"Remember kids, it's not a war crime if you win." - Link

@Sushidog2005

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tezereth

Жыл бұрын

Link teaching the real lessons here

@danzoEX

Жыл бұрын

“It’s not a war crime, if it’s fun”

@theyeendigo

Жыл бұрын

Its only a war crime if there's survivors

@astreusastresus198

Жыл бұрын

"It's only a crime if the police know"

I guess the true incarnation of Demise's hatred was Link after all

@firestarex3544

Жыл бұрын

Demise was really mad at his minions for failing him all along.

@JustJeff777

Жыл бұрын

More like Loki.

@BottleOScrumpe9981

Жыл бұрын

Ganondorf: UGH! IT SHOUD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!! IT IS UNFAIR!

@snickers6125

Жыл бұрын

You know instead of working to bring peace with demise and the darkness the hylians just kinda seal him away. We sent them to basically hell, like just them with their thoughts of what we did to them stirring for years with nothing they can do about it. Maybe we're the bad guys?

@snickers6125

Жыл бұрын

@@BottleOScrumpe9981 Ganondorf then retires as demon king and starts taking his passion as a smash bros character his full attention.

I see we've moved on from torturing Koroks to violating the Geneva Conventions

@VesperDoesStuff

Жыл бұрын

Geneva Conventions? More like Geneva Suggestions

@mugenokami2201

Жыл бұрын

It’s a check list

Link’s delinquency has come a long way from smashing pots. 🤣

@melvymel01

Жыл бұрын

I should not be laughing this hard🤣🤣🤣👍🏿

@shrekdorado4213

Жыл бұрын

This is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@majora919

Жыл бұрын

In this game link once again wakes up and chooses violence

@piratekit3941

Жыл бұрын

BotW Link was always a feral goblin, but now that has been turned up to 1000%. Goblin Link is a menace to Hyrule.

@IchigoUnbound

10 ай бұрын

​@@majora919 Link doesn't do alot of negotiations to solve his problems hes just not very talkative so violence is his only way

'Are we the bad guys?' 'No. We're the winners.'

@rifasclub

Жыл бұрын

USA in a nutshell.

@incognitopotato3516

Жыл бұрын

@@rifasclub I mean this game did let me reenact the Vietnam war

@JohnSmith-yl8sg

Жыл бұрын

weeeeeee are the chaaaaaampions

@JohnSmith-yl8sg

Жыл бұрын

"Are we the baddies?"

@user-nb7vq7ol6g

Жыл бұрын

​@Incognito Potato Not just vietnam, it applies to every single war in history

Demon King Ganondorf: Damn I need to write this down. Got any more ideas? Link: *evil laugh*

@zacbob07

Жыл бұрын

*evil hyah*

@AGenericTakodachiW4H

Жыл бұрын

*scared korok noises*

@fedekapo6

Жыл бұрын

@@zacbob07 I was about to write this. Lmao

@NotsilYmerej

Жыл бұрын

Ganondorf: brilliant idea! But does it have to have a penis?

@CrescentCroma

Жыл бұрын

@@NotsilYmerej wh- w wha- what?

I love these unhinged builds. Link has truly went from hero/adventurer to mad scientist in totk.

@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8

Жыл бұрын

He was always a mad scientist since in universe he killed a guardian with a pot lid and tbh probably did some shit with runes at some point. This time they also gave him an engineering degree

@retricallltann6243

Жыл бұрын

Mad scientist commuting major war crimes lmao Ganon be shivering

@RRaptor86

10 ай бұрын

I wanna blame Purah, but………… heh.…….

@333dog

9 ай бұрын

Bro went from silent brave valiant and adventurous knight to emmet from the Lego movie.

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

*40,000 Zonite

@team4star1

Жыл бұрын

@@LordTyph it’s a reference to TF2 heavy intro

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

@@team4star1 And I brought up what would make it accurate to the universe here.

@DemonicAdj

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, this is more of the "dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty" that Spy believes are in the mind of the Pyro.

Ganondorf: a sword so fragile cannot save you from my power! *After seeing the hellish machinations and literal war crimes Link can ptoduce* Ganondorf: I think prefer the sword...

@venthier3093

Жыл бұрын

Link: you took my sword so i got creative

@LadyAmdis

Жыл бұрын

The sword was what was holding him back the entire time.

