Reasons to watch Business Blaze: Understanding a reference when it comes up 100+ episodes later

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The in jokes run deep.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Like the basement.

@savejeff15

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 badabumbum---tsssssssh

@shelceygusek427

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting on that mug... ...wait... [*checks*] Nope, not yet...

@swollenaor

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Like fixing the neon light.

Solution: buy the pinball table, put it in the basement with Danny, and write it off as a business expense

@brolohalflemming7042

3 жыл бұрын

The only true pinball table is the Adams Family one. Also expensive, and FUN to maintain. But mamoushka!

@badluck5647

3 жыл бұрын

I won't believe Simon would have a guy service the pinball machine until he finds a guy to fix the light behind him.

@brolohalflemming7042

3 жыл бұрын

@@badluck5647 Just buy a pin table, it'd cover up the busted neon. A T-Rex skull would also work.

@LoneWoIfPack19

3 жыл бұрын

We need Danny focused...focused and miserable.

@FemaleFullmetal

3 жыл бұрын

Simon, it's not the same but I'm poor and LOVE pinball. There's a game on PS4 (and maybe some other systems?) Called Pinball Arcade. It has the STNG table available and I agree, it's a ton of fun to play that one (:

Simon finally accepts a Raid Shadow Legends promo and then they pull out of the deal at the last moment.

"At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, [Bono] asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet … “Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard"

@grantmcmahon6143

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@joeyr7294

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if this is true, but bravo sir....that is hilarious!

@ThePapaja1996

3 жыл бұрын

Freaking legend

@spb3336

3 жыл бұрын

I nearly spat out my cheesey tots reading this

@Bacopa68

3 жыл бұрын

In Texas we've reworked this into an Aggie Joke. We turn every joke into an Aggie joke.

Simon Whistler,"Little bit of a tangent here." So, business as usual? Badabumbum TSSSHHHH!!!

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

THSHSHSHSHHSHHSSH

@katrinamarina4692

3 жыл бұрын

Joonha: Ba dom PA!!

Ah, ETA lives on. I was worried that Danny's complex dietary religion had forced him to destroy and eat the heater.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

You never know.

@mjdRx

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 oh shit, that’s canon. Just wait for the reveal!

Sam, you absolutely smashed the editing on this. "Jay-Zed, I've heard of him" ... "we haven't tho" That genuinely had me doubled over. Thanks for the laugh man, I really needed it today

@benjaminchristianhay

3 жыл бұрын

Sam basically wins the internet every video imo. Real OG. Certified Legend. Allegedly

@surferdude4487

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, I've heard of him. He's that guy with the KZread channel all about turbine engines.

@claytonberg721

3 жыл бұрын

Jay-Zed is the most certified whistler thing I've ever heard in my life.

@bobingabout

3 жыл бұрын

British pronounce Z as "Zed" where Americans say it as "Zee". If Danny just wrote "JZ" in the script, ANY British person would read it as "Jay-Zed". Though if you actually know who JZ is, then even a Brit would read it as "Jay-Zee" due to context and previously hearing the name.

@drewlovely2668

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobingabout yeah...... That's the joke. Thanks for over explaining the shit out of it

Simon, Rolls Royce used to own Bentley, until VW and BMW got embroiled in a bidding war, which VW thought they had won, but actually didn't. Look up the story, it is VERY business blaze

@--enyo--

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something they would have done on old Business Blaze, which I would have been really interested in hearing.

Danny and Sam are back in the basement, the natural order has been restored at last

@CherieH223

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Danny and Sam must have compatible star signs cuz the universe feels right again. 😂😂😂

@elementalsound7186

3 жыл бұрын

Thank G

@oliviagreen7423

3 жыл бұрын

I'm asking where's Charles?(ETA) 😀 We're still asking where's Shelly?! So we can't ever forget Charles either

@LizRealGirlBeauty

3 жыл бұрын

And ETA is driving them so crazy that Sam snuck him in to the video

@markkarasik2211

3 жыл бұрын

ETA is hawking Merch😒

"JAY ZED; THE FIRST HIP HOP BILLIONAIRE" Me *Laughs in Dr.Dre*

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it...have you EVER heard Dre laugh? I've seen him smile and heard him say "haa" but...has he ever laughed on camera?! I've seen Eminem almost cry with laughter, Xzibit is doing it all the time, even 50...obviously Snoop...but Dre?

Yes ETA is back. He must never leave us again.

@broeretop1

3 жыл бұрын

ETA gang #NeverForget

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The ghost of ETA.

