Surprised he didn’t laugh more at the 69

@killerinhilfiger

9 ай бұрын

Probably thought it was 9 6 Off 😂😂

@MrNicePotato

9 ай бұрын

Jack King off is better

@seronic4395

9 ай бұрын

Bro..69 in your comment and 420 likes. You won!

@Wet..

9 ай бұрын

@@seronic4395hell yeah

@mac9108

8 ай бұрын

Hearts aswell 😅

This isn't the stoner. This is the reggie friend who smoked the good that the stoner brought with on first break.

@nunyabusiness6919

9 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@damianvandenhaak

8 ай бұрын

Yeeeee

@joshuamalik373

8 ай бұрын

Yes! and im that reggie 😂😂

@jbrandona119

8 ай бұрын

*takes a big rip* “Oh thanks man I haven’t smoked in 6 months” Every damn time…turns em into a mess. At least he didn’t get paranoid 😂

@balinoob1837

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 on point

you forgot the just sitting there not realizing the actions on him 💀💀

@mayjorpayn

6 ай бұрын

I do that sober 💀

@joeljude9180

4 ай бұрын

that was the last one.

"You can't call", "Oh ok, I fold", is soooo funny, my stomachs hurting

"nobody responded about the food thing, so I'm gonna order chipotle"... Nice call back man, definitely a good joke. Solid editing

@shanedaniel8954

4 ай бұрын

What’s it a nice call-back to?

I get way more dialed in and sensitive to any stimulus around me at the table when I’m stoned 😂

@PullbacksForBucks

9 ай бұрын

You probably have a focusing issue. And weed helps with it

@aranchi20

9 ай бұрын

Same

@wompwomp7177

9 ай бұрын

@@PullbacksForBucks oh fs

@jordangreen2379

8 ай бұрын

Yes sir. Whooping Ass on PokerStars lol

@benl.l6091

8 ай бұрын

​@@PullbacksForBucksis that why algebra makes sense when im high?

thats the guy who smokes once a year and smoked with the stoner. the stoner is the one whos angry

@Gumaonetwothree

8 ай бұрын

Nah man I'm the stoner and I've never been angry because of poker. Usually I just come to chill after a workday and have a spliff and a drink. If I lose I get a bit quiet but still having a good time. If I win I'm the biggest trash talking dick acting like it's all skill while half of the time I have no clue anymore what my hand was. We play for like 20$ weekly though so it's not a big loss or anything

@PizzaCake360

6 ай бұрын

@@Gumaonetwothreebetter to vent here then going off at the table 😂

@frankierzucekjr

4 ай бұрын

Idk bro, ive never seen an angry stoned person lmao

@kennajin3390

3 ай бұрын

bro if the stoner at your table is angry you might wanna find another stoner

@Droid6689

3 ай бұрын

False. Stoners act just like this. I've known many of them. You live in a fantasy land

Complimentary snacks had me 😅

Bro the 69 suited raise😂😂😂😂

your videos hit that perfect spot. i chuckle so hard

Big Pot! Where? 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@degrt

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 he became so happy

The way I said “where?!” Before he did 🤣

😂😂😂 this shi is hilarious bro so true with my homies

Bro playing poker stoned is so fun though lol

Shitty jokes aside, imagine being sober playing poker. I can't

@WumpLR

9 ай бұрын

imagine having control over your life

@grandmasterkevv

9 ай бұрын

​@WumpLR lol you think weed makes you lose control? Well imagine having a brother that smokes more than you, and he's a mechanical engineer. Making around 150k per year. Yeah, I don't think it's the weed that makes people lose control of their life. It's the person itself that is the problem. If they are lazy, well, they will lazy when they smoke. I'd be high as hell and still solve my rubiks cube in a minute lol. The avg person is stupid so weed makes them even more stupid.

@lircox

9 ай бұрын

​@@grandmasterkevvweird flex but ok

@ericprice8369

9 ай бұрын

@@grandmasterkevvbrother I feel the same way. I smoke every day and I’m smarter than most. Makin 120k and loving life 😂

@grandmasterkevv

9 ай бұрын

@@ericprice8369 Hell yeah bro. Weed doesn't make people unsuccessful, it's the person themselves that suck lol

I call 😭💀

The fold kills my everytime

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE PERSONALLY ATTACKED!

"I call" cought me off guard

I like the friend on coke. You play like 42 hands in 10 minutes.

Omg the sleeper. My friend always passes out after too many tokes.

playing poker stoned is incredible. actually even more concentrated on the game tbh 😊

Being couch locked sitting on a stool is hilarious lmfaooo

we’re just happy to be there man

“Pot’s good” Sure is!

Watched a lot of your videos but this one is what made me subscribe

These are half my home game people when they’re not stoned.

The funny thing is that when me and my friends play poker, because we are v e r y mature, we say that pocket on suit 69 wins any round…

how im laughing i cant stop :'D

Ahhahahahahaahha I fkin love you

This is what you get when you invite shaggy to the home game

Now imagine a table where 70% of the table is stoned.

You forgot always trying to smoke during the hand

Fold was my favorite 😂

this channel is an absolute nuts to have fun after long poker sessions) thanks for this amazing content man,appreciate it from Armenia and promoting to all poker community in my disposition 👍👍❤️

The old misread of two red cards as suited and then flopping a “flush” but actually having air just because your blitzed

I dont smoke weed anymore. But when i did i felt i was so much better at playing poker, reading people and concentrating. Now i get one bad beat and thats it. Game over.

