Breaking All of My Husband’s "Italian Rules" WARNING❌ not for Italians

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  • @camporosso
    @camporosso Жыл бұрын

    As an Italian, this was fun. But when you broke those spaghetti, you also broke my heart.

  • @Mama2Three2010

    @Mama2Three2010

    Жыл бұрын

    Same🥺 but I did have quite the laugh🤣

  • @adellaidemikova

    @adellaidemikova

    Жыл бұрын

    Not Italian myself. But the pasta and coffee gave me a bit of panic. Lol but it was fun to watch!

  • @esthergonzales4345

    @esthergonzales4345

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Boddah.

    @Boddah.

    Жыл бұрын

    If you look closely it's low quality spaghetti.

  • @byyr3

    @byyr3

    Жыл бұрын

    Your heart is hardened dough?

  • @Forodren_Ardhor
    @Forodren_Ardhor Жыл бұрын

    0:51 Man was like: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force... like someone broke a bunch of spaghetti"

  • @jamesrayson4478

    @jamesrayson4478

    4 күн бұрын

    The bird was also Italian and was like che cazzo fai

  • @oceanbreeze1110
    @oceanbreeze1110 Жыл бұрын

    This is like an Italian horror movie. 😱 Overcooking the pasta killed me.

  • @AsWeSpeak154

    @AsWeSpeak154

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😅

  • @oliviaelderberry9423

    @oliviaelderberry9423

    3 ай бұрын

    I always overcook pasta! 😂 I like it better that way!

  • @jacklemonfizz6898

    @jacklemonfizz6898

    2 ай бұрын

    so true ahahahah

  • @verttikoo2052

    @verttikoo2052

    Ай бұрын

    Hitchcock level horror 😱

  • @ale4249

    @ale4249

    Ай бұрын

    And it's all True!

  • @lilninemiles6066
    @lilninemiles6066 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness! The sound of that crow in the background, and that overhead shot of Allesio jumping off the swing set, elevated this very, very, very good video to greatness! Every moment was so wickedly charming and funny!

  • @fraenkiboii
    @fraenkiboii Жыл бұрын

    This is a masterpiece! I can't see through all the tears :D Best part is the raven in the background on the playground. LMAO

  • @fraenkiboii

    @fraenkiboii

    Жыл бұрын

    But seriously tho - ice in red wine - NO!!!!!!

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    we're so glad you like it!!

  • @sharonmartin5051

    @sharonmartin5051

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought it was going to get scary. I wonder if the wife ever saw the movie "The Birds " , an Alfred Hitchcock movie?

  • @janetstonerook4552

    @janetstonerook4552

    4 күн бұрын

    More like a Harry Potter scene.

  • @janetstonerook4552

    @janetstonerook4552

    4 күн бұрын

    More like a Harry Potter scene.

  • @msjennifer0864
    @msjennifer08644 ай бұрын

    I was offended by the ice in the wine and I’m not even Italian 😂😂

  • @pawelzielinski1398

    @pawelzielinski1398

    25 күн бұрын

    me too!

  • @Gaborio1

    @Gaborio1

    3 күн бұрын

    Same!!! 🤌

  • @ghostwriter7547

    @ghostwriter7547

    3 күн бұрын

    that was so rude 🍷🧊❌

  • @jojogian2428
    @jojogian2428 Жыл бұрын

    I was laughing my 🍑 off 😂😂😂. Married to an Italian for 25 years and still learning the “Rule Book”. Bread upside down was new to me… he verified it. 🙃🍞

  • @TLG-nc4ff

    @TLG-nc4ff

    Жыл бұрын

    What does it mean?

  • @jojogian2428

    @jojogian2428

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TLG-nc4ff Attracting bad omens in the family, is what my husband says.🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Znajomy_Krolika

    @Znajomy_Krolika

    Жыл бұрын

    It's about respect for bread. Bread has a special meaning in Europe. Respect for bread symbolizes respect for food, which was sometimes lacking in various parts of Europe due to wars or crop failures. Turning the bread upside down it is like about turning a sacred image face up to the wall.

  • @martaorsos1872

    @martaorsos1872

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TLG-nc4ff the bread is a symbol of the body of jesus christ, so if the bread is turned around its like turning the back to heaven/god.

  • @alwayschristine4712

    @alwayschristine4712

    Жыл бұрын

    @@martaorsos1872 Yes, I was taught it is a sin.

