I think I can explain the soundtrack a little. In the 1970's, movie studios were getting taken over by other corporations, like soft drinks makers and the like, who didn't understand movies, but did understand bussiness and so started handing down mandates to the film makers, to do things a certain way. Disco was huge at the time and much, much cheaper to produce a disco soundtrack, as opposed to the traditional orchestral soundtrack. Beleive me when I say, Star Wars came very close to having a disco soundtrack slapped on it by STudio Mandate and as funny as it may sound, Darth Vader wouldn't be nearly as intimidating with an Isaak Hayes Blacksploitation theme tune.

@mrthewubbie

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, so discovery star Wars that was all over the radio was actually accurate? Neat.

@crimsondynamo615

2 жыл бұрын

Now i actually want to see the hallway scene with Isaac hayes music.

@weldonwin

2 жыл бұрын

@@crimsondynamo615 "Who's the Badass Sith Lord, who's a death-machine to all the Rebs?" *"VADER!!!* "Dayum Riiiiiight..."

@mrgodzillaraptors8632

2 жыл бұрын

Damm that's crazy

@jaymartin8273

Жыл бұрын

Yikes! All I can say to that is: "thank god for John Williams!" :=)

In retrospect, Godzilla burning Tokyo to the theme song, disco inferno, best thing ever.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

My guess for more inappropriate music for iconic kaiju scenes: King Kong's first appearance in the 1933 classic: "King Kong" (you might know it from one of the BEN Drowned videos) King Kong fighting the T-rex (1933) or the V-rex (2005): The DK Rap Gamera flying in Gamera vs. Guiron: "I Believe I Can Fly" The Trespasser kaiju coming from the portal in Pacific Rim: "Fuck da Police" Rodan flying in Moscow in Destroy All Monsters!: "Moskau" Ultraman vs. Alien Baltan: John Cena's theme The megalodon attacking people in The Meg: "Baby Shark"

@NoNamenoonehere

4 жыл бұрын

I myself would like a remixed ,special edition with disco inferno music

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

More inappropriate kaiju music: King Ghidorah's awakening in KotM: "Ice Ice Baby" Hedorah in Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster: "Crawling" by Linkin Park George, Lizzie, and Ralph fighting in Rampage: "Sweet Dreams are Made of This" Mechagodzilla in Ready Player One: Transformers theme song

@gojirafan5437

3 жыл бұрын

Super Mechagodzilla Transformation: “Go Green Ranger Go” from Power Rangers

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Especially with Japanese children crying.

legend of the discosaurs

Replacing the ost from that scene from Gojira with "Disco Inferno" was one of the best things I've ever seen on youtube.

@josephochoa9861

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny but it makes sense

@Tareltonlives

5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite riffs

@BobungusHumphries

5 жыл бұрын

Burn baby Burn

@NoNo-qd9sy

Жыл бұрын

I understand his point about music setting the tone but your right, Disco Inferno made Gojira suddenly a hundred times more awesome.

@oobrocks

11 ай бұрын

It was awesome 😅

"And if a two-headed calf appears, there will be a plague of hornets, and the harvest will be sub-standard."

@dansmith1661

Жыл бұрын

locusts

@Isaac-hm6ih

3 ай бұрын

​@dansmith1661 Nah, that's if there's a two headed goat 😆

@vlexonkol8466

3 ай бұрын

So, New Vegas?

"She's fallen into the last 20 minutes of the American Godzilla" We're going to have to be more specific when we talk about the "American Godzilla" now...

@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917

Жыл бұрын

It could be Muto eggs, who knows

@loschrodproductions4519

8 ай бұрын

​@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917they look more like Godzilla eggs, so probably the first one

@VideoSmarts1

7 ай бұрын

@@loschrodproductions4519*Zilla eggs

@loschrodproductions4519

7 ай бұрын

@@VideoSmarts1 ****GODZILLA eggs

@pokezillaprime2932

Ай бұрын

Yeap, it looks like we all know which American Godzilla film he is talking about

"It's like watching a kite with epilepsy fight a garden hose!" Lol.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

Or a drunken pigeon fighting a ball python

@andrewgan557

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 if this is rebooted it will be like an giant flying giraffe stork fighting an giant stiff necked biological torpedo

@varanid9

3 жыл бұрын

"The Giant Claw vs the Loch Ness Horror"

@Voodoomaria

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing over "Clint Far-Eastwood"

@moneylove7526

Жыл бұрын

Paper airplane vs paper sord

Playing funky '70s disco music would've improved Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, it also has more or less the same writing quality.

