Dude looks tough and sounds tough...grows plants. Love it.

@TheGeekyChef1190

2 жыл бұрын

@@mf-- seconded. Best plant channel

@nunyabiznes33

2 жыл бұрын

@@mf-- thanks for reminding me of the channel

@nunyabiznes33

2 жыл бұрын

Coz he tough like plants!

@heliosheota

2 жыл бұрын

Growing plants are hard tho :')

@flameshadowwolf5387

2 жыл бұрын

He’s both parts of the Florist/Tattoo shop AU

This man is teaching about plants while dressed all in green and with a lot of plant tattoos. I am very happy about this.

@mf--

2 жыл бұрын

He has a youtube channel. Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. There is a link in the video description.

@edgarcordova2441

2 жыл бұрын

@@mf-- omg ur right, thanks!!

@lelandrb

2 жыл бұрын

anyone know what compound is printed on his sweater?

@davepeace603

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelandrb ??

@MrLolwut88

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelandrb I don't know but tagging this in case someone finds out, i'm dying of curiosity

dudes a certified Botanist, Biologist, Chemist, Mycologist, and Ecologist. This is the coolest man I've ever seen.

@whatilearnttoday5295

4 ай бұрын

He just knows a Mycologist real well. ;) Alan Rockefeller nice.

As someone who's enjoyed his main channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for a few years now, I gotta say it is quite frankly bizarre to see him so clean and collected. Usually he's swearing up a storm about the state of suburban sprawl and stuff like that.

@jonathanboone3156

Жыл бұрын

Right, in this video we didn't get the "the traditional" sign off.

@andyreinisch8734

11 ай бұрын

@@jonathanboone3156 anyway, gfy bye

@cameronwulff

5 ай бұрын

Is this the same guy?

@ZebraMetal

2 ай бұрын

I was coming here to say the same thing lmao. It's so unfamiliar to see Joey being so calm etc.

@marion957

Ай бұрын

don't worry, he hasn't changed lol

the accent, the tattoos, the plant knowledge, this guy is hitting a lot of switches i didn't know i had 🌞

@dalerimoller272

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, right?!

@karlaorourke7554

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 😁

@Shooketh__

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@jacklyndeans6590

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@Midnightwolf1333

2 жыл бұрын

@@canadiangemstones7636 Ohmygod I thought I recognized him!

This guy is the definition of "never judge a book by its cover"

@M3h3ndr3

Жыл бұрын

But maybe you should judge him by his cover he has only plant tattos xD

@dongshengdi773

Жыл бұрын

​@@M3h3ndr3 Almost everybody understands evolution wrong. they all think it is just chance that plants and animals evolve. Rather it's a combination of many factors including consciousness. a good example would be the evolution of mimicry and defense mechanisms

@leoparathesweekgeeky7244

Жыл бұрын

I mean he has been to jail. This whole episode has been so weird for me because I haven't hear him cuss once lol

@difaauliastanzah

Жыл бұрын

well, he's cover like Botany book

@kf9346

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, pretty good cover too

The next Pokemon Grass-type gym leader NEEDS to be based off this guy.

@exalmer14

6 ай бұрын

Gym leader? This guy deserved to at least be an Elite Four

@cobalt1754

2 ай бұрын

No way Nintendo would do it based on how Japan views tattoos.

I love that he's absolutely covered in ink... and it's all botanical. 10/10

This guy is literally the embodiment of breaking down stereotypes. I would have had ZERO idea he would have anything to do with plants, let along be wicked intelligent about it.

@spectral__

2 жыл бұрын

I would have. 'Cause of all them plant tattoos lolol

@MrEazyE357

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his KZread "Crime Pays Botany Doesn't"?

@HazeLmao

2 жыл бұрын

don’t judge based on appearance come on lol

@MichaelBruceTaos

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, in the real world, intelligent people come in all forms. On the internet however, everyone is convinced the world is composed of nothing but stereotypes.

