i hate how catchy this is

@felixkat2044

3 жыл бұрын

I've been singing it to annoy friends in voice calls for 2 years now

@shellypalomarez2651

3 жыл бұрын

eXaCtLy

@teagan_skylar1734

3 жыл бұрын

yooooo

@ahoneycutt0710

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixkat2044 thats dedication bro

@Azrielfiend

3 жыл бұрын

i keep coming back to this song because of this very reason

I CANT BELIEVE I JUST REALIZED WHY HE WAS BREATHING WEIRD

@g1mbly

3 жыл бұрын

hsISNDJENXKES

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

Oh to not know what this song means

@Pin-dd3uj

3 жыл бұрын

wait why 🧍🏻‍♀️

@candycorn296

3 жыл бұрын

My dumbass thought he was outta breath from crying or something

@brook2kewl

3 жыл бұрын

ava ava he’s angrily m4sturb4ting to Dave 😋

Btw the alternative title is ragesturbation, let that sink in.

@Aden6066

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

@Aden6066

3 жыл бұрын

THAT EXPLAINS WAY TOO MUCH

@penpeb

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@emilyquesnel1386

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks I hate it

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

I will 𝘯𝘰𝘵

I always thought that the zip at the end was him closing a tent. Like he was camping.

@starrats444

5 жыл бұрын

Sips this is so funny to me

@nepkatz

4 жыл бұрын

no its his man purse omg

@Tiger-ks9xp

4 жыл бұрын

@@nepkatz no its uh... 😀

@lurkingPabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@nepkatz it's pronounced SATCHEL

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

Oh to be this innocent

*heavy breathing* wa,,,was he,,,,,, hHUh

@nyamuyutenji

4 жыл бұрын

yes, he was indeed.

@weteafart

3 жыл бұрын

Yes😿

@vodkasimp6731

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@prince9702

3 жыл бұрын

BRO THEY JUST HAD A CANON KISS IM DYING

@xxb3nj1.b0yxx4

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes he was

Normies don't know what their touching and its terrifying tiktok is a hell hole

@euphoricgoth9837

3 жыл бұрын

Was that suppose to be a joke- or am I just dirty-minded?

@oya4346

3 жыл бұрын

꧁Euphoric Goth꧂ It is what it iiiiis

@Mejaton

3 жыл бұрын

Give them another week

@BensB3ans

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure he knows what he’s touching I’ll- ill just leave-

@natalyag8641

3 жыл бұрын

IT IS ISNT IT?! FUCIING TIKTOK

At least we can laugh at straight TikTok using this sound and not knowing what it really means

@wawhwwhhwhwha841

3 жыл бұрын

KathyLovesArt BAHAHAHAH YES

@latedawnsearlysunsetsz

3 жыл бұрын

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SONG IS A TREND SHEHSJVSJWHSJSJS

@frogman8388

3 жыл бұрын

ITS ON STRAIGHT TIKTOK???? W H E R E 😭

@samuraiondo

3 жыл бұрын

YESSS

@bootytwerk315

3 жыл бұрын

💀

Played this in an Amino screening room. They didn’t care until they heard the *zip* I’ve never heard a more melodic choir of screams

@fwubee

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO THIS CRACKED ME UP THANK YOU

@ethan4907

3 жыл бұрын

When is the zip....

@Brick3ater.

3 жыл бұрын

Imma fo that now lol

@venus2561

3 жыл бұрын

the hiyoko pfp pulls this all together

@teethdotjpeg

3 жыл бұрын

THE HIYOKO PFP FIHEOAJIEAOIJIEIOAEJIOEA

i've been in this fandom since 2012 and now that davekat is canon i think this is appropriate to bring back.

@lovedserpent4255

5 жыл бұрын

yes. yes it is.

@unsettlingparadise810

4 жыл бұрын

But! Let me raise u this: the new pester quest its canon that Dave big gay for John but since John and Dave grew apart within the three years he started liking karkat c:

@maxButtercat

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, it's even more cannon now, with homestuck 2

@coscactus4218

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxButtercat the new panel had me like❤💖👏💙💚💕🧡🧡👏👏

@halpal390

3 жыл бұрын

@@unsettlingparadise810 wait is that real r u joshin me rn

I can't stand that this is on tiktok now. Genuinely everytime I hear it I get second hand embarrassment.

