Swear to God, true story: I first saw this movie a few years ago and as I was watching I said to myself, "If this were any more of an eighties sci-fi/horror film, Klaus Kinski would show up." Five minutes later, Klaus Kinski showed up.

@brandonlordbaltimore5182

Жыл бұрын

I can believe it 🤘

@DudeMcGuybro

Жыл бұрын

And then everyone clapped! Wait..

@iknowtheboss4870

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@charlesws7825

4 ай бұрын

I still remember Klaus well from "For a Few Dollars More". He always left a lasting impression no matter what he was in!

@fromthecheapseats7126

3 ай бұрын

Klaus Kinski is like Bloody Mary.

“I see you like guns.... what else do you like?” One of the best character opening lines. EVER. And probably an adlib.

"Klasu Kinski grabbbing ass wasn't in the script and something he decided to do and everyone on the set was to afraid to stop him" .. Well that sounds strangly accurate.

@dsandoval9396

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I LOLed so hard on that one 😂

@maximiliankase963

3 жыл бұрын

you probably dont care but if you guys are stoned like me atm then you can watch all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Been streaming with my brother for the last few days xD

@wugglesx

3 жыл бұрын

when he talked about him greeting everyone with sexual assault i started laughing then realized well shit it's probably not a joke. :o

@DensilGrant

2 жыл бұрын

These two ppl go around leaving the same comment about instacflixxer

@mikesanders8621

4 күн бұрын

Klaus Kinski repeatedly r*ped his daughter from the age of 6 to 18.

After dealing with all of Ferris' shenanigans and the end of his marriage, Mr. Bueller went down a very different career path

Pity we never got a Christopher Walken, Gary Busey, Dennis Hopper and Klaus Kinski movie. IN SPACE! Imagine how crazy that would be. You'd have to take LSD just to understand it.

@Canadian_duck31

4 жыл бұрын

Liam I’d pay to see that lol.

@varanid9

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, you must have taken LSD to even think of it!

@varanid9

3 жыл бұрын

And they're all getting their butts kicked by Steven Seagal. Comedy relief provided by Howie Shore.

@menslady125eif2590

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch the Hell out of that!

@funzjag

2 жыл бұрын

Add Rutger Hauer to the cast and you've got the Sci Fi movie that created a new standard in the genre.

Ah yes, Klaus Kinksi. The best crazy German dude ever. Also they found this thing on Titan, Thanos is gonna be pissed when he comes home and finds his pet missing.

@trustno173

7 жыл бұрын

I wish Brandon had mentioned some of Kinksi's more... insane episodes during the filming of this movie. No joke, when he first met William Malone (director) he put his arm around the dude as if he were an old friend and casually confessed that he raped his daughter (Natassja Kinksi) when she was 12. Later Malone saw Kinski with a teenage girl and when he asked him where she came from Kinski gave him a creepy smile and said "Well... you know, I like to hang around the school yards."

@johnoneil9188

7 жыл бұрын

As much as Kinksi would fit as a name, I actually did a type there. The name is spelled Kinski.

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

5 жыл бұрын

@@trustno173 wait did he actually do it, how did he not rot in jail

@trustno173

5 жыл бұрын

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 He was a critically acclaimed actor with a lot of money and connections. If Malone did anything to try and report him, he'd be destroyed and blacklisted. Shortly after he died, Malone said 'The world's better off without him. He'd probably approve of me saying that."

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

5 жыл бұрын

@@trustno173 hmmm agreed... may he burn in the pit revakai uses to roast pedofiles.

Old video, I know, but the intro to Alien Month is scarier than the actual movies.

1:36 "If you're old enough to remember going to the video store, chances are you saw this cover staring at you from the horror movie section." I'm at that awkward age where I'm old enough to remember seeing that very cover, but then going home with a Winnie the Pooh cartoon because I was about 4 or 5 at the time. And then I got older, and forgot all about it. I KNEW that face looked familiar!

@KageMaxwell

7 жыл бұрын

Adiraiju I'm at that age when I can remember things from years ago, but can't remember what happened last week.

@earlallison

7 жыл бұрын

Yup, and the "Galaxy of Terror" cover is what got me to rent that one. Thank GOD my mom is a sci-fi monster movie fan, or underage me would have been in big trouble for THAT one :)

@possiblycrazy442

7 жыл бұрын

The covers I remember most were the ones for Fear & Loathing and the back cover for that one movie where a snowman kills a lady in a shower.

