This guy has exactly 0 teammates. He's got enemies who are highlighted in red and enemies who are highlighted in blue

@blvalverde

3 жыл бұрын

He has rock they got 'eads.

@dolboyeb5089

3 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for the guaranteed slaughter

@JayHog1992

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that's how the game feels when the blue guys get covered in so much blood, you confuse them as red.

@virgilthemob1242

3 жыл бұрын

By the end of it, everyone's gonna have plenty of red on them...

@BrickyB1243

3 жыл бұрын

@@virgilthemob1242 not in this thing, here the blues just have rocks stuck to their forehead

'ate the french 'ate the tryhards Luv me rocks Luv me lads Simple as

@envaura6790

3 жыл бұрын

Turning point greggs

@mikelitorous5570

3 жыл бұрын

Luv greggs

@itszeyth9863

3 жыл бұрын

"get fookin rocked on yah fookin twat"

@VM-od9su

3 жыл бұрын

‘ate dickeds me

@punished_gooner

3 жыл бұрын

simple as

"Rock him boys!" -Sun Tzu

@genericname110

3 жыл бұрын

one of the funniest comments on this video

@Sun-Tzu-

3 жыл бұрын

One of the few of my quotes they got right.

@MajoraWaffle

3 жыл бұрын

SUN TZU SAID THAT

@D-Class-gv9et

3 жыл бұрын

The British newspaper

@DoktrDub

3 жыл бұрын

Nuthin better than goin to Maccy D’s for a fat double cheese with the lads - art of war or somethin

CAM ON ENGERLAND, SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

@eeggor4541

3 жыл бұрын

COME ON NOOOOWWWWWW *BOOM*BOOM*BOOM*

@impguardwarhamer

3 жыл бұрын

THROW SUM FUKIN ROCKS

@xXSlyFoxHoimiexX

3 жыл бұрын

CAM ON NGBU

@arthurmorgan2861

3 жыл бұрын

INGERLAND, LETS HAV EM

@thepl8gued0ct0r8

3 жыл бұрын

It’s coming home

Commentators: "VK have perfected a high sophisticated tactic in their training" VK: "We just wanna throw fooking rocks mate, you what?!"

@TheSquidPro

4 жыл бұрын

I dislike commentators so much, everything is always a showing of discovery channel where even a guy getting inside a tractor is spun as "BUT IF IT WERE TO TIP OVER HE WOULD BE CRUSHED BENEATH TONS OF STEEL".

@YegaSRT

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSquidPro hahaha ye they over dramatise everything 😂

@kaebr.

4 жыл бұрын

U WOT

@YegaSRT

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaebr. what confused you?

@kaebr.

4 жыл бұрын

@@YegaSRT doesn't matter u didn't get it :)

I love the $4000 tension on the line, and he's having so much fun that the other team who has memorized 1v1 strats can't even react because they stopped having fun a long time ago

@deezboyeed6764

3 жыл бұрын

Almost like team battles arnt just 1v1s

@jynxed66six54

2 жыл бұрын

@@deezboyeed6764 almost like being able to 1 vs 1 is a required skill at high levels of play and everyone in this tourny should be capable of basic tactics

@radiated117

2 жыл бұрын

@@jynxed66six54 rokd in the ead

@Peter_Turbo4

2 жыл бұрын

@@jynxed66six54 haha Rock go Bonk

@yourmomgay3873

2 жыл бұрын

@@jynxed66six54 rokd in the ead

"I'd love to see VK get punished" Well for that they'd have to face a team that's better than they are

That beginning line talking about how disrespectful this is but then saying it'd be okay if it was against amateurs is so scummy sounding.

@Rob526

Жыл бұрын

Is it. What do you think is more disrespectful. The best football team vs another capable football team not trying and joking around while thrashing them in tournament style, or the same team thrashing a group of amateur's while joking around.

@giZm

Жыл бұрын

Old video, old comment, but yeah, what @EagleEye said. Much more disrespectful to do this to clearly weaker opponents. If they're in the finals they should know how to handle a meme strat like that.

@swaggadash9017

Жыл бұрын

​@@giZmI think the point is they're in a different league from all the competition. It's like putting the Sunday football team against a national team. They did it to multiple teams, not just singling out this team.

I just LOVE how salty the announcers are. LOVE IT.

