“DO NOT PUT THIS ANYWHERE NEAR A VULVA” is now my new ringtone.

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

People don't want to put me anywhere near children because children will get jealous of my big muscles i am the KZreadr with big muscles Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga

@shiftydog6969

4 жыл бұрын

That's what women think when they see me.

@das3610

4 жыл бұрын

The Flying Dolphin he’s just some self promoting scumbag who posts controversial shit for people to watch his shitty videos. Just report it for unwanted commercial content

@manchick7648

4 жыл бұрын

@@das3610 butg hes doesa the funnies

@Lenny-ue8hk

4 жыл бұрын

ironic given your phone probably vibrates when it rings

Well, at least I know how to seduce Willy Wonka.

@gummilatte1618

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Chaney I freakin wheezed

@quiplo_

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t ruin my childhood like that

@kaitomomota4356

4 жыл бұрын

*WILLY* wonka

@depressedbreakfast2614

4 жыл бұрын

You also need to be a child to get his attention

@spooky_ghosty

3 жыл бұрын

NO! NO! NO!

Tom being so violently concerned for people's vaginal health is somehow heartwarming

I love how actually concerned Tom gets when he says something like "don't put these anywhere down there"

@rvsen5351

2 жыл бұрын

He has seen the internet and knows how stupid we are

@monroerobbins7551

Жыл бұрын

As he should be, this shit has existed for a hot minute, and it is NOT safe, it’s just a way to get an infection.

@multisplace3783

Жыл бұрын

​@@rvsen5351 Yeah... the Internet is the closest we've gotten to the culmination of all human knowledge, and yet it manages to be one of the stupidest things ever created.

@Artificer_

Ай бұрын

@@multisplace3783 i think it’s because there’s a _lot_ more stupid information out there than smart info

All sex toys are edible if you try hard enough.

@mslightbulb

4 жыл бұрын

Jude Dallat even your partner.

@mouse5637

4 жыл бұрын

No.

@Carcass_Consumer

4 жыл бұрын

No.

@TuffMelon

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@mechaapple7552

4 жыл бұрын

Commit liven’t

Can you smell that? *it’s demonetization*

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

Can you smell my videos my videos smell of Awesomeness Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga IM very very famous

@RedRacc

4 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku 18k isn't "very very famous"

@finleycooper8844

4 жыл бұрын

AxxL shut up

@WithoutNameVR

4 жыл бұрын

AxxL how about no

@bradleymitchell4313

4 жыл бұрын

All I can smell is penis candy

We must reflect on the fact that Tom was once a sexual health advisor.

@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock

3 ай бұрын

Haha, _what?_

@lord_ozymandias

2 ай бұрын

@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brockhe was once commissioned to make a video on sexual health i think

“You can go home, Dave. I’ve had my snack” kills me every time

"May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children" EXCUSE ME

@Tuxfanturnip

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing it's the old "sugar makes kids hyperactive" myth in.... the worst possible context

@manonsegur7547

4 жыл бұрын

I think they write that just in case a kid finds the object. Because otherwise...🤪

@yurikatsuki6611

4 жыл бұрын

@@kindakyana2372 👀👀👀👀

@mustafamendeleev6461

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tuxfanturnip Nah its because of some of the dyes in it not the sugar

@Grumplebumple

4 жыл бұрын

@@mustafamendeleev6461 yeah it's probably got red 40 in it

I cant be the only one disappointed that Tom "No gag reflex" Ridgewell didnt deapthroat the candy willy

@TheBeckinator2000

4 жыл бұрын

Me! Me too!

@woodfur00

4 жыл бұрын

You are not the only one Surely that's the only good reason for this video to exist

@deaniesaurus

4 жыл бұрын

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever read

@depressionpie4859

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@haleph9605

4 жыл бұрын

No you're not DEFINITELY not

I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA: Send a box of these to your worst enemies' house

@Kazoo_Itchy

Жыл бұрын

You might give them the wrong idea-

"You wanna know how I got these scars?!" LMAO THAT OBLITERATED ME 💀💀💀

Notice how Eddie keeps his eyes shut to avoid eye contact with his son in the future.

