Hey Britain, stop making huge decisions in wildly irresponsible ways without thinking through the consequences, that's America's thing.

@couragekarnga8735

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, look how well that worked over here. The UK was supposed to be the voice of reason.

@shadowedspartan3237

5 жыл бұрын

"This dark lord has twisted and manipulated your mind, until you became the very thing you swore to destroy."

@LeviathanTamer31

5 жыл бұрын

No no no, that was the UN and EU's job. America and Britain's thing is to be the country that manages to occasionally get idiots in power who think that every other nation in the world is wrong and that means that monumental decisions should be made that play on almost entirely made up fears.

@razorwireclouds5708

5 жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 when? i don't recall Britain being responsible or particularly bright in the past 200 years...at all.

@sdgdhpmbp

5 жыл бұрын

The current America is a direct relative of Britain, most likely its rebellious child, so Britain is only staying true to its heritage. Except when Britain is irresponsible, it's ironically on a larger scale than America, even today.

*Britain is Confused!* *Britain hurt itself in its own confusion!*

@dawatcherz

5 жыл бұрын

tey want to be free from the eu idiocracy, from those unelected drunk anti-democracy fools.

@pluckybellhop66

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@rehmanarshad1848

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@haythamkenway8675

5 жыл бұрын

@@dawatcherz You don't know what you're talking about

@haythamkenway8675

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't Britain but 17 million manipulated people in a country of 66 million

That clip of the "Love Island" girls discussing brexit was the epitome of "A little confused but she's got the spirit"

@heathergustar638

3 жыл бұрын

How do you keep a blonde in suspense

@MrArk1265

3 жыл бұрын

@@heathergustar638 risk their credit card usages

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144

3 жыл бұрын

You know what? You've got a point there.

@Dan55888

3 жыл бұрын

It is the epitome of stupid pretty people

@Avernacus

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say it was more absolute morons with literal apple sauce for brains try to have a conversation...wtf is this world.

Boris Johnson dodging away from policy questions on a bicycle is one of the most British political scandals ever

@user-yv2cz8oj1k

2 жыл бұрын

Or hiding in a fridge.

@yay-depression

Жыл бұрын

oh this aged like milk

@johnoss3987

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, before I'd seen the clip, if you had verbally described it to me and asked if it was either something A) from Monty Python, B) Alan Partridge or C) an actual fucking thing having happened, I know which answer I'd pick the last...

@sarangistudent8614

Ай бұрын

BRING BACK TRUSS 🤪

“I’m part way through the 585 page agreement.” “Noooo...who are you?”

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

I wish more people read it

@NJ-wb1cz

5 жыл бұрын

@@DaveWraptastic why? what difference does it make? You do realize how much it will cost overall? People hire politicians to save time to do this sort of thing for them.

@Lloyd2112DT

5 жыл бұрын

@@NJ-wb1cz And the politicians hire interns to read the things they're voting on for them.

@swanky_yuropean7514

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lloyd2112DT So the unpaid interns are actually the masterminds who run the world. It's kind of humbling and scary at the same time if you think about it.

@matekochkoch

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lloyd2112DT Trump uses Fox-News

All of this could have been avoided if you had just elected me, Lord Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the United Kingdom... #BucketheadForBritain

@Tony78454

5 жыл бұрын

I wish i was British sometimes

@keerthankrishnan

5 жыл бұрын

Interested in becoming the President of the US? You'd have my vote!

@ink-T

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, I'd vote for you sir, Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the UK. But, sadley Im from New England in the US

@alberum8442

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, you libetard communist globalists can say whatever you want, but the idea of destroying Birmingham and making a spaceport is one of the best ideas of this century. PROVE ME WRONG!

@sarbotheparrot4052

5 жыл бұрын

Alber Un all in good time

"...on March 29th, when the UK is officially said to leave the EU." Yeah... About that...

@renatocorvaro6924

4 жыл бұрын

I think the plan at this point is to ignore it and hope it goes away

@m0nkEz

4 жыл бұрын

@@renatocorvaro6924 I'm pretty sure most of parliament is just stalling until someone comes up with a solution that allows them to stay in the EU.

@stamatiamichelaki5008

4 жыл бұрын

2019 and you are still in the EU.

@djphlange

4 жыл бұрын

hey, march 29th could be in any year lol

@thegrayyernaut

4 жыл бұрын

@@renatocorvaro6924 Just like how we deal with mental issues and our jobs xD

John Oliver: I'll tell you why Boris can't answer any serious questions, he doesn't have any answers... UK: we should make this guy Prime Minister.....

@beng.5067

2 жыл бұрын

@Kaleb Kurian wasn’t that a cult leader?

@beng.5067

2 жыл бұрын

@Kaleb Kurian Okay, so A) that’s whataboutism. So get bent. B) Einstein being a cunt doesn’t discredit his scientific theories. That’s how science works. However, a cult leader is clearly going to have a wildly different world-view than literally every other person ever. Especially since he’s already inclined to autocratic tendencies. Y’know, being a CULT LEADER.

@maxence2915

2 жыл бұрын

@Kaleb Kurian lmao that s the definition of an autocratie when there is just one closed group of people being able to access power. Being "smart" doesn t mean making good decision. You world view is really awful

@beng.5067

2 жыл бұрын

@Kaleb Kurian okay, so the States have a two party system. Which isn’t how most countries operate. Because it’s bad. But it’s better than tyranny. And just because someone wants to be an autocrat doesn’t mean they’re smart, of good hearted. In fact, it almost entirely excludes the latter. So I don’t get your point

We Dutch people want to thank the British for all those companies that are putting their HQ in Amsterdam now!

@johnny_eth

5 жыл бұрын

The germans from Frankfurt thank equally.

