British Airways Scandal and White Uber Drivers - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy
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Hi Friends! I just added some last minute shows in St. Louis and Indianapolis next month! Tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
@TheHomeman
10 ай бұрын
When will you be in Cleveland?
@Stellaaahhh
10 ай бұрын
Aw, you must've come to SF already this yr and I MISSED EET!!! WAH!
@karmaisabeeyatch412
10 ай бұрын
Sweet! I can maybe catch the St. Louis show. Just don't tell Joleen Lunzar that I came to your show and missed hers. lol Cali isn't my scene
@angelakae5123
10 ай бұрын
Dude, when you playing SF Bay Area??
@carolford6342
10 ай бұрын
Yassss
I need this dude to have a local news hour😂
@keybrewer82
10 ай бұрын
That would be epic!!!!!
@kahlilmangroo3047
10 ай бұрын
Trevor noah ran from it and he was great maybe he would to
@forrestwhittakerseye
10 ай бұрын
Daily show is loading…
@Breadful1
10 ай бұрын
Fo real
@jasonjohnson4803
10 ай бұрын
Great idea, his personal recap of the news..
Just realized I’ve been watching this cat do standup for 8 years. Back then he was impossible to search for online because there’s like 42,000 people named ‘Josh Johnson’… love his success for so many reasons, including the fact that he is much easier to Google now.
@Luvmuffin945
17 күн бұрын
DUDE RIGHT?!?!?!!! It was that ol'fro that had ME confused 😂❤🎉
Dude is prolific. One of my favorites doing it now.
@do_yohomework
10 ай бұрын
Facts
@K0h4ku42
10 ай бұрын
For real. So talented. Easily among the best of the generation . Already.
@gingerhitzke9185
10 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@sandracastle42
5 ай бұрын
@jimbozium Mine as well
Josh is like a sprinkle of sunshine on a rainy day. Mixing smart comedy with silly comedy is my favourite, Josh has made it an art!
@deedeesaidso5910
10 ай бұрын
yesss
@caitcc89
9 ай бұрын
He really is the perfect combo of smart and silly!
@shnast-tv2
8 ай бұрын
And he's so polished. Like a vet. He's like if Donald Glover kept doing comedy instead of music and acting
@lizturner267
8 ай бұрын
@@shnast-tv2 I have a sneaking suspicion we’re going to get to see Josh doing lots in the future too!
Took an 8 hour flight next to an off duty pilot once ( in between shifts driving the thing), he drank with suicidal determination, like he hated his liver….
This "thirsty" pilot joke had me cracking up when I was exiting the plan. The pilot was just standing there. 😂
@Rissarenee-d3j
3 ай бұрын
They totally do that 😆 I like it though lol
@arganiaspinosa9122
2 ай бұрын
@@Rissarenee-d3j Me too. 🥺 I thank them. I am happy to be at my destination in one piece. Some people are not so fortunate.
As a white Uber driver, I approve this message 😂😂🎉
@Rhekon
10 ай бұрын
Emarosa? *tips hat*
@moonill
10 ай бұрын
How are things goings?
@vinividivici7774
10 ай бұрын
SHE TOOK EVERYTHING
@moh7136
10 ай бұрын
@@vinividivici7774 😮🤣🤣
@Siansonea
10 ай бұрын
Are you more of a Tyler or a Spencer?
I appreciate Josh pointing out federal workers don’t get paid during government shutdowns. One of my family members / parents is a federal employee and this was the exact concern for this past week, it’s easily one of the most annoying things about working for the government and makes it difficult for families just trying to go about their lives together. Unfortunately no one ever thinks about it.
@happytoday333
9 ай бұрын
Politicians should. I felt like last time when Trump shut it down that the Republican party should have been sued by a collective of the government workers. It's absolutely disgusting to hold all those workers to ransom for a political party to get what it desires. I can't believe any of them actually voted Republican after that.
@imaginempress3408
9 ай бұрын
I think it ought to be added to the ballot for 2024 at the national level. If government shuts down, NOBODY in Congress gets one dime and their insurance coverage gets shut off until the government is up and running. When my spouse was a teacher on strike decades ago and I was very pregnant the school district was going to shut off our health insurance. Let all the dirtbag millionaires sitting in Congress deal with that.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, the senate and Congress shouldn’t get paid. Of course, they wouldn’t pass that law, would they? People should protest and force it.
@imaginempress3408
8 ай бұрын
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST exactly my thoughts.