@AnimeGamerCreater

4 жыл бұрын

Tho he shakes them around all proud like X'D

@bonki_uwu2583

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeGamerCreater theres no shame if you've got the goods. How else is he going to feed and nurture his future children??

“Do not put this anywhere near a vulva” my iPad screams as my 13 year old sister comes into the room

@jionjesk5932

4 жыл бұрын

@@theironartmanufactur1745 Uuuh... What you said is actually a bit creepy. Probably a dark humour joke I guess. Jesus. {: D

@theironartmanufactur1745

4 жыл бұрын

@@jionjesk5932 It ain't creepy if you're Alabaman and she's gotten herself stuck somewhere, plus after all, dark humour is like food and water - not everyone has it

@jionjesk5932

4 жыл бұрын

@@theironartmanufactur1745 The "shes gotten herself stuck somewhere" is sounding like you're implying something worse actually. Are the laws different in Alabama or something? Not sure what you mean by it. The age of consent is 16 and no one should be having sex that young anyways since its unsafe with diseases and pregnancy. Its always dangerous of course, but worse if so young. I was more hoping this was just a joke and that you didn't mean it seriously.

@bonki_uwu2583

4 жыл бұрын

@Noah Rivera internet virgin. Idk if they're old enough to consent to memes...

@theironartmanufactur1745

4 жыл бұрын

@@jionjesk5932 It's a joke you fucking troglodyte, why are you on KZread and especially in the comment section of a world wide social network if you insufferable nuisance to society can't even make out the difference between a joke and an actually concerning comment?

5:15 the way he’s just chomping down on it and stops looking so sad was the funniest thing I’ve seen

@owenbridgers

Жыл бұрын

Its like he was eating plastic

@Artificer_

Ай бұрын

@@owenbridgers fuck microplastics, Tom’s gotten into _macroplastics!_

all jokes aside, i’m really glad that tom actually warned against using the candy underwear.

The entire time eddie’s got the tassels on, I can actually hear his brain repeating “you left a well-paying job for this”

@trickstab7903

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, you'll never have candy nipple tassels on ya at any other job. Not sure if that's a pro or con, but its certainly true.

A quick reminder that Tom has no gag reflex Edit: The fact that this is my most liked comment sends chills down my spine.

@foxyn_

4 жыл бұрын

👀

@anxietymonstr

4 жыл бұрын

*Gay people have entered the chat*

@danterodriguez03

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad to know that i wasn't the only one thinking about that

@rainy_day2889

4 жыл бұрын

"and on that extremely gifable note..."

@data6022

4 жыл бұрын

this is so funny bc I never had gag reflex,like never. this is the proof I was born gay xr5d6rctdfthdgf

the candy bra gives me flashbacks to when I had a boyfriend I wasn't particularly attracted to and he wanted to kiss all the time, and he once suggested I eat chocolate out of his mouth but it was quite hard so I full on bit his lip and made it bleed

@jamiemarshall6832

3 жыл бұрын

Firstly, my God how hard did you bit his lip, secondly and you actually get the chocolate, also your boyfriend who you wasnt particularly attracted to, I'm confused

@clairejones7929

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemarshall6832 1) it was cold dark chocolate so it took a bit of force 2) yep I did, best bit about the kiss 3) I was dating him bc he kinda tricked me into it

@jamiemarshall6832

3 жыл бұрын

@@clairejones7929 well that's not nice, tricking someone, I dont know the guy, obviously but I mean with cold dark chocolate that was going to happen at some point

@kittencorp.3295

2 жыл бұрын

@@clairejones7929 how do you trick someone into dating? Did he ask “do you want to not not not not not not not not not not not not date me?” and you said yes or something? I’m genuinely confused about the logistics of this lol

@gokuxsephiroth4505

Жыл бұрын

Yikes. Why didn't you guys use Nutella like normal people

Almost everything Tom says in this video can be responded with “that’s what she said” and I don’t know wether to love or hate that fact.

