Lowkey like when they skip a week and do no guest. Their dynamics together is hilarious 😂

Cracking up at “that’s not a request” Dave not following she means dm request😂😭

im pissing myself at dave saying "thats not a request thats a statement" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I like the dynamic of just the 3 of them! Don't always need a guest 😊

dave calling the couch guy couple "math geeks" is the funniest part of the pod

@MiLlamoName

2 жыл бұрын

I think he said “mathlete” either way still funny 😭

@itsjanetlee

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiLlamoName oh shit u right HAHAHAH i died tho that part was so funny

Why am i invested in this podcast and WHY DO I FIND DAVE SO ATTRACTIVE

@andreareynolds6143

2 жыл бұрын

Daddy issues probably

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Dave's loud no filtered self, and when he is dead serious about something it makes me laugh even more.

I 100% agree with Dave about getting serious and having guaranteed guests booked. There is no reason there shouldn't be a quality guest on each week. Many shows & podcasts have backup guests (less sought after for sure) that would be HAPPY to be on standby in case the main guest backs out just for the potential opportunity to be able to promote something they're proud of or involved in. #iknownumbies

@alexjbauer

2 жыл бұрын

yours truly, the original TikTok "#couchguy"

@danimotherofchickens479

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly sometimes the three of them and social topics news are enough, guest sometimes are boring honestly

Dave has never been more wrong than he is with the subtitle debate.

@Ddub1083

2 жыл бұрын

oh... hes been more wrong haha You must be new here :)

"that doesn't mean dick" im screaming.. this podcast is so honest I love

@emmaxuelhemmero2-past626

2 жыл бұрын

11:53 > LMAO

Dave is on point with the responses and the fact that Bri and Josh are not laughing at every response dave has is even funnier. lol. I can't stop laughing. Dave has no filter and I am here for it every week.

@kristinleigh3645

2 жыл бұрын

Samesssssies

Why is Dave deep diving into couch guy the funniest thing I have ever seen 😭

@hactermatata1777

2 жыл бұрын

Ik bro man kills me

@bgaff7578

2 жыл бұрын

It’s what this podcast is…they talk about tik Tok and KZread drama….I agree it’s hilarious but it’s not surprising

@hactermatata1777

2 жыл бұрын

@@bgaff7578 they never said it was they were just laughing lmao

“That’s not a request, that’s more a statement” prez is comedy

Between the debate about subtitles, and Dave going off about how dumb “hot or famous” was, I’ve never laughed harder at a BFFs episode.

Josh referring to installing a light switch cover as “interior design” is the definition of frat boy/men doing the bare minimum

@andreareynolds6143

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ballchinian911

2 жыл бұрын

It's definitely an electricians job 4 hrs minimum.

I feel bad for Karim almost every episode I swear he’s about to get fired🤣

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

Dave really lays it on him hard, but I always thought he was joking in a serious way, but Dave talks like he don't have a problem given someone their walking papers

i feel like briggs' fraternity probably told him he couldnt come on the pod which is the letdown of the century because i LOVE BRIGGSTOK

I don’t know if it’s just my Netflix, but the audio that plays is always the native language in which the show was filmed

@chrisjames8835

2 жыл бұрын

Its probably not "just your Netflix" but a setting you have on. Or alternatively it is just your Netflix out of million subscribers that's actually different.

@gsan179

2 жыл бұрын

Mine does the same

@Nicole-hc7rh

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

lmao "have I seen it?! I got into a fight about it." im dying because my boyfriend felt that one

Okay when that guy came to give dave his coffee, he always has a full big ass coffee and never drinks it 😭😭😭

@clausepredicts

2 жыл бұрын

I CTR

they argue over the smallest pointless stuff sometimes 😭😂 tanas bf watching them argue for 10 min over if he’s a rapper or not: 👁👄👁

Brianna sniffles after every sentence. Good luck trying to ignore this now that I’ve pointed it out.