@theoskiev6377
6 ай бұрын
Government workers should unionize and strike if and when the government shuts down. Folks would pay attention then
Josh has gotten so comfortable on stage it’s great ! ❤
@kw9568
10 ай бұрын
What??? Do you know how long he's been doing comedy?
@TartarusHimself
9 ай бұрын
@@kw9568do you think that invalidates the statement?
@kw9568
9 ай бұрын
@@TartarusHimself it doesn't make sense
@Wrightinottaw
2 ай бұрын
I noticed, too. I've seen some of his early stuff. He balling now.
I can definitely see him hosting the Daily Show.
Give this man his own late night show already! Damn, he’s good.
@killerblingxbl
10 ай бұрын
He's too real. Ferguson and Conan were the last non-puppets.
@clicheguevara5282
10 ай бұрын
@@killerblingxbl You're damn right about that.
@ljackson24
10 ай бұрын
Amen!! The late night sector needs some young blood. He’s perfect!
@csainphor
10 ай бұрын
He's a writer for the daily show
@nadiaw978
9 ай бұрын
Daily show
Josh was always hilarious but he is working his way to being one of the greats. Who else putting out this much new material this consistently. And REAL material, some of these comics can’t even put out new crowd work every week
@ljackson24
10 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!! And not just any content, AMAZING content.
Everytime I watch Josh's comedy the more I am impressed and hooked on his view of the world. Keep your head straight and good friends close, young man you are so gifted.
While I was earning my pilot's license my instructor told me, "In the future there's going to be a Pilot and a DOG in the cockpit. The Pilot will be there to keep the passengers calm. And the DOG will be there to bite the Pilot if he tries to touch anything." Side note for context: In some places like Europe (but not the US) the plane is allowed to land itself on autopilot. In the US autopilot is turned off 50 feet above the ground.
@devaapurna608
10 ай бұрын
Oh God, now you've done it. I am an 87 year old grandma in Portland Oregon - and as Lenny Bruce's mother used to say (when he was little) about him "knows too much already." You reveal, - outside USA - "We land on autopilot." (?????) No please, sir, or madam.🤪🙄🙏🙏🙏😘
@celiashen5490
10 ай бұрын
Chewbacca and Han Solo in an alternate universe.
@atheisticcreature
9 ай бұрын
@@devaapurna608 Most planes are still landed without autopilot as long as the weather conditions allow it. Also not every airport is suitable for autolands.
@aya9af
Ай бұрын
😂
This man is always in danger… we must keep him safe.
@kayleighgroenendal8473
10 ай бұрын
I want my specific tax dollars to go toward a secret service agent for Josh.
@lmnopgr
10 ай бұрын
pigeons, bats, sloping roofs, bad dates… PLEASE for the love of god keep him safe!!
@libbybollinger5901
10 ай бұрын
@@lmnopgrThe KKK too.
@nylalady3509
4 ай бұрын
Like a national treasure
@janethoward2155
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂Save Josh😮
This adorable young man, is soo talented!!!! He has quickly became one of my favorites.
@ekdaufin1485
10 ай бұрын
At ANY age!
@faith1780
9 ай бұрын
He’s older than me, and even I think of him as an adorable young man. So sweet and like the little big brother everyone loves. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and bake him a cake 🤣
I was fortunate to meet this young man Wednesday October 4th on the C train….. couldn’t believe it…..very humble mild mannered gentleman. I told him I check him on KZread on the regular. God Bless him. I would like to know where he performs so I can see him again.
Josh is GRINDING these sets. Dropping more comedy over the last 6 months than some comedians do in a year or two.
The type of funny Josh is can't be taught. He's naturally hilarious. Easily one of my favorite comedians
Two in one week? This man is on 🔥
Watching Josh Johnsons arc has been fucking amazing ❤
@kw9568
10 ай бұрын
Whats an arc?
@SSJ0016
10 ай бұрын
@@kw9568 A segment of a circle that is both greater than 0 radians and less than 2π radians.
@kw9568
10 ай бұрын
@@SSJ0016 what??? Im lost. You hv a PowerPoint presentation you can show me? 😅😅😅
@sechabatheletsane9784
10 ай бұрын
@@kw9568lmao that dude trolling so hard😂😂 an arc in this context is a basically a segment in a storyline.
@frentz7
10 ай бұрын
catfishing the KKK ..
Netflix, this guy deserves an hour special. LETS GO. Edit: You know what make it your first two hour special.
@clydejohngeorge4535
10 ай бұрын
Apparently he just got one on Peacock!
@leonelcadet3833
10 ай бұрын
@@clydejohngeorge4535 searching right meow. Thank you so much.
How does one man write this much material and never miss?