@Rymeths

3 жыл бұрын

Fockin luv it maate

@joaogomes9405

3 жыл бұрын

All I hear is "Fun? In MY SERIOUS VIDEOGAME?"

@NusBH

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what happened, I must have blacked out.

@joaogomes9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@NusBH the dude complaining wasn't even playing, he was the announcer

@emelyarye2641

3 жыл бұрын

@@radamstep when did he say they should be banned?

it's even funnier because throwing rocks during a fight is a legit tactic in Michael Hundt's manuscript from 1611

@marinusvandeventer3175

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment becaise there are very few people who know this to have it be made funnier for them... Yet the way you say it makes it seem like commonly known fact and that amuses me to no end

@h3rpad3rpacifilis

3 жыл бұрын

@@marinusvandeventer3175 I mean, you don't even have to know that factoid to recognize that all is fair in war. Honor and glory gets thrown under the bus when the chips are down and its your ass or theirs.

@marinusvandeventer3175

3 жыл бұрын

@@h3rpad3rpacifilis owo what is this about ass to ass contact?

@Jordy-kk1kw

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the sacred texts

@nam6128

3 жыл бұрын

One day ill be there. At my ropes end. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, with nowhere to go, and I'll look around me and spot a rock and know that day will not be the day

“Drop him ‘enreh” -Sun Tzu, the art of war

CAMMON INGERLAND **BANG BANG BANG BANG** SCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS

@clickpause8732

2 жыл бұрын

Kill some faukin gauls

@mallardofmodernia8092

2 жыл бұрын

@@clickpause8732 ahh shit itz the fakkin pennos...

@dfmh1

2 жыл бұрын

I love how KZread recommends translating this to English.

the last thing french knights heard after charging at agincourt

@reconjohn

3 жыл бұрын

based comment

@musungutuloko

3 жыл бұрын

Funny cuz even after all that the English still managed to lose the war.

@reconjohn

3 жыл бұрын

@@musungutuloko who asked

@damianthebeholder6775

3 жыл бұрын

@@reconjohn I did.

@damianthebeholder6775

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in battle of patay*

This is basically what’s its like walking around Birmingham

@blade5896

4 жыл бұрын

Not really Birmingham is full of Asians

@adamreynolds2372

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin Runcorn mate. Or Warrington.

@jorgeclarkson4639

4 жыл бұрын

This is based off Devo. He ain't a Brummie.

@plasticbudgie

4 жыл бұрын

More like Hull.

@TheFedaykiin

4 жыл бұрын

I would say Leeds tbh

"Suuk me dik!" "Ye, suuk is dik 'e sed"

@e-nerds7850

2 жыл бұрын

2:57

@cjvandermerwe3180

2 жыл бұрын

I love how it youtube says Translate to English with this comment. 5/7 IGN

@johnnycloud4093

Жыл бұрын

Bro the “translation” is fucking hilarious

@icy_liquid58

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnycloud4093 I adore it

I love how the professionals had shields...but instead of actually using them...they dropped them every time you started throwing rocks.

@kaleidoscope3234

2 жыл бұрын

it looks like those shield got broken from tanking too much hit.

@ringadingding7667

9 ай бұрын

pov: commenter doesnt play mordhau. But seriously yeah in the olden days of mordhau held shields existed for a reason

@column.01

9 ай бұрын

​@@ringadingding7667those shields can still be held up, just press r and it should stay up iirc

@tudormiron15

Ай бұрын

​@ringadingding7667 its old mordhau footage so get off your smug ass horse dickhead

When he said: "gungnganangagmunafookenhelldekhedmam" i felt that

@dabinhaler1337

3 жыл бұрын

"2:08"

@timothyleyva1986

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@marcusdonahue7124

3 жыл бұрын

Dude can anyone just tell me who made the song

@ttvflkswarm3556

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcusdonahue7124 mc mental @ his best I’m pretty sure it’s called

@zombekilleralt3770

2 жыл бұрын

1:34

"I love the English folks so much, they are always so cheerful and polite" The English folks:

@leesaunders1930

3 жыл бұрын

fook off mayte fukin mooove mayte

@sxmori

3 жыл бұрын

MOOOOOVE n that maaate, fooooookiiiiiin think yer shick n that with yer foookin sword n that maaaate, shittin ‘ell maaaaate

@carrion-fairy

3 жыл бұрын

I've never heard anyone say that, in fact I hear people say the exact opposite

@LordSplynter

3 жыл бұрын

@@carrion-fairy Oh I'm used to hearing that they are extremely polite, atleast from people I know.