  • @eminao.2589
    @eminao.2589 Жыл бұрын

    Jesse breaking all the rules under 3 minutes! 😮 😅 Compliments for the filmography, it looked so professional 👌

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed it! grazie mille

  • @SmallSpoonBrigade

    @SmallSpoonBrigade

    3 ай бұрын

    @@ThePasinis This is so relatable. My Persian wife compulsively violates as many of my German-American rules as she can most days. At least this was all a nightmare.Sadly, I keep waking up to things crammed into every possible nook and cranny so that the house appears clean.

  • @Kagome12987
    @Kagome12987 Жыл бұрын

    I wish the ending had continued with Jessi laying back down devilishly smiling. Yep Amore totally a dream. . . . . Also all my cats loved the crow sounds.

  • @SmallSpoonBrigade

    @SmallSpoonBrigade

    3 ай бұрын

    They got that ending because Scorsese wouldn't lend them his horse's head for the close.

  • @raistlinmcfly7535

    @raistlinmcfly7535

    4 күн бұрын

    @@SmallSpoonBrigade why Scorsese? That one was from F.F. Coppola. The basics, dude. 😄

  • @garrytuohy9267
    @garrytuohy92678 күн бұрын

    Swing on the Swing until he felt a disturbance in the Pasta-Force, was priceless.

  • @IsRasna
    @IsRasna Жыл бұрын

    I have to admit I flinched when you crossed your silverware, but I cried when you broke the spaghetti. Great fun video!

  • @blueskyoutside9000
    @blueskyoutside9000 Жыл бұрын

    This had me in stitches 😂 You two make really good hilarious short films. Keep them coming. Videography, music and comic timing 👌🏼 ❤

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much!!

  • @lorenzogobbo966
    @lorenzogobbo966 Жыл бұрын

    Before being Italian, I am Friulian. Wine is always drunk in the company of good friends. Bread is something that, together with polenta, must never be missing from the table. You always make me laugh out loud. And I'm glad, every now and then, to see the shirt with the Friuli flag appear. 😎😎

  • @paolina525

    @paolina525

    Жыл бұрын

    ciao Lorenzo, ma dove hai visto la maglietta del Friuli? Sono mezza friulana e ho guardato attentamente il video x 3 volte e non l'ho individuata

  • @lorenzogobbo966

    @lorenzogobbo966

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paolina525 non in questo video. In altri video Alessio la indossa

  • @paolina525

    @paolina525

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lorenzogobbo966 ahh. Grazie di avermi risposto. Mandi

  • @donaldnorth3714
    @donaldnorth3714 Жыл бұрын

    You two make my day! I grew up in a town in upstate N.Y. that was 95% Italian! I can picture the smoke coming from the ears of all the Italian mom’s. It’s hard to break tradition!

  • @roefully

    @roefully

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you mind me asking what town that is? I grew up in the Bronx. I never thought Italians could move upstate with little to no access to Italian food markets. That’s what my parents always said to me. Lol

  • @donaldnorth3714

    @donaldnorth3714

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roefully south of Rochester

  • @claudiapennisi3844

    @claudiapennisi3844

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@roefully Did you and your family go shopping on Saturdays in Arthur Avenue? We lived nearby and that street was a haven for us! ❤🎉😋

  • @gracetelfer3588

    @gracetelfer3588

    13 күн бұрын

    Agree. Makes my day too. They really know how to put together videos.

  • @shannabanana5532
    @shannabanana5532 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious, very well done & edited, BRAVO!!!💜💜💜

  • @JCsJennifer726
    @JCsJennifer726 Жыл бұрын

    You two are so fun😄🥰❣️

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    grazie mille!!

  • @chrissyknowsitall5170
    @chrissyknowsitall5170 Жыл бұрын

    Ok now that was the cutess video you two have ever made!!! I loved it!! So funny!! I give it a 10 out of 10!!!

  • @soraya4891
    @soraya4891 Жыл бұрын

    Alessio waking up sweating was hilarious 🤣. Keep up the good work

  • @winterkeptuswarm
    @winterkeptuswarm Жыл бұрын

    This is a cinematic masterpiece. The crow in the background and the overhead shot at the playground. 😂 Imagine this debuting at an indie film festival, with those rules as English subtitles!

  • @leeh6482
    @leeh6482 Жыл бұрын

    A silent movie in color! Awesomeness! Great job, both of you!

  • @losergriefersonsl
    @losergriefersonsl Жыл бұрын

    THIS WAS HILARIOUS - but i saw you broke the big unsaid rule with the candle - DO NOT MENTION FRANCE. Brava and bravo to the both of you!!!!

  • @minervasowl7658
    @minervasowl7658 Жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious 😂! Alessio swinging is the most precious thing I've ever seen. And Jesse makes the perfect antihero. Bellissimo! Bravo!!