@cros13

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks from Dublin too! Bank of America HQ, Standard & Poors HQ and €190Bn in Barclay's assets last week alone.

@amsterdam9290

5 жыл бұрын

😎💖

@georgplaz

5 жыл бұрын

@The Godless please troll somewhere else

@flubadubdubthegreat1272

5 жыл бұрын

You're welcome, ya bloody vultures feeding off the carcass of my country

We in America would like to tell Britain how unutterably stupid they're being, but the glass house we built in 2016 has such a nice view, it would be a shame to start flinging stones around.

@shi1425

5 жыл бұрын

ignorance.... you think bigger government is better... how do you reconcile that opinion with common sense?

@Frank-wf6iw

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line and is falling apart

@antred11

5 жыл бұрын

@@Frank-wf6iw "Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line" It punishes those that violate the rules EVERYBODY agreed to when they entered. "and is falling apart" Bullshit.

@extrams0

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the good ol ' "well, it isn't perfect, so of course I rather run away and punch myself in the balls then help fix it" logic. To quote John: "Dope".

@joergenmaster7530

5 жыл бұрын

You sir won the internets today!! have an upvote good chap

“Will I have to worry about having medicine in a few months?” *laughs in american*

@DeeJayFM

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughter slowly transitions to crying*

@karensmith6074

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😁😁😀😀😄😄😅😅😢😢😞😖😩

@joaquincassagnetezcurra5875

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *laughs in Argentine immigrant living in Canada with full citizenship & nationality*

@khaitranngoc4176

4 жыл бұрын

*sweats intensifies

@NonameWriter

4 жыл бұрын

*Pandemic hits* 😭😭😩

I loved the dazed "who are you?" after the dude said he was halfway through reading the agreement. 😆

@sumairb9978

Жыл бұрын

*w h o a r e y o u*

British accents will never sound intelligent to you again after watching that reality show.... lol

@urduib

5 жыл бұрын

Wee need a conversation on free speech after that clip, Is it really a good idea 😂

@kittaylor5752

5 жыл бұрын

Love Island or Gogglebox? Both are packed with morons, but Gogglebox is a bit more self aware. Love Island makes me ashamed to be British. Unfortunately, a lot of my country-fellows are stupid and watch that shit.

@datalphalion

5 жыл бұрын

*C h E e S e ?*

@Widdekuu91

5 жыл бұрын

@@kittaylor5752 To be honest, every country has that stuff. We had 'Oh Oh cherso' and 'Zon zuipen ziekenhuis' and 'hotter than my daughter' and to be fair, they had to dig déép to find the truly trashy ones in our tiny country (and since we're all about the slogan; ' *act normal!* ', I'm guessing many neighbours have already shamed trashy ones back into proper clothing) but nevertheless, it's dissapointing to see the amount of people that act like animals and not humans. p.s. I'm from the Netherlands.

@le_th_

5 жыл бұрын

@@kittaylor5752 Don't feel bad. We have the same type of morons in the US who watch similarly embarrassing "reality" TV shows. Every country has its emotionally mature people and its emotionally immature people, and everything in between. That's just the way it is. The only people who should be ashamed are the producers. They're the ones creating that overly histrionic nonsense.

"Brexit [....] It's going to be A SHITSHOW." Lord Buckethead, 2017.

@listigerlurch4340

5 жыл бұрын

All hail to Lord Buckethead!

@BigT.Larrity

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Buckethead would have been a far better PM than Theresa May. That's not a joke, I'm dead serious.

@madman19931612

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigT.Larrity Oh it's a joke alright doesn't make it any less true thoug

@joeearley6467

5 жыл бұрын

All hail!

@lnsflare1

5 жыл бұрын

That's what it said on the mug, Mary.

It's really nice to watch a country make a mess and have it not be America.

@DKTeddyBear

Жыл бұрын

Sadly this, I'm afraid Australia I hear also, the Taiwan and Ukraine makes it all a combined shit cake that will along with climate change and of course the ever growing shit pile that is USA become a BOMB OF SHIT the world will sadly ALL see... Sadly it's inevitable it seems, all these years of peace means there will be the next generations that takes it all for granted, and starts hating other people again, meaning again there will be war... Maybe not in the same way as the 2 World Wars, but for sure just as devastating... Because it will be like slowly turning up the heat on a frog until it's boiling alive without noticing... We will just become worse and worse and that will become more and more normal and just a fact of life ... Or we will have an official World War 3... Or a much bigger than the World Wars combined, leaving humanity basically having to start over... Or we will just destroy ourselves with disease or other natural disasters, as always hitting the poor and those in need of help the hardest... There is also the possibility of us learning from something that will be the breaking point later on, but then we will inevitably do it again in 100-200 years time again...

@fluffymustdienow

Жыл бұрын

Amen!

@tiyas5378

Жыл бұрын

Genuinely one of the biggest reasons I watch John Oliver is to soothe my soul by watching countries other than India cock shit up.

@FlexedNoose

Жыл бұрын

Well everyone has messes, it’s just us that do it more prominently and consistently

@claracalifornia

Жыл бұрын

. If you get pleasure from somebody else’s demise it just pisses off somebody.

UK wants to leave EU because UK does not like the ways Brussel telling UK what to do. Guess what UK? Scotland also does not like the ways London telling Scotland what to do. Therefore UK, be ready to face Scotland passing the next independence referendum since UK just showed Scotland when there is a problem within a union, do not resolve the problem but leave the union.

@timesnewlogan2032

4 жыл бұрын

Chien Yang And Johnson’s plan is to build a bridge between Scotland and North Ireland. Scotland is going to secede, and North Ireland will likely follow suit.