@mp-lily7908

4 жыл бұрын

love obviously

@Golden_pikachu

2 жыл бұрын

thank you so much for watching this content THATS WHAT SHE SAID

@Wisper200

Жыл бұрын

"Again, what's the fucking appeal here?!"

@_Efer_

9 ай бұрын

"The perfect gift for friends or enemies

I was drinking monster during this, my mistake was taking a drink when he did the "magic trick" part

@Nashyj495

4 жыл бұрын

I had beer in my mouth I now have beer on my phone

@sarah760

4 жыл бұрын

Literally, same 😂 Pepsi max explosion

@mp-lily7908

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Homestuck!

@fundaergun5583

4 жыл бұрын

What time does it happen?

@zmbiegirll

3 жыл бұрын

my coke just flyed out my mouth 🌞‼️

11:31 - “Ooh, they’re hard.” Yes, Tom, we saw them.

I use to have a crush on him..I'm a guy and I'm gay.. Seeing him do that and KNOWING HE HAS NO GAG REFLEXES...BRO. *Gay panics intensifies*

@lgodproductions9064

4 жыл бұрын

TheSugarSkull it does for lots of videos

@cringe-kringledahorrible8902

4 жыл бұрын

This comment could be memed to hell.

@chickenmcnugget4904

4 жыл бұрын

Same dude

@riverthecrybaby9448

4 жыл бұрын

TheSugarSkull me to I’m gay and have a crush on him like damn sucking without a gag reflex 😳😳

@---ij8nv

4 жыл бұрын

@@riverthecrybaby9448 right!?..it doesn't help that I'm an artist q-p and dirty minded...why does he have to be so damn cute

“You know things are heating up in the bedroom when someone pulls out a shark knife” You joke but

@KORONEVIRUS

3 жыл бұрын

but

@JazniaDraw

4 ай бұрын

BUT WHAT?

"do you wanna see a magic trick?" TOM I AM CREASING

@pugs8mmybrain854

4 жыл бұрын

all of the joker jokes1!1

@thebox822

3 жыл бұрын

6:53 Your welcome

@freeformed1232

Жыл бұрын

I’m crinkling!

Man, this Ashen's rebranding is weird.

@ellaisplotting

4 жыл бұрын

Cousin Dan looks good in those nipple tassels though

@kieran_is_me

4 жыл бұрын

Poundland sex toys

@wumpus976

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieran_is_me is it bad I want to see that?

@kieran_is_me

3 жыл бұрын

@@wumpus976 I mean it’d be a funny video

The evolution of sadness before completely freezing solid at 5:20 has made me cry on multiple occasions.

6:37 "who's putting this in their kids" this gets me every time

Tom is on a strict penogenic diet

@uspapyrus806

2 жыл бұрын

Technically according to scientific wording and arrangement, it would be a genitalic diet

3:02 “It’s really hard! Kinda, like, thought there’d be some cream in there!” ~ Tomska 2020

"increases in size when cooked" oh boy just like the real thing!

This video has taught me more about British sex culture than I ever needed to know

im so glad i met and hugged this man

@jonnypayne598

4 жыл бұрын

Soooo jealous!!!!

@space-addict9698

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky xD

@SHINeeShawolx

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@Octobris

3 жыл бұрын

You mean before this video, right? 😆

@clown6132

3 жыл бұрын

HHHHHHH JEALOUSS

I think your Dad is convinced now...

If I had a penny for every sex toy-themed video tom has made I would have 2 pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice.

@jondw

5 ай бұрын

Based on a thumbnail I saw, congrats on the third penny

13:42 I can’t be the only one to think that rick is going to grow up and find out that his dad made KZread videos, starts to watch some, eventually watches one and sees eddie with nipple tassels on because that would scar me for life

I had too read the title twice before reminding myself that it’s Tom Ska 😂

@fufi4845

4 жыл бұрын

same🤣🤣🤣

Im waiting for "Tomska tries every CBT toy on the market" at this point

@kaboomkrazy9856

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOO NONONONONONO PLEASE NONO (maybe) NONONO