@iowafarmboy

3 жыл бұрын

I knew he is still around in spirit! I feel him in me all the time. Blessing us with his wisdom and knowledge. ETA knows all. ETA is life.

@heleninglis9961

3 жыл бұрын

@@iowafarmboy need merch with that tag line!

@StevenLockey

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 More gov backed lies! ETA will show us all the truth of 5g Corvid!!!!! ;)

Sam got you with that “Yes Master” clip. That was the biggest burn since Anakin Skywalker fell in that lava. The best part of this is Star Wars related so you have no idea why I’m laughing.

"Jay Zed". Oh good lord, Simon. It's like you've lived your whole life in a darkened, soundproof box and are only yanked out to read a script.

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

That is why I suggested the name "factboy" back in the day: That's ALL he knows about the world, the facts he reads to us!! I'm not saying he GOT the name from me, multiple people had suggested names and I can't say I was the only or first one with Factboy with any certainty. It's a nice thought though;)

@wingerding

2 ай бұрын

Hes clearly joking...

Someone who has money to burn buy Simon a cardboard cut out of his Star Trek pin ball machine for the office 🤣

@Laura-S196

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@leekrichbaum3334

3 жыл бұрын

Pinball machine, another BB boardgame item.

Honestly, sometimes Simon's ability to avoid general bullshit information from the internet is actually a pure skill.

everyone's happy danny's back in the basement, I'm just glad to see ETA is still alive

@Sledgeace

3 жыл бұрын

He is immortal he can't be killed by a mere mortal like Simon

@moonypie5579

3 жыл бұрын

Saw this before the video even started I am so happy omg

@Human_Decoy

3 жыл бұрын

OMG our dispeller of fake news ETA is alive! The government couldn't silence him!

@sailinbob11

3 жыл бұрын

I went through hurricane Eta, here in Tampa, on my sailboat. Sucked !!!!!

@Leo.Labine

3 жыл бұрын

Same

ETA IS BACK OMG OMG OMG OMG YES I'm way too excited about that.

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

No. There is no too excited about that. We must submit to our Lord and Savior who will deliver us from the evils of 5G induced Covid with his mighty Pyramid schemes

Danny's back & so is ETA, all is right with the world again!

Can we get a Biographics on Danny's brother too?

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

A business Blaze on his crazy spendings. Ending with how much money he's spent for a private investigator to search his missing brother. But that investigator watched business Blaze and decided its better to keep getting money to 'search' while he's blazing than to free Danny

@ericstamps4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi the private investigator was Sam. he was caught and now edits these videos

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericstamps4717 damn now he's got to produce TIFO and is the memologist for BB whilst sitting in the basement with Danny and ETA? Well I mean it's kinda better than investigator so maybe he's happy about it

@ericstamps4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi and he gets free coke. Simon is a benevolent overlord. As long as you do as you're told...

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericstamps4717 I doubt that. That's too expensive. They get some crack so they can't leave. Magic spoon with a little extra magic

Simon: "I've heard of Jay Zed" Sam: "We haven't, tho..." That was priceless

@That1-z4w

Жыл бұрын

Omg 2 years on and I’m still dying at Jay Zed 😂😂😂

Step 1: get pinball table Step 2: designate a drawer for snacks Step 3: get a minibar/fridge for beer Step 4: realize you have a modern coworking space and move out

So it seems the sponsors check must have bounced for this episode. I'm just going to assume it was RAID: Shadow Legends.

@danielledavidson4455

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing the way he reads ads I would guess that it's more likely the company didn't like his read and there wasn't time to change it

@forthexp8649

3 жыл бұрын

I watched this the first hour it came out, it had an ad read then. It was edited post-release for some reason.

@forthexp8649

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was Magellan, or maybe Lucy. I remember skipping the ad read and those are like the only two i skip

@joelaramie2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielledavidson4455 I’m surprised he’s able to get any sponsors

@626games

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

Everyone trying to stop ourselves from buying stuff on the internet: I don't need it, I don't need it I definitely don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it... *I NEED IT!*

@IKMcGwee

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@imouse3246

3 жыл бұрын

Correction, YOU WANT IT!

@jr2904

3 жыл бұрын

@@imouse3246 no, no, we needed it

@scottmatznick3140

3 жыл бұрын

I don't want it. I just need it; to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

truth

Yay ETA still alive I thought Simon was going to make a casual criminalist episode and how he and Danny killed ETA

@JoseMartinez-yr2wq

3 жыл бұрын

No one in the basement would want to kill there only source of heat. It was all Simon sins we all like ETA.