@skimshady510

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the UK absolutely won't be allowing Scotland to get a new referendum now. The Conservatives were dismayed that the independence referendum happened the first time - under the current conditions, they're so desperate they'd place Scotland under martial law before they allowed another referendum.

@chiensyang

3 жыл бұрын

@@skimshady510, If this is the case, they are hypocrite.

@slynthehedgehog8061

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, that would be fair.

@Teralek

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiensyang hypocrite is Britain middle name: Great Hypocrite Britain

"I lost a grand father in the first world war, I lost an uncle in the second world war and we survived..." Well...but your grand father and your uncle didn't, unfortunately...

@Souleater787

3 жыл бұрын

No no he actually lost them. They're still wandering in a field somewhere I reckon

@Kittsim

3 жыл бұрын

@@Souleater787 damnit pappi got lost in the corn again. Get the *gun*

@Souleater787

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kittsim gotta rout that sunovabitch 'fore he gets us

@heathergustar638

3 жыл бұрын

Very good Mr bond

@heathergustar638

3 жыл бұрын

@@Souleater787 near amiens

"I didn't think about the business side" - Every Brexit voter.

@NathanLyng

5 жыл бұрын

"I didn't think" -Every Brexit voter.

@FF-ob7wl

5 жыл бұрын

fuck you

@xxnetherxx1

5 жыл бұрын

Sad no one ever.

@soulcleaner3578

5 жыл бұрын

@OpenComments JFGariepy What was so bad about being in the EU

@loganrenfrow2544

4 жыл бұрын

@@FF-ob7wl Why are you so upset?

John Oliver’s impressions of OTHER people’s British accents are truly fantastic

@jemert96

2 жыл бұрын

The dude with the glasses is the most British looking dude I've ever seen

@jordanwhite352

6 ай бұрын

​@@jemert96Which one?

Watching this in March 2021 - and almost all the worst things that are potentialities in this segment are exactly what is happening now. Fishermen, their businesses gutted. Importers, exporters, gutted. Because they didn't have the paperwork processes right, goods are not allowed into the EU.Regular businesses that sold and sourced mostly within the EU , going out of business or have taken the huge expense to uproot and move to the EU. Corporate HQs moving to EU cities. Brits already living in the EU are giving up their citizenship for EU member country's citizenship. And it is just getting started since it was only official on Jan 4. All because they wanted to have their supremacy and ideas of their old kingdom back, where they could take, take take and never have to share. I only feel bad for those who voted remain . Just like the rest of us who didn't vote for that Orange Obscenity had to suffer because if what the supremacist idiots in this country did.

@user-yv2cz8oj1k

2 жыл бұрын

Watching this in May 2022 - you ain't seen nothing yet.

@lynneborrie-belcher895

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-yv2cz8oj1k Watching/commenting on May 17th, 2022 and I'm sorry to say that you should look out too!😆😪😮‍💨

@jamman7094

Жыл бұрын

Well Said

@use_alt_love_287

Жыл бұрын

++++

@jaungiga

Жыл бұрын

Here we are in September 2022 and the UK is now the 6th largest economy in the world after India overtook it and became the 5th

America: "Our country is in the gutter because a bunch of stupid people voted for something idiotic." UK: "Hold my tea...."

@karsten69

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be vary of letting America hold my tea since that one time they threw it into the ocean.

@rgwak

5 жыл бұрын

@@karsten69 Well played, mate, well played!

@rgwak

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinn1692 Clinton was bad. But *nowhere even close* to the level of idiocy that is the t'rump presidency. Dude is a joke.

@kutlumzrak2689

5 жыл бұрын

Brits have even less to whine than the Americans, since americans are locked into a corrupt 2 party system fueled by money, but brits have a ( somewhat) functioning multi party parliament.

@ChickenPermissionOG

5 жыл бұрын

Eu needs britain more than the other way round.

Dragonfruit's produce code is 3040, to any Kroger cashiers at 6 pm on a rainy Sunday.

@VORTEX___

5 жыл бұрын

life saver

@Jokerthief7

5 жыл бұрын

@@VORTEX___ Like the candy?

@Awesometrax

5 жыл бұрын

As a longtime grocery store cashier I can confirm.

@darkkat5930

5 жыл бұрын

That code should be good at any grocery store in the states.

@Awesometrax

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkkat5930 Canada as well.

Time for part IV!

@tomsonrk

2 ай бұрын

yep

John Oliver: “They’ll be confused about it and It will be all their fault”, Thats Brexit in a Nutshell🤣🤣🤣

@chrispham8705

3 жыл бұрын

A taste of his own medicine. Jeff Dunham’s Completely Unrehearsed Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special premieres Friday, November 27, at 8/7c on Comedy Central.

"I'm just quoting what I saw on a mug, Mary" is my go-to line now.

@eddgrs9193

5 жыл бұрын

This is pure gold. I'm at work right now and I don't have Android studio installed, but someone should make a mug-quote-generator app right now ! :)

Best movie sequel: Brexit 3 and this time... there is no more cheese

@kobethecruz8262

5 жыл бұрын

Lost My Sanity trilogy*

@brandonayong7656

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheWandererQueen117 yes we might MILK it a little too much but our CHEESY comments is NOT YOUR buisness and arguring with us is a MOO point . ( Milk - Cheesy - Nachos - Cow )

@konigstiger3252

5 жыл бұрын

Here we go again. The British choose national sovereignty but dumb ass May is a globalist Sellout. Every country is fine with WTO rules, so can UK. This liberal clown literally said people should not have power for self determination. Instead should just let an all powerful government make decisions for them. Talk about undermining democracy.

@ashenwuss1651

5 жыл бұрын

Lost! I love seeing you here from time to time

@charlieni645

5 жыл бұрын

There's only salt and vinegar.