@ciarahall918

2 жыл бұрын

He’s entirely self-taught.

I don't know if this is still the case but Joey said he didn't get paid yet for this video. PAY UP for the great content! He deserves it.

@JaguarBST

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a guy you want to pay in time.

@dulcecarbajal5877

Жыл бұрын

Pay the man smh

@eric-qx1us

Жыл бұрын

He looks looks like the type of guy who had an teamster uncle who accidentally fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.

@mikalamcgowan

Жыл бұрын

Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is his actual YT channel name

@TalynCo

Жыл бұрын

Hope he has been by now. Glad for the plug for his own channel too.

I'm sorry, but did you find the best person to talk to me about plants in the history of man? I want more of this guy.

@SomethingSeemsOff

Жыл бұрын

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is his youtube channel. 90% of his videos he's out there with the plants in the wild showing up close ups and everything, he's awesome! While being even funnier than he was in this video.

You guys should have him on again! A part 2 is badly needed!

@ot7stan207

10 ай бұрын

No. Not if they don’t pay on time

This is the guy we want as a teacher. It'd be cool to have him.

@louievbaby

2 жыл бұрын

He is your teacher

@owk9018

2 жыл бұрын

Sure he whack bad kids, may be

@DuranmanX

2 жыл бұрын

Forget about it

@YesIAmSmarterThanYouPleaseCope

2 жыл бұрын

@@DuranmanX Ayyyyyyy

@dflatproduction

2 жыл бұрын

I’m proud to contribute as your 666th like.

I loved that WIRED gave up bleeping him about halfway through.

@ADeeSHUPA

2 жыл бұрын

@@cortisonesss wKwKwK

@kidman2505

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh but he didn't give us his usual sign off either tho. "have a nice day go eff yourself" I was waiting for it the whole time :X lol (His KZread channel is (Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't")

@philipbutler

2 жыл бұрын

yeah newish youtube rule is you only get striked for swearing in the first 4ish min

@keth8947

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipbutler ahhh, I didn't know that. Interesting

So weird to have him end a video without “gfy bye” 😂. I really liked this one and truly appreciate how it covered so many plant topics. Thanks Joey! You’ve really amped up my appreciation of native plants and now I can’t stop looking for them in every place I go.

@emilyunderscoremarie

Жыл бұрын

HAHAH yes I was expecting the gfy bye too. I love him so much!!!!

@davest6044

2 ай бұрын

❤Have a good rest of your day! ??? Now I'll spend the rest of my day confused, is this an AI simulator? What have they done with Joe?

This man is self-taught. I have followed him for a while. He has grown so much in popularity that schools now turn to him. He even answers someone who asks him how to become a botanist.

I’m so glad about his message on plant medicine. The “it’s natural, it’s better” mentality drives me insane.

@ns-uo7it

2 жыл бұрын

I had a patient die of a heart attack because he didn’t want to take a statin medication (lowers risk of heart attack) because it’s “not natural, and it’ll interfere with my ginkgo supplement”

@ladylove34

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I was like, “Preach!” 👏🏿👏🏿

@timmanning5206

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@theobserver9131

2 жыл бұрын

I love nature, and spend a lot of time there. And no, nature is not nice, even if it is beautiful. Nature mostly wants to eat you. As long as you know that, you can get along fine with nature. It's these fuzz brains that think that nature loves them that go camping and never come back.

@rfldss89

2 жыл бұрын

you should check out his hippie dippie grocery store tour, then. I dont remember if its whole foods or trader joe's, either way its probably up your aisle.

Joey is fantastic and Wired really should credit his personal youtube channel: "Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt". He's amazing.

Жыл бұрын

His channel is listed near the top in the description.

@luci_datum

Жыл бұрын

I KNEW HE SOUNDED FAMILIAR Cpbbd has been one of my most watched channels of this year lol

@Miskinello

Жыл бұрын

Oh that's him!!! I've never seen his face before

@theapplekingdom5493

Жыл бұрын

@@Miskinello that's because he's too cute to show on camera.

