Bold sir john he wore his mask, Although it feels so thick, Forgive the fools, who reccomend, All day in crowds it's fine to spend, Shut up your doors and windows friends, For coughing makes you sick. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, Shut up your doors and windows friends, For cough, for cough, for cough, for cough, For coughing makes you sick.

When Bold Sir John at night rode forth A precious gift he found Wherewith he could anoint with charm The lover’s favour on his arm For Cupid’s flower lay in the moon’s Wan carpet on the ground. FOR CU FOR CU FOR CU FOR CU For Cupid’s flower lay in the moon’s WAN CAR WAN CAR WAN CAR WAN CAR Wan carpet on the ground.

@avonacolyte

Жыл бұрын

Very clever!

This is one of my favourites. The part “sod off sod off sod off sod off”... gets me every time.😂😂😂😂

"...and Bold Sir John was gay." That has a whole new meaning now, of course!

1:04 - That shout-singing of "Drop dead! Drop dead!" really gets me :)

Bold Sir John observed the troops marching past with pride He said their bravery must be praised today and on all other days Our soldiers do all fight for us with pistols at their sides Our sol, our sol, our sol, our sol, our soldiers do all fight for us With pis, with pis, with pis, with pis, with pistols at their sides

This is a classic... Had me in tears of laugh....brilliant...get lost get lost get lost

How about a seasonal verse... Be bold, Sir John, the year goes on, and soon it will expire, To woo a maiden to your arms you must use all your goodly charms, Stuff Yule logs on the fire, I hope you get your hearts desire, Stuff Yu... stuff yu... stuff yu... stuff yu... stuff Yule logs on the open fire, You get... you get.. you get.. you get... you get your hearts desire!

Try This... for the last 2 lines of the verse - For Cough Med'cine will cure your ills Your Country Ways are fine.... then repeat as the Chorus :)

@nicpalmer3597

3 жыл бұрын

As a bawdy tavern singer this works for me mate lmfao 😂😂😂

Brillant, that's the only word to describe the genius that was the Two Roonies.

@SuperFerdie1965

6 жыл бұрын

Wayne and Colleen?

If ever I feel down...I watch this...can't stop laughing!

Love this song, makes me guffaw every time,loveThe Two Ronnies.

The laugh at The Bum reminds of a time when saying Bum on TV was still a bit risque

Lmfao.... Sod off...sod off.....sod off.... I am in tears....

So doff, so doff, so doff, so doff, so doff your hat I say.

LOL! I have to add this to my favorites. This is verbal comedy at it's absolute best!

poor cow, poor cow, poor cow, poor cow, pour cowslip's juice into my glass; up you, up you, up you, up you, a Puritan am I. Great lyrics from the cheeky chappies - and OK for families!

Marvellous stuff

the BBC should so repeat these shows at Xmastimes when there is so much crap on! them and Morecambe and Wise....tops

@pedalwerk

3 жыл бұрын

Margaret Grant I saw this repeated yesterday after the Proms finished. Very entertaining! XD

So doff, so doff, so doff, so doff....

very brilliant play on words love it

Cassic comedy at it's very best.

Does anyone have a backing track for Bold Sir John? I'm at the desperate stage now. Thanks

the twit, the twit - love it :)

Bold sir John assure the maid he was just passing by He said 'dear maid oh fear not, although my blood is wild and hot, addicted to loves ways I'm not, no cocksure rake am i' Addic...addic...addic...addic...addicted to love's ways I'm not, no cock..no cock...no cock...no cock...no cocksure rake am i

I bought a brand new Bluetooth speaker and had to play good old George formby first

@Inkyminkyzizwoz It's true that the primary meaning of the word has come to mean 'homosexual' instead of 'carefree', but 'homosexual' has been hinted at by the word 'gay' for a couple of hundred years. Its use in tongue-in-cheek scenarios such as this is part of the reason it came into the public vernacular. Carry On films and Monty Python were especially good at slipping this word in as a wink to its younger audiences who would be more familiar with the word in its modern use.

For coughing can be dangerous when you've had castor oil...........

Better than some pop 'songs' nowadays

fucking class lol

sod off sod off sod off loooool

sod off, sod off, sod off your hat i pray!

@Scotsbell The full video used to be on youtube, perhaps the person who posted it has removed it, or it has been removed by the powers that be.

@figjam59

Ай бұрын

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@wsjulz I agree, a lot more intellect and wordplay has gone into this sketch, and as such The Two Ronnies struck that rare balance of being genuinely funny and yet suitable for all ages. But the 'vulgarity' you speak of in today's comedy has its place. Times have changed such that comedy writers and viewers feel less reserved laughing at the vulgarity that has always been present in real life, that previous generations just felt more uptight about televising. As such, a handful of these more

@MCDOUGALLSON Difference is, it takes a modicum of brainpower and knowledge of the english language to work this out to get it past censors. Anyone can say fuck.