@unoriginal_name4576

3 жыл бұрын

But also let's make more homestuck songs tiktok famous so more ppl get into it

@duuuuude5163

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@buggz7936

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@dent6049

3 жыл бұрын

WAHAHAHSGHAHAH WVERYOEN THINKING HES JUST MAD WHEN ITS ANGRY MASTURBATION AHEJAGDHFH

@Me-zt1gk

3 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal_Name. Yeah, hearing this on tiktok is how I got to this song and now I wanna read it

Dave listening to Karkat singing from the other room like: 👁️👄👁️

@depressedtheatrekid1709

3 жыл бұрын

Count this comment as a like, it's at 69 rn

@ConjuredJasper

3 жыл бұрын

169 likes now

@user-rr5xu1fr2u

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConjuredJasper 200*

@the.real.mothman

3 жыл бұрын

@@depressedtheatrekid1709 nice

@uncl0wncasuale413

3 жыл бұрын

413 likes :D

don’t mind me, just checking back in because after being a homestuck for at least 5 years i just found out what this song was about. i just needed to check. i wish i didn’t.

@purpleguy3364

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just... Exclude the "I want you" part? I-

@kazsoda3022

3 жыл бұрын

𝚢𝚢𝚎𝚊, 𝚒𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢 😰

@koolaidjammerz4468

3 жыл бұрын

Purple Guy yes😊

@halpal390

3 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY SAME WTF. HOW. THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVOURITE HS SONG.

It's the fact that this convinced me to read homestuck for me

@chloetaylor6258

3 жыл бұрын

Same thi

@chloetaylor6258

3 жыл бұрын

Tho*i can't spell🤦‍♀️

@celebina123

3 жыл бұрын

same but please for the love of god someone give me context😭like I assume the song is fan made but is it all a comic or text and what is the picture I keep seeing of them kissing is that an actual thing😂😭

@chloetaylor6258

3 жыл бұрын

@@celebina123 I think it happens in the second one

@hannaharchuleta6273

3 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

"When he's so attractively holding my w-" *ohmygod he's gonna say wiener* "Weakness"

@tooth-mannequin9122

5 жыл бұрын

You deserve a cookie \(-ㅂ-)/ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

@thesireen

4 жыл бұрын

He basically means Weiner ngl

@eden69-y8m

21 сағат бұрын

trolls dont have weiners

I HATE THIS SONG BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN IN THIS GOSH FORSAKEN FANDOM BUT I HEARD IT ON TIKTOK AND ITS SUPER CATCHY AND NOW I HAVE A SONG ABOUT A TROLL (?) DOING THE DIRTY TO HIMSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT A HUMAN STUCK IN MY HEAD

@alyssazachareas6537

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this 100% and now I'm actually reading it. This God forsaken song has lead me to read the 8000 page monstrosity. My friends couldn't even convince me to do that

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

“doing the dirty”

@beabunny9000

3 жыл бұрын

Jason Funderberker Yes

@Maya-rq3nu

3 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Zachareas that’s relatable on a whole nother level

@sherissaminshall3050

3 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Zachareas where can I find it? I’m thinking of reading it but I dunno

THE FACT THIS IS BECOMING A POPULAR TIKTOK SONG. GUYS STRIDER BE MINE IS RIGHTTTT THEREEEE

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOW. IVE SEEN AT LEAST 5 GFDI DAVE VIDEOS IN MY FYP TODAY WORST THING IS THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE SONG IS FROM OR WHAT IT MEANS

@appleaffirmations7856

3 жыл бұрын

it was on my brothers for u page

@pato3975

3 жыл бұрын

STRIDER BE MINE IS SUPERIOR

@stickyguyd

3 жыл бұрын

kxminari LITERALLY...STRIDER BE MINE BOPS

@thydokhanhpho489

3 жыл бұрын

@@lefty7142 NAH NAH NAH THAT'S THE BEST THING MY DUDE

im *_NEVER_* forgiving tiktok for making this trend.

@nyamuyutenji

3 жыл бұрын

ME EITHER JESUS CHRIST

@hatfrog3519

3 жыл бұрын

I DONT FORGIVE MYSELF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE SONG WAS ABOUT

@spacespirit5171

3 жыл бұрын

Omg ikr- 😭

@marcieowo

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@aquastartv1895

3 жыл бұрын

Same, are we going to tell the tiktokers or what?