"Find a fiancee for us to ferociously judge." Can't tell if this aged like wine or milk.

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

American: "Everything just sounds so much more sophisticated and intelligent in an English accent!" Me: "Oh you sweet summer child ... " presents Love Island clip with dramatic flourish

@piedpiper1172

17 күн бұрын

To be fair, Love Island UK is much more sophisticated and posh than the disaster that is Love Island US. As an American, our Love Island episodes are one of our top… 15 national shames.

0:35 I feel like watching that Love Island clip made me loose IQ points.

@AzureKite

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have had that many in the first place if you can't spell "lose"

@Graatand

5 жыл бұрын

@Azure Kite, does insulting people over a typo make you feel good, do you do it out of grim sense of duty to the English language, or do you just do it kind of automatically without thinking too much about it?

@veevoir

5 жыл бұрын

@@AzureKite Well.. it was written *after* seeing the clip.

@warnpassion

5 жыл бұрын

veevoir Seems legit.

@Nowolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@Graatand clearly, a fan of love island that was made defensive.

I can't wait for part 4 now that Johnson is going to be PM.

@omar911marly

4 жыл бұрын

James Endicott 😂😂😂

@StoutShako

4 жыл бұрын

You called it lmao

@finnsweeney406

4 жыл бұрын

I like..to paint buses

@justinowens2077

4 жыл бұрын

I just can’t wait for the EU to finally refuse to give them another extension

@lilbrothaaa

4 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be a shit show!

I've just realized, it's Stephen Fry delivering the Churchilian speech!

@SaraWolffs

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking it was either him or Brian Blessed. Same accent, I think, but Brian has the more exuberant voice.

@Iomar1975

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaraWolffs No I'm confuzed. I was positive it was Stephen Fry, but now that you mention Blessed i'm not that confident any more. On an unrelated note, 0:54 "So that does mean we won't have any cheese?". Oh boy.

@kostiaalyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iomar1975 It really is Stephen Fry, Oliver mentioned that on Twitter.

@eileene.5870

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was John Lithgow doing his "The Crown" Churchill accent 🤷🏻‍♀️

We need an update from John about how Brexit is playing out. And about the borders.

"Britain is basically Pompeii if the Pompeii had voted for the volcano" ... I'm DEAD! :p

@hossainmdjihadturjo4495

5 жыл бұрын

So is everyone in Pompeii.

@nikodll

5 жыл бұрын

Explode the mountain!!!

@jilliansmith7123

5 жыл бұрын

Gita Wibisono: America is basically Pompeii if the Pompeiians had voted for the T-rump volcano. Yup. And the shitstorm isn't over yet. Why don't we reelect the fucker and find out how bad he can screw us up?

@grindorblackout1986

5 жыл бұрын

@@hossainmdjihadturjo4495 Too soon

@torstenhermsen5589

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare yourself for postbrexit.

The level of discourse among those girls gives you a good understanding of how much people understand brexit and other complex socio-economic issues

@mscbijles1256

5 жыл бұрын

But thankfully (and maybe surprisingly) also shows that people WANT others to deal with difficult stuff for them. Unless some dopey gets them all riled up and angry about something they possibly don't even have to be angry about.

@BigbrotherMK

5 жыл бұрын

@Zack Smith More correctly whole World in a nutshell

@singami465

5 жыл бұрын

How Oliver sees Brexit*.

@marcelwindpassinger5572

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, because these girls surely are the best the "Leave" side has to offer. And you people lap it up... 😂

@Nemesis-pe7mw

2 жыл бұрын

Well I'd say it shows you how big of an idiot most people are...

'They voted for Brexit specifically to keep Britain white and that vote started a 7 year chain of dominoes that has now lead directly to an Indian Prime Minister' - Trevor Noah, Daily Show

@Ian-mj4pt

Ай бұрын

They got conned by the Tories and mates because it is about Tax dodgers I'm the EU. So they fleeced the country and all gone missing living it large while we all suffer.

@JoshSweetvale

23 күн бұрын

You can always count on Trevor Noah for the racist take.

The appendix analogy makes a startling amount of sense

EU: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. UK: 'Tis but a scratch. EU: A scratch? Your arm's off! UK: No, it isn't. EU: Well, what's that then? UK: I've had worse. EU: You liar! UK: Come on you pansy!

@mdezzco

5 жыл бұрын

tyskbulle have at you!!!

@checkmate6840

5 жыл бұрын

The Monthy Python and the Holy Grail reference?

@commanderuseless1685

5 жыл бұрын

One problem with this... It should be the UK talking to itself, not the EU. :P

@JeddtheJedi

5 жыл бұрын

Help help I'm being oppressed

@rebeccapresti9650

5 жыл бұрын

@@JeddtheJedi sorry, the knights can't help you.. now if you were sitting on a pile of coconut shells.....😁

Did anyone remind the Brits they cannot colonize any other country for their resources anymore?

@sabrakt

5 жыл бұрын

meligoth Well, Brexiters seem to think that the Commonwealth will be there at their service to keep the British economy floating. So, I guess they still think they're the powerful colonial empire of the Victorian era. They're gonna be disappointed.

@hubbusubbu

5 жыл бұрын

The Brexiters are still in denial, and will always be.

@rjfaber1991

5 жыл бұрын

+hubbusubbu - So are many former remainers. Our brains use denial as a way to deal with trauma, because it's easier to live in a fantasy than to accept the dark reality that a post-Brexit Britain promises...

@Tespri

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that what EU is? German's colonizing whole europe?

@simonp37

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tespri No.

Thus far, the only positive I've seen from Brexit is the solid hour of good material you've gotten out of it.

Oh, Theresa May, I forgot how long ago this shit started...