@earlallison

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost! (NOT the Keaton one, heh)

@possiblycrazy442

7 жыл бұрын

Also, I miss video stores. Especially after seeing a video on here about the Blockbuster that's still open in Alaska. That search for a movie with that feeling of anticipation that says, "we're all gonna get pizza and popcorn and watch a movie tonight, and maybe I could get a box of Nestle Buncha Crunch while we check out." And then there was the video game rental section. Renting Shadows of the Empire or Gundam Battle Assault 1. I'd totally be renting video games to this day if they were still open. RIP Family Video, Box Office Video, Movie Gallery, Hollywood Video, Blockbuster, etc.

The movie should be called: "In the dark the creature (Klaus Kinski) turned into a ghoul." or "It's not asleep ... it's alive!!"

It’s great that they have big 80’S hair again in the future!

@charlesws7825

4 ай бұрын

And big computers. Big calculators. Giant cameras. Hell, I'm sure mobile phones the size of bricks will make a comeback!

Brandon really deserves more subs. All his content is quality and always makes me lol.

This creature looks like an Alpha Metroid if you ask me. Nintendo: We we're this close to make an actual Metroid movie.

@Axolotl_Mischief

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like the thing from Split Second fucked an anteater.

Seeing the title I initially thought this was a review of the miniseries with Craig T Nelson fighting a humanoid shark creation.

@paladindarknite

7 жыл бұрын

forgot the title can always look it up on IMDB

@snukastyle

7 жыл бұрын

It's actually called just that-"Creature" www.imdb.com/title/tt0156205/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_28

the VHS store was great. basically ill rent anything that has a ninja or a guy with a machine gun on the cover.

@leviroch

5 жыл бұрын

bastardtubeuser god i used to absolutely raid the horror/thriller section. . . (I generally dont care for thriller movies. . . But the staff at the local vid shop were useless, so its better to scan both for hidden gems)

Space Helmets are more suggestions, like bike helmets...the crew from Alien :Covenant would agree.

@prehistorichero2755

3 жыл бұрын

This why you always wear a spacesuit, especially on a breathable planet.

@charlesws7825

4 ай бұрын

Thanks, but I'd rather watch Creature again than EVER watch Covenant.

@charlesws7825

4 ай бұрын

​@prehistorichero2755 Remember this? 😁 Fred Kwan: "Snff! Huff-huff...seems okay!"

You are from Saskatchewan too? I have been on a two day binge watching your content after it was suggested to me and I was excited to find out you are Canadian but this is the icing on the cake! Bunnyhug vico... etc etc.

That electrocution scene in the 52 thing has one of my fav wtf moment of the b&w era. Mainly because its the first one i ever noticed. Trying to buy time. They barricade a door with a few 1x6. A good tactic at keeping him from busting the door in. Problem was, it pulled open from that side. Not pushed. So it literally opens the door and goes right through the little 1×6. My grandpa who i never knew if he was actually watching the tv or reading his book. Must have noticed my double take response to it says "u get the feelin they didn't think that all the way through?"

@fromthecheapseats7126

3 ай бұрын

I forgot about that. “Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” did the exact same bit with a bed in place of the planks..

Fun fact: Diane Salinger played the waitress in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

@gideonhansen5485

3 жыл бұрын

Merci Beaucoup Pee Wee!

@richardfan7157

3 жыл бұрын

Also Penguin's mom in Batman Returns, along with Paul Reubens as the dad.

@nobbynoris

2 жыл бұрын

A dubious character. Not-fun fact.

Hellraiser in space with concept art by HR Geiger? If only that came to fruition....

@OpenMawProductions

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda sorta did. The Dead Star movie was eventually made as "Supernova" but with all of the Hellish imagery removed.

@FischerFilmStudio

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how much better Event Horizon would’ve been with Geiger’s design...

@truefanforum3273

3 жыл бұрын

Well there was a Hellraiser movie partially set in space. I think it was Bloodlines.