@BloodInTheStrawberries

3 жыл бұрын

@@carrion-fairy I think again it all depends on where you're from, some will say they are polite and other will say they're terrible. I've heard both.

So this is how chivalry died, with Engaland scoringg some phaking goals

i like to imagine the drum and bass wasn’t added in and they were just blaring ket donks down the mic while in a tournament

@hashisgod

3 жыл бұрын

it's makina, not drum and bass

@sukyema5302

3 жыл бұрын

@@hashisgod whats the name of this one

@MajoraWaffle

3 жыл бұрын

@@hashisgod it's more gabber but yea would love to know the song names mc mental is rapping over tho, shit slaps

@CliffordBoom

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajoraWaffle same, leaving this here in case anyone finds it

@MajoraWaffle

3 жыл бұрын

@@CliffordBoom holy fuck a fellow NC soldier ❤️

The commentators were so mad that a professional team was being outplayed by basic strats

@notlebronjamesco7850

2 жыл бұрын

why dont they?

@bingbongbingbongbingbongbi4384

2 жыл бұрын

nothing new just a Irishman being tilted by the English yet again

@GH-ov1lj

2 жыл бұрын

*Beaten by a bunch of irregulars from Norf FC behaving literally like 'prehistoric man'.

@pcbangbros8350

2 жыл бұрын

You guys would be shocked by how often peasants and farmers could hold off an incoming attack using solely reach weapons and rocks. There's a reason why the bow and spear are the strongest weapons in medieval melee combat in real life history.

@jakeleggett5867

Жыл бұрын

He shoulda stayed neutral like they did in the war, irish prick

chad memers win over virgin tryhards everyday

@godid2427

4 жыл бұрын

Virgin memers*

@Linogewillkillallofy

4 жыл бұрын

not really. Just bullied children bullying people enjoying their hobby.

@lukeshaw3375

4 жыл бұрын

Chad?! Its devo!

@alexandercarroll7277

4 жыл бұрын

Linoge Z you’re obviously the virgin try hard here

@jujuo78

4 жыл бұрын

@@godid2427 shut your mouth piece of trash tryharder 10 years old

i come back to watch this video every 6 months its so good

@Professorry.

2 ай бұрын

same. This makes me laugh soo badly

@Iplaylol

2 ай бұрын

same haha

Customs Official: "Anything to declare?" Cousin Avi: "Yeah, don't go to England."

@cameronyoung8838

3 жыл бұрын

We got Sandy beaches

@B355Y

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronyoung8838 so? Who the fuck wants to see em

@Chris-mt4yq

3 жыл бұрын

"This country invented English but no one here knows how to speak it" or however it goes lmao

@toffeelatte6042

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-mt4yq "Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it." Close enough though mate

@warcry4380

2 жыл бұрын

yeah fuck off we're full

Ate berzerkers Ate troihards Luv me rocks Luv me mates Simple as

@shiftybroccoli8891

4 жыл бұрын

Unda raigh'ed comme't mai'e

@spoe_

4 жыл бұрын

carlings ready on the radiator at local there geezer

@CHURCHISAWESUM

4 жыл бұрын

Oi Bruv, rep Manchester Unoited

@cbenoit29

4 жыл бұрын

Godly Dorf Totrek dont forget about the winnie blues mate

@Loki-Doki

4 жыл бұрын

Godly Dorf Totrek The only immigrant allowed to touch me is Our 75 million pound man NUGUBU

when the local spoons is down for renovation and all you've got is your medieval fighting game

@Dorf274

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin spoons

@sgtrpcommand3778

4 жыл бұрын

My fooking spoons is renovating for like 8 months. Time to grab the rocks m8

@bloke8457

4 жыл бұрын

oi nah got 2 within a ten min walk of each other im sorted dickhead

@DatGamingKid1

4 жыл бұрын

2 quid a pint maaaayytt

@lukevilulf3917

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

"so unfortunate" that the Franks aren't adapting their strategy, and are just trying the same thing over and over again in the hope the brits'd stop.

English generals in Agincourt talking to their king:"drop em henry"

and they say chivalry is dead

@gronkiusmaximus

4 жыл бұрын

I love that cheeky little voice line you hear in Mordhau sometimes, double meaning, a way to compliment someone/give respect and also disrespect DED Shitvalry LUL

@itsmccream2083

4 жыл бұрын

Doomfist reference may I guess?