@benjaminchristianhay

3 жыл бұрын

Charles the Immortal :D

Dear goodness Simon, CHECK ON ETA AND MAKE SURE THE CHAINS ARE SOLID!!!! 16:30 ish It may already be too late.......

You could do another of these videos of people with strange collections. Crispin Glover, Tim Burton & Neil Patrick Harris could be candidates

"Little bit of a tangent here . . ." But of course, this is Business Blaze.

Yes Danny's scripts are back!

"Little bit of a tangent here" - isn't that what this whole channel is?

The most crazy purchase i would make if I were rich, is buying Business Blaze outright, and the property rights for Simons office and erect a basement around Simon, newer better office overhead and then hand Danny the keys. Weve actually already begun construction. Sincerely, THE INFIDELS

@moreisallyouneed4175

3 жыл бұрын

Why isnt this a go fund me or kick starter already!? Dont worry Sam/Danny - help is coming!!

@lynnhoffman247

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

That intro was so long I forgot what the video was about....never change.

The fact that you have no idea who Shaq is or what he has done, or why he was looking at Bentley's in a Rolls-Royce dealership is priceless lol.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I still have no idea.

Everybody gangsta till Barbie's the one telling us to let's go party

@paddington1670

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, high school nostalgia. good times

@nodiggity9472

3 жыл бұрын

*Barbie Girl* is the perfect pop song.

@calie-annecaz5474

3 жыл бұрын

How ludicrously perfect would it be if this Kim Jong-un account was legit and he just nonchalantly has a regular YT page that no one even blinks at. I’m aware it’s probably not but one can definitely ponder the absolute perfection that would be🤯🤤🤣 even the picture I mean just brilliant

@WKRP187

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man was that you acting like you were S.Korean and singing "Ghangum Style" (Sp?) ????

@WKRP187

3 жыл бұрын

@@calie-annecaz5474 ... I've made fun of his little toy country, haircut etc on a ton of YT channels and I haven't mysteriously commited suicide by a bullet to back of the head. So I'm thinking FAKE!!! LOL!! But your right it would be hilarious if it really was him😁😁

Mr Cage is the only contemporary actor that is actually trying to advance the art form.

@claytonberg721

3 жыл бұрын

He's not even that weird. Yeah he spent a lot of cash on stupid shit like dinosaur skulls and comic books but for his income that's not even all that excessive. It was his real estate investments that killed him, and everyone who had cash in real estate in 2007 got their asses kicked in 2008. I mean yeah, he's a weird guy but everything has it's own perspective.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

100% agree with this.

@shannafriz2842

3 жыл бұрын

@@claytonberg721 didn’t he go bankrupt though?

@claytonberg721

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannafriz2842 That was because of all his estates, not because he was buying dinosaurs. He probably thought of all those places as investments.

@OGA103

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, I wish he'd struck with comedy. Raising Arizona is an absolute masterpiece and his best work.

Simon calling him Jay-Zed is even better than Stephen Colbert calling 50cent "Half Dollar Jackson".

@richlee3777

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Brits don't realize that all consonants end in "ee", like Bee, Dee, Mee, and Kee.

@Agatosh

3 жыл бұрын

@@richlee3777 Like Qee, Nee. It just works.

I like how the pinball machine would be a background prop, instead of something for Danny and Sam use for entertainment while locked in the basement (allegedly).

@theamishsoylentretailersof1952

3 жыл бұрын

Just out of reach of Danny who is allegedly chained to a Lada in the basement. .

Feel free to fill in the sponsorship section with RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!

@chefcc90

3 жыл бұрын

Great minds think alike

@SRW_

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta destroy siroth

@linkesocke4533

3 жыл бұрын

@asdrubale bisanzio Anime tiddies is genshin impact. Raid is 3d fantasy tiddies. Different art styles, but similar shitty business models.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

RAID SHADOW LEEEEEGGGGENEENDS

Sam why don't you ever credit yourself??? Your memes are🔥🔥

"Jay Zed. I've heard of him." "We haven't tho." DYING.

Glorious Sam reactions in this one. *chef's kiss*

If a house being haunted makes it more valuable how do you explain every third Scooby-Doo villain trying to scare people away so that the property owner would have to sell it to them for a loss?

@Altair00rion

3 жыл бұрын

Got em

@andiward7068

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on the location, location, location.