I've been binge watching you for the first time. It took me awhile to warm.up to you, but now you have me hooked. Congrats on your longevity, your sarcasm, and your niche - you seem to stay away from human centipedish stuff, and you should. Too many reviewers confuse fetish movies with cult movies, but you keep a clear, strong vision of what you're doing and I like that. You've won a fan!

Funny seeing this old review after just finishing the new blu-ray of the flick. Since the HD print is the first time I've seen this one (I never rented it on VHS, even though that cover enticed me so many times) this gives some solid perspective on how much was gained with a proper restoration. Fun little flick, and a solid review! Would be interesting to hear your fresh thoughts on a proper widescreen clear print of the movie one day.

@henrykujawa4427

Жыл бұрын

I keep saying lately... this is a GREAT time to be buying OLD movies!

- ...Also... Where the Hell were you??? - (deep breath) I got lost. - silence nono no no, I'm dying here. hahahahaha

@charlesws7825

4 ай бұрын

That made Bryce so adorable, honestly. ❤ And what Resident Evil fan couldn't relate? I got lost half the damn time in the Spencer Mansion!

" Crawlspace"!! A classic movie With Klaus. 💀

Actually covered this for "Cinefantastique" back in the day. It was shot basically in a warehouse - they were making the next set in one part, tearing down the last set behind them, and shooting in the middle. Place was noisy as hell except when it would all stop for shooting a scene. Didn't meet Kinsky who was only there for a few days, but Mallone was happy we were covering the film. His remake of "House on Haunted HIll" is still an underrated gem.

I love watching movies I saw at the video store when I was a kid. Glad to know I'm not the only one

*Titan Find is a highly underrated and important science-fiction horror film.*

So could you call this movie... "Attack on Titan"? (Dodges tomatoes and shoes)

@SodaPopBarbecue

7 жыл бұрын

But not the rocks!

@iguanaboi3921

7 жыл бұрын

Adiraiju DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS HE FIRST PERSON TO THINK OF THAT!

@gabedeltoro9423

7 жыл бұрын

But couldn't dodge the potatoes

@adiraiju9336

7 жыл бұрын

Now where'd all these lumps on my head come from?

@Cybermat47

7 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, before I watched it or knew anything about it, I thought that _Attack on Titan_ was about a Human colony on Titan that got attacked by aliens or something.

Not-Alan Thicke is actually Ferris Bueller's dad :P

@logicn.reasoning9744

3 жыл бұрын

Damn! My comment was 3 years late.

Klaus Kinsky Was so unbearable That On the Set Of CrawlSpace Someone Seriously thought of putting A hit on Him

Alien month was a lot of fun. Keep up the good work.

They're on Titan? Could be worse. They could have run into Thanos! Also, check out the 1989 movie *Moontrap*, available on Blu-ray.

@paladindarknite

7 жыл бұрын

i remember this movie with Dad, i love the groping part

@hydrolito

7 жыл бұрын

Titan is the name of one of the moons that orbit Saturn. It was not created by Marvel comics.

@KRhetor

6 жыл бұрын

I did like that Chekov finally got some.

@youdontknowme8129

5 жыл бұрын

Koenig was the star of Moontrap. I rented that when I was a kid. The only thing I can seem to remember about the movie was the space tents.

@gochem3013

4 жыл бұрын

The comic version. Not the movie version.

10:11 you could always go with the HEADSHOT!! sound byte. Lol.

you almost killed my sister LOL, loved the "psych" scene when the alien was thought dead, your victory punch "nailed It" got my sister laughing so hard that she was chocking and laughing on her snacks.

@thalia5382

5 жыл бұрын

I nearly died!!!

@davidholt2589

4 жыл бұрын

your sister sounds like a fat fuck.

By the way. Sean Young was in "Parasomnia", independent William Malone movie.

Wow, I actually remember seeing this movie back in the day. And I'm European! The funny thing is that until Brandon's reviews came along, I always mixed this movie together with Lifeforce, somehow thinking both stories were a part of one movie... O.o

Kinski has always been disturbing to watch. That's why he gets so many roles. He uses his look and attitude very well. Hell, he played a cowboy once and when you see him insanely riding a horse (the only one I can imagine actually doing that!) You just go WTF ! Fun to watch and possibly the only reason I would consider getting this movie.

I managed to dig up Malone's DVD a while ago. It's great! And not to badly priced. Thanks for putting me onto this, Brandon! Yay Bryce!