@geyotepilkington2892

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt this game literally just chivalry with a new title?

@gronkiusmaximus

4 жыл бұрын

@@geyotepilkington2892 No. It's Chiv made by Chiv veterans to be a million times better, and in this game customization is free, unlike Chiv where you had to pay money for a lot of it, many, many improvements

@snacktical

4 жыл бұрын

more like chavalry lmao

This is the most English thing I've ever seen. I don't know what's funnier, the whole Souf FC/Norf FC theme, the shaved heads, the music, the rock throwing, the language, or the fact that English have been solving problems between each other and other nations this exact way for millenia. What a fuckin gem of a video roflmao.

@eeggor4541

3 жыл бұрын

What's the music at 0:53

@mikelitorous5570

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeggor4541 MC Mental at his best

@Mr_Makina

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeggor4541 dj konik x - spaceland for the actual song Mc mental at his best for the MC

@Vitae_

2 жыл бұрын

im proud to be part of this country

@podsixgaming7152

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the music starting at 3:22?

Meanwhile in the enemies vc: *incoherent screaming*

@fatfish2066

3 жыл бұрын

They are discussing how to evolve pass rock and achieve the next step in the arms race: stone em boys

5:05 Is still my favourite bit. "Oooh 'elp me out mate!" Mate: Actually helps him out. Thats true teamwork there lads.

@pcbangbros8350

2 жыл бұрын

What I love even more about that bit is not even 5 seconds before asking for help he rocks his mate in the back of the 'ead and says: "aye, move ya dic'ead!" then immediately asks for help and his mate helps no questions asked. That's the most accurate depiction of an englishman ive ever seen

very accurate, this is what happens when u walk up to a cash point outside the co op

@HoppingSkipper

3 жыл бұрын

More like Leaving the local Pub on a match day in Chelsea

@KD-uq2kj

3 жыл бұрын

@@HoppingSkipper fr getting on the tube

@chiip90

3 жыл бұрын

@@HoppingSkipper Chelsea's ground and all their pubs are actually in Fulham.

@HoppingSkipper

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiip90 the yanks don't know that

@buckplug2423

3 жыл бұрын

when you try and get some Stella at the local Greggs

Rocks and reach weapons allow the team to concentrate their attacks on a target from many angles and distances. This ranged spam allows VK to put individual enemies in a 2+ v 1 situation without risking themselves with proximity to other enemies that could even out the combat. Not only is this meme a legitimate tactic, it is one nearly as old as war itself. Spear formations are a classic example.

@MyKillyy

4 жыл бұрын

What would be the best strategy if your team is facing a group with this rock spamming?

@bread1958

4 жыл бұрын

@@MyKillyy Historically speaking people would use reach weapons of their own. Rocks are a big meme compared to throwing axes or javelins probably. Bring your own throwing weapons, then the team with the most coordinated attacks has an advantage. Effectively the throwing weapon meta creates a pre-melee dodgeball scenario then whoever takes the lead going into the melee gets the benefits.

@firstnamelastname5612

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when some when analyses something perfectly merry good job my fellow

@bread1958

4 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname5612 (:

@theposhdinosaur7276

4 жыл бұрын

@@MyKillyy Historically? A shield.

Giru jumping behind the entire enemy team with a halberd and slicing them up while yelling MOVE DICKHEAD is my favorite thing

@CHADCONTEXT

Ай бұрын

Ultimate chad move

Lol, I love how the announcers are acting like this is all serious business while these lads are just here to have a good time.

Is this historically accurate to the English Empire's history?

@squid1481

4 жыл бұрын

oi cmere u french cmere u dikhed

@carsontodd9267

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, up until they started to colonize North America. Then they were the ones getting meme'd on.

@squid1481

4 жыл бұрын

@@carsontodd9267 They got naenae'd

@redcloud4741

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@enderis526

4 жыл бұрын

@Duke Of Wellington Well, it's not an empire at all now, so.....

How is someone so good while also seemingly not trying at all and memeing the whole entire time

@jimboblordofeskimos

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, was just this game was just never suitable for any sort of serious comp play.

@gwendolynerosehand54

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimboblordofeskimos Then why do the same guys consistently win it? I don't see how this is much different than counterstrike teamplay. Talent wins.

