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@NouraZahle

Жыл бұрын

Is there another option to send you pictures of bookshelves outside of twitter?

@AnonymousOnimous

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Daniel. I had no idea how much I needed to choke on my tea at you chaotically huffing tropical fumes. But in all sincerity, I've been a bit stressed over medical things, and this video has been the first thing today to make me laugh.

@bobertobobino2372

Жыл бұрын

Is it perfume, are you supposed to just smell it? Why it sponsoring the fantasy book guy lol. It just seems like such a strange audience to target with smells.

@AnonymousOnimous

Жыл бұрын

@@bobertobobino2372 I dunno, Powels City of Books in Portland has their own perfume. It smells... like books. Don't ask me how they did that, but they did. And it sells.

@bobertobobino2372

Жыл бұрын

@@AnonymousOnimous Yeah I guess a bookstore having a book themed scent would work but this is scents unrelated to books as well i guess?

As I’m sure someone pointed out, the ‘ how old is Percy actually?‘ is in reference to Percy Jackson, and LT is probably Lightning thief. Anyway, you get the idea, hopefully you can sleep at night now

@allmyself666

Жыл бұрын

Beat me to it.

@pyroshell5652

Жыл бұрын

LT - Lightning Thief SM - Sea of Monsters BL - Battle of the Labyrinth LO - The Last Olympian. "LH + SN + MA + HH" Lost Hero + Son of Neptune + Mark of Athena + House of Hades. Each number is probably how many years have passed since the start of the series.

@Willsdeadbodyintartarus

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this!

@AHealthyDoseofFran

Жыл бұрын

That’s me! I am the person. Yeah I’m working out to show how Rick got Percy’s age wrong and by how much 😂

@gamedispute5122

Жыл бұрын

@@AHealthyDoseofFran Wait so what should his actual age have been?

bold of you to assume that lil Christmas tree isn't there all year round. that's what I would assume

I feel that at some point I must cook a roast, put it on my bookshelf, then submit the picture.

@trashtheunicorn7375

Жыл бұрын

pls do!

The mystery board was about Percy Jackson. LT is the 1st book, The Lightning Thief. SM is Sea of Monsters, etc each set of initials representing a book in the overarching Riordanverse by Rick Riordan starting with the Percy Jackson series going into Heroes of Olympus and finally the Trials of Apollo. Percy is given a canonical age via the author and books but a lot of fans think with the amount of time spent across the latter two series that he should've aged more than just a year or two over the course of those 10 books given he aged 4 years in the first 5 books of the original series.

@AHealthyDoseofFran

Жыл бұрын

Hey that’s me! Yeah, I also say that he’s not 16 by last Olympian cause sea of monsters and titans curse take place in the same year 🎉

@brandf.7691

Жыл бұрын

@@AHealthyDoseofFran Isn't he 12 in the first book though?

@CorbosAcer

Жыл бұрын

To add to this, there’s weirdness around his birth. Percy’s birthday is at the end of summer, but his parents are said to have met at the start of summer and only been together for one summer. Which means either his birth was extremely premature, extremely postmature, or his parents met in the southern hemisphere.

@AHealthyDoseofFran

Жыл бұрын

@@brandf.7691 the number is a 1 as in its 1 year

@perpetuallyonline

Жыл бұрын

@@AHealthyDoseofFran Percy says he's 12 in the Lightning Thief. Sea of Monsters happens the next summer so he's 13. Titan's Curse takes place that winter, which means Percy would've already turned 14 in August. In BoTL he's still 14 and we see him celebrate his 15th birthday in the last chapter. And the Last Olympian is set in August of the next year so he's 15 for the most part and turns 16 towards the end. The events of Heroes of Olympus take place the next June-August (except for the Lost Hero in the previous winter) and so Percy continues being 16 and would turn 17 in the upcoming weeks after Blood of Olympus. Trials of Apollo starts from January of the next year meaning Percy is now canonically *17 years old* until we have more books that take place after August. Rick is not very clear when it comes to the ages of his characters (see Nico, for example) but the one time he was very clear was with Percy.

The editing in these keeps getting weirder. Love it.