Thank goodness this show drew attention to the border issue in Northern Ireland. A lot of politicians take the issue too lightly, as if years of discrimination, unnecessary bloodshed and violence didn’t occur here. I’m so happy that John Oliver gave the issue an international platform.

@Mattrix94gaming

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe if the politicians realised that if the Troubles reignite, they become targets, they would start to take the border seriously. But I wouldn't hold my breath.

@418cdygrn

5 жыл бұрын

Why did people shoot and bomb the checkpoints?

@jotabeas22

5 жыл бұрын

@@418cdygrn Not only that. Also civilian targets and police cars and even military vehicles. Northern Ireland is seen as an occupied area, and the way the government treated it didn't help. They want independence from the UK to rejoin Ireland.

@TwelvetreeZ

5 жыл бұрын

All these Tory twats talking about WW2 and how "we lived through that, we'll get through this" - most if them weren't even alive then! And yet they've conveniently forgotten the Troubles, which nearly all of them lived through. The fact they're willing to throw two whole countries under the bus for this half-baked disaster says so much.

@jlr108

5 жыл бұрын

@@jbidwell605 It's David Cameron, but otherwise I totally agree with you.

Self Destruction is the hottest trend wordlwide

@Banzaimastr

5 жыл бұрын

@David Sanchez Thats odd when i go there to visit my family they speak English there...hmmm *waits for something about Muslims invading, and that I have no idea what im talking about without proper research being done, and how it makes him feel. In 3..2..1*

@donnavorce8856

5 жыл бұрын

THE Comment of the year. (At least so far.)

@MPostma72

5 жыл бұрын

@@Banzaimastr You hurt my feelings, therefor nazi 😁😁😁

@willtheprodigy3819

5 жыл бұрын

Brexit is the moral thing to do

@Banzaimastr

5 жыл бұрын

@@MPostma72 LOL i was going with that dude just being a dumbass but goddamn you're dropping the gauntlet on him

I'm addicted to the Love Island clip tbh

@marshallfischer8686

3 жыл бұрын

I know, it's like the British version of clueless

"..untitled Gary Busey project.." 🤣 Kudos, that was inspired.

Me: I should sleep Phone: Knock knock it's John Oliver

@scuevas1

5 жыл бұрын

with guns. and boats. gunboats

@tvremote9394

5 жыл бұрын

Open the show. Stop having it be delayed

On the one hand, I appreciate that one girl on "Love Island" that's actually trying to have a discussion. On the other hand.......... wow.

@thetrustysidekick3013

5 жыл бұрын

It's Love Island, they literally put the dumbest bimbos in the UK on that show.

@qazzaqstan

5 жыл бұрын

Although, had they been the ones to decide whether or not to leave Britain wouldn't be in this mess right now

@JustAnEmptyCageGirl

5 жыл бұрын

In her defense, tho, cheese is a serious matter that must be prioritized. Always!

@gamerguy425

5 жыл бұрын

Having watched IHE's video on it I'm not surprised. It's like the British version of Jersey shore but, even worse.

I was thinking America needed something like gogglebox but then I realize that they just made a business model out of a react channel.

I can see the future textbooks of History in UK saying that they were kicked out Of EU .🤣🤣

"...didn't really think about the business side" of Brexit says the international businessman whose business relies on the EU. This is just like the Trump voter at the nail factory who didn't realize the trade war would actually hurt his factory and potentially cost him his job.

@witnessingobscura952

5 жыл бұрын

Or Midwest farmers who are getting screwed by the president they elected or the idiot middle class republicans who voted for Trump and are now having to pay higher taxes or the stupid Texas land owners who supported Trump and are now having their property ceased to build a boarder wall.

@BreakingBad13

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly ha ha! Cheaper and american metal to make nails? Great! This is easier than trying to actually be a better company ! Oh wait, no one buy our nails now...

@jstarr7506

5 жыл бұрын

@@witnessingobscura952 I'm seeing more in my paycheck since Trump's tax bill.

@RoyCyle

5 жыл бұрын

@@jstarr7506 How's your tax return? lol

@Bourinos02

5 жыл бұрын

OOPSIE!

Where is Lord Buckethead when we need him!?!?!?

@renatocorvaro6924

4 жыл бұрын

At the top of the comments section

I wish that John Oliver would do an update on the current Brexit situation😟

@rickkarsan4491

4 күн бұрын

Brexit is now working Remoaner

Looks like it's time for Brexit IV

bloody hell is he back? He's Back. HE'S BACK! The parrot-face bastard is back! Praise Be.

@willritter4076

5 жыл бұрын

I wasn't prepared for him to be gone for 2 and a half months... I'd be honored if some fellow John Oliver fans who appreciate 80s music would check out my acoustic piano & vocal performances of 80s classic songs on my YT channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, Kenny Loggins, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

@Phil9874

5 жыл бұрын

Praise Be

@dillonbernard6814

5 жыл бұрын

It's rat faced bastard.

@racistbilly55

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phil9874 blessed be the fruit

@Lowkeylie

4 жыл бұрын

dedon 53 You’re all wrong. It’s “Sad Zasu’s Mildly Interesting Explain Train”

The more I look at him the more I realize he was born for the role of Zazu.

@TheSquonkOfPillingerForest

5 жыл бұрын

Ohmygod yes

@stevesteve3940

5 жыл бұрын

A Zazu who had intercourse with a one Mr. Peanut.

@MeesterG

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes xD

@hikermichael9443

5 жыл бұрын

I’m gutting myself with laughter.

