Canada's national motto is "it's never a war crime the FIRST time."

@williamconwell6105

3 ай бұрын

it even rhymes lol perfection

@christianmoyes9599

3 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with. Just take a look at Alaska. On one side, they've got an incompetent war criminal, and on the other side, they have one of the most successful war criminals.

@Nucleargamer69420

3 ай бұрын

Lol

@user-yk7ug5bd4d

3 ай бұрын

We don’t commit war crimes we simply make the list longer

@rustic9395

3 ай бұрын

It's mine too tho xD

Germany: “AY someone call Italy we gettin the band back together”

@Giuseppegranata7067

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for the invitation, but we prefer to stay where we are...

@AiaRhynn

3 ай бұрын

​@@Giuseppegranata7067 what if we tell you they break the spaghetti?

@christophervanoster

3 ай бұрын

@@Giuseppegranata7067what if we told you putin put pineapple on a pizza?

@Demigodfanforlife

3 ай бұрын

@@Giuseppegranata7067 what if we told Putin to eat pasagna with hand?!

@ktvindicare

3 ай бұрын

Eh might wanna leave Italy at home, they weren't much help last time.

Finland rolls out of bed, still vaguely drunk. Grabs a cigarette and an old Mosin, puts on some boots, stumbles out the door.

Fun fact France has a nuclear pardon. I think that's what it is anyways that allows them to fire a nuclear missile as a warning shot

@darkydk1650

19 күн бұрын

Yeah i heard that from war joke Short 😂

@tambow13

19 күн бұрын

worlds most embarrassing handicap

@potatosalad1081

13 күн бұрын

There's no way you're the winning sperm

@Lavieplaysthings-i4u

10 күн бұрын

Well, not to make fun of the French, but they've given up the white flag a whole lot. Gotta give them something to defend themselves with 😂

@pixyari8934

9 күн бұрын

@@Lavieplaysthings-i4u We fought all of europe twice, was the only one to invade moscow, have the most win in military history, third in therms of nuclear power, the best soldier of the world, one of the best tanks and fighter plane, we killed/destroyed 2/3 of nazy germany military forces, and you say we "give up the withe flag a whole lot" just because the government, not the french ppl, the governement give up against germany once. Brother, be serious.

Japan: "We dont recommend fucking with america. They have a tendency to overreact. Twice."

@sethstorm

3 ай бұрын

Don't touch the boats

@ThemissouriTraveler

3 ай бұрын

We invented Rice Krispies…twice

@RedCrusader-ph2vk

3 ай бұрын

"We blew up a few boats, they dropped the sun on us."

@sandcat2383

3 ай бұрын

@@RedCrusader-ph2vk Twice

@atorothcassidy4866

3 ай бұрын

​@@ThemissouriTraveler .............bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Germany: “you aren’t starting a World War sequel without the main character are you?”

@skrillframe64

3 ай бұрын

Lol

@StarkOnYoutube

3 ай бұрын

prequel, you mean. this movie’s so good they are making a 3rd.

@eastoncreger4279

3 ай бұрын

World War: The Trilogy.

@eroth1008

3 ай бұрын

​@@StarkOnKZreadPrequel would be World War 0, no?

@TheNewScpCrafter

3 ай бұрын

Germany needs to pay the damages from WW 1.and the politicans are Kinda weird We have issues with Energy and Military.

The bromance between Japan and Germany is squad goals !

Was I the only one waiting for Poland's appearance?

@starwolf621

29 күн бұрын

IKR!!! @yonside, would you consider doing more of this type of video?

@sadturtlesoup8832

9 күн бұрын

"IF I HAVE TO REDRAW MY BORDERS ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!!!"

“Someone call Volkswagen. Cause we are so back.” Got me dying.

@druid_zephyrus

3 ай бұрын

Same dude.

@AHorrorFanatic

3 ай бұрын

It's also just an unironicly good line.

@Wild-Card07

3 ай бұрын

@@AHorrorFanatic It’s funny because Hitler was a co founder of Volkswagon.

@WIIND1

3 ай бұрын

If you know you know

@erikrungemadsen2081

3 ай бұрын

Güte heute leute.

Bro dropped the hardest WW3 trailer and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀🙏

@SeaFireK

2 ай бұрын

I was in a high school world history class studying World War II when Putin annexed the Crimea. There was a quote from Putin that was merely word-for-word from when Hitler annexed Austria. 'Course it's been a decade or so since so I would need to do some serious digging to go find it.

@kevinlabadie-hd2iv

2 ай бұрын

​@@SeaFireK Do you know why Russia annexed Crimea in 2014 the CIA led a coup of Ukraine and the Crimea is mostly Russian speaking people learn history before you make a fool of yourself

@nd35780

2 ай бұрын

WWIII? Nah... Iss gon be National Russia is Free Real Estate Day.