@2Limm

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwendolynerosehand54 Looking back now we can truly apricate how bad EVERYONE was.

@gwendolynerosehand54

3 жыл бұрын

@@2Limm Yeah, it's really, honestly, that Giru understood how to play the game, and could win at it. Ultimately your equipment didn't matter as much. The problem is really that the devs never really did the things needed to make a competitive game last ... it had nothing to do with match balance, but rather lack of variation in gameplay. Adding ball and chains, or other game modes or a map-editor could have made this game something great. The devs were just milking it ... or lacked the ability or desire to to expand it. I think a Cavalry Game-mode with a 'protect the president' (King?) for both sides, could have been cool. Or a map-editor.

@imafan6138

3 жыл бұрын

Gaming

Americans think everyone in England sounds like Hugh Grant English “Av some of these rocks ya twat” 😂😂

@SemperFine

2 жыл бұрын

GIru's british though

@Peter_Turbo4

2 жыл бұрын

@@SemperFine MOVE DIKKED

@locklear7937

2 жыл бұрын

@@SemperFine lol it's practically the same thing. He's British and English. England is a country inside the UK.

@SemperFine

2 жыл бұрын

@@locklear7937 do you think I'm a dumbass? I meant that Peter must've thought giru was American based on his comment

@swaggadash9017

Жыл бұрын

​@@locklear7937Well to be considered actually English your family needs to go back about 3 generations of Englishmen. You'd be considered British if you are a first generation Englishman. 🤷‍♂️

Screaming "Mouve" while charging at them and hitting them is the most English thing

Imagine playing with everything youve got and you hear, “RoCk Eem Bois!!!!”

@wild766mars4

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf 1k likes and no replies?

@valchan2258

2 жыл бұрын

@@wild766mars4 lmao this is probably my most liked comment and i didnt even know about it until u replied

@Vineor

2 жыл бұрын

@@valchan2258 unjustified, i had a small scenery painted in my head with the comment you typed and was mad laughing

100% historically accurate depiction of the battle of Waterloo even the small details like MC Funky B in the background

@shkreck7722

4 жыл бұрын

What is the name of song on 3:24 plz help me

@hammerfin8264

3 жыл бұрын

@@shkreck7722 kzread.info/dash/bejne/hK2I3I-OoLWTh5c.html

@harlo2463

3 жыл бұрын

MC MENTAL*

@hazard4606

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the song at 0:45 then?

@thefateweaverchannel2288

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazard4606 Ram Ranch

At 5:26 I felt that "MOOOOOOOVE" ripple through my body

Legit every server tonighy after Ingerlund beat Jermanee 2-0 in the Euros.

This is why we had an empire that controlled the entire planet Rocks and chavs

@jnev5572

3 жыл бұрын

Shit gun tech is just hyper speed rock lol you're not wrong

@mr.dr.jr.6047

3 жыл бұрын

Humanity has mastered the art of throwing rocks really hard and really fast.

@dxcpt

3 жыл бұрын

*Headbutts Napoleon* "Dik edd!" >:|

@gearyt2355

3 жыл бұрын

God bless the Chavs

@NRVS571

2 жыл бұрын

you forgot religion

Lol the announcers were so hurt that the memers *rockd* the sweats

@yourmother2985

4 жыл бұрын

Scope Me great great grandad was there i’ll just ask him

@yourmother2985

4 жыл бұрын

He said yeah

@scope402

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourmother2985 lmao *What*

@yourmother2985

4 жыл бұрын

Scope *its a British Joke*

@scope402

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourmother2985 lol oh ok i was gonna say i really dont get it m8

literally vandalism: they showed up as heathens with rocks

I remember loving this game when it very first came out. Was getting surprisingly good surprisingly quick. Was really interested in seeing the competitive scene and how’s its going to flesh out. I saw this tournament was coming up and waited up late late into the night to watch. Honestly very excited. This is what I got LMAO I Remember thinking “is this really going to be what this game is??” The answer was yes.

@Maunomanly

2 жыл бұрын

This is the reason i love this game

historic footage of a Portsmouth vs Southampton football match

@festival3051

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@imslamming

4 жыл бұрын

norf vs souf

@cameronmcallister7606

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN

@oldfridge5059

3 жыл бұрын

schizo both souf but ok

@michaelcornier8377

3 жыл бұрын

As a Pompey fan, ur correct

The rock is surprisingly strong, though. Just 5 damage less than a freaking arrow from the recurve.