@cyborgparrot1996

2 жыл бұрын

At least the Dinosaurs looked better in that then the ones in this garbage heap do (they aren't even actual dinosaurs) despite the former being mostly CGI with occasional animatronics and practical effects

They obviously spent most of their budget on the funky soundtrack Brandon.

@codiak2680

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention all the drugs for the cast and crew, it was the 70s.

@randomguy2518

5 жыл бұрын

They spent on cropdusters filled with cocaine , one at 9:AM, noon, and 4:37pm,everyday of the shoot

@wugglesx

2 жыл бұрын

Most? I'm pretty sure they spent all the money on cocaine pot and the funk, then just bribed everyone to do the rest with the drugs and jams.

Clint Far-Eastwood is still one of my favorite jokes of yours. Gets. Me. Every. Time.

@perineum6

2 жыл бұрын

I had to listen to it twice to make sure I heard him say what I thought I heard him say. LOL

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Whats even more hilarious is that Cowboy Movies and Samurai Movies took from each other and at time streight up ripped each other off.

@thegnarledpirate9198

Жыл бұрын

@@forickgrimaldus8301 Cowboys are just Samurai with guns.

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

@@thegnarledpirate9198 if you want to be a bit meta Samurai and Cowboy movies also took from Medieval and Shakespear Movies so uh yeah

@Lee-Darin

Жыл бұрын

Love the Copyright Infringement Gang

Actually, that "pterodactyl" is a rhamphorhynchus. Gives the movie a whole new dimension, don't it?

@Cybermat47

7 жыл бұрын

Joe Jupiter they sure got the size of it right, huh?

@varanid9

6 жыл бұрын

After 100 million years, it grew to that size.

@drdreddmanofmystery9482

5 жыл бұрын

Since I don't know what that is, no, no it doesn't.

@dansmith1661

Жыл бұрын

gesundheit

15:47 and a Brandon meme was born

Your seriously one of the funniest and charming guys on the internet.whenever I'm sick or sad I watch one of these and I'm fine.thanks for all your awesome videos.

@Goblinhandler

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Corbett it’s Ali A tananananatanana

@institutokleos

3 жыл бұрын

He's awesome, much better than Nostalgia Critic!

@GRex3385

2 жыл бұрын

@@institutokleos That's not saying much. No disrespect to Brandon (He's awesome) but almost anyone would be better than NC. Not being an insensitive, self-absorbed douche should be a fairly low bar.

14:37 Actually, that's a _rhamphorynchus;_ but considering how sketchy the science in this movie is, we're lucky it wasn't a photo of a pigeon.

@varanid9

5 жыл бұрын

A rhamphorynchus?? Wait..........that's what the Mahars in "At the Earth's Core" were, too. 2 movies in 1? A new concept in cinema!

@Tareltonlives

5 жыл бұрын

Rhamphorhyncus were the size of seagulls, so making sense would be too much to ask from this movie

@BobungusHumphries

5 жыл бұрын

calm down Dr. Grant

@medinamojo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tareltonlives plus they are designed to eat mostly fish, as there bill with the protrusions were meant for gripping slippery prey...but apparently this one would rather attack pleiseasaur

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

@@medinamojo Ironically, most Pleiosaurs had VERY similar teeth. But this one thinks people are fish...for some reason. And can go on land....for some reason. And have an supernaturally strong neck.....for some reason

On top of everything else wrong with this flick, the title is also a lie as there are no dinosaurs, since neither pleisiosaurs nor pterodactyls were actually dinosaurs.

@grendel8342

6 жыл бұрын

agreed, why lie about the animals in the movie. Its like showing a spinosaurus on the movie poster and it ends up being a crocodile in the actual movie.