@kevinlabadie-hd2iv

2 ай бұрын

Actually it's going to be national America goes bankrupt day ,spending 300 billion on a corrupt country that the CIA overthrew in 2014 and there is a recording of American politicians picking the president of Ukraine look it up

@T_Way

2 ай бұрын

​@@nd35780if you think so why don't you join their military? I'll be graduating from ROTC here in USA I'd be glad to see you

Japan: "Whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH THE AMERICAN BOATS"

I like how Russia draws the line at Canada before the USA 😂

@Giga_Dwarf

3 күн бұрын

You better not be underestimating our maple syrup

@painvillegaming4119

Күн бұрын

Have you seen us?

Why is no one talking about what Japan said "There's some experiments from the 40s I really want to finish up." That Unit 731 joke is crazy 😭

@graciethebelle

3 ай бұрын

I caught that and immediately went 😨

@dawnfallon6812

3 ай бұрын

Because 731 isn't really known about in the mainstream. A lot of their activities in China do not fetch much attention unless you take the time to read up. Their efforts were also overshadowed by the N in NBC.

@freddiebinthaplace2be634

3 ай бұрын

Bro frfr 😭 unit 731 was downright despicable

@LoveLee_Dreamer

3 ай бұрын

I just learned that while the Soviet Union punished the heinous crimes of Unit 731, the US granted immunity to the perpetrators, concealed the crimes from the public, and gave the "researchers" stipends in order to get their hands on the data. It's no wonder we don't know about Unit 731 or most of the atrocities Japan committed here in the US.

@cjmclaughlin2393

3 ай бұрын

I caught it, I have a very strong stomach but some things I just can’t think about lol, 731 is a different level of disturbing imo

Canada's war slogan "IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME!"

@cut3puppy-te4bv

3 ай бұрын

as a canadian this is true

@gumslice

3 ай бұрын

Put that on a t-shirt so I can buy it

@JPkilla8116

3 ай бұрын

@@gumslice I actually will do that, I have a buddy who does shirt prints lol

@Epic_Droid

3 ай бұрын

​@@JPkilla8116I would also buy the t-shirt

@kyledaugherty1609

3 ай бұрын

@@Epic_Droid Pretty strong coincidence if dude didn't get this line from The Fat Electrician channel here on KZread

I HAVE REWATCHED THIS LIKE 50 TIMES I HAVE SHOWED THIS TO MY FATHER MY THERAPIST AND MY HISTORY TEACHER THIS NEVER GETS OLD I AM DYING!!!!!

@franhunne8929

Ай бұрын

I keep showing this to everyone who does not run away fast enough. This is so underrated!

@SuperOscarDon

21 күн бұрын

Same bro

@matej-vb5ow

18 күн бұрын

Chill its just a meme to offend Russians lol

*_Poland cackling in the background_* WE’RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1919!

“Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion” -Chuckes the Ghost Clown

@Valkimus

3 ай бұрын

🗿

@Scoopymc

3 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same thing friend haha

@ANAMEHASNOTBEENTAKE

3 ай бұрын

“I AM BECOME A SPACE WARLORD!”

@Reuben_Young_1776

3 ай бұрын

It's the Geneva checklist and bro forgot Poland they're gonna check so many boxes.

@patriot2989

3 ай бұрын

Geneva checklist

Poland rolls up, "you son of a bitch, I'm in!" The fin's *DOOM music starts playing*

@atorothcassidy4866

3 ай бұрын

Poland "What was that Germany you want to pass through here to attack Russia, 'No, but I'm going to turn around, I really hope the Germans don't sneak past me"

@DesertFernweh

3 ай бұрын

Simo Sends his regards.

@sharkt9877

3 ай бұрын

THE WHITE DEATH APPROACHES

@alilFISHY2

3 ай бұрын

Simo sends his regards bit you may know him better as the white death

@jens-eriksvrke2343

3 ай бұрын

Snow starts speaking finish

😂 Germany has a lot of pint up aggression

@sadturtlesoup8832

9 күн бұрын

"Hey Russia. You remember Berlin? Cause we sure fucking do."

Germany bringing sexy back with Hugo Boss.

@RogueBearEntertainment

11 күн бұрын

Underrated comment. 10/10

Canada: "You can't break rules that haven't been written yet."

@Dayzz_0n_P4wz

2 ай бұрын

oh really *uses maple syrup to make car breaks sticky and impossible to clean*

@thezappingseagull

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, a lot of the laws the canadians broke were already written before WW2

@matasa7463

2 ай бұрын

"Because it's not a warcrime, the first time!"

