Breaking All of My Husband’s "Italian Rules" WARNING❌ not for Italians
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WARNING: If you're Italian, you might not want to watch this video :)
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As an Italian, this was fun. But when you broke those spaghetti, you also broke my heart.
@Mama2Three2010
Жыл бұрын
Same🥺 but I did have quite the laugh🤣
@adellaidemikova
Жыл бұрын
Not Italian myself. But the pasta and coffee gave me a bit of panic. Lol but it was fun to watch!
@esthergonzales4345
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Boddah.
Жыл бұрын
If you look closely it's low quality spaghetti.
@byyr3
Жыл бұрын
Your heart is hardened dough?
0:51 Man was like: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force... like someone broke a bunch of spaghetti"
@jamesrayson4478
4 күн бұрын
The bird was also Italian and was like che cazzo fai
This is like an Italian horror movie. 😱 Overcooking the pasta killed me.
@AsWeSpeak154
6 ай бұрын
😂😅
@oliviaelderberry9423
3 ай бұрын
I always overcook pasta! 😂 I like it better that way!
@jacklemonfizz6898
2 ай бұрын
so true ahahahah
@verttikoo2052
Ай бұрын
Hitchcock level horror 😱
@ale4249
Ай бұрын
And it's all True!
Oh my goodness! The sound of that crow in the background, and that overhead shot of Allesio jumping off the swing set, elevated this very, very, very good video to greatness! Every moment was so wickedly charming and funny!
This is a masterpiece! I can't see through all the tears :D Best part is the raven in the background on the playground. LMAO
@fraenkiboii
Жыл бұрын
But seriously tho - ice in red wine - NO!!!!!!
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
we're so glad you like it!!
@sharonmartin5051
4 ай бұрын
I thought it was going to get scary. I wonder if the wife ever saw the movie "The Birds " , an Alfred Hitchcock movie?
@janetstonerook4552
4 күн бұрын
More like a Harry Potter scene.
@janetstonerook4552
4 күн бұрын
More like a Harry Potter scene.
I was offended by the ice in the wine and I’m not even Italian 😂😂
@pawelzielinski1398
25 күн бұрын
me too!
@Gaborio1
3 күн бұрын
Same!!! 🤌
@ghostwriter7547
3 күн бұрын
that was so rude 🍷🧊❌
I was laughing my 🍑 off 😂😂😂. Married to an Italian for 25 years and still learning the “Rule Book”. Bread upside down was new to me… he verified it. 🙃🍞
@TLG-nc4ff
Жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@jojogian2428
Жыл бұрын
@@TLG-nc4ff Attracting bad omens in the family, is what my husband says.🤷🏻♀️
@Znajomy_Krolika
Жыл бұрын
It's about respect for bread. Bread has a special meaning in Europe. Respect for bread symbolizes respect for food, which was sometimes lacking in various parts of Europe due to wars or crop failures. Turning the bread upside down it is like about turning a sacred image face up to the wall.
@martaorsos1872
Жыл бұрын
@@TLG-nc4ff the bread is a symbol of the body of jesus christ, so if the bread is turned around its like turning the back to heaven/god.
@alwayschristine4712
Жыл бұрын
@@martaorsos1872 Yes, I was taught it is a sin.
Jesse breaking all the rules under 3 minutes! 😮 😅 Compliments for the filmography, it looked so professional 👌
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! grazie mille
@SmallSpoonBrigade
3 ай бұрын
@@ThePasinis This is so relatable. My Persian wife compulsively violates as many of my German-American rules as she can most days. At least this was all a nightmare.Sadly, I keep waking up to things crammed into every possible nook and cranny so that the house appears clean.
I wish the ending had continued with Jessi laying back down devilishly smiling. Yep Amore totally a dream. . . . . Also all my cats loved the crow sounds.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
3 ай бұрын
They got that ending because Scorsese wouldn't lend them his horse's head for the close.
@raistlinmcfly7535
4 күн бұрын
@@SmallSpoonBrigade why Scorsese? That one was from F.F. Coppola. The basics, dude. 😄
Swing on the Swing until he felt a disturbance in the Pasta-Force, was priceless.
I have to admit I flinched when you crossed your silverware, but I cried when you broke the spaghetti. Great fun video!
This had me in stitches 😂 You two make really good hilarious short films. Keep them coming. Videography, music and comic timing 👌🏼 ❤
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!
Before being Italian, I am Friulian. Wine is always drunk in the company of good friends. Bread is something that, together with polenta, must never be missing from the table. You always make me laugh out loud. And I'm glad, every now and then, to see the shirt with the Friuli flag appear. 😎😎
@paolina525
Жыл бұрын
ciao Lorenzo, ma dove hai visto la maglietta del Friuli? Sono mezza friulana e ho guardato attentamente il video x 3 volte e non l'ho individuata
@lorenzogobbo966
Жыл бұрын
@@paolina525 non in questo video. In altri video Alessio la indossa
@paolina525
Жыл бұрын
@@lorenzogobbo966 ahh. Grazie di avermi risposto. Mandi
You two make my day! I grew up in a town in upstate N.Y. that was 95% Italian! I can picture the smoke coming from the ears of all the Italian mom’s. It’s hard to break tradition!