  • @cochinamocos
    @cochinamocos Жыл бұрын

    When he woke up, the blanket should have been the tablecloth 😆😆😆

  • @shashankprasad2956
    @shashankprasad2956 Жыл бұрын

    Wow the editing and cinematography is of top quality. Really a great video.

  • @dmrobello9441
    @dmrobello9441 Жыл бұрын

    Madonna! I could not stop cringing and laughing at the same time! My heart raced as I watched! It was stressful and hilarious all at once!

  • @phosawelonewolf2886
    @phosawelonewolf2886 Жыл бұрын

    Very creative ⚠️ wait for your vlog. Don’t get out much so it’s a fantastic treat to watch. Thank you 🙏🏽 I’m Native American (Indian), a lot of the no no’s remind me of ours. It reminds me that we are more similar in something’s than we think.❄️💜❄️

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    ❤️

  • @batzionfrancesca1879
    @batzionfrancesca1879 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!! Loved this... so well done, guys!

  • @jilliantwomey922
    @jilliantwomey922 Жыл бұрын

    Love your videos! Your love for each other shines so strong! ❤️

  • @x0Pumpkinx0
    @x0Pumpkinx0 Жыл бұрын

    Haha! This was great! Best thing I've watched all week. Thank you!

  • @trea308
    @trea308 Жыл бұрын

    Hahahah this is great! Only thing that could make this better is if you did it all on the 17th! Italians swear the #17 is bad luck 🤣 Hope you make more of these...so cute!

  • @MercuryBlether

    @MercuryBlether

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol I'm watching it on the 17th!!

  • @devianzaconiglia

    @devianzaconiglia

    Жыл бұрын

    Only Friday 17th... Not every 17...but if you born on a Friday 17th you'll be a super lucky person.

  • @carlac4407

    @carlac4407

    2 ай бұрын

    In Italy bad luck is number 13

  • @misachitachibana7214

    @misachitachibana7214

    2 ай бұрын

    @@MercuryBlether The irony today is also the 17

  • @Nome_e_Cognome

    @Nome_e_Cognome

    12 сағат бұрын

    ​@@carlac440717 is "the misfortune" . every number has a meaning from 1 to 90. 1. Italia 2 the baby 3 the cat... 13. Saint Anthony 17. The misfortune 90. The fear

  • @vivalaasvegan9624
    @vivalaasvegan9624 Жыл бұрын

    such a good wife, putting the blinds down so she doesnt have to see her brake the rules 😂

  • @cjbaits41
    @cjbaits41 Жыл бұрын

    I love your videos. They are funny and informative, but more important you are both seem very authentic. I could feel the excitement and the disappointment in your trip to NYC. The fact that you’re both so unassuming and relatable is what keeps me coming back. It’s one of the major attributes that differentiates you from others, on both KZread and Instagram. Keep up the good work! CJB P.S. Looking forward to when you both return to Italy and roles are reversed.

  • @courtneym75
    @courtneym75 Жыл бұрын

    lol that definitely made me chuckle! The whole time I was like "girl, you are lucky Alessio loves you"

  • @lydiapicano8806
    @lydiapicano8806 Жыл бұрын

    This is hysterical and the music you chose is a perfect dramatic compliment! 👏😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @novanders4630
    @novanders4630 Жыл бұрын

    This... is a work of Art. Absolutely beautiful to watch..!

  • @susan8823
    @susan8823 Жыл бұрын

    Fantastic and funny!! My Italian father had rules too, and these hit the mark!!😂 Thank you! Mom recalls a story about dad needing “wicks” for a cold: she finally figured out he meant Vicks!! 😅

  • @thistlegal2154
    @thistlegal2154 Жыл бұрын

    And the award for best short documentary goes to...the cutest couple who sends me to the er weekly with pulled laugh muscles 🤣 ty ❤️

  • @jarekw2910
    @jarekw29103 ай бұрын

    You forgot add ketchup!

  • @verttikoo2052

    @verttikoo2052

    Ай бұрын

    What’s with the ketchup?

  • @adeliomoro2069

    @adeliomoro2069

    3 күн бұрын

    Instead of tomato on the pasta or the pizza

  • @jarekw2910

    @jarekw2910

    3 күн бұрын

    ​@@adeliomoro2069 on the pasta

  • @kall_me_krazi
    @kall_me_krazi Жыл бұрын

    There’s just something about the menacing smile on Jessy’s face for me… 😂

  • @gardenx5574
    @gardenx5574 Жыл бұрын

    Bwahahaha. Jessi is a rebel and I love it.