@reallegendgamer379

2 ай бұрын

*proceeds to somehow break a rule that hasn't been written yet*

@alienorcatsim4136

2 ай бұрын

That why i love Canada 😂

Imagine WW3 being Germany, France, UK, USA, and Japan all working together lol

@MrJturner74

3 ай бұрын

So you are saying it's the first one we would lose?

@boyleclan9116

3 ай бұрын

​@@MrJturner74 depends what side you are on >:)

@groenmoetjedoen3481

3 ай бұрын

​@@boyleclan9116 depends Russia has lots of suport from india and china and dont forget the midel east were more than happy to treaten Europa with higer oil prices 1 day after putin was there.

@shainahum6717

3 ай бұрын

​@@groenmoetjedoen3481 both india and most of the middle east plays both sides. but india, jordan, egypt, saudi arabia, UAE, oman, kuwait, bahrain are most likely to be on NATO side. esspecially india due to pakistan being close to russia and china

@nlknok77

3 ай бұрын

Sky lit up through multiple time zones globally making the dark of night last about 8 minutes

All the war criminals teaming up to beat up the polar bear man💀

"And with that, hockey season is officially over." Russia: "truce? please-" Canada: "Nope"

Wait, the Germans are fighting with us now. This is weird, but nice.

@atorothcassidy4866

3 ай бұрын

Didn't you see the German president during the beginning of the war, he was talking so much shit, he was so happy to be on the right side of things for once. Poland was basically that friend that holds you back from a fight. Germany "let me pass through here Poland" Poland "um maybe you should try to remain calm."

@ethanbirling1115

3 ай бұрын

why is the zweihander glowing?

@gingersnapv5

3 ай бұрын

An unexpected outcome, but a welcome one

@tsujii_ryoko

3 ай бұрын

" A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one "

@codybeckus2652

3 ай бұрын

Just like the brits. Kicked their asses back in the day, now we are buddies.

As my social studies teacher said, "Yes, canada commited war crimes. But in our defense, at the time, they weren't war crimes YET"

@3am_-

2 ай бұрын

You Canadians don't follow the Geneva Convention, you add to it, leave some war crimes for the rest of us /j

@SimranLawson

2 ай бұрын

@@3am_- yeah :(

@3am_-

2 ай бұрын

@@SimranLawson we want to have fun too

@Gunner-us8pw

2 ай бұрын

No Geneva convention no Toronto or Montreal

@Gunner-us8pw

2 ай бұрын

Remember Japan don’t make us do it 💀💣

Both Canada and Germamy look at the Geneva Convention and say: "Oh cool, this years checklist!"

the German was a work of art! i was rolling laughing

I find the fact that a nazi general saying that among all the allies in WW2 “when we saw the Canadians moving into battle we prepared for the worst” absolutely amazing

@Vandil_the_Rogue

3 ай бұрын

As much as I wish that were true, it was during WWI at the Battle of Amiens. But the sentiment still stands The quote is attributed to David Lloyd George, the then-British P.M.

@johnj.spurgin7037

3 ай бұрын

Their geese are spirit animals.

@R3TR0221

3 ай бұрын

Canadian mentality, Japanese chemical interest (unit 731 like) and a new shiny Hugo Boss NATO uniform tailor-made in Germany

@lucianfrostbane

3 ай бұрын

Canadians decided grenades in food cans was a good warfare idea

@thecelticgreaser9724

3 ай бұрын

It's even funnier cause the Canadians were also reported to have fired fcking bolt action rifles fast enough the Germans believed they had superior machine guns.

A wise Canadian once said, "We Canadians have two sides, one is very apologetic, the other is a walking war crime😊"

@JulianCommodus

2 ай бұрын

The other side is the reason we're so apologetic. Side A: "We're sorry." Side B: "You WILL be sorry!"

@drunkenrobot7061

2 ай бұрын

When Canadians stop saying Sorry.

@EricDaMAJ

2 ай бұрын

For the Canadians, their patience is their mercy. When the patience runs out it sucks to be the guy pushing them.

@MilkieMouse

2 ай бұрын

Why do you think we're so apologetic? We're sorry. For what we're about to do.

@thatguy22441

2 ай бұрын

The Canadian Army was famous for its war crimes in Normandy.

This is the best short I’ve seen in forever

You know its bad when America tells you to call of the war

Canada and Germany team up, making the geneva convention just a checklist 😂

@joshbolton2711

3 ай бұрын

Accurate...

