I wonder how many people will get angry even though I stated this video is a joke? Also this video was inspired by a certain Soundsmith

@Rackaiii

3 жыл бұрын

Its like russian roulette, lets see what happens

@supercow2391

3 жыл бұрын

1 Person apparently

@diegoizaguirre3452

3 жыл бұрын

Now talk about calamity

@seeskabel4561

3 жыл бұрын

I always hear how do you know

@VlidOnTheLead

3 жыл бұрын

Peddler's hat

Golem is the type of guy to open a space station window to get fresh air.

@NotCon

3 жыл бұрын

Golden

@I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotCon oops. Thx for the correction.

@jordanzazulak4375

3 жыл бұрын

Type of guy to take off the scuba gear because it was making it harder for him to breath

@diananer

3 жыл бұрын

Madness combat 12 when lmao

@I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but

3 жыл бұрын

@@diananer In 500 years.

Golem's face looks like he's been holding an absolutely nuclear fart in for decades

@planetearth8044

3 жыл бұрын

Ok this made me laugh.

@pokinoi._.5520

3 жыл бұрын

The kid who ate beans

@radishjuice1934

3 жыл бұрын

so does the thing in your profile picture

@deantwills2328

3 жыл бұрын

W h e e z e

@tylerspivey8353

3 жыл бұрын

@@radishjuice1934 xbox default profile pic dude you cant be hating on that

When I was doing a summoner playthrough, I accidentally spawned golem. I was able to: Summon all my minions Sort out my inventory Destroy any leftover traps Organise and drink my potions Light up the arena Kill leftover lizhards All while only getting hit by him once

@komonota83

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like all villains in a Power Ranger show. While they each take turns powering up, the villains just sit there.

@pesansn

Жыл бұрын

You still got hit by him?

@flamegamingx4717

Жыл бұрын

i mean, i killed him first try, but honestly he is hard to dodge compelety, I do get near death when I do fight him...but still decently easy.

@FadeScratch

Жыл бұрын

cap

@frtnac2948

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue

Golem is the type of guy to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

@calisimple

Жыл бұрын

lol

Golem is the only boss in the game, that tries to kill itself rather than player.

@djfoxbeebuffstuff2243

3 жыл бұрын

ive never heard that joke also duke fishron does an amazin job of givin loot

@cancerguy5435

3 жыл бұрын

@@djfoxbeebuffstuff2243 because I've made it just now.

@talenspear3028

3 жыл бұрын

i havent gotten their yet what do you mean

@russianbot5302

3 жыл бұрын

@Billy Bob I got the seedler from plantera and massacred golem lol

@atotalsecret1024

3 жыл бұрын

Golem is the only boss that can't go through walls one way or another. What a noob.

Golem is the videogame equivalent of going to take a math exam you have been preparing for all week and discovering it is actually absurdly easy and you wasted hours of your time

@noahwennekes8568

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when you’re not meelee and can already get almost all your endgame gear before him lol

@bruschetta7711

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahwennekes8568 you just need the Dungeon for Mage

@alicewagner8410

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahwennekes8568 I kill golem in 53 secs due to the ZEINTH

@theguywhoasked9224

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I prepared so much to fight him and realized I can kill him with the eye of Cthulhu some minor regen

@zweihander00

3 жыл бұрын

Yea bro happened to me a lot i always over study for an a exam

I like how he says "Just dash" in a battle against the Eye, using the shield of cthulhu.

@icypenguin5159

Жыл бұрын

I know

@icypenguin5159

Жыл бұрын

@mlg noob i k r

@briishcabbage568

Жыл бұрын

i mean, you COULD use hooks.

@nico.8678

7 ай бұрын

@@briishcabbage568thats not really dashing

@briishcabbage568

7 ай бұрын

@@nico.8678 yeah but it's kinda similar

The real reason why golem is so easy is because the lizhards made him out of clay instead of lizhard blocks to save materials.

@UndyingSlayer2014

Жыл бұрын

Nice😂

Golem is literally just an interactive cutscene.

@kdb0705

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, a fast travel cutscene

@benniecube2334

3 жыл бұрын

2:03

@white_mochi

2 жыл бұрын

@@benniecube2334 GOD DA-

@lizardwithinternet1314

2 жыл бұрын

The hard part of golem is the temple is more of a threat.