@PLASBEZ

Жыл бұрын

I may not have the master sword but thanjs to you, I now have the hammer of dawn. Your days are numbered, start counting your hours and your minutes

@ryanrodriguez211

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mkv2718

Жыл бұрын

honestly someone needs to make a ganondorf cage 😂

honestly imagine how painful fire, laser beams, and electricity would feel, i’m almost starting to feel bad for the bokoblins 💀

@ClintonKE

Жыл бұрын

I don't f them

@cubeofmeat4982

Жыл бұрын

They'll come back next blood moon anywyas

@Boxghost102

Жыл бұрын

Bokoblin's aren't people, they don't have rights.

@Jazzin96

Жыл бұрын

I sneak strike whenever I can, and I often go for flurry rushes. Quick and relatively painless.

@Jazzin96

Жыл бұрын

@@cubeofmeat4982 and experience it again 💀

Imagine Ganondorf was trying to save Hyrule from this man all along.

How the Zonai lost ever lost to Ganondorf when Link is doing stuff like this with their tech is baffling

@citizen_grub4171

Жыл бұрын

Rauru had morals. We do not.

@mysterygirl0423

Жыл бұрын

@@citizen_grub4171 This 🙌🏼 😂

@skelitonking117

Жыл бұрын

Defeating bokoblins doesn’t mean much when their boss can just ignore this, and destroy your entire civilization alone lol

@Neonlit.

Жыл бұрын

The Geneva c̶o̶n̶v̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ suggestions were probably a thing.

@Allen-qs2xr

Жыл бұрын

​@@citizen_grub4171 so the moral to this game is: Fuck Morals

Doctor Link, your Korok torture chamber 6900 has been... used unexpectedly

@vertek3233

Жыл бұрын

"My le chamber, it kills people?

@henrytrieu6559

Жыл бұрын

Well, I wouldn’t exactly call them people

@presidentirinavladimirovna7054

Жыл бұрын

​@notyourbusiness7571You're technically correct

@oli-cm7hs

Жыл бұрын

now i am become death, destroyer of worlds

@flainfan

Жыл бұрын

Link: Excellent. 😈

Ganon's foot soldiers are as ants, and Link has an always-expanding collection of magnifying glasses.

@relix7373

Жыл бұрын

This is such a bar lmao

@ultimaxkom8728

Жыл бұрын

@@relix7373 Agree

@ballisticboo7808

Жыл бұрын

That line goes so unironically hard wtf

@Mordecrox

Жыл бұрын

Here's your 666th like

@thegreatgoobert5847

Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ Shakespeare it's a zelda video

The real Tears of the Kingdom were the Bokoblins we tortured along the way

TotK players trying to comb through historical records trying to find the most gruesome torture methods

Looks like we're going to need a bigger chamber for that hinox.

@smellycat57

Жыл бұрын

plans are already being drafted 🫡

@SmartyPoohBear

Жыл бұрын

Specifically a taller one.

@RabbitConfirmed

Жыл бұрын

looks like we gonna do it, also, what is like the biggest thing you could build? Is it like unlimited?

@estebanco6937

Жыл бұрын

​@@RabbitConfirmed idk the number but theres a limit to how much stuff you can glue together, it just starts separating at some point

@cylee4735

Жыл бұрын

@@estebanco6937 it’s 21. Due to the performance limit of the switch

They think death is their release from their torment. But after the next blood moon, what comes next will be even worse. 😂

@moosesues8887

Жыл бұрын

Villian arc starts now

@karenmerediz

Жыл бұрын

Blood moon has never been so unwanted

At this point I'd have to imagine that Zelda and Gannon are secretly working together to keep link from getting ambitious .

@spectoestis3106

Жыл бұрын

A real Julius Cæser moment

@jorgemargenat2277

Жыл бұрын

So the legend of Lunk 2.

Link: I am your executioner, judge, executioner, jury and if need be your executioner. Bokogoblin: you said executioner 3 times Link: I like that part of the job (electrocuted cage)

@danzoEX

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zacharybartolo5111

Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference!

@brandikins11

Жыл бұрын

Is that from Disenchantment? Or something else? Seems familiar.

@spencerbowden2979

Жыл бұрын

@@brandikins11 Danny phantom the episode where walker made his debut

Ok, now things may be getting out of hand. Imagine suddenly being caged and just above is on little hylian with a blank expression on his face. Just staring, uncaring, while you’re being slaughtered like pigs.

@ACW-dn9wb

Жыл бұрын

Ironically, they ARE pigs 😂

@k_boo8232

Жыл бұрын

Except. . . *it is his hand*

@r.e.z9428

Жыл бұрын

@@ACW-dn9wb Thats racist, the pig-noses have just as much rights as the knife-ears, beak-lips, rock-biters and fin-backs.

@Irisverse

Жыл бұрын

This must be how it feels to be captured by Jigsaw.