@bakedbean37

Жыл бұрын

He's great. I love his channel. As soon as he started talking in this I had to double check what channel this was on. Now I'm off to "go f_ _k myself ..!" At least that's what usually happens about now. 🙂

Nothing better than an aggressively working class accent dropping extreme knowledge. 10/10, an unbeaten genre, Love it.

@zerjiozerjio

Ай бұрын

Yes!!🙌

@kuchennnn

Ай бұрын

what does that even mean

Bring him back. We need a part 2

@mf--

11 ай бұрын

Joey Stantore posts KZread videos as Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.

I must say Wired you are really doing your homework. I’ve been watching Crime Pays But botany Doesn’t for so long and I feel he’s such a pillar to my KZread experience. It’s great to know somebody over at big channel like Wired is watching the stuff I’m watching. Much love guys!

@Cyssane

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I've been following his KZread channel for a long time. Great job, Wired!

@Nerudah

2 жыл бұрын

Same. So happy to see him here.

@alexschlax5876

2 жыл бұрын

For real!! Love seeing big channels recognize and support smaller channels, makes me like wired even more for doin this, hope they bring him back too!

@sc4ml1kely

2 жыл бұрын

Very shocking to hear him end a video without "go fck yourself, bye"

@Nerudah

2 жыл бұрын

@@sc4ml1kely true, this was a very sanitized version of him lol!

I love how he calls himself a mook and then goes into these pretty in depth explanations about plant anatomy and geneology. He also looks great in green and is smashing the idea that smart people can't have tattoos or accents.

@coltonp7149

Жыл бұрын

It’s 2022, that ideology is smashed already. He goes into in depth explanations of botany, ecology, and evolutionary biology… lol. Idk what y’all picture a botanist looking like, but spoilers, we’re just humans lol

@_ZeroQueen_

Жыл бұрын

@@coltonp7149 My comment is based purely on how he called himself a mook. He basically says, "Im a low level/ working class person who isn't very smart" and then goes into a great botany mini lecture. The purposeful juxtaposition speaks to my sense of humor. The last part is based in my own experience being encouraged to code switch, change my hair, and cover up tattoos in order to "look more professional" Professional appearance standards are slowly changing but there is still pressure to soften accents and cover body mods....even in 2022.

@danielggonzalez5785

Жыл бұрын

I cannot imagine a Nobel prize winner (Physics and chemistry, let's say) not having an accent xD.

@simonkoeman3310

Жыл бұрын

@@_ZeroQueen_ he is a low level working class person. This is just his hobby

@mohawk4759

Жыл бұрын

what are u talking about everyone has an accent lol Edit: and tbh most younger botanists i know have tattoos haha

This guy cut all the BS and kept it so real while discussing plants. Give this man a TV show.

@disdehcet

Жыл бұрын

he already has a sucessful youtube channel! www.youtube.com/@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt/

@akogarehouse

7 ай бұрын

He has one. It's called: crime pays but botany doesnt. it's amazing

@elkippy

4 ай бұрын

He has one, it's called Kill Your Lawn, check it out.

My man got a mushroom question and didn’t blink even though it’s not his field. Mycologist and botanist Love this video as a lover of biogeography and botany.

“If you wanna get all woo woo about it open up an organic chemistry textbook” might be a new favorite quote lol.

To the person who asked how long it takes to grow peyote: The real psychedelic and spiritual journey was the journey to grow it all along.

@jaynelson6228

2 жыл бұрын

Thus guy gets it

@grimble4564

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to grow peyote for purely aesthetic and conservatory reasons but yeah growing your own psychedelics really makes a profound difference in the experience

@seanludeman4940

Жыл бұрын

San Pedro grows faster too if that’s what he was looking for but yes the journey of growing is lovely too!