Definitely calling Jay Z “Jay Zed” from now on

@mikecummings4715

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@pmsavenger

3 жыл бұрын

Totally the best bit :D I've always gotten flack for doing that, because it's not like I can remember the name of all mediocre american artists that no one really care about, but apparently some people find it offensive! Just pronounce z like z, how hard can it be. Simon totally got some extra points with that. Together with all the other extra points.

@illdeletethismusic

3 жыл бұрын

Jay Zed and Bey once

Simon: “4ft isn’t that big” Subtitle Simon: “a porpoise isn’t that big” Me: “you’d be surprised how much space a porpoise takes up, god subtitle Simon, how stupid are you?”

"Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara..." so many memories with that one song, when for no apparent reason at all my phone or tablet starts to play it in the middle of the night at full volume!

ETA makes brief appearance. Me: ETA lives... For now.

Ah, I love Jay-Zed's famous hit song, "Nine and ninety issues".

Simon's description of taking care of a pinball machine is too much LOL

I love the shadows of random people walking by outside going across the wall in the background. It really classes up these videos.

The main thing I remember hearing about Nicholas Cage's wild spending was he came really close to bankrupting himself buying all the Elvis memorabilia he could find.

@LakinMae5

3 жыл бұрын

He also bought Dino fossils as well!

Mate, "medina" are the ancient parts of the arabic cities, where the market is. MODENA is a place in Italy were there is great food and the Ferrari factory...

I missed ETA so much! Thank you for the proof of life Simon. I will watch this a few times and click on the ads as a way to celebrate ETA's return but at the cost of an ad read.

I can relate Danny. Beer and Amazon is how I ended up buying my first unicycle.

'The Shelf' is my favorite Theremin performer, rejected by U2, when they were still struggling to reinvent them selves. Its incredible to think about what could have been 🤔💭

As usual Simon comes through at the clutch... Been there from the beginning and still never miss a episode... Never change, Simon...

Ha! I see you sam. The other members of U2 are “Right There!” Proceeds to show an arrow pointing at a Shelf lol, you clever man😂😂😂

LOL@ Sam's responses to Simon saying 'Jay-Zed'. Sam, you are an absolute legend!

If you put the pinball machine in the background as a "prop", you can make it a business expense ;)

@migangelmart

3 жыл бұрын

Seconded. Do it. I'm a pinball wizard myself.

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@MrStejefferies

3 жыл бұрын

Its part of art and decor 🤷‍♂️ i mean you spent money on that neon W and it doesn't even turn on anymore. Pinball machines last forever.

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect prop for the empty space where the w used te be

@JoseMartinez-yr2wq

3 жыл бұрын

OMG reeman you are a Legend accountant

So we all gonna ignore the fact that Simon found Danny and he's now back in the basement

@IlIlIlllIIlIllI

3 жыл бұрын

Danny got over his wall mushroom trip and can type coherently again. He never went anywhere.

@c.armstrong2978

3 жыл бұрын

Simon: DANNY WRITE ME ANOTHER SCRIPT!!!!! (empty basement noises) Simon: AAAAHHHHHH

Omgosh 😂😂😂this has been the best. I wasn't expecting the way it ended.. I literally had tears in my eyes. And that's why I watch Business Blaze!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Greatly enjoying this ad free episode. All of the sudden I've an urge to buy a t-shirt or some $hit like that.

Nicolas Cage is literally the best. He is in amazing movies and never slags off when he is in bad ones. and hes a right decent human being, he gives tons to charity but doesn't brag about it.

@LizRealGirlBeauty

3 жыл бұрын

Completely agree.

@ChIGuY-town22_

3 жыл бұрын

He is Legendary lvll cool, mad drip, an is haterbait to millions...I respect that man.

@robinderoos1166

3 жыл бұрын

I had Nicolas Cage haircut at university (back when i still had hair), they used to call me "the cage"

@linkesocke4533

3 жыл бұрын

Nick did a Five nights at Freddy's style budget horror movie lately. He has no dialogue and the movie isn't one of his best but he seemed to have fun with it. And that's pretty neat.

@renren4m802

3 жыл бұрын

I have a framed picture of a bare chested Nicolas Cage in a banana skin - it's the first thing I put up whenever I move house

80's-90's Cage is a badass. Every actor has their "Not the BEEEES!!!" role. I forgive him.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Cage has more than most. But I always forgive. It's worth it.

"U look like a tacky quinceañera bday cake" is my new go to roast, thanks Sam!