@kvan6142

2 жыл бұрын

you can make him 4x to 5x as easy just by actuating 3 blocks

Standing still is more entertaining than fighting Golem

@Dboy394

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why I stood still during the golem fight, still ended up winning

@kirberburgy2073

3 жыл бұрын

You must like stealth rogue then

@dirtgrub1469

3 жыл бұрын

I actually enjoy golem cuz he punch and explode, so lots of positive feedback

@jonesbones67714

3 жыл бұрын

that's a lie and you know it

@potatosama771

3 жыл бұрын

golem bad, wof yes

I always heard the Lunitic Cultist saying "You will rule no more" kinda talking about how you've killed more and more bosses to get to this point.

@Just_C4t_3091

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it as "I'm the oreo god", goofy line if it was real

@OopsATypo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Just_C4t_3091 I heard similar, I always thought it was "When the oreo dawn", or "In the rodeo dawn"

@Marloweemery2013

2 жыл бұрын

@@OopsATypo "In the Rodeo Dawn... Sounds ACTUALLY TRUE!"

@bendyPlushProductions

2 жыл бұрын

The lunitic cultist is saying eader "you will go" or "your world will go" at least that's what I think

@lilmanslush6402

2 жыл бұрын

This makes the most sense to me.

Normal mode eye of Cthulhu: I'm the first boss, I'll go easy on the kid. Expert mode eye of Cthulhu: NO MERCY, DO OR DIE, KILL OR BE KILLED.

@user-qb7bs7cy1m

6 ай бұрын

That pretty much sums it up

Golem would probably cancel a doctors appointment because he was sick.

@basedkid42

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he would

@hallowenpig8003

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh depending on the doctor’s appointment that would actually too smart for golem

@enaz_i841

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Golem is the type who says “you too” after the cashier ask “would you like a receipt?”

@steveishere8808

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think there was something worse and more awkward than saying that in response to “enjoy your meal”, but you found it.

@trollingfriend7355

2 жыл бұрын

@@steveishere8808 this. I keep doing this so many times.

@10cloxxer24

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe I am… golem

“You can avoid the attacks by simply avoiding the ouchies” made me laugh way harder than it shoulda

@youraverageintrovert1990

Жыл бұрын

"Use the long, long forgotten technique of avoiding the ouchies" -Gamechamp3000, whenever tf the video was made

Golem is the type of guy to say “Yes” when someone asks him “How are you?”

@robocatssj3theofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Golem is the type of guy to say Terraria is 2D Minecraft.

@Wilmer-.

2 жыл бұрын

@@robocatssj3theofficial Golem is the type of guy to say Fall Guys is just 3D Amongus.

@robocatssj3theofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wilmer-. Golem is the type of guy to say Trove is just a Minecraft mod.

@robertplanas6064

2 жыл бұрын

I'm like Golem then

@skyral4137

Жыл бұрын

Are you saying golem is socially inept

Golem is that guy who will put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept.

@damilitary2289

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh

@stratogames2194

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not dumb ok

@palululu0034

3 жыл бұрын

Copied bruh, i always seen this comment at yt short so shut up

@redadabloom-rdb4575

3 жыл бұрын

@@palululu0034 lmao they didnt make the joke either its a joke thats the point

@santhebanned211

3 жыл бұрын

@@damilitary2289 me 2

Golem feels like he'd warm up ice cream and be surprised that it melted

@JustaFloatingEye

3 жыл бұрын

I died.

@Toast642_Archives

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE THIS GUY SOME LOVE, THIS JOKE WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XD

@stratogames2194

3 жыл бұрын

Man I didn’t know how many people would mention my name!

Golem is the type of guy to bring a gun to a knife fight but lose anyways

The lunatic cultist is saying: "I'm an oreo god."

@angelogargamel7067

3 жыл бұрын

I hear gold instead of god

@Quadingly

3 жыл бұрын

it just sounds like he's asking me, "How do you know"

@knox832

3 жыл бұрын

"I know your mom" is what he's saying

@percyxluna

3 жыл бұрын

*i know your mom*

@lilchris6974

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying "the more you know"

You guys actually hear things from the Lunatic Cultist? All I hear is "om nom nom" :loading:

@aggressivebungee

3 жыл бұрын

We all know the cultist is the best chef around... That or heavy team fortress 2

@meepinson4538

3 жыл бұрын

heavy tf2

@Somedude48

3 жыл бұрын

He says "The More You Know"

@spacesky5725

3 жыл бұрын

I Always hear: "I know your mom" or "I will rule you all"

@APSTP

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacesky5725 lmaoo

Golem seems like the kind of guy to wiggle his fingers and say “Don’t mind if I do” every time he sees a box of donuts

@spazmatism_69

Жыл бұрын

IM GIGGLING

Golem is the kind of guy who would open the door to let the Wi-Fi come in

"The empress of light" "The destroyer of laptops"

@TheTrukx4lyfe

3 жыл бұрын

Empress of light is secretly a flashlight

@hipixen7953

3 жыл бұрын

bro whyd you write the same thing twice

@pickle3929

3 жыл бұрын

No I think that's discord on light mode

@Toast642_Archives

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I play 1.3 my friend

@kysroul

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

POV: scrolling down to see the roast comments about golem

@Maniac-oj6wn

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@boomeronet7888

3 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@thestateofyum6991

3 жыл бұрын

very accurate.