3:30 *ZIP* ...? (Fridge Realization) No...he wasn't...during the whole song? HOW?!

@sunburstwolfdog

5 жыл бұрын

Also he said he "needed some time alone" before... the middle of the song

@haliquinn7008

4 жыл бұрын

Love me, hate me, FUCK ME

@nuggetkew7340

4 жыл бұрын

@@wowok1571 ohno

@karkatvantas131

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuggetkew7340 OH YES.

@nuggetkew7340

4 жыл бұрын

@@karkatvantas131 oH NOOOOOOO,, D:

THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF CATCHY PAINS ME I HATE IT HERE

@aliencowgirl9513

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S A COVER OF!!! coin operated boy by amanda palmer. it's unreasonably catchy your pfp brings be great pain

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliencowgirl9513 yeah i heard lol good that was my intention

@aIchemizedlemniscate

2 жыл бұрын

HI BFDI FAN!!!!!!!!

@lefty7142

2 жыл бұрын

@@aIchemizedlemniscate HI!!!

Ragesturbation (Edit: This comment is six years old why are people suddenly replying??)

@liz-ur7cp

3 жыл бұрын

i

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

no

@bimo6591

3 жыл бұрын

🛇👄🛇 can't see

@Segsiestotfendah

3 жыл бұрын

Oh to see without my eyes ❌👄❌

@poopmaster2023

3 жыл бұрын

:0

Fact: until TIKTok I thought Karkat was crying during this song. Oh how innocent I once was...

@seahouse_cosplays4779

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I knew straight from the start lmao

@elizabethlewis8436

2 жыл бұрын

@@seahouse_cosplays4779 *straight’nt

I feel like i should be giving him some privacy

@aquastartv1895

3 жыл бұрын

You should.

@solaryz3359

3 жыл бұрын

probably

@UNNAMEDSHOW

3 жыл бұрын

no join him

@sad_hedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

we all should

@whenuyou9659

3 жыл бұрын

YES, YOU SHOULD.

imagine listening to this song for the very first time on a speaker, at a loud volume, while your mom is home.

@rareboichameleonkid6236

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what im doing both are jaws were open and i were trying to recover

@silliestlady

3 жыл бұрын

Legit my current situation❤

@Cr0akit0nEarth

3 жыл бұрын

I definitely have never done that

@zandergre4066

3 жыл бұрын

did this happen

@rea3045

3 жыл бұрын

This is oddly specific

2:25 OH OKAY KARKAT THAT'S ENOUGH

@strawberrytoast2853

6 жыл бұрын

Mila cough*

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

@drpickleton

3 жыл бұрын

oh. my god.

@bigfartsaresotasty

11 ай бұрын

in my left ear too

I'm gonna pretend he's just crying for my own sanity

@RezCl0wns

3 жыл бұрын

“pretend”

@sofiadias7719

3 жыл бұрын

* zip*

@doodoofart2661

2 жыл бұрын

same

@slightlyridiculousindividual

21 күн бұрын

what was the slapping sound then

@eden69-y8m

21 сағат бұрын

@@slightlyridiculousindividualfingy action

okay even as a danganronpa fan, the homestucks scare me.. *ARE Y'ALL OKAY??* besties, update, i am now one of you

@smokiisage9813

3 жыл бұрын

no, were really not. :D

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

no

@fluffycloudsandvelvetskies2813

3 жыл бұрын

we're the ogs, babey

@diceshard5961

3 жыл бұрын

no

@felixkat2044

3 жыл бұрын

No

People always say "Tik tok ruined the song" But this time, *the song ruined tik tok*

@doodoofart2661

2 жыл бұрын

both ways

I hate that straight tik tok is just blissfully using this damn audio without knowing 😭 like hunni...