@Tareltonlives

6 жыл бұрын

Not to mention an actual monster bird would STILL be a dinosaur

@grendel8342

6 жыл бұрын

yup

@andrewgan557

6 жыл бұрын

mst3KGf a common cultural misconception

@rozu583

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry: *pterosaurs

Hey man, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is a classic

Another interesting parallel between this movie and Jaws is that Steven Spielberg had to shoot around and/or hide his film's special effects because they largely didn't work. Clearly this movie should have taken the same route.

Clint FarEastwood! LMFAO!!!

@Jeflexful

8 жыл бұрын

+Tim Hutchinson yeah. that cracks me up too!

@Jasonificatiation

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@timhutchinson3264

3 жыл бұрын

@J. C. Good timing! 😄

"good news u survived a earthquake bad news u awoke at lake placid" XD

The funkiest dinosaur movie you'll ever see.

What the funk?

@ranko8642

3 жыл бұрын

Lol nice

I like how this is called Legend of the Dinosaur and there's not a single dinosaur in it. Just a Plesiosaur and Pterosaur.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

It's a common misconception.

@GoGojiraGo

3 жыл бұрын

@natgal They're reptiles who aren't closely related to dinosaurs.

@sergiubleoca9917

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoGojiraGo Pterosaurs are closely related to dinosaurs, even if they are not true dinosaurs they are a sister clade.

@thedeadcannotdie

2 жыл бұрын

Well 'Legend of the Aerial and Marine Preshistoric Reptiles' doesn't have the the same ring to it so that could be forgiven. I mean Jurassic park also had mostly cretaceous dinosaurs 🤷

@wugglesx

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedeadcannotdie ironically they did eventually make Camp Cretaceous lol . Which does have an okay sounds from the double c . But idk Cretaceous park vs Jurassic park . It could be because of it being around so long but Cretaceous park just doesn't sound as intimidating, if that makes sense.

Aw yeah, baby, we're taking you to the Dr. Funktastic's Island of the Groovin' Legend of Outta Sight Dinosaurs Jack.

"Toei's most expensive movie" - isn't that like "the sideshow's tallest dwarf"?

They never showed this where I was as a kid. I still haven't seen it. Somehow, I'm kinda glad. Wow. that's bad. That's why Godzilla's humming Disco Inferno to himself while destroying Tokyo... he's trying to burn all copies of this movie from ever happening...

@MikeJohnson-yh4lg

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a movie so bad, you have to actually experience it yourself to fully comprehend. Being told how bad it is will never allow you to fully appreciate how bad it is.

From what I can gather, the soundtrack was by Masao Yagi , a jazz pianist. Really good musician if you ask me. It does feel like he wrote the music *before* the film was in production but it's only a hunch.

With the Toei crashing wave opening, I was waiting for either a Kamen Rider or a Sentai team to run by.

@ShadowWolfRising

9 жыл бұрын

or the Dragonball Z opening to start.

@MrSafior

9 жыл бұрын

ShadowWolfRising Dragon Ball Z don't exist in this period, aslo the DBZ Opening is really great.

@CinefreekProductions

9 жыл бұрын

or battle royale or an old sonny chiba film.

@ShadowWolfRising

9 жыл бұрын

MrSafior DRAGON DRAGON! ROCK THE DRAGONBALL Z!

@KingGhidorah007

9 жыл бұрын

Toei made a lot of good yakuza films back in the 60's and 70's. shame those aren't more well known outside of Japan.

this is as if barney screwed the loch ness monster and this is what came out.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

I call the plesiosaur from this movie "The Crack Ness Monster"

@blackharvest6541

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 seems legit, it looks like it would creep out of the water just to ask for 3.50

5:44 "Lets say we get the music from a scene like this, and replace it with this" "Burn baby burn" I lost it at that moment

This review is old but it's classic. It's funny: as someone who has been obsessed with dinosaurs for over 25 years, I never heard of this one either God I love the funky soundtrack. It's a travesty that the Funkadactyls never had the pterosaur theme for their entrance. The album ad and the Godzilla/Burn Baby Burn and Jaws/Funkytown mashups were amazing

The funny thing is neither monsters are dinosaurs.