@structure_void8507

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@konn3787

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

Accidently spawning golem is like accidentally inviting someone you dont like to a party, but then realizing you can just make fun of said person with your friends.

Golem doesn't need a punchline, he _is_ the punchline.

@itsnarroblox

Жыл бұрын

Literally His punch is on a line

Golem was originally intended to be "Brown Slime" but because red liked him so much, he decided to turn him into a boss *Ege Nogay*

@RecordAnalog

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@starkey16

3 жыл бұрын

Oh kool

@rohankadank9274

3 жыл бұрын

Oh kool dude

@Tf2_Update

3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@tachankagods2626

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tf2_Update oh right thanks for reminding me to change it

The golem is simply a mini boss that bribed the devs into making him look like an actual boss.

@staringgasmask

Жыл бұрын

Incan gold, red's biggest weakness

@BainRainShmain

Жыл бұрын

So The Soul Of Golem Just Bribed The Devs Into Making Him Look Like A Boss?

@IIISuperLinkII

Жыл бұрын

Golem has enough health and armor to be a boss and OP drops

@scryptic843

Жыл бұрын

except hes not rich

@daSun3338

Жыл бұрын

Yeahh, just chesse it with vampire knives lmfao

golem is the type of guy to have the water running in the shower and get a towel and be surprised that he's still wet

Somehow the normal lihzahrd enemies manage to be harder to beat than golem himself

The cultist is actually saying “There will be an inevitable end” in their chanting language, which has bits of Latin in it.

@takibread8915

3 жыл бұрын

cool

@weeduscleetus1641

3 жыл бұрын

@@takibread8915 *g o l m*

@ProfLongbeard

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Meepinacan, very cool!

@Uvixxx

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said: " The more you know"

@hudsonlester9096

3 жыл бұрын

wow

"You can avoid the attacks by simply avoiding the ouchies" *Loading screen tips be like*

@Leo-db4sl

Жыл бұрын

Loading screen tips 101

@TeamMeunierYT

Жыл бұрын

"Press jump to jump. :)"

@catey_kizz

Жыл бұрын

ye

@carissaguild9808

Жыл бұрын

Pro tip: jump

@donnalenecumabatch1660

Жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard to this

Waiter: Enjoy your meal sir! Golem: You too! This is the most accurate representation of golem

1:57 The dungeon guardian is the right one The Skeletron is the left one How to find the difference: By looking at the textures of the bones Skeletron having darker bone color While Dungeon Guardian having brighter one Or just look at the jaw

@thenyan3095

2 жыл бұрын

You’re too smart for this wold

@Acefdiamonds

Жыл бұрын

I don't see the jaw difference but I see the color

@sebastiancoar1991

Жыл бұрын

@ArthurTheSnowpiercerFan. He forgot to mention, that the dungeon guardian can one hit kill the player and very easily too.

@R-Thuristic

Жыл бұрын

@@sebastiancoar1991 i was talking about the different on their skin and not how to kill and their damage-

@sebastiancoar1991

Жыл бұрын

@@R-Thuristic I know, I was just replying that he stated how Skeletron was a pushover, but made no mention of how much of a pain the dungeon guardian was, if a player decided to skip the Skeletron fight. I mean the dungeon guardian made some of the endgame bosses look weak.

golem takes the same approach as you, jumps around and spams the same stuff, trys to dodge you when he's low

@peanutkoa7912

2 жыл бұрын

I never realized that

@Dibdab9303

2 жыл бұрын

Only difference is that you can actually kill people

@Me-io3wg

2 жыл бұрын

You speak the truth

@botondzoltannagy8849

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's pretty cool boss.

@spiralspark8523

2 жыл бұрын

The difference is plot armour 😐

gollem is that one kid who acts tough and then gets slapped instantly

@FFrosteh

3 жыл бұрын

slapped by a slap hand?