@earlcollier4119

3 ай бұрын

@@joshbolton2711 💪🇨🇦🇩🇪

@CarterTveit

3 ай бұрын

We doubling its length

@earlcollier4119

3 ай бұрын

@@CarterTveit.

@catmachine1063

3 ай бұрын

More like Geneva suggestion

In the words of The Fat Electrician, "Nobody listens. I mean in 1941 somebody touched america's boats and we invented a fucking portable star to get our revenge."

@SoulKiller7Eternal

3 ай бұрын

Ah...yes, TFE teaching history in the best way possible...and America's phrase is "Dont touch my fucking boats."

@dylannoonan640

3 ай бұрын

@@SoulKiller7Eternal Or the other time somebody took out a fancy banking center and they invaded a region for like 10 years

@michelewagner1798

3 ай бұрын

Alaska here, we first in line, Canada ur just gonna have to wait.

@Duolingos_minion_and_messenger

3 ай бұрын

Wait until Germany puts more funds in military

@ragnorockcookie2868

3 ай бұрын

​@@Duolingos_minion_and_messengerokay but everybody's going to be pissing their pants because the last time that happened.huhh we definitely need to keep them on a leash.

When I heard "I heard there was an..." and I automatically thought "oh no Russia quickly take it back."

I don't know why, but Germany got me so HYPED UP XD

Russia: "I bring fight to everyone!" Finland: "Bet."

@lostnreality3611

3 ай бұрын

The decimal being in the wrong place makes this even better

@giocarcidze9030

3 ай бұрын

Chechnya

@midnightmatter2028

3 ай бұрын

@@lostnreality3611 God f&ckin' damn it... XD

@machintrucGaming

3 ай бұрын

@@lostnreality3611 So basically a 20mm autogun ?

@user-cy1ph1jd9m

3 ай бұрын

@@midnightmatter2028 bro na you clearly ment a rifle with a 4.1ft diameter caliber

Germany's face tearing the Geneva Convention paper is both hilarious and terrifying 😂😂😂

@user-sh5qw8hq5m

3 ай бұрын

us Americans still haven't tried our hydrogen bomb which is also called the city ender and is 1000 times stronger than the atomic bomb

@LethalDose161

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-sh5qw8hq5m let's hope we don't have to deal with this

@MrJay_White

3 ай бұрын

germany doin it isnt so scary. geneva is a like a list of canadian patents.

@mrdave9425

3 ай бұрын

@@user-sh5qw8hq5m okay?

@jennifercollins1877

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Alexander Anderson from Hellsing! 😊

Finland: Round 2 baby, let's go again!

“Maybe the less scary war criminals” 😭 I’m dying

Germany: We dont commit war crimes, We just make the list longer....

@lightingboltbolt4167

2 ай бұрын

the cause of the list is B L I T Z K R I E G

@communist7624

2 ай бұрын

No, that's Canada

@darthnihilus9827

2 ай бұрын

okay no need to blame Canada for war crimes

@Rocowinner

2 ай бұрын

British: invite me and am ready for half of the land and we making that list bigger

@hackman669

2 ай бұрын

We don't commit war crimes we invent them!!!!! American Special Forces

Canada: "It's not a war crime if no one wrote it down yet"

@DesignNerd86

2 ай бұрын

To quote the Fat Electrician “it’s never a war crime the first time”

@CatYah00

2 ай бұрын

You know music he used?

@EonRune

2 ай бұрын

🇨🇦

@user-ie2pe3wq7s

2 ай бұрын

Laws don't tell you what you can do; they tell you what you can't do. Canada might be getting creative. Again.

@WeebaW

2 ай бұрын

@@CatYah00 shipping up to boston by dropkick murphys

Canada getting ready to invent new warcrimes:

And then there is Stalingrad 3, which both Napoleon and Hitler lost the first two. Maybe third times the charm

@wojciechgoab9313

24 күн бұрын

well, no matter how you look at it, Moscow was captured before Napoleon and Hitler in 1610 ;)

Remember people civilians aren’t bound by the Geneva Conventions on militaries are

@KittenKaboodle404

3 ай бұрын

We call it the "Geneva check list" round these parts baby!

@orioncrawford9618

3 ай бұрын

That how mercenary are free

@PsychoMoFoGaming

3 ай бұрын

​​@@KittenKaboodle404where i come from we call them the "Geneva Soft-Recommendations"

@leolordful

3 ай бұрын

@PsychoMoFoGaming Really? In Idaho we just call it a bucket list.

@MavrikUSMC

3 ай бұрын

Not protected by it either.

"We sunk 3 ships, THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE! Edit: Why is this my most liked comment

@prestonjones1653

3 ай бұрын

It was eight boats!