@derrickbailey5167
10 ай бұрын
Probably because he don’t have to write it down, off the cuff humor is the best, I have a couple of people around me that are brilliant and spontaneous. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@a.b.creator
4 ай бұрын
He's a genius.
I hope Josh gets the recognition he deserves because😂❤🎉
First question they ask you while interviewing for plane school is how good are you at dodging clouds.
@tiffanyanderson9437
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@janeeyre1990
10 ай бұрын
"Plane school" > "aviation academy"
When I moved to the USA, seeing Josh walking on the streets of New York in the wintertime, was my first celebrity sighting! I just started smiling as I remembered his jokes...and the second was Damon Wayans.
JJ's is the show we need: him as younger self and his 3 moms
@longlivedemocracy756
10 ай бұрын
Did he say 3 moms? I heard three women.
@TCt83067695
10 ай бұрын
@@longlivedemocracy756I needed him to expand on that a bit
@longlivedemocracy756
10 ай бұрын
@@TCt83067695 I agree. I just naturally assumed a mom and two sisters, but it could be any combination of females 🤔
@lovehumiliteec6766
10 ай бұрын
Mom, grandmother, and aunt
I really like this dude.... he leaves the options open..... Anything can happen with his stand-up.... Kinda the way life works
I once met a dude who worked for TSA not only was he a nice guy but he showed up to a party with a hand truck full of liquor bottles… Cheers!!
Lol for some reason when you said I was raised by three women + snapped + lifetime = makes sense to me lol love it
Tbh being a pilot is so stressful, your flying 300 soul's through the air at 600mph and theres a pilot shortage so theyre working alot. Im suprised some of em can even do it sober. Bcuz Sober Pilots did not win WW2 😂
@littlewoodimp
10 ай бұрын
300 souls, and 4 of them are aggressively demanding to speak to the manager. Right now. This instant.
@KOKO-uu7yd
28 күн бұрын
WW2 - won by crazed, functional alcoholics! 😅
Josh... you have a new 10 minutes every week and i love every set. You are a MACHINE
"Oh, this bih think she goin' to Aruba. Not today. Not on my watch." (straightens lapel) 💀
"What happened? Was there a terrorist on board the plane?" "Kinda." 😂😂😂😂😂
Josh coming with the heat again. The best standup content on youtube right now🔥🔥
"Not on my watch"!😂😂 So True!
Gotta love how his skit goes from "women should punch men more", and that works into them shooting their husbands less.
Honestly Josh you could absolutely do a comedy news show and kill it , you're great at relaying all this stuff as well as your experiences in life , in the most hilarious ways 😂
Just found josh johnson. The absolute 1st young comedian that made me laugh out loud in years. Thank you Josh.
Like button everyone! Let’s build his algorithm
I collect comedy videos to watch when I’m stressed. Why haven’t I seen Josh before this week? His jokes, his delivery are hilarious. He’s filling up my comedy playlist.
The sheer amount of new content you release is just incredible. Keep it up!
If Jish did an hour standup, it would feel like 10 minutes and would leave you wanting more.
I’ve been obsessed with him since I found him. He’s definitely on his way to being an icon & I’m here for it 💯💯💯💯
@GeminiJune0608
Ай бұрын
I'm also obsessed with him!! He's funny😂😂😂
love watching you, I can see you genuinely are having fun and laughing along, feels like friends chatting and joking around not a 'show'
I've been working on aircraft for thirteen years, and I can one hundred percent say that all that stuff does work. All the switches, knobs, boxes, computers, etc, all work. They definitely have no business being drunk and high trying to fly those things! The only reason they do is to cope with the immense amount of pressure and anxiety they feel having the lives of others in their hands.......
I just discovered this guy and so happy I did, I get to binge watch everything. He’s hilarious! 😂
@KristineMaitland
3 ай бұрын
Alabama Brawl will blow your mind.
i was thinking "he got raised by a single mom and she must be hillarious" for a while now and just like that i got - kinda - confirmation. The way he gestures and does "the stare" is such a tell.
LOVE your comedy. Been watching for years. I got a Taco Bell story. For 30 years I quit eating it. I mean, WTF IS Taco Bell??? Then last summer I got an invite to my 50 year High School Reunion...a tiny school in the middle of an Indiana Cornfield. I hadn't seen anyone since I graduated. I didn't go but got in touch with the person in charge. Carol sat in front of me in most of my classes. SHE was the Taco Bell Chef. Those were HER secret recipes.
"A button that says 'fly'." I am dying here!! 😅😂
Josh you are killing it bro! ❤
You do alone the same job that Late Night Shows have a whole room full of people to do! You are amazing!!!