@hometimemayhem928

3 жыл бұрын

@@FFrosteh yes, and died after 1 hit

@afckingwizard6628

3 жыл бұрын

@@hometimemayhem928 that's cringe bro

@dripstone9065

3 жыл бұрын

golem is that kid who watchs tick tock

@afckingwizard6628

3 жыл бұрын

stone stones tick tok is my worst nightmare IT FUCKING STEALING KZread VIDEO STUFF

I honestly just love the Empress of Light, for the reason she just looks adorable... while she has a shotgun and 5 shanks behind her back. Anywho, I decided "huh, I oughta draw her! One more Terraria rep on the team!" *...then when I looked her up for an image reference that wasn't flying with the intent of murder, I was not okay with what I saw.*

@cutestcreeper569

Жыл бұрын

Her design is made in such a way that innocent fan art with no intentions can still count as rule 34.

@RagingRaijin75

Жыл бұрын

​@cutest creeper agreed and I HATE THAT SHIT!

@mohamedhamis853

11 ай бұрын

@@cutestcreeper569 Sadly, that's how the internet works. Literally come up with any female character (I'll be using Nintendo's princess Peach as an example), and then 5 minutes later, there's sexual fanart all over the place. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SEXUAL?!

@jellykirby2278

10 ай бұрын

"It can't be that bad". It was indeed that bad

@TeamMeunierYT

10 ай бұрын

@@jellykirby2278 FR, dude. XD

To me it sounds like the Cultist is saying "The more you know" which is an accurate line knowing the countless people who unknowingly just summoned a boss.

@gurruvio8149

4 ай бұрын

i heard that too i never heard anyone else say thats what they hear but no one asks anyone that

“Golem’s AI was made with hyrogliphics” yeah we can tell

Fighting Golem is like fighting Eater of worlds, but you have the Sunfury

@enternamehere

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@kyron6145

2 жыл бұрын

The duel of the pfp's

@OutdatedPlayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyron6145 duel?

@ReneeGrasso

2 жыл бұрын

@@OutdatedPlayer *Y o u d a r e c h a l l e n g e m e ?*

@hamyes5691

2 жыл бұрын

Why are there so many bruhify pfps

Golem is one of the most bosses in Terraria, He deals damage, He definetly moves, He has health, And his attacks can be dodged

Golem is that boss where having copper armour and a normal mace can be considered over preparing

@CoolGuyFolder_YT

5 ай бұрын

No

@Meowlegend7

3 ай бұрын

No

Golem is like that one kid who forgets where his backpack is even though it's on his back

@crowman5610

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie, I was that kid

@past_the_event_horizon

2 жыл бұрын

@@crowman5610 Same :|

@marlinismosquito

2 жыл бұрын

@@crowman5610 or like... when you are looking for the sunglasses and you are wearing them... that gets to me :,(

@Swordwrathgaming

2 жыл бұрын

Bosses:hehe i kill you Godmode:no u

@steveishere8808

2 жыл бұрын

@@marlinismosquito “When you’re looking for your sunglasses and you’re wearing them” HEY!!! You didn’t have to call me out so badly!

Golem is the Diavolo of terraria, infinite death.

@Anigeek1246

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference nice

@renren2591

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@thepython1835

3 жыл бұрын

Ger go brrr

@davidandreigepoleo1759

3 жыл бұрын

When I started playing terraria, it took me a month until killing that thing

@davidandreigepoleo1759

3 жыл бұрын

When I started playing terraria, it took me a month until killing that thing

Major props for the hat in time music. I’ve been obsessed with it lately and hearing in other non dedicated hat in time videos is always a treat

@Glorgleshmorg

Жыл бұрын

How is there always something to remind of that blessed game every time I forget about it

I literally died to Golem 3 times in a row but killed plantera on my first try and farmed her multiple times without having any trouble. I genuinely cant tell if i suck or not

@davematthew1908

2 жыл бұрын

I have the answer. You are high.

@cogbait

2 жыл бұрын

You were trying to beat golem so hard that you died

@kelvin.cruz4

2 жыл бұрын

I can only give the advice to prepare the arena, then if you die, Yes you are bad, I tríed to kill the golem just like that, and all the serpent and lizard guys destroyed me

@NimsHell

2 жыл бұрын

@@kelvin.cruz4 I mean I did manage to *I was just saying that for some reason it took me longer to beat him* thanks tho

@kelvin.cruz4

2 жыл бұрын

@@NimsHell xD

6:22 “the more you know 💫”

@darkblaze66_86

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture as well I see?

