about the different intros lol btw I’m white and have listened to about 40 or more RTMY

Hope I’m welcome as a white guy who moved from Europe to south east Asia 3,weeks ago

5th grain of rice

Sixth grain of rice

Every room is a s*x dungeon if you put your heart into it 😂

Geese are evil. Don't feel bad, Nigel.

Fourth grain of rice

White people can normally take a joke. We have fucked over most, if not all races so the least we can do is not give a shit when we get made fun of getting knocked down a few pegs. I like the pod cast. I honestly only found it because of Nigel and uncle Roger. I am a major fun of comedy so I stayed.

third grain of rice

Dude all my friends growing up were Asian I had no white friends so I feel I can relate since I basically grew up with Asian culture as a huge influence so yea I love you guys your so funny

I’m white and listen to the podcast.

I'm white and I love this podcast. Evelyn can make as many jokes at the expense of white people as she'd like. They're hilarious!

I love how Nigel constantly makes fun of the sjw woke types, while being funny. Using it against Evelyn is so beautifully poetic. Truly fuiyooooooooo gila babi one.

@darthwrath4236

2 жыл бұрын

@SuRyeon An I don't think he is. Maybe you meant it in a funny way and I didn't get it. Hence this insurance paragraph. Play safe, DUREX

Me eating chips while watching: 👀

11:15 😅😅😅😅

I'm chocolate brown

I am not Asian

I am white but my background is a little different of what you guys are saying! Lol. One side is fighting for freedom in Scotland and the other side is trying fight and hid from people trying hurt and kill them! Later on in Germany, so in a way some of my family are immigrants! Something to laugh about I wanna see the funny as Nigel say! The other day my mother was on the phone calling someone, then I hear her shouting down then line from the other room, I came running in asking what wrong? She having a argument with the automatic message! Shouting lockdown have ended, things have changed and this old, you need changed your message!!!! You are driving me mad with the same message!!! Heard before, you still do not know what to do by now!!! I ask my mother are you OK? I did say they maybe recording you, she I do not care, but hope they do!!! Lol

@Zartrekskye

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot to say hope the move goes smoothly! You know moving is ones top things of most stressful people experiences!

Haha

Is Nigel going to do the next podcast in a yellow jumpsuit?

@TaijDevon

2 жыл бұрын

We should make this an internet champaign. Can we convince Nigel to wear a yellow Bruce Lee suit?

@TaijDevon

2 жыл бұрын

As Nigel himself pointed out, he has about the right physique.

Customer support is egregiously underpaid - unemployment benefits provide more income than working these "necessary" jobs so people would lose money going back to work. I understand this is a comedy podcast but this one touched on 4 topics that don't really have a lot of humour.

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Just to say that there are unfortunately fat bulimic people; it's all part of Nigel's joke on diets and eating disorders so please don't think he's always right...thankfully 😂 "I want to be funny but I don't want to hurt people" Nigel you demonic liar 😂😂😂 Also, loving you two bantering away, thanks for the laughs!

It’s obvious that evelyn’s looking for a stereotypical ISTP lmao

Lol Evelyn, you are Swedish.

Stay healthy. Eat your honey

Bulimia hurts so bad.. thats y I slipped into anorexia

I know it might be a joke here but I'd go for 'pro-colonialism' over 'pro-xxxxx' just in the case of HK LOL

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

What is pro-xxxxx? You mean pro-China?

@meizhou9279

2 жыл бұрын

@@Checkmate1138 I think that's exactly what she means. Sounds like Evelyn's aunt with the internalized racism.

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

@@meizhou9279 So why the xxxxx?

@meizhou9279

2 жыл бұрын

@@Checkmate1138 You would have to ask the person who wrote that.

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

@@meizhou9279 Well, he can see our replies, I hope he may reply at some point 😂

I love you but I'm not in love with you anymore hurts because it implies you are less desirable whereas I'm seeing someone else sounds like it's the other person who went out and cheated so you have no responsibility. 👀

Young and dumb... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nigel stop being you! Rofl

I feel like I might be a better chef than Jamie Oliver. Probably not but with how much he gets shit on it feels possible.

Evelyn you are so sweet and real. So glad to see you have gotten more animated. Get real Nigl, NO ONE wants to see those pathetic so called abs.

Nigel, you need a stud? 😄

Lol, best to cut the brownies section. Self incriminating.

For real...Evelyn is saying so many of these "racist out of stupidity" things, it starts to annoy :(. I dont get it why she thinks whites or non asians would not (or is it should not, evelyn?) listen to the podcast?

Everything is good and funny until Nigel says funny in that annoying tone.

Wow. I am a patron and I thought I will be with them for a long time. I study nutrition and I am on keto for many years. It is sad that they are attacking people because of their diet! It is not right!

@jacaranda5794

2 жыл бұрын

Haiyaa it's just a joke

@darthwrath4236

2 жыл бұрын

All the jokes before this, all the dark humor and fucked up things this podcast (mostly Nigel's brilliance) has done in the name of humor was ok. Then one keto joke and suddenly it's "an attack". Boo fuckin hoo Just because you're a patreon supporter, ya think they have to kow tow to you and your silly unfunny shite standards? We love the dark shit Nigel comes up with and if keto jokes is too much for ya, please by all means leave. Learn to take a joke and understand what jokes are.

@wuramkesvfx

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joannar598

2 жыл бұрын

That's so sad you don't have any sense of humour. This is comedy podcast, go google what does it mean.

@Checkmate1138

2 жыл бұрын

@@joannar598 Hey come on, don't just rag on her. Have a dialogue. Don't be mean just for meanness sake.