@RasecM95

2 жыл бұрын

You monster !!

I’m with Silvana , I watch everything with subtitles (I think this pod is the only thing I don’t watch with them and that’s cuz it’s not an option)

@jakelawless6286

2 жыл бұрын

Using subtitles on KZread that aren’t even accurate is wild

@ec-3po

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@rachaelpiotti3064

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@samirae3899

2 жыл бұрын

I have them as a option on mine I wonder why it doesn’t pop up for you but same I watch everything with them and my family hates me for it but I feel like it’s the only way I actually comprehend/ pay attention to everything

@chrisbrown2668

2 жыл бұрын

lunatics

I also watch everything with subtitles... I'm with Silvana on this one. You can catch soooo much more of the story

I'm with Silvana on subtitles! I need them on everything.

This is the best episode yet! Hot or Famous was cracking me up.

"I dont get it, but I dont get anything" - Dave Portnoy 2021

love you guys!!

What a weird argument... First of all the reason why Squid Games was automatically set to English with subtitles, is because Netflix sets shows to your USUAL preferences. A person who only watches shows in English would have gotten it in English dubbed, a person who only watches shows with their original language and subtitles in English would have gotten it in Korean and English subbed. You said that you always watch shows in English with English subtitles, which explains why you got both subbed and dubbed. Second of all, the show was created in Korean, the actors acted in Korean, everyone on the show is Korean, so it is "meant" to be watched in Korean with subtitles to help you understand. I don't understand the argument of Netflix presented it a certain way, there's a reason why you can adjust your preferences. Netflix does not dictate the ultimate way it should be watched, because it automatically adjusts how it is watched depending on your USUAL preferences, and that is different for everyone. SO although you got it a certain way, another (in the same area as you) person will get it presented differently. So for the love of god watch it in Korean subbed, because that's how the show was created and meant to be watched. SMH

@roseziebert3763

2 жыл бұрын

let me tell you how much that segment made me hate Dave Portnoy

@cinthyacervantesaparicio8591

2 жыл бұрын

Top comment!!!!

@chriss4k606

2 жыл бұрын

dubbed better, dont care.

@emmaxuelhemmero2-past626

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriss4k606 Same. I'm not reading subtitles. I watch amine and Money heist in English dubbed.

Bro, Dave is so incredibly funny without him knowing it

@katelynbeckwith5256

2 жыл бұрын

It’s absolutely hilarious lmfao 🤣

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

I have said that from the beginning, an the more serious and wound up he gets makes me laugh more

“Dave’s just a victim to chicken” “Dave is the only one who watches the subtitles with the dubbed version” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAH

I really love it when ole boy Kareem chimes in / goes back and forth with Dave 😂😂

Get Banks on this pod immediately!!

keep up the great pods! ❤️

Dave as ultimate sass bad energy vibes today & im down with it 🙌🏻

Dubbed with subtitles part cracked me up lol never change Dave

Josh and Dave need to go on The Amazing Race together.

Silvana isn't a lunatic for having subtitles unless it's a sporting event subtitles on at all times I stan by that mostly because I'm hard of hearing

@meatballsportstalk6297

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm a lunatic who had it in dubbed w/ subtitles for the first episode ill go anime style for rest of show

Proud of you and your accomplishments Brianna!

Fav podcast 😍😍

16:43 LOL Dave flipped on that real quick

You guys should have Mr Beast. Numbies

@hale0089

2 жыл бұрын

Numbies

@Mantistoboggon

2 жыл бұрын

Lil sas came up with numbues, never forget

@chelle2424241

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Jordan-hh8wo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mantistoboggon he didn’t though, people were saying it in like 2014 lmao

@Mantistoboggon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-hh8wo no shit bud… you seem like you’d be fun at a party

29:19 that's why Dave's ina pickle - English voice over is different than Korean translation into English

Josh is so genuinely clueless about his light switch 🤣

Dave gotta lay the hammer down if the producer ain't gonna secure any guests for back to back weeks

“We’re number one on famous birthdays” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA

This was such a chaotic episode

You have to get that light switch covered homie 😂

Fully agree w Dave on how to watch squid games even the English subtitles

I love subtitles lmaooo

Episode 45 of Dave arguing why they ain't got nobody on the pod...😂 he's funnier when he is totally dead serious. I get such a good laugh

Subtitles are everything!!! I have it on for KZread videos including this one.