Maybe the money went into the big volcano scene? I mean I think they did a great job of giving the feeling of the whole area getting torn up or burned down in the blink of an eye.

That Discozilla edit was actually pretty amazing Huehehehehehehe

I was exactly the same when I was a kid 'Dinosaur Mad' and still am at 37 got all the movies coz I had to have them especially those that I only caught a glimpse of years ago due to not knowing they were on TV at the time then never saw again and didn't catch the movie title or somefing ! 😡😡😡

this is the type of music you'd expect to play with the Japanese version of Shaft.....Shaft in Tokyo...I'd watch that....be the closest thing to 1970s version of Blade...staring Jim Kelly

1977年の日本映画界が、迷走していたのが良くわかる作品。 レヴュー面白かったです。

The cinematography is very competent for a creature feature of the time. Some very nice shots here and there.

@loschrodproductions4519

Жыл бұрын

All it needed was less cartoon like dinosaurs

For a movie called "Legend of the Dinosaurs" there are no dinosaurs in it. ^^

@thomascaldicott7821

7 жыл бұрын

Ancient Daikaiju I bet it's called the legend of dinosaurs as the expectation of dinosaurs are a legend

@c.d.rstudios4691

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for some 6 year old to say that they were reptiles at the time of the dinosaurs, there for, it's a dinosaur

The budget went into soundtrack, Mr. Brandon! You should be thanking them for gave us those funky music!

6:09 "Oh I'm soury." Man you really are Canadian

"Clint Far-Eastwood" LMAO!

1:08 wow.. that' pretty brutal for a kid's dinosaur movie. 4:34 so when _are_ we getting a REX DARTH: DISCO ESKIMO SPY movie? 10:08 goddam, the dubbing is so.... fantastic. I completely believe those voices would be coming from those people. 13:08 leave it to the Japanese to actually create that album.

This movie was trying so, so hard to be "artsy" (inappropriately). Actually kinda liked some of the music, though.

Is it just me or is the camra quality in this film absolutely fucking insanely good

@rod9527

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the colors and atmosphere are amazing and there are lots of good shots

Surprisingly gory. Finally someone uploaded the whole thing. 🤗

I always come back to this episode for that bit where Godzilla destroys Tokyo to Disco Inferno

Fun Fact: According to John LeMay's book: *"JAWS UNMADE: The Lost Sequels,* *Prequels, Remakes, and Rip-Offs",* there's an alternate, re-edited version of this crazy film in Italy under the title of *"Magnitude 10 Earthquake"* that replaced the original funky score with the music from *"THE DEEP"* by legendary composer John Barry, best known for doing the music for eleven of the James Bond films & *"KONG '76".*

To answer the question can you guess this is a dinosaur movie by the soundtrack unless this is a dinosaurian rip-off of zootopia then no

This one actually seems svengoolie worthy

Budget$2.8 million Box Office$19 million How!?!?!

I watched almost all of your reviews and this was one of the best actually!

I just recently found your channel and have been watching your reviews for the past few days now. For some reason, this video has me wanting you do review "The Bay". I think it's all the Jaws references. Keep up the good work. 👍

Loved this one, although it was a LOT bloodier than most Japanese monster fare of the day.

The music in this film pushed me into smooth jazz.....I wish I was joking.... I have it in my actual playlist and its ****ing amazing.....

its true, for a movie that has dinosaurs in the title, there are no dinos in the film...

@nine_tails137

4 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is 4 years old, but this is why I didn't like KotM 2019. Too much focus on the Humans and not enough focus on the monsters.

When I was a kid, I also had a large obsession with dinosaurs. I think mine was bigger than yours, because not only have I seen almost every movie with dinosaurs in it that I could find, I've also collected little figurines, coloring books, and by the age of 6 already learned names like Diplodocus, Ceratosaurus, Ornithomimus, and Styracosaurus to name a few.

@lordinquisitor6233

7 жыл бұрын

Aj Q same here

@MemoClownKing

7 жыл бұрын

Aj Q same here but I have loved dinos since I was 2 and my love 2 will just grow and grow.

It's funny. I'll get pissed off about something and I'm like... I need some Brandon sarcasm.... And I end up here. Helps my mood every time. Lol

1:43 Looks a lot like the transformers prime font

This episode has pointed out that Brandon's Soul Train classics knowledge is rather impressive.