Old enough to see the cover in the video store? Dude, I saw this in the theatre. At that age, it was dark enough (literally absent of light) to give a little scare, and present fabulous tatas of a quite babe-licious actress for me to say, "Dayuuum!" Despite all the flaws, I found it entertaining.

this is still better than the actual Attack on Titan movie

@williamchico8518

7 жыл бұрын

No, sir. Attack on Titan live-action movie is worse than The Exorcist 3: Father Karras goes to Hell.

@asher8754

4 жыл бұрын

Exorcist 3 is actually a good movie

Plz more Videos with Kinski. He is sooo crazy.

I like how this movie is such a blatant Alien cash-in that Kinski's character is named "Hans Rudy", likely a nod to HR (Hans Ruedi) Giger

Actually, there was a wide screen 1080p version that was uploaded on youtube a year ago, and it looked amazing

Haha the giant calculator exploded! 😂👍 (Edit; Come to think of it, I've never seen Klaus Kinski and Tommy Wiseau in the same place at the same time!!)

Do Dark Star! It is an action sci-fi comedy full of hippies.There are also clear ties to Douglas Adams, like trying to talk a delusional intelligent bomb out of exploding. Actually, since the movie came out long before Hitchhiker's Guide, Adams may have stolen the idea from the movie, or been directly involved with the script.

@randomguy2518

4 жыл бұрын

Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy originated as a 1978 radio program, darkstar a 1974 film by John Carpenter

I watched this movie last night, and I quite enjoyed it! It's a pretty solid 80s sci/fi/creature horror B-movie that's definitely worth viewing for fans of the genre and era.

My first thought when I saw the title was , "Wait, the Peter Benchly miniseries?"

Thanks for making this May special, Brandon! Looking forward to your next videos like always

The good ole days of HBO is how i remember this little cult gem.

I wonder if they found any Mega City One judges spending time for various crimes.

I presumed Klaus' character had gone a bit 'funny' after being left all alone on Titan for ages.

"Chances are you saw this box cover staring at you from the horror movie section" my grandmother owned this movie and had it at the end of her movie shelf (which had openings) so i saw it everytime i rounded the corner. Nights were not fun for 5 year old me.

Wendy Schall also played Martin Short's crush in 1987's Innerspace.

My hometown still have the video store we still have a running Blockbuster all my relatives come from Tennessee they just stop and stare at it in confusion and ask how?

How this didn’t sweep the ‘85 Oscars and make people think twice about goin to see James Cameron’s Box Office Bonn Aliens is beyond me...

The full screen version of this is streaming on Prime. The widescreen disc has very limited availability but is still there. I like this movie quite a bit. (Apr 10, 2020)

Ahhh the most alien of all the alien rip offs

Director William Malone also owned the original Robbie the Robot for many years. Robbie went up for auction earlier this week, and set a price record for a movie prop.

Brandon think you are the funniest Movie reviewer ever, I can't go episode without laughing, thank you! 👍👍

I Actually Do Remember Seeing That in the Horror Section when I was a Kid. Man Talk About Video Store Nostalgia. Lol!

That's funny because I have this movie on DVD, great video Brother, Blessings.

The horror movie section brings back old memories. My childhood was all about horror and sci-fi. And I do remember creature being in every movie store I've ever been in.

The gaunt looking black haired lady is actually Simone from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

another Kinski movie i need to see, thanks man :D (his behind the scenes stuff is simply amazing, he was such an asshole to every producer ever :D :D) nice review as always. keep up the good work brandon

This was unexpectedly fun. And yes, that was why I rented it. Great work.

You should make a list of your favorite films (like actual favorite films, not just cult ones)

Just discovered your channel....fun stuff. In the late '60s I was in a band with Bill Malone and though he envisioned himself to be Paul McCartney he was seriously into monster movies. He was working on a latex replica costume of the creature from the black lagoon. It's great to see his name come up in one of your reviews.

Omg i remember watching this movie WAY TOO YOUNG, like 8 or 9 yrs old, it terrified me, i loved it.

This film looks fantastic on Bluray.

Creature is actually available on KZread, still transfers of VHS but free.

@austinwillcut4919

5 жыл бұрын

You can go to Amazon and order a legit widescreen DVD for under 10 bucks. It has widescreen at the top of the cover and the transfer isn't a vhs rip.....it's the real deal. It's the same uncut transfer from that DVD he's talking about in the video.