@brandonayong7656

5 жыл бұрын

That is Beyond saying ( get it ? Cause she's on there too )

And it all happened as John predicted.🙈 Interesting to watch again 5 yrs later 😅 Greetings from 🇪🇺

@karlbassett8485

Ай бұрын

Eh? Nothing predicted here happened. Boris got a deal, we did leave with the transition period, claims John made, like Nissan leaving didn't happen (Nissan closed a factory in Spain and moved production TO the UK), and medicine? When the pandemic hit the UK did such a far better job than the EU in vaccine procurement and administration that the EU threatened to sue us demanding we give them OUR vaccines. Since Brexit happened the UK economy has grown far faster than Germany and the same as France.

@Ian-mj4pt

Ай бұрын

County fucked by the tories who always blame Labour about the economy. But it turns out they are worse.

The narrow margin that made me like the British Accent was shattered so easily when I heard those girls talk on the reality show.

"Britain is basically Pompeii, if Pompeii had voted for the Volcano" this quote should be in every article/paper/brief/dissertation written about BREXIT from now until the end of days! That or if people want to be a bit positive: Brexit was a victory for Britain, a victory which tastes like mummified chicken Fajitas!! XD

@toyotaprius79

5 жыл бұрын

nah, too dumb but good enough from John. The Dutch newspaper Trouw described Brexit as; “It’s a bit like the crew of the Titanic deciding, by majority vote, that the iceberg really must get out of the way.” The iceberg being the Irish backstop that the DUP and the pro-brexiteer Tories keep on denying any responsibility to.

@ryanjavierortega8513

5 жыл бұрын

toyotaprius79 So you're saying Mr. Oliver simplified the situation in order to make it more humorous to a general audience that doesn't have much of a grasp on the matter?

@Sp4wnEffect

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Ortega yes, I think that's what he's saying, also. The Newspaper he's talking about is a good one. It's an alright source so I'll leave it in the middle.

@Copyright_Infringement

5 жыл бұрын

Brexit is a victory for Britain, no question. After all, it's all about compensating for your neighbors hating you with an elaborate and impractical workaround. What could be more British?

@PiroMunkie

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget it should be on a mug.

I'm now realizing that the British have valley girls too.

@KaiTenSatsuma

5 жыл бұрын

@Jewels Star I think in this case it's more a case of thinking more highly of people in other countries than our own XD

@TimeandMonotony

5 жыл бұрын

@Jewels Star Jesus Christ, who pissed in your corn flakes? It was obviously a joke.

@Flick2223

5 жыл бұрын

@Jewels Star jesus... relax dude... what's got you all bothered

@Janine.Najarian

5 жыл бұрын

@Jewels Star at least we say "paw-sta" right ;)

@mrmyloc

5 жыл бұрын

@Jewels Star.. I think we know which side you're contributing to. Here's a little anagram to give you a hint: "healers"

I'd love a "Brexit IV" episode...

"And once we deliver this mortal wound to ourselves, we will saver the taste of VICTORY!" That's what my brain thinks before flashing back a painful memory that happened 20 years ago

Always wanted to know what Paris Hilton would sound like with a Simon Cowell accent

@ArthurKnight1899

5 жыл бұрын

what? i dont get it

@fynntasticmovienight

5 жыл бұрын

@@ArthurKnight1899 the girls in the love island episode (Blonde girl + British accent = Paris Hilton + Simon Cowell accent)

I voted for the lions eating babies party and now the lions are eating my baby, how did this happen....

@bo12333

5 жыл бұрын

"We're smarter than this!" Narrator: "They were not."

@kayvee256

5 жыл бұрын

I never though the lions would eat _my_ baby!

@MossyMozart

5 жыл бұрын

#Adi V - It's just like here in the US when the woman voted for Trump to get rid of the illegal aliens, but not HER illegal husband! Now her husband is in Mexico while she and her kids remain here broke and she hates Trump.

@murrfeeling

5 жыл бұрын

@@jxy1726 I'm very curious as to how jack emberg lives his deep, enlightened, politics-free life and what he spends his time caring or thinking about.

@Yal_Rathol

5 жыл бұрын

@@jxy1726 why exactly are you on a political video, talking to politically minded people and complaining about politics? do you also scream at the lions for eating meat?

"march 29th" *laughs in 2020*

Britain is Pompeii if Pompeii voted for the volcano. Priceless.

@robinenbernhard

5 жыл бұрын

lol good one

@carktheshark

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Just woke up from my hibernation, don't leave me again John.

@late2647

5 жыл бұрын

@Prithu Oh you're right. Thank you. Let me correct that! To be honest I missed both.

@youraverageimperialguard7932

5 жыл бұрын

Patriot Act was a pretty good substitute for John Oliver.

I honestly thought one of those reality show girls was about to say "So we're American now?"

1 year later: UK still in the EU.

@neoporticulis

3 жыл бұрын

And things, unbelievably, are now much, much worse.

It’s been 84 years..

@abel_underwater

5 жыл бұрын

God pigeon this pleases the N U T

@mouseprotector5081

5 жыл бұрын

@@BuhBuhBoomer cause its a reference to a titanic meme and he fucked up the reference

@abel_underwater

5 жыл бұрын

Boomer he’s a mad lad that’s why lol

@Floedekage

5 жыл бұрын

@@mouseprotector5081 how is it a titanic meme?

@Civ33

5 жыл бұрын

@@Floedekage it is a quote by old rose in the movie when she is reminiscing about when the Titanic sank.

honestly, watching British people commenting on the news in their living rooms is the most funniest thing i've seen all day...bring Gogglebox to Netflix

@Tsuruchi_420

5 жыл бұрын

Netflix? They need to take it to America!

@linusgustafsson2629

5 жыл бұрын

@External Link Is that strapping each viewer with a blindfold and then looking at how dumb they are?

@onkelpappkov2666

5 жыл бұрын

Then again, that was the LWT Editor's Finest selection, only 100% supreme content, no filler. I bet watching unedited footage is boring as shit.