Is this the same movie MST3K did with the "Finish the job, man. ... Open the tank." line?

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

+Sketchy Yeah. I kinda wish they did this in a later season, when they had hit their stride

This film is actually popular in Eastern Europe. It was one of the only kaiju films shown in the Soviet Union before the ‘90s.

My great aunt (RIP) bought me this movie on VHS when I was little because she knew I liked dinosaurs, not knowing what it actually was. It's lived in my subconscious as a hazy memory ever since, until this video finally made it click!

OK let's talk about science because this movie doesn't know what the fuck that is. 1. Plesiosaur and Pterosaur ARE NOT DINOSAURS! 2. While the fact about if Plesiosaur could go on land or not was something paleontologist were unsure at the time, we were pretty sure they didn't go far from the water or hunt for food on land. 3. That head seems a little too big for a Plesiosaur. 4. Pterosaur would not attack a Plesiosaur unless it had a death wish because Pterosaur are quite frail.

@RatBatSpiderCrab

7 жыл бұрын

Also lets not forget that the Pterosaur in this film is a Rhamphorhynchus, and Rhamphorhynchus, was only the size of a crow.

@Godzilla-pb7np

7 жыл бұрын

tf2godz this movie was made in 1977, they didn't know shit about realistic dinosaurs, also plesiosaurs were never debated to go on land, it was actually a small pliosaur. and, of course it's too big, but It needs to be oversized. otherwise nothing would go down like it did. plesiosaurs wouldn't be big enough to do any real damage, the over sized ramphoryncus wouldnt attack the plesiosaur or the humans. it can't have it's Shit together or else it would be a snore

@Tareltonlives

7 жыл бұрын

If a Llesiosaur fought a Rhamphorhynchus it would be the little pterosaur flapping around aimless while the Plesiosaur flops around awkwardly on the surface. They're fish eaters!

@oceanberserker

6 жыл бұрын

tf2godz 5. Made in the 70s. People at the time, especially those in the entertainment industry, didn't really know or give a shit about dinosaurs at that time.

@yoyoyeah9083

6 жыл бұрын

5.if a dinosaur appear we would have magnatude 5 earthquake

Seriously, my denim pants and work shoes turned into bell-bottoms and solid-gold platform 'gators when those horns blast on the theme song there. I went from crossing the assembly floor to get batteries to pimp-walkin' up 7th street with a big purple hat and a diamond-tipped cane. Boss is gonna be pissed I was listening to Brandon's show at work again.. eh, worth it~

Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs, and pterosaurs aren't birds. God dammit.

@tazzreviews1578

9 жыл бұрын

This my friend, is false advertising!

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

+guilmon182 Now containing 100% less dinosaurs!

@Tareltonlives

7 жыл бұрын

A bird would be an actual dinosaur!

@gojihunter3118

7 жыл бұрын

Tareltonlives a descendent. Not an actual dinosaur.

@Tareltonlives

7 жыл бұрын

They're dinosaurs; as much as whales are mammals. Birds fit neatly into theropod dinosaurs. It's called Phylogeny

I love how far east wood hyped the crowd up in English only to sing in Japanese and most dubbs form that time actually dubbed the song into English or made a whole new song

Brandon: "Honestly, I don't know what to say about this music anymore." I do; "Cocaine is a helluva drug."

@The_Avenger596

4 ай бұрын

This comic made me laugh like hell

As soon as i saw the country singer, i thought about Japanese Cowboy. You fucked me up when you started playing that shit. Most excellent

me watching the movie: how the f did a plesiosaur AN AQUATIC DINOSAUR walk on land???

As always, high praise to you and your genius artistic partner Enshohma.

Admittedly the monsters are fairly weak looking. But it was pribably a big leap to attempt monsters without a man inside them. Overall the production values look higher than the typical Japanese film of the period.

Is the guide Hitoshi Matsumoto? As in Downtown Matsumoto? I mean, at the time he would be like 14 years old, but that looks just like him. And no, it's not an "all Japanese look alike" gag, it's a splitting image of a 35-year-old Matsumoto, down to the placement of that one crooked tooth!