@Aapee1

8 ай бұрын

Same, but i still smoke

When you've never smoked pot in your life...

Come on brother, we’re not that bad haha

im fried and i laughed at the cards too

The pocket 69 has a special rule at our home games, you are required to slip in a “nice” before the flip or else you automatically fold out of the hand

Laughing at big lick 😂

Dude takes all my fucking money. Shits mind boggling

Poker while stoned is the equivalent to drunk monkey fist while fighting

Literally me

this guy has never seen weed in his life

@xxxBirdmaNBlacKxxx

9 ай бұрын

Rotflmao Phacts lmao

Sober people are the worst at our home games😂

dude my sober roommates will play like this

Its 2am and now I want Chipotle. Why have you done this to me

6 9 suited works 95% of the time. No one can change my mind

Btw when u smoke regularly... U cant tell cause we get so use to it we need more to get really high same things with a alcoholic that need more then a 12 pack to get drunk .

I have a rule for poker nights: 69 is always at least an open limp.

Subscribed at 3k, before you hit 100k+ Great content bro, you’re hilarious

“Big pit? Where?”

I’m the stoner friend, I’m also the friend that screams “ACTION TO YOU” because for some reason sober people can’t pay attention

It's also fun when you have 6+ people together for a poker night and you all end up getting piss drunk.

Lol I play 2/5 at my local casino and take wax pen breaks. Don’t say a word at the table. Airpods in and sip water every 5 mins 😂

@Blesspoker

8 ай бұрын

My life brooo 😂

It’s me. I’m him.

This is sooooo true

Nailed it.

Bro has no idea what getting high is like

I actually play pretty well stoned

I took a friend to the casino and gifted him 100 Dollar to play. He is actually smart but mid hand he leans to me and asks what to do. Also he does exactly the opposite of what i told him before that casino and he was broke within 20 minutes.

Tell me you’ve never smoked before with out telling me you never smoked before

This is missing the “is it on me?” Every hand

should have added more chips to his stack after each clip to show him winning too, tilting the other players

I smoke weed when it’s a charity day aka I’m hemorrhaging money . I drink when it’s game time.

U can't call.. okey i fold (you have best hand on round😢😂)

If this ain’t the most realist shit ever💀🫡

Tell me you never smoked without telling me you never smoked.

U should’ve done the nervous on every hand guy if I’m high in a live game I can be ready to muck the hand n still be nervous as shit analyzing every move I and everyone around me makes

When your non stoner friend thinks weed makes you drunk

Fantastic stuff

This is the impression someone who has never smoked would make about a ‘stoner’

Admit it, we've all snickered at 69

i literally did this with my dad the other day

Naaaaaah, our whole group is consisted of stoners and it goes mostly fine haha. Just side conversations get old when the rest are trying to play

Luckily me and all my poker buddies are stoners so we’re all collectively zooted

This is a lightweight, this ain't no stoner. The accurate signs of stoners playing poker are; requires smoke break on the hour, can not resist telling jokes/stories to other players during hands, and laugh-raising sex number and 4,2o (for obvious reasons)

Its tough to say Bron a better scorer than KD, similar production and KD has actually passed him in total efficiency over the last few seasons. I have MJ then KD as the top two scorers all time (not ranking Wilt). However yall aint ready for the Bron over Kobe as a scorer convo 👀

bros never played with a stoner

look mom im on the yt!

Dude has never smoked or played with people that smoke 😂

@theviper6684

9 ай бұрын

Sensitive pot boy right here per usual

@rajtmf9465

9 ай бұрын

@@theviper6684 not really lol. I actually like this dude’s videos, i just think that this made no sense

@yeetimusprime415

9 ай бұрын

As a stoner, I can confirm that this video was hilarious. Although I would’ve made it differently and focused on other aspects. Bottom line is that playing poker high would be borderline impossible.

@Steel_Gage

9 ай бұрын

This really accurate for my experiences.

@kokuokirai1103

9 ай бұрын

@@yeetimusprime415 If you can't play poker after you smoke, you are definitely not a stoner lmfao... Bottom line is that it's a joke, not that it's impossible to play poker high like idek where you got that last part from

I'll have what he's having

i swear i stacked you at the bellego, lol.

I do raise every time I 6-9 Hearts! It’s has to be done.

Oh no. I think I am the stoner

This ain't a stoner, this is your friend who smokes a 1hitter maybe once a week, stoners don't get high like that man

Better I take his money then it gets burned up in a bong.

Thats me

69 suited is always an all-in for me 0% failure rate so far

Facts

I am this player

God is great

I know him !

You bet 0; I called It makes sense to me

Stoner poker player here, Not how it is, I fact us abusers of weed don't even get affected by it like you part timers, you part timers get blasted, us regulars don't.

couldn't have made it more cliché and stereotyped

I played at a home game where the guy next to me was stoned out of his head. Someone bet and it was his decision. He sat there for a full 5 minutes until someone called clock. He then says “oh shit is it me?” And then folds. We all thought he was just really thinking it through. I said after that night I’m not playing with people who are stoned anymore.

@hidude1354

9 ай бұрын

tbh that's happened a couple times to me completely sober thinking somebody has cards before me lol... just happened at my last home game for like 4 minutes until I was like oh shit

I always wonder what type of weed americans smoke that make them act like they are on a completely different drug.