  • @Ayan-bp4dq
    @Ayan-bp4dq Жыл бұрын

    This is high quality. Top cinematography, acting, story, humor, music, details, everything.

  • @bigbob7820
    @bigbob7820 Жыл бұрын

    Very well put together production. Hilarious, smiled all the through it👍😊

  • @joan.nao1246
    @joan.nao1246 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent filmography & subject matter!! Your defiant facial expression was the cherry on top (chef kiss)

  • @tranthitrung206tran8
    @tranthitrung206tran89 ай бұрын

    Oh my God! It’s so hectic and fun! I immediately shared this to my Italian friend to ask him how many rules he applies. We may have a fun battle ( 👄 and 🤌) soon 😂. I can’t wait to break his rules too. Lol. Thanks for great thrilling clip! Keep it up! Kisses and hugs from Vietnam. ❤

  • @karenmar1529
    @karenmar1529 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! You guys are great, love these 🤗

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 Жыл бұрын

    This was so awesome. I love the storytelling aspect of it. 😆❤️

  • @heartsong111
    @heartsong111 Жыл бұрын

    LOL, this might be one of my favorites. I crazy laughed. 😂

  • @chasingfamilyadventures9249
    @chasingfamilyadventures9249 Жыл бұрын

    That was pretty funny guys. Well done!

  • @stephaniemay975
    @stephaniemay975 Жыл бұрын

    Lol She's just there living her best life. This video is Gold.

  • @sharoncorley5099
    @sharoncorley5099Ай бұрын

    This was epic. Did such a great job giving it a cinematic feel

  • @janisjoplin4647
    @janisjoplin4647 Жыл бұрын

    OMG!!! I belly laughed so hard! Love you two.

  • @vintagelaidbackhippie465
    @vintagelaidbackhippie465 Жыл бұрын

    Perfection made me smile all the way until li fine. God Bless all

  • @GeorgieB1965
    @GeorgieB1965 Жыл бұрын

    Perfect-o! The entire video reminds me of my government job, where in order to meet their mantra of "customer service" you have to break the rules that prevent you from doing your job.🎉🎉🙏🎉😂

  • @spanishdncr71
    @spanishdncr71 Жыл бұрын

    Wow! Too many rules. 😂😂😂😂This was so creative, absolutely loved this video❤❤❤❤

  • @user-js2gg8fz2c
    @user-js2gg8fz2c4 ай бұрын

    That was so fun to watch! Love you guys!❤❤❤❤

  • @xyincognito
    @xyincognito Жыл бұрын

    your storytelling is getting more amazing by the minute :D

  • @courtneyawalsh
    @courtneyawalsh Жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite one EVER. 😂😂😂

  • @Dana20570
    @Dana20570 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are fabulous!! so funny..happy 2023 from Vancouver xoxo

  • @Wearsunblock
    @Wearsunblock Жыл бұрын

    This was too cute. I was cracking up and cheering for you while breaking all the rules!!! So reckless haha jk sound and editing was great also! ❤

  • @OO-bq1ff
    @OO-bq1ff3 ай бұрын

    Loved the video. My favorite bit was when you raised your glass to your husband and then proceeded rolling the blind down.😂

  • @cynthiapierce4030
    @cynthiapierce4030 Жыл бұрын

    I laughed through the entire video. 🤣 Too dang funny.

  • @guylainelamoureux
    @guylainelamoureuxАй бұрын

    May 6th, 2024: I am a new subscriber. I am binge watching all your videos and liking each one. This one is so funny. I really enjoy and appreciate all your videos. This one in particular made me laugh so much! It is very well done, it is cinematic! Congratulations! Thank you for being on youtube and posting your amazing videos. ❤🇨🇦

  • @davinacipriano5642
    @davinacipriano5642 Жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious! And that is a lot of rules! LOL

  • @jenniferkirkland1002
    @jenniferkirkland1002 Жыл бұрын

    What a beautiful piece of Italian cinema!

  • @carobru1
    @carobru1 Жыл бұрын

    Very creative video, funny but so true! Bravissimi! Buona domenica 🎉

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Жыл бұрын

    PRICELESS THE BEST YOU'VE EVER CREATED!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 You guyz are now on a different level of crazy/love Bronx Love 😎

  • @redyankeerose
    @redyankeerose Жыл бұрын

    I can tell you guys have been having fun with your drone 😂 love this keep ‘em coming

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    hahahah yes now the drone is our new baby

  • @milena11570
    @milena11570 Жыл бұрын

    That was really great, I enjoyed every minute. Thank you ❤

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @Gaibreel
    @Gaibreel Жыл бұрын

    Why is the production to this so good. 🤯 amazing job

  • @MrsDeCastilloTube
    @MrsDeCastilloTube Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious I laughed so much esp when he came to the windows 😂

  • @sarahs7058
    @sarahs7058 Жыл бұрын

    Cutest idea ever! I loved this!