@Carebear_Pooh

4 жыл бұрын

AzafTazarden so what you’re saying is that the recurve is basically a bow shooting better rocks?

@AzafTazarden

4 жыл бұрын

@@Carebear_Pooh well, in a sense all bows shoot better, pointy rocks, the difference is that with your arm you can only throw, not shoot

@psteelman396

4 жыл бұрын

You get hit by a fucking 2 pound rock and see how chainmail helps lol That's almost 1 kg for everyone else in the world, cheers

@horsthooden4600

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike H Arest thou mad brother?

@Larcona_

4 жыл бұрын

@@psteelman396 How the fuck you gonna throw a 2 pound rock?

SONG: "MC Mental at his best"

@zak2005

3 жыл бұрын

Ya know the track at 0:24? Id actually give that a listen

@hair_sauce6472

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aKN_lJhxhbOadNo.html

@warner9408

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song at 3:25

@zak2005

3 жыл бұрын

@@hair_sauce6472 Lesss go thanks mate

@wanrazul

3 жыл бұрын

@@warner9408 MC LYRIC B2B MC MENTAL

This was my exact experience of attending public comprehensive school in the North of England

@cheesecakeisgross4645

2 жыл бұрын

Doncaster for sure

1:46 "DROP 'EM 'ENREY" holy shit my sides feel like somebody threw a rock at them

@xFatBoySlimm

3 жыл бұрын

IM A PREFECT!!

@roverman540

3 жыл бұрын

ROCK EM BOIZ

@GrandSupremeDaddyo

3 жыл бұрын

FFFHUCKOOHF

Let's get real, this has nothing to do with rock meta, and all about a certain astonishing player named GIRU who can make anything work, look at the final score m8.

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

Rock meta is something morons who don't know what meta is say.

@lred1383

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentdolente7053 Rock meta was in the 70s and 80s, now it's rap meta.

@LucidDreamn

3 жыл бұрын

@@lred1383 its all just pop musc now not even rap

Average day in Manchester

it became personal the minute they realised their opponents were french

@Kaaldojul

2 жыл бұрын

We want our fingers back

What a meme

@tommyg2543

4 жыл бұрын

fuckin rock him mate

@CreativBeast

4 жыл бұрын

lul gromek :P

@ioanwib

4 жыл бұрын

One diamond complimenting another I see.

@squakrock

4 жыл бұрын

Tehzerr what now dick eeedd

@lisaallison444

4 жыл бұрын

noice

Blue Team: "You call throwing rocks a martial art?" Red Team: "Hey as long as it works."

@Plystire

4 жыл бұрын

Red team: "But did you died?"

@SH-ry2xi

4 жыл бұрын

Missed the humor here

@gameworkshop2707

4 жыл бұрын

Nah they are just slingerless pebble slingers

@user-rm3qj9mb2b

4 жыл бұрын

Baseball is an art after all

@bernatkun8069

4 жыл бұрын

Red team: "FOOK EEM!P HABULABULULAAAA!"

4:42 this bit had me in stiches "Ohh everyone gettin knocked owtt, ave some of these rocks ya twat" HAHAHAHA!

this one video has made me love your videos, i dont even need to see the rest, this is top tier gaming right here

This is what I expect to see from British e-sports.

@nicholasevans1139

3 жыл бұрын

*English. Would be interested to see what would happen in a Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish team.

@testaccount4191

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasevans1139 firstly the northern Irish team would car bomb half the opposition, the Scottish team would turn up drunk and try to stab the opposition and the welsh would have a sheep as a team mate

@tdwl2802

2 жыл бұрын

@@testaccount4191 I thought bringing your girlfriend into the same team as you was frowned on

@Peter_Turbo4

2 жыл бұрын

@@tdwl2802 nah it’s okay, it’s his wife

@GH-ov1lj

2 жыл бұрын

@@testaccount4191 to be fair we could substitute the rocks for petrol bombs in this scenario and save the random terror of a car bomb for later in the game

Alternative Title: Orkish warboys humiliate Brettonian Knights

@nono-zc1dj

3 жыл бұрын

Based and greenpilled

@deathkorpswatchmaster2414

3 жыл бұрын

MY EMPEROR IS IT REALLY YOU. Long have I awaited your return to tell you the amount of men that died to avenge and protect you against the archenemy. We have so much to tell you about, like the tyranids they are a brutal species of large cockroaches AND GUILLAMAN guilliman has been resurrected my emperor

@factualhat3018

3 жыл бұрын

Da humies aint got nuthin against rocks krump em boyz

this is literally one of my favourite videos ever posted to this site, i've been coming back to it since 2020

Mordhau golden era, as brief as it was. Amazing game.

ofc them french would lose against british hooligans.