@emi7474

3 жыл бұрын

its so sad but funny 😭

@annieleonhardt189

3 жыл бұрын

Legit I found a video with it and it gave me whiplash cuz I was just like “,,,wait waiT WAIT”

@elizabethlewis8436

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen, they’ve got no damn idea how many people they’ve ruined! I’ve seen dozens of people who searched it up, and now wish to bleach their eyes and rewind time. 🤣

I cant believe that THIS is the homestuck song that got so popular that a christian cover was made of it

@privspiralgalaxy

8 ай бұрын

IT WHAT. THEY DID WHAT DO THIS. 💀

@arielc7730

22 күн бұрын

No blood of Christ will even clean this ahshahHAHSAHSAHSH

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY IT ON MY LIVING ROOM TV WHEN I STOPPED MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE DAVEKAT SHIP FOR A SECOND... AND IM HAPPY I DIDN'T.

@dark9549

4 жыл бұрын

omg i got my friend at school into homestuck and she blasted this on the bus every fucking day augh

@fredricweeb2965

3 жыл бұрын

Hi you commented this 6 years ago and i just wanted to bring your attention back to this 😌🤚

@HiHello-om6jf

3 жыл бұрын

Fredric Weeb first of all, how dare you

@doodoofart2661

2 жыл бұрын

@@dark9549 id cry honestly if it was blasted to me in public.

@somefella6989

Жыл бұрын

Hello from the future. You had a Homestuck phase. That happened.

This is my first time listening to this but really, y'all who just realized this are obviously virgins, did it not hit you when he was straining during "I want you"

@andreassen6197

3 жыл бұрын

Man I was 11 years old listening to this you really expect me to have realized

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

2:26 HOW DID ANYONE NOT KNOW LIKE ARE WE LISTENING TO THE SAME SONG

@Claire-tt3jk

3 жыл бұрын

Bro...I was 11 of course I didn’t know

@sadnessbaby6420

3 жыл бұрын

When he says he keeps trying to prove was when I thought of it

@frillyres

3 жыл бұрын

Looks in I realized it when I first heard it but I am still a virgin.

He protec He attac But most importantly... Dave gonna want his pants back

@gh0st1e._23

3 жыл бұрын

WEDJHWJEFHOJDE

@iG0THIC

3 жыл бұрын

wait , what? 0-0

@Gothbird_Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

0-0 NOO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO

So if y’all never figured it out over half a decade: The reason there’s a zip at the end of the song was because the original song “Coin-Operated Boy” had it. That song is about sex toys. Take that as you will.

@onenonlytinx4330

4 жыл бұрын

Coin operated boy was about having someone that loved you. I guess in a way it could be about A sex toy but I don’t think that’s what it’s about

@penpeb

3 жыл бұрын

Could I be informed as to h o w you thought that’s what coin operated boy was about?

@butasimpleidiotwizard

3 жыл бұрын

@@penpeb because that is what a huge number of people said about it for several years before anyone thought about correcting it, it's not that crazy to think that's what it was about, just not correct.

@penpeb

3 жыл бұрын

Idiot Wizard weird, honestly I wasn’t aware a large amount of people thought that. I just had it on like one playlist so I never looked it up on anything to see people commenting about it.

@TG-pf5hu

3 жыл бұрын

i think it's because they was zipping his pants up like you do after m*st*rbation

You know, i don’t think i’ll read homestuck anymore-

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

you cant escape now that you've entered the fandom territory

@koolaidjammerz4468

3 жыл бұрын

casual arson This is true I wish I didn’t go on musically a few years ago and saw someone talking about Homestuck and being like oh cool another family friendly fandom that I can join😻

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolaidjammerz4468 lmao i knew full well that i was about to dive into a burning pile of shit but i did it anyway because i have absolutely nothing to lose but i feel like the fandom's much more chill nowadays?? but like the bar is so low that when i find someone that doesnt throw buckets at people for fun id be like "wow what a good person this is a great fandom", which is a start i guess. they doing they best 😔

@annieleonhardt189

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolaidjammerz4468 bruh your name is mad 😂

tears are streaming down my face

@scout3038

2 жыл бұрын

YOU AGAIN.

@45GRAVES

2 жыл бұрын

@@scout3038 😋

@Iknowwhatyourr

2 жыл бұрын

@@45GRAVES they better be tears of joy

This song is the embodiment of chaotic neutral homestuck fans lmao

@horrorterrorharvey

3 жыл бұрын

@unregisteredhypercam 12 Greetings, unregisteredhypercam 12. I get the strangest feeling we have met before.