@santiagolazo6800

Жыл бұрын

I didnt catch that question in the video, can someone time stamp it?. (Btw i also grow peyote and san pedros, peyotes grow about 1cm a year they start up their lives with 5 ribs and will add a rib abour every 5 years or so, so you can estimate a peyotes age by the number of ribs. I also graft peyote onto san pedro which makes it grow 1000x faster but it loses its “medicinal” qualities, over all really beautiful plants to grow and stare at

@cai103

Жыл бұрын

Mind blown!!🤯

He's not the idea of "botanist" the most of us have in our minds. And that is awesome.

I've worked in landscaping and have met several tattooed/rough and tumbled guys who have taught me more about plants than anyone else! One guy could tell you what any type of mushroom was just by looking at it

I love a man who says things like, “Plant taxonomy is my favorite subject.”

@marcusjones6098

Жыл бұрын

It's the accent and vivacious intellect that got me like 😏

@mariabaumgartel766

Жыл бұрын

Not one F bomb, what‘s up with dat

@ElusiveTy

Жыл бұрын

@@mariabaumgartel766 5:45

This guy was great, everything he said was interesting, his botany knowledge is obviously immense. This is one of the best supports to come out for a while

@mdog86

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely check out his youtube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't if you haven't already, it's incredible

@harrywoodman2988

2 жыл бұрын

he's had a few years in university and then dropped out and was a train conductor for awhile, his other channel is very entertaining but he does have a propensity to have some rather salty adjectives interspersed with the knowledge

@fuxan

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrywoodman2988 sometimes what we all need is a little salt in our communication diet.

@buffnipz

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdog86 Wow I didn't realize this was him!! I guess I should've recognized the voice lol. He's the best.

@feloniousbutterfly

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrywoodman2988 This is accurate but also the reason his channel is so good.

The fact this video didn’t end with a “go f*ck yourself bye” threw me off.

I cannot find a single fault with this man. He is perfection. 🥰

Crime pays is one of the most underrated channels on youtube. You’re seriously missing out if you haven’t seen Joey’s stuff. GFY

@kathryndeloria1834

2 жыл бұрын

Sure adds to my knowledge and my humor quota…love this guy.

@eLGeeJR

2 жыл бұрын

GFY, bye!

@BDistoshortforahandle

2 жыл бұрын

@@eLGeeJR Right! Wish he threw that in there but I get it... might not be the right platform for that

14:50 _“Open up a f*ckin Organic Chemistry textbook, you know, rather than watching some hippy snake oil salesman on KZread”_ 🤣😂 I love this guy.

@racingpig7458

2 жыл бұрын

Yep gotta be my fav part.

@peachesaupear8455

Ай бұрын

So true and that they forgot to bleep it surprised me lol

I didn’t even realize I wanted to know all those things but he presented the info in such an absorbable and entertaining way, it was impossible to not enjoy this video.

Love this channel. Thank you Joey for hanging in there and creating a place for us all to become engaged in botany.

I love Joey Santore, I've been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for years now, and I can tell u this guy really knows what he is into. He is so smart and passionate about Botany.

@gardengatesopen

Жыл бұрын

🌵 My favorite botanist. 🌿

@ceIIardoor

Жыл бұрын

He rules!

@stephenpmurphy591

Жыл бұрын

Changed my peoples perception of botany! He's doing amazing things with his You Tube channel.

@Mikishots

Жыл бұрын

I bought a book he recommended called Botany In A Day. Best money I ever spent.

@waynejohnson1786

11 ай бұрын

I’m gonna watch just based off that title 😂

No way! Botany has finally paid!

@XcaptainXobliviousX

2 жыл бұрын

a shocking development

@simeon24

2 жыл бұрын

don’t overwater him though!

@sooocheesy

2 жыл бұрын

actually on his live stream last Sunday he said they still haven't paid him lol

@Arelenedhel

Жыл бұрын

@@sooocheesy really????