@roefully
Жыл бұрын
Do you mind me asking what town that is? I grew up in the Bronx. I never thought Italians could move upstate with little to no access to Italian food markets. That’s what my parents always said to me. Lol
@donaldnorth3714
Жыл бұрын
@@roefully south of Rochester
@claudiapennisi3844
Ай бұрын
@@roefully Did you and your family go shopping on Saturdays in Arthur Avenue? We lived nearby and that street was a haven for us! ❤🎉😋
@gracetelfer3588
13 күн бұрын
Agree. Makes my day too. They really know how to put together videos.
Absolutely hilarious, very well done & edited, BRAVO!!!💜💜💜
You two are so fun😄🥰❣️
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
grazie mille!!
Ok now that was the cutess video you two have ever made!!! I loved it!! So funny!! I give it a 10 out of 10!!!
Alessio waking up sweating was hilarious 🤣. Keep up the good work
This is a cinematic masterpiece. The crow in the background and the overhead shot at the playground. 😂 Imagine this debuting at an indie film festival, with those rules as English subtitles!
A silent movie in color! Awesomeness! Great job, both of you!
THIS WAS HILARIOUS - but i saw you broke the big unsaid rule with the candle - DO NOT MENTION FRANCE. Brava and bravo to the both of you!!!!
This was hilarious 😂! Alessio swinging is the most precious thing I've ever seen. And Jesse makes the perfect antihero. Bellissimo! Bravo!!
When he woke up, the blanket should have been the tablecloth 😆😆😆
Wow the editing and cinematography is of top quality. Really a great video.
Madonna! I could not stop cringing and laughing at the same time! My heart raced as I watched! It was stressful and hilarious all at once!
Very creative ⚠️ wait for your vlog. Don’t get out much so it’s a fantastic treat to watch. Thank you 🙏🏽 I’m Native American (Indian), a lot of the no no’s remind me of ours. It reminds me that we are more similar in something’s than we think.❄️💜❄️
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
❤️
Hilarious!! Loved this... so well done, guys!
Love your videos! Your love for each other shines so strong! ❤️
Haha! This was great! Best thing I've watched all week. Thank you!
Hahahah this is great! Only thing that could make this better is if you did it all on the 17th! Italians swear the #17 is bad luck 🤣 Hope you make more of these...so cute!
@MercuryBlether
Жыл бұрын
Lol I'm watching it on the 17th!!
@devianzaconiglia
Жыл бұрын
Only Friday 17th... Not every 17...but if you born on a Friday 17th you'll be a super lucky person.
@carlac4407
2 ай бұрын
In Italy bad luck is number 13
@misachitachibana7214
2 ай бұрын
@@MercuryBlether The irony today is also the 17
@Nome_e_Cognome
12 сағат бұрын
@@carlac440717 is "the misfortune" . every number has a meaning from 1 to 90. 1. Italia 2 the baby 3 the cat... 13. Saint Anthony 17. The misfortune 90. The fear
such a good wife, putting the blinds down so she doesnt have to see her brake the rules 😂
I love your videos. They are funny and informative, but more important you are both seem very authentic. I could feel the excitement and the disappointment in your trip to NYC. The fact that you’re both so unassuming and relatable is what keeps me coming back. It’s one of the major attributes that differentiates you from others, on both KZread and Instagram. Keep up the good work! CJB P.S. Looking forward to when you both return to Italy and roles are reversed.
lol that definitely made me chuckle! The whole time I was like "girl, you are lucky Alessio loves you"
This is hysterical and the music you chose is a perfect dramatic compliment! 👏😂😂😂😂😂😂
This... is a work of Art. Absolutely beautiful to watch..!
Fantastic and funny!! My Italian father had rules too, and these hit the mark!!😂 Thank you! Mom recalls a story about dad needing “wicks” for a cold: she finally figured out he meant Vicks!! 😅
And the award for best short documentary goes to...the cutest couple who sends me to the er weekly with pulled laugh muscles 🤣 ty ❤️
You forgot add ketchup!
@verttikoo2052
Ай бұрын
What’s with the ketchup?
@adeliomoro2069
3 күн бұрын
Instead of tomato on the pasta or the pizza
@jarekw2910
3 күн бұрын
@@adeliomoro2069 on the pasta
There’s just something about the menacing smile on Jessy’s face for me… 😂
Bwahahaha. Jessi is a rebel and I love it.
This is high quality. Top cinematography, acting, story, humor, music, details, everything.