Update September, 2019... Boris Johnson is in a fight having tried to shut parliament so he can have his way. The February prediction of 'we haven't even begun to f$#k ourselves' was prophetic!

@tobybau575

4 жыл бұрын

Right, they UK may not f**k UK only economy which is hard in itself, if both sides go that way like it is at moment to extremists populistic nationalistic s**t they f**k the democracy aspect in their goverment with it.

I'm pretty sure the only time Boris Johnson gave a serious answer was when he cast a curse on the British Isles in the language of Mordor (which I will not speak here).

Where's Lord Buckethead when the UK desperately needs him?

@Tsuruchi_420

5 жыл бұрын

Probably at home laughing at the news and thinking "I told you..."

@JohnSmith_1920

5 жыл бұрын

he is searching local caves for Arthur so they can team up and sort this shit out

@tomosprice8136

5 жыл бұрын

He is the hero this countey needs, but not the one it deserves right now

Would have been funnier if he took the 1946 speech by Churchill in Zurich, advocating for a United States of Europe.

@jackthatmonkey8994

5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps they were sensible and stayed away from ridiculing history that much

@arendr

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's Stephen Fry doing the Churchill impression, btw.

@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634

5 жыл бұрын

Day after the referendum some Briton on tv said that they needed a strong leader like Churchill so he voted leave. I'm not sure how they are related, but Churchill would beat you with his fucking cane for saying something so stupid.

@upsidedownopinion1440

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackthatmonkey8994 My history hurts so bad from this vid

Has been three years since that episode but the North Ireland issue is still not resolved.

We need part IV

When dissolving the empire wasn’t enough so you dissolve the home country as well.

You're just pissed you didn't think of the breunion boy band yourself

@whitetigr8337

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, I'm pissed that even that 4-pack boy has better abs than me. :/

@ms.rstake_1211

5 жыл бұрын

You're already in love, aren't you?

@EduardoCelisQuintanacelquie

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought they would make the ending appearance.

@HPWPAO

5 жыл бұрын

I mean I guess boy bands are popular with certain girls, despite what the general populace thinks about them. \_(>->)_/

@josefstark

5 жыл бұрын

There's still the Backstop Boys with great hits such as "Show Me the Meaning of Leaving EU", "Larger than Leave", and "I don't Know Which Way I Want It".

It’s 2023 and as an American (regrettably) I would love an update from John Oliver and the effects so far of Brexit. Americans, for the most part, can’t see the first hand effects of it.

@BW-CZ

10 ай бұрын

Would love this too. As a central European all I know is that it forced me to stop buying from small British bussinesses and that the few people I know from the UK are pissed about it all, but not much else.

@DanBrown96

5 ай бұрын

The economy is tanking, and many industries are failing, like the NHS and agriculture, because we can't get the workers that we need. Predictably, Brexit has been ruled an unmitigated disaster.

@Ian-mj4pt

Ай бұрын

We the people feel it while the wealthy are doing speeches for £100000 we are screwed the Tories live in the past where we are the surf's and plebs who must doff our caps for them they think we shit on their shoes

@Ian-mj4pt

Ай бұрын

​@DanBrown96 tories fleecing and screwing as 14 years of degradation schools falling apart NHS diving . The Tories never wanted the NHS. They want to privatise to mates look the shit in the rivers.

This was recommended to me again for some reason and it hasn't aged well has it? "Does that mean we won't have cheese?" Considering the Brits have a lot of empty supermarket shelves right now and are seriously lacking the lorry drivers needed to transport all those goods as well as the massive hit it had on their industries... Yeah, this is what you get when you let people vote in anger even though that anger is directed at you as prime minister and then the populist co-opt that with their fear-mongering.

@Nemesis-pe7mw

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say it aged perfectly! Now we can wait till the UK has no other choice but to reenter the EU. So we can force them to be a full member! None of that half assed ..... You're either a member or you're not. The only special thing the UK gets is a addon to the agreement with a penalty clause if they decide to leave again!

If only there had been a "No Brexit" mug this could have been prevented.

A current state of British Parliament. Theresa May's Brexit ? No. No deal Brexit? No. No Brexit? No. Another referendum? No. What the f**k do you want? I don't know!!!! This country is done for.

@varun009

4 жыл бұрын

Basically British Parliament is not a pissy romantic partner.

@me0101001000

4 жыл бұрын

@@varun009 and Scotland is moments away from flipping the bird and running off on her own

@lionide138

4 жыл бұрын

Should’ve just voted for lord buckethead

@aristotle6459

4 жыл бұрын

kind of something is setting in British Empire

@tiacat11

4 жыл бұрын

@@me0101001000 tbf did Scotland even ask for this relationship to begin with? I admit I'm not up to snuff on UK history but given Britain's habit of rolling up, taking shit from natives and leaving, I feel like there's a decent chance Scotland just kind of wound up in the UK and hasn't left yet.

“Victory that tastes like mummified chicken fajitas.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I honestly just wished it was 20min of him unpacking the love island clip at the beginning

God, I love it when John channels his inner Mean Girl... "Theresa's in trou---ble"

I'm so happy that the beautiful _rat-faced bastard_ is back.

@selir.5139

5 жыл бұрын

Same. I really missed him too

@tschichpich

5 жыл бұрын

how dare you call him rat-faced. He is clearly has a parrot-face

@romainsavioz5466

5 жыл бұрын

@@tschichpich it was written on a mug so he can say that

@jhonsmith5093

5 жыл бұрын

@@tschichpich Well, there is a reason Disney's live action Lion King decided he should do motion capture.

@samuelj.robinson783

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I love British Milhouse

Anyone else here waiting for John's Brexit IV?