"Cowboy" cultrye and country-western music are surprisingly popular in Japan

@mls160

6 жыл бұрын

Culture*

so Saturday night fever dinosaurs

@dorkyedwin

9 жыл бұрын

very true

I didn't know how much I needed Godzilla's Disco Inferno. Thanks.

Scene where Brandon plays Godzilla with 70s music: my brain Funkzilla

love the WEEN you put on it, fits perfectly

Seeing how this is Toei movie can we please get Brandon to Review Shin Kamen Rider Prologue, or Kamen Rider the First

If this was the highest budgeted movie in the studio's history (to that point), how cheaply made were all the previous films?

@vevans0009

2 жыл бұрын

Probably cost just one more several thousand yen over the others. Which is not much since the zeros are mostly meaningless. lol

Actually plesiosaur is elasmosaurus and pterosaur is actually rhamphonychus. And they are oversized and they are not a dinosaurs.

You should do "ADVENTURES IN DINOSAUR CITY"

AND PLESIOSAURS COULDN'T WALK ON LAND!!!

@varanid9

6 жыл бұрын

How do you know?

@Tareltonlives

6 жыл бұрын

Shoulders and chests could not mechanically support their weight out of the water. They're just not the right shape

@RogueT-Rex8468

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tareltonlives didn’t they come ashore to lay their eggs much like sea turtles today?

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

@@RogueT-Rex8468 That's what we thought for decades, but mechanical studies have been made of the muscles attached to the flippers, and the flippers aren't attached in the right way to support the animal on land

@AndrewGivens

Ай бұрын

@@Tareltonlives Sorry, but I've seen pictures - Pictures! - in books - *BOOKS* goddammit! - which clearly show them crawling around on rocky shorelines, taking the bus into town and dining at a fancy restaurant. So, what has your "modern science" got to say about that, eh? *nothing* That's what I thought.

Warning: _Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds_ may not actually have dinosaurs or monster birds.

Who does the art for the thumbnails titles?

@12:32 "You know plesiosaurs have no deceny." "Yeah, Peep-o-saurus Rex."

The only way for there to be any kind of tremor from a Dinosaur, is if it was a Seismosaurus or "Seismic Lizard"

"Most movies wouldn't have a long shot of an old lady singing..." Yeah, those are called GOOD movies.

I saw this movie as a kid, on the USA Saturday Nightmares program. Nostalgia.

@booginas

8 жыл бұрын

+Ela Mongrella OMG. So did I!!! I couldn't remember the name of that program until U mention it. I used to love this movie, although the girl getting eaten by the pleasiosaur kinda freaked me out.

You LOVED dinosaurs, as in not anymore?? I'm 30 years old and I STILL love dinosaurs!!

To quote a future Brandon video "Wait a second. Plesiosaur? 1977? Ah, shit I think I know what he found."

@nathankendrick6847

5 жыл бұрын

Which episode

Has this on vhs as a kid and used to watch it frequently. Classic.

I like dinosaurs when I was 7 years old

Clint Far-Eastwood is one of the best low-key jokes I've heard. Thanks for the laugh, Brandon.

I'm willing to give any movie a chance when it has funky music.

I remember when Japanese Country music was the big new thing

10:47 It's crazy how well that actually synchs up.

I think this movie would be way more fun if it fully embraced its absolutely insanity

Legend of the dinosaurs should have been called legend of the Mesozoic creatures

I know it is nit-picking, but who in their right f'ing mind would walk through woodlands without any shoes on?! You have a fair chance of having to make your way into some marsh lands, or stagnant water. Enjoy those leeches, those are a hoot. That, centipedes, and other not so friendly critters. Not to mention the terrain which has a million ways to trip you, jab into the soles of your feet, and break some toes. Oh yea, can't forget about Ticks. I am sorry, but that makes about as much sense as getting your cat a pair of pajamas. BTW, don't try to do that, it will be a decision your forearms and hands will lament.

Brandon, John Travolta is a shopboy in a paint shop by day in "Saturday Night Fever" He wouldn't be caught dead in a Toyota - because he couldn't afford to drive one.