@emeryduhgamer

3 ай бұрын

To be fair I feel like it’s France they should be worried about, because France has the largest confirmed victories record out of ANY country in the world, with England second, and America third.

@Supernidoboss

3 ай бұрын

To be fair France and Britain also were in the most wars😅

@stingerjohnny9951

3 ай бұрын

@@Supernidoboss Bingo, so the stats are a BIT skewed XD

@Dual2212

3 ай бұрын

​@emeryduhgamer not to mention they also a record for what they do to nations after they've beaten them

“Hans, get ze panzer!”

Canadians be like: lost in hockey=1 war crime

I really love how Canada being responsible for most of the Geneva convention is becoming common knowledge!

@_skriblz_223

3 ай бұрын

We all need new ways to get our aggression out.

@Kroomist

3 ай бұрын

Listen we need to get our aggression out some how

@drmadjdsadjadi

3 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean the Geneva Checklist? After all if it isn’t on the list, it ain’t a war crime until Canada does it!

@candaistopor1114

2 ай бұрын

When the sorry stops the war crimes starts

@titanictnt7476

2 ай бұрын

Let's see if we'll get another Geneva Convention this year.

Russia: We will fight everyone! Switzerland: Good idea. Let me hold your gold for you while you do that.

@Dr_Talllad

3 ай бұрын

Nah. Russia would try to fight Switzerland but the Swiss would be like, "Fuck nah bruh!" And then kick their asses all the way back to Russia.😂

@concor10

3 ай бұрын

@@Dr_Talllad that's if you get through the swiss mountains of doom. Theyve been playing dwarf fortress since the 1700s

@hurricaneace143

3 ай бұрын

​@@concor10 Switzerland I'd quite literally the safest country to live in WW3😂

@KatCat__05

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dr_TallladBold of you to assume the Swiss would kick them only back to russia, I reckon they'd atleast half the country while theyre at it

@DeezPluychik

2 ай бұрын

@@Dr_Talllad in your dreams.

Geneva Suggestions. Full Canadian.

Canada: “I’m about to stop saying soorry”

Germany: for 80 years we have kept that part of us locked up and swore to be better. AND NOW YOU MAKE US OPEN THAT BOX AGAIN?

@Benji_The_Hedgehog

3 ай бұрын

It's time for the Russians to shower

@stingerjohnny9951

3 ай бұрын

Russians do love to poke the bear…

@newgamerboy7815

3 ай бұрын

​@@Benji_The_Hedgehoghehehehehehehe

@R3TR0221

3 ай бұрын

​@Benji_The_Hedgehog I think Poland have a few of the old showers in a basement somewhere. Old German engineering though for some reason.

@UNITMFNHQ

2 ай бұрын

@@Benji_The_Hedgehog ok u win

Canada has never committed a war crime, it isn’t a war crime the first time

@Grounders10

3 ай бұрын

We are a perfectly law-abiding people. Not our fault the law didn't keep up with the times.

@shanedaley6236

3 ай бұрын

Is this why you always say sorry and what happens if you stop saying sorry

@LegitUsername85

3 ай бұрын

I was honestly just about to comment this🤣

@CTGH0ST

3 ай бұрын

EVEN WE MARINES ARE SCARED OF CANADA! Y'all did some crazy shit In the world wars!

@TheSleepingWendigo

3 ай бұрын

Canada didn't take prisoners if I recall correctly they baited the enemy in with food only to bomb them

Germany want to even the score 😂😂😂

Man's German voice just sounds like medic tf2

@chicopridebean368

5 күн бұрын

Finally someone says it!

Germany: accidentally invades Poland out of habit 😂

@shadow__bubby

2 ай бұрын

It's Germany's addiction

@christopherspringer2764

2 ай бұрын

Germany: marches into Poland only to combine forces and then into Scandinavia for the same reason. Russia and all of her Commie marionettes are done for, LOL!

@matasa7463

2 ай бұрын

I mean, they'll have to do the staging somewhere before they head on in...

@drtidrow

2 ай бұрын

Poland is turning into a European version of Texas, so is decidedly dangerous to attack these days...

@ered203

2 ай бұрын

lol

The allies from ww2: "first time as an ally?" Germany: "Ja.."

@BluBarron

2 ай бұрын

Japan: yep, I picked the wrong team last game. 😂😂😂

@rameaseshaw3245

2 ай бұрын

Not yup. Jaaaa

@WW2_Timeline_Animator141

2 ай бұрын

@@rameaseshaw3245 lol I actually speak German dont know why I didnt do that!

@alienorcatsim4136

2 ай бұрын

As a French, i glad to see you by my side for once Germany (and Japan)

@WW2_Timeline_Animator141

2 ай бұрын

@@alienorcatsim4136 as a German, I'm glad to have some baguettes for once!