I was about to pause an go to Google to find out what the heck a NFT was, thank you Bri for asking the question

Omg the squid game caption part was the best. Lol.

I watched squid game dubbed with subtitles. Lmao and I loved the show

In Australia, Netflix plays it in Korean with English subtitles by default. It may default to English dubs in America as Netflix has assumed Americans will not want to listen to Korean....just a guess....

“The baby’s gotta eat” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHA

It’s better without guests unless it’s someone popular 👀

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

one minute Dave is raising hell about not getting ppl on the pod, then saying but we have high standards of what guest we want. I'm like couch guy turned y'all down 😂

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAndokid1 there is a video that went viral of a girl surprising her boyfriend at college and ppl are saying he was cheating and they call him couch guy, Dave and them explain the story behind it

love youuu josh 💙

y'all should have Jeff wittek id like to see that

@DamonPersona

2 жыл бұрын

YES!

Ah I died during that famous or hot game 🤣🤣

Dave’s impression of Creeme was HilArIouS 1:28 🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

Easily one of the funniest pods.

Someone needs to make a clip of all the times Josh repeats what Dave says.

@glamgal28

2 жыл бұрын

i understand where y'all are coming from, but I do that especially in a conversation an then there is a little dead silence I will say something random or a phrase to get the conversation back going. or maybe its a nervous habit

i was dying when dave said thats not a request its more of a statement

It’s about time to have Bryce on the pod.

@sanyakamra7938

2 жыл бұрын

Stop, no! He has been here on the pod alot. We need new guests

Jesus Dave hire me and I know who to try to get for your podcasts! Damn bro!!

“I’m not tryna read” “I’m not tryna read when I’m watching tv” LMAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEADD

25:25 SAME LMFAO - but with the Netflix show called "Hit & Run" I thought I was watching NPC characters

29:20 had me in tears 😭

Best podcast hands down

@newcuhh

2 жыл бұрын

best hands podcast down

37:46 I CANT

Get Mike tornebene “dom mazetti” on this!! You all will blow up

@andrewshovelson1875

2 жыл бұрын

A fellow man of culture

I love this show I’am proud of you Josh I’am glad you guys make this show

You guys just didn’t see how she tried to go in for a kiss but he went in for the hug