Thank you so much to the person that summited the funko one, the reaction was worth it

@katemccrea6963

Жыл бұрын

The Cheshire Cat was mine and that wasn't even in my initial submission post lol.

The irony of Daniel wondering if the board is talking about an obscure fantasy author when it’s Rick Riordan (love you Daniel).

Is it normal that I’m craving for a roast of my bookshelf everytime I see these videos?😂

@encyclical

Жыл бұрын

Me too… but it also makes me feel I should clean it up / add stuff….

@BWinced

Жыл бұрын

Same. But I must build bookshelves first. All my books are in storage bins.

@Xandycane

Жыл бұрын

Same but my bookshelf is just the top of my computer desk. I use my reader for most reading.

@meikusje

Жыл бұрын

I know for a fact he would hate my shelves, because I make zero effort to make them aesthetically pleasing 😂 but at least there's no knackage and certainly no Funkos!

@noahrogers2156

Жыл бұрын

every time i see the video im pained that i missed his announcment tweet

The one with the blocked window took me to truly dark places

You mentioned the salt lamp. So many people i talked to who have a salt lamp have said variations of "I thought it was just for ambience, it does something?" None of us knew about the "science" part of salt lamps

7:26 hearing daniel call the embroidery crochet hurts my needlework heart (half joking). It's a very nice embroidered skull!

@seaof_stars

Жыл бұрын

as a crocheter who has been learning embroidery (I can succesfuly stick the needle into the cloth without burning the house down), it was painful lol

@anacampos6240

Жыл бұрын

That alone almost made me close the video and go find something else to do '-'

@zoecoffee6601

Жыл бұрын

Omg same!! After he said that I went straight to the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed

I'm a big fan of these cat videos where you talk in the background.

Daniel will slowly continue to add more and more video boxes (there's probably a better term for that), until eventually every single book on the shelves will have a video fitted to the spine.

Honored to be roasted so brutally on my first submission. I’ll reevaluate my life decisions now

This video made me go on an hour long shelf-cleaning spree and I can't forgive you for it

@n1ppe

Жыл бұрын

Good

They should make a funko pop of Daniel. It would be their best seller.

Blocking the window is where I draw the line! Also the one with the plants and the map... I'm a crazy plant lady so wasn't bothered except that yes, their next book haul will also require a shelf haul.

My dog wants to thank you for including the catcam. Eyes fixed and ears perked througout the roast.

Bro!! You roasted my shelf!! Haha, thanks! There’s a lot of work to do. We’re planning on building an office/library eventually. With my wife listening to The Way of Kings and enjoying it I can see a lot more fantasy books in our future 😎 It was awesome meeting you! Keep up the great content!

I swear these videos always pop up when my bookshelf is at its messiest and then I get self-conscious about it + clean it

Love these roasts, especially the clean it up first one. The moment these submissions ever open up to discord or insta I will definitely join in to see what his opinions on my shelves happens to be. And Mako was added perfection.

How can I send in my shelf? I don’t use Twitter. I need to be roasted slowly for maximum tenderness.

@DanielGreeneReviews

Жыл бұрын

Instagram dm maybe?

@gnomishviking3013

Жыл бұрын

@@DanielGreeneReviews I’ll send one later today when the lighting is better. Thanks!

I look forward to all these videos 😁 can't wait for this 😁

Please daddy goblin can you for once let us know when you're doing one of these on youtube? For us those who don't use twitter? Maybe a community tab post or something

I always get so happy when you upload videos man! Love that you’ve found your new groove also. Keep it up!

The Goblin Judgement has been delivered upon my shelves. Thanks for the A+ man. I blocked the window because... it was in the way. The poster I got after the bookshelves were added. I just bought a size too big. That's why my copy of 1984 with the eye is in front. Loved the video.

Always look forward to these! I love your content

You're probably going to have to read Brody's book now, given all the sh*t you've given it. xD

@brodiewhitburn4562

Жыл бұрын

Haha I am a bit nervous if he were to actually read it one day lol, but what hope he would at least like the characters 🤣😁

12 hours to be out and I already know it’s gonna be fun as hell!