@Joe_____7

2 жыл бұрын

@unregisteredhypercam 12 oh shit

Kar says he needs some time alone... and then proceeds to do SOMETHING in the middle of the song Then at the end... *zip* ..... 3 2 1.. THAT'S PURE GOLD AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I think I'm gonna read homestuck now. This fandom seems great

@finalduet

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god i thought this was my comment for a second-

@sadgemoggy

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp 👍

@meowmeowballs

3 жыл бұрын

What do you read it on?

@wynterjoy

3 жыл бұрын

@@meowmeowballs just look up homestuck, its a website

@emi7474

3 жыл бұрын

yes im re reading it 😃

Is no one going to talk about the zip at the end

@Gothiccxs

6 жыл бұрын

Chesnee We forever will.

@carysajade1248

5 жыл бұрын

@@banette888 ragesturbating

@Thecreative_fool

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it was cute and innocent (yes there was some parts l like okkkkkkkkk..) but that zip just confirmed everything and the once innocent video was over

@Michefcurls

3 жыл бұрын

that's literally ALL people are talking abt-

@chesnee9412

3 жыл бұрын

@@Michefcurls hey bud I made this comment 6 whole years ago

*I should really asleep right now...*

@kirbykinnie3691

8 жыл бұрын

+ღCherryBlossomღ *HUSH CHILD JUST KEEP LISTENING TO THISSS*

@amyroselovessonic101

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@tamamanitohei9334

7 жыл бұрын

ღCherryBlossomღ same

@walmartnoen9368

4 жыл бұрын

so did you ever sleep?

@likateixeira3811

3 жыл бұрын

yo did you get some sleep?

Don't ever, EVER listen to a song called "GFDI Dave". Man this song is so wrong in so many freaking levels yo...I was talking to one of my homestuck friends and he said don't listen to a song called "GFDI Dave" I said to this dude, What's this crap? my brain just sighed and said "Just listen to it! it can't be that bad" Then I thought it was some weird song about murder or some strange stuff but as I listened to it, I was like "Yo.....what.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE "I WANT YOU" PART AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't freaking believe what I just heard, It was like Satan gave me his homestuck collection, crap wasn't that bad..YET I COULDN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT, THEN MORE FANART AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE GUYS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE GUYS....AND THESE PEPLE DREW THEM KISSING AND...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE... SOME OF THESE PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING AND ONE DAY REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT WAS SO mesSED UP AND CURSED, YOU JUST...KEPT LISTENING TO IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I freakING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE COMMENTS SEVERAL PEOPLE!!!!!! IT...WAS...SEVERAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS MENTIONING THE SOUND, KARKAT IS HIS MOTHERfreAKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN GUYS, "I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!" So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T LISTEN TO A SONG LABELED GFDI DAVE, DON'T DO IT GUYS, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING CURSED ABOUT SHIPS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!

@terepi

3 жыл бұрын

TBHS CONMENT HAS ME HOWLJNG SBEHWHAHHAHA

@adelinadiaz9329

3 жыл бұрын

I AM DYING TBIS COMMENT IS 💀💀💀

@totallynotlilly

3 жыл бұрын

I get what youre referencing lmao

@heyjude3982

3 жыл бұрын

This is the fUNNIEST KZread COMMENT IVE EVER SEEN I- u were warning us

@heyjude3982

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO IM JUST NOW REALIZING ITS A COPYPASTA

listening to this song in my formitive years has had devistating effects on my development as a human being. this song is deeply engraved into my brain as a core memory. not only do I still base my entire romantic life on trying to recreate this stupid fucking ship, but I also find this song deeply nostolgic. I can bet you 100% that if I develop memory loss as an old person, they will 100% use this song to bring me out of my fugue. I was 11 when I 1st heard this song. I am now 19. it's been almost 10 years. i am cursed to associate an alien ragesturbating with the happiest parts of my young teenage years.

@emilycarpenter8256

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh that's fucking hilarious

@red2coreblue584

2 жыл бұрын

me too buddy, me too.