I can’t stop laughing at J-Zed. I’m going to wake my kids up I’m laughing so hard, thanks for the memes Sam.

0:11 Someone cancelled their ad promo after reviewing the content on this channel.

Danny!!! Danny!!! Danny!!! LEGEND!!!!

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

So glad he's back. Unless it's an old script from before he was killed?

@mariz2361

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi I heard he coughed n spluttered just as they were zipping the body bag...!!! (Sorry Danny...!!!)

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariz2361 😢😢😢

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariz2361 he's alive!!! He answered me on twitter (I had to check if he really had an inflatable Dalek, as a whovian I couldn't ignore that). So it seems he's still in the basement. Hope he just needed a little break and is back on BB duty. Callum seems alright but for other channels. What would this episode be without the stories of Danny and his brother

Idea for another episode: If you haven't done it yet - News media's biggest blunders

8:25 - Chapter 1 - Bono (Trilby hat) 12:55 - Chapter 2 - Jay Z (Barbie) 16:40 - Chapter 3 - Shaquille O Neal (Bentley) 20:30 - Chapter 4 - Katy Perry (Ticket to space) 23:30 - Chapter 5 - Nicholas cage (Superman comic)

@ImARealHumanPerson

3 жыл бұрын

We appreciate your work here

I would 100% subscribe to Simon's Patreon to get all the redacted ad reads.

@TheSquishiRex

3 жыл бұрын

He has said he doesn’t know what to do for Patreon bonus. That would be great, also probably get him in trouble, which would also be great.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

lol this one was pretty mild. The agency who arranged it just owes me a bunch of money so I cancelled all their upcoming spots.

@jaymzx0

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Oh shit son! Maybe when they pay their bill you can get a nice shiny Star Trek pinball machine! You earned it. You know you did. It would look nice over there. Really tie the room together.

@TheSquishiRex

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 savage!

@MrXdeDEdex

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Legend.

Jzed is what i'm calling him from now on I can't wait to see how many people get butt-hurt about it🤣

@phforNZ

3 жыл бұрын

I want a JAYZED shirt now

@jaymevosburgh3660

3 жыл бұрын

Same. And i never knew he was married to that destiny child singer.

@maximilianrenner3195

3 жыл бұрын

@@phforNZ we need this

@maximilianrenner3195

3 жыл бұрын

@@phforNZ desperately

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

I love this!

Best. Ad-read. Ever. I feel compelled to purchase now. Thank you for showing me the way, ETA.

Yeah I bought the shirt a couple weeks ago. It’s my favorite of your channels. Couldn’t help myself 🤣 you got me!

I had something like the Shaq one happen to me but much lower sums of money. I had a preowned 2007 Ford F150 and decided in 2015 it was time to upgrade since I had a new job and could afford my first brand new vehicle, I was 25 at the time. I went into the Ford dealership and was looking at new trucks being ignored by staff. I went and found someone and requested a test drive and he looked me up and down and without knowing a thing about me said he's busy and can't waste his time on a tire kicker just looking to drive a new truck to feel "big". So I turned around and walked out without saying a word, went up the street to a Chevy Dealer and an hour later after some paperwork dropped a coffee off to the ford salesman out on the lot in front of some customers I'm assuming he was leading to a car for a test drive, in my brand new Silverado 1500.

@christinebenson518

3 жыл бұрын

I find your story interesting. My mom and I had the opposite happen. Last spring my mom and I went to test drive new cars at the Mercedes dealership I bought mine from. She initially wanted a new car and we drove a few. She eventually settled on a pre-owned in the fall. Since she wasn't going to finance, it was a little different than many cast sales, but the salesperson was completely nice and respectful the whole time. A little thing a learned a few years ago, is if you got to Vegas, even if you're not a gambler go to the high end stores. The sales team members there are taught to assume everyone can afford their merchandise, since many millionaires fly under the radar.

Danny’s bother is adopted and his surname is Escobar...

jay-zed...yep simon is Definitely a fan

The StarTrek pinball machine you mentioned was my favourite pinball machine of all time. I am now considering also getting one :)

Now I feel the need to know who the sponsor was, and why Simon cut the ad read. I'm sure I'll never find out though.

Your Shaq story isn't how he tells it. According the Shaq himself when he got home with his first car his dad asked where his was, when they got back with his dad's his mom asked where hers was. Then the bank manager called him up and told him he needed to learn how to manage his money so he wouldn't be broke when he retired from sports. Now Shaq has a PhD in Education and apparently helps teach younger athletes finance management.