At this point I’m thinking my bookshelf is just TOO beautiful and that’s why you aren’t roasting it Daniel 😂😂 it’s the only way I will be able to live with it! 😂

The creepy bird in the beginning is a Porg FunkoPop 😂 , my friend has one, it’s also a bobble head, a useless bobble head because the neck feathers stop the head from wiggling 😂

@brodiewhitburn4562

Жыл бұрын

I like my Porg haha but yeah, the head doesn't really bobble. He us only there to look good.

That wall of shelves in front of the posters might have a deeper meaning. The artist obviously showed us that we ARE able to stop big brother from watching. It just takes dedication and a few hundred books

I think it is funny that Daniel assumes that we have leftover wall space to fit in a new book shelf :'D

@dajtoad1

Жыл бұрын

That’s lack of commitment. Build an annex to your house! 😂😂😂

Can you make an announcement here on KZread when you start taking submissions? I never get on Twitter so I miss the opportunity when you tweet it

It is one of my goals to get my bookshelf to a submitable state! This series needs to continue.

I’m so excited that my shelves made it on this one! I will now be using the term “modern voracious reader” to describe myself. Also, the side stack of books was a stack that I was unhauling from my shelves this year 😂 they have lost their spot on the shelves.

I saw the funko shelf in the tweet and was already laughing.

I have so much fun looking on every bookshelf for where you edit in your cat playing :-)

I enjoy these so much, one of these days I'm going to have to actually take pictures of our bookshelves to send in.

These are legendary, I hope to finally be able to submit one soon after many years of having an unstable hold on my own book collection from moving around unwillingly.

Makes me genuinely so happy to see another bookshelf roast

this is my cat's favourite youtube video:) she's been looking for the tiny cat behind the tv for ages

how did i miss the submission for this?!?! i finally have my shelves built and sorted ;-; twitter needs to fix my timeline love the video though, always a fun watch

These videos are what motivates me to make my bookshelves *perfect* and by that I mean I have a Daniel in my head roasting my bookshelf everytime I look at my books. One day though, they will be good enough to send off to the Bookshelf Roast.

Mako cam 🖤. Absolutely brilliant. Squee. And incorporating it into the bookshots… magnificent.

Had to watch this twice. Once to find the Mako is every frame, and once to actually watch the roast! Amazing video both times!

Missed the toast once again 😭. Daniel gets more savage with each roast video and I'm HERE FOR IT.

6:48, I have the same exact bookshelf. Crazy. I love it.

I love this editing style it’s not stale were there is no edit like moving clips but it’s not too overwhelming were it gets clips really fast. This editing style is the best for ADHD folks. Ex: There’s a stimulant that’s constant (Cat and Background Music)

Absolutely fantastic video as always 🤣🤣 keep them coming brother!!! And creepy bird is Geralt the Porg 🤣😁

I always miss this on Twitter (are they on a regular schedule? are the announcements made somewhere else?), but it does inspire me to improve my shelves.

Wow, Ok Daniel, i am going to need an entire video on how you love my shelves and they should be the example all should follow because you have never rotates them, even when I submit them.

i literally just watched hereditary yesterday in a couple of weeks i will be moving to my own place, and you can bet i will be sending you my bookshelf!

Daniel: "I don't like RGB that much." Also Daniel: *Has a bookshelf with RGB lights in the background of every video.

I say this with my entire being and soul- pleassszzzz never stop doing these bookshelf roasts

The way that Daniel referred to the embroidered skull as a crocheted skull...😂

I’m sure you get this a lot.. but what a cool idea for a video series. Love it

7:45 Was expecting this to be "I know exactly what to give this bookshelf: a bookshelf!"

I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!

I hope mine was put in 😆 also ill be working when the video premieres ill check back later

Now I wanna send in my book cupboard and get the Terry pratchett shelf and the plastic model of human anatomy next to it judged

Entertaining as always :).. Btw, what's the link to Mako's toy? Cuz I think my void would love it.

3:42 I think it's about the age of Percy Jackson and the letters are the books. LT is Lightning Theif, SM is Sea of Monsters etc. Not sure what the numbers mean.

@AHealthyDoseofFran

Жыл бұрын

Hey this is me, I was trying to work out the fact that Rick Riordan got his age wrong based on the timeline of the books 😂

@crazybalrog4033

Жыл бұрын

@@AHealthyDoseofFran Ahh OK. Did you manage to prove it?