@Lucas-bc7zu

2 жыл бұрын

this is so fucking funny 😭

@farron2551

Жыл бұрын

Wtf i felt like I ghostwrote this. I heard this when I was 12 (I'm 20 now)

@AAiry

Жыл бұрын

LMAO I'M 12 AND LISTENING TO THIS

NOW ITS FUCKING CANON, HELL YEAH

wat Is this I'm traumatized I'm not supposed to be here Aaa Help

@bennyworm597

5 жыл бұрын

SAME IM SO SCARED

@tartagliaa7297

4 жыл бұрын

No, this was on your recommend for a reason seven. You belong here

@eightcreatures

3 жыл бұрын

oh hi seven

@heyincursive4178

3 жыл бұрын

hey seven

I am so obsessed I have been watching this nonstop for half an hour now

@FreyaDiermayr

8 жыл бұрын

stop liking this iw ant to cry

@lanternriite

7 жыл бұрын

Freya me too

@bennyworm597

5 жыл бұрын

ive watched this 5 times today at different times, its so cursed and i love it

@tooth-mannequin9122

4 жыл бұрын

I been watching this till 7:00pm now it's 11:24pm 😂

@bennyworm597

4 жыл бұрын

K4RK4LIICIIO2 K A R K A L I C I O S please sleep my dude youve won

i strongly believe this needs to be on the same level of universal recognition that karkalicious is. everything about this horrifies and delights me. who the fuck thought this was a good idea and can i marry them

i heard this on the radio and started choking. right after.. the united states of wwhatever and i was so done

@PhysicsAndPuns

7 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming they heard the original song: Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls

@aurorah.2232

7 жыл бұрын

actually i used Alternia FM :)

@jaxisdumb1139

3 жыл бұрын

on the WHAT!?!?

@melany5814

3 жыл бұрын

Gidget Gunderson on the what ☺️

@aurorah.2232

3 жыл бұрын

arson’s edits on the radio 🥴

i have looped this song for the past 5 hours, its all that lays in the vast barren wasteland of my mind, I have been split apart and put back together a million times over, the pain is excruciating 10/10

@cripplingautism

Жыл бұрын

dude I also put this on repeat I sleep to it sometimes

how does it feel knowing this was the first thing i listened to in 2021

@SpectralRinger

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT YOU TOO

@micheal1408

2 жыл бұрын

2022 now

Why is that zipper noise so funny I just Freaking caNT

@missangel8053

3 жыл бұрын

Heh yeah buddy......thank god your still innocent...

I literally listened to this for HOURS STRAIGHT last night and NEVER ONCE did I ever get the meaning. I'm literally flabbergasted

@avamadu1578

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@icysUtopia

Жыл бұрын

@@avamadu1578 i didnt know karkat basically MASTURABATES during the song

@OfficialKarkatVantas

Жыл бұрын

​@@icysUtopia HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

@icysUtopia

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialKarkatVantas its not that hard to figure out but i just used my common sense

@OfficialKarkatVantas

Жыл бұрын

@@icysUtopia RIGHT.

1:58 I am actually crying, a tear is rolling down my cheek.

hi im listeninf to this again

*Even Dead Girl Walking wasn't this bad... and that song was about Veronica having sex with a straight up sociopath*

@trixabellian

3 жыл бұрын

At least sawyer wasn't 13

@euphoricgoth9837

3 жыл бұрын

@@trixabellian True

Homestuck is like glitter- you see it once, then oh look, it's everywhere.

wait... is he.... KARKAT WTF?!?!!!!

the worst part is that I have been roleplaying Dave for a couple weeks and this basically how it has been going every time I and my Karkat roleplay XD

Me listening to this with no knowledge of Homestuck whatsoever: 👁👄👁💧

@k9thleen

4 жыл бұрын

SAME WNEBWHKANA

@KittyKat-zx1bv

4 жыл бұрын

suckz2suck - I’m considering on reading it should I-

@k9thleen

3 жыл бұрын

KittyKat 27 yes

@KittyKat-zx1bv

3 жыл бұрын

suckz2suck - Mkay I got up to page 45 I think earlier and it’s okay so far lmao

@leoromancee

3 жыл бұрын

@@KittyKat-zx1bv theres 8000 lol

why does this sound like it belongs in bmc

@eggtoastliker3430

3 жыл бұрын

Your son is a bitch

@Ray_VA

3 жыл бұрын

Risotto Nero LOL

@minacudia13

3 жыл бұрын

holy shite it does

@brammble

3 жыл бұрын

@@eggtoastliker3430 not true! and dont use such vile language!