@jacobg.witmer

Жыл бұрын

@@Irisverse Peppa Pig Jigsaw puzzle Zelda edition

Murder chamber more like dance chamber it even has a deadly disco ball at the top

@NetBattler

Жыл бұрын

Laser disco ball*

@kewoshk

Жыл бұрын

An electrifying dance to the death 🥰

Ganondorf: “I have an army, what do you have?” Link: ingenuity and ZA HANDOOOOO OFFF HEAVEEEEENNNN

Even Ganondorf would have to do a double take at THAT level of sadism. 😂

There are two kinds of players in this game when it comes to building: 1: What convention? I thought those were just suggestions. 2: Yeah, I read it, it's my to do list.

@HorizonIncarnate

Жыл бұрын

I am both.

@alfieho-br1cw

Жыл бұрын

the third type…is *planes*

Zelda: "Link, we need you to save the kingdom" Link: "ha ha war crimes go burr" expressed with grunts and silence

The only thing that would make this crueler is if it automatically dispensed the monster parts at the end, like a gumball dispenser.

@dubstep53

Жыл бұрын

Don't give Link anymore ideas. There is already the device dispensers so it could theoretically be done 😅

@incognitopotato3516

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@dubstep53 what do you mean theoretically?

@justicetaylor3050

Жыл бұрын

*Imagines guts and bones popping out of some contraption as Link’s blank stare looks at you.*

@dubstep53

Жыл бұрын

@@incognitopotato3516 just a joke, but imagine if that was also a feature in the game. As morbid as it may be, it would make collecting all the materials and monster parts much more efficient

@incognitopotato3516

Жыл бұрын

@@dubstep53 not a joke if it exists in my game

That Hinox was like, "Hey buddy! You forgot your little doll house!"

I like the idea that the hynox throwing his murder box at him directly led him to building his orbital death platform specifically so he could nuke hynox's

@DemonicAdj

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, something's in the sky. "That's no Blood Moon, it's a space station"

*Ganon, observing Link from the castle:* This... Can't be him, right? *Zelda, hanging upside down from a chain beside him, als observing Link, completly emotionless:* It took him approximately 5 and a half months to defeat the calamity. Most of which was spent shield surfing, cross-dressing, turning whole forests and monster camps into massive fires, taming and riding bears that he himself set on fire, marrying a Zora prince, and taking selfies with Lynes... *Ganon goes back to watch Link, as he starts building a cross in a wagon, attaching a poor korok in its center, and parading the burning carriage across Hateno Village:* He is only being awake a week... B-but he is an honorable warrior! Right...? *Zelda:* I'm giving him a month before he discovers how to manipulate and twist reality around him again... With those tricks, he successfully tore to pieces a poor white Lynel in less than 10 seconds... *Ganon stares in horror as Link traps a whole camp of monsters inside a box, hits a button, and the room is filled with the screams of agony of his loyal servants being ripped apart by lasers and flamethrowers*

@tabby_powl

Жыл бұрын

it took 4 four days

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

Is ganon at least giving his minions free dental?

@gabrieloviedocasanas4977

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467 He asks for the occasional tribute every so often (in other words taxes)

@stevemajors3152

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of TFS Alucard (Link) and Integra (Zelda). "He call it his _[sigh]_ #LifeHack"

@XDRAGONRAIDER16

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467 free dental is the least of their problems X_X

Zelda, talking to sonia: he's so brave and kind Link, at that moment in the future:

I love this arc Link has went through True kinda dorky hero to ruthless war criminal

Link harnessing his engineering degree at its finest

@accelerator8558

Жыл бұрын

He doest need to Heard all that...... *HE IS A HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL!!!*

The biggest attrocities are done by people not feeling responsible for them. Link: They left me no choice! They're Ganondorfs servants. Not my fault for threatening me!

@kostakonomi

Жыл бұрын

Also they have no souls ganon just brings them back every blood moon like its nothing and ready to die again

@LittleAl016

Жыл бұрын

Plus, with Ganon literally trying to destroy Hyrule in this era, I'm pretty sure that something like this can be overlooked.

@akl2k7

Жыл бұрын

​@@kostakonomi It's just like killing people in a Soul's game. It's not murder if they always come back.

@Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary

Жыл бұрын

@@kostakonomi But they’re so cute. Watch the Bokoblin doducmemtary

@forbiddenchannel4901

Жыл бұрын

I’m not guilty. I was only following orders.