@MothGodSpectreDXIX

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@mariofeds1101

3 жыл бұрын

ah no no no

@Minironsterr

3 жыл бұрын

thats what i always hear lmao

@hutch6763

3 жыл бұрын

Well I hear I know ur mom

and yet i cant kill any of em

@aggressivebungee

3 жыл бұрын

Who said you had to kill them? Maybe the Eye of Cthulhu will open up to you if you take it out for some nice food?

@Rackaiii

3 жыл бұрын

@@aggressivebungee Well id have to get it to half health for it to eat anything

@TomiTheSmhGuy

3 жыл бұрын

relatable

@shashlik7959

3 жыл бұрын

Moon lords the only one I had to cheese and they got rid of that cheese, well kinda

@Mahhi_1

3 жыл бұрын

@@aggressivebungee Terraria pacifist play through

Golem is so easy that I legit made a entire trap for him for fun and not even worry about dying.

The Golem is like a post-plantera King Slime , but has arms and can shoot lazers.

Golem: I'm ready for the truth. Lizhards: We made you out of clay and cardboard instead of lizhard brick. *Sad golem noises*

@CyrreniumYT

2 жыл бұрын

:0

@ortherner

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@topcatgaming2678

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is that it would actually make sense

@elias.t

2 жыл бұрын

"We built him wrong on purpose. As a joke."

@davematthew1908

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I've seen this one. What do you mean you've seen it it's brand new.

I’ve always heard the cultist say “The more you know” after a shit post and I can never unhear it

@TheSnowm

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you now

@Im_a_tornado_44

3 жыл бұрын

Same 👍

@Cabinzguy

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t unhear it now

@Ecco_The_Dolphin

3 жыл бұрын

What have you done...

@angeldude101

3 жыл бұрын

I actually heard this exact version just when watching this video.

When the cultist first spawns in, he says “I warned you now”, when he dies it’s just… “NOOOOOOO”

6:10 He says "How did you know?" And "I'll kill you" slowed down

"the eater of worlds is the worm boss" Calamity: Do you have even the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?"

@notveryartificial4486

3 жыл бұрын

How many worm bosses Calamity adds? Four, I think, compared to two in vanilla Also those are mostly kinda interesting(Aquatic scourge is not in my opinion, but others are good(desert Scourge May seem stupid, but it is really fun and interesting for a first boss of the mod) No, perforators are not three separate worm bosses, and even aren't one worm boss. It is kinda interesting fight though, and the music makes me think of "when Doom music kicks in" jokes xD

@weirdmansamuraioflegend1238

3 жыл бұрын

@@notveryartificial4486 its a joke...

@notveryartificial4486

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdmansamuraioflegend1238 OK then, seems like I need more of that "sleep"... thing... Yeah

@weirdmansamuraioflegend1238

3 жыл бұрын

@@notveryartificial4486 yes sleep like megumin

@notveryartificial4486

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdmansamuraioflegend1238 but why did you even mention Megumin? Is she related to sleep in any way?

Eye of Cuthulu - *Rushes towards Aggressive Bungee* Bungee - *Uses Shield of Cuthulu to prove that you just have to dodge the "ouchies"* Eye of Cuthulu - You weren't supposed to do that"

@notveryartificial4486

3 жыл бұрын

You still can run in one direction and avoid his attacks, but you will now need some winged boots and a chuggy vial of green liquid

@boomeronet7888

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody had an aneurysm reading this comment

@JustaFloatingEye

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed you weren't.

@herbfollower5165

3 жыл бұрын

YES YOUR THE ONE

Golem is the type of guy to lead plantera out of the jungle, and not know it makes her faster

@izzys_cringey

Жыл бұрын

This was you on the first play through wasn’t it, she hurt you didn’t she

@danolantern6030

9 ай бұрын

Golem the kinda guy to try and mine a Plantera Bulb before Recall Potion out of the jungle thinking it’ll make things better

Fighting Token is like playing against a beginner, but you are the hardest version of every boss combined.

A very easy way to make golem harder is making his fists unkillable. He punches faster and faster the less health he has, on death's door he becomes jotaro.

@DashBolt

2 жыл бұрын

*7 Page Muda intensifies*

@johnsmith-fy8jo

2 жыл бұрын

I lost my first golem fight because I was using the grenade launcher and he punched right when I shot so I blew myself up. Lol

@Ormanian

2 жыл бұрын

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@thetexc

2 жыл бұрын

So, for the worthy?

@mushuroo8305

2 жыл бұрын

@@DashBolt yesh

Golem seems like he would say someone's name and ask them their name completely unironicly

@stratogames2194

3 жыл бұрын

Ya ur name is This boi tho Wait what’s your name again!?