7:09 I studied evolutionary biology at uni and wrote an essay on the plants of New Caledonia. The plants there are an amazing example of how geology can influence the diversity of plants; the soil has many areas with incredibly high levels of heavy metals interspersed with areas of other concentrations and the plants have had to adapt to tolerate that. Totally different plant communities can be separated by distances of a couple of hundred metres, and it's really fascinating!

This is probably my favourite episode so far - Joey is so charismatic and those answers so clear! Talk about a stylish delivery too! Definitely makes me want to learn more about this subject :)

This guy should be snatched up by a university ASAP. He is 💯 the type of teacher who can reach/inspire students interested in the field.

@mencken8

Жыл бұрын

I could not disagree more. The university environment would do him no good, and I can’t see where his know.edge needs any boosting.

@nycbearff

Жыл бұрын

@@mencken8 He'd be a great teacher. Perhaps teach in an extension program where he wouldn't have to deal with all the academic flim-flam.

@robertmcmanus636

Жыл бұрын

@@nycbearff Yeah, he's a natural. Just watch his videos. I doubt he'd want the BS to deal with teaching at any kind of "respectable" institution.

@bonsummers2657

Жыл бұрын

Such students go about it self taught, as Joey did. You, like most people on this comment thread, are drawn to entertainers. Joey's an entertainer in this context.

@shitbag.

Жыл бұрын

I've learned a lot more with him being in front of a paywall.

Having watched Joey’s channel for a while, that was certainly a begrudged “Have a nice rest of your day.”

@ReebWilsoh

2 жыл бұрын

haveanicedaygofuggyurselfbye.

@lukeeagles1756

2 жыл бұрын

Walking his daag by the baag "Go F yourself bye." xD

@jaredknapp8886

2 жыл бұрын

Gfy

@delishuspear

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo yuhh

@bootsanator

2 жыл бұрын

Have a great rest of your day..........gfys.............bye

Dude it's amazing to see how far this man has come, just spreading the knowledge of botany. I remember watching his videos years ago and he was in Chicago going over ditch weed and other plants thriving in strange neglected places. Now getting a slot with a WIRED is pretty fuckin tight to see.

His channel is the best. He talks in a way I don't mind listening to on a subject I never thought about. Real in the best way possible.

Been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for years now and am glad to see Joey here. Will say, to all you seeing him for the first time here. This is him being tame, like, incredibly tame. Go check him out for a riotous good time and lots of learning.

@pasta-and-heroin

2 жыл бұрын

you convinced me, im heading to his channel after this. seems like a top bloke

@fnorazril

2 жыл бұрын

He is a great guy. Super knowledgeable and incredibly crass with his humor. Travels to a lot of really interesting places and gushes about the plants and geography.

@smgp2023

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Was looking for this comment.

@AssistantLeaflet

Жыл бұрын

Me too man freaking love this guy cheers

@CHEVYCAMARO4GEN

Жыл бұрын

Same this is why I couldn’t believe it was him, not enough cursing tho

I've watched this dude for ages. Love that he's been picked up by wired for a video. Make his videos a regular thing!

@kelliesaunders4905

2 жыл бұрын

Where do you see his videos?? I am now hooked. Will be searching KZread!!

@madamemara9129

2 жыл бұрын

@@kelliesaunders4905 Crime pays, but botany Doesn't is the channel name. it's linked in the description

@kelliesaunders4905

2 жыл бұрын

@@madamemara9129 thank you so much! I finally got myself together and figured it out lol I am a big fan of learning plants.

@darkmann12

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah was mad stoked to see his face on the thumbnail!

I love this guy I don't know half tf word he says but sure gets me more interested

Dude is such a good teacher, so much fascinating knowledge.

this guy got me into botany over 2 1/2 years ago, and gave such a great model for learning botany and natural sciences without necessarily being in higher education.