America's courage got me grinning like a maniac. And Germany was the cherry on top. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Now you know it's real.

@Freakcheeks

22 күн бұрын

What is America gonna do bruh? Trans their kids?

Lol Germany had me dead

Japan so happy to see Germany “ Good to see you old friend” while everyone panics

@Hoadorfer

3 ай бұрын

Meine alten Freunde

@kirstenlandgraf5541

3 ай бұрын

This original is so true, like for real I'm laughing my butt off over here! (I have been born in Germany and know what the end of the short is about, so....😂)

@R3TR0221

3 ай бұрын

@@Hoadorfer kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4x8lbODotufaLg.html&ab_channel=TheMarches09

@Madisongarner-sherwood2000

3 ай бұрын

Brits are just like Germany Japan you two are staying far away from eachother

@wilheommaucher

2 ай бұрын

​@@Hoadorferein deutscher Kollege!

🇩🇪: "3rd times the charm, buddy. And this time, WE ain't even THE ONE, WHO STARTED IT."

@AtalanKaarlo

3 ай бұрын

Germany didint start ww1 :/

@demonfox132

3 ай бұрын

@@AtalanKaarlo meh. Doesn't matter to me. We lost both. 😶

@matthewdavis6741

3 ай бұрын

Germany didn’t start WWI either.

@baumulrich

2 ай бұрын

and this time we're not losing it. time to assert some claims out east again

@matthewdavis6741

2 ай бұрын

@@baumulrich “THIS TIME we won’t lose a world war”- famous words of Germans

Australia unleashing the “animals”

Finland: Sweden, BRING ME THE SNIPER RIFLE

@Valkimus

3 ай бұрын

Idk if sweden would WANT to be in or related to wars unless they HAVE to

@Thatonedrummer2000

3 ай бұрын

Simo hayha bouta be coming out of his grave

@vincentriverdavis6269

3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah. Sounds. About right

@Aredel

3 ай бұрын

@@Valkimus They're in NATO, and they're one of the largest manufacturers of anti-tank weapons in the world. They haven't been doing bath salts like Poland or Finland, but they're ready.

@Valkimus

3 ай бұрын

@@Aredel defense aint offense 🔫

“It’s not waterboarding if you use diesel” -Canada

@nsr-ints

2 ай бұрын

Maple syrup boarding.

@khalidshubbar6911

2 ай бұрын

I'm scared to know the context. 😱

@rameaseshaw3245

2 ай бұрын

Or a pillow.

@SmithNLesson

2 ай бұрын

@@khalidshubbar6911no context just truth. Although a Scotsman did get confirmed kills on planes with a longbow.

@Dr.HouseMD

2 ай бұрын

JFC 😂😂😂😂

You've got so much personality and flexibility with your accents and speach! Good job dude!!

“blimey! guess we gotta get our colonies back”

Germany: "Let's get Italy in on this, we're bringing the gang back, with some old enemies alongside us, too!"

@nikolaskrofta1652

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@josephperez2004

2 ай бұрын

WWIII: Old Allies and New Ones.

@ethanfassler-md1rg

2 ай бұрын

This sounds amazing

@Darasilverdragon

2 ай бұрын

@@josephperez2004 "An axis of allies"

@panachevitz

2 ай бұрын

They're not just getting the band back together, they are getting the original members, the dudes from the cover band, AND getting guest appearances!

"You want to start an Empire? You're talking to the experts." *British tea drinking noises intensifies*

@Justkidding12904

3 ай бұрын

BRITAINIA

@Madisongarner-sherwood2000

3 ай бұрын

Britain must unite as one of the 3 countries in the world who needs a filingdales Millatery base

@crystal_ackerman3727

3 ай бұрын

​@@Madisongarner-sherwood2000 what are you even saying.

@dahammm

3 ай бұрын

*SLURPS LOUDLY*

@limeyyvr92

3 ай бұрын

Yes

Bro this was genius

Canada be like: grab the canned food bud

Poland: We're not war criminals. Yet. *Sabaton kicks in*

@cleverfoxseer7023

3 ай бұрын

Just don't ask which nationality were personal of concentration camps.

@PrairieWolff

3 ай бұрын

​@@cleverfoxseer7023 Personnelly I doncare

@staanislaw

2 ай бұрын

@@cleverfoxseer7023 Germans duh any polish were traitors

@Mastercio

2 ай бұрын

@@cleverfoxseer7023 Well... yeah 99% were German.

@Warriorbob-im5py

Ай бұрын

It’s only a war crime if you lose

Germany: Did you really think we wouldn't make it a Trilogy?

