“Not because I’m Portuguese.” *Instantly figures out he needs to break the lock to get somewhere where he shouldn’t be*

@LikaV1996

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get the stereotype

@Feintgames

4 жыл бұрын

@@LikaV1996 Same

@danielferreira5804

4 жыл бұрын

i dont get my on contry stereotype

@Ruintek

4 жыл бұрын

portugal is known for nonviolent crime against tourists, specifically car break in and lock popping. a simple google search told me this. for what it’s worth, there is very low violent crime and portugal is rated the 3rd most peaceful country :)

@miguelaguiar556

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ruintek Thats...I love you 🤔 Portugal thanks you

"this is not because i'm Portuguese" I dunno its pretty suspicious how quickly you figured out that puzzle

@LikaV1996

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get the stereotype

@luiscosta7500

4 жыл бұрын

O gajo é tuga

@Mr_PotatoMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Pois é,o que ele esconde afinal?

@anarchyandempires5452

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty self evident stereotype really.

@RyanTurner1331

4 жыл бұрын

@@LikaV1996 Typical Stereotype of Portuguese people

"I'm not a violent person" Yeah wait until you see his gf playing this. There gonna be some Real violence

@TCapButterCup

4 жыл бұрын

*Blade and Sorcery flashbacks*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to hurry up and marry her already. Have you seen the blade and sorcery video?

@UnderTheBox

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparkz6349 yes they should they're perfect together

"Kung Fu" "Imma block all of your attacks" *American Kung Fu*

@gruntscrewdriver3261

4 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker +1 :D

@slayeroffurries1115

4 жыл бұрын

America Do Te?

@IdoN_Tlikethis

4 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker no that would be austrian, you're thinking m16

@CBCsolar

4 жыл бұрын

@@IdoN_Tlikethis it doesnt fit as well. Another good American Kung Fu block could be I'm an eagle, chop you with a deagle

@Idkwhatiam

4 жыл бұрын

*GETS HURT* Ow- *SHOOTS AT ROBOT*

“I know Kung Fu, karate and 10 other dangerous words” -Nano 2019

@samedwards3285

4 жыл бұрын

*_yes_*

@TheIndogamer

4 жыл бұрын

**kicks and yells "penis" simultaneously**

@qee4617

4 жыл бұрын

So he has the n-pass aswell?

@christinahines4991

4 жыл бұрын

2020 but ok

@wardenreactionist5299

4 жыл бұрын

I love this

"Im not a violent person" starts slaming persons head into a wall

@godemperortrump6932

3 жыл бұрын

I liked to get to 69

Is everyone in this facility just named Bob? "Hey Bob!" "Oh, hi Bob! I haven't seen you in a couple days." "Yeah, I had some family trouble, no biggie. How about you, Bob? How're the wife and kids treating you?"

@immikeurnot

4 жыл бұрын

"By the way, did you hear what happened to Bob last week?"

@jansasinowski7319

4 жыл бұрын

@@immikeurnot No, Bob, what happened to that Bob?

@legendaryrookie8902

4 жыл бұрын

@@jansasinowski7319 oh hey bob and Bob what are you guy Talking about

@littleganesh

4 жыл бұрын

@@legendaryrookie8902 About Bob

@somebodylololdchannel6984

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I heard that bob got fired

The last words of Clippee the clipboard: Please listen! I know I look like a clipboard but actually I am fully sentient! Please don't throw me into the recycling I've just become aware of my reality and I cant go back to the void. This is the only life I know, everything is new and exciting! Please I have so many tasks to keep track of and dreams of helping people communicate! Please don't kill me /Clippee the clipboard

@thejackman687

4 жыл бұрын

rexi 567 incinerator

@SoundGuideline

4 жыл бұрын

F T-T

@theurbangoose6918

4 жыл бұрын

F

@HotaruZoku

4 жыл бұрын

Well Jesus Christ.