Thanks for being awesome and making great (and sometimes crap) content!

Chef kiss to the editing king!!!!!!!

you clearly filmed a sponsor spot, and now I'm curious as to what happened. Do "The Craziest Reasons Sponsors Have Left Us... Allegedly."

@Akren905

3 жыл бұрын

Bet it was craze cause he went weirder then normal last round lol

@Greebs229

3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember anything particularly outlandish about the read. Maybe he decided not to run it for something They did! #SimonCancels

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Greebs229 👏 that hashtag

@Akren905

3 жыл бұрын

Simon went weird in one craze add read like a month ago rubbed cereal all over himself lol they might of been like errm simon....

Fun fact: both Jay ZED and "The hands" of U2 both have daughters named blue!

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

I thought 💭 it was "the Edge" 🤔

@kanesn0633

3 жыл бұрын

@@nunyobidniz yes his name is the edge. You might have missed it but Simon called him "the hands"

@hokutoulrik7345

3 жыл бұрын

Two by two, hands of blue?

This channel is a blessing for mankind.

Ohhhhhh. A *pinball* machine. I kept hearing "pimple machine" and was like wtf is a pimple machine and why did he want one so badly?

The real issue is why Simon and Danny have both purchased 5 meter tall stainless steel pyramids to be fabricated into giant cocaine storage vessels. With matching 1 meter straws for snorting...

ETA IS IN THIS EPISODE! HUZZAH!

"More interested in the wrapping paper"! 😂 Dead

Going on record here saying that I too wait a few weeks before buying something to see if I really want it, such was the case with the OGBB shirt. Alas it is gone and I may never be able to purchase it again. Sadness and sorrow intensifies as I continue to binge the ever living crap outta this, allegedly, legendary channel. Also, Danny! I'm glad you're back, I was really worried I would have to start playing Raid! SHADOW LEGENDS!!! To protest the absence of you and your opening stories.

Simon is a Star Trek nerd and Danny is a whovian.. yeah I now 100% understand why I love Business Blaze!

I really wanna know what happened to the sponsor 😂💀

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they heard that Simon has enslaved and perhaps killed the author of the text for this video 🤔

@jesthered7966

3 жыл бұрын

On one of the top comments he replied that they owe him money so their spot was removed until accounts are settled.

Fifty episodes in: "You know what I don't have in my office? A FOOSBALL TABLE. Because I come to the office to WORK." Two hundred and fifty episodes in: "You know what would make this office great? A ST:tNG pinball table." :D

Love the ad sponsor at the start 👌 🤣🤣🤣

What was this episode about? I lost my mind once I saw and heard ETA's sweet, sweet, sexy voice! Oh, how I missed thee - ETA!

4 views!!!!! Never been this EARLY! Hello LEGENDS!

@Natalie-jg3st

3 жыл бұрын

have never been that early either, I´m weirdly proud of myself

@troubledwaters7441

3 жыл бұрын

allegedly

this canel brightens up my day alot

You... You... You said Jay Zed I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shaq is 325? Good God that’s massive. He seems like the sweetest guy ever though

@SegwayBossk

3 жыл бұрын

I met him when I was a child in the 90's and he is a really nice guy. I had broken my arm at Sea World and he was in the hospital for a broken thumb after an Orlando Magic game. He sat and talked to me and helped calm 4 year old me down while my arm was bent the complete wrong way

@Delightfully_Bitchy

3 жыл бұрын

The feud between him and Kobe Bryant (RIP) from back in the day was rather adorable. The worst insult between the two of them was Shaq calling Kobe a "weirdo". When Bryant passed, Shaq seemed to be the most upset on air.

@claytonberg721

3 жыл бұрын

325 for a guy who is 7 foot isn't that heavy. Comparatively I'm a much fatter bastard.

@briantaylor9701

3 жыл бұрын

I'd bet he hasn't been south of 340 to 350 since his days on the Miami Heat roster.

I love how Simon is slowly losing track of all the OG BB memes.

@eaglefeather1359

3 жыл бұрын

Aren’t we all?

@edmundthespiffing2920

3 жыл бұрын

At this point, every fact is a reference.

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

@@edmundthespiffing2920 allegedly

@mrw9291

3 жыл бұрын

@@eaglefeather1359 Me and my zebra mask beg to differ

The real crew is back together.. Thank you Magic Spoon! Danny and Sam live!!!

Loved this one guys 😅😅😅 guess the sponsors cheque didn't clear 🤣🤣