@DrollestDuck88

2 ай бұрын

ROFL

@Eileen139

2 ай бұрын

u rnt gonna start this one i hope ...

@averagejosh6699

Ай бұрын

But they’re already 2-0 down. Even if they wound up winning the third they’d still lose the series.

@Magne_Starkson

Ай бұрын

Ja und vergesst nicht in jedem Krieg waren wir Nummer 1

Germany: remembers what they walked into there room to do

Everyone's gangster until the Germans start rocking the Hugo Boss.

Canadian here, we don't commit war crimes, we just invent new ones.

@DrollestDuck88

2 ай бұрын

we also make lists longer... and forget the "sorry" because it's war...

@zarielzevor1879

2 ай бұрын

It's not a war crime the first time

Canada: Time to check my list of geneva suggestions. Germant: We were half way down on chemical weapons.

@rai-tube34youtube

3 ай бұрын

geneva convention? more like geneva suggestion

@noobpuncher8571

3 ай бұрын

The Geneva Checklist needs updating! Germany: I got you, homie.

@ethanbrandt8617

3 ай бұрын

No no no, you're doing it all wrong. It's not the Geneva Conventions *or* the Geneva Suggestions... It's the Geneva Checklist. 👁👄👁

@pascalpodszus8091

3 ай бұрын

Just because ve did it ze last time, doesn't mean ve do it again.. zat obviously i mean😊

@B_RodXXVII

3 ай бұрын

@@noobpuncher8571Canada is the reason for most of them.

Bros got Hitler's reboot card 🤣

Canada is gonna stop saying sorry

I’m German and I haven’t seen any kind of military ads in my entire life until a few months ago. Now you can’t turn your head without seeing one. We are ready

@Jan-mi5qm

3 ай бұрын

Ah yes I can confirm, there are military adds everywhere.

@Kylar195

3 ай бұрын

I live in the north east of germany and I didn´t saw a military ad in the last 20 years, except the youtube ad.

@kanraheiwajima7872

3 ай бұрын

Germans are kindly, friendly and supportive. And if some noisy neighbor causes Ruhestörung, there are done, in the most inhumane way possible. Also, Hallo Japan, good to see you old friend!

@jcarp8471

3 ай бұрын

This is the scariest comment I have seen in months!

@gamingforever9121

3 ай бұрын

War is coming swiftly, the borders closing in.

"Third times the charm" 💀

That line from Japan about finishing up the experiments from the 40s goes so fucking hard

Showed this to my very German uncle. He damn near peed he was laughing so hard. Then he got really serious and said, "Don't show your Aunt."

@manuelakimmel8273

3 ай бұрын

That checks out

@chalkopirate

3 ай бұрын

Yep

@MultiMachinegunner

3 ай бұрын

Reminded me of the grandma who forgot what year it was😂😂

I would like to point out that Canadians don't commit war crimes. We find creative ways to circumvent war crimes forcing the Geneva accords to be revised.

@tateranus4365

2 ай бұрын

the geneva conventions of 1918, 1919 and 1920 were basically laundry lists of what the Canadians did in ww1... the Canadians are second only to the Gurkhas, but then again those lunatics (I mean that in the best way possible) were so badass even the japanese were terrified of them, one time 3 Gurkhas were surrounded by 300 japanese troops, they ended up killing dozens of japs and the rest retreated, what is even more crazy is that a direct decendant of one of those 3 also managed to single handedly kill an entire cell of terrorists.

Remember, it's only a war crime if you lose. Don't lose, Canada.

The canadien one was funny 🤣 actually all of them

Japan: Mitsubishi? Your request to add mecha to our self defense force has been approved.

@Foxxie0kun

3 ай бұрын

I absolutely fear what Japanese ingenuity and technology could do to the future of war if they had an unlimited budget and big incentives to innovate.

@nromk

3 ай бұрын

Did you forget that China and North Korea exist?

*smiles in Australian* "load the spider trebuchets, ready the crocodile cannons, prep the emu soldiers, attach blades to the boomerangs, prepare the vegemite poison"

@itztimg

3 ай бұрын

"And get those kangaroos in the ring for practice!"

@mikkelstergaard6218

3 ай бұрын

Isn't that just normal vegemite for anyone not from Australia?

@Yo_Fish

3 ай бұрын

@@mikkelstergaard6218 no...

@GrainneSheridan

3 ай бұрын

Dude no, the emus are a biological weapon. We don’t need world war emu.

@kylemardon8160

3 ай бұрын

Emus

Mexico: alright, time to recruit the cartel and help from Spain

You nearly made me disturb the nachtruhe with that one🤣🤣

Australia: “send in the birds.”