@fruityloops511

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo noo

NOT STRAIGHT TIKTOK THINKING THIS IS AN INNOCENT SONG ABOUT SOMEONE MAD AT A PERSON NAMED DAVE

My favourite free time activity is laughing at straight toktokers not knowing what this song is about

I always find it annoying when people say "ugh tik tok found this song 🙄" but this is the one time I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE AND WISH THIS WOULDVE NEVER BEEN BROUGHT BACK INTO EXISTENCE

@lara8866

3 жыл бұрын

same like i ike how tiktok helps good songs from small creators get recognition but this.....this is too far

@ashleybyrd2015

2 жыл бұрын

When people say "ugh tiktok found this song" it's usually because they're gatekeeping When I say "ugh tiktok found this song" here, it's because they don't understand _THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE THINGS THEY SAY WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG_

I love how it’s mostly swearing.

I've never been a part of the homestuck fandom but I found this song and I'm gonna be honest. It gives me an UNHOLY amount of dopamine. Even more since apparently much of the fandom didn't pick up on what was going on?? XD this is amazing to me.

@saphonphire

3 жыл бұрын

Lizzie Scott SAME AHAHAHA

this spoke to me on a spiritual level

@barracudafuckingdied

7 жыл бұрын

h-how

@corry76

3 жыл бұрын

You are not ok

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

EXCUSE ME

@zestball

3 жыл бұрын

its been 4 years how do you feel

@sliwheezy4039

3 жыл бұрын

i- are you good? lmao like are you okay???

violently sobbing

god are the “who’s here from tiktok” comments here yet holy shit

@Kuhmsock

3 ай бұрын

Yes

everyone coming back ater the years and finding out what this really is about like 👁👄👁

@melakurtulaj2952

3 жыл бұрын

First time to see this and I kept singing this everyday 👁👄👁 now I’m in shock wtf .... that troll is horny 🤦🏻‍♀️

:33< Okay so it couldn't of been Karkat zipping up his pants BCLAWS he wears sweatpants and they don't have zippers!... But...... Dave wears pants with zippers Bc he wears jeans. So what is Karkat was singing that song directly to Dave and the noise in the background was actually Karkat doing something *wink wonk* to Dave! And then at the end Dave or Karkat zipped up Daves pants. ITS THE PURRFECT THEROY!

@Ghibligirl88

8 жыл бұрын

I mean personally I think the theory that Karkat tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants is pure gold but it's pretty much been disproven by all of the new animations

@wowok1571

7 жыл бұрын

I think that maybe the creators made a mistake and he might be talking to Dave at the beginning but listen to him after he says "I need some time alone" to Dave and then he has... release at 2:16 I mean just listen to what he's saying and his voice

@Ansalawit

5 жыл бұрын

please n

@caraplayz8635

5 жыл бұрын

Nepeta your supposed to be mad

@tartagliaa7297

4 жыл бұрын

No comment-

Me: "I won't do it" Me: "I won't do it" Me: "Not today" Me, 5 seconds later: *Types into Wattpad* "DaveKat oneshots"

@crabmeatonstick

3 жыл бұрын

Could i have some recommendations ?

@artbeen_blocked

2 жыл бұрын

Relateable, but I usually look for the worst ones. The comments on the awful ones are the best.

i cant believe the straight side of tiktok made that a trend.

poor guy, must have breathing issues 💔

@arielc7730

22 күн бұрын

no... :,( his asthama

..... i relate, karkat.

@lindseys2081

3 жыл бұрын

It's been 3 years, how do you feel?

@_strid3r238

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Watkins i don’t know why you would bring this up now please i don’t want to remember this anymore i

@loser1347

3 жыл бұрын

_strid3r remember

@lindseys2081

3 жыл бұрын

@@_strid3r238 LMFAOHAH

@lefty7142

3 жыл бұрын

@@_strid3r238 tell us more, strid3r.

Not making the lyrics "making bedroom eyes" into "making bed moves eyes" I'm dead

Karkat got a bit too silly 😔💅

@zoppa_snagltooth682

3 ай бұрын

Ya...too silly....