DEBRA USING HOWARD'S CUSTARD WAS THE TRUE TRAGEDY

At this point the very name "United Kingdom" sounds more like sarcasm than an actual name

@heydukewhatup

5 жыл бұрын

"Divided Kingdoms" is more like it.

@blazinchalice

5 жыл бұрын

How about "The United States"?

@KaiTenSatsuma

5 жыл бұрын

@@blazinchalice That was already sarcastic at the time we drafted the Constitution XD

@SwedishNeo

5 жыл бұрын

Haven't that always been the case? Did Scotland want to be part of the United Kingdom to start with?

@Falxifer95

5 жыл бұрын

The Bickering Kingdom

Brexit, the Fyre Festival of referendums.

@arabtrappers6934

5 жыл бұрын

The question is Who was willing to „take one for the team“ here?

@really4473

5 жыл бұрын

Arab Trappers 😂😂😂😂 oh god, the guy was so willing to do it too! Like maybe you need to switch teams if that’s what you’re required to do lol

@dmartin4215

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@TheRealMrSkippy

5 жыл бұрын

Dan T the dutch version of the union did: speld.nl/2019/02/08/netflix-docu-brexyt-het-evenement-van-de-eeuw-dat-uitmondde-in-drama/ (you’ll have to do the translation yourself or let google translate have a try...)

Simple fix to the Northern Ireland thing, give Northern Ireland to Ireland

"Vitamin" is pronounced with a strong "i" like in "tiger" because "vitamin" is a portmanteau of the words "vital" and "amino acid".

@pranavghantasala6808

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Vitamins used to be called "vitamines", but when it was discovered that a lot of the chemicals which fall into this class weren't actually -amino acids- amines, it was shortened to "vitamins"

"Brexit is something that Britain has done to itself. Britain is basically Pompeii, if Pompeii voted for the Volcano." Genius line.

@user-tk5cn2td3l

5 жыл бұрын

Its a pathetic line. Brexit is the best thing ever happend in politics in my life time.

@SashLyrics

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-tk5cn2td3l ,said the far right brexit bot.

@muratkahraman8743

5 жыл бұрын

"I don't know bus said vote for it so it should be good!" A Pompey citizen before the great catasthrope

@pacoramon9468

5 жыл бұрын

Pompey the great voted for Cesar...

@williamkrause5831

5 жыл бұрын

@@pacoramon9468 he's talking about Pompeii, the city, not Pompey, the general.

Harry Potter and the Half-Hour Lectures is back!!!

@casualweeb1523

5 жыл бұрын

20-25 minutes

@JamesSmith-vk2ky

5 жыл бұрын

👍👍😂😂

@communistinternationalco.6776

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I noticed! He does looks like an Old Papa Harry Potter.

@Leto617

5 жыл бұрын

@@casualweeb1523 31 min, you loose 10 mins by not having HBO

@camelopardalis84

5 жыл бұрын

Also, Harry Potter spent his summer break 99 % failing at turning into an owl.

"what do you think? should your Appendix leave or remain" Hilarious

@patrickstar9684

3 жыл бұрын

Appendexit

I’ve been uninterested in politics because I know I don’t understand it. Thank goodness for these videos, because it is important information that is clearer.

The Question needs an answer... Can I buy the Mug?

@rjfaber1991

5 жыл бұрын

I imagine it'll be auctioned off, with proceeds going to the Fajitas for Britain Foundation.

@leftyelomis1824

5 жыл бұрын

just print one for yourself at half the price

@firsttimeisawjupiter1031

5 жыл бұрын

Ask Mary

@caydencayuga7876

5 жыл бұрын

@@leftyelomis1824 Getting a single mug is expensive.

I feel so sorry for the younger ppl in Britain cause the ones who voted brexit were mostly old people from small english villages. A lot of my friends there are frikkin livid that they'll be deprived of this EU citizenship they've had their whole lives with all the customer protection laws and opportunities for travel & work abroad - particularly the ones in Scotland.

@KuchiKaeschtliTV

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, you should Check the statistic who voted for brexit First, old people in small Village is from the truth

@o76923

4 жыл бұрын

@@KuchiKaeschtliTV, it was definitely an extremely age related divide. ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/8E73/production/_102876463_chart-vote_preference_brexit_2-el138-nc.png

@matthewmuir8884

4 жыл бұрын

Of course the ones in Scotland are particularly upset; Scotland voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU, with every county voting remain in the EU. And yet they have to be dragged along into this nightmare because England controls the UK. I wonder how many people who voted "remain in the UK" in the Scottish Independence vote now regret that decision. Who knows? Maybe something good will come out of this in that Scotland and North Ireland will leave the UK and rejoin the EU.

@scrapdoodlearts2563

4 жыл бұрын

It's like being a teen in the US and watching the f*cktard that is currently in office pull out of the Paris Climate Accord

@andrewwalker9960

3 жыл бұрын

Scrapdoodle Arts It’s like living in California and knowing that my one vote counts for about 1/4th of the vote of a person from Wyoming thanks to the electoral college.

If we only knew then what we knew now. Thinking that Brexit would occur by March 29 is so cute. Wrong, but cute.

Now that it's actually happened, when's part 4?

Thank you John Oliver for coming back I was legitimately worried you wouldn't.

@MasterJoeKerr

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully Trump deports him.

@marcusberg2437

5 жыл бұрын

@@MasterJoeKerr Yeah, would be nice to have him back here in the EU. Oh, wait... :(

@XillyWonka

5 жыл бұрын

@@MasterJoeKerr Deport John Oliver? The legal immigrant who has become a citizen?

@scottlopez4748

5 жыл бұрын

It felt like the dark ages without him

@mld962

5 жыл бұрын

tf HBO employees get 2 month break, those dragons really do pay well.