@Robb3636

Жыл бұрын

@@kaboomkrazy9856 Don't worry, it's only Cognitive Behavioural Therapy 😊

KZread when I'm alone: 👌🏼 KZread when my parents walk into the room:

Nobody: Tom: "DO NOT PUT THIS ANYWHERE NEAR A VULVA!"

take a shot every time he says “yummy yummy”

@gummilatte1618

4 жыл бұрын

Totally Not CD’s Update account Why do always hear Justin’s song whenever I read yummy on anything omg

@XMANIAFLYYY

4 жыл бұрын

@@gummilatte1618 you probably are hearing it in your head lol

Tom i just woke up you can't one hit ko me with a title like that

@Cuddleshock

4 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@AnimeGamerCreater

4 жыл бұрын

Depending on the way this is read it can mean 2 things

“I watch Tomska for the content” 10:45

This entire video is the plot of a sienfeld episode that I watched while getting a check-up at the dentist

5:24 why does Tom look like my cat eating plastic

@XMANIAFLYYY

4 жыл бұрын

Woah... Hold on... Do you ever stop your cat from eating plastic???

@oxygen_is_my_drug4811

3 жыл бұрын

Unless

@oxygen_is_my_drug4811

3 жыл бұрын

@@XMANIAFLYYY they do

@KilljoyAnimations

3 жыл бұрын

@@XMANIAFLYYY yes, I do. I pretty much shoo him away from the plastic item and put it in the trash or recycling right after. I love my cat too much to let him get sick from eating plastic ☺️

@Dumb_Killjoy

2 жыл бұрын

Same, it’s like my cat getting into a bag of potatoes

Next time on content: Eddie sues Tom for workplace harassment

Eddie's wife: "So what did you do today at work?"

I’m so freakin glad my parents didn’t come home while I was watching this- they legit could have just taken my phone away at any moment

HA HA HE'S DOING THE GAY THING HA HA HA H- Ngl I do be doing the gay thing too😳😳😳-

@toadtv4389

4 жыл бұрын

How old are you? Not old enough for youtube i think

@chloevanwyk2356

4 жыл бұрын

@@toadtv4389 sorry, I don't understand what you mean??? I'm 17, this comment was a joke about him 'doing a gay thing' but I'm also gay so it's just a joke. Sorry if I offended you! I just thought it could be funny and I panicked because it was one of the first 3 comments. Sorry again!

@chloevanwyk2356

4 жыл бұрын

@@Izzy_Seren Thank you! I am a 17 year old lesbian, I just thought I'd make a comment that I found funny lol

@lincdc12

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone do the gay thing. Everyone

@chloevanwyk2356

4 жыл бұрын

@@lincdc12 IKR gay rights for all.

I really like to imagine that Tom went to a shop to buy these

@rachelvelander5377

4 жыл бұрын

Dude waltzes into the British equivalent of Spencers

@lgodproductions9064

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Velander my brain no I was having a good day

@mrrandomperson3106

4 жыл бұрын

Like he did with all the porn magazines?

@glassphoenix9095

11 ай бұрын

@@rachelvelander5377 what IS a spencers

@rachelvelander5377

11 ай бұрын

@glassphoenix9457 American shop that's usually in malls. Lots of stoner frat boy energy. They're all known for how they keep all the weird sex toys and sexual gag items at the very back of the shop. You don't really notice until you walk the extra few feet past the normal stock. Then suddenly, you're surrounded by boob-shaped balloons and dick straws and bdsm kits.

"Edible Undies" My Brain: *What are you eating?* *Cherry Pan Ties*

"You wanna know how i get these scars" oh my god

11:30 "Ooo, they're hard" I mean, that's the whole point

Tom: I’m not gay. Also Tom: 14:00

@Cow80y

3 жыл бұрын

Yes also that

@Hang42069

3 жыл бұрын

Also 2:21

@Hang42069

3 жыл бұрын

Also 10:21

I think Ashen's took over Tom's body. But damn the nipple tassels killed me.