@Babzeed

3 жыл бұрын

@MUHAMMAD AIMAN YAZEEN BIN ABDULLAH Moe lol samee

@nevan2201

2 жыл бұрын

@@stratogames2194 no, its like "ay brian, what's yo name?"

@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3

2 жыл бұрын

Ayy sus tone telephone what's your yt account's name

@sealboi9666

2 жыл бұрын

"Hey Timmy what was your name again?"

6:32 he says "i rule your dog!"

3:43 I find the Zagreus photoshop infinitely funnier than the others, on the sole basis that the colors of his eyes (which are mismatched) actually line up with the colors of the Twins' eyes.

Me: can i touch your nose? Lunatic Cultist: I T O L D Y O U N O.

@failtronic2646

3 жыл бұрын

I like "T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W." better.

@lejioh641

3 жыл бұрын

@@failtronic2646 ye

@dragoljubobucinski7985

3 жыл бұрын

i hear it as "how did you know" or "the worthy will know", kinda a mix of those two lmao

@megamankujo8890

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragoljubobucinski7985 the worthy will know..... Really fitting considering the moon lord is the final boss

@Cringemoment4045

3 жыл бұрын

*does it anyway*

Empress of Light: "Waiter! There's a Touhou in my Terraria!"

@jakememegod6488

3 жыл бұрын

Aw man, it even has rainbows! Can I get a normal terraria please!

@ValtenBG

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakememegod6488 Why? EoL is what Terraria needed. Real challenge. Duke Fishron? He is joke. All you need to do is jupm like Super Mario. Moon Lord? Put long asphalt path and you are ready. Nighttime EoL? Fun but mix between Moon Lord and Duke Fishron. But daytime EoL is real challenge. One mistake and you are dead.

@jakememegod6488

3 жыл бұрын

@@ValtenBG I only said that for the bit. Being perfectly honest, I'm waiting for the update to console. I'm broke and don't have the money for Terraria on pc.

@jakememegod6488

3 жыл бұрын

@@ValtenBG Not to mention, I'm a massive fan of Touhou. I have all of the games and really love the challenge. SA is my favorite, but EOSD has most of my fav characters. I do not have the newest one though.

@ValtenBG

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakememegod6488 I hope you have fun. And remember Duke Fishron's place is in Super Mario.

Golem is the type of guy who asks dumb questions like: “If light is the fastest object in the world, how come the darkness got there first?”

Golem is the one boss that decided to easy on you, he's such a nice guy.

Golem is the kind of guy that would poor the milk, then the cereal, and then remember that he was supposed to have a bowl

@dduuty

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@beanapprentice1687

Жыл бұрын

Good one lol

@cobaltphantommm

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@aaronzaharias9110

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Golems description: "Caveman find big rock man, big rock man shoot laser! Caveman hungry, caveman hit rock man with gun. Caveman win with no effort."

@Fennetic

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of cringe worthy

@Fennetic

3 жыл бұрын

@BaconGacha·600 years ago well this isn't the first time i've been warned... But unfortunately my love for terraria can't fathom this disgusting *"joke"*

@Fennetic

3 жыл бұрын

@BaconGacha you are a legend and legends never die. (◡ ω ◡)

@Quadingly

3 жыл бұрын

Communism is a philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of a communist society, namely a socioeconomic order structured upon the ideas of common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money and the state.

@Fennetic

3 жыл бұрын

*OUR* _INTENSIFIES_

golem is the equivalent of psyching yourself up to do a hard test, getting nervous and hoping you'll complete it, then you just have to solve 1 + 1

"How though are ya?" "I beat Golem in Terraria..." "Mhmm...." "Without laughing at how easy it was." "Ri-right this way, sir. "

slime with crown eye with big queen of bees sans Oh its big brain time moonlord's tentacles If the guide did steroids Slime that flys The weekest Mech A Prostetic eye Mettaton sans A plant that got sick of getting eaten so it eats you An Iron golem But weeker A giant fish A giant butterfly A cult leader A man with eyes on his hands Oh and I forgot A crab that is named marco

@hil5912

3 жыл бұрын

*weaker

@zarnageous

3 жыл бұрын

@@hil5912 uncultured

@someonehungarian9002

3 жыл бұрын

That makes it sound like terraria has the weakest bosses heres my version: The king of slimes who was capable of killing a trained ninja A sea demons eye A bee that managed to make a hive the size of a house A huge skeleton capable of casting curses The brain of a giant demonic sea monster A giant worm capanle of eating worlds A wall of solid unstoppable flesh A huge slime capable of flying A ruler of light capable of breaking the strongest materials An even bigger worm which is atleasth 10 times more powerful A giant sea monsters 2 mechanically enhanched eye A huge metal skeleton with flametrowhers, chainswas and more A venomous plant which is 2 times bigger than you A giant robot with rockets A shark wich is 3 times bigger than you and able to create tornados The leader of a cult which has the power of satan 4 pillars of absolute destraction And a literal god the cultist were worshipping Plus a bonus: a skeleton head which is almost impossible to kill and is so strong it tears trough any material

@hex3948

3 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Shleymovich haha funny crab 😂😂😂😂😂

@fishingcashgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Why isn't EoL Moth with Lamp?