@tainoroyal6585

2 жыл бұрын

Same! His getting started video is great. I got the books he recommended too

Hands down my favourite episode in the series yet. I love the way this man talks. Between his casual use of scientific vocabulary without dumbing down and clear concise responses juxtaposed with his 'fuhgeddaboudit' affect, swearing and tattoos... I'm all in. I'd take his masterclass in hot minute. More like this! 👍

@jjrichards1099

2 жыл бұрын

You're in luck because he does do online masterclasses every so often, though they are not free. But he has a buckload of free and super informative content on his channel Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't, where he's out in the field showing all kinds of plants and teaching all about them. Check it out!

@claytonfs

2 жыл бұрын

He also tends to ham up the Chicago accent on his channel, which I think is funny.

@Blakearmin

2 жыл бұрын

Go watch his channel. He's great! Been watching him for years. Travels all over the world and talks about plants. But much more colorfully.

@latashastrahan4297

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect synopsis of his videos! I 💯% agree with you 😄

@latashastrahan4297

2 жыл бұрын

@@claytonfs lol....is that Chicago?!😄

There's something absolutely delightful of an "old mook" being this well educated and articulate. Fantastic video.

Ey, Wired. This have to be, of all the amazing experts, the chillest due you've ever had on. It's so cool to see sort of a Mafioso speaking, and looking dude, with the accent and all, and the sort of slangy, chill language and behaviour, and the dude just LOOOVES plants! It is just amazing!

I can't believe you got Joey on here. This guy is so underrated

@genevieveyork7275

2 жыл бұрын

I hope his channel blows up after this, he deserves it

out of ALL botanists, you chose Joey Santore. THANK YOU. Dreams do come true.

I feel like I have learned so much Joey is clear, concise and his manner is so lovely Like I'm so new to this topic but I never felt lost or unclear when he explained I really enjoyed this one

Seriously buddy you're a really devout plant guy. Really admirable. All the best to your career!

Wired- very smart move. This needs to be a regular feature. Your audience gets the usual high quality content despite missing the dogs, most of the f-bombs, Joey's alter ego and his heartfelt signoff. His channel is a long form banger.

@dalerimoller272

2 жыл бұрын

I second this. More Joey, please!

Here's another reason why I love this guy. He's a straight shooter because @13:25 he breaks it down like it is. And even though I love plant medicine myself. I hate the recklessness with which it's handled and consumed in the psychonaut community. Because it's honestly really irresponsible, and there's a lot of misinformation that gets spread around and thought of as truthful. I'm always amazed at his wealth of information and I *love* his Chicago accent too. It feels comforting like our hometown 😃❤️

@no1hypocrite

2 жыл бұрын

crime pays but botany doesn't is his KZread page, great stuff.

This is easily one of my favorite Tech Support videos! Bring this guy back if he's willing - I could listen to him talk about plants for hours.

The most facts listed out in a 26 minute period ever! Fascinating, I loved everything about this!

Saw Joey in the thumbnail, had to click. As a generalist, I combine plants, animals, and geology to form intentional self sustaining ecosystems that human beings are a part of, so I have SOME knowledge of Botany .. but Mr. Santore is a proper botanist, and entertaining to listen to as well. He often reveals things that I either didn't know, or hadn't thought about in a while .. and that makes me better at MY job. National treasure, this guy.

@Hannah-zc8gn

Жыл бұрын

So like a larger scale vivarium?

@G8tr1522

Жыл бұрын

as a generalist? a what? what do you do??

@thepervertedmonk2353

Жыл бұрын

Generalist, ilike that

Wired should just be called “everything that’s interesting.” Your content is so consistently awesome!

If my plant anatomy prof had been half as interested as Joey then maybe I wouldn't have been half asleep in class.

I'm in the process of getting my qualifications up, and next year I'm hoping to get into a Botany course. This video reaffirmed my confidence. I've been interested in this for a while, alongside many other things of course, though I feel as though a structured environment would be better for me to learn more; I'm glad that Joey didn't put that down, and considered the individual. Joey seems like a lovely person, and incredibly knowledgeable. I wish him the best.