@jadonharper1493

4 жыл бұрын

Caim why do french tanks have a forward gear? Incase of an attack from the rear...

@CHURCHISAWESUM

4 жыл бұрын

That's been a consistent pattern since the Battle of Agincourt, the original oi ye bruv moment

@squakrock

4 жыл бұрын

Pegasi Really? Because England lost that war. Lol

@ungobungo7986

4 жыл бұрын

@@squakrock have some rocks you twat

@squakrock

4 жыл бұрын

Eliot Thexton Idk what that paragraph of useless banter was aiming at accomplishing but France won lol

Why were the commentators so against the hooligans? They're hilarious.

@Saturnit3

4 жыл бұрын

because it is unprofessional and they are not paid by sponsors to be unprofessional.

@Akaoni21

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saturnit3 The same feeling French Knights at Agincourt had against the English tbh.

@Tookieslam

4 жыл бұрын

Because look what happened at the NA tournament 🤦‍♂️

@Ginjitzu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saturnit3 Surely the sponsors are more interested in publicity than professionalism, and these guys are more likely to generate that than anyone else.

@Ginjitzu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tookieslam Why? What happened at the NA tournament?

Footage of British hooligans after Euro 2020 final.

A historically accurate depiction of every single war we've had, and won against the French.

@RogueSeraph

3 жыл бұрын

"Av some of these rocks ya twat"

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess

2 жыл бұрын

War isn't a joke

@jameskim1505

2 жыл бұрын

Rock em boys rock em

@longbow3082

9 ай бұрын

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess cry abt it then

COMMENTATOR : "VK are MEMES! They have no respect! They deserve to lose!" GIRU : "TRoW FoOKiN rOHKs ah UM, MeHT!

@yourmother2985

4 жыл бұрын

ME powder The Commentators are omegavirgins

@humbleguardsman5578

4 жыл бұрын

I get it it's a tournament but, it's a video game have fun with it.

@dabtican4953

4 жыл бұрын

@@humbleguardsman5578 I don't get why they cared, VK were gonna win either way.

@seany-s2987

4 жыл бұрын

It was annoying how they kept calling VK's wins "unfortunate" and writing them off as the enemy team being in a bad situation (no stam, outnumbered etc.) Makes no sense

@Sara-bk3yi

4 жыл бұрын

if the enemy cant win against meme loadouts they dont deserve respect

the way you accept your skill and just meme with it is great

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

It's all easier with cheats lol

@QuanFlx

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentdolente7053 no cheat lol

World cup was wild

"British Scholars holiday in Magaluf" circa 2019 colorized

When ur just on another league

@picayuneambedo5929

4 жыл бұрын

421st like, sorry.

this is what happens When The King Grabs some drunk guys from the pub and tells them to fight

@eric97909

4 жыл бұрын

Basically how the marine corps started (without the king tho)

@MrRisingg

4 жыл бұрын

@@eric97909 nobody asked

@eric97909

4 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to share some knowledge, what’s wrong with that? Edit: Said something rude

@jafarfromalladin8257

4 жыл бұрын

@@eric97909 so not like how the marine corps started then xd

@Cam-sl8ve

4 жыл бұрын

@@eric97909 fokin dikhead chat shit

These lads are great fun to watch and listen to.

This is one of the best videos on the Internet

Fookn rock him mait

@Addystiffler

4 жыл бұрын

U WOT m8

@MrStupidfresh1

4 жыл бұрын

av that ya dik ed

commentator says its fine to disrespect "less skilled teams" they are all in the same tournament double standards or what XD

@buckplug2423

3 жыл бұрын

a little bit of hazing never killed anybody

@chickenfluff1199

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckplug2423 bouncing rocks off their heads does

@i-never-look-at-replies-lol

3 жыл бұрын

I mean technically they made it to the tournament, so they're not really that much "less" of a team and therefore it's perfectly reasonable to bully them.

@userequaltoNull

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if anything it should be the opposite. Don't ruin it for the newbies and all.