@djsaberraptor2672

3 ай бұрын

Very 💅😔

i am miserable

@45GRAVES

5 ай бұрын

this still applies

WHY CAN I NOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS IM INTERNALLY LAUGHING AND CRYIMF IM DYING

WAIT A MINUTE.. did I just imagine exactly what was happening and didn’t even realize at the end *zip* that exactly that WAS HAPPENING

yeah I'm gonna download this song, it slaps, no matter wtf he's doing 👁👄👁

@deimosbf1805

3 жыл бұрын

The song isnt the only thing slappin

@golgothastrickster

3 жыл бұрын

@@deimosbf1805 NO

@plastic_frog

3 жыл бұрын

@@golgothastrickster yes 😏

@elizabethlewis8436

2 жыл бұрын

@@deimosbf1805 LMFAO 🤣

This introduced me to Broadway karkat Davekat and homestuck

@ethaeth7650

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss

Came here to wish y'all a happy 413!

Oh My. *tries to not laugh* Karkat, Is This How You Feel About The Dave Human? //*dying of laughter*

have y'all heard the "christian version" going around tik tok? if not it goes "gosh diggity dang it dave"

@terepi

3 жыл бұрын

as a homestuck I find it absolutely hilarious

@aquastartv1895

3 жыл бұрын

Link?

@fenuci134

3 жыл бұрын

AquaStar TV found it vm.tiktok.com/ZMJABqWn4/

@crabmeatonstick

3 жыл бұрын

AKA kankri version

AGRESSIVLY BOWS DOWN TO THIS SONG OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT

I have been in the homestuck fandom for the last 11-12 years and god do I hate that the moment I heard this on tiktok I was like "Dave?? Like Dave Strider???" I'm mad I understood.

One time my mum played the original of this I screamed Literally screeched

@lilyfrl9846

2 жыл бұрын

Relate

THE VOICE CRACKS AND HEAVY BREATHING GASP

Basically, this is what common about this song on tiktok: Someone does something bad, forgets something, or doesnt realize it, or just fxcked up. then just goes: *God fxcking dammit dave*

i had this song on full volume screaming the lyrics i need help

The original song is called Coin-Operated Boy

It’s been YEARS and I’ve just realized the song it’s a parody of is Coin Operated Boy by Dresden Dolls

@aquastartv1895

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't heard the original. Is it good?

@whydidyouleaveryanross1890

3 жыл бұрын

@@aquastartv1895 very. I really like it

I WISH IT WAS BACK WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND I THOUGHT THE HOMESTUCKS WERE JUST GATEKEEPING THIS SONG

i was upset so i listened to this and now i can't stop laughing

@rhwi1996

3 жыл бұрын

Dude same

@sofiadias7719

3 жыл бұрын

OMG OMG HOMESTUCK PERSON IN 2021 DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS SSGDSASCVV

@seahouse_cosplays4779

3 жыл бұрын

@@sofiadias7719 yes

@RezCl0wns

3 жыл бұрын

RELATABLE

where is the zip coming from he wears sweatpants 😭

@cheyvillle

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHSHAJDJSNFMAHDKSN

@puzzledcr0w689

3 жыл бұрын

he zipped up his foreskin 😏

Now when I tell y’all I sCREAMED-

@sus-xy3sg

2 жыл бұрын

so did karkat...but without the s 😏

"Oh yeah no I'm Christian!" *listens to this song for 16 hours straight*

how did yall not know i cant with you cishets /j

honestly I can't believe tall didn't know what this was about even as a non homestuck. even if we don't mention all the hints in the earlier parts of the song and just play them off as general annoyance rather then jealousy 1:26 actually scrap that the whole of the bridge. are you really telling me nothing in this signified anything to you? 1:38 nothing? 1:53 did you just think this part was underproduced and that's why it sounds strained? 2:10 you have to have clocked it here 2:33 what do you think those noises are? 2:50 do you even listen to the lyrics? 3:12 the heavy breathing? 3:26 the even more heavy breathing? 3:32 the ZIP??? there is no way you missed all of this

@hw5062

3 жыл бұрын

I don't believe yall when you say you didn't hear it until the ZIP

@Turnt3chGodh3ad

4 ай бұрын

idc if this is 3 years ago, get reminded of homestuck motherfuvker, anyway is NO ONE gonna talk about "my blood is pooling AT THE PIT OF ME"???? I mean come on

i forced my mom to listen to this last night and i havent looked her in the eye since

gfdi dave was a cultural reset