@SageLending

2 ай бұрын

If they can't handle the dropbears, they definitely can't handle the emus.

@gordo_n0

2 ай бұрын

Them spiders gonna send everyone running

@davidgodwin8359

2 ай бұрын

mre's will have a 4 and 20, a litre tommy sauce and a slab of vb

@CatYah00

2 ай бұрын

You know music he used?

@Creetur

2 ай бұрын

Do not fight a war against emus. It is a very bad idea

Let’s be honest Canada is a country full of those teachers that everyone loves but is scared to death of when they get angry

@harrygarrish6307

3 ай бұрын

When I first heard this news I was terrified then I remembered Americans dropped 2 portable suns just to prove they would be willing to

@MuzerlinaV

3 ай бұрын

They sound like my kind of people. (Did I mention that I am a teacher? 😏)

@drbanana8778

3 ай бұрын

It’s true. Maple syrup and war crimes. A great combination, eh?

@ecernosoft3096

3 ай бұрын

Oh yes. I had a teacher like that- Mr. Karapas- he’s a silly guy and loves to mess around and make jokes BUT one day someone pushed him to his limit. He goes over there; grabs their assignment, and tears it to shreds. That sure taught him a lesson. Thankfully he hadn’t started it yet 😂

@plushyblue1626

3 ай бұрын

​@harrygarrish6307 Actually they dropped the 2 nukes because japan wouldn't back down and more people would have died on both sides Statistically

"Vee arr so bachhh" 👁️ 👁️

Ive watched this TOO many times AND i STILL cant tell weather canada said hocky or hunting😂😂😂❤❤❤

“Somebody call Volkswagen, cause we are so back.” That line is both horrifying and hilarious at the same time 😂

@matej_miniafro2314

3 ай бұрын

Agree 😂

@Vaderpey

3 ай бұрын

Germany be like Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestion

@trysten9198

3 ай бұрын

@@Vaderpeyyou may want to look into what Canada was up to during the world wars they where one of the reasons the Geneva conventions was even written

@blazingtexan6228

3 ай бұрын

Not to mention we were built off wars 😂

@epicallyeverything1872

3 ай бұрын

I find it funny that he mentions VW. They actually used VW to fund their war.

USA: "Ready to show why they don't have free healthcare" is real af 😭

@user-gs7dk6xs5t

2 ай бұрын

as an American i can confirm this

@alanwiggins47

2 ай бұрын

It does come in handy

@Crimson0047

2 ай бұрын

Trust me, if they could make the Machines seen in ULTRAKILL, THEY WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT

@TinyGuy_Is_Cool

2 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I feel bad for you guys not having free health care, us Canadians do have free health care but at a cost of it sucking ass, and hospitals being over booked and under staffed.

@rameaseshaw3245

2 ай бұрын

@@TinyGuy_Is_Cool THIS GUYS THIS IS THE COST OF FREE HEALTHCARE

As a Canadian I approve this message

This video made my German heritage very proud

Canada: There's a reason you don't mess with the "nice quiet kid"

@jacksonlewis8712

2 ай бұрын

HEHEHE IM NIT MENTALLY INSANE Y-YOU ARE HAHAHAHAHA *starts pulling out every weapon in existence*

@elishuster5943

2 ай бұрын

you think Canada is bad, just wait till the Swiss get involved

@thewafflegamer6152

2 ай бұрын

You going to war with us eh? Well, *I will see that we are NOT going to be sorry.*

@tankythemagnorite9855

2 ай бұрын

I'm aboot to stop saying sorry

@ch4z_bucks

2 ай бұрын

You're looking a little hungry eh. Keep an eye out for our food air drops eh 😏

Japan saying "Good to see you again old friend" in this short has *SO* much weight to it that such a simple greeting became so god damn badass, I fucking love it!! =D

@shadowofhawk55

3 ай бұрын

America - the very hyper lethal team lead France - the quirky but good meaning member Japan - the redeemed villain from season 1 Canada - The morally questionable anti hero played by a really funny actor so no one minds Germany - Straight Up villain who was never redeemed yet hangs out with the heroes

@BlowBow2

3 ай бұрын

@@shadowofhawk55 Japan wasn't season 1, it was season 2.

@R3TR0221

3 ай бұрын

Japan finally has a reason to reinstate unit 731

@e.rajmon3431

2 ай бұрын

​@@shadowofhawk55 You might want to flip Germany and Japan.

@shadowofhawk55

2 ай бұрын

@@e.rajmon3431 No. just cause militarily Germany broke doesn’t mean it’s not causing a lot of problems for everyone. Japan got turned into America’s waifu