"I'll take a drunk discount." 😄😂
The flow to this set was fantastic. It also felt like topics Josh cared about and not just stuff in the news lately.
I’m a janitor and it’s an absolute must for me to be baked at work 😂
Josh, you should be the new face of The Daily Show. I like your delivery when you say news, political or economic centered jokes. I like you!
@Just999Me
10 ай бұрын
ooh i could see him with the daily show. hopefully he does get it or something like that. At this point I need his perspective & humor on the daily. this world is bleak as is.
FACTS TSA STOOPED AND CHECKED MY CPAP WITH A STICKER LIKE IT WAS A BOMB😢 HAD TI RECLEAN IT TO USE IT 😢
lol you're killin it man! keep it up, been following you for years brotha
@ekdaufin1485
10 ай бұрын
Me too!
My absolute favorite right now... Come to Portland and I'll make sure errybuddy comes out
always killing it with these sets man, i look forward to these videos :)
TSA employee- why you got so much lotion Josh's future reply- because im black and i cant afford to be ashy
Snapped!!!!! My favorite show!!!!!!!
This man is my thoughts with comedic discipline. I love it
"Somehow warm water"🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, before my epilepsy hit me, I had flown a couple planes and they are pretty easy. They weren't commercial jets but the landing was the hardest part and it's just a little nerve-racking not too bad or hard at all.
As someone who've worked at LGA ( LaGuardia Airport) and closely with pilots, these past couple of years, and as one of them, from the same truck driving school, has told me? The planes fly and land themselves. The pilots only take off.. So you are correct about the planes "flying themselves".. 😂😂😂
@RegretWhisperer
10 ай бұрын
can confirm. i worked in autopilot and unmanned aviation software and the pilots are there as a backup for the autopilot system
Literally the funniest man on KZread
Dear Josh, I hope you know that we absolutely love you. Hope to see you grow bigger and perform in India someday 😊
“So anyways, when you look past them, which I always do…” 😅😅😅
He is my favorite comedian. Never fails to make me laugh (and think).
Pilots party like rockstars... If a pilot or flight attendant ever invites you to an afterparty, go to that party!
@SSJ0016
10 ай бұрын
This is true. I have partied with a retired air force pilot who flew for delta (he is now also retired from delta, but was still flying at the time). From him I learned the term "12 hours bottle to throttle" and he was dead serious about it (thankfully!). Dude knew how to party for sure.
I wanna thank you! Mister you have been uplifting my spirit that has been so downtrodden for far too long 🤗
I once had a customs officer, who gave me a hard time at the border, turn up in the bar where I worked. I carded him. He was underage. We exchanged some lighthearted banter before I kicked him out. He thought he was going to get a pass for a while there…
This man is an absolute KING!
I just learned that 1/2 sized joints are called dog-walkers 😂
How do you come up with SO MANY jokes lmao 😂😂😂😂 unbelievable I been watching this videos for 4 hours dude 😂😂😂
Great show Josh!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
😂😂😂 I truly enjoy watching your shows.
I purposely watch Snapped in front of my husband when I'm pissed at him. Keeping him on his toes! 😂
I once got into i debate with a tsa agent over whether potato salad is a paste - meanwhile we DID AGREE it was in fact POTATO SALAD. THIS is the problem with tsa.
Watching this at an airport, highly sus of my pilot now 😂
Love watching these man. Keep it up.
I wish he had did the week gig like everyone else did when Trevor left the daily show.. Good fit/Seems perfect for the job😂
He really is so brilliant! I hope you come and do a gig in London soon!
Pilots are usually always high. 😆
Always funny.
Pilots be THIRSTY!
Josh Johnson for daily show host for sure.
3:38 as a dog walker and pet sitter who lives where there is legal weed, can confirm
At this point I click like then watch the videos 😂😂😂
I chose to watch this before the first episode of Loki season 2. That's how funny this guy is.
another great set , thank you for sharing! 💜🔥💜
This part of the set got me more than all of the parts of this special that I've seen.
I have not laughed this much since Paul Mooney. Awesome 👍🏿✅
This man is a treasure! ❤
This dude here gets better every time.
Snapped! My favorite 😂
Thanks for what you do! 😁
Wish you were my friend in real life. Your part about Lifetime shows around 8:00 had me rolling. Ok, I wasn’t rolling but I truly laughed out loud and text my sister this vid at 2:55am it was that funny!! Murder Shows are my jam and I’ve watched Snapped and many many other similar shows!! You’re hilarious. So glad I stumbled on a video of yours 😊