@andreareynolds6143

2 жыл бұрын

Who tf cares?? Bro this generation kills me

@realslimshailee

2 жыл бұрын

it’s the comments like this one that make me the most confused about this whole ordeal. i am not saying he is or isn’t cheating for the simple fact that NO ONE can magically know the dynamic of their relationship from a 22 second clip. especially not better than they do. however, stuff like this being the “reason” he is “obviously” cheating makes even less sense ….. maybe he didn’t notice she was going for a kiss? maybe he just wanted to hug her first? maybe she literally wasn’t even going for a kiss & it just looks like that? not one person can tell me they’ve never not noticed their partner trying to kiss them & unintentionally avoided it or hurt their feelings.. that is such a common thing. like dave said here, to me he just appears to be taken aback - surprised - unsure how to react. i’d be the same way …. whether i was alone, with friends, etc & completely doing nothing wrong. no matter how long i’ve been with someone or how comfortable i am with them.. some people (like me) have social anxiety & even when comfortable with your partner, social situations like this can create an uncomfortable tension.. not because you aren’t excited but because you just literally don’t auto-react, constantly think BEFORE acting.. so surprises become hard (& this whole situation just validates the exact fear) - because you ARE happy, excited, etc. but get worried you’ll come off as if you aren’t. plus the poor guy just took a split second to notice her & gather himself / what was going on before getting up to hug her.. i really do not understand what is so wrong… not every real life event has HUGE over the top crying - like in the movies / military coming home to their family type reactions. LET ME SAY ONE MORE TIME SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR ME, i’m not saying he 100% DOESN’T/HASN’T CHEATED because i literally DO NOT KNOW THEM. i could not ever know that. all i’m saying is that every single “point” people are talking about that apparently “prove” he is, can easily be explained & does not automatically equate to cheating or being disloyal. 99% of these commonly mentioned “sus” things he did/didn’t do are actually even worth wondering about. the ONLY one thing i can partially understand would be the cellphone thing… but even that doesn’t prove he’s doing anything wrong… #1 we don’t even know for sure if she actually had or passed it to him. #2 even if she did, i show my friends stuff on my phone? let them use it? that doesn’t mean we are involved intimately or that i’d be being disloyal to my partner if i had one. however, IF she did have it / pass it over to him the only thing i can see wondering about is why they’d feel the need to slide it discretely. that’s literally the onlyyyyyyyyy thing as a girlfriend i’d wonder about if this were me. however, even with that, my mind would go more to “what were you guys looking at that you don’t want me to see?” - not …OH THEY ARE DEFINITELY HOOKING UP. i also didn’t see the newer interview she did where she talks about the friends all knowing she was coming, etc.. but that’s exactly what i also said in the comment thread on the original video.. i highly doubt if he was doing anything out of character or wrong that he’d be doing it in a room full of people who could & likely would expose him whether unintentionally or otherwise. however, i also know people aren’t always the brightest & unfortunately there are many many humans out there who lack morals - so let’s put that aside for a second - say that, yes… he was there cheating (or doing any other magnitude of things he wants to hide from her) with a bunch of people - they’re in a college…. likely on campus or possibly in an apartment building, that much is fully apparent. therefore she’d have to be let in.. how does it make any logical sense that one of these buddies whom he **hypothetically** trusts enough to be OPENLY partaking in a secret activity infront of (IE, cheating on his girlfriend) would just casually be like “oh yes let’s go let her right in without warning him 💡 🤷‍♀️ .. great idea” .. there are just way too many grey areas/pieces that make absolutely zero sense. to watch that video & truly come to such a strong conclusion based on NOTHING but what is shown is suchhhh a huge stretch. i’m quite literally just completely baffled as to HOW so many people saw it & were simultaneously deeply convinced that she posted up a video of her man caught red handed - cheating. enough so that some would be willing to fucking testify in court over it if it were an option 🤣 & actually WISHING for the relationship to end just so they can be right. over …. that 22 second clip…… i’d take being wrong anyday over wishing heartbreak on anyone. especially strangers you don’t even know, nor will likely ever see in real life. ugh… i just…. have too much to say & i’m shaking my head at my own self that i have even invested this much time commenting about it - but yanno that’s what happens when something you can’t even slightly relate to or wrap your head around is ALL. YOU. SEE. on every single social media platform for days straight. annnnyyyywaaaay, moral of the story: if people feel he didn’t show enough excitement or display the appropriate level of emotion when he saw her, that’s one thing. complain about that. accuse him of that. take this as a lesson not to enter into a relationship with someone who is on the less-expressive side. but nothing in that video should be giving anyone ANY reason to assume he’s cheating, let alone INSIST he 1000% HAS TO BE like so many are. (finally i could type out my opinion on this without tiktoks comment limit ffs) .. way too long to type or explain in multiple different comments that end up getting jumbled / separated in the reply thread 🤦🏼‍♀️)