  • @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if
    @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 what a cute video. You guys are so entertaining. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face at such a stressful time I'm going through

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    😊 thank you

  • @ellem7258

    @ellem7258

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope things get better for you soon ✨💫

  • @christys.6922
    @christys.6922 Жыл бұрын

    That was comedic genius 🤣

  • @michellem4118
    @michellem4118 Жыл бұрын

    The cheers through the window lol

  • @sophiac5765
    @sophiac5765 Жыл бұрын

    Love you 2 sense of humour! Great music and timing this was like a short suspense film ❤

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    GRAZIE MILLE

  • @debbiecalvino422
    @debbiecalvino422 Жыл бұрын

    😂📽👏you guys are the best!

  • @f.1395
    @f.13952 ай бұрын

    Ohhhh , the Paris Candle! 😂

  • @katequeen9059
    @katequeen9059 Жыл бұрын

    This was really good! Very creative!

  • @sharonduval3959
    @sharonduval3959 Жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed this video so much. It was sooo funny.Yall are great. ❤️🙂

  • @griselalfaro7004
    @griselalfaro70042 ай бұрын

    So funny and well made. You should get a reality show on TV. 🥰

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 Жыл бұрын

    I never know what you 2 kids will do next! 😂 Thanks and happy Sunday.

  • @lindsayp858
    @lindsayp858 Жыл бұрын

    LOL that was SO funny! Love it!

  • @reggaespiritdance
    @reggaespiritdance Жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious, well done! Good rules to live by.

  • @veracristini8862
    @veracristini88623 ай бұрын

    Married to an Italian...can relate 200%... It took so many ruined table cloths for him to stop insisting on using one...We both laughed so hard watching the video

  • @mzkhilari
    @mzkhilari Жыл бұрын

    The music, and the drone shot of alessio running off the swing at the park was just perfect

  • @katiuskaruiz8885
    @katiuskaruiz88853 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 loved it!!

  • @luyaowu1370
    @luyaowu13703 ай бұрын

    This is so dramatic and fun hahaha!

  • @djz5456
    @djz54563 ай бұрын

    This is so funny! I loved it!

  • @celestelopez4333
    @celestelopez4333 Жыл бұрын

    Very clever guys! Great to see you expanding your video style. Nice drone work too. 😁👍👍

  • @nicolefnjane
    @nicolefnjane Жыл бұрын

    This was HILARIOUS!

  • @ThePasinis

    @ThePasinis

    Жыл бұрын

    grazie

  • @reecefuller89
    @reecefuller89 Жыл бұрын

    The video is Amazing! Also so funny 😂 it’s just fits ya’ll personalities so well

  • @novyxl9672
    @novyxl9672 Жыл бұрын

    Love how he was at the park chillin on sswing

  • @Dannymorlando
    @Dannymorlando Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant production - that was great. Laughing out loud.

  • @karmas_coming
    @karmas_coming Жыл бұрын

    Loved this! I could hear my mother correcting everything and the bread nearly made me cry. Can't tell you how many times I got smacked for turning the bread upside down. It makes Jesus cry. Lol. Good memories.

  • @natwandering
    @natwandering Жыл бұрын

    What cinematography :D well done! I was waiting for you to eat the pasta with a spoon ;)

  • @echosackett4757
    @echosackett47572 ай бұрын

    That was a fun video! Thanks, y’all!

  • @helenascott389
    @helenascott389Ай бұрын

    That was funny!!🤣🤣. You should of given a smirk at end when he thought he was dreaming!! 😉😜. 🇬🇧🐶

  • @kathypr1051
    @kathypr10512 ай бұрын

    Omg hilarious! I thought I was the only one suffering my husband’s “Spanish rules” but apparently it’s a European thing!

  • @Wickedbutterfly8i8
    @Wickedbutterfly8i8 Жыл бұрын

    This one was so well-done! 👏👏👏

  • @derekroper3168
    @derekroper3168 Жыл бұрын

    This was great. It would have been funny to have Jessi appear at the very end with an evil look in her eye eating the spaghetti. Maybe it was a dream. Maybe it wasn’t 😂

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