Golem is that kid who thinks he has bragging rights because he beat someone in a race by 2 seconds in the first grade

@thezombieonyourlawn3023

3 жыл бұрын

But only cos the other kid tripped on a rock

@wizardbacon6863

2 жыл бұрын

Can I have bragging rights because I lunatic 1CCed a Touhou game?

@DrUnfunny

2 жыл бұрын

@@wizardbacon6863 No, because TouHou is bad.

@reisenudongeininaba5197

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrUnfunny you are absolutely incorrect

@DrUnfunny

2 жыл бұрын

@@reisenudongeininaba5197It's called an opinion, and in my opinion TouHou is awful.

The only reason why I like most bosses in Terraria is because of their music I really like how Plantera has their own separate music that no other boss has it really brings originality to that boss

Golem would pop the hot air balloon because he thinks it's funny to breath helium and talk

I thought the cultist said “the more you know” when you summon them.

@bradneyguevara4174

2 жыл бұрын

I hate this comment so much, I truly do, you just ruined my entire life. I will never be the same

@frostninja9140

2 жыл бұрын

i kinda sounds like he sayd “know the lord” since he’s trying to summon the moon lord

@dukman9904

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it as I will mow your lawn

@bradneyguevara4174

2 жыл бұрын

@@dukman9904 thats even worse lol

@theprez7022

2 жыл бұрын

i think he says "I know your mom"

"No, we all know why people like plantera, it's the-" *PLANTERA'S THEME INTENSIVES*

@__________________________MARK

2 жыл бұрын

teacher: you cant write videos. Snakeparty:

@ThePugwashh

2 жыл бұрын

Planteras theme is better then rock music and that’s a fact

@the_funky_wandrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePugwashh It’s a true fact that cannot be denied

@aneevang9386

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised you aren’t making fun of golem

@synthetic_creature

2 жыл бұрын

@@aneevang9386 plantera was making sure golems temple was locked away because it didnt want anyone to have to listen to that trash music it calls its theme and the lame old cultist has that theme too

The lunatic cultist OBVIOUSLY says “I mow your lawn” smh

6:30 to be fair, he was using the snow cannon.

“What other enemy can say they have a dude in pajamas inside them?” *See, this statement has me questioning the king slimes sexuality*

@Babzeed

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak

3 жыл бұрын

See, this comment is why the internet is my favorite place, right next to hell and my torture chamber

@STB4G

2 жыл бұрын

Queen slime

@CyrreniumYT

2 жыл бұрын

:| same

@laspy9915

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes?

golem is the type of guy who would microwave icecream

@benro6564

Жыл бұрын

Huh? I microwave ice cream to soften it when it's out of the freezer. A toaster would be a funnier one

4:57 I'm not slandering Golem, i'm slandering this room design I mean, there's a time out chair in the left corner of the arena. What is this, kindergarten?

The legit definition of golem is testing DPS

i always thought the lunatic cultist was saying "I warn you now" like to let the player know that fighting him is gonna cause some wild stuff to happen.

@loganbolger3316

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he was saying winguardium leviosa

@loganbolger3316

2 жыл бұрын

*Harry potter reference

@baker261

2 жыл бұрын

i thought he was saying "How would you know...."

@ortherner

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he said “I am your god.” But “I’m the oreo god” is a lot funnier.