The 6900 is actually the average temperature inside the machine

Breath of the wild gave us the chance to experience true freedom. Tears of the kingdom let’s us make true art

Devs: we liked what you did in BOTW creatively and as a result made TOTK with more creative freedom Players: Devs: maybe that’s too much creativity…

@calencrawford2195

Жыл бұрын

I like your pfp.

@FruityKoala

Жыл бұрын

@@calencrawford2195 thx

@bowser_the_flamingshell

8 ай бұрын

@@FruityKoala same

You ever stop to think for a minute that maybe Hyrule is where bad monsters go when they die? Considering… well, LINK, and the crazy antics he can get up to and the fact they all regenerate once a month.

Ganondorf staring at the amount of workman’s comp documents he has to sign suddenly became an image in my head.

@quantasium

Жыл бұрын

Workman’s comp? Don’t you mean life insurance payouts lol

What would really take this game to the next level is if we could share inventions online

@silversupremacy01

Жыл бұрын

I’M DOWN 😍

@MrVariant

Жыл бұрын

They killed the multiplayer mod lol

@notsans9995

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna happen, it would be flooded with crosses and swastikas and they know it lol

@DemonicAdj

Жыл бұрын

Like Wind Waker WiiU's messages in bottles, except schematic stones.

Ganondorf: damn this dude's a genius

@mugenokami2201

Жыл бұрын

Ganondorf: oh shit I’m next

Ganondorf: Hey Rauru are you sure this is the great warrior to oppose me he seems like a sadist to me. Rauru: hmm he does seem a little off from what I expect but then again what did those Bokoblins do to make him that mad?

@mugenokami2201

Жыл бұрын

Zelda: they interrupted our alone time. Oh and Ganondorf? He plans to do even *worse* to you for in his own words…can’t believe I am saying this: blueballing him for over 100 years. This apparently is all that pent up rage. Those kuroks though deserved it for what they did

@dayvonlouis5187

Жыл бұрын

@@mugenokami2201 Zelda: are the crucifixtions necessary? Link: Pretty crucial I’d say they know what they did. Zelda: And you’re sure? Link: *Very* .

@mugenokami2201

Жыл бұрын

@@dayvonlouis5187 Ganondorf: just the fuck they do to you to gain this amount of wrath?

@dayvonlouis5187

Жыл бұрын

@@mugenokami2201 Link: I’ve played their games, helped their people and saved them from *you* and guess what I got in return.

@mugenokami2201

Жыл бұрын

@@dayvonlouis5187 Ganondorf: No idea. What they give you? Complete shit for just doing what was asked of you?

Let’s just respect the fact that this is version 69000, they went through all of those test versions.

Breath of the Wild: *Link trying to survive on a Wild Hyrule* Tears of the Kingdom: *Hyrule trying to survive a Wild Link*

Just gotta add more height and width and that Hinox is history

Nintendo has spent the last 30 years trying to make all their games and products as kid friendly as possible. They don't want to push any buttons on the moral compass, and have always strived for sunshine and rainbows....then they unleash this level of freedom onto their player base. The whole things been a powder keg waiting to explode, and man this thing is going nuclear.

@adob0_90

Жыл бұрын

Nah there are some dark moments in their games such as a few Zelda games, but yeah this has gone to far in this game

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

Sunshine is just another weapon.

@accelerator8558

Жыл бұрын

A solar powered orbital cannon???

@thronosstudios

Жыл бұрын

@@adob0_90 Too far how? It's friggin hilarious

@adob0_90

Жыл бұрын

@@thronosstudios i was exaggerating, it is funny yea

How did you miss Boko Blender? Poor marketing aside. This is genius

@DemonicAdj

Жыл бұрын

It slices! It dices! It electrocutes! It burns!

@froo1357

Жыл бұрын

And for the fair price of 49.99, I'll throw in another one absolutely free!

Link has become an unhinged, unbound mad scientist who go to any length and destroy anything in his path to see Zelda again.

those bokoblins had it coming

Ganondorf: Hi there, Link was it? I've indicted you for war crimes that violate the Geneva Convention, you will appear before an international tribunal to determine your fate. Link: *Drops the Bokoblin Torture Chamber 6900 on Ganondorf* Ganondorf: Thank you for the evidence you've submitted and the eternal damnation you've inflicted upon me.

Hinox: hah, your torture chamber is no match for me.

Tears of the kingdom they say, but no one ever ask which kingdom

"Remember kids, the winner writtes story as the hero!" - Link, Hero of Hyrule

This is going to be the darkest Zelda game because of the community.

I love it how the creations in this game evolved from tanks to mecha to bomber-planes to straight-up death-camps. Jesus christ.