Rick is going to watch these when he’s older and probably scream

I read the title, I clicked the video, I watched the entire thing and I'm still so confused and strangely turned on

@XMANIAFLYYY

4 жыл бұрын

tmi :

This video really highlighted for me how we absolutely don't deserve Eddie, bless that man

I love that this is genuinely how I learned how bad sugar is down there. 10/10 educational content

14:00 thats friendship right there...

This could've been the perfect content for a Hannah Witton collab ngl

@TomSkaAndFriends

4 жыл бұрын

I would've asked but I genuinely assumed she'd already done a video on 'em all

@KernelLeak

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomSkaAndFriends "Oh Joy Edible Sex Toy" - someone get Erika Moen on the phone... :P

@MesaAufenhand

3 жыл бұрын

You'd expect she would be the one who does the licking but no, it's Tom until the end of the video

I clicked without looking at the title. I’m pleasantly surprised.

You know you're tired when you're 10 minutes into the video before you start asking why am I watching this at work

Tom going through an existential crisis halfway through eating the candy underwear is such a mood.

I love that Tomska Just DEVOURED THOSE FEMALE UNDIES

I work in a cinema and I swear to god if I had to pick up the wrapper for any of these after someone thought they would be a lovely movie snack I would have a mental breakdown. Tom, I'm begging

I love how upset and disappointed he looked when the gum bubble was terrible

“I’d take these into the cinema” Tomska March 4th 2020

I sure love the smell of Demonetization in the morning

Did you ever think you'd perform a play expressing what it's like to be a sea turtle choking on a plastic bag

New meaning to bringing your friendship to the next level

6:39 couldve been phrased diffrently than "who is putting this in their kids"

KZread shouldn't have demonetized this This is just EdUcAtIoNaL LMAO

@lennonzakkery3230

3 жыл бұрын

But I’m glad they didn’t

11:30 “They’re hard.” Yeah, I can see that.

this is the best thing you have ever made tom.

The nipple tassels bit nearly killed me. I am actually in physical pain from laughing so hard.

The candy rings are literally rebranded candy bracelets xD lmao

Lost it at "whose putting this in their kids"

5:22 Tom is questioning every decision he has ever made that has led him to this moment.

TOM! WE'RE ONLY A FEW SECONDS IN! Don't start this off with something weird-! Tom: "Sex! ...yummy!" TOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Can we just appreciate Tom's shirt?

Random ASDF guy: that is weird...

"You wanna know how I got these scars" had me rolling

I had a meltdown when he said “you wanna see a magic trick”

I mean.. You can eat normal sex toys too but they wouldn't taste good

@livski7970

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@thatbritishtrashbag

4 жыл бұрын

If you're brave enough...

@komaedakat1583

4 жыл бұрын

You're profile picture proves that

I am literally afraid to like this video God is gonna check my history

I don’t know why but a really sweet guy telling me not to put that anywhere near my parts and why for some reason makes me respect what he says more lol

8:30 *Dean's Goblin voice activates* LIPS

i really thought tom was gonna snort the powder off the shaft for a moment

r/AreTheStraightsOK

@mp-lily7908

4 жыл бұрын

"straights"

@komaedakat1583

4 жыл бұрын

@@mp-lily7908 """"'""straights""""""

@Ruby-Doc

4 жыл бұрын

*_[I don't think they were ever ok]_*

@idkwhattoputhere4695

4 жыл бұрын

No they aren’t

@jeffnewton5881

4 жыл бұрын

No we’re not ok

What if Eddie's son sees this video, one can only imagine his reaction

Welp my headphones disconnected and "little chocolatety bumhole" was heard by everyone around me

The sheer chaos that is Content absolutely brightens my day.

Knowing he has no gag reflex, I am rather disappointed 😂

8:00 ...oh right. He’s British. The British have those. Totally forgot.

“Do you wanna see a magic trick?” I am in tears

I fully died at the Joker references 😂😂

He spent money on this video, better like, comment and share this bad boiiiii

@wiht3630

4 жыл бұрын

Its probably written off on taxes as a business expense

I'd buy that candy bra just to snack on lol

"This is the highlight of my year!" Publish date March 2020 Yeah I bet.