Well, it took 4 years but Vinegar Syndrome is releasing it on Blu ray on Black Friday

The temperature on the planet was -288? Isn't -273 the lowest you can go?

@andrewgwilliam4831

6 жыл бұрын

thepersonalcomputer1 Er, no.

@TheRealNormanBates

6 жыл бұрын

"Isn't -273 the lowest you can go?" not for Klaus Kinski.

@iapetusmccool

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly, America stil uses Fahrenheit in the future.

Thanks for this upload,I really needed cheering up and your videos are sure stress killers.And yes, I do remember that video cover,by the way how's the music going?Well, I hope,this is definitely one of my favorite channels.

Jesus Christ I DO REMEMBER SEEING THAT MOVIE IN THE VIDEO STORE! My dad saw me watching the video, and was like "wasn't that the movie that freaked you out, rather than Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster?" I didn't remember at first, but I remember some totally-not-a-rapist-dude being like "You like scary movies, you should watch this!" Man, the first minute, and the memories are REAL!

"I can't believe it's not Alan Thicke" Good lord that's brilliant! hahaha

Awww...now I wish I would have rented this as a kid. This is probably the most recognized box cover from the video store for me as a kid.

I haven't seen an Alien knockoff this poorly lit since AVP Requiem.

@sparkfilms558

4 жыл бұрын

@LadyGaGa is hot r/whoosh

@sparkfilms558

4 жыл бұрын

@LadyGaGa is hot Yes that's what he was implying

@jonlandrum6424

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact this is a Roger Corman production James Camron worked behind the scenes as well as Bill Paxton they both went on to work on Aliens which is pretty much a more developed version

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

@Will Fryer 2 It's...a...JOKE!

@christianreyes5912

2 жыл бұрын

You ain’t lying.

Hey Brandon, you should do Alien 2: Sulla Terra next! It's an unofficial sequel to the original alien made by an Italian film company in 1980.

Hellraiser + H.R. Giger = Nightmare fuel overdose.

I hope you get a chance to see and review MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH.

@MoviesTubeYou0675

4 жыл бұрын

rosselliswilkinson hell yes

"Bryce, we thought you were dead!!!" "Nope."

I like that Vinegar Syndrome has released this for people to buy on Blu Ray.

As a little kids in the 80's & 90's, I always saw the VHS at the local video and was intrigued by the box cover of the creature, and wanted to see the film. I got my change when I was in High School. Now I have a copy of this on my PC.

So happy Vinegar Syndrome gave this movie a proper BluRay release and restored the movie to boot, looks fantastic! Glad I purchased it during their Black Friday Sale. Great review Brandon!

The cover really freaked me out when I was little lol, I have a copy of this one along with two other movies called The Demon and Pieces.

Hey Brandon, does MoonTrap 1989 count as an alien rip-off?

I just realized that this movie is almost a perfect mix of Thing and Alien....Diane Salinger is a like a poor mans Sogourney Weaver...tall somewhat masculine with dark curly hair and a deep voice

So need to transfer to HD, would love this DVD or better yet Blu ray!

14:35 Quoting Roland from Borderlands 1.

You're definitely right about seeing that cover art in video stores!👌👍

8:30 I don't know, Cthulhu is said to be a dead God who's dreaming in his sunken city of R'lyeh.

8:26 Getting into Lovecraft country here. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die".

Diane Salinger? Wait...... She played 'The Penguins' MOTHER!

I'm old enough to remember those tapes but I never saw this movie there.

An old friend huh... Could it be... Is is The Big G?

This is a good movie for its time

It was the first movie my Uncle Paulie bought on VHS when he got his first VCR.

Bryce: *sheepishly* I got lost... *Brandon looks on disapprovingly* Brandon: Okay! Good enough for me. Me: *absolutely loses it*

Still loving your show, keep it up!

Creature: wish you could see more. Alien 3: wish you could see less.

Older review I know, my apologies for commenting so late but I just wanted to tell you that I got a really big kick out of the review. Well done on the approach, I recently had to pick up a cheap copy of this in prep for a podcast, your own personal thoughts actually helped sync my own, much appreciated!! ~ VHS82’