"Your honour, how can it be a hatecrime if I loved every minute of it?"

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Geneva Convention

I love how every game that enables you to play creatively always reveals a bunch of psychopaths

You should've worn the dark link outfit to really make this evil

This man is a true genius

@YT_Leon_05

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Nintendo gave us too much power😅

@justicetaylor3050

Жыл бұрын

Nintendo Power! Yeah! (Uses Nintendo power to make multiple war crime execution chambers…) *Winces in fear* Yeahhhhh…

They dred the blood moon as they long for the permanent sweet release of death knowing Link the torturer waits among the lands of Hyrule

This gave me an idea to put monsters in then shoot them with that flower that confuses monsters to make Hyrulean cage fights

Zelda: Tear of the Reich 😂

Link: i wanna play a game....

*holds back tears* it‘s beatiful

Giving Link his arm was the biggest mistake Rauru's ever made

The legend of Zelda: SAW edition

"What the fuck!? At least I just used gas chambers, not flamethrowers, lasers and arcthrowers... That would be too much!" -Austrian Painter

@scarecrowhobo

Жыл бұрын

well remember the oven joke in hansel and gretel? Hitler was inspired by the iirc

This is gruesome and majestic all at the same time. Good show sir.

All jokes aside, this seems like an extremely efficient way to grind xp to make the stronger monsters appear as quickly as possible.

The Hinox getting revenge at the end!🤣

That was…unexpectedly graphic…

when everyone thought evil link is evil wait till link blows off some steam

“YOUR ONLY RELEASE IS DEATH!” “B-but good sir, the blood moon is rising”

Nintendo: expecting us to be happy building lego vehicle abominations Prizza: Hold my korok seeds

This, right there, is pure evil. Also genious.

The blood moon's going to rise, and those Bokoblins are coming back with Vietnam flashbacks.

Thank you for this.

Link's meat shop! Open 24/7! (Where's Sidon and mineru i want to hug them so bad)

Can't wait for 7000!

I shall award you with my subscription for this sadistic torment device of yours!

"Did someone say pest control?" -Link

I haven’t gotten to the point where I found the lasers, so I thought those were spinning blades in there. A bokoblin blender.

A crime against humanity is a joke when done to Bokoblins. B)

Perfect, just what I was thinking of making!

The new book: Links torture machine for dummies.

I love how inocent link looks with that cartoony face 🤣🤣

I wonder if that torture chamber works on Ganondorf. That would be a sight.

It's never a war crime the first time. Quoting a certain electrician.

That hinox woke up on wrong side of the bed bro. He didn’t come to play

**sees him smack the cage, starts to wheeze and ends with a chirp laugh**

Glad the Kingdom of Hyrule does not join Geneva Convention.

the way he boots the trap at you at the end was classic.

The BGM did it for me 😂🤣🤣🤣

OHMYGOD THE MADLAD

When I see stuff like that I wonder if the guy who invented the guillotine and waterboarding was just a player in a world where we all are NPCs. Maybe that's what a real psychopath feels like after all : stranded in a very realistic, empty and lame MMO. Now if you all excuse me, I'll go back to my axe sharpening.

@theblackrose3130

Жыл бұрын

The guy who invented the Guillotine actually kinda tried to do it out of kindness. He invented the Guillotine as the quickest and thus least painful method of execution (to this day this is still the case, lethal injections and electric chair are worse than the guillotine abolish the death penalty everywhere etc etc)

@nealheder

Жыл бұрын

@@theblackrose3130 As a French guy I applaud your comment. You can still see the backyard where the first prototype was made if you go to Paris, from the window of the oldest restaurant of the city, the Procope, near Boulevard St Germain.

Jolly good, old chap! Topp choice of music

This was beautiful 🥺

Spoilers: Link realized Ganondorf was right when he said Rauru wasn't using his god-like powers to their fullest extent, so he was determined not to repeat that mistake😂 He made Ganondorf regret giving that piece of advice! Where Rauru barely utilized his power, Link is absolutely destroying everyone with it😂

@scarecrowhobo

Жыл бұрын

Yea dont click the comment read more my dumbass almost spoiled myself for acting for before realizing lol

@ch62013

Жыл бұрын

When Rauru see how efficient Link was, he can't help wonder why he never do that.

@tezereth

Жыл бұрын

@@ch62013because Rauru didn’t had that creative fiber

@mobgabriel1767

Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine ganon and rauru watching in shock as link Carnage ganon's Minions without a Second thought while Zelda Just watched unsurprised since this is basically the same thing that happened in BOTW but now link hás a much bigger array of powers at his disposal