@derrickkai7808

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like “the more you know”

Golem is the type of guy to say “let’s dig in” when he’s about to eat

eye of cthulu: player punch bag brain of cthulu: "that thing... **Knockback** it scares me... Eater of Worlds: shadow clone jutsu Skeletron: You expect a robot but, it's just me! Floating skull with hands! Queen bee: *"I'll fuck you up if we're outside"* King Slime: nobody cares about him Wall of Flesh: "bro you've killed your guide for the 100th time... stop..." Queen Slime: addicted to bath water Empress of Light: *"I'll fuck you up if it's daytime."* Plantera: *"I'll fuck you up if we're outside version 2.0"* Mechanical Bosses: basically just upgraded transformers type of shit Duke Fishron: *can't spawn at all bcs it takes hours to find a single ass truffle worm* Golem: player punch bag version 2.0 Lunatic Cultist: gets his friends killed every time, man's just wanna hang out. Celestial Pillars: they look like half cut p*nis Moon Lord: *"BRO STOP KILLING ME, YOU AIN'T GETTING YOUR STARWRATH."*

Golem seems like that one kid who looks up and down before crossing the street

"This guy right here.." "this is the worst boss in the game ad: mmm smoress

@gdaccount1047

3 жыл бұрын

i got a reeses ad lmao

@thetopazdragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@gdaccount1047 I got an ad for a shitty mobile game

@yotsuyuyagiyama2443

2 жыл бұрын

I got DC comics Hershey bars 😩

@TheDeformedEevee

2 жыл бұрын

I got a banking ad

@AdvocateForCats5642

2 жыл бұрын

I got a salsa ad...

I'm more confused as to how your friend got 998 prismatic lacewings, but for some reason only 10 gelatin crystals. Also, the only use for sparkle slime balloons is to get the Diva Slime. That's literally the only other thing besides creeping people out

Describing Golem. "I mean, what do you want me to say? It's a moving rock. *cuts to Fargo's Eternity mode* There's a mod that turns him into sans though."

And then there’s the event bosses and console bosses just decaying into obscurity because nobody can say mourning wood with a straight face

@zacharyframe1916

3 жыл бұрын

RIP ocram though i hope it makes a comaback

@ezrahaskard3527

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyframe1916 dude fuck i used to play on a version with ocram as the final boss but i never got to him

@slenderman7597

3 жыл бұрын

lepus drops my favourite item in the game

@simonoliversille7713

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@lily91109

3 жыл бұрын

rip lepus i fucking hated you

Golem is literally such an easy boss that I made his pronouns was/were after one death after playing Terraria for the first time.

@past_the_event_horizon

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@conquestanddeath4406

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@resilientempath5052

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@StarNeverDoes

2 жыл бұрын

Was was a very easy boss.

@sankalp2520

2 жыл бұрын

more like he/was.

Golem is the type of guy to ask for an eraser because he isn’t bothered to get it out of his pencil case

Fun Fact! The Eater Of Worlds is confirmed to actually be a Centipede by the Terraria/DC Comics Crossover. It can also speak.

i accidently spawned golem when I wasnt prepared , i killed him and farmed him 5 times lol

@red_again

2 жыл бұрын

accidental win

@Me-io3wg

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@skipthefox4858

2 жыл бұрын

Task failed successfully

@Wojtek1250XD

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile me who had a Terra blade on my first Golem fight lol

@BreadBreadBreaddd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wojtek1250XD sad that I didn't have terrablade , i had bad rng and I didn't have a single broken hero sword

To me, the lunatic cultist sounds like hes saying: "The more you know"

@its_dark_in_here

3 жыл бұрын

I know, man!

@theblueincineroar6905

3 жыл бұрын

*ding ding ding drrring*

@Babzeed

3 жыл бұрын

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌟

@sprayd9169

2 жыл бұрын

Because after you kill him you now know your world is covered with annoying pillar mobs

@thegamingpeanut8864

2 жыл бұрын

@@sprayd9169 damn u right

That Moon Lord jab felt like a punch to the weewee. You wound me, sir.

As a terrarian who loves plantera, your reason to why I like her is 100% accurate.

@plantera5542

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyyyyy

@BLICKYMOUSECOD

2 жыл бұрын

Planter as is the best boss

@axoloto5629

2 жыл бұрын

Is single-handedly the worst boss just because it takes five years to find a bulb

@terramarc

2 жыл бұрын

@@axoloto5629 just use tedit to hack bulbs in lol

@MechaneX

Жыл бұрын

​@@axoloto5629 J U S T D O S O M E T H I N G E L S E I N W O R L D L I K E B U I L D I N G O R A F K you'll find the bulb in no time Edit 1.4.4 made that a bulb will instantly appear when you kill The 3 mech bosses for the first time

Lunatic cultist says “The More You Know” CLEARLY REFERENCING THAT STAR MOUNT

@spacesky5725

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

@flyingduck91

3 жыл бұрын

the lunatic cultist was introduced in 1.3 and the star mount was in 1.4

@notseki404

3 жыл бұрын

@@flyingduck91 Joke ----------> You

@gigachad3960

3 жыл бұрын

@Durpy face r/whooooosh

@oneosix106decena

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad3960 no r/wooosh you