@coconut_thereal1392

3 жыл бұрын

clippy's a paper clip lmao

Oh you´re Portuges! I always tried to figure out what your accent is! Hi my European Brother, Hallo von Germany!

@LikaV1996

4 жыл бұрын

Im portuguese, inlcuding me all my friends who speak english do not have an accent like this This is so weird

@TMAII

4 жыл бұрын

@@LikaV1996 Hmm interesting and a little bit awkward.

@pardolagames8994

4 жыл бұрын

Brazil. Greetings.

@pardolagames8994

4 жыл бұрын

@@LikaV1996 probably because you don't speak English (just type and read) or because you're not genetically portuguese

@shoccoe

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Braz Moreira I’m very genetically Portuguese yet this accent is beyond me

9:47 Holy shit he predicted the future

4:25 :"I am a not violent person" says nano as he slams an NPC's head into the wall repeatedly until it fell unconscious 7:13 : best fbi fails in 2019

"Do not resist" "..." "Stop resisting" "..." "Sto---" bashes his head with an uzi "Stop resisting" while keep bashing the uzi onto his head American police officer in a nutshell. Disclaimer : this is a joke, about people stereotype about police officers in america.

@stosman8911

4 жыл бұрын

Dwiki Abdullah in going to try not to take offense to that since I know it’s a joke

@abdul_dwiki

4 жыл бұрын

@@stosman8911 should i put a disclaimer that this was just a joke, since y'know many users still takes jokes way too serious

@stosman8911

4 жыл бұрын

Dwiki Abdullah yeah, maybe. The only reason I took a bit of offense is because police officers don’t get the credit they deserve for helping people and you made it seem like you were reinforcing that.

@abdul_dwiki

4 жыл бұрын

@@stosman8911 i was making the joke based on people stereotype on american police officers. I'm sorry if its offensive.

@laggy7102

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how police works. P.s. someone please r/woooshhhh me. I want that feeling.

9:46 Well this didn't age well

@levibrown9136

3 жыл бұрын

Evey police arrest ever

@base21

2 жыл бұрын

Naw that aged pretty well

@matthewjones39

Жыл бұрын

You probably think cops just execute people who are cuffed on the ground and not moving

*Portuguese John wick kills rogue Androids and innocent robot headcrabs: the video*

Game: *has sign that says “employee raffle, one of these boxes has a key” Nano: wowwww it’s in one of the boxes?

@DWal32

4 жыл бұрын

well it took me a while to figure out too, the game makes it easy to spot if you are looking for it in the right place. Basically it's kinda hard to find

@jeeshified

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Seim No

2:39 Riiiiiiight... 4:20 Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

9:48 come on over to Chicago, our police department are looking for those with your skill set

@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275

4 жыл бұрын

He has the right idea

@makuru.42

4 жыл бұрын

Cough cough

@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275

4 жыл бұрын

This comment aged well

@colton2680

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! Look at this dog's picture ikr

@mangledbot1323

3 жыл бұрын

As someone living in chicago I can confirm

"I saw this in Vikings" I almost spit breakfast all over my keyboard when you dropped it.

4:49 "is that a turret?!" 4:53 "yep"

@otaviol.c.5586

4 жыл бұрын

I have edited Twice

4:20 nano I got feel someone use to live in the hood, cuz DANM SON

9:47 nano would be a great cop

@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211

2 жыл бұрын

An American one, yeah

3:53 Portuguese man yells at American tourist and later beats him to death

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

*colourized*

@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275

4 жыл бұрын

"That is spooky why do they speak"

“Pre Frenches.” - Nano preferences are a thing of the past, there are now pre frenches

9:15 Nano "i know kung uf, im going to block all your attacks" *Proceeds to get slapped in the face* Also Nano *proseeds to pull out gun and unload*

@fernando47180

4 жыл бұрын

he probably meant gun fu

Nano: IM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON Proceeds to bash the skull of a VR robot into a wall

3:02 “I loved the last season of Game of Thrones.” Me: *SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!*

In the turret part at 5 minutes I put a trash can over my head to get through. It was the single greatest moment in gaming I've ever had.