@AHealthyDoseofFran

Жыл бұрын

@@crazybalrog4033 video coming soon!

How do I add my shelf picture to the roasting? Its in the roof of my tiny house on wheels so I swear you've never seen something like it before haha

I'm buying your book because you made me laugh. That's all the motivation I need.

i finally got my shelves to look okay so hopefully i can catch your next tweet to submit pics

For what it’s worth I have a salt lamp. I don’t think they do a thing. Mine is just round and it reminds me of a dragon egg so I like the aesthetic haha

That last one hit me like a flashbang

I wanted to back the Lawful Times Bookmark, but it says that my card does not perform this type of purchase. So, I ended up backing the project without any rewards. If there is any other way to make the payment, please let me know. I really want that bookmark, since I don't know any other way to remember where I left off!

as someone who grew up on library books and whose collection is a bunch of birthday gifts and some books i bought with my adult money, matching editions and full series don‘t exist on my shelf and i‘m not ashamed of that. out of the two full series that i do own, one is actually a perfect collection, the other one has one paperback (travel sized) and then only hardbacks.

You should do one of these except just be genuinely nice I think it would be really funny lol. Especially so you can compliment really nice shelves or niche desicions

9:52 😭😭😭😭 I’m dying. This is my favorite series hands down!!

radome question, but I'm getting the mistborn books and stormlight, which one should I read first?

I'd love to show mine off for a good laugh, but since I did all the sanding and staining myself, I am afraid my little heart cannot take it

Cat cam was a great addition love Mako going feral on that toy

the "find a god" clip was so funny to me that I sent it to my friend

So sad I missed this again! I just turned on tweet notifications so I know the next time you ask

I cannot--repeat--CANNOT color-coordinate my books! I have to know EXACTLY where they are when I want to read them, and if I color-coordinate them, I will be hunting for ages. If color-coordinating works for you, go for it, but I cannot function without a "library arranged" shelf, if you get what I mean

I am putting all my books in storage boxes: 1. I won't have to dust them 2. I will have a better idea of the contents of my library 3. I will have more room, FOR MORE BOOKS! IMHO

Had to watch this video twice lol. The first time through I got distracted watching Mako (spelling?) and then had to go back and rewatch it for the roasts!

I'll be honest this is one of my top top favorite video series on all of KZreads.

How can we submit shelves if Twitter isn't an option. I'm pretty proud of my shelf and I need to see what the expert thinks.

I look forward to submitting my bookshelf for a roast when it's actually built (bought a house and sadly other things have priority for remodeling first).

This video gives me the urge to tidy up my bookcase

As someone with a saltlamp, sometimes you just have them because they can look nice

love these videos

5:01 Hey! I got to see my shelf in a video! But seeing as you didn't roast it I'm assuming mine was a perfect A++ grade XD

Bonus points to lego battle in a pool guy for the Nick Johnston vinyl...

When I'm buying books of a series I way to often totally blank on what edition I have so my bookshelf is FILLED with mismatched editions lmao

What type of reader would you say a person is if they have been forced by their family to move their books into boxes in the loft because they where taking over everywhere? And, who out of simple self defence has had to start reading on kindle?

crocheted skull. ☠🤣 that's embroidery Daniel. on an embroidery hoop.

Well my shelf wasn’t roasted, but i did see my post with my pup, so thats nice

Well, one of my shelves made it in finally lmao

@corey4370

Жыл бұрын

Yo which one?

@katemccrea6963

Жыл бұрын

@@corey4370 The one with the Cheshire Cat. I think I finally made Daniel admit he liked a funko pop 🤣

Funniest shelf roasting yet. Makes me wanna post mine every time I watch them but I don't use twitter.

Great video. I hope next time you will react to my bookshelf. I will probably get another one for birthday, so there will be more for you to roast.

Haha, I love this. But now I will never participate with my jungle shelf lol

Just watching to see if somebody created an Uzumaki spiral pattern within their bookshelf. Nope, not this week.

10:00 the xmas tree is there since 3 years prior i bet

Can someone tell me what toy the cat is playing with? I'd like to get a similar one for mine