@Saw321lol

2 жыл бұрын

@@buckplug2423 Actually, it has.

This is one of my favorite videos of all time.

This is my favourite video on the internet at the moment

These announcers got dunked on and I hope they got replaced for siding with a team.

@Emperorhirohito19272

3 жыл бұрын

In a competitive environment this is kind of a pisstake. It’s not the announcers job to be an impartial witness

@MajoraWaffle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emperorhirohito19272 t. SEETHING berzerker member

@spongmongler6760

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajoraWaffle simp

@MajoraWaffle

3 жыл бұрын

@@spongmongler6760 cope

@spongmongler6760

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajoraWaffle yes, do

"I wanna see them respect the other team so that they show that they are really, really good at this game" Lol cope

@yourallygod8261

2 жыл бұрын

I mean hey if it works and is allowed i'm surprised no other team has tried yet... unless they have i don't follow these only got this vid reccomended :b

I love that I can still come back to this video years later and bask in the angry cope in the announcer's voice.

he is absolute legend. Always check his content again once in a while

Imagine taking this game seriously

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

People.take this game waaaay too seriously. They will spend all day training how to get good with exploits

@armintor2826

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentdolente7053 Just to get a mouth full of rocks

@calamorta

4 жыл бұрын

I only watched 25 minutes of gameplay and this looks like an unbalanced mess. Is this game competitively viable?

@maycontainnuts3127

4 жыл бұрын

@@calamorta you underestimate how hard it can be to hit someone with rocks

@vincentdolente7053

3 жыл бұрын

@m c yeah!...no!

Love the “Fookoff” every throw and hit

That soundtrack though!

I’ve been coming back to this video now an then for the last two years

I come back to this video frequently, it never fails to put me in genuine tears

@felixjackson6189

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. Do you know the song name tho?

@BavarianHobbit

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixjackson6189 Yeah I am currently looking for it, too :D

@lilylockett7968

3 жыл бұрын

it’s called MC mental at his best, it’s a class video

"You know they're a really really good team" *last guy fails to fight off two guys using fists only*

@MoJoProfessional

4 жыл бұрын

Two guys? Nah, two legends.

@adeveth

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoJoProfessional two British legends

@granttutty6210

4 жыл бұрын

@@adeveth two British bum boys 😆 🤣

@dabinhaler1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@granttutty6210 We discriminate by class in the UK, take your homophobic bigotry and possible latent racism elsewhere

@dabinhaler1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@FeralColumbidae Working class identified

Every 3 months or so i come back and watch this masterpiece

And this is recommended to me the day after the euros?

1:45 King henry the 5th Slaying Constable Charles d'Albret at the battle of Agincourt 1415 Colourised

@stanleypines1026

4 жыл бұрын

Drop 'im 'Enry

That is what Mordhau peek performence looks like. You might not like it but that's how it is.

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

Exact same as chivalry. Fanboy cunts acting like the game is the next street fighter lol. If only they knew.

@Dead25m

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentdolente7053 If only they knew what?

@voidodin9305

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dead25m how incredibly broken and unbalanced these games are? That's my guess, Chivaly was great, but it was a pile of steamy regret too

@Dead25m

4 жыл бұрын

@@voidodin9305 I say they've pretty much nailed the weapon-balance so far. Are all weapons viable in duels? No, ofc not, but those that are viable are pretty much of equal or similiar strength with different characteristics which makes the weapons unique, i never felt like Chivalry had that.

@voidodin9305

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dead25m this is the kind of commentary you would see by the aforementioned user about street fighter level plebs who think it's a "compelling competitive experience." I'll be real, I never played Mord, but if you think chivalry is anything more than guessing range and getting lucky with Ping then I got bad news bro...

people in the middle east seeing a gay person 5:40

Legendary video, I come back to rewatch it once a while. Wish you were still active.

This is exactly what I thought the Mordhau tournament would be like, how much you wanna bet they put equipment restrictions on the next one, if there is a next one.

@__soap__

4 жыл бұрын

That would be retarded I hope not

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you restrict true skill scrub?

@HoboHunterRik

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentdolente7053 because "pro-gamers" despise fun.

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

@@HoboHunterRik I was being a steriotype

"yo move dickead waht you doing dickead oi help me dickead"

@UnfitToLive

4 жыл бұрын

Best lines haha, yep

5:09 "Move dickhead... oh help me out, mate"

This video only gets better every time I watch it