I've been watching his KZread channel for about two years now and the way he rattles off scientific names and rants about human encroachment on natural habitats is fantastic. Also, the way he talks to and about plants is pleasantly naughty, hilarious and all around awesome.

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is one of greatest online joys. I could listen to this guy read a stack of restaurant menus.

Loved it, need part 2.

22:38 love this! So many people think anything end with a “-ist” you have to have a degree in it. But it’s just someone who studies plants. Anyone can be a botanist, you just gotta enjoy the subject of botany and be knowledgeable

Absolutely loved this video, the charisma on this man is insane.

@richardduarte9118

2 жыл бұрын

He's got an awesome KZread channel. Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.

@arnorrian1

2 жыл бұрын

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t is his channel. Great stuff.

I would love to take a botany class headed by this man. Knowledgeable, factual but so very worldly. No pretentiousness. I love it.

@PromorteD

Жыл бұрын

He has some online sessions on his channel crimepaysbutbotanydoesn't

@naomikriss5208

Жыл бұрын

He should do a master class. I’d take it.

This makes my botany/ecology heart happy! I studied this in college, and it's been some time, but I love being reminded of what I learned, and still know.

Soon as he got to the leaves changing color I dropped everything and paid so much attention. It’s my favorite thing about autumn.

This dude sounds like he's in the mafia, heavily tattooed like a movie villain, shows attitude like a mobster, and totally explained quite a lot of my plant keeping failures. Love it.

@coltonp7149

Жыл бұрын

So he is a villain, a mobster, and must be a criminal due to having tattoos. Got that racism on a low simmer, huh bud.

@boomdoom2596

Жыл бұрын

It ain’t racism, it’s stereotype. And you can blame the movies for that, not this person. Plus they specifically said “like ~”, implying that he is not those things, but has the same charm they would.

@boomdoom2596

Жыл бұрын

@Colton Price, also, it’s not odd to give someone a second check just because they have tattoos. If you look at onsen (“bath houses” I think it’s translated to?), they usually won’t allow anyone with a tattoo in due to them having too much of a relation with the Japanese Yakuza. You may be able to slip on by if you’re a foreigner and “gaijin smash” your way in but even then they have the right to turn you down.

@pineapple7024

Жыл бұрын

@@coltonp7149 Notice that he uses the word “like” and you used the word “is.” When the word “like” is used comparatively, it is a literary device known as a simile. Very weird how you tweaked the original comment to say what you wanted it to say

@coltonp7149

Жыл бұрын

Why are y’all still talking? I didn’t invite conversation, I just stated a fact. Move on?

Joeys about to get those tv deals I’m so stoked to see him succeed

@SomethingSeemsOff

2 жыл бұрын

I think he will be careful about what gigs or endorsements he takes. If you've watched his videos for a long time you probably know how he feels about all that. But I agree! Him and his brand are really starting to grow which is awesome to see!

@Nanigross

2 жыл бұрын

@@SomethingSeemsOff I'm just happy to see him doing well 🤘

Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt

Tech Support videos (WIRED) are so interesting and entertaining, love them, and this one might the best one yet. Mr Santore really knows his stuff and the language is easy to understand. Got me really wanting a plant right now.

Joey Santore literally got me into growing because of his channel. He's a great teacher and great character. A good and wonderful sharing man. Learning while laughing. Wonderful. I'm on my second year garden and growth.

@viagra5207

Жыл бұрын

growing what

My understanding of why Durian smells so bad is that in its natural habitat there's a large range between trees. The primary consumer of the fruit in the wild is the Orangutan. So the extreme smell is a way for the fruit to be easily found, consumed, and the seeds spread

@ub-4630

Жыл бұрын

Do they smell "bad" tho? I always thought they just have a strong smell. Strong smell doesn't necessarily mean bad smell. Just a smell but with higher intensity.

@LunarForte

Жыл бұрын

@@ub-4630 People who aren't familiar with the scent often describe it as meaty and rotten smelling when they first smell it. I thought it smelled like old urinal cakes and porta-potty, in my experience!