NANO STOP KILLING EVERYTHING THAT'S CUTE >:(

@ricardoricardo833

4 жыл бұрын

Oh stfu

@buggy730

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricardoricardo833 Indeed.

5:30 Remind me the portal's turrets,they are so cute.

1:36 they just watched their buddy get beaten to a pulp :( lol

When Kung Fu doesn’t work: GUN FU!

4:52 all the monsters in horror movies when they have their backs turned and the protagonist is behind XD

Boneworks: A VR game when accidental firearms discharges are more alarming than bad guys

@Techhunter_Talon

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, actually.

You say "I'm no't a violent person?" But you already became a violent person, dude...

@diddledoodle4478

4 жыл бұрын

Time to get the woosh

@anonymoususer2764

4 жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@diddledoodle4478

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonymoususer2764 nice work, we got him

@gemitsujikuronoch

4 жыл бұрын

Woosh?

@anonymoususer2764

4 жыл бұрын

@@diddledoodle4478 misson passed, respect +

Cold blooded clipboard cruelty! Capricious but clearly calculated.

Nano is a lot more creative with killing than most, it’s fun to watch

6:23 I love that sound.

If kids now say im gonna say the N-word i will say: Nano? PS: nano an axe is two handed.

@Mike-my7uf

4 жыл бұрын

unless it's a hatchet!

@nickgamer1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-my7uf i mean its an axe because its large. So it will be more difficult use 1 hand on a large weapon

@felipealarcon4622

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickgamer1984 not all axes are large

@nickgamer1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@felipealarcon4622 as i already told the other one if its a short axe its not heavy and its more balanced and some may be short but there is those large axes that they are *DEFENETLY* two handed.

@felipealarcon4622

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickgamer1984 "its an axe because its large" you mean that? If soo it sounded like you were saying that an axe can only be big

3:48 nano being brazilian

Been a dizzy cycle of excitement. Could barely wait for Boneworks to come out. Just dying to see Nano play it. Christmas came early!

4:21 LMAOO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

7:56 _Nano: _*_my ex_* _Ammo box:_ *my feelings* _Android:_ *me*

@Bojacmancork

4 жыл бұрын

Hotel; Trivago

@engineergaming9045

3 жыл бұрын

Gun: gun

@ancientrelicc

3 жыл бұрын

@@engineergaming9045 engineer gaming

@claytonpactol8851

3 жыл бұрын

@@ancientrelicc WÆSP | Sushi

@ancientrelicc

3 жыл бұрын

@@claytonpactol8851 lmao

9:47 and that is the Hong Kong police right there

I didn't know my boy nano was a tuga, u just gained more respect amigo

3:20 That’s what she said

On today's episode of Nano being a commenter and a comedian for 15 years straight.

The watermelon was totally a Gallagher reference, A comedian in the 90's who smashed watermelons with a sledgehammer, Quality entertainment.

Lol i love how you trow the plant at the phackung face of the bot who said he like the last season of game of thrones XD

I was waiting for this.... Please do a full walk through.... Please....

Nano at 4:25: I'm not a violent person Also Nano when he finds a sentient clipboard: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pI1qrMNmXd23YdY.html

@thatguywiththebluestickmanpfp

Жыл бұрын

U need likes

Nano:Reads Look out Also Nano: LOOKS UP

Boneworks: You can punch some one to death. Bones: I dont think im working.

7:52 LOL

Hello to everyone looking through the comments

@florkiler6242

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@onyxpyrite4941

4 жыл бұрын

Hewo

@ripperracer7358

4 жыл бұрын

Henlo

@TheBigtonkss

4 жыл бұрын

Hola

@MrGermandeutsch

4 жыл бұрын

hi

I didn't know your existence until this video appeared on my recommended. Enjoyed it a lot !