@realslimshailee

2 жыл бұрын

& one more thing .. honestly this whole situation is crazy as it is. but can we all just imagine that he is fully 100% innocent & that they had a perfectly healthy relationship prior to this.. it doesn’t matter how much she trusts him (clearly she truly does) or how much she pretends not to let these comments get to her - any human is going to be affected by an unthinkable amount of people telling her that her bf is cheating or being disloyal. everyone who uses the damn internet right now giving their two cents on her relationship, most of which in a negative way.. she’s now inevitably going to have insecurities/thoughts that never would have been there prior. if they are tough enough & love eachother enough - they’ll make it through this.. but the relationship will never be as healthy as it was before all of this. there will always be that flicker in the back of her mind “what if they were right” & in the back of his mind “what if she doesn’t actually believe me?” or.. obviously worst case scenario, they end up breaking up as a result (in some way or another) of this. it’s just crazy to me to think how he could literally be the most loyal / loving boyfriend & people on the internet not being able to keep their insecurities to themselves on the fucking internet can either destroy or taint that. it’s truly sad to think about. (also again LOL: if the original commenter i replied to did read all of this.. or anyone for that matter…. this isn’t directed at you specifically. your comment about the “leaning in for a kiss” was just the first i happened across that was stating one of the hundreds of “reasons” people are using as “evidence” that i truly just don’t understand for the life of me. of course you, single handedly, would not be the reason for what i stated above .. nor are YOU or YOUR comment(s) specifically the problem.. this is just my take on it in general & i just happened to start this rant off on a reply to your comment).

I 100% watched squid games dubbed in English with English subtitles and feel for Dave and his confusion.

I’m in the same boat Dave. The subtitles drive me nuts but I can’t get her away from it

“We got him twice” LMAOOOO AHHHAHAHAHAHA

42:02 I had a feeling Dave would say some sht abt it LOL

lol.... I want a breakdown of how many BFF watchers knew what dave was talking about when he said Zapruder film. HAHA

I for one am indeed drooling over Jason Sudeikis!!!!

I still love the show

15:24 Dave's pizza reviews would say diff. LOL

Just try to make the podcast enjoyable and stop bringing up every episode that y’all don’t have guests. The discussion is exhausting already. We’re here for you 3, guest or not.

I watch everything with subtitles. Idk if it’s just me but I hear it better at a lower level if the subtitles are on. I love watching different languages with subtitles it’s more organic and I always watched anime subbed not dubbed over.

10000% agree with Dave about couch guy and it drives me nuts that people think the girl is being naive!!!! The phone was on his lap, first off! And one of the girls on the couch confirmed that they knew she was coming and was in on it!! The guy is shy and just didn’t jump up and down doesn’t mean he wasn’t excited. People are fkn crazy!!

I’ll come on the POD guys!!

QUIT YELLING AT KAREEM! 😂😂

this guy josh had to say “nonchalant” bru😂 6:55

I’m with Dave and Josh till the end!!

Mine was automatically in Korean with English subtitles when I started watching. And this is absolutely the correct way to watch.

“Nobody can be trusted in this room”

“You’re trying to show off” LMAOOO AHAHAH

“The subtitles are different then the dubbed” LMAOOOOO AHAHAAHAHAH

51:38 Dave hella skeptical after all the mess ups lmao

Dave should 100% bring back the apprentice, this is a no brainer

Get Banks 100 percent but don’t let him talk about only NFTs for an hour or get RiceGum

@emmaxuelhemmero2-past626

2 жыл бұрын

You have a point

@rebmoe14

2 жыл бұрын

Did you see the new podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 Nfts is like me thinking:… “Should I invest in nfts…. Do I have time to learn all the lingo and have the time to invest in learning these online smarticles…. PROBABLY NOT I’ll just sit here and make money the old way, by putting up with customers bullshit for a minimum wage 😂

Dave, i too watched it dubbed with subtitles lol

Dave’s best show would be Big Brother hands down

Dave Portnoy and Kareem beefing the entire podcast

Josh "I repeat what others say" Richard