I appreciate your practical approach to applying your knowledge.

This dude is really articulate and his answers are great! Nice video

This guy and the Mortician Support guy, the vibes are just perfect and they seem really excited to share what they know.

More of this guy. I want to just sit and have a beer or five with him and ask him everything about plants.

@andybaldman

2 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to his channel called ‘Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t’. He has 500 videos.

This guy reminds me alot of the plant professor here at my college. Love to see it, and if this dude isn't currently a prof, someone better give him a tenure contract asap

oof this person stole my heart with all his knowledge and being so passionate about what he loves so much

Been watching Joey since he was 1000 subscribers. Could listen to this guy all day even tho I'm not a plant enthusiast myself.

@andybaldman

2 жыл бұрын

He’s about to get a huge bump in subs. I’ve been there since about 25k. He’ll be at a million someday easily.

I never made the best grades in school, but if the experts Wired finds were my teachers, I would do much better, since they’re the people you wish were your teachers

@mf--

2 жыл бұрын

I think Joey teaches some online classes now/ occasionally. He posted some links a while ago on his youtube channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.

@allana6643

2 жыл бұрын

Legit! The math one had me understanding concepts multiple years of education could not get me to grasp

This guy makes plant knowledge cool. So many answers in so little time!

@ Joey Santore good to see you getting the publicity you deserve. Keep teaching, show the children authenticity and knowledge.

i really love how even if some of the questions were really basic and not as complex, he still gives really detailed answers without caring about how simple/easy the question might seem

@LukeMcGuireoides

2 жыл бұрын

He is a brilliant teacher. Best of all anyone with yt can tale his classes for free

Please bring this wise guy back. Not what I was expecting, but, as with most things it was even better. This guy rocks!

@evilsharkey8954

2 жыл бұрын

His channel is Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. I follow him and get to watch new videos every few days. Totally worth the time!

Bring him back please

I appreciate it when Joey interjects with a scientific name/term and then explains what it means.

Thank you promoting the Latin names of the plants. I insist on using them and some friends just roll their eyes and think it's stuffy... thing is, I need to only bring in cat safe plants, and I really need to be sure of what they are! For example, someone kept suggesting "bamboo" as a low light houseplant safe for cats, but turns out they meant something called popularly "lucky bamboo" which isn't even related to true bamboo and is poisonous

@katehache

Жыл бұрын

Great point. When you use Latin names you actually know what the heck you’re talking about. People call things the wrong name all the name and generally don’t know what they’re talking about.

@coltonp7149

Жыл бұрын

Can’t help but notice you didn’t use any scientific names lol

@Keralasha444

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no, no regular person should be required to know that info you poindexter

@spooks2599

Жыл бұрын

There's so many common names for plants. I hate when products use the common name because I have cats as well and I've seen many different plants called the same common name. I do like when they actually include the latin name so you can tell if they're pet safe

@alscritters156

Жыл бұрын

This especially when it comes to a bunch of plants with 3+ common names and also a ton of plants share common names with each other.

Joey Santore is an amazing inspiration. This dude absolutely rocks and I'm glad to see him increase his platform.

This guy is great. He is exactly who he is and his knowledge is only secondary to his ability to explain that knowledge in a way we can understand.

I adore this man. I could sit here and listen to him for hours just absorbing knowledge. I sincerely hope he teaches. I really really hope he does

Joey is a treasure. Crime Pays but Botany doesn't almost always makes me grin for hours, while at the same time learning new factlets about botany.

I went into my plant systematics class at university thinking it was going to be a snoozer. it ended up being one of my favorites of my whole Botany degree curriculum ☺️

@serpentskirte

Жыл бұрын

which school are you going to? (i'm trying to figure out which school i want to go to for botany lol)

Well Done Joey! I love the authenticity you exude, thanks for the lesson!

He is SOOOOOO good!! Thanks for being knowledgable and good at what you do!!! Cheers Joey!!