Very well put together production. Hilarious, smiled all the through it👍😊
Excellent filmography & subject matter!! Your defiant facial expression was the cherry on top (chef kiss)
Oh my God! It’s so hectic and fun! I immediately shared this to my Italian friend to ask him how many rules he applies. We may have a fun battle ( 👄 and 🤌) soon 😂. I can’t wait to break his rules too. Lol. Thanks for great thrilling clip! Keep it up! Kisses and hugs from Vietnam. ❤
Hilarious! You guys are great, love these 🤗
This was so awesome. I love the storytelling aspect of it. 😆❤️
LOL, this might be one of my favorites. I crazy laughed. 😂
That was pretty funny guys. Well done!
Lol She's just there living her best life. This video is Gold.
This was epic. Did such a great job giving it a cinematic feel
OMG!!! I belly laughed so hard! Love you two.
Perfection made me smile all the way until li fine. God Bless all
Perfect-o! The entire video reminds me of my government job, where in order to meet their mantra of "customer service" you have to break the rules that prevent you from doing your job.🎉🎉🙏🎉😂
Wow! Too many rules. 😂😂😂😂This was so creative, absolutely loved this video❤❤❤❤
That was so fun to watch! Love you guys!❤❤❤❤
your storytelling is getting more amazing by the minute :D
This is my favorite one EVER. 😂😂😂
You guys are fabulous!! so funny..happy 2023 from Vancouver xoxo
This was too cute. I was cracking up and cheering for you while breaking all the rules!!! So reckless haha jk sound and editing was great also! ❤
Loved the video. My favorite bit was when you raised your glass to your husband and then proceeded rolling the blind down.😂
I laughed through the entire video. 🤣 Too dang funny.
May 6th, 2024: I am a new subscriber. I am binge watching all your videos and liking each one. This one is so funny. I really enjoy and appreciate all your videos. This one in particular made me laugh so much! It is very well done, it is cinematic! Congratulations! Thank you for being on youtube and posting your amazing videos. ❤🇨🇦
This is hilarious! And that is a lot of rules! LOL
What a beautiful piece of Italian cinema!
Very creative video, funny but so true! Bravissimi! Buona domenica 🎉
PRICELESS THE BEST YOU'VE EVER CREATED!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 You guyz are now on a different level of crazy/love Bronx Love 😎
I can tell you guys have been having fun with your drone 😂 love this keep ‘em coming
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
hahahah yes now the drone is our new baby
That was really great, I enjoyed every minute. Thank you ❤
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
Why is the production to this so good. 🤯 amazing job
Hilarious I laughed so much esp when he came to the windows 😂
Cutest idea ever! I loved this!
🤣🤣🤣 what a cute video. You guys are so entertaining. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face at such a stressful time I'm going through
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
😊 thank you
@ellem7258
Жыл бұрын
Hope things get better for you soon ✨💫
That was comedic genius 🤣
The cheers through the window lol
Love you 2 sense of humour! Great music and timing this was like a short suspense film ❤
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
GRAZIE MILLE
😂📽👏you guys are the best!
Ohhhh , the Paris Candle! 😂
This was really good! Very creative!
I really enjoyed this video so much. It was sooo funny.Yall are great. ❤️🙂
So funny and well made. You should get a reality show on TV. 🥰
I never know what you 2 kids will do next! 😂 Thanks and happy Sunday.
LOL that was SO funny! Love it!
That was hilarious, well done! Good rules to live by.
Married to an Italian...can relate 200%... It took so many ruined table cloths for him to stop insisting on using one...We both laughed so hard watching the video
The music, and the drone shot of alessio running off the swing at the park was just perfect
😂😂😂 loved it!!
This is so dramatic and fun hahaha!
This is so funny! I loved it!
Very clever guys! Great to see you expanding your video style. Nice drone work too. 😁👍👍
This was HILARIOUS!
@ThePasinis
Жыл бұрын
grazie
The video is Amazing! Also so funny 😂 it’s just fits ya’ll personalities so well
Love how he was at the park chillin on sswing
Brilliant production - that was great. Laughing out loud.
Loved this! I could hear my mother correcting everything and the bread nearly made me cry. Can't tell you how many times I got smacked for turning the bread upside down. It makes Jesus cry. Lol. Good memories.
What cinematography :D well done! I was waiting for you to eat the pasta with a spoon ;)
That was a fun video! Thanks, y’all!
That was funny!!🤣🤣. You should of given a smirk at end when he thought he was dreaming!! 😉😜. 🇬🇧🐶
Omg hilarious! I thought I was the only one suffering my husband’s “Spanish rules” but apparently it’s a European thing!
This one was so well-done! 👏👏👏
This was great. It would have been funny to have Jessi appear at the very end with an evil look in her eye eating the spaghetti. Maybe it was a dream. Maybe it wasn’t 😂