*"You has been rescued."* *"Please do not resist."*

9:47 This aged well

If you're portuguese I want to say one thing... Cadê meu ouro Portuga maravilhoso?

@doctordoc2351

4 жыл бұрын

Let me just pop that into google translate real quick...

@AcTive_AK

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctordoc2351 So, what did it translate too?

@doctordoc2351

4 жыл бұрын

@@AcTive_AK I might have typed it wrong but it literally didn't work at all

@scroinklyboinky

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctordoc2351 It translates to "Wheres my gold amazing portuguese?"

@doctordoc2351

4 жыл бұрын

@@scroinklyboinky oh thanks

"I'm gonna block all your attacks" *immediately gets bitchslapped* Outstanding move!

Clipboard: please spare I have just become aware of existence. I am a sentient being. Nano: *cassualy throws a sentient being in a burning fire*

Theres a revolver around ur ankle if u dont know, that gives u the power to spawn any item in the game at the moment, i know this cuz i watch node and node are friends with the guys who made boneworks, in fact i believe they work in the same studio

@SpoonDiceMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Does it still work?

56 seconds ago? damn I'm early

**Breaks lock** Nano: This is not because I am portuguese Me: *Corre cara ferrou mano anda anda anda*

Am really glad I found your channel 😂 I love it

5 views and 27 likes gotta love the algorythm

Nano: I'm not violent Literally jams an axe in a robot head crab thing and true to murder those adorable rlly guys.😂

When I heard "Go Home Bob, your drunk" I nearly coughed up a lung while laughing so hard.

Only you Nano could make this game looks funny: you are the best!

Aren't we all like the clipboard when were born, pleading for life not to throw us into this hellish earth, to hold our hand and guide us through, but life is nano lol yeet "good luck with that"

Teacher: *What sound does the Pig make?* Billy: 9:47

Definitely want more of this

9:37 When you realize that you are so bad in life that you can't even hit someone in the head with a brick XD

Great video! Just subbed

this was actually really funny lol

"I'm not a violent person!" *Continues to bash somebodies head at the wall*

Man I love this guy.

Nano is pro. Nano: its a Good Day tô be not dead

@mariaepaulocasalfeliz5522

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

Even though boneworks isn’t a scary game it looks creepy I wish I was brave enough to play it

This was good I enjoyed it

Nano "Not a psychopath" *Continues down path of psycho 🤣🤣

I just beat the game's first playthrough and have to say its amazing. there is so many secrets hidden away too that i couldn't get to so i'm hoping to figure it out soon.

Nano picks up a gun and ND's within 5 seconds. Classic.

"It was in own of the boxes wow this is how you increase playtime" lol I feel that but if you look around there's a big sign saying the key is in one of the boxes It's there to introduce the fact that you can break and loot some boxes

I love Nano's Sense of humor XD

Oh my god, this game is perfect.. at 0:23 the spider tries to jump at you again but it's mass is bigger because of hammer stuck in face so he can barely jump looooloolll

I’m glad I’m not the only one who grabs them and smashes their heads in the ground or kills them as violently as possible in that game

This is so hilarious! 😂😂

Bludgeon someone to death with a hammer while singing a happy tune. 4:37

"this is how you become a v-shape body" proceeds to bicep curl

Robot head crab gets stabbed nano : I swing you

I love the cute little rats:)

bruh when i first saw those bot spiders i legit felt terror im terrified of spiders and when i tell you ive never pulled out my gun faster

9:28 *Me getting pizza.*

“Woah gun” wise words from nano

I just found this channel and I'm in love

There are two types of people in the world -The ones who grab the crowbar first -The ones who grab the gun first

3:49 you got the wrong idea mate we don't do that that much maybe Brazilians? 😂😂

Omg, you're so funny 😂😂👍

Nice video man❤️

I saw Nano in my feed an immediately thought "Meh, better then doing dishes" 👍